November 18, 2024 • 37 mins
Democrats are stuck on the coasts and have no idea how to relate to middle America anymore. The tranny stuff doesn’t have mass appeal so why do Democrats hold onto it. Why hasn’t Hollywood suffered for all this DEI nonsense. Voting Democrat is voting for more child trafficking. We don’t need more immigration we need deportation.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. It's been an incredible Monday. We'll talk about
Trump's appointments. Apparently Mitch McConnell, a bunch of people in
DC are mad about them. We'll do some illegal immigration talk,
(00:31):
some emails, and then we'll check out it here until tomorrow.
How's that sound. Let's start here because here's a headline
from Life Zet Mitch McConnell reportedly plodding to derailed Trump
cabinet appointments. Just remember remember that talk we just have
last hour about all the money in the defense industry
and military stuff. Well, that goes way beyond just military stuff.
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There's so much money in power or invested in the
status quo, so much money and power. I've compared our
government to a criminal organization before, because that's exactly what
it is. But maybe I should, Maybe I should put
it this way. Picture a huge corporate campus that's amazing. Nike.
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I've never actually been to Nike's campus. I've been close
to it, But have you ever heard about Nike's campus
in Oregon? It's famous. Apparently it has waterfalls and restaurants
and gyms. It's heaven on earth. Really, it's this amazing campus.
So picture this. You have this huge Nike campus in Oregon.
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What if I took over Nike, and I took over
the campus, and then I invited you? You me, maybe
we'd invite Jewish producer Chris. Probably not, but you want
to stand all of us, we would all that's where
we go to work. Only we weren't really worried about
shoes and shirts. We went to live it up. We
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had access to the Nike credit cards, and we're out
there buying lear jets and ping pong tables, maybe some
hamsters for our hamster fights, but we won't get into that.
Right now, we are eating for free in the restaurant.
We are living it up. And let's say this goes
on for a few years. You me, it's partying Nike woo,
it's our place. And then you find out one day
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Nike is about to be under new management. That would
be a bit of a bummer, right the party's about
to end. I've got my Nike credit card? Am I
going to lose that? Every time you hear one of
these establishment types, whether it's Republican or Democrat, and they
bring up the absolute terror they have and these new
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appointments Trump is bringing in that is exactly what you're
listening to. You're listening to the guy who took over Nike.
He's been abusing the company credit card and the restaurant
and the hot tub, and now there's a new CEO
coming in and he's terrified. This is Max Miller of Ohio.
Listen to this loser.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm looking at him as a member of Congress.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
In the job he's talking about, Matt Gats.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm looking at him as a member of Congress in
the job that he has done here, and it has
been a port I'm not the only one who thinks
this way. I just say the quiet part out loud,
and I wish other of my colleagues would have the
same courage to do so. But him, as a member
of Congress, should not be the most powerful law enforcement
individual in our country. And everyone knows it, and he's
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not going to get confirmed. And so this is solely
based off of his job as a member of Congress
within this body that has caused more harm, made us
spend more money, has put us in more paralyzation than
any other member.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, Kim Jeffries was talking about Tulsei Gabbard. Remember Tulsa
Gabbard's going to take over DNI. She's a Russian asset leader, Jeffers,
you're not willing to say she's a Russian asset.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, that's not how I would characterize her at that
this particular juncture.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But I'm open to scrutinizing whatever information is presented to
all of us.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Elisa Alissa Slotkin of Michigan, listen to this one. This
is about Pete Hegseeth.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Heg Seth has also said that any general that was
involved in any of the DEI woke crap has got
to go. Do you expect Donald Trump to fire top
generals who he considers woke?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I don't think you have to interpret anything. I think
they've been very clear that they're putting together some sort
of panel that's going to look at generals, people who
have served their nation their entire lives over multiple administrations,
Democrat and Republican in combat. They are now openly talking
about dismissing them like some sort of kangaroo court. You
can imagine the stress in the Pentagon about that, but
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also in the future of who we are as a
military right, our military and and the role of the
military is in the Constitution for a reason. And I
think we're really at risk of politicizing the military in
a way that we can't put the genie.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Back in the bottle. Here's this is a lady going
back and forth with them on Meet the Press talking
about rf Let's not forget we had a nominee for
HHS secretary in this administration who had never dealt with
healthcare before being nominated. So I think that the notion
there I'm not look, I'm not here to defend.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
He was the attorney general for the state of California.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
This is a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A showing healthcare companies but not anything to do.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
With health.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're all, look, I could I could sit and play
you an hour of various arguments and freak outs about
this guy, that guy, hag Seth Gates whatever. Mitch McConnell
understand that the business the way it is, the criminal
enterprise operating the way it is, it keeps people in power,
It lines people's pockets, and the opposition to any kind
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of change is equal to if they're trying to take
back Nike from you and me. Remember that, that's why
these people freak out. He's not even qualified. He's this
guy might take over the FBI. He said bad things
about the FBI, the DJ That's what all this is about, Jesse.
Let's do some emails. Imagine Commie ambassadors living and working
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on real cowboys, Indians and ranch hands and Walmart workers.
He's saying, we need to relocate the UN to various
parts other parts of the country. Okay, well, let's set
aside the UN for a moment. I have argue. Oh,
I just hit the microphone. I hope that didn't come across.
Shut up, Chris, it did it did? What if I
do this? Chris? Did that come across? What? What do
(06:44):
you mean? Stop it? It's bad for the microphone? Touching
the microphones bad for the microphone? What kind of what
kind of mate? It's a delicate delicate what now a diaphragm, Chris,
It's not a person. It's a microphone. I don't even
think it has a diaphragm. That's one. Two. What kind
of made in China piece of crap is going to
(07:06):
go bad if I tap the microphone? It doesn't have
a diaphragm either. I think I think I know music, Chris,
I think I know anyway. So that was about the
un But one of the main problems, one of the
main problems Democrats have in this country is simply geographical.
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Meaning we've been talking a lot about how they've siloed themselves,
they've isolated themselves, but it is really really obvious when
you talk to them, or even when you just look
at a map, they have isolated themselves physically. So not
only do they not live, work, and worship amongst most
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of the country because they're all in the coasts. They're
all in New York, California, they're all in the coast, Oregon, Seattle,
they're all on the coasts. So all that all the
rest of the country, they don't work those people that
don't know those people because they don't know them, they
can't relate to them, and they have nothing but disdain
for them. Even if you wanted to keep a lot
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of the same crappy Democrat policies in place, you wouldn't
use the language they use if you weren't so completely isolated.
I'll bring it back to what that William Shatner clip
I played for you when he was on Bill Maher earlier.
Listen to that, Listen to this guy, dude, Inflation's fixed.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I don't understand why the Democrats lost.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I well, people will be writing books about it for years,
many reasons. Part of it was, you know, just Biden
should not have stayed on so long.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
That I understand.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But inflation prices have come down, prices, just that alone.
Inflation prices have come down bill worth one hundred million
dollars when eggs double in price. It doesn't change your
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shopping habits at all. If an airline ticket to go
see your mom goes from being four hundred dollars to
nine hundred dollars, it doesn't affect you in even the
tiniest way. In fact, you probably won't even know it,
probably don't even realize it. Probably have a personal assistant.
And it's not that you need to be poor to
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understand what normal people go through, but you have to
be around them. You have to talk to them, you
have to work with them. And if you don't, if
you isolate yourself in these fancy coastal cities, then you
find yourself telling people that why are you complaining about inflation.
It's gone down. Who says that to someone When someone
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comes up to you and says, uh, I'm sad my
dog died, Well you have another dog. You don't say
that when a normal person, when people are crying out,
when they're saying I can't afford to live, I can't
afford this. Inflation's killing me. You can respond in a
million different ways, but the one way you most definitely
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cannot respond is oh, no, it's not Oh that's your imagination. Ah.
I already looked at the numbers. The economy's fine. But
if you isolate yourself geographically and you don't walk the
streets of rural America, that's exactly how you talk. It's
exactly how you talk. Anyway, we're going to talk about
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this illegal immigration story after I do a couple emails,
because the illegal immigration story is going to make me upset,
and I don't want to yell before we get to that.
I want to get to your dog. Fred's been having
a tough time lately. I'll be honest with you. It's
been really tough. Not physically because Fred gets rough greens
with every meal. But see James, my oldest driver's license
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now and now he has a car, and now he'll
just go get in his car and leave. And this
change is not okay with Fred. He his anxiety problems
go through the roof. He ends up staring out the window.
He doesn't understand why did James leave. I'm not with him,
and so we have to spend most of our free
time comforting the dog, who should be an aid to us,
(11:23):
but he's not. And we still want him to live
a really long time because he's part of the family.
And that's why we sprinkle rough Greens on his food
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Slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
still real to me, Dammit the turnstacks. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget. You can
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email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com you
can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seven three. We're gonna get to this
Lake and Riley trial thing in a moment. I'm gonna
do a couple of emails f us, so I don't
blow a gasket here, Jesse. I know how you rail
against Turkey this time of year, and I agree Turkey's gross. However,
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it can be dressed up to be edible for better
or worse, Turkey as a tradition, and we can't be
like the communists who wish to destroy them all. Do
you think Chris wants to eat matza for Passover? That
crap is like cardboard? Chris? Is matza gross? Is this
the cracker? I thought it was Dowier or something. It's
(12:54):
not doe. It's cooked. Is it really gross? It's bland?
Very very Are you people allowed to add salt or
pepper or something to it or something? Honey? Honey's gotta
be kosher. You people have to be able to eat honey.
Maybe some honey honey on the crackers, legit, Chris. My
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mom used to give me saltine crackers and I'd put
a little butter on them. When I was a kid,
that's good. Oh, it's good. Don't don't thumb your nose.
Did you just thumb your nose at Butter? Excuse me, sir,
excuse me, Jesse. Why hasn't there been a boycott on
all Hollywood like bud Light?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, the bud light thing was very, very good, but
we have to understand. Well, let's pause on this. I'll
come back to it because it's gonna explain what I'm
talking about. You know how I used to tell people
whenever it would come up, I would tell people, Hey,
you are far far ahead. You the hyper informed. You're
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far ahead of the masses. You know the problems, you
know who's responsible, you know what needs to be done.
You're way way ahead of the masses. And you're not
going to get any kind of real, real power behind
your movement until the masses show up. Until they catch up.
The masses are where the power is. There can't be
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five of us leading a revolution, right. It takes a lot.
You need the masses to catch up. I've had people
email the show and don't ever do this, but they'll say, hey,
what if we stop paying taxes? One that's illegal. Keep
paying your taxes, that don't want you to go to prison.
But two, congratulations, that's a great strategy. Like ten of
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us would participate and then we'd all go to jail
and no one else would. Yes, that would work if
the masses showed up. But the masses aren't there. They're
way behind us. They're not going to show up. Therefore
it doesn't have any power behind it. Now back to this.
Why did the bud light thing work so well? And
I'm glad it did because it really put a lot
of the corporate world on notice. It showed up so
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well well because for a few different reasons, the masses
were right there with us. Now, one of the main
reasons is the tranny stuff. As I have explained many
times before, I know this has become part of the
Democrat religion, and so I don't know that they'll be
able to dump it try as they may. But everything
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else aside. It's one of the dumbest political moves I've
ever seen in my life to embrace that because it's
too far for most people. It's too far, and so
bud Light. They of course make the critical mistake that
companies make all over the world. They hired a bunch
of Commi women and the Kami women stepped in and
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they took this American brand and they said, you know,
you know it would be amazing. Let's get this dude
who pretends to be a woman and dress him up
and address and have him advertised bud Light. Well that's
the kind of thing. It grosses out really about everybody. Everybody,
and not only this. Think of the balance of it.
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Think how many people were thrilled about it. What five
A couple of tranny activists may have been thrilled, But
you grossed out millions, and you didn't balance that with
thrilling millions. You didn't thrill anybody. So it was just
completely stupid. But another thing that made it easy another
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or i should say another thing that made that so effective,
is it was easy to do something about it. Easy
to do something about it, meaning, well, there's a lot
of beer. There's local beers, there's other national beers. There's
all kinds of different kinds of beer. I know, because
of my youth, I used to drink all of it.
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There's all kinds of beer out there. You don't have
to buy bud Light. And if you're a dude, especially
peer pressure from your boys, It is very, very effective,
and it matters. I watched it happen at multiple neighborhood
get togethers and football games and parties. After this happened,
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I watched bud light be a punchline. God forbid. If
someone walked in with it, we would just get ridden
into the ground. But even guys who didn't, they'd get ridden.
If they showed up without it, we'd all say, surprise,
you didn't bring bud light. Ha ha ha. You seem
like a bud light guy. And this is just for
non political people too. It became a oh gosh, I
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don't want to be caught bringing bud light. I don't
want to be thought of as one of those. And
since it was so easy to change, bud Light suffered
and still suffers to this day. Why hasn't Hollywood suffered? Well, one,
they are suffering. You don't see it because the books
in Hollywood don't often get exposed and people don't track them.
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But Hollywood is suffering badly. They haven't suffered as badly
because it's easy for me to pick a different beer.
I still want to take my families to a movie,
and we haven't had many options. Now our options are
growing there, but we haven't had many options. We don't
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Right,
let's talk about something. I'm going to try not to
get mad because I'm going to go on and make
fun of Nancy Pelosi. And we're going to talk about
the CNN report about how long you should sit on
the toilet. But let's just get this done. Lake and Riley.
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You remember the Linke and Riley story, that beautiful young
lady who was murdered by this illegal piece of trash,
and it was not a great death. I'll put it
to you that way. I have been following the trial
and that young lady suffered at the hands of this barbarian.
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He hunted her down like an animal, like the animal
he is, and he killed her. And when you hear that,
this is Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu. I want you to
listen to what she says, because then we're going to
talk about these people and what they've done.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
What will Boston's response be if these mass deportations take place.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Yeah, Look, elections have consequences, and the federal government is
responsible for a certain set of actions and cities. No
individual city can reverse or override some parts of that.
But what we can do is make sure that we
are doing our part to protect our residents in every
possible way, that we are not cooperating with those efforts
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that actually threaten the safety of everyone by causing widespread
fear and having large scale economic impact.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
If you vote for Democrats, that's who you vote for.
You vote for the people who brought this monster into
the country on purpose with your mind. How did you get.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
To Athens Eco Moon? You gotta in New York?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
This is from jose Eborro's trial. I want you to
listen to this.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Listen how did you get to Athens Eco Moon? You
gotta ath? In New York? We ask in Manhattan and
Hotel Roofi Brucevelle Brucevelle in Manhattan. In Manhattan, we requested
for humanitarian fly to come here to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Humanitarian flight. Listen to what Tom Holman said to this
was preventable.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
This administration came in and unsecured the most the most
secure border we have on purpose. This person was not
only released into the United States, he was giving a
free airline ticket to the city of his choice. He
was giving free lodging, he was getting free food. Right now,
his attorney's being paid by the United States taxpayers. They
didn't have to do this. We had the most secure
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border in my lifetime. When President Trump had illig immigration.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Don ninety Democrats flew that monster into the country on
your dime, on purpose, and then they flew him to
Atlanta where he massacred that young lady. And don't you
dare wash your hands of that. If you're one of
the communists who listens to this show, that's what you support.
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Maybe that's not what you want to support. Maybe you've
lied to yourself and said, well, it's just one or two.
It's not one or two. I could do entire shows
on the American families who have been massacred, raped, assault
by the monsters Democrat. Let Democrats let into this country
on purpose. And if you vote Democrat, if you support Democrats,
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that's exactly what you support. That's exactly who you are.
Democrats let that person into the country on purpose, and
in fact, they flew him around the country with our money,
and they flew him down to Georgia where he took
that young lady's life. And so it's made a lot
of news today that Trump confirms that he's planning to
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declare a national emergency and probably use the United States
military to initiate mass deportations. Just remember these stories when
that happens, because when that happens, the media is going
to go crazy, and they're going to play every sobbing
child and talk about this before. They're going to play
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on your emotions. They're going to play on your discomfort,
and they're going to act as if something terrible is
happening under Trump. Something deeply, deeply evil happened with the
Biden administration and what they did with that border in
this country, and it's going to take drastic steps to
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reverse it. Entire nations emptied their prisons onto our soil.
And the monsters that we flew in, You and I,
You and I paid for those plane tickets. The monsters
they flew in then prayed on our women and children
in this country prayed on them, and Democrats did it
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on purpose. And Democrats to this day in this country,
from pritzkerg to this witch Mayor of Boston Michelle Woo
to Gavin Newsom are still running to the news every
chance they get, announcing their intention to stop the removal
of these savages. If you vote Democrat, that's who you are.
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Don't wash your hands of it. That's who you are.
If that's what you're fine with, then that's what you're
fine with. But that's what you've done. If you voted Democrat,
you did this. If you voted for Joe Biden, you
did this. If you voted for Kamala Harris, you try
to do it again, you try to do more of it.
Don't wash your hands of it. You own that young
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lady's death now. And that brings me to people like
Mike Johnson again. Do we have to talk about negotiations
again and negotiating positions? Can we not go on the
news and say things like this to solve this problem.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We do need work visas, We need to encourage legal
immigration and these work propose.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, we don't. We have plenty of legal immigrants here.
In fact, we have way too many as well. No
we don't. Can we please stop with this pathetic line
of well, I mean we need a lot more legal immigration.
No we don't. We have tons of Americans and guess what,
the Americans are out of work. We've been wiped out
job wise. No we don't. We need deportations. That's what
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we need, lots of them. Yeah, freaking stand these people.
You know what, let's talk about sitting on the toilet.
CNN says not to sit on the toilet for more
than ten minutes. That's what doctors are warning, not to
sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes. I
will just say how long your bathroom breaks are. It's
up to you. But when you have kids, that can
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be the only piece and quiet you'll ever have in
your life. So don't tell me I only have ten minutes.
I may go in there. You may not see me
again that night. You may never see me again. Oracle,
last Friday, you were talking about gladiators in their weapons.
So I have a nerdy question about sci fi weapons, namely,
which is a cooler melee weapon, the lightsaber from Star
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Wars or the chain sword from the Warhammer forty K game.
He said the latter is exactly what you think a
chainsaw sword. Personally, I'm partial to it. His name is Brian.
All Right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, and
I know you're gonna make fun of me for being
award hold. I've had safety concerns about the lightsaber for
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a long time. Listen to me, Chris. It's got to
just be a push button. I've looked at those lightsabers.
I've seen not all the Star Wars movies, but I've
seen enough of them. It's not as if there's some
locking system on there. You press a button and there's shoo.
That's a sound it makes. This thing comes out that
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cuts everything. What Chris? What Chris said? There's no safety
on a glock either. You have the trigger pool that
counts as safety on a glock. Chris. You know the
only safety I need is right here, Chris. It's my
index finger. That's the only safety I need. No, No,
a lightsaber is always just dangling around on your on
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your hip. What if you fat finger the button or
something like that, You're dead or the waitress is dead
beside you. Jown up. You can't go back to this, Ihop.
I have had huge concerns about the lightsaber when it
comes to safety for the longest time, and I have
never seen a good hand guard. You know. You can't
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have just a handle and then a lightsaber on it.
That's how you lose a finger. There's a reason all
the old swords had some kind of a guard to
guard your fingers on there. So I'm not really familiar
with the chainsaw sword, but that's what I want, just
purely for safety reasons. Let's talk about Nancy Pelosi in
headlines Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the
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it would be disrespectful to those to those who served. Chris. Sorry,
I will tell you what I will do, though, I'll
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you can. I'm just helping you, Chris. I want you
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if you wouldn't mind tell Chris about the discounts you
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and your family get so he can enjoy those through
you as well. We're just here to help Chris. Democrats
are anger with Nancy Pelosi again. Remember that talk we
had way, way way at the beginning of the show
about power and about how all of history is this
lesson of being careful what you do with power, because
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eventually you're probably gonna lose it, and if you're not
careful with it, you're definitely going to lose it. It's
just the lesson is there over and over and over again.
And yet human beings, whenever they get it, they operate
as if they will always have it. It is in
our nature and it is in all of our nature.
I should point out Nancy Pelosi for the longest time,
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she swung a big carried a big stick in the
House of Representatives. And remember back to the Senate leadership fight.
Remember why it's obviously not her winning personality. Why did
Nancy Pelosi have so much power for so long? Because
Nancy Pelosi was a fundraising juggernaut. She just had the
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ability to raise huge portion, huge quantities of money, and
then she would dole that money out to various people
in the House, people running for the House. And so
she eventually filled up the House of Representatives with a
bunch of Democrats who owed her, They owed her favors,
they owed her her vote, and so she kept getting
to be Speaker of the House, and she kept being
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the most powerful woman in DC for the longest time.
And Nancy Pelosi ruled her party with an iron fist.
She did very, very look, she did well with it
when they had to have the votes on something. It
wasn't everything, but when they absolutely positively had to have
the votes on something. I mean, honestly, Barack Obama better
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have Nancy Pelosi on his Christmas card list for the
rest of his life, because without Nancy Pelosi there banging
heads together, Obamacare never gets through the House of Representatives.
It doesn't happen. Nancy Pelosi twisted every arm, broke every rule,
did everything she had to do to ensure that his
signature piece of legislation got through. Except Pelosi got old.
(32:02):
Didn't want to bounce around the country raising money anymore.
Just wanted it to be her and Paul and whatever
companion Paul has over and a couple bottles of vodka.
And that's all Grandma Vodka really wanted out of life.
And so she gave it up, and she handed over
the reins of power to Hakeem Jeffries. Only it's really
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hard for these powerful people to not be important anymore.
There are forty three, four hundred and thirty five members
of the United States House of Representatives. You are a
political person. You're the hyper informed. As I say, Let
me ask you, how many do you think you could
name off the top of your head right now? Chris Corey?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Chris Cheese? Chris, do you even listen when we do
the show? Are you what?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Gosh, Chris Corey, Corey, how many do you think you
could name? You know what? I'm sorry I even asked
these two. Let me just focus on you and me
for now. You two are out. You two are obviously out.
I don't even know what you do when I talk
all day long. I bet I could name thirty or forty.
I bet I could probably name thirty or forty. And
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that's ten percent. Think about that. Wait a minute, No,
that's not ten percent, but it's twenty twenty five. I
can't name the majority of the House of Representatives. Just
because you're in the House doesn't mean you become a celebrity.
It doesn't mean you become a national name. Everybody in
the United States of America knows who Nancy Pelosi is.
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That's real power, real fame. And now she's not the
Speaker of the House anymore. Here's a headline from town Hall.
Democrats to Pelosi, sit down and shut up, and apparently
they went to Axios. Various members spoke to Axios anonymously
about how they felt about Nancy Pelosi's media blitz. They
(33:57):
felt it was disrespectful to House my minority leader Hakeem Jeffries,
and frankly that California liberals should sit down and shut up.
That's what they said. According to Axios, she can't do it.
They can't let go of the power. They can't do it.
You how do you feel in the afternoon? Do you
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go get some of those. And now here's a headline
go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to reports that Kamala Harris paid one million dollars
to or for Oprah town Hall or false. It turns
out she spent two point five million dollars it was
(35:46):
the FAKEUS campaign I've ever seen in my life. Politics
is such a fake thing anyway, and yet Dome somehow
managed to outfake every other faker who's ever faked it.
It's astounding. Haitian migrants fleeing Springfield, Oh High after the
Trump victory. That is great news for the people of Springfield.
Maybe not great news if they have a pet smart
(36:07):
over eight hundred IRS employees oh millions in back taxes
after audits are pushed by Ernst. Eight hundred IRS employees
owe millions in taxes. These people get into these government
jobs and it's just a license to steal, a license
to break the law. It is amazing. And Chris asked how, Chris,
(36:28):
I don't think you want to know how many government
employees make six figures. I really don't think you want
to know how common that is. It's amazingly common. Governor JB.
Pritzker pushes a radical transgender agenda in response to Donald
Trump's election. Some Democrats have learned, some have not. That's
hope none of them learn. Michigan Democrats look to remove
(36:50):
competence exam requirement to become a social worker. Yeah, because
the requirements to become a social worker. Were very clearly
so strict before. Anyway, you can email the show Jesse
at jessekellyshow dot com, leave us a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three We'll do
(37:11):
it again tomorrow. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday. It's been an incredible Monday. We'll talk about
Trump's appointments. Apparently Mitch McConnell, a bunch of people in
DC are mad about them. We'll do some illegal immigration talk,
(00:31):
some emails, and then we'll check out it here until tomorrow.
How's that sound. Let's start here because here's a headline
from Life Zet Mitch McConnell reportedly plodding to derailed Trump
cabinet appointments. Just remember remember that talk we just have
last hour about all the money in the defense industry
and military stuff. Well, that goes way beyond just military stuff.
(00:56):
There's so much money in power or invested in the
status quo, so much money and power. I've compared our
government to a criminal organization before, because that's exactly what
it is. But maybe I should, Maybe I should put
it this way. Picture a huge corporate campus that's amazing. Nike.
(01:22):
I've never actually been to Nike's campus. I've been close
to it, But have you ever heard about Nike's campus
in Oregon? It's famous. Apparently it has waterfalls and restaurants
and gyms. It's heaven on earth. Really, it's this amazing campus.
So picture this. You have this huge Nike campus in Oregon.
(01:46):
What if I took over Nike, and I took over
the campus, and then I invited you? You me, maybe
we'd invite Jewish producer Chris. Probably not, but you want
to stand all of us, we would all that's where
we go to work. Only we weren't really worried about
shoes and shirts. We went to live it up. We
(02:09):
had access to the Nike credit cards, and we're out
there buying lear jets and ping pong tables, maybe some
hamsters for our hamster fights, but we won't get into that.
Right now, we are eating for free in the restaurant.
We are living it up. And let's say this goes
on for a few years. You me, it's partying Nike woo,
it's our place. And then you find out one day
(02:33):
Nike is about to be under new management. That would
be a bit of a bummer, right the party's about
to end. I've got my Nike credit card? Am I
going to lose that? Every time you hear one of
these establishment types, whether it's Republican or Democrat, and they
bring up the absolute terror they have and these new
(02:54):
appointments Trump is bringing in that is exactly what you're
listening to. You're listening to the guy who took over Nike.
He's been abusing the company credit card and the restaurant
and the hot tub, and now there's a new CEO
coming in and he's terrified. This is Max Miller of Ohio.
Listen to this loser.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I'm looking at him as a member of Congress.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
In the job he's talking about, Matt Gats.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I'm looking at him as a member of Congress in
the job that he has done here, and it has
been a port I'm not the only one who thinks
this way. I just say the quiet part out loud,
and I wish other of my colleagues would have the
same courage to do so. But him, as a member
of Congress, should not be the most powerful law enforcement
individual in our country. And everyone knows it, and he's
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not going to get confirmed. And so this is solely
based off of his job as a member of Congress
within this body that has caused more harm, made us
spend more money, has put us in more paralyzation than
any other member.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, Kim Jeffries was talking about Tulsei Gabbard. Remember Tulsa
Gabbard's going to take over DNI. She's a Russian asset leader, Jeffers,
you're not willing to say she's a Russian asset.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, that's not how I would characterize her at that
this particular juncture.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
But I'm open to scrutinizing whatever information is presented to
all of us.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Elisa Alissa Slotkin of Michigan, listen to this one. This
is about Pete Hegseeth.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Heg Seth has also said that any general that was
involved in any of the DEI woke crap has got
to go. Do you expect Donald Trump to fire top
generals who he considers woke?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I don't think you have to interpret anything. I think
they've been very clear that they're putting together some sort
of panel that's going to look at generals, people who
have served their nation their entire lives over multiple administrations,
Democrat and Republican in combat. They are now openly talking
about dismissing them like some sort of kangaroo court. You
can imagine the stress in the Pentagon about that, but
(04:56):
also in the future of who we are as a
military right, our military and and the role of the
military is in the Constitution for a reason. And I
think we're really at risk of politicizing the military in
a way that we can't put the genie.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Back in the bottle. Here's this is a lady going
back and forth with them on Meet the Press talking
about rf Let's not forget we had a nominee for
HHS secretary in this administration who had never dealt with
healthcare before being nominated. So I think that the notion
there I'm not look, I'm not here to defend.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
He was the attorney general for the state of California.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
This is a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
A showing healthcare companies but not anything to do.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
With health.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're all, look, I could I could sit and play
you an hour of various arguments and freak outs about
this guy, that guy, hag Seth Gates whatever. Mitch McConnell
understand that the business the way it is, the criminal
enterprise operating the way it is, it keeps people in power,
It lines people's pockets, and the opposition to any kind
(06:00):
of change is equal to if they're trying to take
back Nike from you and me. Remember that, that's why
these people freak out. He's not even qualified. He's this
guy might take over the FBI. He said bad things
about the FBI, the DJ That's what all this is about, Jesse.
Let's do some emails. Imagine Commie ambassadors living and working
(06:24):
on real cowboys, Indians and ranch hands and Walmart workers.
He's saying, we need to relocate the UN to various
parts other parts of the country. Okay, well, let's set
aside the UN for a moment. I have argue. Oh,
I just hit the microphone. I hope that didn't come across.
Shut up, Chris, it did it did? What if I
do this? Chris? Did that come across? What? What do
(06:44):
you mean? Stop it? It's bad for the microphone? Touching
the microphones bad for the microphone? What kind of what
kind of mate? It's a delicate delicate what now a diaphragm, Chris,
It's not a person. It's a microphone. I don't even
think it has a diaphragm. That's one. Two. What kind
of made in China piece of crap is going to
(07:06):
go bad if I tap the microphone? It doesn't have
a diaphragm either. I think I think I know music, Chris,
I think I know anyway. So that was about the
un But one of the main problems, one of the
main problems Democrats have in this country is simply geographical.
(07:26):
Meaning we've been talking a lot about how they've siloed themselves,
they've isolated themselves, but it is really really obvious when
you talk to them, or even when you just look
at a map, they have isolated themselves physically. So not
only do they not live, work, and worship amongst most
(07:48):
of the country because they're all in the coasts. They're
all in New York, California, they're all in the coast, Oregon, Seattle,
they're all on the coasts. So all that all the
rest of the country, they don't work those people that
don't know those people because they don't know them, they
can't relate to them, and they have nothing but disdain
for them. Even if you wanted to keep a lot
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of the same crappy Democrat policies in place, you wouldn't
use the language they use if you weren't so completely isolated.
I'll bring it back to what that William Shatner clip
I played for you when he was on Bill Maher earlier.
Listen to that, Listen to this guy, dude, Inflation's fixed.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
I don't understand why the Democrats lost.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
I well, people will be writing books about it for years,
many reasons. Part of it was, you know, just Biden
should not have stayed on so long.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
That I understand.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But inflation prices have come down, prices, just that alone.
Inflation prices have come down bill worth one hundred million
dollars when eggs double in price. It doesn't change your
(09:06):
shopping habits at all. If an airline ticket to go
see your mom goes from being four hundred dollars to
nine hundred dollars, it doesn't affect you in even the
tiniest way. In fact, you probably won't even know it,
probably don't even realize it. Probably have a personal assistant.
And it's not that you need to be poor to
(09:28):
understand what normal people go through, but you have to
be around them. You have to talk to them, you
have to work with them. And if you don't, if
you isolate yourself in these fancy coastal cities, then you
find yourself telling people that why are you complaining about inflation.
It's gone down. Who says that to someone When someone
(09:52):
comes up to you and says, uh, I'm sad my
dog died, Well you have another dog. You don't say
that when a normal person, when people are crying out,
when they're saying I can't afford to live, I can't
afford this. Inflation's killing me. You can respond in a
million different ways, but the one way you most definitely
(10:14):
cannot respond is oh, no, it's not Oh that's your imagination. Ah.
I already looked at the numbers. The economy's fine. But
if you isolate yourself geographically and you don't walk the
streets of rural America, that's exactly how you talk. It's
exactly how you talk. Anyway, we're going to talk about
(10:36):
this illegal immigration story after I do a couple emails,
because the illegal immigration story is going to make me upset,
and I don't want to yell before we get to that.
I want to get to your dog. Fred's been having
a tough time lately. I'll be honest with you. It's
been really tough. Not physically because Fred gets rough greens
with every meal. But see James, my oldest driver's license
(11:00):
now and now he has a car, and now he'll
just go get in his car and leave. And this
change is not okay with Fred. He his anxiety problems
go through the roof. He ends up staring out the window.
He doesn't understand why did James leave. I'm not with him,
and so we have to spend most of our free
time comforting the dog, who should be an aid to us,
(11:23):
but he's not. And we still want him to live
a really long time because he's part of the family.
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Slash Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It's
still real to me, Dammit the turnstacks. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Don't forget. You can
(12:10):
email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com you
can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three seven
seven four three seven three. We're gonna get to this
Lake and Riley trial thing in a moment. I'm gonna
do a couple of emails f us, so I don't
blow a gasket here, Jesse. I know how you rail
against Turkey this time of year, and I agree Turkey's gross. However,
(12:31):
it can be dressed up to be edible for better
or worse, Turkey as a tradition, and we can't be
like the communists who wish to destroy them all. Do
you think Chris wants to eat matza for Passover? That
crap is like cardboard? Chris? Is matza gross? Is this
the cracker? I thought it was Dowier or something. It's
(12:54):
not doe. It's cooked. Is it really gross? It's bland?
Very very Are you people allowed to add salt or
pepper or something to it or something? Honey? Honey's gotta
be kosher. You people have to be able to eat honey.
Maybe some honey honey on the crackers, legit, Chris. My
(13:17):
mom used to give me saltine crackers and I'd put
a little butter on them. When I was a kid,
that's good. Oh, it's good. Don't don't thumb your nose.
Did you just thumb your nose at Butter? Excuse me, sir,
excuse me, Jesse. Why hasn't there been a boycott on
all Hollywood like bud Light?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, the bud light thing was very, very good, but
we have to understand. Well, let's pause on this. I'll
come back to it because it's gonna explain what I'm
talking about. You know how I used to tell people
whenever it would come up, I would tell people, Hey,
you are far far ahead. You the hyper informed. You're
(13:57):
far ahead of the masses. You know the problems, you
know who's responsible, you know what needs to be done.
You're way way ahead of the masses. And you're not
going to get any kind of real, real power behind
your movement until the masses show up. Until they catch up.
The masses are where the power is. There can't be
(14:18):
five of us leading a revolution, right. It takes a lot.
You need the masses to catch up. I've had people
email the show and don't ever do this, but they'll say, hey,
what if we stop paying taxes? One that's illegal. Keep
paying your taxes, that don't want you to go to prison.
But two, congratulations, that's a great strategy. Like ten of
(14:38):
us would participate and then we'd all go to jail
and no one else would. Yes, that would work if
the masses showed up. But the masses aren't there. They're
way behind us. They're not going to show up. Therefore
it doesn't have any power behind it. Now back to this.
Why did the bud light thing work so well? And
I'm glad it did because it really put a lot
of the corporate world on notice. It showed up so
(14:59):
well well because for a few different reasons, the masses
were right there with us. Now, one of the main
reasons is the tranny stuff. As I have explained many
times before, I know this has become part of the
Democrat religion, and so I don't know that they'll be
able to dump it try as they may. But everything
(15:24):
else aside. It's one of the dumbest political moves I've
ever seen in my life to embrace that because it's
too far for most people. It's too far, and so
bud Light. They of course make the critical mistake that
companies make all over the world. They hired a bunch
of Commi women and the Kami women stepped in and
(15:46):
they took this American brand and they said, you know,
you know it would be amazing. Let's get this dude
who pretends to be a woman and dress him up
and address and have him advertised bud Light. Well that's
the kind of thing. It grosses out really about everybody. Everybody,
and not only this. Think of the balance of it.
(16:08):
Think how many people were thrilled about it. What five
A couple of tranny activists may have been thrilled, But
you grossed out millions, and you didn't balance that with
thrilling millions. You didn't thrill anybody. So it was just
completely stupid. But another thing that made it easy another
(16:30):
or i should say another thing that made that so effective,
is it was easy to do something about it. Easy
to do something about it, meaning, well, there's a lot
of beer. There's local beers, there's other national beers. There's
all kinds of different kinds of beer. I know, because
of my youth, I used to drink all of it.
(16:52):
There's all kinds of beer out there. You don't have
to buy bud Light. And if you're a dude, especially
peer pressure from your boys, It is very, very effective,
and it matters. I watched it happen at multiple neighborhood
get togethers and football games and parties. After this happened,
(17:13):
I watched bud light be a punchline. God forbid. If
someone walked in with it, we would just get ridden
into the ground. But even guys who didn't, they'd get ridden.
If they showed up without it, we'd all say, surprise,
you didn't bring bud light. Ha ha ha. You seem
like a bud light guy. And this is just for
non political people too. It became a oh gosh, I
(17:35):
don't want to be caught bringing bud light. I don't
want to be thought of as one of those. And
since it was so easy to change, bud Light suffered
and still suffers to this day. Why hasn't Hollywood suffered? Well, one,
they are suffering. You don't see it because the books
in Hollywood don't often get exposed and people don't track them.
(17:55):
But Hollywood is suffering badly. They haven't suffered as badly
because it's easy for me to pick a different beer.
I still want to take my families to a movie,
and we haven't had many options. Now our options are
growing there, but we haven't had many options. We don't
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Remember
you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Right,
let's talk about something. I'm going to try not to
get mad because I'm going to go on and make
fun of Nancy Pelosi. And we're going to talk about
the CNN report about how long you should sit on
the toilet. But let's just get this done. Lake and Riley.
(20:10):
You remember the Linke and Riley story, that beautiful young
lady who was murdered by this illegal piece of trash,
and it was not a great death. I'll put it
to you that way. I have been following the trial
and that young lady suffered at the hands of this barbarian.
(20:36):
He hunted her down like an animal, like the animal
he is, and he killed her. And when you hear that,
this is Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu. I want you to
listen to what she says, because then we're going to
talk about these people and what they've done.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
What will Boston's response be if these mass deportations take place.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Yeah, Look, elections have consequences, and the federal government is
responsible for a certain set of actions and cities. No
individual city can reverse or override some parts of that.
But what we can do is make sure that we
are doing our part to protect our residents in every
possible way, that we are not cooperating with those efforts
(21:16):
that actually threaten the safety of everyone by causing widespread
fear and having large scale economic impact.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
If you vote for Democrats, that's who you vote for.
You vote for the people who brought this monster into
the country on purpose with your mind. How did you get.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
To Athens Eco Moon? You gotta in New York?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
This is from jose Eborro's trial. I want you to
listen to this.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
Listen how did you get to Athens Eco Moon? You
gotta ath? In New York? We ask in Manhattan and
Hotel Roofi Brucevelle Brucevelle in Manhattan. In Manhattan, we requested
for humanitarian fly to come here to Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Humanitarian flight. Listen to what Tom Holman said to this
was preventable.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
This administration came in and unsecured the most the most
secure border we have on purpose. This person was not
only released into the United States, he was giving a
free airline ticket to the city of his choice. He
was giving free lodging, he was getting free food. Right now,
his attorney's being paid by the United States taxpayers. They
didn't have to do this. We had the most secure
(22:29):
border in my lifetime. When President Trump had illig immigration.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Don ninety Democrats flew that monster into the country on
your dime, on purpose, and then they flew him to
Atlanta where he massacred that young lady. And don't you
dare wash your hands of that. If you're one of
the communists who listens to this show, that's what you support.
(22:52):
Maybe that's not what you want to support. Maybe you've
lied to yourself and said, well, it's just one or two.
It's not one or two. I could do entire shows
on the American families who have been massacred, raped, assault
by the monsters Democrat. Let Democrats let into this country
on purpose. And if you vote Democrat, if you support Democrats,
(23:15):
that's exactly what you support. That's exactly who you are.
Democrats let that person into the country on purpose, and
in fact, they flew him around the country with our money,
and they flew him down to Georgia where he took
that young lady's life. And so it's made a lot
of news today that Trump confirms that he's planning to
(23:38):
declare a national emergency and probably use the United States
military to initiate mass deportations. Just remember these stories when
that happens, because when that happens, the media is going
to go crazy, and they're going to play every sobbing
child and talk about this before. They're going to play
(24:02):
on your emotions. They're going to play on your discomfort,
and they're going to act as if something terrible is
happening under Trump. Something deeply, deeply evil happened with the
Biden administration and what they did with that border in
this country, and it's going to take drastic steps to
(24:23):
reverse it. Entire nations emptied their prisons onto our soil.
And the monsters that we flew in, You and I,
You and I paid for those plane tickets. The monsters
they flew in then prayed on our women and children
in this country prayed on them, and Democrats did it
(24:46):
on purpose. And Democrats to this day in this country,
from pritzkerg to this witch Mayor of Boston Michelle Woo
to Gavin Newsom are still running to the news every
chance they get, announcing their intention to stop the removal
of these savages. If you vote Democrat, that's who you are.
(25:11):
Don't wash your hands of it. That's who you are.
If that's what you're fine with, then that's what you're
fine with. But that's what you've done. If you voted Democrat,
you did this. If you voted for Joe Biden, you
did this. If you voted for Kamala Harris, you try
to do it again, you try to do more of it.
Don't wash your hands of it. You own that young
(25:32):
lady's death now. And that brings me to people like
Mike Johnson again. Do we have to talk about negotiations
again and negotiating positions? Can we not go on the
news and say things like this to solve this problem.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
We do need work visas, We need to encourage legal
immigration and these work propose.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, we don't. We have plenty of legal immigrants here.
In fact, we have way too many as well. No
we don't. Can we please stop with this pathetic line
of well, I mean we need a lot more legal immigration.
No we don't. We have tons of Americans and guess what,
the Americans are out of work. We've been wiped out
job wise. No we don't. We need deportations. That's what
(26:18):
we need, lots of them. Yeah, freaking stand these people.
You know what, let's talk about sitting on the toilet.
CNN says not to sit on the toilet for more
than ten minutes. That's what doctors are warning, not to
sit on the toilet for more than ten minutes. I
will just say how long your bathroom breaks are. It's
up to you. But when you have kids, that can
(26:40):
be the only piece and quiet you'll ever have in
your life. So don't tell me I only have ten minutes.
I may go in there. You may not see me
again that night. You may never see me again. Oracle,
last Friday, you were talking about gladiators in their weapons.
So I have a nerdy question about sci fi weapons, namely,
which is a cooler melee weapon, the lightsaber from Star
(27:02):
Wars or the chain sword from the Warhammer forty K game.
He said the latter is exactly what you think a
chainsaw sword. Personally, I'm partial to it. His name is Brian.
All Right, I'm gonna go ahead and say it, and
I know you're gonna make fun of me for being
award hold. I've had safety concerns about the lightsaber for
(27:29):
a long time. Listen to me, Chris. It's got to
just be a push button. I've looked at those lightsabers.
I've seen not all the Star Wars movies, but I've
seen enough of them. It's not as if there's some
locking system on there. You press a button and there's shoo.
That's a sound it makes. This thing comes out that
(27:51):
cuts everything. What Chris? What Chris said? There's no safety
on a glock either. You have the trigger pool that
counts as safety on a glock. Chris. You know the
only safety I need is right here, Chris. It's my
index finger. That's the only safety I need. No, No,
a lightsaber is always just dangling around on your on
(28:12):
your hip. What if you fat finger the button or
something like that, You're dead or the waitress is dead
beside you. Jown up. You can't go back to this, Ihop.
I have had huge concerns about the lightsaber when it
comes to safety for the longest time, and I have
never seen a good hand guard. You know. You can't
(28:32):
have just a handle and then a lightsaber on it.
That's how you lose a finger. There's a reason all
the old swords had some kind of a guard to
guard your fingers on there. So I'm not really familiar
with the chainsaw sword, but that's what I want, just
purely for safety reasons. Let's talk about Nancy Pelosi in
headlines Hang on. Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the
(28:59):
Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday. Of course, it's been
an amazing money if you miss any part of the
show down theread the whole thing on iHeart on Spotify
on iTunes. Jewish producer Chris is hilariously trying to get
my gove x login info from me so he can
receive the same discounts. But the answer Chris is no,
(29:19):
it would be disrespectful to those to those who served. Chris. Sorry,
I will tell you what I will do, though, I'll
let you know about everything I get discounts on, so
you could what so you can live through me? So
you can. I'm just helping you, Chris. I want you
to know what, Look, Corey, Corey'll tell you too, Corey,
if you wouldn't mind tell Chris about the discounts you
(29:41):
and your family get so he can enjoy those through
you as well. We're just here to help Chris. Democrats
are anger with Nancy Pelosi again. Remember that talk we
had way, way way at the beginning of the show
about power and about how all of history is this
lesson of being careful what you do with power, because
(30:07):
eventually you're probably gonna lose it, and if you're not
careful with it, you're definitely going to lose it. It's
just the lesson is there over and over and over again.
And yet human beings, whenever they get it, they operate
as if they will always have it. It is in
our nature and it is in all of our nature.
I should point out Nancy Pelosi for the longest time,
(30:33):
she swung a big carried a big stick in the
House of Representatives. And remember back to the Senate leadership fight.
Remember why it's obviously not her winning personality. Why did
Nancy Pelosi have so much power for so long? Because
Nancy Pelosi was a fundraising juggernaut. She just had the
(30:54):
ability to raise huge portion, huge quantities of money, and
then she would dole that money out to various people
in the House, people running for the House. And so
she eventually filled up the House of Representatives with a
bunch of Democrats who owed her, They owed her favors,
they owed her her vote, and so she kept getting
to be Speaker of the House, and she kept being
(31:16):
the most powerful woman in DC for the longest time.
And Nancy Pelosi ruled her party with an iron fist.
She did very, very look, she did well with it
when they had to have the votes on something. It
wasn't everything, but when they absolutely positively had to have
the votes on something. I mean, honestly, Barack Obama better
(31:37):
have Nancy Pelosi on his Christmas card list for the
rest of his life, because without Nancy Pelosi there banging
heads together, Obamacare never gets through the House of Representatives.
It doesn't happen. Nancy Pelosi twisted every arm, broke every rule,
did everything she had to do to ensure that his
signature piece of legislation got through. Except Pelosi got old.
(32:02):
Didn't want to bounce around the country raising money anymore.
Just wanted it to be her and Paul and whatever
companion Paul has over and a couple bottles of vodka.
And that's all Grandma Vodka really wanted out of life.
And so she gave it up, and she handed over
the reins of power to Hakeem Jeffries. Only it's really
(32:23):
hard for these powerful people to not be important anymore.
There are forty three, four hundred and thirty five members
of the United States House of Representatives. You are a
political person. You're the hyper informed. As I say, Let
me ask you, how many do you think you could
name off the top of your head right now? Chris Corey?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Chris Cheese? Chris, do you even listen when we do
the show? Are you what?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Gosh, Chris Corey, Corey, how many do you think you
could name? You know what? I'm sorry I even asked
these two. Let me just focus on you and me
for now. You two are out. You two are obviously out.
I don't even know what you do when I talk
all day long. I bet I could name thirty or forty.
I bet I could probably name thirty or forty. And
(33:14):
that's ten percent. Think about that. Wait a minute, No,
that's not ten percent, but it's twenty twenty five. I
can't name the majority of the House of Representatives. Just
because you're in the House doesn't mean you become a celebrity.
It doesn't mean you become a national name. Everybody in
the United States of America knows who Nancy Pelosi is.
(33:36):
That's real power, real fame. And now she's not the
Speaker of the House anymore. Here's a headline from town Hall.
Democrats to Pelosi, sit down and shut up, and apparently
they went to Axios. Various members spoke to Axios anonymously
about how they felt about Nancy Pelosi's media blitz. They
(33:57):
felt it was disrespectful to House my minority leader Hakeem Jeffries,
and frankly that California liberals should sit down and shut up.
That's what they said. According to Axios, she can't do it.
They can't let go of the power. They can't do it.
You how do you feel in the afternoon? Do you
(34:19):
feel powerful or do you feel like you need a
cup of coffee? You know, chalk is there to help
you feel better. It's not like you're just going to
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go get some of those. And now here's a headline
go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to reports that Kamala Harris paid one million dollars
to or for Oprah town Hall or false. It turns
out she spent two point five million dollars it was
(35:46):
the FAKEUS campaign I've ever seen in my life. Politics
is such a fake thing anyway, and yet Dome somehow
managed to outfake every other faker who's ever faked it.
It's astounding. Haitian migrants fleeing Springfield, Oh High after the
Trump victory. That is great news for the people of Springfield.
Maybe not great news if they have a pet smart
(36:07):
over eight hundred IRS employees oh millions in back taxes
after audits are pushed by Ernst. Eight hundred IRS employees
owe millions in taxes. These people get into these government
jobs and it's just a license to steal, a license
to break the law. It is amazing. And Chris asked how, Chris,
(36:28):
I don't think you want to know how many government
employees make six figures. I really don't think you want
to know how common that is. It's amazingly common. Governor JB.
Pritzker pushes a radical transgender agenda in response to Donald
Trump's election. Some Democrats have learned, some have not. That's
hope none of them learn. Michigan Democrats look to remove
(36:50):
competence exam requirement to become a social worker. Yeah, because
the requirements to become a social worker. Were very clearly
so strict before. Anyway, you can email the show Jesse
at jessekellyshow dot com, leave us a voicemail eight seven
seven three seven seven four three seven three We'll do
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it again tomorrow. That's all
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