Episode Transcript
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he
lost his cigarettes on the middle of the room. He
saw what had happened under the carpet was a bump.
No sense pulling up the entire carpet again. For one
pack of smokes, he said to himself. So he proceeded
to get out his hammer and flatten the hump so
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the lady wouldn't notice. As he was cleaning up, the
lady came in, she said, here, handing him his pack
of cigarettes. I found them in the hallway. By the way,
could you help me find my Gerbil? No animals were
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hurts in that joke, Okay,
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