May 8, 2025 • 21 mins
Dana reacts to the Vatican announcing Robert Prevost as the first American pope in history. Meanwhile, a Nova Scotia police chief started off with a land acknowledgment at a press conference about two missing Nova Scotia children.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man, don't do this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yellowstone National Park, a Florida man was injured when he
was gored by a bison, said the National Park Service,
a bison. This is the first reported incident of a
person injured by a bison and yealist in this year.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And it only parking.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Ain't been open for two weeks and immediately somebody's out
there getting gold, they said. And guess why do you
think it was? Because he was minding a respectful distance
from the bison. No, no, no, he wanted to get
up the close and personal with it. So we got
minor injuries. Was treated by emergency medical personnel. You're told
to keep. In fact, Yellowstone requires that you keep twenty
(00:51):
five yards away from the manimals up there, and one
hundred yards away from bears and wolves, twenty five from
all urge animals, one hundred yards from bears and wolves
and bison have injured more people in Yellowstone than any
other animal. They're not aggressive, but when people get up
in their faces, yeah, nobody likes that, not even me.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'd gore you too if I had horns.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And then in May twenty twenty four, dude kicked a
bison in the leg and guess what, it kicked him
back and injured him. And then he got arrested in
jailed because he kicked a bison. Yeah, just don't be
a moron and don't like try to go up and
get a selfie with it. And everything's cool, right, It's
so simple. I mean, this is not hard. If a
kid tells you that there's somebody in their closet, maybe
just don't disregard it, like if you're this kid. A
(01:30):
Florida man was arrested because he was hiding in a
kid's bedroom closet. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. This
Florida manny ran away from law enforcement, fled into a
home and hid in a kid's bedroom closet. Liberty County
Sheriff Robert Arnold deputies got a call on Tuesday, but
a suspicious person, the guy identified as Bobby McKenzie, he
took off on a four wheeler and ditched it and
(01:51):
ran into a house and they, yeah, they found him
hiding in a child's bedroom closet and the individuals who
called it, and they said thank you to them. The
guy had worn out for aggravated assault. He also had
oh gosh, he hid a bag containing a bunch of
meth and all kinds of drug paraphernalia under the kid's bed. Man,
(02:12):
oh man, I'm telling you. The Florida man got pulled
over and then led police on a foot chase. After
they caught him, they left and said, you thought you
were Usain Bolt. You know, well, that's that's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It is.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
They led him on a he led cops on a
foot chase through Daytona Beach. Xavier McCall, you don't need
to have an apostrophe after the X.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There's literally no need because the name is okay. I
can't even do the story. The name is x A
v I e R. The apostrophe is there to symbol
symbolize the absence of a vowel and yet connect the word.
But it's x A xavier and that's how it's spelled.
You don't need an apostrophe to make your cheap, broke
ass look fancy. Stop it. That's so stupid. Who named you?
(02:54):
Your mother ought to be arrested because she's dumb. They
could not provide who does the name like this? That's
like having your name amber and an apostrophe after the
A in between the A and M.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
They could not provide Daytona. Xavier McCall with the apostrophe
could not provide Daytona Beach. Officers with his license. He
said he was in his grandma's vehicle. They asked him
to get off. He took off, and uh they were
able to catch him, cornered him and take him into
custody and he's in the pokey now. Uh so, uh yeah,
they go, You're not supposed to be breathing like that
(03:27):
from a short little run, dude. So clearly his cardio
was bad. I love the body cam footage when they're
chasing him too, launcht.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
On to here there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This guy was not getting far and he and the
cops are like, dude, you're younger than us, you should
be faster than this. And one of them said that
the dude smoked too much and that's why he didn't.
He didn't have good blood circulation or cardio.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He also thought his grandma's car all the way.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Can I just keep the keep this footage going? Doesn't
that look like the cop running. His arms are just crazy.
He he's like one of those blow up dolls outside
of a car dealership like that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It just his arms will look mad when they're when
he's running. Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh, by the way, our bison story came from Florida
man Keith or no listener Keith. Our Florida man Bison
story came from listener Keith. So thank you from that.
Let's see drunk Florida man crashes his tesla. This is
a village's story. It's a village's story, a villageous a
villager man minecraft crashed his tesla in a roundabout, of
(04:24):
course he did. And then when police came, he made
up a fictional girlfriend and said, no, it's yeah, Stacy,
my girlfriend Stacy. He literally made up a whole woman
and fabricated a name and told police that Stacy crashed
his tesla.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And ran away. I know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And so the man after he crashed the roundabout, he
flooded the village of Hawkins, and they found sixty three
year old Jeffrey Treadwell and matched descriptions. He began blaming
his girlfriend. He said, Stacy did it. Stacy ran away
after she crashed into the roundabout and he goes, it's
a girl I met in Brownwood. Stacy's her name, and
(05:05):
he was drinking, I mean clearly. And they concluded that
Stacy was completely made up. So they booked him in
Sumfer County Detention Center and he was released on eleven
hundred dollars bond.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah that's not can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, it was Stacy that did it. Yeah, I'm going
to start using that excuse. I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Stacey did it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Stacy also crashed that car on that roundabout Donne in Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
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Speaker 2 (06:40):
So we got the new Pope announced. The new Pope
is out. Have they said the name yet?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Is it Daculdest to ever do it? And it's not
Cardinal Sarah, which I was kind of hoping for. It's
not Cardinal Sarah either. The new Pope is out. The
new Pope and out that they announced, and then he's
going to uh give his blessing.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To the assembled.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The new Pope emerges, he dresses in his PayPal investments,
gets out and he's not giving his blessing to the
assembled masses. And of course it's in Latin, so you know,
you know, you Latin speakers, but uh, I my name
is my pope name. Pick is da coldest to ever
(07:29):
do it? I know that they're probably not going to
do that, but we'll see. But out there on the
I will say, man, the packet in the theater of
it is fabulous.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's very fabulous.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So they have announced the new pope and they'll they'll
have the name out of giving the first blessing. And
so it looks like is it Pope Leo? Are they
going to give him the Twitter password for the Twitter account?
We're following all this live just like you all are. Uh,
And the new pope being announced Cardinal Provost.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And that is.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That is the and he's been in Latin America, so
he's been in like Central South America most of his time.
And so that is the cardinal who was elected, who
was selected as pope.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But wow, is.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
This an American pope? That would be interesting because that's
never happened before, right, there's never been an American pope.
The pope is an American. Wow, that's pretty significant. So
it's Pope Leo is going to be the new Pope's name.
(08:43):
Pope Leo kind of like the way that sounds. Although
Piazza Bala was still a kind of a favorite. I
gotta say that was still kind of a favorite. But
apparently it's an American pope. That's pretty significant. So if
you're just joining us, we are covering the selection of
the new pope. And like I said, one of the
(09:06):
reasons why I like watching this is I go back
to the time of Reagan and Thatcher and Pope John
Paul and the trifecta that work together to help end
the scourge of communism. And I you know, when you're
living it at the moment, I think it's a lot
harder to do this inventory. But when you look back
in history, it's pretty significant, don't you think the I
(09:31):
think it's incredibly significant. The uh, all these people that
are that come together at this one particular time, and
I just find it incredibly fascinating. They assembled the assembled
U Faithful there in Saint Peter Square. So yeah, see
(09:51):
we're and we're getting all of this stuff too. We'll
we'll bring as we get it. I mean, you know,
it's live. We don't have a newsroom, so we're we're
following along just like you all are. But it looks
up Popelio's the name. And if that's an American pope,
that is very unusual because I don't think that there
hasn't been an American pope before from Chicago. Very very interesting. So, uh,
(10:14):
prevost is from Chicago and it's now and the name
that he has taken is Pope Leo Wow from the
Americas and a lot of and I think this guy
was in contention. A friend of mine says he was
in contention, but a lot of people were downplaying it
for the simple fact that he is American and a
(10:34):
lot of people were thinking, you're not going to have
an American pope. Wow, that is incredibly significant. So that's
all been announced. An American cardinal is the one who
was chosen. He spent a lot of time, uh, Latin America,
South America, really in Peru. Apparently Pearl Lorraine Cbs holds
(10:57):
nationalities in the US in Peru and that's where there's
been It's interesting in the what maybe twenty five to
thirty years, there was a significant increase. Actually in the
last fifty years, there was an increase in Catholicism, practicing
Catholics in Central and South America, South America particularly, but
(11:18):
then it started waning and then with the new generation
Gen z it there's an uptick again. And it's an
uptick not just in Latin American countries but kind of
around the world. There's it's that there's something about that generation,
(11:40):
and I think they got so far removed from any
kind of I maybe structure, religious structure within the practice
or practice of religion that now more and more are
are are going to church and their and their they're
living faith again. Yeah, we were kind of partial. Cardinal
(12:00):
Sarah because that man does not hold back on quotes.
He was one year He's one year away from being
eligible to vote, or for being ineligible to vote for
pope because they think they stop allowing you to vote
for pope if you're eighting. I think Cardinal Sarah's like
seventy nine. And then you have Piazza Bala, who was
the other one that was a lot of people were
(12:21):
warming too, too very conservative.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Saint Louis man was arrested after sitting naked and the
Saint Louis Terminal airport. Do they ever remove the plywood
from the windows from the tornado some years ago? I
asked them that three years after the tornado hit and
Lambert fish x account went at.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Me, they hired the best.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
The Saint Loletis County Circuit judge signed arrest want for
a guy who set naked inside of the airport terminal
probably cause statement. It happened April twenty fifth, Terminal one.
The guy's named Darius Walker. He attempted to cover himself
when somebody approached. He was sitting in the terminal chair,
belt unbuckled, so it sounds.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like he had clothes if his belt was unbuckled.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Maybe the people at Fox two now, maybe they could
write a decent story that clarifies this before they finalize
a headline. That would be super helpful for people trying
to share the news. Meanwhile, let's see if the New
York Post did one better. A seven year old boy
drove his little sister nine miles in his mom's suv
to get a McDonald's happy meal.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's a good big brother. Wait no, it's not stop.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're seven years old. You can't be driving a car.
He drove his sister nine miles, this little baby's sister,
and the mom was shocked. He goes, he's probably grounded
for the rest of his life. They were in Utah
and it was eight am, and police were called. They
were alerted to a reckless driver and the suv did
not come to a stop until they hit a parking
(15:08):
strip and they found a seven year old and a
five year old insight, unscathed, and they made it nine
miles from their home, cash in hand to buy happy meals.
That's going to be a story they're going to tell
for the rest of their lives. Thankfully, nobody was hurt.
But can I just ask, how in the hell you
mom did not know that your kids had taken the
car and driven nine miles away when they're seven and
five years old. Oh, I can't be judgmental, yes, because
(15:31):
I've had two kids like that separated that age distance.
I think I would know if my kids took my
car and drove to McDonald's. So I don't know, like
what was happening in that house. I mean, watch your kids.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Uh an hm.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
This AI of dead Arizona road rage victim addresses killer
in court. They used this in court. A clip of
a guy who was killed in twenty twenty one said,
I believe in forgiveness after his sister f and AI
model videos of him, and they used it in court.
I don't like that at all, and that should not
(16:09):
I don't think that should be allowed. That is creepy,
and that is really creepy.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And how no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
We got a couple headlines in here repeatedly. Let's see
going back up this, the a turust was bitten by
a crocodile while taking a selfie at a zoo because
he thought the animal was fake. Well, in his defense,
they do say very still they do. He was twenty
nine years old, but his problem was that he literally
(16:44):
climbed in the enclosure and he was promptly bitten by
a female crocodile. He thought it was fake and so
he climbed into the enclosure to get a photo with it,
but again it was fake. The zoo keeper had to
go in and hit the crocodile on the head to
get her to open her mouth, and he got more
than fifty stitches for his injuries, and I hope that
they build him for any injuries to the crocodile since
(17:04):
he climbed into the enclosure.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Goodness, good afternoon, Sorry, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I am Corporal Carl McCann, Provincial Public Information Officer for
the Nova Scotia RCMP. Thank you all for being here today.
Justuila Capiel, Carli McCann, Jean Dimfomacion Melci de v. First,
I acknowledge that we are in mcmagie, the traditional and
unseated ancestral territory of the Mgmah people. I also recognize
(17:35):
that African Nova Scotians are a distinct people whose histories,
legacies and contributions have enriched that part of mcmaggie known
as Nova Scotia.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
For over for one of throwing the virgin in the
volcano to appease the fire gods. That's exactly what that is.
So that's the police they're trying. They were holding a
press conference on missing kids.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Holding a press conference on two missing kids, and they
started off with a landing acknowledgement.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't care what stupid land you're on. That's so dumb.
You're talking about missing kids.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
First.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
We can't get started until we acknowledge that we're on
the missing lands of the little a Putian people. And
we have to thank the little Putians for allowing us
to have this press conference here before we start talking
about the missing kids, which are actually not as important
as acknowledging the little Putians. That's what That's how dumb
this sounds. You're talking about missing kids like little kids.
A six year old and a four year old. They've
(18:29):
been missing in rural Canada for four days and they
had rescuers combing the woods looking for them. And it
is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, that's the RCMP that
she mentioned, and it's they had helicopters everything, But they
(18:51):
could not start until they did a land acknowledgment that
these are not serious people. I have literally really never
hurt that since this is such it's a perform it's
performative theater. It is performative theater. You have, time is critical.
Two kids are missing, families have their hearts broken, and
(19:14):
this stooge broad gets up there.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And we're gonna do that. What what?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This doesn't even make any sense is that she sounds
she sounds like a hostage video.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's so that is I'm just shocked.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I I I don't know, man, that's Can you imagine
if you're the family and you've got you know, your
kids are missing, and you have the the police. Lady
get up there and go, oh, well, we recognize that
we are on the land of the lily Putians, and
you know that's what that that's that's crazy. It's they
(19:56):
didn't start up talking about the kids. They started talking
about that that. I mean again, it's performative, as I'll
get out. It's so incredibly performative. I don't know, I
don't know how long that lady's been on the forest
or not, but good heavens, I just shocked me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
This shocked me.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I don't understand the land acknowledgments. Nobody cares about land, acknowledgment.
Everybody stole land from everybody, and you didn't steal it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was conquered. You went in and you either moved
and acclimated or.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You got conquered. People have been conquered all throughout history.
Whenever anybody talks about Mount Rushmore, we'll guess what the
Lakota took it from?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Someone?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Who did you steal it from? Lakota stole it? Who
did they took them from? Chipplewat Where did they take
it before that? I mean, it's so stupid, Just quit,
what is it? What does any of that have to
do with missing kids? Sorry, we have to pay the
indulgence of mentioning these people before we can start talking
(20:52):
about the bigger story of literal missing children. And you
wonder why Canada is circling the crapper, That's why.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man, don't do this.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yellowstone National Park, a Florida man was injured when he
was gored by a bison, said the National Park Service,
a bison. This is the first reported incident of a
person injured by a bison and yealist in this year.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And it only parking.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Ain't been open for two weeks and immediately somebody's out
there getting gold, they said. And guess why do you
think it was? Because he was minding a respectful distance
from the bison. No, no, no, he wanted to get
up the close and personal with it. So we got
minor injuries. Was treated by emergency medical personnel. You're told
to keep. In fact, Yellowstone requires that you keep twenty
(00:51):
five yards away from the manimals up there, and one
hundred yards away from bears and wolves, twenty five from
all urge animals, one hundred yards from bears and wolves
and bison have injured more people in Yellowstone than any
other animal. They're not aggressive, but when people get up
in their faces, yeah, nobody likes that, not even me.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'd gore you too if I had horns.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And then in May twenty twenty four, dude kicked a
bison in the leg and guess what, it kicked him
back and injured him. And then he got arrested in
jailed because he kicked a bison. Yeah, just don't be
a moron and don't like try to go up and
get a selfie with it. And everything's cool, right, It's
so simple. I mean, this is not hard. If a
kid tells you that there's somebody in their closet, maybe
just don't disregard it, like if you're this kid. A
(01:30):
Florida man was arrested because he was hiding in a
kid's bedroom closet. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. This
Florida manny ran away from law enforcement, fled into a
home and hid in a kid's bedroom closet. Liberty County
Sheriff Robert Arnold deputies got a call on Tuesday, but
a suspicious person, the guy identified as Bobby McKenzie, he
took off on a four wheeler and ditched it and
(01:51):
ran into a house and they, yeah, they found him
hiding in a child's bedroom closet and the individuals who
called it, and they said thank you to them. The
guy had worn out for aggravated assault. He also had
oh gosh, he hid a bag containing a bunch of
meth and all kinds of drug paraphernalia under the kid's bed. Man,
(02:12):
oh man, I'm telling you. The Florida man got pulled
over and then led police on a foot chase. After
they caught him, they left and said, you thought you
were Usain Bolt. You know, well, that's that's funny.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It is.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
They led him on a he led cops on a
foot chase through Daytona Beach. Xavier McCall, you don't need
to have an apostrophe after the X.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
There's literally no need because the name is okay. I
can't even do the story. The name is x A
v I e R. The apostrophe is there to symbol
symbolize the absence of a vowel and yet connect the word.
But it's x A xavier and that's how it's spelled.
You don't need an apostrophe to make your cheap, broke
ass look fancy. Stop it. That's so stupid. Who named you?
(02:54):
Your mother ought to be arrested because she's dumb. They
could not provide who does the name like this? That's
like having your name amber and an apostrophe after the
A in between the A and M.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
They could not provide Daytona. Xavier McCall with the apostrophe
could not provide Daytona Beach. Officers with his license. He
said he was in his grandma's vehicle. They asked him
to get off. He took off, and uh they were
able to catch him, cornered him and take him into
custody and he's in the pokey now. Uh so, uh yeah,
they go, You're not supposed to be breathing like that
(03:27):
from a short little run, dude. So clearly his cardio
was bad. I love the body cam footage when they're
chasing him too, launcht.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
On to here there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
This guy was not getting far and he and the
cops are like, dude, you're younger than us, you should
be faster than this. And one of them said that
the dude smoked too much and that's why he didn't.
He didn't have good blood circulation or cardio.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He also thought his grandma's car all the way.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Can I just keep the keep this footage going? Doesn't
that look like the cop running. His arms are just crazy.
He he's like one of those blow up dolls outside
of a car dealership like that.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
It just his arms will look mad when they're when
he's running. Let's see here.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh, by the way, our bison story came from Florida
man Keith or no listener Keith. Our Florida man Bison
story came from listener Keith. So thank you from that.
Let's see drunk Florida man crashes his tesla. This is
a village's story. It's a village's story, a villageous a
villager man minecraft crashed his tesla in a roundabout, of
(04:24):
course he did. And then when police came, he made
up a fictional girlfriend and said, no, it's yeah, Stacy,
my girlfriend Stacy. He literally made up a whole woman
and fabricated a name and told police that Stacy crashed
his tesla.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
And ran away. I know.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And so the man after he crashed the roundabout, he
flooded the village of Hawkins, and they found sixty three
year old Jeffrey Treadwell and matched descriptions. He began blaming
his girlfriend. He said, Stacy did it. Stacy ran away
after she crashed into the roundabout and he goes, it's
a girl I met in Brownwood. Stacy's her name, and
(05:05):
he was drinking, I mean clearly. And they concluded that
Stacy was completely made up. So they booked him in
Sumfer County Detention Center and he was released on eleven
hundred dollars bond.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah that's not can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah, it was Stacy that did it. Yeah, I'm going
to start using that excuse. I didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Stacey did it.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Stacy also crashed that car on that roundabout Donne in Florida.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
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So we got the new Pope announced. The new Pope
is out. Have they said the name yet?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Is it Daculdest to ever do it? And it's not
Cardinal Sarah, which I was kind of hoping for. It's
not Cardinal Sarah either. The new Pope is out. The
new Pope and out that they announced, and then he's
going to uh give his blessing.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
To the assembled.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The new Pope emerges, he dresses in his PayPal investments,
gets out and he's not giving his blessing to the
assembled masses. And of course it's in Latin, so you know,
you know, you Latin speakers, but uh, I my name
is my pope name. Pick is da coldest to ever
(07:29):
do it? I know that they're probably not going to
do that, but we'll see. But out there on the
I will say, man, the packet in the theater of
it is fabulous.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's very fabulous.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
So they have announced the new pope and they'll they'll
have the name out of giving the first blessing. And
so it looks like is it Pope Leo? Are they
going to give him the Twitter password for the Twitter account?
We're following all this live just like you all are. Uh,
And the new pope being announced Cardinal Provost.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
And that is.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That is the and he's been in Latin America, so
he's been in like Central South America most of his time.
And so that is the cardinal who was elected, who
was selected as pope.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
But wow, is.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
This an American pope? That would be interesting because that's
never happened before, right, there's never been an American pope.
The pope is an American. Wow, that's pretty significant. So
it's Pope Leo is going to be the new Pope's name.
(08:43):
Pope Leo kind of like the way that sounds. Although
Piazza Bala was still a kind of a favorite. I
gotta say that was still kind of a favorite. But
apparently it's an American pope. That's pretty significant. So if
you're just joining us, we are covering the selection of
the new pope. And like I said, one of the
(09:06):
reasons why I like watching this is I go back
to the time of Reagan and Thatcher and Pope John
Paul and the trifecta that work together to help end
the scourge of communism. And I you know, when you're
living it at the moment, I think it's a lot
harder to do this inventory. But when you look back
in history, it's pretty significant, don't you think the I
(09:31):
think it's incredibly significant. The uh, all these people that
are that come together at this one particular time, and
I just find it incredibly fascinating. They assembled the assembled
U Faithful there in Saint Peter Square. So yeah, see
(09:51):
we're and we're getting all of this stuff too. We'll
we'll bring as we get it. I mean, you know,
it's live. We don't have a newsroom, so we're we're
following along just like you all are. But it looks
up Popelio's the name. And if that's an American pope,
that is very unusual because I don't think that there
hasn't been an American pope before from Chicago. Very very interesting. So, uh,
(10:14):
prevost is from Chicago and it's now and the name
that he has taken is Pope Leo Wow from the
Americas and a lot of and I think this guy
was in contention. A friend of mine says he was
in contention, but a lot of people were downplaying it
for the simple fact that he is American and a
(10:34):
lot of people were thinking, you're not going to have
an American pope. Wow, that is incredibly significant. So that's
all been announced. An American cardinal is the one who
was chosen. He spent a lot of time, uh, Latin America,
South America, really in Peru. Apparently Pearl Lorraine Cbs holds
(10:57):
nationalities in the US in Peru and that's where there's
been It's interesting in the what maybe twenty five to
thirty years, there was a significant increase. Actually in the
last fifty years, there was an increase in Catholicism, practicing
Catholics in Central and South America, South America particularly, but
(11:18):
then it started waning and then with the new generation
Gen z it there's an uptick again. And it's an
uptick not just in Latin American countries but kind of
around the world. There's it's that there's something about that generation,
(11:40):
and I think they got so far removed from any
kind of I maybe structure, religious structure within the practice
or practice of religion that now more and more are
are are going to church and their and their they're
living faith again. Yeah, we were kind of partial. Cardinal
(12:00):
Sarah because that man does not hold back on quotes.
He was one year He's one year away from being
eligible to vote, or for being ineligible to vote for
pope because they think they stop allowing you to vote
for pope if you're eighting. I think Cardinal Sarah's like
seventy nine. And then you have Piazza Bala, who was
the other one that was a lot of people were
(12:21):
warming too, too very conservative.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
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It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Saint Louis man was arrested after sitting naked and the
Saint Louis Terminal airport. Do they ever remove the plywood
from the windows from the tornado some years ago? I
asked them that three years after the tornado hit and
Lambert fish x account went at.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Me, they hired the best.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
The Saint Loletis County Circuit judge signed arrest want for
a guy who set naked inside of the airport terminal
probably cause statement. It happened April twenty fifth, Terminal one.
The guy's named Darius Walker. He attempted to cover himself
when somebody approached. He was sitting in the terminal chair,
belt unbuckled, so it sounds.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like he had clothes if his belt was unbuckled.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Maybe the people at Fox two now, maybe they could
write a decent story that clarifies this before they finalize
a headline. That would be super helpful for people trying
to share the news. Meanwhile, let's see if the New
York Post did one better. A seven year old boy
drove his little sister nine miles in his mom's suv
to get a McDonald's happy meal.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's a good big brother. Wait no, it's not stop.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're seven years old. You can't be driving a car.
He drove his sister nine miles, this little baby's sister,
and the mom was shocked. He goes, he's probably grounded
for the rest of his life. They were in Utah
and it was eight am, and police were called. They
were alerted to a reckless driver and the suv did
not come to a stop until they hit a parking
(15:08):
strip and they found a seven year old and a
five year old insight, unscathed, and they made it nine
miles from their home, cash in hand to buy happy meals.
That's going to be a story they're going to tell
for the rest of their lives. Thankfully, nobody was hurt.
But can I just ask, how in the hell you
mom did not know that your kids had taken the
car and driven nine miles away when they're seven and
five years old. Oh, I can't be judgmental, yes, because
(15:31):
I've had two kids like that separated that age distance.
I think I would know if my kids took my
car and drove to McDonald's. So I don't know, like
what was happening in that house. I mean, watch your kids.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Uh an hm.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
This AI of dead Arizona road rage victim addresses killer
in court. They used this in court. A clip of
a guy who was killed in twenty twenty one said,
I believe in forgiveness after his sister f and AI
model videos of him, and they used it in court.
I don't like that at all, and that should not
(16:09):
I don't think that should be allowed. That is creepy,
and that is really creepy.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I know.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And how no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
We got a couple headlines in here repeatedly. Let's see
going back up this, the a turust was bitten by
a crocodile while taking a selfie at a zoo because
he thought the animal was fake. Well, in his defense,
they do say very still they do. He was twenty
nine years old, but his problem was that he literally
(16:44):
climbed in the enclosure and he was promptly bitten by
a female crocodile. He thought it was fake and so
he climbed into the enclosure to get a photo with it,
but again it was fake. The zoo keeper had to
go in and hit the crocodile on the head to
get her to open her mouth, and he got more
than fifty stitches for his injuries, and I hope that
they build him for any injuries to the crocodile since
(17:04):
he climbed into the enclosure.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Goodness, good afternoon, Sorry, good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I am Corporal Carl McCann, Provincial Public Information Officer for
the Nova Scotia RCMP. Thank you all for being here today.
Justuila Capiel, Carli McCann, Jean Dimfomacion Melci de v. First,
I acknowledge that we are in mcmagie, the traditional and
unseated ancestral territory of the Mgmah people. I also recognize
(17:35):
that African Nova Scotians are a distinct people whose histories,
legacies and contributions have enriched that part of mcmaggie known
as Nova Scotia.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
For over for one of throwing the virgin in the
volcano to appease the fire gods. That's exactly what that is.
So that's the police they're trying. They were holding a
press conference on missing kids.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, yeah, they were.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Holding a press conference on two missing kids, and they
started off with a landing acknowledgement.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Shut up.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't care what stupid land you're on. That's so dumb.
You're talking about missing kids.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
First.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
We can't get started until we acknowledge that we're on
the missing lands of the little a Putian people. And
we have to thank the little Putians for allowing us
to have this press conference here before we start talking
about the missing kids, which are actually not as important
as acknowledging the little Putians. That's what That's how dumb
this sounds. You're talking about missing kids like little kids.
A six year old and a four year old. They've
(18:29):
been missing in rural Canada for four days and they
had rescuers combing the woods looking for them. And it
is the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, that's the RCMP that
she mentioned, and it's they had helicopters everything, But they
(18:51):
could not start until they did a land acknowledgment that
these are not serious people. I have literally really never
hurt that since this is such it's a perform it's
performative theater. It is performative theater. You have, time is critical.
Two kids are missing, families have their hearts broken, and
(19:14):
this stooge broad gets up there.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And we're gonna do that. What what?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
What?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This doesn't even make any sense is that she sounds
she sounds like a hostage video.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
That's so that is I'm just shocked.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
I I I don't know, man, that's Can you imagine
if you're the family and you've got you know, your
kids are missing, and you have the the police. Lady
get up there and go, oh, well, we recognize that
we are on the land of the lily Putians, and
you know that's what that that's that's crazy. It's they
(19:56):
didn't start up talking about the kids. They started talking
about that that. I mean again, it's performative, as I'll
get out. It's so incredibly performative. I don't know, I
don't know how long that lady's been on the forest
or not, but good heavens, I just shocked me.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
This shocked me.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I don't understand the land acknowledgments. Nobody cares about land, acknowledgment.
Everybody stole land from everybody, and you didn't steal it.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was conquered. You went in and you either moved
and acclimated or.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
You got conquered. People have been conquered all throughout history.
Whenever anybody talks about Mount Rushmore, we'll guess what the
Lakota took it from?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Someone?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Who did you steal it from? Lakota stole it? Who
did they took them from? Chipplewat Where did they take
it before that? I mean, it's so stupid, Just quit,
what is it? What does any of that have to
do with missing kids? Sorry, we have to pay the
indulgence of mentioning these people before we can start talking
(20:52):
about the bigger story of literal missing children. And you
wonder why Canada is circling the crapper, That's why.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
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