(Joke of the Day) A man and his barber have a "Pope bet"!

Who's going to win the 100 bucks? (Photo: Getty Images)

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we go to the Vatican. For those of you
who went to school with me in Fremont are never
in church. That's where the Pope lives. Okay, okay. Joe
was getting his haircut and tells his barber Stan about
his upcoming trip. I'm going to Rome to meet the Pope,

(00:21):
Joe boasted. You'll never meet the Pope, said the barber.
He's too important to meet with the likes of you.
Oh yeah, said Joe. I'll bet you one hundred bucks
I get to meet the Pope. Stand. The barber says,
you're on Joe one hundred bucks. So a month later,
Joe comes back into the barbershop and says, hey, Stan,

(00:43):
you owe me one hundred bucks. I was walking around
Saint Peter's Square when the Pope saw me from his
balcony invited me into the Vatican. He wanted to ask
me a question, good grief, Stand said, What would the
Pope want to know from someone like you? Joe said,
He asked me, where in the name of all is

(01:05):
good did you get that awful haircut? Then