February 19, 2025 • 22 mins
An all-female flight crew films a pro-feminist TikTok featuring a song that talks about people dying. Meanwhile, Elon Musk says he will ask the President about the idea of sending $5000 stimulus checks to Americans with the money that DOGE saves. Dana explains why this is a horrible idea.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is really the only Florida man story you probably
need today. A Florida man ran over an alligator with
an suv to save his neighbor from being eaten. A
Florida man and his dogs are lucky to be alive
because they got attacked by gators. The man was in
an eleven foot gater's mouth being dragged away when his
neighbor drove his Lincoln his suv over the gator. He
(00:35):
threw a reverse and went back back right over that gator.
Rick finger At of Florida, his two labs. They were
walking usual route passed upon they stay away from the water,
but this thing came at them ten miles an hour.
The guy tripped and then the gator got him in
his jaws. The dogs were frozen in terror, so his
neighbor saved his life with an suv. Third hour, next,
(00:56):
Carol Walpa be joining us. Stick with us. I'm so
this issue with the planes, so I'm not we We
talked about the Toronto crash and the Delta crew. Was
it a Delta Endeavor crew, and I know that they've
been real big on you know. Then they put out
(01:20):
a video where they were talking about unmanned flights, meaning
it's all women. Yes, I'm gonna need so I can't
be completely blamed solely. I'm gonna need everyone to let
me know, on a scale of one to ten, how
straightforward do you want me to be with you on this?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Can I choose eleven?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, Kine says eleven. I don't know what the CHAT chooses,
but they may not. You've got some very sensible people
in that room. Well, you got some of the rabble routes,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I feel like the Chat is mature enough to take
the eleven truth.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay for me. We'll see what they say. We'll see
what they say. But this, uh, this crash in Toronto,
and thankfully there were no fatalities or anything that came
from that. But there's a lot of interesting stuff though
that has come out in the meantime about the crash
and about how they conduct business. And one of those,
(02:17):
I mean, you have the Endeavor flight crew and they've
been really big on having it. I guess what all ladies,
I don't know they wanted a lady all lady flights,
so they wanted they called it an unmanned flight. They
were I don't know. I don't know how much that
contributed to what happened in Toronto. Separate from that what
(02:40):
I am going to say, And if you're offended by this,
I am not Dorothy Explorer, and I may not be
for you. If I get on a plane and it's
all broads, I'm off. I ain't dealing with it. I'm
not dealing with it. If I get on a plane
and it's a bunch of broads that are trying to
(03:02):
make TikTok music videos of themselves instead of preparing the
damn plane for flight, I'm off now. I say that
because they literally did that. So there is a video
out there, and I don't know how much of it
we can play because of all the copyrighted music on it. Yes,
we could play maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A couple seconds of the music, but then we'll turn
that volume down so you can kind of see them.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, first though, can I just interject the chat is
entirely responsible. They said, level twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Level twenty, Yeah, I have.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Things catch on fire at that level.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We found respect for the chat you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Are inciting them, sir, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm just agreet you.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Guys out and rumble. You ignore what he just said.
What every Lorraine says. It's fifteen to twenty Okay. If
I got on a plane and it's a bunch of
bitches doing Mia, you know, Live Fast, Die Young, I'm not.
I'm gonna get off that plane. That's what's gonna happen.
So these chicks made a video and I don't know
if this was directed by Endeavor's flight crew or if
these chicks decided to do it them, but they did
(04:01):
this video that they put up on TikTok and it's
them jamming too a bunch of different songs, including Mia,
who's an artist that I liked before it became popular
for sinister conservatives to like her. MIA's twenty thirteen single
Bad Girls, which has a story behind the song and
the accompanying video. Uh. So they did this and one
(04:25):
can show you some of it. They did this video
where I guess they were seeing they had the mom
from The Incredibles they used, which was they used her
lyrics and then they were playing MIA's Bad Girls at
the beginning of this video clip and they were talking
about unmanned flights, and it's all the ladies going through.
(04:45):
Look the ladies checking the plane, the ladies here, the
ladies dancing, and oh my gosh, I just cannot no
offense girls, But this does not inspire passenger confidence. I
don't and I don't even know if any of these
women were the ones that were flying the plane. Say
this is so okay? Full stop, full stop, full stop.
(05:08):
We're gonna talk about the video in a minute. But
why are you making a video about a plane using
a song that talks about dying, like right in the
first measure? Why? Why why do that? Look we're gonna
liftest and die young. Great motto for a plane fly
(05:29):
with us. We're gonna die young. What the hell? What
is happening? Who's directing this? Gosh? Is it captain extensions?
I don't know. So why that's not the best song choice? Sidebar?
Why they didn't use paper planes? I don't know. M
(05:50):
Ia sung paper Planes, which was made very very famous
by Danny Boyle's film that included uh what was it
was like? The game show was said in India and
I was talking to the rags to riches getting around
the class system all that stuff that actually would have
been more appropriate, but they decided to use this video.
Why did they decide to use MIA's twenty thirteen Bad Girls?
Here's why. When that video came out, at the time,
(06:14):
Saudi Arabia did not allow legally women to drive. Women
could not drive, very patriarchal society. Women could not like drive,
They could not get in a car and drive themselves
to a doctor appointment. They couldn't do any of that stuff.
So am I an. She got a lot of criticism
because they were saying that she was using Arabian stereotypes
in her video. And I think that those people are
just being stupid and sensitive because to say that she's,
(06:37):
you know, somehow cliche, is asinine. But her video was
a protest music video against Saudi Arabia's then ban on
women driving. And I say then ban because when they
got the new king in Saudi Arabia, he changed that
and he does and now women can drive in Saudi Arabia.
(06:57):
But at the time when they were doing this video
and it was about basically they had Saudi presumably Saudi women.
It was filmed in Morocco and they were on this
like desert dirt track and they were drifting and doing
all kinds of tricks and stuff like that, and it
was a bunch of Saudi men that were watching these
women racing cars, and it was supposed to be this,
you know, kind of fist in the air. Yeah, well women,
(07:17):
you know, Saudi women can't drive here. We are you know,
we enjoy this just like anybody else. So it was
kind of like a protest video. So hijacking that song
and trying to say that it is a great soundtrack
to women in the United States who are free to
do whatever they want to do, and actually making what
I think is an inherently reverse discriminatory video where you're
(07:41):
you're celebrating women doing basic stuff that doesn't need to
be celebrated. And this is one of the things I
don't understand about the insipidness of feminism. Basic bitches doing
basic stuff. Whoo, why do you have to sit here
and celebrate and high five every time you do a
basic human activity? Stop it. You don't want there to
be two levels, then stop acting like you're specialer than
(08:04):
everybody else just because you have a vagina. I'm so
done with it. That being said, that was so dumb
to use that song because it's not even comparable. Number one,
number two. It is absolutely asinine that you're making a
video about flying a plane and you're talking about dying
in it, and then several months later you literally flip
(08:24):
a plane out of the sky. I don't know if
a broad was flying it or not. I'm just saying
it's not a good look. You know, it's not a
good look.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Another one bites the Dust by Queen, Like, is there
a worst song that could have used for that?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I mean, it's like using a Buddy Holly song, you know,
while you're making a video about coming and flying with
us and you play a Buddy Holly track. You see
what I'm saying, it's just dumb. And and then it
makes me question if you know so little about music,
then what else do you not know about? Right? And
I just I don't want I don't take any of
(09:00):
this seriously. When I if I look, if I'm getting
on a plane, and if it's gonna be all women,
give me a bunch of like all bogy German ladies. Okay,
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna trust that more than I
will extensions McGee. Does that mean to say I don't care.
I don't care. I'm just gonna trust that kind. I'm
just you know, I'm gonna trust that more.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's at level eleven truth we've been looking for.
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Speaker 2 (11:03):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
So first, and we've got Carol Roth coming up. After
headlines today the what A Caledonia area daycare apparently got
in trouble for using melatonin spray and they are promising
parents that it won't be used again. What in the world,
So they say that parents are upseted for this daycare
center in Michigan sprayed kids sleeping mats with melatonin without
(11:33):
their knowledge. Yeah, you can't be doing that kind of stuff.
That's goofy. They said they use Doctor Teal's sleep spray
with melatonin and essential oil. Some of that stuff smells
like liquidized hippie. Stop it. Nobody wants to smell like
a dirty armpit. Nobody. Nobody wants their kids to lay
down on a cot or a mat that smells like that.
And they said that it's not been approved by FDA
(11:54):
Like that matters for using by kids. Don't be spraying
stuff on other people's kids where they sleep. Stop it.
Just do your damn jobs, you know, tire the kids
out with activities and they'll take naps without having to
use a sleep aid. Idiots, A wow, what is this headline? Okay?
A restaurant called it's actually called Chubby Chicks in Philadelphia,
(12:20):
a restaurant called Chubby Chicks is the business owners claiming
she's being bullied by people who are not happy that
she's there. They said, it's a very fancy restaurant. We
don't want our fancy area. We don't want a place
called Chubby Chicks there? What is the what does chubby
Chicks do? Because the article does not say literally anything
(12:42):
about it.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And I'm like, vision, large portions? What large portions? That's
that's what the restaurant does.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's all it is. Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I envisioned that? I don't really know because, like you said,
it's not in the article.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean, like what, I'm gonna got this up?
What is what the I mean? If that's all it is,
then why is that a big deal? If it's just
larger portions.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I guess they hate the name, so.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That yeah, they don't like the name and the restaurants.
There's one publication that said they're dividing the neighborhood with
upset patrons. I don't even get a good grief. If
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
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(14:37):
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Speaker 3 (15:01):
I need a second for that. So this is James
Mark that for me, I got to come back to that.
That's James Fishbeck. He's this entrepreneur, you know, he's a
money dude. And so I want to set up the
whole narrative that's trending today about Musk and the five
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social media, that guy's video and there was a conversation
(15:26):
and Musk had responded and all he said was, uh,
you know, I'll ask the president, or I'll talk to
the president, I think was his tweet. So he never
said that he liked it or that he wanted to
do it. But that doesn't stop these over eager reporters
from you know, mouth breathing all over their keyboard and going,
oh my gosh, this is what Elon mu Elon Musk
(15:48):
is personally himself mulling over giving five thousand dollars to everyone.
And he didn't actually say that. He just responded to
someone like acknowledged what they said and was like, Okay,
then you know, I'll say something to the president about it.
That's you know, or I'll ask the president. Is what
he said. And it is a real creative stretch to
(16:11):
say that he's mulling sending all Americans five thousand dollars checks.
And that's what Forbes ran with. So I wanted to
set that up because that's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard in my life. It is so stupid. It kills
brain cells without alcohol. It is dumber than heels on crocs.
(16:36):
It is that stupid. Ask yourself when the last time
the government sending checks out to everyone worked? Well, oh,
the COVID checks that wasn't There was no waste, fraud
or abuse there at all. Right, that was all aokay,
what about those stimmy checks? Every time the stimmy checks
(16:56):
have gone out, that's always been great, hasn't it. This
is W's why I say. And it's not Musk's idea.
The media just wants to set him up to go
at him. He responded to someone else who is proposing
the idea. Musk didn't endorse it, you know, good grief.
So the reason it's dumb is because if you've seen
our deficit lately, we we are on the edge of
(17:21):
a cliff. I mean we I know that. What's his face?
John Kennedy down in Louisiana says, this is a joke.
I'm not kidding you. We actually may all be living
in the desert eating cat food at some point. I
mean that's a very real possibility. And I don't know
if it's gonna be like Cain, like the kind that
you have to, you know, put water in and basically
bring it back to life, or if it's gonna be
(17:42):
the crappy, burnt kibble. I don't know, but at some
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You have to pay down the deficit first. That's a
real thing. We're taxed to death. We have zero incentive
to be burdened moore, after learning how badly our taxes
have been wasted. I mean, this is this is it's
(18:02):
a it's an asinine proposal. It's not something that's like saying, okay,
well we're half a million dollars in debt. You know
what we're gonna do to remedy that. We're gonna get
rid of our Amazon Prime subscription. That's right, we feel
so much better. Let's go to the casino. That's what
(18:24):
that is. That's how that works. It's true. It's a
completely accurate comparison. And why would everyone get five thousand dollars? No,
I paid six figures in taxes. Do you realize that
there are more people who pay into the system than not? No, not,
(18:47):
Everyone pays their fair share, and that people bitching about
it are the ones who don't. So this is and
you know, if you think it stops a five thousand,
people will keep demanding more and more and more. You
have to pay down the deficit first. That's the biggest issue.
The other issue is you have to immediately stop this
(19:09):
stupid government spending. It is the fact that you have
no idea what all we're spending money on. Is proof
that we're spending money on things that we shouldn't be
spending money on. I mean, you know, everything should be
Article one, Section eight. Cut it to their cut spending.
You would have, oh my gosh, your coffers would overflow.
(19:36):
All throughout history, whenever taxes have increased, revenue to the
government's actually decreased. This has been even back in Kennedy's
day in the sixties. He actually understood this, which is
why he was a proponent of tax cuts and less
government spending. Of course he would have been you know,
Cossi crucified today, but that used to be where Democrats were.
(19:59):
If it gives insight, no, we have to have tax
cuts and then we have to cut government spending and
we have to pay down the deficit. It requires an
austerity that, frankly, I don't think this nation has the
stomach for. I don't think we can do it. In fact,
I would bet everything on the fact that we're not
going to do it. I know that you want to
(20:20):
hear something super happy, you get you know, your retired
semi retired goth former not really former Daria, to just
give you the straight truth. That's my perspective on it.
I'm I don't want to I don't want to set
you up for a great emotional fall because I feel
like if I tell you anything different in lying to
you now, I don't really think that it's necessarily a
(20:43):
reflection on the administration, although in some part it can be.
Trump has an amazing bullypulpit. If he so chose, he
could use that on all of these people that are
dragging their feet in Congress. You know, we have these
big fire about you know, who's going to be in
(21:03):
what seed? And you know I'm gonna get I cannot
stand the power jockeying fights. I think it shrinks brains.
It does. It shrinks brains. It shrinks your Jimmy's how
about that? Like, I don't know how else it makes
everybody low tee and estrogen dominant. I don't know. It's
a horrible thing. I can't stand the power jockeying. Everyone
(21:24):
wants the cocktail invites, they want to be power adjacent,
they want to be pictured at the White House. You know,
it's it's so dumb. I just want to be left
the hell alone, and leave my money alone, and just
govern responsibly. And I think most everyone wants that, and
I think there are some Republicans in Congress that want that,
but it's irrelevant because they're weak. They're all so terrified.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
This is really the only Florida man story you probably
need today. A Florida man ran over an alligator with
an suv to save his neighbor from being eaten. A
Florida man and his dogs are lucky to be alive
because they got attacked by gators. The man was in
an eleven foot gater's mouth being dragged away when his
neighbor drove his Lincoln his suv over the gator. He
(00:35):
threw a reverse and went back back right over that gator.
Rick finger At of Florida, his two labs. They were
walking usual route passed upon they stay away from the water,
but this thing came at them ten miles an hour.
The guy tripped and then the gator got him in
his jaws. The dogs were frozen in terror, so his
neighbor saved his life with an suv. Third hour, next,
(00:56):
Carol Walpa be joining us. Stick with us. I'm so
this issue with the planes, so I'm not we We
talked about the Toronto crash and the Delta crew. Was
it a Delta Endeavor crew, and I know that they've
been real big on you know. Then they put out
(01:20):
a video where they were talking about unmanned flights, meaning
it's all women. Yes, I'm gonna need so I can't
be completely blamed solely. I'm gonna need everyone to let
me know, on a scale of one to ten, how
straightforward do you want me to be with you on this?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Can I choose eleven?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, Kine says eleven. I don't know what the CHAT chooses,
but they may not. You've got some very sensible people
in that room. Well, you got some of the rabble routes,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I feel like the Chat is mature enough to take
the eleven truth.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Okay for me. We'll see what they say. We'll see
what they say. But this, uh, this crash in Toronto,
and thankfully there were no fatalities or anything that came
from that. But there's a lot of interesting stuff though
that has come out in the meantime about the crash
and about how they conduct business. And one of those,
(02:17):
I mean, you have the Endeavor flight crew and they've
been really big on having it. I guess what all ladies,
I don't know they wanted a lady all lady flights,
so they wanted they called it an unmanned flight. They
were I don't know. I don't know how much that
contributed to what happened in Toronto. Separate from that what
(02:40):
I am going to say, And if you're offended by this,
I am not Dorothy Explorer, and I may not be
for you. If I get on a plane and it's
all broads, I'm off. I ain't dealing with it. I'm
not dealing with it. If I get on a plane
and it's a bunch of broads that are trying to
(03:02):
make TikTok music videos of themselves instead of preparing the
damn plane for flight, I'm off now. I say that
because they literally did that. So there is a video
out there, and I don't know how much of it
we can play because of all the copyrighted music on it. Yes,
we could play maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
A couple seconds of the music, but then we'll turn
that volume down so you can kind of see them.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Okay, first though, can I just interject the chat is
entirely responsible. They said, level twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Level twenty, Yeah, I have.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Things catch on fire at that level.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
We found respect for the chat you.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Are inciting them, sir, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm just agreet you.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Guys out and rumble. You ignore what he just said.
What every Lorraine says. It's fifteen to twenty Okay. If
I got on a plane and it's a bunch of
bitches doing Mia, you know, Live Fast, Die Young, I'm not.
I'm gonna get off that plane. That's what's gonna happen.
So these chicks made a video and I don't know
if this was directed by Endeavor's flight crew or if
these chicks decided to do it them, but they did
(04:01):
this video that they put up on TikTok and it's
them jamming too a bunch of different songs, including Mia,
who's an artist that I liked before it became popular
for sinister conservatives to like her. MIA's twenty thirteen single
Bad Girls, which has a story behind the song and
the accompanying video. Uh. So they did this and one
(04:25):
can show you some of it. They did this video
where I guess they were seeing they had the mom
from The Incredibles they used, which was they used her
lyrics and then they were playing MIA's Bad Girls at
the beginning of this video clip and they were talking
about unmanned flights, and it's all the ladies going through.
(04:45):
Look the ladies checking the plane, the ladies here, the
ladies dancing, and oh my gosh, I just cannot no
offense girls, But this does not inspire passenger confidence. I
don't and I don't even know if any of these
women were the ones that were flying the plane. Say
this is so okay? Full stop, full stop, full stop.
(05:08):
We're gonna talk about the video in a minute. But
why are you making a video about a plane using
a song that talks about dying, like right in the
first measure? Why? Why why do that? Look we're gonna
liftest and die young. Great motto for a plane fly
(05:29):
with us. We're gonna die young. What the hell? What
is happening? Who's directing this? Gosh? Is it captain extensions?
I don't know. So why that's not the best song choice? Sidebar?
Why they didn't use paper planes? I don't know. M
(05:50):
Ia sung paper Planes, which was made very very famous
by Danny Boyle's film that included uh what was it
was like? The game show was said in India and
I was talking to the rags to riches getting around
the class system all that stuff that actually would have
been more appropriate, but they decided to use this video.
Why did they decide to use MIA's twenty thirteen Bad Girls?
Here's why. When that video came out, at the time,
(06:14):
Saudi Arabia did not allow legally women to drive. Women
could not drive, very patriarchal society. Women could not like drive,
They could not get in a car and drive themselves
to a doctor appointment. They couldn't do any of that stuff.
So am I an. She got a lot of criticism
because they were saying that she was using Arabian stereotypes
in her video. And I think that those people are
just being stupid and sensitive because to say that she's,
(06:37):
you know, somehow cliche, is asinine. But her video was
a protest music video against Saudi Arabia's then ban on
women driving. And I say then ban because when they
got the new king in Saudi Arabia, he changed that
and he does and now women can drive in Saudi Arabia.
(06:57):
But at the time when they were doing this video
and it was about basically they had Saudi presumably Saudi women.
It was filmed in Morocco and they were on this
like desert dirt track and they were drifting and doing
all kinds of tricks and stuff like that, and it
was a bunch of Saudi men that were watching these
women racing cars, and it was supposed to be this,
you know, kind of fist in the air. Yeah, well women,
(07:17):
you know, Saudi women can't drive here. We are you know,
we enjoy this just like anybody else. So it was
kind of like a protest video. So hijacking that song
and trying to say that it is a great soundtrack
to women in the United States who are free to
do whatever they want to do, and actually making what
I think is an inherently reverse discriminatory video where you're
(07:41):
you're celebrating women doing basic stuff that doesn't need to
be celebrated. And this is one of the things I
don't understand about the insipidness of feminism. Basic bitches doing
basic stuff. Whoo, why do you have to sit here
and celebrate and high five every time you do a
basic human activity? Stop it. You don't want there to
be two levels, then stop acting like you're specialer than
(08:04):
everybody else just because you have a vagina. I'm so
done with it. That being said, that was so dumb
to use that song because it's not even comparable. Number one,
number two. It is absolutely asinine that you're making a
video about flying a plane and you're talking about dying
in it, and then several months later you literally flip
(08:24):
a plane out of the sky. I don't know if
a broad was flying it or not. I'm just saying
it's not a good look. You know, it's not a
good look.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Another one bites the Dust by Queen, Like, is there
a worst song that could have used for that?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I mean, it's like using a Buddy Holly song, you know,
while you're making a video about coming and flying with
us and you play a Buddy Holly track. You see
what I'm saying, it's just dumb. And and then it
makes me question if you know so little about music,
then what else do you not know about? Right? And
I just I don't want I don't take any of
(09:00):
this seriously. When I if I look, if I'm getting
on a plane, and if it's gonna be all women,
give me a bunch of like all bogy German ladies. Okay,
I'm gonna try. I'm gonna trust that more than I
will extensions McGee. Does that mean to say I don't care.
I don't care. I'm just gonna trust that kind. I'm
just you know, I'm gonna trust that more.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
That's at level eleven truth we've been looking for.
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So first, and we've got Carol Roth coming up. After
headlines today the what A Caledonia area daycare apparently got
in trouble for using melatonin spray and they are promising
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So they say that parents are upseted for this daycare
center in Michigan sprayed kids sleeping mats with melatonin without
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their knowledge. Yeah, you can't be doing that kind of stuff.
That's goofy. They said they use Doctor Teal's sleep spray
with melatonin and essential oil. Some of that stuff smells
like liquidized hippie. Stop it. Nobody wants to smell like
a dirty armpit. Nobody. Nobody wants their kids to lay
down on a cot or a mat that smells like that.
And they said that it's not been approved by FDA
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Like that matters for using by kids. Don't be spraying
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Just do your damn jobs, you know, tire the kids
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use a sleep aid. Idiots, A wow, what is this headline? Okay?
A restaurant called it's actually called Chubby Chicks in Philadelphia,
(12:20):
a restaurant called Chubby Chicks is the business owners claiming
she's being bullied by people who are not happy that
she's there. They said, it's a very fancy restaurant. We
don't want our fancy area. We don't want a place
called Chubby Chicks there? What is the what does chubby
Chicks do? Because the article does not say literally anything
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about it.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
And I'm like, vision, large portions? What large portions? That's
that's what the restaurant does.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's all it is. Well, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I envisioned that? I don't really know because, like you said,
it's not in the article.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, I mean, like what, I'm gonna got this up?
What is what the I mean? If that's all it is,
then why is that a big deal? If it's just
larger portions.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I guess they hate the name, so.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That yeah, they don't like the name and the restaurants.
There's one publication that said they're dividing the neighborhood with
upset patrons. I don't even get a good grief. If
it's not like a strip club of fact checks, then
what's the problem? You know what I'm saying. That's what
I first honestly thought it was going to be. And
I'm like, why why do I care? I don't know.
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Eighty percent of the DOGE money saved needs to go
to paying down the national debt, and the other twenty
percent needs to go right back to the same people
who sent it to DC in the first place, taxpayers
like you and me. DOZE is set to save two
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eight million tax paying households in America. That means that
(14:37):
twenty five thousand dollars per household is what's being saved
by DOGE. Twenty thousand of that goes towards the national
debt and the other thousand, the other five thousand needs
to go right back to households in the form of
a Doge dividend, a check saying that the federal government
misused your funds. We abused them. We sent it to
the transgender opera in Colombia. We did not brands.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I need a second for that. So this is James
Mark that for me, I got to come back to that.
That's James Fishbeck. He's this entrepreneur, you know, he's a
money dude. And so I want to set up the
whole narrative that's trending today about Musk and the five
thousand dollars to every time Dick and Harry in the
US of A. Because this is this came up on
social media, that guy's video and there was a conversation
(15:26):
and Musk had responded and all he said was, uh,
you know, I'll ask the president, or I'll talk to
the president, I think was his tweet. So he never
said that he liked it or that he wanted to
do it. But that doesn't stop these over eager reporters
from you know, mouth breathing all over their keyboard and going,
oh my gosh, this is what Elon mu Elon Musk
(15:48):
is personally himself mulling over giving five thousand dollars to everyone.
And he didn't actually say that. He just responded to
someone like acknowledged what they said and was like, Okay,
then you know, I'll say something to the president about it.
That's you know, or I'll ask the president. Is what
he said. And it is a real creative stretch to
(16:11):
say that he's mulling sending all Americans five thousand dollars checks.
And that's what Forbes ran with. So I wanted to
set that up because that's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard in my life. It is so stupid. It kills
brain cells without alcohol. It is dumber than heels on crocs.
(16:36):
It is that stupid. Ask yourself when the last time
the government sending checks out to everyone worked? Well, oh,
the COVID checks that wasn't There was no waste, fraud
or abuse there at all. Right, that was all aokay,
what about those stimmy checks? Every time the stimmy checks
(16:56):
have gone out, that's always been great, hasn't it. This
is W's why I say. And it's not Musk's idea.
The media just wants to set him up to go
at him. He responded to someone else who is proposing
the idea. Musk didn't endorse it, you know, good grief.
So the reason it's dumb is because if you've seen
our deficit lately, we we are on the edge of
(17:21):
a cliff. I mean we I know that. What's his face?
John Kennedy down in Louisiana says, this is a joke.
I'm not kidding you. We actually may all be living
in the desert eating cat food at some point. I
mean that's a very real possibility. And I don't know
if it's gonna be like Cain, like the kind that
you have to, you know, put water in and basically
bring it back to life, or if it's gonna be
(17:42):
the crappy, burnt kibble. I don't know, but at some
point it's gonna happen. Stock Up y'all you got a remedy.
You have to pay down the deficit first. That's a
real thing. We're taxed to death. We have zero incentive
to be burdened moore, after learning how badly our taxes
have been wasted. I mean, this is this is it's
(18:02):
a it's an asinine proposal. It's not something that's like saying, okay,
well we're half a million dollars in debt. You know
what we're gonna do to remedy that. We're gonna get
rid of our Amazon Prime subscription. That's right, we feel
so much better. Let's go to the casino. That's what
(18:24):
that is. That's how that works. It's true. It's a
completely accurate comparison. And why would everyone get five thousand dollars? No,
I paid six figures in taxes. Do you realize that
there are more people who pay into the system than not? No, not,
(18:47):
Everyone pays their fair share, and that people bitching about
it are the ones who don't. So this is and
you know, if you think it stops a five thousand,
people will keep demanding more and more and more. You
have to pay down the deficit first. That's the biggest issue.
The other issue is you have to immediately stop this
(19:09):
stupid government spending. It is the fact that you have
no idea what all we're spending money on. Is proof
that we're spending money on things that we shouldn't be
spending money on. I mean, you know, everything should be
Article one, Section eight. Cut it to their cut spending.
You would have, oh my gosh, your coffers would overflow.
(19:36):
All throughout history, whenever taxes have increased, revenue to the
government's actually decreased. This has been even back in Kennedy's
day in the sixties. He actually understood this, which is
why he was a proponent of tax cuts and less
government spending. Of course he would have been you know,
Cossi crucified today, but that used to be where Democrats were.
(19:59):
If it gives insight, no, we have to have tax
cuts and then we have to cut government spending and
we have to pay down the deficit. It requires an
austerity that, frankly, I don't think this nation has the
stomach for. I don't think we can do it. In fact,
I would bet everything on the fact that we're not
going to do it. I know that you want to
(20:20):
hear something super happy, you get you know, your retired
semi retired goth former not really former Daria, to just
give you the straight truth. That's my perspective on it.
I'm I don't want to I don't want to set
you up for a great emotional fall because I feel
like if I tell you anything different in lying to
you now, I don't really think that it's necessarily a
(20:43):
reflection on the administration, although in some part it can be.
Trump has an amazing bullypulpit. If he so chose, he
could use that on all of these people that are
dragging their feet in Congress. You know, we have these
big fire about you know, who's going to be in
(21:03):
what seed? And you know I'm gonna get I cannot
stand the power jockeying fights. I think it shrinks brains.
It does. It shrinks brains. It shrinks your Jimmy's how
about that? Like, I don't know how else it makes
everybody low tee and estrogen dominant. I don't know. It's
a horrible thing. I can't stand the power jockeying. Everyone
(21:24):
wants the cocktail invites, they want to be power adjacent,
they want to be pictured at the White House. You know,
it's it's so dumb. I just want to be left
the hell alone, and leave my money alone, and just
govern responsibly. And I think most everyone wants that, and
I think there are some Republicans in Congress that want that,
but it's irrelevant because they're weak. They're all so terrified.
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