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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the after show decompression session, doing what they do best,
flapping their gums. Well, I'm glad y'all didn't hear the
first part of that show.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good lord, y'all.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Family secrets, Well, y's really a family secret. Deborah knows, right.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
No, oh, she didn't. All right, now see now I'm
gonna have to tell it. Now, I'm gonna have to
tell it. I don't know how we got off on this.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
You're talking about your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Jean, Yeah, you're talking about Botham Johan Boulevards. Yes, yeah,
I had the traffic report. I had a girlfriend in
New Orleans. Her name was Jean Jean. She was so pretty.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Now, she wasn't Jean.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
She was young. She was Jeng.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Was she just trying to be fancy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't know that's what her mama named her, but
she was. She was Cajun, French, Cajun, French cajun.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's why it was jeng wild spicy woman right now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
But the thing is, see, I was like twenty five
or twenty. You're a young pop. She was seventeen.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh, but you were in Louisiana. Louisiana should do that.
It happens all the time think of Jerry Lee Lewis,
uncle daddy. All right?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
If sure? Why not? I don't know why. I reveal
way too much to you guys. I like it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I like it. We're going to write a book.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's worse than Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I guarandn one.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Of the Rascules asked if you would write a book
of all your exploits.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
That's I think that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Maybe get you a ghost writer, you and Jimmy. Well,
I'd have to write it with jim, Yes, you would.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'd have to write it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Because Jimmy will remind you of stuff, and you can
remind him of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh yeah, we can remind each other of stuff that
we've been trying to forget for all these.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The book could be a companion to the Bow box set.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The Bow box set, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Like all the funny, weird shit you've done over the
years with Jim and Randy and everybody, everybody, everybody. Yeah,
put it all together into a box set. Maybe someday,
colored vinyl sad just for kicks.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Maybe someday.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Maybe maybe I'm planting the sea. Anna you think I'm
getting anywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm just thinking about a nap right now. I'll think
about it again.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I say, you got so excited talking about your Cajun girlfriend.
I don't want you to not be able to go
to sleep this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
This was like almost forty years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, you should not quite google her. Her down, don't
do it.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I tried to google her, but.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Her mama said no.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh mama didn't find out. Oh man, I got halfway.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I said, google not Doodle.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Somewhere in Southeast Asia, I have or had a half sister. Yeah,
Daddy O. Daddy O was Army air traffic control at
the end of the Vietnam War, and he was over
there and he had a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
And when Daddy has to bust a nut, he's got
to do it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
She did find out about her.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You know, I'm a little pissed about that. My sister
just told me about it, like less than five years ago.
Oh wow, she said, Oh yeah, Daddy had and dad's
been gone since he's been gone ten years now. Said
oh yeah, Dad knocked up his Vietnamese girlfriend over there
and they had a baby, and then they agreed to
just go their separate ways forever. And I'm like, man,
(03:34):
I want to google this person. I want to see
if she's a liar, I want to know what she's like.
And my sister made a really good point. She goes,
what if you don't want to know what that person
is like. I mean, that's the other side of the world,
third world country.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Maybe she doesn't know about your dad. Maybe mom when
they went their separate ways, she made up a different story. However,
I had always heard that the gis that left women
behind and had offspring, that their offspring that they had
a tough time because the other Vietnamese, the other Asians
treat them differently, treated them differently.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Half white. Wow, yeah, I'll be damned well. I've always
wanted to know more. But my sister's like, you never know.
They might be in the Heroin mafia of Southeast Asia.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Uncle Tony, who they named a clinic after him, off
of I thirty.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
He come to Uncle Tony's clinics.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
He was a pediatrician. He was one of the first
Hispanic doctors here. So it's a hero Saltivar clinic.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So he was a pediatrician. Yeah, I'll give you a
shot to you a bit.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Anyways, he was stationed at Pearl Harbor after December seventh,
nineteen forty one as a captain because he was a
doctor and he had a girlfriend in Hawaii, and I
oftentimes wondered if there was another little to horrow from
my uncle Tony in Hawaii. Could be he did when
(05:03):
he passed away. In his will, he said, if anybody
comes forward and says that they're my offspring, I leave
them one dollar.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Leave that one dollar, one.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Dollar, one dollar, because that covers your ass. Did you
know that? No, you should probably do that too, because
maybe is gonna come back.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
No, yeah, you're supposed to say that you leave them.
If somebody comes forward, you leave them one dollar. That
way they can't contest the will.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Wow, be noted on that. Okay, now I'm thinking back
to all the whoopsie daisy moments I've had as.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
A young man, and I wonder you mentioned mentioned Hawaii.
We had a woman from Hawaii that used to work
as a reception at the station I worked at in
New Orleans, and he used to We became good friends,
so I'd call her Hula hooreho and she's laugh. She
called me the Texas ship kicker. Okay, I believe she
(06:06):
was cool. Yeah, she had a cool sense of humor.
About you say, bring me some coffee. Shut up your
Texas ship, kicker. What a couple.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Hawaiian bros. It's Hawaiian hose.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Her name was a Loman. She's the nicest lady ever.
And she had a sense of humor, which is something
to say with my sick twisted jokes that I tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Got a sense of humor going them. It's just it's
a very unique sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Not everybody sees the humor.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Some people are just too tight uptight.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, stick out your ass and laugh at a dirty joke.
Ever one here, smoke this.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Take one hit here, don't don't get the end of it, wet,
give it back to me.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
There we go. I got a couple of songs we'll
play tomorrow on Fun with Music Days. Are we going
to get smoking?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And okay, that sounds like fun.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
We got a mash up and we got more family
four packs of tickets to the state.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
That mashup last week was bad ass. It's going to
be hard for you to talk that bull.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Just just wait, you'll see you got.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
It was sacrilegious. A lot of times your mashups are
kind of sacrilegious to the you know, purest in rock
and purity of rock religious only because you you know,
put Gloria Gain or Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, I didn't do that one, No, I take no
credit for that. You'll find you'll find uh tomorrow will
be the nineteen eighties meet the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh cool.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
So all I'm saying, all right, you have to tune
in and find out for your own sounds good. And
then the day after Deuce is going to be here,
Fox four is Mike Deosey. We'll do our NFL pro picks.
I'll make everybody a grid so they can just mark.
You picked four and the Cowboys. Since Deuce works for
Fox four, you picked the Cowboy. Oh and you have
(07:57):
to keep up with who wins and who loses?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yes, sir, Yeah, you trained me on that last season,
so I'm good. Ag and Randy showed me some stuff too.
I'll call it all right. So, after all that tailgate
stuff is over Friday, would you all like to join
me at the Granada Theater to see Glenn Hughes and
Ester thinking about that?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Yeah, that's that's around nine o'clock at night on Friday, right, Yeah, something.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Like that, so we'd have time to rest get down.
There be that kind of you know barging in rockstar
where we going to like five minutes before the show starts.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Well, he won't remember us if we say who we are,
you might.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think he's doing meet and greets, but it's one
of those that's for sale.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I ain't paying shit. I did an interview with him
so he could sell something.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's the majority, the majority of rock stars now are
doing these paid meet and greets.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And it's a lot, a lot. Yeah, heartshe charges like
three hundred dollars or something.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, they go up into the thousands, man, depending on
who the artist is.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, hey to meet me.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
How bad do they want to meet this person?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We think about it. They're not making money on album
sales anymore.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Away that they make money now is by touring and
selling merch.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It's sad.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Actually they put these big fat packages together that go
up into the four figures and for that you get
early entrance into the venue before the crowd does. You
get DIBs at the front of the line for the
merch and the tour march because you know, a lot
of the tour march is just for that one show
and when it runs out, it's gone. It's a very
limited edition. You also get a bag full of souvenirs.
(09:39):
You get a souvenir lamin it. You get a picture
with the rock star, and I think there's some like
You get to hang at their sound check, watch them
warm up, and that kind of thing. Now for a
regular person who doesn't get to live the way that
we live, and they love that artist as much as
we do, they'll pay once in a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Experience the foreigner thing that we done a couple of
years now, though that is paid by their like number
one fans. Really, yeah, you know, we get to go
because we promoted.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
That it wasn't really a meet and greet because we're
down in the audience and they're up on stage taking questions.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
They said that the reason that they did that was
because of COVID. So they have a ship stop it.
Call Kelly Hanson right now.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What's wrong with you? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Boss man? Meeting time, real quick, touch base with the
boss Man. We got to get out of here and
take the nap before the rain goes away. And the
rain is going away, so we got to get the
nap good.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Boarding, Stratch, Sorry but all right. We'll see you tomorrow
for Fuck with Deals Day. See you