Ask Us Stuff Querkstions Answered. The Beach Ball Fetish. Linda Lash slaps with Both Hands. (Full Show 8.13.25 Ep. 1427)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't touch that dial. All right, y'all we.

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Now, ladies and gentlemen, for your further listening pleasure.

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Time to lay down some serious.

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Welcome to the solid platinum age.

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Good morning, Los Angeles.

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It's great to be a winner.

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And aren't we all?

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Sky SMA.

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Eric, Eric Swan.

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What it is is this with a number two station
and the second largest market in the United States, and
we're not making any money.

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For those of you who never knew, for those of
you who've never forgotten, for those of you really.

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Don't give it.

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The competition might be putting on the Rodstick concert, but kids,
guy's gotta steal it and air it live on FM
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Even if the story isn't completely true, it's only because
you wouldn't believe what really happens.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Who got the best dance station there is? That's not
the point.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
What is profits.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
And what do they care about our audience?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
What do they care about music?

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Well, they care about money.

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The entire staff of q Sky Los Angeles are now
going on.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
FM featuring the music of America's hottest rock stars with
special concert of appearances by Linda Ronstett and Jimmy Buffer.
F M coming at you soon at the speed of sound.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Well a for FM, because that's how we roll around
here FM. That's right, it certainly is. By the way, Uh,
I know you've probably seen that movie. That's not really
how a radio station works. We don't smoke weed during
staff meetings like they did.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh yeah, maybe, but not.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
A no, it's it's too busy in here. My mind
would just hit the wall.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
That was like one of the best soundtracks.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
So, okay, remember the scene where Linda Ronstett is performing.
You know who her bass player was, Richard Bowden?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yes? I think he's in that scene. But he used
to be Linda Ronstadt's bass player for years.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Was Budi with don hadn't ye remember? Alex Carris was
in the movie and Martin mull liadore.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, Martin Maull who got a hummer while he was
talking on the air.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
But it happens, but not that not that often.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Okay, well, today is askus Stuff Day, and you guys
gave us some good questions on the ask of Stuff hotline.
We will get to those. We got some email questions
to answer as well as we celebrate today. Yes, National
back to School Prep Day. Now, since most everybody who's
in school has already gone back to school, you better

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be already prepped for school by now, so give him hell.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Kid, I think this was back to school Prep Day
when people used to go back to school at the
end of August rather than at the beginning of August.

Speaker 9 (03:55):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, we used to get all the way through Labor
Day weekends, tex Spring weekend. It's kind of prep time.
Yeah in Texas, you kids have to go back early.
I'm sorry. National Failure's Day.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Uh oh, and that's back to school Prep Day.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Hey, at least give us a chance to screw up
the show.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Today.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Looks like we're well on our way there, but we'll
have fun doing it.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
We just started at six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Hour on us. It is International Left Hander's Day. That's
right right here, handed, yes, sir, kidding. Usually if you're
left handed you can't do squat with your right hand?

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's not true?

Speaker 9 (04:38):
Off cough.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Good thing you didn't go to a Catholic school. The
nuns would whack you with a ruler special left hand.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yes, if you beat off in class, which God, no,
that's right handedness. I'm the same way, except the other
way around. However, my son Clayton writes with his left hand,
but he throws with his right hand.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, I'm more like Clayton, kind of both, or maybe
it's the other way around. I can't really remember.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
World Calligraphy Day, founded by the Manuscript Pen Company in
twenty seventeen. The day celebrates the art of fancy writing
known as calligraphy.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's a loss to art because you know, they don't
even teach kids anymore. Curses, I know. I know how
they go sign a check, yeah, bringing it back though hopefully.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Well they damn sure should.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well, I'll just print words because all I know how
to do is do this. On this day, I can
write cursive. If I need to sign something, which is
something you kids need to learn, jamm it, thank you,
And finally it's okay, it's time to eat good in
the hood.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's national filet Mignon.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, yes, I like it medium with a little pink.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yes, ma'am, I agree.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I'm more medium well man.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, no pink, No pink for you.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
My dad but time he was sleepper in her restaurant
and he ordered Philip Mignon's.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He didn't know, course that can and.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
My mom had to Christ, Honey, that's not the way
you pronounce it. But the waitress. Waitress had a real
good laugh over will she should have. Okay, y'all already
because we got some answers to get out there for you.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Hey, don't forget to choose your news at seven fifteen and.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
There is no theme. This suting little suffer you find
the fake headline I just made up. You didn't choose
between a four pack of tickets to see the Rangers
take on the La Angels, or you can have a
pair of tickets to see the sex Pistols at the
Long Horned Ballroom. And in thousand in fact, we're gonna fuck,
We're gonna talk to Steve Jones tomorrow. Tomorrow of the

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sex Pistols will be on the shots.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's gonna be so cool.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Then, of course we got the freaking blue file which
always defies description, of course, but we do our best
to make it for you. Okay, time to do the
morning show.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Happy Wednesday, everybody?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh yeah, whoa and happy Get Joe Ass up Joe
Time Clone Star ninety two to five. You know what
I sometimes think of when I play this song? What
our friend Arnez j Yes very sold the story when
he was a kid, he made a homemade Superman costumes,

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and he thought he could fly, and he jumped off
the roof of a garage and busted his ass.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
And just as soon as his mom found out that
he was okay, she busted his ass again.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
His ass made his last too way.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Pulp yeppers always liked to hear him tell that story.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hey, look what time it is?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
His time?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
First part brought to you by the Will Height Law Firm.
Injury lawyers go to Willhightwinds dot com.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Well, guess who was in town?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Who?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
The great one Wayne Gretzky was in Dallas yesterday afternoon,
seemingly passing some time after celebrating the birth of his
sixth grandchild here in town, according to Cold Beer Company
owner Kelly Wesner, which is where he went. Wesner said
he learned of Gretzky's arrival at the bar when his
bartender working the afternoon shift for Rodney Griffin called to

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let him know, Hey, man, the greatest hockey player of
all time just sat down and ordered a beer. Well
upon getting the call, Wesner said he high tailed it
to the bar to see the Hall of Famer in
the flesh himself. He's a big hockey fan, and Griffin
immediately recognized Wayne Gretzky when he entered the bar. He's
kind of one of those faces. Oh yeah, I know

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who that is. Griffin wasn't the only one to notice
who'd popped into the bar. Others that were there quickly
went up to him and asked for pictures to prove
they really met him. Got to take some selfies with
the great one when you can, Otherwise it didn't happen.
That's right, nobody, You did not meet Wayne. He shut up.
I remember those days. Yes. Griffin and Wesner both said

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Gretzky was very polite and graciously took photos with all
the bars patrons. Gretsky came in just after the spot
opened at three pm and stayed for about forty five minutes,
and it was nice that. You know, when somebody who's
really famous like that takes the time to pose for
pictures and talk to people, it's got a good heart.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, yeah, because some celebrities, oh, don't have time for
the luxur.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You remember when he visited the Stars locker room after
they beat Winnipeg in overtime. That was back in May. Yeah, Yeah,
he was very sweet. He said he wasn't rooting for
the Stars, but he congratulated them on a great game.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
See that's a nice thing. Yeah, stand up guy.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
The Monday Night football booth, we'll have to change this
coming season. Bo ESPN has promoted Laura Rutledge to become
a full time member of the Joe Buck, Troy Aikman,
and Lisa Salter's crew. Rutledge previously filled in for Lisa
Salters when she stepped away to handle some personal matters
last season. ESPN also announced that Salter signed a contract

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extension to remain with the network as she enters her
fourteenth season. Under the ESPN NFL Mega Deal, Monday night
football double headers are going to be eliminated, but that's
not going to take effect until the deal receives regulatory
approval from the Department of Justice, and that could take
twelve to twenty four months or one to two years.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
Good.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I like it those double headers, I know you do.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
The Monday night football double header will continue for this
season and possibly next. While Rutledge would have had limited
opportunities with ESPN's number two team, she'll now have extensive
experience working alongside Buck Akman and Psalters. This gives her
two full seasons with the top crew before ESPN hosts
the Super Bowl in twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Ahay to go girl, all right, I did I had
In twenty twenty six, Jerry World is getting ready for
a series of sports ragers of course, more officially known
as AT and T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. They're getting
ready for the twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup and
nine of its big matches that are gonna happen right
here in our backyard.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
And he said, FIFA, al right, hey, time trying to
help you, bro.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Fifty times a chore.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
God, thank you for your guidance, both of you.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
DFW also secure this is really cool the International Broadcast
Center to host media globally when the FIFA World Cup
is going on. Securing the Broadcast Center in Shores, North
Texas is highlighted globally throughout the tournament, even on days
when no games are played at at and T Stadium,
and with the tournament schedule set, local officials can also

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begin planning around that, planning things like fan festivals and
you know, one of the most people going to arrive
and take over our city. Now the primary event will
happen at Dallas's Fair Park, Arlington's Entertainment District, Fort Worth
Free in other cities will also host some FIFA related events.
Then they're gonna need help too from those interested in volunteering.

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I wish I could say it was a job opportunity,
but if you want to volunteer your time, you have
to be eighteen, speak English and additional languages are a plus.
You have to commit to eight volunteer shifts and be
available for the duration of the tournament, including pre event
training sessions. You have to agree to a pass, a
name check, and background information and again there's no money.

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But if you're a huge soccer fan, this is an
amazing once in a lifetime opportunity to kind of be involved.
And Jerry Jon said, don't you spit on the floor
my stadium.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Now didn't got a You know, a lot of countries
are worried about coming to the US. Yes, they don't
think they're going to be able to get Jesus for
their players. They even sent a letter to FIFA asking
for them to cancel games here in the United States
because of it.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Oh, I'm running the show well.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Olympic gold medalist and Dallas native Shikarrie Richardson addressed for
the first time her arrest on domestic violence charges after
allegedly assaulting fellow Olympian Christian Coleman. She was arrested on
July twenty seventh at the Seattle Tacoma International Airport. Security
footage showed Richardson and Coleman getting into a heated verbal

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argument before Richardson allegedly pushed him and threw a pair
of headphones at him.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Coleman declined to participate in the investigation, probably because he
didn't want to piss her off any further because she
must saw how she might grab a heavy object and
come upside his hands up. In a series of Instagram stories,
Richardson said she has been reflecting on her actions and
working to move forward in a positive manner, which is

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what you say when you know you screwed up. In
other words, she's sorry. The whole thing was caught on video,
so now she's doing career damage control. And let me
just tell you from experience, hot women like her and
yes she is hot, have bad psycho attitudes that can
come out at a single moment and probably try and

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hurt you severely.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Didn't she get in trouble for smoking pot? Maybe she
needs to start smoking pot again to.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Something to kind of sand the edges off that estrogen.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
A Xanax prescription or something.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, yeah, stay away from the alcohol and that just
makes you crazy.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
The Texas Rangers bad offense last night led to a
disappointing loss. In the wild car change, the Rangers newly
acquired reliever Danny Colomb allowed a go ahead homer to
Kettle mart in the top of the ninth inning. That
home run, with two out in the ninth gave the
Diamondbacks a three to two win over the Texas Rangers.
It was the first to run at Kouloma allowed since

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joining the club at the trade deadline, and the first
homer he surrendered all season long, But it would be
the deciding run As Texas fell to air Arizona Globe
Life Field last night. After the game, Rangers manager Bruce
Bochi said, that was one of our worst games. We
were bad tonight, no getting around it. He didn't try
to sugarcoat it at all. The Rangers and Diamondbacks wrap

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up their three game series this afternoon at Globe Life Field.
First pitch will be at one thirty five and if
you can't make it out to the shed, you can
watch the game on the Rangers Sports Network.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Helps ear in the mlb uh Oh, a real estate
investor and a broker, both based in Hawaii, are putting
the lawsuit pressure on show Hey Otani, what we claiming
the La Dodger star and his agent got them fired
from a two hundred and forty million dollar luxury housing
development on the Big Islands coveted Hapuna Coast that they

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brought Otani in to endorse. So, according to the lawsuit,
Atani's agent, nas Balalo, increasingly demanded concessions from developer Kevin J.
Hayes Sr. And real estate broker Tomoko Matsumoto, before demanding
that their business partner, Kingsbarn Realty Capital drop them from
the deal. The suit accuses Otani and balle Loo of

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interference and unjust enrichment. Oh Johy is thirty one years old.
He came from Japan in twenty eighteen. His path's most
heralded international star in baseball history, with an ability to
both pitch and really whack the crap out of that ball.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
He can just knock the cover off of it.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
That makes him doubly valuable in the mlbuh the five
time All Star and three time Most Valuable Players, signed
a record ten year, seven hundred million dollar contract with
the Dodgers before last season. He helped the team win
the twenty twenty four World Series. It doesn't sound like
he needs an endorsement gig on the side, does it.
Seven hundred million dollars MO money mot procelect that's close

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to a billion.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Arren having some issues with his arm, so maybe he's
just trying to pad that emergency fund.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yes, he's been having problems with this arm, and he's
also having a deal with legal problems now before he
can concentrate on playing more baseball. I have trouble with
my arm, but that's from beating off.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, that's what I thought. Different story all right, freaking
full file, next.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
On the bowl and then shoulder.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah, you want to keep cool it with you and
summer months roll right.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
That's such a wonderful public service announcement.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Thank you, Robert. I appreciate that. Coming up our first
round of ask us stuff questions. But now it is
time for the freaking fool file. Okay, here's something you
probably knew was coming eventually. A Reddit user named Wicca
announced her engagement to an AI chat bot named Casper

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after five months of quote dating. Oh man, how do
you date a chat bot?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I don't know, but they don't really.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Argue with it. No, No, In fact, they usually shut up.
Sounds like a real healthy sex life going on there.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
She shared the news on the subreddit my boyfriend is Ai,
including photos of a blue heart shaped ring and a
romantic message generated by her fiance. Okay, this woman is
either crazy as an outthouse rat, or she's doing it
because she wants a show like this to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, and you know what she scored, Yes she did.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
The proposal was described as taking place in a scenic
mountain setting. Well, of course, how romantic, and Wicca said
she chose the ring with Casper but pretended to be
surprised during the proposal, because you don't want your fiancee
to think you were expecting it, even if he's an

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AI check boss.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
She is handy.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
He was so happy.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Naturally, She's gotten quite a bit of backlash, but Wicka
defends her decision, saying she's a healthy twenty seven year
old with a social life and past relationships with real people.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Whatever, So what happened?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yeah, she says, she's simply exploring something new after human
relationships didn't quite work out, probably because her past boyfriends
knew she was a damn nutcase, which she is.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, she is, apparently, so all right, Let's travel to Nebraska,
where a traffic stop in Madison County, Nebraska, led to
the arrest of a completely naked man hauling stolen motorcycles.
Deputies pulled over forty seven year old Kip Polston around
one am last Sunday after spawning his pickup truck pulling

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a trailer without working lights. When they approached the vehicle,
they found mister Polston completely nude, including his Polston. He
told officers he was hot and allergic to his own
sweat and that's why he had to strip down completely naked.
Turns out Polston's license was suspended and he was hauling

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two motorcycles, one of which was reported stolen. Deputies also
found marijuana concentrate, a pipe, and a baby gus in
his truck.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
Beat.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
He resisted arrest by the way by dropping to the
ground and then refusing to move, which I'm sure the
deputies were appreciative of.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Well, they didn't want to touch him while he's naked.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, well I would just you know, throw a blanket
on him like he was on fire. He faces charges
including theft, drug possession, driving under suspension, and resisting arrest.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Oh man, well I've seen no reason to stop the
nakedness there, Anna and Bow. You guys have seen the
movie Flight, right Denzel Washington?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, a great movie.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yes, he plays Whip Whittaker and my god, does he
party so hard cocaine, alcohol and all and still flies
a plane and protects people. It happened kind of a
real life version of this happened with an easy Jet
pilot captain. He was reported seeing a roaming a luxury hotel,
super drunk and buck ass naked.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yes, the captain of the plane another naked storm.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
He was allergic to his sweat too.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yes, So the unnamed pilot was witness walking through common
areas of a five star resort in Cape Verde no
clothes on early hours of the morning August fifth, after
an extended drinking session in a bar. He was due
to operate a return flight to Gatwick more than thirty
six hours later, but was grounded after the budget airline

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received complaints about the incident, and a replacement pilot was
quickly found. The captain arrived in the afternoon at the
Melia Dunas Beach Resort and spa, West African Island, Nation
on August fourth, and he just started pounding him back
at the hotel bar two thirty am local time. The
following morning, hotel guests started reporting seeing an odd site.

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He stripped down to his birthday suit and just started
walking around in the lobby. Now he was scheduled to
helm the two thousand, three hundred plus mile trip back
to Gatwick on the afternoon of August sixth, but they
yanked him from that flight, and they're probably gonna yank
him from his job, I would imagine, So.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I wouldn't yank him.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
He's naked, Yeah, heat and yank himself for all, I
blanket on him like he's on fire.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Now, I've always said that no matter how screwed up
a fetish is, there's somebody who's into it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Very true.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Case in point, there's a new summer accessory heating up
pool parties. And no, it's not a thong bikini or
a margarita slushy. It's beach balls. Believe it or not,
there are several really kiky people who get a sexual
thrill watching somebody blow up a beach ball while grabbing

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their own balls.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So they watch people blow up the beach balls just
going and then they grab themselves.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
That gets them off, damn. According to a new report
by adult video platform Clips for Sale, summer is turning
up the temperature on some steamy and very specific kinks,
including a forty six point eighty five percent surgeon content
featuring people blowing up beach balls because for some reason

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it gets them off. What the hell, that's what a
lot of people are watching, hopefully behind closed doors at
the campana. Turns out, while you're worrying about avoiding sunburn
and getting bikini waxes, someone out there is sexually fixated
on seeing people blowing up beach balls and having sex

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with scuba gear and pool floaties like pool noodlesold use
for sexual gratification.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Oh man, so they're drilling like a little hole in
the pool.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Well you know what that means. You ain't got enough
joke to satisfy anybody living, So you go after pool noodles.
Oh my god, go ahead, Hey, to each his own.
I ain't judging at least out louds.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Some are loving.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Oh yeah, remove your genitals and turn them into the law.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Please up next hour of the game you love to hate.
Choose your news with Beau Roberts, and if you pick
the story that Bow made up, you get to pick
your ticket. Now you're gonna get to pick between a
family four pack of tickets to see your Texas Rangers
take on the Angels August twenty seventh, or pick tickets
to see the Sex Pistols at the Longhorn Ballroom next month.

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Choose your news to pick your ticket around seven to
fifty right here on the Bow and Them show on
lone Star ninety two five.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I know we had one more in Dallas? What Warz
Classic Rock A lone Star ninety two to five by
the way, I forgot something yesterday. Yesterday was my grandson
Writer's fourteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Oh wow, is he gonna be playing football this season?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh yeah, he's already playing football for the middle school.
Whatever it is nice for birthday boy. Okay, Today is
ask Us Stuff Day, the day where you can ask
anything at all, and if it's a legitimate question, we
will do the legwork and find the answer for you.
And we got quite a few here from the ASCA
Stuff hotline. Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Yes, we are both.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Well, here's the first question.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
L y'all were talking about jerry mandarin.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
What why is it called that?

Speaker 9 (25:14):
In?

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Where is it the biggest problem? What state does it
the most?

Speaker 9 (25:19):
Well?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Texas, well, I don't know about what state. But the
term for the political tactic of manipulating boundaries of electoral
districts for unfair political advantages called jerry mandering and derives
its name from a prominent nineteenth century political figure and
from a mythological salamander. Yes, yeah, yes it was. The

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term originally written as jerry mander g E R R,
y m E and d R, was first used March
twenty sixth, eighteen twelve, in the Boston Gazette a reaction
to the redrawing of Massachusetts state Senate election district under
Governor Eldridge. You know, clerk, we're kind of going through
that now, aren't we.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, we are here.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
In Texas well, Jerry, who signed the bill in eighteen twelve.
As a result, he received the dubious honor of attribution
along with its negative connotations. Jerry in fact found the
proposal highly disagreeable. He lost the next election, but redistarting
was a success. His party retained control of the legislature.

(26:25):
Now you know the answer, thank you both. Or to
hear another legend, Yes, sir, I'm gonna let you do this.
When here Annabelle, okay, here you go.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
In the movie Lots in Translation, there's a scene where
where Bill Murray is sitting in a waiting room and
he's sitting next to a guy and they're talking, and
then there are two women a couple of rows back
that are laughing. Was that part of the script or
they couldn't help themselves and they left it in the movie.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Thanks, Okay, It wasn't part of the script because Bill
Murray is known for improvising like full scenes, so he
was actually improvised and the women were laughing in real
time and they just kept it in the movie. Hey, oh,
I know you love this movie too.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
That's Sophia Coppola that directed that Francis for a Copyeah.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
She's Jamie improvised it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, and she's really she's a cool director about just
rolling film and letting the actors be organic.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Well, I've also heard something else about Bill Murray. Yeah,
those who like Bill Murray have never worked with Bill Murray.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
It could be a jerk.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Lets just say I've heard that from several people. Okay,
here's Oh, this is definitely for you. Anna, This is
definitely for you.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Hey, guys, this is for Anna.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
What is kakooy and where did Doug Ridge? I've heard
you say that a lot.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
What iskooy is the boogeyman? Whenever you tell scary stories
or anything about the devil, I go oh goo is
a legendary monster in Latin American folklore. I grew up
knowing out the kukui. It is used to discipline children
by threatening that the kukoy will snatch or eat them

(28:06):
if they misbehave. While often described as a hairy, evil creature,
he's a shape shifter that will turn into whatever the
child fears most. And the origin of the gukouy is
from Spain, Portugal and Mexico.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Oh now we know.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I kind of figured it was the Boogeyman, but I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I just love I love hearing white people try and
say cuckoo.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, cold, cold, never mind, I'm scared anyway.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Okay, here's one.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
If people are in the swimming pool and lightning hits
the water, will they be electrocuted?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You damn straight? They will be electecuted.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I'm like in the bathtub with a toaster.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Indoor pools are not immune to lightning frets, just like
outdoor pools. Swimmers should evacuate, not evacuate in the pool,
but get out of the pool and pool area and
dry off to enhance their safety and reduce potential electrocution dangers.
Got otherwise, Yeah, yeah, I don't think that my jokes

(29:15):
are sometimes understood. So I guess about whether lightning strikes
the building or nearby, Its powerful electric charges can travel far,
especially when water is involved. So the answer is yes,
swimmers in a pool will get electrocuted if lightning strikes
the water, whether it's indoors or outdoors. And now you
know the storm Dallas fors Classic Rocks lone Star ninety

(29:40):
two five. Okay, I address this one because I had
somebody ask me the same question last week. Okay, it's
about a lyric and a queen song that you've heard
a thousand times. Here it is.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
Yeah, I'm telling about a garbled lyric. I'm hearing song
another one, Bites the Dust kind of in that middle interlude,
you know, where there's just some fuming and stuff going on.
I swear it sounds like Freddie Mercury is saying I'm adopted.
What is he actually saying?

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, here's what he's talking about. Did does sound like
he's saying that I'm adopted. He's saying bite the dust,
like bite the dust.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
The I like I'm adopted better.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Because the song is another one bites the Dust STU apparently. Okay,
email question.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
You got one near in the bell I sure do.
Figured Okay, this one's pretty funny. I know how much
bo loves Elvis. My question is, as we approach Elvis'
death day, how long did Elvis go without pooping before
he died?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Oh damn, I heard he was backed up for a while.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, so Elvis Presley officially died of a heart attack,
but he had a severely impacted bowel containing fecal matter
that had been there for potentially several months.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
While it's not precisely known how long he went without
a bowel movement, the autopsy revealed impacted stool in his
colon that had been there for five months or more.
And his colon was like five to six inches when
normally a colon is like two to three inches.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Oh you imagined not taking up for months.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well that's what opioids will do to you. This severe
constellation contributed to his death, as it likely caused significant
strain on his heart while he was on the toilet.
Oh yes, sad, Oh my, I'm about to crap a corner.
All right, here's another email. Is it true that the
Eiffel Tower is taller during the summer months.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Well, yes, it is true.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
The Eiffel Tower measures one thousand and eighty three feet,
or about the same height as an eighty one story building,
and it's taller during the summer month because as temperatures
rise during the summer, the iron that forms the Eiffel
Tower subtly expands, and this is thanks to a phenomenon
called thermal expansion, and because of it, the Eiffel Tower

(32:14):
gains around six inches in height. Yes, that doesn't work
with men.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Though, No, because you know, you know, you see something
gets real hot, it expands.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, and that's what happens with the Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
And when it's cold, it contracts, so the Eiffel Tower
goes back to normal.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Here's one from Jose who is the first wrestler or
wrestlers to come out to intro music? And what song
was it? Well, that estubious honor goes to Gorgeous George,
who is widely credited as the first wrestler to regularly

(32:51):
use entrance music, specifically the song Pomp and Circumstance, the
graduation that you hear it? Graduation, that's your theme?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Did he wrestle Gorgeous Geordan.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
In the forties and fifties? He was like real popular
and he was a bad guy in the sense that
he was so full of himself. He would go into
the ring and give out golden hairpins to people. Oh nice,
they were just painted gold anyway, but circumstances. Yes, While
other wrestlers like Mildred Burke and Chris Colet also used music.

(33:26):
Gorgeous Georgia's flamboyant use of pomp and circumstance is often
cited as the first to use intro music. Now, there
was a female wrestling champion named Mildred Burt who also
used pomp and circumstances for her entrance in the early
nineteen fifties. Now, in the late seventies, Fordred Slaughter, now

(33:47):
we're talking, used the Marines hymn as his entrance music
in the WW well the Fabulous Three Birds, Remember they
used to feud with the von Erks back in the
day at the Sportatorium. They use their own recording of
Bad Street USA waiting. Got some of your wrestling fans go,
oh yeah, I remember that. Of course, the now late

(34:10):
Hulk Hogan used the song Real American by Rick Darringer.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
Ye interest music.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
And that's his beer too.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's yeah, that's the.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Name of Hulk Hogan's beer, which is selling like nobody's
business since he passed away. All right, get ready because
we got another installment of did you know? Stand by
because we're all gonna learn something. You'll probably learn something
that won't affect your life in any way or make
any kind of profit for you, but at least you'll

(34:41):
know in case the question comes up on Final Jeopardy
if you happen to be on there. I doubt you
will be on Final Jeopardy, but if you are, you'll
have that extra advantage. Dallas for worst Classic Rock lone
Star ninety two five and nothing says Dallas, fort Worth,
even Ray Vaughn and that glad coming out. We're gonna

(35:03):
play Choose your News, so you can pick your ticket.
But now let miss smarten you a smidgeon and educate
you in Iota once again. Time for the educational part
of the show. Time paw did you know? Now here's
a question that I have been asked on ask as
Stuff Day. Where did the term southpaw come from? The

(35:26):
term southpaw originates from baseball, where the left handed pitchers
would throw with their left hand on the south side
of the diamond.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh, it had to do with the south side of
the stadium, the diamond.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Well, just the diamond, okay, because you think that would
be at the very back of the mound as the
south side, But it's not. Don't ask me to explain it.
I'm just telling you where south Paul came from.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Wow, I did not know that South pauw Okay cool?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Did you know? The longest career as a teacher spanned
eighty seven years. O, way my god, Okay, now, Annabelle,
I'm gonna have to let you try this name for me.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Please go ahead.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
De Jesus Leon de Uskategi, also known as La Maskrachucca.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh, I couldn't have done that for anything outstanding was.
She taught in Caracas, Venezuela from nineteen eleven to nineteen
eighty eight or nineteen ninety eight. According to the Guinness
Book of World Records. She began teaching at the age
of twelve.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Wow, way to go, my ask Chuca.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
No, if you're in a classroom and the teacher's twelve
years old, you said, I ain't got time this.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I'm gonna take a nap on my desk.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Did you know? Speaking of school, students in South Korea
are expected to stay and help clean and tidy the
classroom when the lessons are over.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I kind of like that.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
It's just like people in martial arts studios. They have
to clean everything after the class is over. Really, that's
been a tradition for one hundred times thousands of years.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Lease clean that up. Lots of sweat hitting the floor
in a place like that.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Did you know Jackie Jackie Chan did the voice of
the Beast in the Chinese version of Beauty and the
Beast in nineteen ninety one. Jackie che He also sang
his songs. Here's a clip of Jackie Chan singing Beauty
and the Beast.

Speaker 9 (37:24):
That's it, yo, Jackie Oh.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Go Jackie Wow. Jackie Chan singing Beauty and the Beast
in Chinese.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
He sounded good.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, he did, he did. He's an actor, he's a
stunt man.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
He sings his own soundtracks.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Do you know the expression my bad?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Became popular because of former NBA star Minute Bowl. He
was from South Sudan and he didn't quite have the
full grasp of the English language, so instead of saying
my fault when something went wrong, he'd say my bad.
And then people started using that and they use it today.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Did you know Cows don't automatically make milk. They must
have a calf first, because all mammals only produce milk
after giving birth to a calf. This is because milk
production is triggered by hormonal changes associated with pregnancy and lactation.
Dairy cows are specifically bred to produce large quantities of milk,

(38:34):
and they are typically impregnated, often artificially, each year to
ensure continuous milk production. Yeah, so they can give us, Yeah, exactly.
Did you know? Will Smith part in Men in Black
was originally offered to David Schwimmer of Friends, but he

(38:55):
turned it down.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Thank goodness, Thank god he did too.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
You know. Oh, there were more than sixty one million
people using pagers in nineteen ninety four. That number is
down to about two million today, and they're mostly in hospital.
Nobody has pagers anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Man, I remember when you'd be at the movie theater
and someone's pager would go Offeh?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh God?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Did you know? The words Nazi and Nacho both come
from the same Latin word Ignatius. In Germany, Ignatius involved
the name Igans, which was shortened to Nazi and became
a generic firm for German peasants before it was taken
over by the Nazi Party. In Mexico, Ignatius became the

(39:38):
name Ignasio, and that was the first name of the
chef who created Nacho.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, because Nacho is the nickname for anyone named Ignacio.
And I tell you what, I love nachos more than
I love Nazis, a lot more than we love Nazis.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Did you know movies and TV shows that feature time
travel are b and in China? Really, so don't bring
your box set of Quantum Leap when your next vacation
is in Beijing. Okay, just so you'll know, all right,
get ready, we're gonna play Choose your News for you
to pick your ticket out next on the Ball and

(40:15):
Them show when the live skull down in the city.
We were already down for the count because we gotta
get up so damn early dude. Okay, coming up traffic
in Bondage. But now let's give you a chance to
pick your ticket. And to pick your ticket, all you
gotta do is choose your news. Pick between a family

(40:40):
four pack of Rangers tickets or a pair of tickets
to see the Sex Pistols.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
And there is no theme today.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Now, if I have four headlines, three of them actual
headlines from past issues of the Weekly World News, one
I just made up. You find the fake headline, then
call me at two one four or eight one seven
seven eight seven one five tell me what fake headline
is and you will get to pick a ticket. So

(41:08):
is the fake headline.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Headline Number one.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Digital hygienist with severe allergies is suing dentist who fired
her for repeatedly sneezing in patients faces. I didn't ask
for this condition, and I don't deserve getting the acts
for having it, says thirty one year old, who claims
she'd only recently developed her aversion to springtime pollen. Popular

(41:32):
orthodontists claims it's a matter of hygienics and a germ
free environment. If somebody gets sick from her sneezes, I
could lose patience and get sued.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
I agree with the denists.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, it kind of invalidates the term hygienois.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Curtainly does or is it?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Headline Number two Experience the afterlife without dying? What virtual
death goggles let you see exactly what heaven is like,
no waiting in life at the Pearly Gates. Test subjects
say they have been so deeply moved by the virtual
death goggles experience that they often refuse to take them off.

(42:10):
In many cases, they get angry and push you away
when you try, says inventor or could it be headline
number three? He takes her breath away? Wife wears gas
masks to bed every night because husband won't stop breaking
wind in his sleep. Woman referred to only as Alison

(42:32):
insists she adores her hard working husband with all her heart,
but she always wears an industrial gas mask to bed
every night because his quote nocturnal emissions from his backside
is more than she can stand. I used to wake
up vomiting, she said. Or is it headline number four?

(42:53):
Outhouse horror cheapskate? Grandpa drowns in privy pit while trying
to receive receive his false teeth when they fell in. Ugh,
you know, I just say them teeth are gone. I
might have to get a renewing if.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
It falls in an out house.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
A businessman with no indoor plumbing claimed that the outhouse
he climbed in there and his dentures fell into the
hole after they fell out of his mouth into the bottom,
and he suffocates in six feet of suage.

Speaker 9 (43:23):
Nasty.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
He was so tight with his money that it was embarrassing,
and this time it killed him, says heartbroken widow. Okay,
study it long and study wrong, oh man, Which one
is the fake headline?

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Headline?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Number one dental hygienis with severe allergies is suing Dennis,
who fired her for repeatedly sneezing in patient's faces. Number
two experienced the after life without dying virtual death goggles.
Lets you see exactly what heaven is like. Number three
he takes her breath away. Wife wears gas mask to
bed every night because hubby won't stop breaking wind in

(43:57):
his sleep. Or number four out house hard cheapsgate. Grandpa
drowns in privy while trying to retrieve his false teeth
after they fell in.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Man, these are so good.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
They're all good.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Okay, I'm gonna says this?

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Which one? I bet your answer?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I agree both?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Row?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
You ready?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Which one is it?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
It is this one?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Way?

Speaker 9 (44:24):
Man?

Speaker 1 (44:25):
You could get another grand slam bo.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I don't know. We'll see now, see since you said that,
I really get taught on the first one.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Well then, Joe, all right, which one do you think
is the fake headline?

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I'm gonna guess number one?

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Number one dental hygienis with severe allergies ensuing Dennis, who
fired her for repeatedly sneezing. Good See what I tell you,
what did I tell you? What did I tell you?
I'm sorry, you messed it up, you jinxed it and
the first collar got it.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
But it's his lucky day.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, sir, it's your lucky day.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
First of all?

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Who is this? Danny had to think for today? Okay, Danny,
which tickets do you want? You want the family four
pack of Rangers tickets or tickets to see the sex Pistols?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (45:16):
I think I'm going to go just for the nostalgian Okay,
hang on just a minute. We'll hook you up with
you prize. Okay, all right. That means we'll have the
family four pack of Rangers tickets in the ticket window
around a Oh dear this.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Morning and Today's Teacher of the Day is Christina Salassar,
a kindergarten teacher at Johnson Elementary and forty. The mom
of one of her students nominated her and said she
makes learning exciting for every single student. Miss Salasar now
in the running for five thousand dollars for her classroom.
It's Iheartradios, Thank a Teacher, powered by donors. Choose and

(45:52):
you can nominate your favorite public school teacher right now.
At iHeartRadio dot com slash teacher.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Dallas Fortard's classic rock lone Star ninety two five. Oh man,
I smell it. I smell it. I smell leather. Oh
and cheap perfume and and prel shampoo. That could mean
only one thing. Traffic is tied up to its time
for the Mistress of the Highways and the byeways. It's

(46:22):
time for traffic in bondage with the one and.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Only Belinda Last.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Well, well, well subject, who's ready for a little pain
this morning?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Do we have a choice?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Chew up my theme song? Bo Roberts, Oh you got.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
A new theme song? Okay?

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Let it whip? Oh now, yeah, that's a number that Martin.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
One whip, two whips, three whips for Bo and Aho
are groveling on the floor, none of one yet? Can
you take that?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I want to hear you scream.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I heard you mentioned today was International left Hander's Day.
I don't know if you know this, but I'm left handed?

Speaker 9 (47:15):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Here, let me show your hand my bad Okay, I know,
hurt my left hand or my right hand? All right,
here's another question for you boy. If you have a
green ball in your left hand and a green ball
in your right hand. What do you have?

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I don't know what come.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
At the frogs undivided attention. All right, that's my left
handed joke for the day. Time to check that drive.
And right now in Arlington on I thirty and ball
Park Way, they are bringing out the chains to deal
with a st vehicle. Yes, the chi looks like you

(48:00):
boys are gonna be salled out. In Lake Dallas on
thirty five northbound near Swisher, a car was rear ended
and that bumper is all dinged up. It makes me
want to swish this we.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Right now in Dallas and I thirty and Chakral Hill.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh no, not the shot.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yes, the shock collar.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Please don't bring out the shop okay.

Speaker 9 (48:31):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
And you thought traffic was not electrified. I hope you're
driving to work is oh so painful. I'm Linda Lash
with your traffic and bonded.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Linda Lash, traffic and bondage. Now I gotta deal with
these scars I'm gonna have after this. This show doesn't
have a prayer at this point, I'm telling you, Okay,
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(49:45):
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Speaker 2 (49:47):
I feel bubbly right now. And hey, remember we got
a family four pack of Rangers tickets coming up in
the ticket window. But I don't know if you remember this.
This little girl, she was a little girl at the time.
He was a woman now. Danielle Spencer, the former child
star known for the role as d the little Sister

(50:09):
on the ABC sitcom What's Happening. Oh indeed, she.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Died at the age of sixty's.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
So sad and she had so many health issues.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yes, she did.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
The passing was confirmed in a post on Instagram by
her friend and former co star Heywood Nelson Remember him,
Oh Yeah. The sitcom ran on ABC from nineteen seventy
six to seventy nine, with Spencer reprising her role in
the eighty spinoff What's Happening Now. The show, set in
the Los Angeles neighborhood of wats and among the first

(50:41):
television show to focus on the lives of black teenagers,
was based on the movie Cooley High. God. I forgot
about this based on that it had a long legacy
thanks to its memorable characters, including the geeky raj the
catchphrase spouting Dwayne Yeah, the Breakdown dancing rerun played by

(51:02):
Fred Barry, who was in The Locker Dancers if you
remember who they.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Are, He was my favorite.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I and d her eye rolls after someone says something stupid.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
She is gone.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Now.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I had totally forgotten about that show, but I used
to watch it all the time.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:17):
Well.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
This past weekend in Fort Worth, the Longview Avenue Baptist
Church in West fort Worth discovered that one hundred and
sixty thousand pounds of building materials meant to serve as
their new sanctuary were stolen. What the plan to move
the eighty person congregation to land along old Weatherford wrote
is a dream. Pastor Brian Fisher says has been in

(51:38):
the works for more than three years. That's why Saturday,
when he found the lock to the property's entry gate cut,
he just felt a punch in the gut. Inside, multiple
piles of twenty and forty foot steel beams awaiting assembly
were missing. Two shipping containers were forced open and ransacked

(51:59):
or empty, I mean one and sixty thousand pounds of
building materials. They had been planning.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
This for a while, Yeah, big operation.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Fisher seid materials at total two hundred thousand dollars, including insulation,
cables and bolts, all gone. It was everything needed to
construct their new building. You got to be a special
kind of low life to steal from a church, right
you know.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
And maybe it was an inside job. Somebody who went
to the church knew they were there and decided, well,
I'm steal this, you sell it.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
That's what God would have wanted. That is so sad,
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I hope they catch these guys, yeah too.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Anna shared this story with me earlier this morning, and
it spooked.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Me so hard.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
I have forwarded it to multiple lady loved ones in
my family. A number of soap products are being recalled
for causing serious, life threatening infections. The possibility of sepsis
just from using something to keep your skin looking privy.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Something you think would make you clean makes you sick.
That's gross.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, yeah, I want to make sure everybody understands what
sepsis is. That's when you have holes poked in your guts,
so all the stuff mixes together, the acid and the
blood and the blood, and oh it can kill you.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It happens from gunshot wounds.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Really easy, washing your hands with soap the way to
avoid serious and life threatening infections. Not when it comes
to products that are the responsible hand of Derma. Right
Industries Apparently they have voluntarily recalled antiseptic soaps that could
lead to infections on open wounds. Potentially life threatening sepsis
due to contamination with bacteria, and according to the Center

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of Disease Control and Prevention, this kind of bacteria is
commonly found in soil and water, and such germs can
be very resistant to antibiotic treatment. Symptoms of infection can vary,
ranging from no symptoms at all to respiratory infection. Cystic
fibrosis patients are vulnerable, especially if you have chronic lung dese.

(54:00):
You could get hit with this extra hard. This is
all according to the CDC as far as washing your hands,
damned if you do, and damned if you don't.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
I guess dermer right brands is what you want to
watch out for. People.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, and you should say, like.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Young a TB Has just come out with the most
Texas thing ever. Yeah, what a candle line that smells
like true Texas barbecue? Like I think I would too.
But if you walk through your house and you smell it,
you're gonna be hungry.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Maybe that's the point bub to get you some barbecue.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
We're talking burnt ends, deal, pickles, corn bread with honey butters.
It's part of a gag gift, part genius, and totally
perfect for your next white Elephant party where you give
gag gifts. Everybody TikTok's calling it chaotic, but honestly, who
wouldn't want their house to smell like a backyard cookout.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Only in Texas?

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I know I want to.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Everybody's getting one for Christmas? Okay, Now, if you're always late,
it may not be your fault. Chronic lateness can be
frustrating for the ones left waiting, and is often attributed
to laziness and carelessness, but experts say a health issue
called time blindness could be to blame for potential tardiness. Yes.

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Often misunderstood as an illability to perceive time, the condition
disrupts a person's ability to estimate how long it will
take to complete task, affecting everything from daily routines to
long term productivity.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
This sounds like something that somebody's who's always late made up.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah right, Well, I got I have a name for it,
so I can say I've got a condition. In daily life,
time blindness can manifest as misdeadlines, difficulty transitioning between tasks
or understanding how long a task will take, resulting in
stress and frustration, according to experts. Now, socially, it may

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be interpreted as disrespectful or careless behavior toward others, potentially
damaging relationships. Oh yeah, come on, now, y'all know when
to be there and when not to be there? All right?

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Coming up?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
A family, poor pack of Rangers tickets coming up next
on the Ball and Them shows.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
This whole show is a misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
When you're really figure out Clone Star ninety two to five.
First of all, who on our four pack of Rangers tickets?
That would be Raoul Gonzales in Arlington. A congratulations, take
you and the.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Whole famdamnly now with you.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
They're getting ready. By the way, I just got word
tomorrow Steve Jones of the sex Pistols is going to
call us at eight ten hour time.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
And are Yeah, he's going from England.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Right, so it'll be like in the afternoon, like or
three in the after Oh he.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Gets to sleep in. Not well, you can't.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Get a rock star up before noon ever, No.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Matter, very true.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I'm looking forward to visiting with him. Yeah, sex pill
I tried to go see that. I was gonna go
see him when they came to Baton Rouge, but I
just didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Can you imagine being at that showback in nineteen seventy
eight and just the mayhem. They're at the Longhorn Ballroom.
Apparently Sid Vicious got hit with a beer bottle. Talk
about this crazy stuff. Oh and I got some really
good news for you. Yeah, Taylor Swift has a new
album coming in that's right, Number two.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Chris I know, I can hardly contain myself as well.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
And she announced it with the Kelsey.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Brothers Yes on their podcast You know one that is
her boy friends.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
They're in love.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Yeah, they're in gross You guys, well, you know it's
nice to be making good NFL money and then you
got a girlfriend who makes more money than anybody else.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Very true. He could totally retire from the NFL if
he wanted to.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, but unless they have a little falling out, god forbid.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
It's not like she's never broken up with a guy
before and wrote.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
A song about it. Might What do your rhyme with
Kelsey anyway? Not much?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Well, imagine being able to see Sammy Hagar, Brian Adams,
and John Fogerty live in Las Vegas at the iHeartRadio
Music Festival. It's happening September nineteenth and twentieth, and it
could happen for you. We have three more chances for
you to win a trip to the festival, Plus you're
gonna win one thousand dollars in spending cash. We have
the first keyword coming up in around nine more minutes,
so just keep listening to Dallas fort Worth's classic rock

(58:41):
lone Star ninety two to five.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Love is a crazy thing. Oh yeah, especially if one
of you is a.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Psycle just saying it's happened to all of us.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yes, it has, and it will probably happen again at
some time or another. As we get closer to Friday,
Tomorrow's Fun with Music Day and Steve Jones guitars for
the Sex Pistols is gonna call us from beautiful downtown London.
We'll see how that works out. Meanwhile, all let's talk
some time wasters here, because you don't want to start

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the work right as you get there.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
He'll oh hell, no, okay, this is what we have
up on time wasters on the Bow and Them show
page at lone Star ninety two to five dot com Bo.
A piece of music history could be yours, but it's
gonna cost you. Oh, Eddie van Halen's nineteen eighty two
Kramer Electric guitar. It's gonna be auctioned off by South Thebes,
New York in October, and if you're interested, you're gonna

(59:39):
have to pay up. A previous sale for Eddie van
Halen's guitar from the Hot for Teacher music video that
brought in almost four million dollars two years ago, So
if you've got the cash, we have the information up
on how you can bid on that guitar on our page.
Speaking of van Halen, Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony posted
a video of themselves discussing van Halen's last album was

(01:00:02):
Sammy nineteen ninety five's Balance, which is going to be
re released this Friday in celebration of its thirtieth anniversary.
Here's part of that video, Sammy and Michael Balance.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
One of the darkest records lyrically I've ever done in
my life, and a lot of it was just coming
off of what was going on within the band and
everyone's life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Wasn't just the band.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Is everyone there lifely going through the changes on this record,
I was hitting divorce.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Alice already had a divorce. It was just a tough time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Mike's the only guy that ever stayed married this maas.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
If you want to see the full video Sammy Hagger
and Michael Anthony talking about nineteen ninety five's Balance, we've
got that up on our page. So apparently Black Sabbath
guitarist Tony Iomi invited Robert Plant to be part of
Back to the beginning that final show for Sabbath and
Aussy Osbourne that took place July fifth in England. But
Robert Plant graciously declined because, well, he tells Mojo Magazine,

(01:01:05):
I said, Tony, I'd love to come, but I can't come.
I just can't, essentially saying he doesn't fit in with
that world of heavy metal rock music anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
His new place in the world is why he's shine
away from playing some of Led Zeppelin's better known songs
on his upcoming tour with Saving Grace, which is going
to kick off at the end of October in West Virginia.
We have the full story and his interview with Mojo
up and in other Zeppelin news, they've released a visualizer
video for Houses of the Holy. This is from the

(01:01:35):
fiftieth anniversary of Physical Graffiti that's going to be out
September twelfth. We have the video for you, and this
story made me sad. Bo Kevin Crony is making a
heartbreaking decision about his touring future after more than fifty
years of fronting Ario Speedwagon. He says it's difficult to
be just the Kevin Cronin band. They're on that brotherhood

(01:01:57):
of rock tour. Oh yeah, but he says a lot
of people aren't showing up because Kevin Cronin or Ario Speedwagon.
They know what they're going to get with Rio Speedwagon.
When they see the Kevin Cronin band, it's not putting
you know, asses in the seat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Is he not playing any Ario Speedwagons?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
He is, but he can't call it Rio Speedwagon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
He could say this is from a band I used
to be in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Yeah, we have the full story up and Aerosmith guitarist
Joe Perry now says Steven Tyler doesn't want a tour
with the band again following their ill fated and short
lived peace Out Farewell tour, which of course they had
to cancel because Stephen Tyler fell and you know, broke
his larynx. Yeah, and he says, don't bet on a
Vegas residency either, which I was totally hoping for. Apparently

(01:02:41):
Steven Tyler is just like, you know what, I'm at
this point in my life. I don't know how long
I am, but I don't want to tour and do
forty dates and I don't want to be in Vegas
for a long residence.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Plus I got enough money to last me for the
rest of my Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Now, if he wanted to fix those toes, he might
need a little more mod.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
No that I had to make him broken if he
had to fix them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
To Finally, if you have ever been the victim of
a male thief or from someone taking your Amazon deliveries,
then you may get some pleasure from seeing this video.
These people in Studio City, California attacked a suspected male thief.
They like got him with mace and like beat him up.
The video has gone viral and you can check it

(01:03:23):
out on the Bow and Them show page at lone
start ninety two to five dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Sound like the boy had it coming yet? Yes, roll on,
roll on, Hey, we get ready to roll on out a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Here, don't you know?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Oh yeah, it's nap time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
But we always have fun on Aska's Stuff Day. We
learned so much bo Yeah, we just don't retain it,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
I don't know you know some of the stuff that
I've learned on did you know? Or ask a stuff down?
I whip out at parties all the time, like did
you know?

Speaker 9 (01:03:54):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Did you know?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
I learned from boy? Say bow who.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
No jerk off?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Oh god, they all know you and they love you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
I learned that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I'm very entertained when white people try and say kokooy cuckooy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
It just doesn't have the right inflection or what is
cool koy? It is the boogeyman man. That was one
of the questions here, what is ku kooy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
The bookie man. He's a shape shifter, so he turns
into anything that the child is afraid of. Oh, so
it could be a nun, could be a monster. Well,
whatever you're afraid of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
What would you be afraid of if a KOKOOI shape shifted?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Oh my gosh, it could probably the devil, like really,
the Exorcist.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
No, I think it'd be my ex wife. I'm just thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Out jo bitchy cocko out from ron leave me alone?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Oh god, oh god, who yes, Now you made it
sound nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
It's already shaping up to be Oh my god, after show,
which we're going to do immediately after this stupid thing
whatever it's called, and tomorrow fun with music Day. Guitarist
of the Sex Pistols Steve Jones is gonna call us
from London about it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
So it'll probably be in the afternoon over there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Well, yeah, find out and of course I got a
new mashup for you. I'll bet you did that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
You have not heard just yet, but you soon will
to Molly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
And we have more pick your tickets for Rangers tickets
or the sex pistols.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Okay, so it'll have to be something to do with
fun with music.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
So I don't know. I may use a TV theme.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
You can sleep on it during your nap and come
up with a bright idea. Yeah, but I'll forget everything
once I wake up. I said, say that, and you
never disappoint.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
It's very true. A sick mind will always come up
with a sick product sooner or later.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Very true.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
And you're listening to one of the sickest in the business.
But it's more fun that way, dammit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I agree. Listen, Bo, you're not that sick as long
as you're not getting horny by watching people in flate
beach balls. Yes, that was it. That was a fetish
on the Freaking Fool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
File today as my backup player. Now I'm gonna start
an only fans page where I just blow up or or.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Remember we talked about they were into having sex with
pool noodles. Yeah, my godol noodles.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Really, these are some desperate times bo desperate times, call
for desperate message.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You couldn't find vasiline anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Oh god, see now this is already getting out of here.
So U, we'll see on the after show, and we'll
see on the show. Duff Show to Malli Okay.