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June 4, 2024 44 secs
A clueless guy is trying to buy some lumber.  But, not without some questions. (Photo: Getty Images)
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(00:00):
Two men needed some wood, sothey drove their truck to a building supply
store. One of them walked intothe store to the front desk and said,
we need some four by twos.The worker asked, you mean two
by fours. Don't you let mego check? Replied the man, he
went back to the truck. Afterreturning a few minutes later, he says,

(00:22):
yeah, I meant two by fours. All right, Well, how
long do you want them? Thecustomer paused for a minute to think,
and then finally said I better gocheck. So after a while he returned
to the office and said a longtime. We're building a house.
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