December 3, 2025 • 10 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we have to confront Emily about something very obvious going on. Today we are taking our company Christmas picture and everyone was informed and told to wear something holiday related. Well the entire show came weariing red, except for one person... Emily...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh wait, we gotta hurry up, guys. We are supposed
to be going to our staff holiday picture taking here
in just a minute, so we won't be able to
do a very long podcast today because we've got to
get move in here. I see, I'm looking around the
room and I'm seeing, you know, Sky's wearing red today.
(00:21):
She's got a Christmas sweater on doors, wearing red and
green today. Very fat I of course, am wearing red today,
you know, for Christmas, our Christmas holiday picture, Emily. This
is getting ready for a funeral.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
A year completely uncensored and unking filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The show's after show starts. Now, why do you do this?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Why do I do what?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well? You showed up to my way to the Christmas
party wearing this and and and now we're we're taking
you know, we're taking a staff picture. I know for
the holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So our our boss is very Michael Scott. She loves,
you know, to do wacky things.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Handcakes in the break yes, in the middle of the sales.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So she's very big on these kind of things. So
we have to take this staff picture where we're all
dressed in our Christmas best Yes, okay, so this is
easy for me. I'm already wearing what I would normally
wear today, which is a kick ass Christmas shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Honestly I think it is.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What is the Topper team top, I honestly don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's extreme from Santa Claus coming town best friend. He's
as lost as loss can be. He's from the softball
He's over in the north wall. What is this guy doing?
He's greasy?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh is that why he's wearing the scarf because he's
not usually from feathers be enough, I guess not. I
was Chili man compared to the South South Chili. I
don't think that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't know Sea World.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
They got outside penguins and then inside.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
In the fact we met a penguin, I would assume
the pole is extremely cold and not as cold as
minus fifty six degrees annually.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Sounds lovely for Topper. I think Sky thinking he's from
South America.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, talking about flops on right, and he just keeps
doing the noise.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
He lost as lost, I've lost to We're all lost.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
There are no penguins in the north Pool. It I
don't know that's what says, don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I feel like a guy named Topper would be a
guy that tops all your story.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It is weird when that would be. When Chris Kringle
just goes, I'm gonna call you Topper no reason. Yeah,
like why Topper? I don't know because he's topping story.
But he wasn't because he doesn't talk. He just goes.
That's really weird, man, There's no reason to call him Topper.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He's got no dialogue. That's all he does is quack.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, he's like he's.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
A real penguin. He's like not magic. You know, Well
maybe you can figure out what he wants anyway. So
I have my Team Topper shirt on today. Sky has
her Santa clause. It's a cat sweater.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Sky and I think wore this exact same outfits last year.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh without a without a guy has her.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
One uh sweat. I have my one red eminem Rap
boy hoodie.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You you've used now the eminem Rap boy hoodie for
multiple occasions. It's your Halloween costumes. This is your Christmas
house fist because it's red and green, Like, what the fun? What?
I'm magic?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
My son December fifteenth, Me and my son will wear
it together again.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's weird, okay uh. And then we have our you know, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Dark Knight, Dark Knight.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I just like, yeah, yes, yeah, Moleficent over here, who
was always dressed for a funeral.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Always just love the color.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You're always wearing black.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I know it's an easy color to wear. I've always
worn black. It's always been. I think it's my favorite color.
It's black.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're very dark, but it's the opposite of your personality.
You're very light in sunshine.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I really appreciate that, Eddie. It's just easy to easy
to wear, and it's just what I My closet is
almost all black.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wow. I mean, I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You, but you're gonna look like an idiot in this
staff picture.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You're going to stand out.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I put all my holiday Christmas sweaters and like theme
shirts like Saint Patrick's Day, all my ship in this
one drawer under my bed, and so I went yesterday
when I knew we had to take this photo and.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Open the under there wasn't hiding and so I opened
the drawer.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Didn't see Robert pop out, and I start pulling the
sweaters out because don't ever remember what I have, and
I bought.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
One, and I feel like we go through this every Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Think we do too. I'm not a bit just fine
Christmas sweater? Why not because you.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Like fun and they have like nine two oh and
take by the Bough and like stuff like that Christmas sweater.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But she wants to be cute. She wants to be
cutean sky, so I pull it out.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I have a black National Poons T shirt that I
put to christmasfaication T shirt that was that was black,
but it's just it wasn't anything.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So I pulled that out. It doesn't but I really really.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Love Okay, I don't know that'd be appropriate for the workhoto.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Probably not.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I pull out another one and it's actually a tan
turtle neck sweater that has one white.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Snowflake on the front.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's awful.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Then I pull out another one and it's you don't
need to say that, it's really cute. And another one
it's a great, some sort of gray sweater with just
like a white bear on it. And then I have
another thing that has teddy bears on it, but it's
like it's all cream colored, so no like reds or greens.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Or anything sparkly like that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Why don't you want to be festive?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know. It's just not my jam at all.
It's just not my jam.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So I did find a black another sweater, but it's
black and it has a tiny little Santa Claus on
it that I brought in with me this morning that
I'm not yet wearing. I haven't been there because I
didn't want to walk around with it all morning.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So weird, there's a Santa on it, really tiny, but
you're gonna be it's a big group photo, like there's
I don't know how many forty fifty people in this photo,
so like, no one's gonna see the Santa gone.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Weird. We we're all wearing well.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
At least our boss will see that I tried. Because
I have a fucking Sants on my shirt. That's all
that matters. And by the way, with this said sweater,
I was walking into work and I had it like
kind of jammed in my purse and I was rushing
as usual and a frantic and I was walking.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I don't know why, but I'm always earlier too with
that about I think she is everything yes here before me.
I think she like looks she.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Had so much to do while you were out, and
now she's used new schedule. She took over everything.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was crazy, actually didn't Jamie did everything. I don't
do anything now.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Hey, because I've gotten here a couple of minutes late.
Because my stupid son.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You don't need to call that crazy pants this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's what they do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean, how long is this?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, he's not fifteen?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The guy brutal man them just like shitting, so I
had to change him. And it's like I hear like five.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
O five noticing I'm making notes.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Let me know, I got you started ducking pay.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Funny you bring that up.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Funny you bring that up for because I was frantic
trying to get in the studio and in the door
and I got in. Are you friends always.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Coming and going anywhere?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Rhy?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Okay, get into my studio.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, set my ship down and I'm going to unload
my bag and I go, where's my sweater?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Ship must have fallen out in my car or fuck,
holy ship? Maybe I left it at home.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Box in it. Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
No, I'm gonna have to send Jamie out to get
me a red T shirt at Walmart or something.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I don't gonna go on, and so I.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Said, fu, So I go back out to my to
get it and see if it's my car. And I
opened the back door and see it's dropped on the
ground directly in front of.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The door, directly down the door.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
And that's when I realized Thor was already sitting in here.
Thor had to have walked directly over the sweater on
the ground. And Eddy, Eddie, Eddie. Clearly there's a stairwell
with the railing right there, and it's clearly somebody coming
and going from iHeart above place. Don't you pick it
(08:45):
up and lay it and hang it crazy over?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So I saw the sweater. Sweater was actually in between
the door jam. Oh, keeping the door a little open,
so you open.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So here's the d.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I swear to God, I thought this. I thought two things,
and this was the first thing I thought, and I
swear to God, I thought this, We've had issues with
that door either being locked or not closing, so I
thought maybe someone couldn't open it and they left like
their shitty, ugly sweater in between the door jam. You
can open for everybody else, I swear to God. I
(09:21):
thought that, and then I.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Thought all things.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
But I'm saying, there's no like orange cone around, so
I thought maybe and it was such an ugly just
like so and my second thought was maybe that's somebody
else's that they just dropped. But then I'm like, if
I pick it up, do I have to fucking go
around the building and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ask people if it's there? Fuck that?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So I just I kind of just left it my
foot and I kind of kicked it when.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I picked it up. You guys, there's fucking there was
pieces of leaves and ship on it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's why wasn't dirty. I don't want this door to
be open so bogged.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh there's literally there's bar.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
There should be a footbridge from a converse on it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, the bark does make it a little bit more festive,
like a tree
Oh wait, we gotta hurry up, guys. We are supposed
to be going to our staff holiday picture taking here
in just a minute, so we won't be able to
do a very long podcast today because we've got to
get move in here. I see, I'm looking around the
room and I'm seeing, you know, Sky's wearing red today.
(00:21):
She's got a Christmas sweater on doors, wearing red and
green today. Very fat I of course, am wearing red today,
you know, for Christmas, our Christmas holiday picture, Emily. This
is getting ready for a funeral.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
A year completely uncensored and unking filtered except for that part.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The show's after show starts. Now, why do you do this?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Why do I do what?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well? You showed up to my way to the Christmas
party wearing this and and and now we're we're taking
you know, we're taking a staff picture. I know for
the holidays.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So our our boss is very Michael Scott. She loves,
you know, to do wacky things.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Handcakes in the break yes, in the middle of the sales.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So she's very big on these kind of things. So
we have to take this staff picture where we're all
dressed in our Christmas best Yes, okay, so this is
easy for me. I'm already wearing what I would normally
wear today, which is a kick ass Christmas shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Honestly I think it is.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What is the Topper team top, I honestly don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's extreme from Santa Claus coming town best friend. He's
as lost as loss can be. He's from the softball
He's over in the north wall. What is this guy doing?
He's greasy?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh is that why he's wearing the scarf because he's
not usually from feathers be enough, I guess not. I
was Chili man compared to the South South Chili. I
don't think that.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I don't know Sea World.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
They got outside penguins and then inside.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
In the fact we met a penguin, I would assume
the pole is extremely cold and not as cold as
minus fifty six degrees annually.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Sounds lovely for Topper. I think Sky thinking he's from
South America.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah, talking about flops on right, and he just keeps
doing the noise.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
He lost as lost, I've lost to We're all lost.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
There are no penguins in the north Pool. It I
don't know that's what says, don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I feel like a guy named Topper would be a
guy that tops all your story.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
It is weird when that would be. When Chris Kringle
just goes, I'm gonna call you Topper no reason. Yeah,
like why Topper? I don't know because he's topping story.
But he wasn't because he doesn't talk. He just goes.
That's really weird, man, There's no reason to call him Topper.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
He's got no dialogue. That's all he does is quack.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, he's like he's.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
A real penguin. He's like not magic. You know, Well
maybe you can figure out what he wants anyway. So
I have my Team Topper shirt on today. Sky has
her Santa clause. It's a cat sweater.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Sky and I think wore this exact same outfits last year.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh without a without a guy has her.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
One uh sweat. I have my one red eminem Rap
boy hoodie.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You you've used now the eminem Rap boy hoodie for
multiple occasions. It's your Halloween costumes. This is your Christmas
house fist because it's red and green, Like, what the fun? What?
I'm magic?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
My son December fifteenth, Me and my son will wear
it together again.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's weird, okay uh. And then we have our you know, beautiful.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Dark Knight, Dark Knight.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I just like, yeah, yes, yeah, Moleficent over here, who
was always dressed for a funeral.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Always just love the color.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
You're always wearing black.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I know it's an easy color to wear. I've always
worn black. It's always been. I think it's my favorite color.
It's black.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
You're very dark, but it's the opposite of your personality.
You're very light in sunshine.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I really appreciate that, Eddie. It's just easy to easy
to wear, and it's just what I My closet is
almost all black.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wow. I mean, I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You, but you're gonna look like an idiot in this
staff picture.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You're going to stand out.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
I put all my holiday Christmas sweaters and like theme
shirts like Saint Patrick's Day, all my ship in this
one drawer under my bed, and so I went yesterday
when I knew we had to take this photo and.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Open the under there wasn't hiding and so I opened
the drawer.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Didn't see Robert pop out, and I start pulling the
sweaters out because don't ever remember what I have, and
I bought.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
One, and I feel like we go through this every Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Think we do too. I'm not a bit just fine
Christmas sweater? Why not because you.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Like fun and they have like nine two oh and
take by the Bough and like stuff like that Christmas sweater.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
But she wants to be cute. She wants to be
cutean sky, so I pull it out.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I have a black National Poons T shirt that I
put to christmasfaication T shirt that was that was black,
but it's just it wasn't anything.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So I pulled that out. It doesn't but I really really.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Love Okay, I don't know that'd be appropriate for the workhoto.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Probably not.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I pull out another one and it's actually a tan
turtle neck sweater that has one white.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Snowflake on the front.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's awful.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Then I pull out another one and it's you don't
need to say that, it's really cute. And another one
it's a great, some sort of gray sweater with just
like a white bear on it. And then I have
another thing that has teddy bears on it, but it's
like it's all cream colored, so no like reds or greens.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Or anything sparkly like that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Why don't you want to be festive?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know. It's just not my jam at all.
It's just not my jam.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So I did find a black another sweater, but it's
black and it has a tiny little Santa Claus on
it that I brought in with me this morning that
I'm not yet wearing. I haven't been there because I
didn't want to walk around with it all morning.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So weird, there's a Santa on it, really tiny, but
you're gonna be it's a big group photo, like there's
I don't know how many forty fifty people in this photo,
so like, no one's gonna see the Santa gone.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Weird. We we're all wearing well.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
At least our boss will see that I tried. Because
I have a fucking Sants on my shirt. That's all
that matters. And by the way, with this said sweater,
I was walking into work and I had it like
kind of jammed in my purse and I was rushing
as usual and a frantic and I was walking.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I don't know why, but I'm always earlier too with
that about I think she is everything yes here before me.
I think she like looks she.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Had so much to do while you were out, and
now she's used new schedule. She took over everything.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
It was crazy, actually didn't Jamie did everything. I don't
do anything now.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Hey, because I've gotten here a couple of minutes late.
Because my stupid son.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You don't need to call that crazy pants this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's what they do.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I mean, how long is this?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, he's not fifteen?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
The guy brutal man them just like shitting, so I
had to change him. And it's like I hear like five.
Speaker 6 (07:31):
O five noticing I'm making notes.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Let me know, I got you started ducking pay.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Funny you bring that up.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
Funny you bring that up for because I was frantic
trying to get in the studio and in the door
and I got in. Are you friends always.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Coming and going anywhere?
Speaker 6 (07:54):
Rhy?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Okay, get into my studio.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, set my ship down and I'm going to unload
my bag and I go, where's my sweater?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Ship must have fallen out in my car or fuck,
holy ship? Maybe I left it at home.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Box in it. Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
No, I'm gonna have to send Jamie out to get
me a red T shirt at Walmart or something.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I don't gonna go on, and so I.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Said, fu, So I go back out to my to
get it and see if it's my car. And I
opened the back door and see it's dropped on the
ground directly in front of.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
The door, directly down the door.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
And that's when I realized Thor was already sitting in here.
Thor had to have walked directly over the sweater on
the ground. And Eddy, Eddie, Eddie. Clearly there's a stairwell
with the railing right there, and it's clearly somebody coming
and going from iHeart above place. Don't you pick it
(08:45):
up and lay it and hang it crazy over?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:49):
So I saw the sweater. Sweater was actually in between
the door jam. Oh, keeping the door a little open,
so you open.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
So here's the d.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I swear to God, I thought this. I thought two things,
and this was the first thing I thought, and I
swear to God, I thought this, We've had issues with
that door either being locked or not closing, so I
thought maybe someone couldn't open it and they left like
their shitty, ugly sweater in between the door jam. You
can open for everybody else, I swear to God. I
(09:21):
thought that, and then I.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Thought all things.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
But I'm saying, there's no like orange cone around, so
I thought maybe and it was such an ugly just
like so and my second thought was maybe that's somebody
else's that they just dropped. But then I'm like, if
I pick it up, do I have to fucking go
around the building and.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Ask people if it's there? Fuck that?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So I just I kind of just left it my
foot and I kind of kicked it when.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
I picked it up. You guys, there's fucking there was
pieces of leaves and ship on it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's why wasn't dirty. I don't want this door to
be open so bogged.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh there's literally there's bar.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
There should be a footbridge from a converse on it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, the bark does make it a little bit more festive,
like a tree
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