Trunk or Treat is the Devil

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Josh inn Is Show on one Who six point seven Dollz,
Detroit's Wheels all right six soh four.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome in Josh Innis Show Halloween Josh and James. Hello James, Hi,
I thought you had an angel costume on for Halloween,
but it's those wings you grew up after the red
lay therapy bag.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, I did. It changes you. It'll change a man.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
You look heavenly. Thank you. That'll change a man. But
welcome in everybody on this Halloween. Do you get trick
or treaters at your house? We have not had tricker
treats in years, see, And that's what I don't know.
And now, granted you live like in a yeah, like
earlier kind of off past. Yeah, like you got to
walk aways, you know, down at Grit Road to get
to our house. So it's not a surprise.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
But also I don't know if anybody in the neighborhood
is still trick or treats.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know if anybody does. Like I I've my
wife's been reading different reddits and stuff trying to find
out if people trick or treat in Hazel Park. Yeah,
well I told you, Uh, the one that won, Yeah,
the one girl who was masking to the house two
weeks ago and was like, I think two or three
weeks ago and was telling us that she wasn't going
to have her daughter for Halloween. So she asked if

(01:09):
they can come to our house on the Saturday before Halloween, Saturday.
So did they show up? Yeah, okay, And not only that,
dig this So on the Friday, So last Friday, we
come home and there's a bag, a ziploc bag in
our mailbox and it's just candy and on it it says,
here's the candy you can give my daughter for trigger

(01:29):
to Wow. Okay, so she went deep on this thing.
Well that's kind of cool that she's giving you the
candy to get out. Yeah, I know, she's the candy
to give out. I mean we bought it, we went
and cared, but like they had the candy to give out.
And I've thought it was cool of the mom because
I'm guessing they're going through a divorce or they are
a divorced, so she like splits time, so she wants
to trick or treat with her daughter. Like, to me,

(01:50):
that's a pretty ballsy thing to do for a mom
to go door to door. Nobody wants to talk to people.
Every house in our neighborhood has a sign that says
no solicit Yeah, and I'd be scared to do that
in Hazel Park. Oh god, yeah I would. But I mean,
so that's ballsy. So this kid better not get into
meth or become like an addicted to gambler or something,
or like be a murderer because your mom put in

(02:13):
the work. Don't give me the well my parents are divorced,
things so are mine. I never killed anybody. Yeah, there
you go. So don't you get your ass out there
and do bad things because your mom went door to
door in Hazel Park asking the randos of Hazel Park
to have a special Halloween for you the week before Halloween.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
It would be funny too if the mom had like
costumes for you and your wife to wear on this day,
Like he's in the mailboxes a little note like look behind,
you know, look at the back door.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The costumes due.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know, it's a banana costume and a hot dog costume.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Like you're gonna be Sebastian, she's gonna be Bell. Yeah,
my daughter loves Disney characters. Look, there's a you're like,
why am I in the crab, and why is she
beauting the beast? We got two different princesses. Yeah, like
you would have thought she could be like a candelabra
or something like that. Pierre's his name, Pierre, Pierre. Sorry,
Pierre at the Candelabra. But guess but our service to

(03:11):
the test tale's oldest time. Here we go. It's Potts,
there you go. But no, I thought that was a
cool move by the mom because that's look I thought
to me when it was first presented. I'm like, that's
a huge, kind of a huge inconvenience, Like I don't
want to make sure I'm home.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
What time are you coming to do the trigger treating?
But the mom set it up for you. All I
gotta do is just answer the door, give her the candy.
It was ready made. Yeah, it was one of those
it was a meal, ready to eat.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
It was one of those things you're just throw in
the oven four twenty five go and then you can
feel good about yourself at the end of the night
because you just helped the mom give a hell of
a Halloween to her dog exactly. And now I'd assume
we're almost guaranteeing that that kid's not going to get
into meth. Yeah, because she knows her mom loves her
despite the fact she's a child of divorce. Saving the
Youth of Hazel Part one Child at a Time, one

(04:02):
one Fake Halloween at a two. So we got another opportunity,
well two opportunities for you to get into the Toolbox
party that's coming up at eight twenty five and nine
to twenty five. You're running out of opportunity. I've only
got a week to go on, a week left, so
that is eight days from now Hazel Well not Hazel Park.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
That it's not in Hazel Park. That'd be something.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
We're gonna do it at the Hazel Park High School. Wow,
big news for those guys. I hope they're ready. No,
it's gonna be at the Hollywood Casino at Greek Town
next Saturday. So if you win, you get in. If
you don't win, you get to stand outside with your
hands on the glass like you're Charlie watching all those
dickhead kids eat the e the candy in front of it.
I got the golden tick. All those other a holes

(04:43):
that are out there, like who can make the sunrise
sprinkle it with dew? It's amazing that We've started to
show with a couple of songs from movies. We're musical
in that way, and another song from a movie for
Rocked and Loaded to celebrate Halloween from my favorite of
the night Marrion Elm Street movies, and one of my
favorite of the hair metal bands of the eighties that

(05:05):
still tour and still do things, but probably sound nothing
like they did in nineteen eighty seven. If I had
to guess, that is docin whoa Dockin from night Mare
on Elm Street three, the Dream Warriors, which is my
favorite of the Nightmare on Elm Streets. And if you're
a real Nightmare on Elm Street fan, everyone knows that
Nightmare on Elm Street three is your favorite of the

(05:27):
night Mare on Elm Street films. This song kicks so
much ass. Happy Halloween, Screw your Werewolves of London.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
We're Rocket with docin the Josh Is Show.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Sports Alight. So it seems like it's been forever, but
the Lions are playing football this weekend. Finally it's the
Minnesota Vikings. New Man on the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I'm kind of horse today for some reason.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I guess I've woken up in a bad position oh, no,
I don't know what happened to me. Like you were
up late screaming at the TV watching sports or anything.
I was not, actually no, but I was drinking pumpkin
beer last night because it's pumpkin beer season. Sure is.
I love pumpkin beer. You love you pumpkin beer. I
do a big pumpkin beer guy. What's your favorite? I
don't know because there's so many different ones and so

(06:25):
many random ones. It's not like it's like, you know,
I like bud Light or something, or bush beer or whatever.
It's kind of they come from all sorts of different places.
I will say that the Jack Oh from Sam Adams
is pretty good if you're looking for just like a
mainstream one. But there are so many local breweries and
regional breweries that pump out good pumpkin beers. But anyway,

(06:47):
so Lion's finally playing football. That's exciting now. One of
the big storylines, though, involves Kelvin Sippard, the defensive coordinator
that everybody in town has fallen in love with, Like,
we all love this Guy's got great energy's fun. Yeah,
he's an LSU guy. He's a tiger. Okay, my guys,
I got my LSU sweatshirt on, I got my hat on.

(07:07):
We don't even play this weekend. But we're back, Yeah,
because we fired that bomb ass Brian Kelly. We're back.
You got Grimace in the building. Oh no, he's just
wearing a l It'll be a dick. No matter what
you say, you can't. You can't bring me down today. Chief,
it's Halloween. LSU fired Brian Kelly this week. I'm digging
this Kelvin Shepard. I like the idea of him as

(07:27):
the coach at LSU. I'm warming up to it. Of course,
he went to LSU, he coached at LSU. Never been
a college head coach or pro head coach, but people
love him all right now. He was asked yesterday at
his weekly press conference about whether or not he's interested
in the LSU gig. I can't be.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Interested in something I have no idea about. So you
know I'm interested in beating the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well, he said the right things for the people here,
but we'll get into it a little bit deeper. In
the seven o'clock hour. He says all the right things,
but I guarantee you if LSU called tomorrow and said,
are you interested. My man would be like, Yep, let's go.
Let's go. Like at one point he's like, I bleed
purple and all that, Like I see all these dweebs
on the local sports blogs, right, and they're like, see,

(08:11):
he wants to be here forever. Like I'm sure that
Ben Johnson wanted to be here forever too. I'm not
sure I'm sure that Aaron Glenn wanted to be here
forever too. What I've learned about sports fans in this era,
and I don't know if it's that social media has
just revealed it or if these people have always been
this way, but sports fans have the mental makeup of

(08:32):
like eight year olds. They have no emotional balance whatsoever.
Sports fans don't, so they have a hard time understanding
the way the world works. Of course, Kelvin Shepherd's going
to be at this podium yesterday and say all the
right things. He's not gonna go, well, while I got
you all here, I'm gonna make my case for this
LSU job, and I'd get my left nut for that job.
This job's fine, but I would give I'd get my

(08:54):
left nut and my first born to be the coach
at LSU's like, let me show you the twelve self PowerPoint.
I'm prepared of why it would be a good candidate. Hey,
hey a free press. Could you didn't the lights in
the Yeah, hit the lights just a bit, just a bit. Yeah,
don't make it totally dark. Here here's me in my
college Jersey. Yeah. This is after a victory against arrivals.
So when we beat Auburn and eight, there we go.

(09:16):
So but bless your hearts. If you think that that
guy doesn't want the LSU job because he said all
the right things at a press conference, you are easily
swayed and your children.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
The guy wants the LSU job.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Now. Now, if he comes out and says he doesn't,
then I'll say, okay, fine, he didn't say he didn't
want it. If even that little first piece of audio
he says, they say are you interested? And he says
hold on? He says, what.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
I can't be interested in something I have no idea about.
So you know I'm interested in beating the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, well he could know something about it. If somebody
picks up the phone and gages his interest, then he
will know something about him. A call, Yes, you have
got Game six of the World Series. If anybody cares, tonight,
Game six of the World Series.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
The Dodgers three games to two.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
They're trailing the Big Bad Dodgers, the Mighty Dodgers against
the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Canada came to town.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now Canada has a chance to win the World Series
in Toronto tonight. There you have it. Also, we've got
the Pistons. The Pistons are actually playing pretty good basketball.
Played the Twisons basketball. They're playing fine basketball. They don't
play tonight, they play tomorrow. They will take on the Mavericks.
Anything's better than what they played against the Cavs the

(10:31):
other night, that's true. And you get the Red Wings.
The Red Wings were victorious yesterday with a four to
three victory over the king Speak and the team's playing well, good, good.
They got the Wing of Dings. They're eight and three,
and they take on the Ducks and Anaheim to night.

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Josh in show one of six point seven WLZ Detroit's
Wheels one.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Nis show a
toolbox party. Let's go.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Are we giving away a chainsaw?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, I believe this is steel who Steel chainsaws.
Pretty good name brand.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
There'll be a little leather face here you go.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Of course, the Toolbox Party will be at Hollywood Casino
at Greek Town Saturday, November eight thanks to Bebi's Liquor
and Fine Wine, Dean Sellers Ford in the Troy Motor Mall,
and Detroit Diamond Drilling.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Oohy, it's going to be a good time. Oh, they'll
be boozed.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
They'll be giveaways obviously, over twenty thousand dollars in prizes.
Manly prizes. Doesn't mean a lady can't win it, but
they're manly prizes or for butch ladies, or for ladies
to win and give to their men. Yes, I'm sorry
that we don't have a ton of like what are
stereotypical lady things to give away versus mops, aprons, aprons,

(12:01):
things like that.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
We don't have that. That's at the lumber Jill Party.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Lumber Jill Party, w N i C is going to
have the lumber j oh Okay, I'm going to play
a bunch of Christmas music and give away a blender. Gotcha,
I didn't see that in the email that they send
out letting them know what all the stations are up to. Yeah,
your wife should have let you know what us lasker
about it. Tell me more about the lumber Jill Party.
The lumber Oh, there's so many good things at the

(12:26):
lumber Jill Party. At the lumber Jill Party, we celebrate
homec We don't act like it's some sexist, archaic thing.
We celebrated. It's kind of like Lila Fairon. Apple's going
to be there. Oh wow, yeah we got that. We
pulled out the big guns. Harden is going to play
at the lumber Jill Party. That's impressive. Required attire flannel, plannel,

(12:50):
lots of flannel, and Doc Martin's airware. There you go.
You and I were talking about that yesterday about how
like when we were kids, it doesn't matter what part
of the country you were in. What you realize is
everybody was wearing the same stuff. So, yeah, everyone had
Doc Martin's, everyone had a fossil watch, everyone had all

(13:10):
the Because you'll see videos all the time in reels
on Instagram and they'll go, well, this is what things
were like when I was in school in the nineties,
and you're like me too, where did you grow up?
And we all grew up in different places, all the
same stuff. Anyway, don't call right now because we're not
giving away entrance into the Lumberjack part too early. Sorry.
The yeah, the toolbox party now I've buried myself. The

(13:33):
lumber wool Box party. The lumber Jill party is a
different pectitional party in another station in the building. Correct,
But jan Arden will be there for that. It is
great that they're giving away that great oven. It's true.
All the air fryers you can handle top of the
line air friar. Talking about the double ones that have

(13:54):
like two baskets on one air fryer. Oh that's fancy. Yeah,
you put two things at one time on lots of
vibrators too. Oh wow, sex toys galore, okay, from your
personal collection? Who get him cleaned up? Then I gotta
put him to the dishwasher. We've got a plaster cast
of of James over here. Oh that's why that Mulla

(14:15):
Willie was at my desk. Act. It's it's might be
a painful process for you, but well they're going to
use one of those three D printers and just whip
one up for you and that's going to be given
away at the lumber Jill party. Hopefully they can add
a couple of inches on there for me. They're gonna
let jan Jan Arden's actually going to draw out of
the hopper for it. She's gonna she's gonna pull a
name and it's going to be for So it's like

(14:37):
the grand prize, Yeah, enterprise and a swiffer. So the
grand prize at the lumber Jill Party is a swiffer
and a plaster caster. James when they get all hot
and bothered, you know, using that swiffer to clean up
the house. They they got the plaster casted King Dong. Yeah,
help them be lieve that. Joan Osbourne's up there on
stage and she's like, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Joan Osborne

(15:00):
and they're like, yeah, it's Joan osboy who She's like,
first of all, I need to do a drawing before
I get into anything else. Come on, Joan, want another winner.
I need to do a drawing for Okay, what appears
to be a rubber? A rubber Pallas, hold it from
my own crotch, Joan, Yeah, it's a plaster cast.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
He's like, but first, here's what if God was one
of us?

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Wrong button? That was something wrong, boy. I had everything
ready to go. I had a whole wacky thing plan.
Now what if God was one of us? Oh, she's
gonna she's doing an acoustic I guess I should have
thought this one out a little bit better. I was
trying it on the fly, and sometimes these things fail.
Sometimes you mess up. I want to know who's going
home with my fallis. I'll sign it for you. Probably

(15:46):
the same people that are going away with prizes at
our party. It's the same seventeen people to call every
radio station for prizes. So right, anyway, So glad you
guys are with us this morning, on this Friday, it
is Halloween. Halloween? Do the kids actually still trick or treat?
Did we figure that out? Like what neighborhoods are the
kids trick or treating? Yeah, that's the mystery. We'll talk

(16:08):
about that. We got a lot of stuff to get into,
including how I went horse. It might be that my
dog had me out walking for six hours yesterday and
it was cold yesterday. It was dogs and jerk. I
took like twenty five thousand steps yesterday. Was duck cossipated, No,
he just likes to walk, to walk get high energy.
I don't know what to tell you. Tom Petty on

(16:29):
Rock on Roy's Wheels. Hello, Yeah, anyway, So coming up,
here's what we got for you. Okay, So we will
have a sports we'll hear more from Kelvin Shepherd, who
is the defensive coordinator of the Lions. But you already
knew that. But does he want to coach LSU? He

(16:51):
spoke about that yesterday, of course he went to LSU.
So you will hear from Kelvin Shepherd in sports. And
I think we can just spend the rest of the
day talking about Sidney Sweeney's incredible breast. And I think
it's okay to do that because she wants us to
talk about her incredible breast. Like you get like, I
think it's pretty clear, right, Like have you seen the picture? Yeah, okay,

(17:13):
I've seen all the picture, correct them all but the
most recent one in the dress and the nipples, and like, like,
Sidney Sweeney wants us to talk about her breasts. That's
the only reason she does what she does. Then the
other day she's at the World Series eating a hot
dog in a suggestive manner. See see look, I love her,
but not necessarily because she's super hot or whatever. I

(17:36):
like that.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Sidney Sweeney just embraces that. That's what she is.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
She's just this hot chick, and she's proud of being
a hot chick, and she's not going to be stopped
by all these people with the yard signs that I'm
not allowed to talk about. Not the yard sign people,
I guarantee the people the bitch about Sidney Sweeney are
the ones that have that yard sign that I talk
about all the time, but I'm not allowed to tell
you specifically what it says to say band Sidney Sweeney's breasts. No,

(17:59):
it doesn't say that, but they're thinking it because they're jealous.
Is there? Because most of those people with those signs
have breasts that looks like tennis balls in a sock.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Like it or not.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
This is the Josh in His show, one of six
point seven w LZ Detroit.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Wheels, The Josh Innis Show Sports.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
All right, let's see here Josh Innes show.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
As the man said, so the Lions are finally back
in action today, which is good, Well this week, this week,
maybe they're practicing today. Yeah good good, call here my bad.
Before people are trying to tune in to watch the
Friday Night football game, and they're like, what, Josh, there
was a game tonight and he has a legitimate authority

(18:47):
on sports. So AnyWho, this weekend, the Lions are finally back,
and Kelvin Shephard is one of the hot topics of conversation.
Of course, he is the defensive coordinator of your Lions,
and his name has been thrown around for potential head
coaching jobs. Well really one, LSU his alma mater. Now,

(19:12):
I have been told by people who are in the know. Well,
I've been told by a person who knows people in
the know that there is some very strong support at
least from one very prominent money spender at LSU for
Kelvin Shephard. I mean, look, you get one, you sell
your case to the rest of the big money people,

(19:33):
and who knows, so there might be a twelve slide
PowerPoint presentation, there might be so, but yeah, Kelvin Shephard
is a guy that at least one very prominent person
with a lot of money to spend at LSU really
likes Kelvin Shepherd. Kelvin Shephard was asked about the LSU

(19:54):
job and whether or not he's keeping up with it,
if he knows anything about it. I'll play this spent
a minute and a half. You tell me what you
think after you hear it. Here's Kelvin Shephard.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Honestly, I've kept up with them. That's my alma mater.
I keep up with them every year, every week. When
you cut me open, I kind of tell people because
it's things running right now.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
You cut me open. I'm not gonna lie to you
and say I'm all ie.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
No, I've spent five years, well six if you include
the year coaching down there. That place molded me into
the man that I that I that I am today
and still becoming. You cut me open. I'm a liger.
I think that's what they call it. Half lion, half tiger,
read for its skills and magic.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
But you know.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
That school expects championships, and they should. We hosted a
trophy when I was there, they hosted one after I
left there. The standard down there, just like we've created
the standard here through hard work, through what you put out.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
There, is championships.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Not just being around is not being competitive, and it's
not winning.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
We should win.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
That's what we put our sales in position to do.
Over the course of time. It's championships, and that school
deserves that, that fan base deserves that, and I know
the people down there in place will make sure that
happens moving forward.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Be clear, are you interested in that job? And all
your name has been bandied about the LSU job.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I can't be interested in something I have no idea about.
So you know I'm interested in beating the Minnesota Vikings.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
So we read the comments after people hear that audio,
and I see comments on all these different sports blogs
and people are like, yeah, great answer. This is where
he wants to be. I don't know why the media
keeps hammering this and try to make it something it's not.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
All that tells me is he's being very political.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Maybe he hasn't even been approached by LSU, But I
feel like if LSU approaches Kelvin Shepherd about that job
and they have legit interest, Kelvin Shepherd will have legit
interesting coaching at LSU. Would you rather be the defensive
coordinator for the lines, which is a good gig, okay,
you're in the NFL, or would you rather be the

(22:07):
head coach at LSU? Now, it depends on what your
main goal in life is. Do you want to be
an NFL head coach, Do you want to be a
college head coach? His vibes, the vibes he gives off
on the sideline, I think would translate so well to
college coaching. I just think like that. I think players
resonates with players. He's got energy, he's fun, he seems

(22:28):
to enjoy what he's doing.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Me up, but I'm watching the game on the couch
just about how he reacts to some of the plays.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
You know, totally, yeah, totally so. I mean he bleeds
purple and purple and gold, or purple and yellow. It's
purple and gold, purple and gold. You know, he's the
lagger that bleeds purple and gold, purple and yellow. I'm
embarrassed for you. I'm not embarrassed whatsoever. I'm embarrassed for
both of us. Yeah. Well, hey, we sat down. I
told you I was just casual reports guys. So but anyway,

(22:59):
all that to tell you that if you think that
Kelvin Sheppard wouldn't have some interest just because he said
I'm worried about the vikings, He's making the right decision
in what he's staying in the press conference. But but
you know, in the back of his mind. He's like,
I hope that phone rings. Oh I oh, he I guarantee,
and maybe it already has. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
He's not going to wait for that text mess.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
He's got a responsibility the people he works for right now,
the players he coaches right now. So I mean, you
got to be He's not going to come out and
just say yeah. But if they called tomorrow, I'd chunk deuce. Yeah.
I probably don't want the same issues because I think
when Ben Johnson already accepted that job with the Bears,
everybody was talking crap that he wasn't he didn't have
this head in the game for the Lions anymore. Yeah,
that's true. They don't want to do that, do you.

(23:38):
So we'll see. Look, I dig the guy. They could
be good at LSU. Here's stained stained on one O
six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. So we've
posted this picture of Sidney Sweeney on the Josh Ennishow
Facebook page.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Let me tell you, man, and look, I know you
already know this. I'm not breaking news here.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Like look, I understand that I'm a journal and that
I'm a newsman and you come to me for breaking news.
But Sidney Sweeney has such wonderful breasts. It's bonkers. Breaking
breast news, breaking news. Sidney Sweeney has the just the
most beautiful breasts you've ever seen them. Breast is bonkers.

(24:20):
And we know because she's very proud to show off
her breasts. Well, yes, any opportunity she gets, which I'm
not complaining. I mean, look, I mean even Charlie Matthews
on the Facebook page. His response is my goodness him,
Well there you go. So do we find this And
I'm asking the people here, do we think that Sidney
Sweeney's desire to show her breasts is over the top

(24:44):
or no? Like, is it annoying? Because you know sometimes
that all people have is hotness, or they go over
the top with their hotness, like Sabrina Carpenter. I think
Sabrina Carpenter's extremely annoying with everything she does. Like, I
think she tries too hard to look like to catch
a predator bait, okay, and it's uncomfortable and I don't
like it. Sidney Sweeney just seems like a really hot chick.

(25:07):
And yes, she pushes the buttons a little bit to
try to make a little bit of attention for herself.
But she's also just really kind of naturally hot, and
she embraces that she's naturally hot. That's the kind of
woman that women should idolize. You should idolize someone who's
proud of the fact that she's hot and isn't afraid
to show it off, but not in a way that
feels forced and out of character. Like that's just who

(25:29):
she is, and she's proud of being hot. She doesn't
apologize for being hot. That's the other thing, right, You
get a bunch of unappealing women that hate pretty women
because women hate women. That's the way it works. Spare
me the women uplifting women garbage. It's not real. Women
hate other women. That's just how it works. So they
see a pretty woman and women are like, oh that one,
even bitch shows her boobwere blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
This is the kind of woman you should aspire to be.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Ladies, Like, when I look at Men's Health or one
of these magazines, which I don't read them, but I
see the pictures. Yeah, you browse them. You walk by
them at the store by way to the ding dongs
and the ohos. I happen to see these guys on
these magazines are like the sexiest man alive ors. I mean,
I see George Clooney and I'm like, I aspire to
be that. That's a good looking guy. Yeah, he's very handsome.

(26:16):
I don't look at George Clooney and go that bitch,
think you're sexier than whatever. But that's what women do.
Women hate pretty people. That's just how they are. Like,
I can't control how women are. They don't like other women.
But Sidney Sweeney is the kind of person you should
aspire to be. Someone who's just hot, embraces the fact

(26:37):
they're hot, and enjoys that. You think she's hot. I mean, look,
what was it a couple months ago? She did the
Bathwater soap. She knows how to play the character. She's
cashing in on it and it's great, and yes, is
it a little gratuitous, Yes, but it's not over the
top like some people. Some people do it and you're like,
that feels forced. I think she just knows she's hot

(26:57):
and embraces that she's hot, and you think it's just natural.
I like her. I think she's a real peach. Yeah.
I mean I'm not complaining about her, nor should you
if you complained about her, I'd punch you right in
the face. No, well I won't do that. There's no
need to complain now. If you haven't seen this picture,
I guess she said that. I don't know what where
this swere picture.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Variety magazine, red carpet or something.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
All right, Well she's wearing a dress with no bra,
and the dress is see through, and that she's all
natural in it. I mean, look, that's lovely.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I mean you can see the tan lines of her
bikini top through this dress.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
And that's good. Yeah, that's how do you think tan
lines are hot? That's something like mysterious about a tan line.
That's kind of hot. I do enjoy it seeing that interesting,
you know. I agree. It's like, oh so this is
what the world can see. Yes, this is what I
get to see. Correct. It's like, I'm not supposed to
see this because that's where a brasier usually is. Yeah,

(27:51):
that part is usually covered.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Yeah, but it's not now, And now I'm seeing things
that I shouldn't see, and I like.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
It that way. More things I shouldn't see. Miss Sweeney, Yeah,
oh she will, don't worry. That's what she does. She's
a woman. And I like it anyway. Go check that
out on Josh in the show page Facebook. I sound
like Kathleen Turner today.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I think it's like it's contagious too, because the more
you talk, the more my throat gets frock.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, so I apologize that.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't know. I woke up this morning I was horse.
I don't know. So I'm just fighting through it because
I'm a gamer. That's what I do. But I think
it's because my dog had me out for like five
hours walking in the rain yesterday. That might be it. Well,
bastard took twenty five thousand steps yesterday. The good news

(28:46):
huh yeah, well you know that story came out last
week about how if you take just four thousand steps,
you're gonna live longer than everybody. Oh yeah, I'm never
gonna die because I take like thirty thousand steps a
day to keep up this pace. You're gonna live forever.
I know that's exciting. Here's bon Jovie. We are Detroit's wheels.

(29:06):
One oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels. I'm Josh. Hello,
it's Halloween today. There's a new trailer out for Scream seven.
Who knew there was a Scream seven seven of them. Yeah,
but it's got Nev Campbell in it. I think that's
the key is if you made Scream movies that didn't
have Nev Campbell, I wouldn't have any interest. But because
it has Nev Campbell, I'm interested. Okay, Well, I guess

(29:28):
they know how to get you into the theater. But
granted it didn't even come out until like February. Oh, yes,
so I have to wait for it like four months
to go see it. I don't know. I love the original,
the original Scream I watched all the freaking time. It's
like the og meta horror movie. It's I love it.
I'm big scream guy here, speaking of I saw a
list here of the the top horror movies of the

(29:51):
nineteen nineties. Oh, I mean, I guess we have to
count Scream as a horror movie, although it's more of
like a suspense really basicly, Yeah, that's kind of more
of what I would consider that more than a horror.
I mean, it's it's I get it, but it's not
what I think of horror. I think of like, oh,
there's you know, Chucky or Freddy or Jason, you know,

(30:12):
Like I don't think into the ghost Face guy as
a one of those I guess to a degree, but
it's not like I look at it and go, Okay,
that guy's clearly you know, like that characters. It's a
horror movie, but it's sort of like this. Some people
would consider Silence of the Lambs to be a horror movie.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's just a thriller. It's
like an intense, psychological, dark thriller. But if you wanted

(30:35):
to call it a horror movie, you could get away
with calling it one of those films that live in
the gray area.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Alright, so let's do this. I got this list of
the top horror movies of the nineties. We can get
into that. We got a lot of good stuff to
get into today. We're loaded here today, we're ready to go.
We're an hour away from getting into the Toolbox party.
We're two hours away from getting into the Toolbox party again.
So we got a lot to do. Stay there.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Josh on the Show one six point seven DOUBLELLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
One on six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Nis Show.
It is Josh and James Today. Welcome man, everybody. It
is Halloween. That is right, Halloween, and the kiddies are
all gonna be out trick or treating, I would assume,
or are they. I don't even know the kids trick
or treat anymore. I don't know how things work. I
remember being a kid man. When I was a kid,

(31:26):
there was no set time to trick or treat. There
was no Hey, it's Friday, and we're gonna go from
four thirty to six thirty, and we're all gonna go together.
And it was just you went whenever it got dark,
and when it got dark, you went out and trick
or treat and you knock on every single door. You'd
piss off everybody because it didn't matter. You were always
looking for candy, and you do it until the wee
hours of the morning basically, and you would definitely make

(31:47):
sure you hit the very religious family's house that you
know wasn't giving out candy just to annoy them, Just
to annoy them. That was what Halloween was about. That's
what the tricks are. That's the tricks.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
It was always my favorite night is it was like
no rules, no parent, no parental supervision.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
And your parents didn't care. Your parents did not give
a damn.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's I think that's the biggest difference when we talk about,
you know, growing up in that era versus growing up
in this era. Parents care too much. Back then, they
didn't give a damn. It was get out of my face.
You're like, Dad, I'm going trigger treating great to get
out of here, goodbye. And that's all it was. And
that's what being a kid was like in the nineteen

(32:27):
nineties and the nineteen eighties and really into the early
two thousands is your parents. And maybe it's just the
type of parents they were, how they were raised. Whatever.
They did not pay attention to where you went. They
did not care where you went. You could have gotten
on your bike and ridden miles and miles, you could
have ridden to another town. It didn't matter. They did
not care. See.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
For me, it was rules in place, but what those
rules listened to maybe not so much.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
See, And that's how it worked now. Like parents are
always like trick or treating with their kids, and like
I'm like, my dad would never go trick or treating
with me. Like come on, even when you get younger, like, no,
hed take you at some point he may have, but
like I'm talking, once you get to like seven eight
years old like that. Man, it's like, man, in your
neighborhood is just dark out instead of you know, the afternoon. Yeah.

(33:14):
But man, these kids today, they'll they'll never get it.
They don't understand what that's like. Yeah, I mean the freedom,
the freedom that you had to just go out and
get into mischief when you would trick or treat and
you would need a egg houses and your toilet paper houses,
and you knock on doors and you'd run. The problem
that these kids have now is you knock on a
door and run, somebody shoots you. Yeah. Back then they
would just be like you do. Crazy kids now, like

(33:36):
some guy will pull out a gun and shoots you
when you knock on the door and run. So I
thought they were trying to break in. That's how it goes.
They were just knocking on the door and they ran away.
They were four houses down the streets. Sir, I'm protecting
my house. Then they'll shoot you. But man, back in
the day though, and again I'm not trying to sound
like old guy here, but man, back in the day,

(33:58):
that's how it was always look forward to, God, Halloween,
I don't even know the kids look forward to Halloween anymore,
because it's just another day. You walk around for twenty
minutes and get candy, and that's it. If they even
go trick or treating. Sometimes now they just go to
like trunk or treats. Like weeks before. I'll tell you something.
Trunk or treat is the devil, is it? It is
the death of Halloween. Just stop the trunk or treats.

(34:21):
I agree, that is the death of Halloween. It is
the death of Halloween. Stop with the trunk or treats.
I don't need people going to a damn church or
a school with all the cars lined up. That's not
trick or treating. Damn it. That is not trick or treating.
Like the TMU of trick or treating it is. It's
wish dot com trick or treating it is. It is garbage.

(34:44):
Trunk or treating is the worst trick or treating is
supposed to be. You go out on your own, you
bang on doors, you ask for candy. That's trick or treating.
It's not. It's not like garran. It's like fishing in
a pond that's already stocked with fish. You know what
I'm saying. Yeah, it's cheating sport involved. There's sport in
trunk or treating. It's not right. That analogy it is.

(35:10):
It's like when you go to a pond, like and
it's a stock pod, so you'd go, well, you just
pay for what you keep. Yeah, you pay, you pay
a few bucks to get in there, and then you
just pay whatever. I just caught seven catfish. Yeah, because
it's like shooting fish in a barrel. It's not fair.
You're not doing anything. That's what trunk or treating is.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Now, what if the trunk or treats had some cars
set up where the people weren't actually there handing out candy,
and you could just like you face the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
That'd be a crime. And I don't think they'd do that.
It'd be fun. But no, I am anti trunk or treating.
It needs to be stopped. And you know what it is.
It's for the lazy parents. That's all this is. That
makes it easier for the parents. And since I'm not
a parent, it's easy for me to point at parents
and say you're lazy. I'm not a parent, so it
doesn't concern me and I can point my face, you

(36:00):
can judge you. Yeah, lazy parents. That's what this is.
You're lazy parents, and you don't want to deal with
your kids going from house to house and knocking on doors,
so you set up. Really, it's like the whorehouse of Halloween.
It is a brothel of Halloween. It's like you're guaranteed
to get laid. And that's what trunk or treating is.
There shouldn't be a guarantee of candy. There shouldn't be

(36:20):
a guarantee of every stop having candy. That's the intensity
of trick or treating. You're changing my whole view on
trunker treats. Now, I'm telling them that should you should
change your viewpoint on trunk or treating. Trunk or treating,
you're basically taking your kids to the bunny ranch. Congratulations
your great parents, Mom and dad, you took your kids
to the bunny ranch. Actually, I'm thinking about a bunny ranch.
It just knocked for like Reathy's cups and kid cats

(36:41):
and exactly I want to go like a bunch of
eight year olds, I want to go there. As an adult,
I want to go there. So anyway, if you want
to get in eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven, what is the trick or treating situation
in your area, Like I'm in Hazel Park, should I
anticipate that people are going to knock on my door?
Because it is interesting because by definition, isn't trick or
treating soliciting? I mean kind of yeah, you're going do

(37:04):
to door. Literally every house in Hazel Park has a
sign that says no soliciting. Well, how loowe is that
special day with the no solicity sign? Doesn't matter? I
want to be a dick and just point to the
sign and every time I open you take a bite
of a big candy bottle. I'm I got the snickers here,
and like the kids are like trick or treat and
I'm like, yep, no soliciting. Go on to the next one,

(37:27):
all right? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. Or you can text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one get in.
Do you view trunk or treating as the whorehouse of Halloween?
Are we ruining our children by giving them guaranteed candy
at a trunk or treat when they should be out
there earning it on the mean streets? Rush now on?

(37:52):
We love those six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and
his show. So I don't know how we got into this,
but we start talking about trunk or treat and the
farce of the trunk re treat and how it's basically
like the stock pond of of Halloween. It requires there's
no sport. There's no skill involved in a trunk retreat.

(38:12):
There's no nervousness, there's no like, there's not that drama
of going from house to house wondering if they're gonna
have candy, b maybe there's a monster behind the door,
or even worse like a peedo or something like that,
or like there's no chance that someone's putting a razor
blade an apple or something. You have no there's no fear,
and if you don't have fear, you don't build character.

(38:32):
Is all I'm getting at. Being deprived of character building
with real Halloween and real trick or treating. This character
building not Halloween. That's between a designated time or not
Halloween and trick or treating with a bunch of people
giving you candy.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Out of their car.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Also, last time I checked, when you're raised, what do
they tell you don't take candy from strangers out of
a car? What does a trunk or treat a bunch
of strangers giving you candy out of a car, breaking
that rule? Right O, message are you sending to the youth.
It's conflicting. Let's go to the phones. Hello wheels, Hi,
I just WoT give my comment on the trunker treating. Yeah,

(39:10):
what you got?

Speaker 8 (39:11):
So when my kids were little, we went to every
Halloween party, every trunker tree, and we went door to
door because I spent so much money on the Halloween costume.
I wanted them to get their wear.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Out of it.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I understand that, But the concept of trunk or treating,
if that's all you do, do you agree that it
is basically like going to a whorehouse?

Speaker 8 (39:34):
Yeah, I guess you don't. Moms don't think of that
when they have little kids.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, degenerates like myself who have no kids do Yeah.

Speaker 8 (39:43):
And you know, at Christmas time, I take the kids
to go see a play down at the Detroit Opera
House because I wanted them to wear their Christmas outfits
more than just Christmas, even Christmas, so I tried to
do extra things. And yeah, we would wear the same costume.
In fact, we even want and to Fords, he had
a special thing we go to the Halloween at henry

(40:05):
the Henry Ford Museum and stuff beam for the village.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
What you should do is mix things up and where
the Halloween costume is the Christmas play, yeah, and then
wear your Christmas outfit on Halloween and really screw with people. Yes,
that would be fun.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
They're twenty three and twenty four now, so they don't
want to do any of it.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Well, I think they'd enjoy that. Pitch that idea to them,
and I bet they like it. I will good, Thank you, ma'am.
I appreciate you. Thank you. Look, I don't know if
you saw the latest report from RFK, and he knows
about these things. Yeah, but according to RFK, who I
kind of sound like today RFK, and this so legit
report that came out that kids who go to trunk

(40:46):
or treating are like thirty times more likely to develop a.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Crippling meth habit.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh my gosh. So and that's the President's guy telling
you that, So don't take your kids to a trunk
or tree. It's kind of funny because that song, which
isn't really a big hit or anything, we're just playing
it for the monsters of rock today because it's Halloween.
It is so associated with Wayne's world. Like I've never
actually heard that song on the radio. It's just I
associated with Wayne's world because he's performing it when they're

(41:14):
at the concerts around backstage. And it was never really
a big hit or anything like that. But it's Monsters
of Rock. It's Halloween. There you go, feed my Frankenstein
josh Inna show Wheels. Hello, all right, so many who
I drew a blank? Oh well, we're talking about trunk
retreats being the whorehouse. Uh, we did do that. We

(41:36):
did do that.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
But I will say this, I got a message here. Actually,
I'm glad you brought that up.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Got a message here and it says, well, I mean,
at least with a trunk retreat, we don't have to
live with the fear that, like our kids are going
to like be approached by diddlers or anything like that.
But isn't that part of the thrill that they may
That's part of That's part of the fixed for adrenaline,
is the possibility that there could be a pedophile behind

(42:03):
the door with the candy bar. He may there may
not be that red dot on this guy's house. He
may have skirted the system somehow, and that's the rush.
The rush is somebody may throw you in a van,
but that's trick or treating. We're all here, we all survived,
Yeah we did. We all trick or treated that way.
I didn't get thrown in a van. I didn't bite
into a candy bar with a razor blade in it.

(42:25):
But the excitement of the fact that you might that's
trick or treating.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Well, to me, the excitement was dumping that big pillowcase
of candy out on the floor and he shorting it
out and taking up the garbage candy and the candy
is unwrapped and the candy they might have been tampered.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
With, and ye see, that's the risk. He may die.
But what thrill is there? And going to some church
and like the deacon is giving you a milky way?
What thrill is that? There's no thrill in that. There's
no rush in that, although I guess it depends on
what documentary you watch. There's a fight, But anyway, all right,
Josh in his show.

Speaker 10 (43:00):
Yes it's the Josh in his show on one of
six point seven WLZ, The.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Josh in his show.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Sports, Well, at least we get the Lions this weekend.
It feels like it's been forever, but here we are,
finally the Lions. They take on the Vikings, who are
not very good. We normally see this Sunday. I think
JJ McCarthy should be back this week. The I guess
that's good news because JJ McCarthy sucks, so that's a positive.

(43:32):
But JJ McCarthy will be back. I mean, look, the
Vikings let Carson Wentz die the other day. I think
it was Thursday night. Football was on a Thursday or
Monday night game, I don't remember, but my man was
like crying on the sideline. He was in so much
pain and they're like, no, go back in Carson. They
just let him die. It was pretty gross. I mean, look, look,

(43:53):
these guys make a decision. They play football. They get
paid to do it, so I don't feel bad for him,
but I mean they left his ass out to dry.
And there were points and then this it was Thursday
because it was a dope Kirk curb Street, who I
hate with a passion, and Kirk curb Street's going like, well,
you got to be a better leader. You can't show
that kind of emotion. You're the quarterback. My man is

(44:13):
like arms about to fall off. He's throwing his helmet
in discussed. His coach has left him in the game
to get pummeled, just pummeled out there. It was so
bad that he's had like surgery, like they shut him down.
His season's over. Coach keeps sitting him back out there.
My man wins is on the Virgin Teers and this
dick kirkkurb Street's on the TV going, oh, you got
to be a better leader than that. You. I really

(44:36):
hate Kirk Curve Street and I love dogs, but I
hate his dogs. I'm sick of seeing your dogs all
over the TV, Like you got some balls on you
to get on TV and say that some guy that's
getting his ass kicked on the field needs to be
a better leader and to be tougher. Yet you're afraid
to fly without your dogs. Dope, So that injury he

(44:57):
got that he was crying about the end of this season,
huh yes, And then this guy's on TV. I'll be
tougher than the shut up. Well. We also have Sparti
this weekend as Michigan State takes on Minnesota and the
Wolverines take on Purdue. Man, I hate Big Ten football
so much, like there's two good games a year and

(45:18):
the rest of it's like, hey, we're playing Perdue. Ugh, yuck.
Like I know that a lot of you look, I
get a lot of you folks are into the Big Ten,
and I get that I'm wearing a giant purple and
gold LSU sweatshirt today and hat I am well aware
that I have a bias here. Big Ten football sucks

(45:38):
so bad, like a weekend week out. There are good
teams like Ohio State is good, Oregon is good, Indiana
has gotten better, and they're good. The problem is for
every epic matchup, like hey, here's India. I can't believe
I'm saying this is an epic matchup, but Oregon versus
Indiana or Ohio State versus Oregon, you get Michigan State Minnesota,

(46:03):
where you get Michigan Perdue, and it's like there's just
not enough good matchups. There's a couple of them a
year where you're like aha, and then most of them suck,
like Michigan's schedule this year has mostly sucked. Like on
you get twelve of these a year and most of
the games are terrible, Like just look at Michigan's schedule,

(46:24):
Michigan Wisconsin, Wisconsin's terrible, Michigan USC, Michigan Washington. Why is
Washington in the same conference as Michigan. It doesn't make
any sense, greed. That's why I think that's part of
where my disdain comes from, is that a lot of
these teams are in there for money purposes and that

(46:45):
don't make sense regionally that it'll make sense, Like, why
is Washington in the same conference as Ohio State?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, well it's it's money. It's easy to stand.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's money. Michigan Northwestern ooh, Perdue Michigan ooh. So basically,
there's like two games you circle on the schedule if
you're Michigan every year, and the rest of them are
Michigan Perdue yuck.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
AnyWho Red Wings won last night.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
That's good, it's great. They're playing good hockey. Yeah, they're
playing good hockey.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Maybe they have al Sabodka's powers.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh yeah, maybe we have the magic of Alsabauca's urine.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
What they've done is they've done blood doping, but with
al Sabodka's urine, kind of like that stuff that Lance
the the Lance Armstrong was doing where they blood dope
and they mix the blood in and they stir it
up and whatever. But it's with Al Sabodka's magic urin. Hey, man,
do what you gotta do to win those games. It's
sterile and I like the taste. Maybe they tasted it. No,

(47:43):
I don't know, but maybe they Maybe they do, I
don't know. Maybe that's what's gotten into them is Al
Sabodka's year.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Hey, whatever it is, I'm glad that it's in there
and it's doing what it's doing, playing good hockey.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
You know, that's good news, and that friends is sports.
Here's a story that we're going to get into. But
at one of the local schools, some four year old
kids just walked out. No teachers, nobody noticed, so real
looked out of school. Yeah, and the mom is not
very happy. We'll have that story coming up for you,
but first we give you mister Williams Squire.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
He goes by Billy.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I'm assuming his name is William, or maybe Billy Squire's
just a made up name. His name may just be
Kenneth or something. Lonely is the Night on Wheel. Well,
fun facts, Billy Squire's actual name is William Squire. Wow,
that's a name, Man, Bill Squire William Squire. All right,
Josh on the show Detroit'sheels. Welcome in. So here is

(48:38):
a news story about a school, a local school here
who just lost a couple of kids and never noticed.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Here's the story, and.

Speaker 10 (48:48):
We begin toned with that mother in oak Park demanding answers.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
This after two kindergarteners.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
Walked out of the building and teachers and staffers had
no idea they were gone.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Welcome to seven News Detroit at six. I'm Carolin Clifford
and I'm Mike Duffy. Thank you for joining us. Now.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
This all happened yesterday afternoon. The children left Francis Scott
Key Elementary School and were found by police more than
a half mile away at oak Park Boulevard and Coolidge.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Those kids made it half a mile, Yeah, they had
a mission. Their little legs, their little four year old
kid legs made it half a mile. That's something.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
The mother of one of the children reached out to
seven News Detroit for help. She told reporter Randy Wimbley
about the terrifying moments, and he is getting answers now
from the school district.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I have no proof of this, but my guess is
the teachers were probably explaining how they need to change
the name of the school from Francis Scott Key Elementary
because the national anthem is racist and the Star Spangled
banners racist and or offensive in some way to Indigenous peoples.
And they just lost track of all the kids as
they were lecturing four year olds about what's offensive.

Speaker 9 (49:54):
That mom tells me the school was apologetic and promised
to ramp up security after her four year old son
and his friend were able to walk right out of
the front door.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
If I'm the other kid, I'm like, why am I
relegated to be in the sidekick? Why is it like
her four year old kid and friend? No, we're a
duo here. He's not Daryl Hall and I'm John Oates.
We are a duo here. Okay, we are Ashford and Simpson. Okay,
get it right. Leave the school building.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
Teachers in staffers did not know what happened, and she
only found out because police gave.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Her a call. Teachers are probably planning some sort of
protest or deciding which, you know, non American flag they
were going to put in the classroom, and they're like, well,
where's where's Steve. We lost Steve and friend, So where
did they go.

Speaker 11 (50:40):
The police officers assured me that my son was okay,
but I still did not understand what was going on.
How he even got to a park boulevarn.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
And truth be told you, Oh he walked. I'll break
it to you. He left the school, nobody noticed, and
he hauled ass. I mean he got half a mile
for a four year old, you'd be surprised how much
how much a distance a little kid can travel. Well,
I've watched Chucky and his little legs go real fast.
So also a fictitious toy, you know, murder, but his
legs are probably similar length to you know, like a

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four year old kid.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
Not fair enough, he Nisha father, Orra says she and
her husband's heads are still spinning. The four year old
kindergarten student and his friend walked down with Key Elementary
School alone around one forty five Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
I actually had to contact the school of myself and
ask them why does the police have my son. They
left me all hold for about ten minutes, I guess,
trying to figure out what was going on.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
They were coming up with their story. When you, oh,
we got a p old mom, we need a really
good story. But they have like a closer that they
call for these kind of things, like someone like they
go to the bullpen and they're like.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
All right, miss Smith, this is your jurisdiction.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
We're bringing in a variety here. Let's go. Because the
principal can't handle it. We need someone to really call it,
like a hostage negotiator, Like you got to call in
the hostage negotiator. That's what they have to do with
this person.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
That's because staffers here had no clue they were gone. Thankfully,
a passer by spotted them walking along Oak Park Boulevard.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
The upset is he was actually a creep. He picked
him up for pad reasons, but hey, he saved the
day after all, and he learned the error of his
ways where.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
They crossed about three streets and called police. An officer
caught up with the boys in Oak Park Boulevard in
Coolidge around two fifteen Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
In my mind, I like caught these kids like smoking
or something like four years old. It just came out.
We just stepped up for a smoke. Officer stole these
from my mom's purse. This morning. I wanted to do
good rat stuff with my friend. Yeah. Still my Grandma
more than half a mile away from the school.

Speaker 11 (52:44):
My son's birthday is tomorrow, and instead of finishing planning
his birthday party, I could have been out looking for
him or planning a funeral.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Or that's a bit dark. I mean, your kid clearly
can navigate. He knows where he's going, so he did
pretty good anything.

Speaker 9 (52:59):
I'm just I'm distract According to a police report, the
boys left school so they could play in a treehouse.
The Old Park School District provided a statement saying, in part,
the district is pleased that the students have been returned safely.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Translation, we're glad that they're not dead, and we got
a major lawsuit on our hands. Thank god we're not
getting sued.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
At this time.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
The district will conduct an internal investigation regarding the matter
and will continue to work collaboratively with local law enforcement officials.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
With FOD news. Uh now the treehouse is good enough
reason to leave school. I don't know people still had treehouses.
It seems like an antiquated thing. I feel like they
might be made up story. They just need to tell
the cops like we wanted to go to I think
they're that sl like these four year old kids. I
mean they got out of the school, you know what
I mean all that, I mean, it wasn't hard. These

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these teachers are like the Keystone cops here. They're like
the left jail guard. I mean, like I remember in
high school trying to get out of high school, Like
you'd have to have somebody like distract the parking lot attendant.
Not it's a key elementary school. Apparently a key elementary school.
They just walking out the front door, you know, like
when you watch the old Western and like the guard

(54:09):
is sleep with his legs up on the uh, he's
got his legs up on the desk, sleeping, and you
pull off some sort of move to like steal the
big loop of keys to get out of the jail.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Like they just it sounds like these teachers are inept,
is what it sounded like.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
There's definitely an issue there with the teachers in watching
the children. Yeah, I mean, like because in theory, shouldn't
I don't know if there was like a recess or
something happening, but if they walked out of your class,
like wouldn't you notice? I think so? Like so it
had to be during some sort of off period or
some sort of pe or something because if they just
got up and walked out of class, they'd be like, well, billy,

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where are you going? Bud yea. And unless it's a
really uh really progressive school where they let the kids
just wander around all willy nilly, I feel like even
at that age, there's always somebody, like somebody in a
higher grade that would escort the kids around the school
when like the teachers weren't doing that. Yes, so well,
not a good look for Old Key Elementary. Great look

(55:06):
for those kids though. They can navigate, They know their
way around Oak Park and obviously they know what there's
a treehouse to play in. Now, they did fail in
the stranger danger category because they'd just like got into
a car with some rando. Sounds like, I mean some
guy found them right and found the kids wandering, So
that's a fail on their parts, So that's a demerit
as it were. But other than that, though, I mean,

(55:26):
they did pretty good, great navigators. They just walked inside
and they just got up, walked out of school. Nobody noticed,
so they're stealthy. That's good, pretty good day for those kids.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I wonder if it was like a lunch period, you know,
because I know some kids would go home for lunch
when I was in elementary school, and they lay by
the school, so they would walk home and then walk back.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I don't think a four year old kid just walked
home for lunch through there, you know. I don't think
that's out. We're just trying to come up with a
reason of why it happened.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
I'm giving you the reason. They're inept a Key Elementary school.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
No offense. I'm sure not all of you were inept,
but some body was a napped enough to lose two kids,
well one kid and friend. Especially kindergarten too, man, my
four year old kid, Like they don't even go to
school for a full day in kindergarten. No, maybe they,
I don't know, but it's pretty crazy. But again, those
kids walked half a mile and wandered around town. The
teacher was taking naptime too literally and took a nap

(56:19):
two like leaving school, probably going in to smoke some cigs.
I don't know what it would be something like that. Anyway,
there you have it. That's what's happening at Key Elementary.
I appreciate the local news. They give us content every day,
and for that, we appreciate you. Look the difference in
lead stories. I know, yesterday it was cop has no pants.
This time two kids escaped elementary school. It's a lot different.

(56:42):
It's barely avoiding death, that's true. Let me see, is
this the story from yesterday is? Let me see if
that's what this was?

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One six point seven, Detroits Wheels, Josh Nis Show. Hello,
It's Josh and James. Top nineties horror movies according to
Rotten Tomatoes. The number one the highest rated Unrotten Tomatoes
from the nineties is Ring You, which is I believe
the Japanese movie that inspired The Ring, So that's number one.

(58:24):
Number two is the Silence of the Lambs, which, again
I debate whether or not I would call that a
horror movie or not. It's suspenseful and it's scary, but
is it a horror movie because when I think of
horror movies, I need like monsters, you know, and that
kind of thing everybody versus one like supernatural, unkillable bean,
you know.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Like.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
But maybe I'm wrong here, but Silence of the Lambs
is number two. Silence of the Lamb's very good. But yeah,
if the cannibal elector falls into like supernatural entity and
I get although I guess technically, if you looked at
the definition of a horror movie, which I'm not sure
how you define it, it's kind of like porn, you
know when you see it, but like a rack. And
Nophobia is number three on here, which is a movie

(59:06):
about the spiders comedy. It is kind of a dark,
dark comedy, but it's number three on here. I would
say again, I mean, does it scare you? Yeah, I
mean if it caused you to be scared, perhaps that's
a horror movie. I don't know. Misery Misery, The most
intense scene ever is when Homeboy gets hobbled in Misery.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
It is the most painful thing to watch. It is terrible.
It is awful.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
That alone, I would agree with this movie on Misery
and you got Kathy Bates and all that. Let's see Kronos.
I have no idea what Chronosis Girmo Guirmo del Toro,
Dead Alive, which is Peter Jackson's extremely gory and exceedingly
fun tale of love struck teen and his zombified mother.
I have no idea what that is tremors. What are

(59:51):
we doing here?

Speaker 9 (59:51):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah? Like, what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Tremors?

Speaker 2 (59:55):
The Blair Witch Project, which when you really look back
on it was the most most overrated thing ever and
it's something that could not be accomplished in twenty twenty five,
which is this word of mouth. Did it happen?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Did it not happen?

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Was it real?

Speaker 12 (01:00:09):
Was it not?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Was it fake? Was it staged? The marketing behind that,
back of the brilliant brilliant? And then they tried the
sequel and nobody gave a damn about the sequels. But
initially though, like you can't do that now because cell phones,
AI and Google and everything else. But back in nineteen
ninety nine, you could. In nineteen ninety nine you could
still convince the entire country that this was a real

(01:00:31):
documentary crew that had a real documentary moment that they
were filming.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Then they were like taken.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Over by ghosts and stuff, like you could convince them
and witches like you could convince them of They cooled
the entire world with that movie, which is really kind
of cool, like I missed those days' that's kind of
cool that you could captivate the world like them the
sixth Sense, which is really good, but I'd argue this
is gonna be a hot take. I kind of like
Signs better. Oh I love Signs. I think sign it's
a great movie. Like there's a scene that we've talked

(01:01:00):
about in Signs and it's the most It's intense and awesome,
and it's one of those times when you're in the
theater and this is back when the theater was always
sold out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Now you go and there's like four people in the
theater if you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
But back then, you'd have like a whole sold out
crowd Friday night, hundred something people in an auditorium, and
you'd hear like the gas, the gas.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
And I can vividly remember some of those moments and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Final destination when the guy steps out and gets hit
by the bus in the first one. Oh, everybody just
collectively goes, Oh my god, and it's so cool. But
I missed the nineties, is what I've decided. You miss
the nineties. The nineties back when you could fool people
into believing the Blair Witch Project was a real thing,
Back when you know, kids would just go trick or
treating and there's a chance that you knock on the
door of a of a total creeper. But that's the risk,

(01:01:47):
that's what that's the that's what makes it fun. Trunk
or treating and grab that Recee's cup and live to
tell the tale of it. Correct. There is a chance
that there's a razor blade in that race's cup, but
you're taking that chance because Reese's cups are delicious, handing
out reasons because kids have peanut butter ellergies. God. Yeah,
I keep talking about my voice today. I sound like
that dude that does the Michigan games on the radio. Now,

(01:02:09):
who's awful? Who's the Michigan play by play guy. I
was listening to a football game the other day, and
when if I talk a little too high, like when
my voice does that here, I sound like the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Dude who does the Michigan games on radio. Now, what
is that guy's name?

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Whoever he is? I sound like kim my voice Like,
I'm talking very steady right now to keep my voice
from cracking. If I get it all worked up, my
voice will start cracking. It'll really sound like that guy.
So if I say like one oh six point seven
Detroit's wheels and my voice will go, I sound like
that guy who inexplicably is paid to be the voice
of Michigan football on the radio, which is pretty wild

(01:02:44):
because that's a huge gig. Are you sure you have
moonlighting as this guy on the weekend? It could be
that's my I play a character, but anyway, I sound
like that guy. Now, all right, anyway, let's play some
rock and roll for you. Now it's under the bridge. See,
and that was part of the intensity of trigger trading.
You find a guy under the bridge. He's got smart candy.
You want some of these little candy crystals. Yeah, it's

(01:03:07):
the Chilly Peppers on wheels one oh six point seven
Detroit's wheels. Josh, Hey, but my voice never struggles because
I am Big Ball's voice, man, So don't worry. Speaking
of Motley crew, have you ever seen the video of
Vince Neil doing a drunk cameo for a fan? Yes,
Vince Neil's drunk cameo to the fan is one of
my favorite videos of all time. Let me see here,

(01:03:29):
hold on's see if I got this pulled up?

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Hold on, money, you fast forward a little bit of
there we.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
Go, There we go, Hey Decker, this is Vince Neil.
I want to say, uh that big birthday brother. Uh,
this is actually from Christian mom Ethan and Blake. So
keep on rocking, shout the devil, and uh benjo some

(01:03:57):
few good stuff at four big old, big old four.

Speaker 7 (01:04:00):
Oh you man, all right, Seeler.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
So the story, the story is that so apparently this
was for a guy's forty year old fortieth birthday. The
name is wrong. It says the video is for Derek.
He's like, hey, hey Tucker, there's nobody on here named Tucker.
At no point is there anything written. Is it not
fromt Hey Tucker. It's Vince Neil, from Molly Crume, Decker

(01:04:28):
or Decker whatever could it could be Okay, Decker, I
could be Decker. You're right, Hey Decker, it's me Vince Neil,
Molly crew Man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
He rules, Hey Decker, this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Is Vince Neill.

Speaker 7 (01:04:42):
I want to say, uh that big birthday brother.

Speaker 13 (01:04:45):
Uh, this is actually from Christian mom Ethan and Blake.

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
So we keep on wronging, shout the Devil, and.

Speaker 12 (01:04:53):
Uh Benjamin got some feel good stuff at four big old,
big old four.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Man all right, So someone needs to just just script
it out for him if he's going to be doing
the drunk. But it is it's script. That's how cameo works.
It's like here, here are the instructions I assumed to
be like, here's the general idea of what you we
need you to say. I mean, you could just follow
it and go, oh, so it says happy fortieth birthday

(01:05:20):
to Derek from Christian Mom, Tanya Ethan and Blake shout
at the devil to start off this new decade and
take the opportunity to kick start your auto search and sales.
Oh wow, listen to the doctor and feel good about
the Big four to roh and twenty twenty. Actually, I
think these people are dicks for trying to get Vince
Neil to say these things, the things that Vince Neil

(01:05:42):
will do. Okay, oh I bet I think Vince is
like five hundred from wow. I think so then he
should get around. I don't know if anybody still does cameos,
and that's still a thing, but back during the Rona
cameos were like a huge deal. And I think these
people are really jerks for assuming that Vince Neil would
be able to like a bunch of all these sons. Yeah,

(01:06:03):
and I just wish that's how all bands talked like
they just spoke in the lyrics and the lyrics and titles.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Yeah like, hey, man, this is Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Man, Hey loving an elevator and uh look I'm crying
right now, man. But anyway, you'd be crazy, you'd be hey, look,
you'd be crazy to not you know, I want to
excel in life. Hey you got to dream on man.
But anyway, that's how I wish. All these guys talk
just like hokey puns referencing their own songs. But it's great.

(01:06:35):
Let me this visit.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
I want to say, uh that big birthday brother.

Speaker 13 (01:06:41):
Uh this is actually from Christian mom Ethan and Blake,
so uh keep on rocking, shout the devil and uh.

Speaker 7 (01:06:50):
Ben do some fel good stuff at four, big old,
big old four.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Oh you man, he's in the highlights of the message,
the four oh feel good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
He's not hitting the joke. Actually, now that I've read
the actual cameo, I've only heard the audio. Now that
I've read the actual audio, I'm kind of I'm gonna
defend Vince. That was man, Like, I understand you paid
five hundred dollars, but do you really think that, like,
Vince Neil is going to be able to do a
cameo filled with puns from his own music. He don't
even know the words to his own music. He's got
to teleprompter on stage. You think that Vince will be

(01:07:22):
able to pick up on the fact that you're doing
Motley Kru puns?

Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Is the answer? Feel good stuff for a four?

Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Considering that he clearly had never read this cameo prior
to doing the video the request, I give him credit
for almost pulling it off. I give him some bonus points,
like the big Like you can see him reading it
as he's going and like, yeah, I don't understand what's happening.
So I'm just gonna say big four, Oh you man.
I just see him my song song titles. I think

(01:07:53):
my favorite those at the end when he's like big four,
oh you.

Speaker 13 (01:07:56):
Man, well keep on rocking, shout the devil, and uh
Ben do some feel good stuff at four, big old,
big old four, Oh you man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
You man. It's like cash that chick. I just I
wish that, like that's how Vince still talked to everybody
though He's just like, well, hey man, shout at the devil,
like everything I have a long conversation with Vince about like, well,
you know, my my wife has cancer and we don't
know she's gonna make it. It's terminal, and I'm just

(01:08:30):
trying to you know, I'm just trying to make it,
you know, like we're just trying to do the best
we can.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
And Vince is like, hey, man, shout at the devil.

Speaker 7 (01:08:36):
Well keep on rocking, shout the devil, and uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Wow, looking it up, that's a four hundred dollars cameo.
Four hundred dollars. I bet it was even higher price
back during the ROWNA because people had it was a
captive audience, so people had to go buy this stuff
for like, for I had a cameo at one point.
Mine were like twenty bucks or something. Oh yeah, and
you'd be shocked by the number of people that wanted
me to do cameos. Then I got fired from the
place I worked and I didn't have access to the

(01:09:04):
email anymore, so I could never log back in. So
I but I probably did twenty thirty cameos. I know,
it's weird. I don't know why anybody would want me.
So what it was. I started that cameo when we
were in Nashville at iHeart and then I left iHeart
and I didn't have access to the iHeart email anymore,
so then I didn't. So and I would do like
five minute cameos for people. Oh God, They're like, hey,

(01:09:26):
it's Steve's birthday. He used to listen to you in Houston,
so just you know, maybe talk about the Astros or something.
And I'm like, well, well I got you, Steve. Let's
talk about Berlanders. Let's talk about Justin burland in for
a second, you man, and how they hit up Ethan
and Blake.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
So we keep on rocking, Shout the Devil and uh then.

Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
Do goodness of Phil good stuff at four, big old,
big old four.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
To do any of your cameos, hammer, all of them,
all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I would either do them really hammered, or I would
do them early in the morning when I got to
work because I'd have nothing to do, you know. I
mean we were playing music. We play like nine songs
every hour, so like I would talk and then play
eight songs. Had nothing to do, so I would sit
there and I would just be, you know, doing long
ass cameos for people. That's funny. Look, I look, I'm godlike.
I'm not gonna lie, not Vince Neil godlike, but close enough.

(01:10:15):
All right. Anyway, we got more rock coming up on
Wheels one oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and
Us show. Hello, here's a story for you. Jesse Eisenberg
is excited to be donating his kidney to a stranger. Wow.
I think I would be too. I think that'd be
a nice thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
I mean, it's it's a great gift to help somebody live.
But I don't know if i'd be excited by I'd
be nervous. Well, I mean I yes, but I mean,
what's he gonna do? Go Like, listen, I'm giving this
guy my kidney and I hope he lives, But damn it,
I'm afraid I'm gonna die.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
What happens to me?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
You know, you give someone a kidney, you act like
it's the nicest thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
You've ever done, and you have no fear. Yeah, I
mean it's very generous of him, But yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I'm keeping my kidneys unless it's like a family member.
I mean it we'd even be a match. So so
how does he get assigned?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Do you just sign up to be like a living
organ donor. I oh, I think so right. I think
you get on a list. I would assume. Let's see.
Jesse Eisenberg is taking his generosity to the next level,
as the actor revealed he will be donating a kidney
to a stranger this winter, calling it a no brainer.
Like I did, he like, deliberately just look for someone

(01:11:22):
he didn't know. He's like, I want to make sure
I don't know him and tell him not to look
me in the eye. Or he's like, you know what,
I want to do something nice. I'm just I'm going
to donate a kidney, So go find me somebody who
needs find me someone who needs a kidney. I'm Jesse Eisenberg.
I've got money, I've got kidneys that work. Let's see,
he says. He shared the news on The Today's Show

(01:11:43):
while talking about being a regular blood donor, joking quote,
I just have so much blood in me and I
feel like I should spill it. I'm actually donating my
kidney in six weeks. I really am. He explained that
after getting bitten by the blood donation bug, Okay, don't
be a dope, Jesus, I got bitten by the bug
like you're a weirdo. Like no one gets the blood

(01:12:04):
donation bug now the plasma blug bug. Yes, because you
get to get paid for the plasma. Yes a semen bug. Yes,
you get paid. Wait, you get paid for donating. So fine,
trying to find a company that's gonna pay me for it,
but they don't pay it for that. I mean, I
think maybe some places will, but when I have to
go through the intense testing, they probably want to make
sure you're a peak physical health. None of those things

(01:12:24):
are gonna work, so I think you're gonna fail. I
just give donating mine to the bathroom toilet. See there's
a visual for you. You're welcome. I wonder why I
come in late some morning. That great.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
You gotta start playing music, huh? Not the one bites
the dust flush.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
That's gross. Well, thank you, just thee. Eisenberg for your
dinner's donation. One oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh
and His Show, Josh and James.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
We got to get you into the Toolbox party.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
So call now party eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven. That is the number you get in.
You call and if we take your call and we
get your information, guess what, You're going to the Toolbox Party.
How cool? That's easy?

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
How cool is that? And it's going to be a
fun time Toolbox Party at the Hollywood Casino at Greek
Town next Saturday. So eight days from now, eight days
from now, will be partying over at Hollywood Casino and
we'll be hopefully giving you maybe the lucky you great prizes.
So what's amazing is the number of women that call,

(01:13:44):
like we get I feel like the majority of people
who've won this are got inner women. They would love
the Toolbox part husband.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
They are probably like, lady, you get on the phone,
you got to win me and win our way into
that contest.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I'll be one of your crew. That's exactly what they're saying.
So they're keeping them in check. They're like, listen, here,
here's what you're gonna do. If you're gonna sit on
your ass all day, here's what you're gonna do. If
I'm gonna help you win your way into the lumber
Jill contest, then here's what you're gonna do, ma'am. You're
gonna call and you're gonna get us into the Toolbox Party.
So there, all right, So we'll take that call here momentarily. Also,

(01:14:18):
the congrats to who was the one early Teresa Teresa, Hello,
Teresa Wilkinson. Teresa Wilkinson will be attending the Toolbox Party
with two friends. Hopefully she brings some babes. That's what
I'm hoping for. I hope Teresa's got some babe friends,
like some Sydney Sweeney type friends that she's bringing to
the party. Oh man, well, if you have some Sydney
Sweeney type friends, please bring them to the party. Please

(01:14:40):
do we need them there? It'll it'll up our hot quotient. Yeah,
I guess, look good man, but the odds are just
gonna be a bunch of people in wheelchairs. But we're
we hope it's gonna be. We had the one caller
that's got the issues. No, no, actually, just you know,
you go to casina I used to do and I'm joking,
of course, but when we used to do radio shows

(01:15:01):
at a casino in New Jersey was called the boord Gatta.
It's like the big nice casino in Atlantic City. And
I had to do a show there every week. Once
a week we did a live broadcast and the people
you would see at a casino at like one in
the afternoon on a Tuesday, just waiting a death doors.
They were a special brand. At one point I got
in trouble for this because this was a big sponsor.

(01:15:22):
But there was a poop on the floor and I
talked about it, and I talked about it on the air.
I'm like, I know, and then they're like, you know
that they spend like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
with us. I'm like, I know, but you're aware there
was a poop on the floor. It was a poop
on the floor. And I had this passion. One of

(01:15:44):
my passion projects was because everybody in the casino at
one o'clock in the afternoon on a Tuesday is in
like a Rascal scooter. Yeah, oh yeah, that's not the
noise it makes, by the way, but it's like a
souped up And that's a different story for a different
day about how difficult it is to get a Rascal
scooter at Walmart and everything now and the gout hits
and I can't find one. But anyway, all the fatties

(01:16:05):
are shopping, that's true. Then they weighing them down. They
see me rolling, they hate him. But so my dream
was to have a Rascal scooter race around with old
people around the floor of the casino. But they never
let me do it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
And then you're like, Josh, do you wonder why you
got fired there? And I'm like, no, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
This is the Joshkinnish show on one Who's six point
seven double llz Detroit's Wheels one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show,
We're about to get out of here. I don't know
if I'm gonna get tricker treaters tonight, but I have candy.
I'm prepared just in case. Well you're good to either way,
eat it yourself. Correct, So you don't have those crakings anymore,
that's true, I don't. I don't crave the candy. So
one thing I'm jealous of, Well, you should get on
this stuff on the goods. You should get on the goods.

(01:16:53):
What you should do. But so, I have no idea
if there's going to be tricker treaters at my house tonight.
But I don't know if that's the thing they do
in Hazel Park, I don't know. Yeah, it's a mystery.
There was some trigger treating going on at Hazel Park
last week, but it was just people breaking into people's houses,
like more tricks and stealing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Yes, but uh, that's true story too. That is not
an insult to my area.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
That is a real story from last week where there
was a string of home invasions in Hazel Park. So
we shall see. Uh, but my wife is prepared. She's
got candy and boxed wine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Oh, very nice. You got costume candy for her, boxed
wine for the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
No, No, I couldn't tell you the last time I
wore a costume. Maybe the last time I went as Uh,
I went as Rocky and I put on a pair
of gray sweats and a gray sweatshirt and a headband.
And my wife's like, you're just wearing sweats. I'm like, yeah,
I'm Rocky character, I'm in care, I'm Rocky training.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I put on some Chuck Taylor's and I was like
Rocky when he was training, Like we ran up the
this is something throw an orange or something. In one
of the films on in Rocky, he has like improvised
little moment there was somebody threw an apple or an
orange to him. Wile he's running down the street. Oh yeah, yeah,
I know I didn't do that. It's a detail you
left out. Yeah I did. So that was that Like

(01:18:12):
my wife and she was just dressed like slutty tiger.
I'm like, so, you could be slutty tiger, but I
can't wear sweats. You can be slutty tiger, but I
just can't be slovenly rocky. I can't be Trocky in training,
Like that's bitchy. But I couldn't tell you the last
time I put forth like effort into wearing a Halloween costume.
But yeah, I don't know. My dad once dressed me

(01:18:34):
up as like a like a bus station skank or
something like that. Like like I had, like you know
what I looked like, Honest to god, I gotta find
a picture of it somewhere. But it was like the
big hair or anything. I looked like eighties heart like
it looked like Nancy will I looked like Anne Wilson.
So I looked like nineteen eighties Ann Wilson. Like I
looked like Anne Wilson in the What About Love video?

(01:18:55):
I had like a brawl awe but you could see
it through the shirt. I don't know why my dad
dressed we have this way. I'm starting to question things.
I have a lot of repressed memories. It's all starting
to flood out now. But tell us more. Yeah, I
know I need to find a picture of that and
show you. But it was, it was happen did you today?
Address you up in well that but frequently oular thing Thanksgiving?

(01:19:22):
You know, just a random Tuesday. I need the holiday's
stepmom wasn't coming correct, it was very strange. I have
no idea why this happened. All right, So Rob Rand's
coming up next. He will have the next chance for
you to get into the Toolbox party that will be
coming up at twelve twenty five, three twenty five with
Doc five twenty five as well. And we are getting
out of here, and we've got more rockets Monsters of

(01:19:43):
Rock Day because today is Halloween and we're clever. So
at five o'clock today, Doc's got nothing but like halloween
ish type of songs for you, scary Halloween type music
for you at five o'clock out or not correct, that's
what it's going to be. See if I can play
this really quick and then this can kind of give
you an idea of what Monsters of Rock is. I

(01:20:05):
guess not. Let's see. Nope, I guess I can't. But actually,
let me try this. This might be able to kind
of give you an idea. Can I paste? No, forget it.
I quit, I quit. I'm done for the day. All right,
we're getting out of here. We'll see you Monday.

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