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The Onion Futures Act (Entry 867.NU1105)

August 1, 201967 min
In which two savvy farmers try to corner the market on onions by buying up the whole Midwestern supply, and John compares Gerald Ford to a Jesuit. Certificate #25671. Learn more about your ad-choices at