January 28, 2025 • 37 mins
The doomsday clock is 89 seconds from midnight, oh my! The Biden administration knew where these illegal criminals were and left them alone. Pete Hegseth taking action against Mark Milley, security detail, access, maybe one of his stars. We won't get the reckoning we want for Fauci.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday on a Friday on a Tuesday. It's not
a Friday at all, you dummy, Chris. It was Chris
who said it was Friday on a Tuesday. We'll talk
about some ice deportations this hour. I'm gonna do something
(00:34):
to open up the hour that I don't want to
do it all, but it's a favor to Chris. So
we'll get to that. We'll get to some emails, all that.
We got to talk a little bit of China, dorito shapes,
and other important things. Now before I even get into
the ice stuff, Chris has asked, so I'm gonna play
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this little story about the doomsday claw.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It is the determined of the Science and Security Board
of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists that the world
has not made sufficient progress on existential risks threatening all
of humanity. We thus move the clock forward. In setting
the clock closer to midnight, we send a storic signal.
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Because the world is already perwerlously close to the precipice.
Any move towards midnight should be taken as an indication
of extreme danger and an unmistakable warning. Every second of
delay in reversing course increases the probability of global disaster.
It is now eighty nine seconds to midnight. This is
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the closest the world has ever been to midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You ever wonder why kids who feel neglected at home
act out in school? You every one of that. This
will come back to the scientists and the doomsday clock
in a moment. You're one of that. Here's one of
the main reasons kids will act out in school and
frankly act out at home. They're not getting attention, and
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it is part of human nature. We are all born.
We all want to feel heard. We all want to
feel important, we all want to feel seen. We all
want to feel like we matter. And so I get
that about you and about me, and about well Chris
doesn't matter, and about Corey and about I totally understand
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that way of thinking. And I'm the same way too.
It's not like I'm separating myself from that. I want
to feel seen and heard. I mean, granted, I have
this job, which isn't really a job, so everybody sees
and hears me. But you understand what I mean. We
all want to feel important. We all want to feel
like we matter, and so I do get that, But
do we really need a bulletin of atomic scientists? One?
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And Two? If you are one of these scientists and
you get together with you and your dork buddies, how
do you gain any relevance for your group? What do
you do? You come up with some ridiculous, asinine doomsday
clock thing, and then you put out some scary sounding
press release that you and all your nerd scientists friends
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have gotten together in your nerdium and you've figured out
that we definitely are all about to die. In fact,
we've advanced it eighty nine seconds, and everybody should take
this extremely seriously. No, Chris, I'm not spending any time
on the lame, pathetic doomsday clock story because I find
all this stuff to be utterly ridiculous. What, Chris, what?
(03:43):
What do you mean? You just wanted to play some
Motley Crue?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I got ten seconds to midnight? Chris, we talked about that.
You put this stupid story on the soundboard so you
could play a Motley Crue song. Chris, Do I have
that right? That's the level of thinking. We're end of
the show you know what that's fair. I kind of
respected Ice is arrested one thousand illegals on just the
sixth day already.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It brings up an interesting point. Hot Air wrote this,
I've talked about this on the air, but here's the
headline from hot Air. Ice knew where the criminal aliens
were in majorcius and Biden kept them free. Did you
hear this from a Texas public safety guide.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, we've seen like a pig one to eighty from
one day to the next. We're seeing more arrest being
majors seen throughout the country as well more support now
at the federal level, which we never have for the
last four years. Everything that we did in text, especially
when Governorrabbit has done with Operation All Star, has been
challenged every step of the way by our own federal
government when it came to infrastructure, when it came to
criminal rest. Now that we can actually go out there
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and have a more aggressive stance on board security and
actually focus more on that transnational criminal activity and focus
more on criminal arrest, it gains It's much more leverage
now and working together with our federal.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's not enough to just celebrate the deportations. That is wonderful.
It is wonderful. We are being aggressive, we are not
backing off, we're not letting the media dictate things. All
these things are wonderful. It has been a wonderful first week.
It's awesome, and you should feel good. But we must
remember how evil the communists were the federal government under
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the Biden administration. The federal government brought in as many
criminals as humanly possible, knew where all of them were,
and not only didn't arrest them, prevented others from doing so.
That's how evil Democrats are. Now, if you are an
older Democrat listening to the sound of my voice, you
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have got to change your ways because your party is
of the freaking devil. Now what, Chris, what? Yes, a
good point, Chris said trend de Aragua. By the way,
the Trump administration, they're snatching those guys up as fast
as humanly possible. They were pulling out the fingernails of
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Americans inside of American apartment complexes to extort money from people.
The Biden administration knew who they were, knew where they were,
knew about the crimes, and prevented their arrest and deportation.
That's how deeply evil Democrats are. Now you can't vote
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Democrat anymore. Listen to the relief. Listen to this Ice
Field director. Listen to the relief.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We're doing is we're targeting the worst first, right, That's
who we're getting. We're focusing on those targets. We're not
targeting people in schools, We're not targeting people in churches.
We're targeting people who are the worst. You know, there's
a chance they're going to go to some of those places.
And this administration has kind of taken some of the
handcuffs off of us in a way right where we're
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leaving the discretion with their officers, and our officers are
drained to make good decisions out there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Listen to the President of the United States of America.
You realize this is how every president, Democrat or Republicans
should speak.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
We'll respected again, Isn't that nice? You know, after years
of laughing at us like we're stupid people. And as
you saw yesterday, we've made it clear to every country
that they will be taking back our people that were
sending out the criminals, that the illegal aliens coming from
their countries were taking them back, and they're going to
take them back fast, and if they don't, they'll pay
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a very high economic price.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Gosh, I'm having a good time, but don't forget where
we came from, Jesse. Listening to your Friday podcast, your
Sloppy Joe recipe sounds amazing. We all need you to
publish this bad boy. Hmm. Maybe I'm with you. His
name is John, it's OB's recipe. But maybe I should start.
Hear me out, Chris, what if I start to started
(07:58):
taking obs recipes, putting my name on them, and publishing them. No,
hear me out. I'll give her note credit and whenever
she makes it at home, I'll snap a picture of
it and I'll be like, hey, just whipped up this fetichini? What? Chris? What?
That's a good point. I am a world famous author already,
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and I'll explain to her that really isn't everything about
us anyway. She shouldn't be selfish with this whole thing.
I'll just take ownership by the recipes, publish everything. Act
like I know my way around the kitchen. How about that, Jesse,
I saw the email segment where you said you don't
care much for barbecue or sweet meats. If you haven't already,
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you should try Carolina style barbecue. Okay, now I know
my fellow Texans are gonna come for me when I
say this one. I do like barbecue. I'm just not
big on barbecue sauce. You know. I like sausages and briskets.
I just don't like sweet meats. I don't like sweet
ketchup bee sauce on things I don't enjoy it. I
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was very unsure the first time I went to Memphis.
I was very unsure what I was gonna think about
Tennessee barbecue. And I found out I loved it. Then
I ended up in Raleigh, which I love. Rally is
one of my favorite towns. I ended up in Raleigh
and I had never been. I'd never spent significant time
in North Carolina. Ended up in Raleigh, and I thought, Okay,
(09:26):
I'm gonna go see what this stupid North Carolina barbecue
is all about. And I could not have been more
dismissive of it. It's gonna suck, it's gonna be vinegary,
it's gonna be it might be my favorite barbecue. Oh, Chris, Chris, see, Chris,
I knew he was gonna freak out. Chris, let me
ask you. I'm just asking have you had it? Now?
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Have you had it in North Carolina? Chris says he's
had it and he dislikes it. You don't like that stuff, man,
I thought I thought it was gonna be too vinegary
to man, it hits just right for this man. Oh,
I love some Carolina barbecue. You know what else is good?
White barbecue sauce. You know that's a thing, Gosh, Chris,
(10:12):
and you're from the South, it's a thing. White sauce. Man,
you're crazy. Try it on some wings, trust me on that.
And no, not ranch, Chris. It's white barbecue sauce. Chris,
It's so ridiculous. Did you at least switch to Pure Talk?
Hopefully at least you did that. And see, I knew
well when it comes to saving money, you can always
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(10:34):
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(10:57):
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(11:18):
five zero and say Jesse Kelly. Tonight's the night to
switch Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be
back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Tuesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And yes, I haven't
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got to it yet, and I don't have much to
say about it other than that it's awesome. The Pete
hagg Seth Mark Millie thing from earlier today, maybe you
are out on the news, but here's what happened. Pete
hagg Seth walks into the Pentagon. He ensures the third
and final or second I'm sorry, the second and final
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Mark Milly portrait in the Pentagon is removed. He has
taken away Mark Milly's security clearance. That's a very, very
very big deal. As I explained the other night, these
generals these former spooks and whatnot. A lot of their
money is based on them still having that security clearance.
So he stripped him of that, and he's directed the
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IC to go ahead and investigate Milly to what end,
to strip him of one of his stars for actions
he undertook as Donald Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Remember Mark Milly publicly, we've played the audio for you
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on this show. Publicly stated that he would call China
and give them a heads up before Trump did anything.
That alone, frankly land the guy in Fort Leavenworth. But
what happened was underneath Trump, every part of the system
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lost its mind and acted as if stopping Trump was
all that mattered. There are no more laws, there are
no more norms, there's no more nothing. Charge him, kill him,
whatever you have to do. Just get Trump at all costs.
And as I warned all of you communists every single
chance I got during Trump's first term, I warned you
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the danger with pushing all your chips to the center
of the table, the danger with going all in is
you can lose it all. You gave out the last
of your public trust, the last credibility you'll ever have.
You gave everything up and the interest of stopping Trump.
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You failed and now it's going to cost you dearly.
But you couldn't control your demonic nature. No communists can.
If it makes you feel better, if you're one of
the communists, hate listening, no communists can, right, So you're
not alone. If you ever have a real, genuine moment
of self reflection, how do we get here? Why is
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this happening? You'll figure out that you are partially at
fault for it, Communists. If you ever come to that realization,
you should know your inability to control yourself, well, it's
part of the reason that you became a communist to
begin with. And it's a character trait you share with
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every other communist. They just can't keep their demonic nature
in check, and so they destroy and line destroy, and
line destroy, and line destroy and line in it. And
it's obvious to everyone from the outside looking in. You
know this is gonna end, right, this is gonna end.
It's gonna end poorly. That's obvious for everyone on the
outside looking in. But the communists can't stop. You can't
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stop think about what it just comes to illegal immigration.
We'll take Joe Biden out of this because it was
the communists around Joe Biden who did it. But from
top to bottom in the Biden administration, they ensured that
four years, that for four years, they would bring as
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many foreigners into the country as they could. From homeland security,
border patrol ice wasn't allowed to do everything. They created
an app. They created an.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
App for illegals to bypass the border. There's just an
app on your phone. They created an app to do it.
And at no point in time, as they were bringing
in rapist and murder and rapist and murder, and the
crimes started increasing in the country and the unrest. Remember
how much audio we've played for you out of New
York Chicago, how much anger there was that the from
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the American people towards them for doing this.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No matter how much destruction they no matter how much rape, murder,
anger they saw it, they never backed off. They could
never slow down. Just ah, destroy more, destroy more. It's
the communist nature. He can't help himself. Dear medium size hands,
beef and broccoli with the side of white rice is
better than your burgers. Okay, we don't take prank emails here, Jesse.
(16:19):
You've discussed at length in your recent parallel parking victory,
as well as the spelling the vicious rumor you utilized
auto park, which I did not utilize auto park. In
support of your argument, my wife routinely parallel parked a
one ton duly in midtown Atlanta and parking garages in downtown.
That being said, she knocked over a dude on a
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nineteen eighty seven BMW motorcycle in a gas station parking
lot two months ago. Point being, While lucky streaks do exist,
eventually the true colors shine. He said. His name is Jimmy.
There's no luck involved in how I parked, or no
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luck involved whatsoever. I feel my way along the road.
You know what I was thinking about today? TGI Fridays.
They used to have. Did they still around it? They
still exist? Well, TGI Fridays used to have. I know
they don't have this anymore. They used to have a
(17:23):
cheeseburger and it was called something lame. It was seriously
called like the extra cheesy cheesy crunch burger of cheeses
and something like that. But it had a fried mozzarella
like puck. It was shaped like a hot hockey puck
that was on the burger. And then they served you
the cheeseburger like that, and then they brought a cup
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of queso of dipping cheese with the burger, and you
took the burger that essentially had a mozzarella stick on it,
and you dunked it in the cheese. I still have
dreams about that burger. I can't believe they took it away.
What Chris, Yes, the doctor gave me a clean deal
of health. Chris, I will admit I haven't heard back
on the actual blood work yet, but everything else looked fine,
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So I'm sure that's fine. That's the big deal. A
big deal. I need a new person around here. That's
why I'm going to go to ZipRecruiter. See, it's time
to stop these clearly flawed hiring practices I've been using
here in the studio, and it's time to go to
the place employers prefer the most, and that's ZipRecruiter. That's
(18:31):
where all the quality employees are. They're already sitting there
waiting for you. We're not talking about some lag time here. Well,
hopefully within a month I can find a secretary. No,
they're waiting there already. There's a reason so many people
use ZipRecruiter. Four out of five employers who post on
ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate in the first day day one.
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You can try it for free at ZipRecruiter dot com
slash jesse. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Do you
want to let a Chris or a Corey drag your
business down? Or do you want to go to the
next level? ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Don't make the
mistakes I've made. We'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, coming back in to stranglehold.
How about that Doug m Hoff's theme song. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember if you
missed any part of the show, he can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Chris, you want to
hear something majorly immature. You know how we've been calling
Kamala here is Dome for the longest time, and Trump
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is out here now talking about Well.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Here first is to immediately begin the construction of a
state of the art iron Dome missile defense shield, which.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Will every time he says iron Dome, I think about
Kamala Harrison. I laughed to myself, and I know that's immature.
I get it, but I can't help it. It makes
me snicker. And now now I kind of want you
guys to do something with that information. Can we put
like a picture of Kamala Harris dressed up as Iron
Man or something? No, that's too much, you know what.
I take it back. None of this was as good
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as I thought it was going to be. Let's move
on to the emails, shall we. Hey, Jesse, I'm curious.
I know they pardon Fauci from future prosecution here in America,
but can they prosecute him in other countries? For all
the deaths and that Listen, We've had certain subjects and
certain stories that really they catch your interest more than
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we think they're going to, or a rant I will
do about something. So oftentimes it's a throwaway thing and
it's just something that sticks with you. The pardoning of
Fauci is one of the things. I always knew it
would make you mad. I always knew it would make
me mad. I'm very mad about it. I did not
realize how far and wide the anger would go about
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Joe Biden pardoning Fauci. We get I don't know how
many emails a day about this specific thing. How can
he do this? Can we still get him in this steak?
Can they get him in this country? Can they get
him in the Listen, They're not going to get him, Okay,
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he's not going to be prosecuted the way he should be.
He's going to make his ridiculous government pension plus whatever
they're paying him. I think he's at Georgetown now for teaching.
I'm sure one class a year at Georgetown. I'm sure
he's making half million a year to do the bare minimum.
God only knows. But he's going to live out the
rest of his days on this earth in luxury. And
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not only that, I'm sorry, I'm telling you the truth.
It's not just that he's going to make a great living,
live in a nice house. Because the system still loves Fauci,
because he's still a hero to them. He will still
have opportunities that you and I will never ever have, Okay,
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opportunities like somebody's gonna call him tomorrow. I don't know
if this will happen tomorrow. Someone's gonna call him tomorrow,
and the call is going to be this, Hey, Johnny,
billionaire He's got a twenty thousand foot mansion in Dubai.
He really wants you to come to this party he's
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hosting in July, and he's going to fly you over
there via his private jet luxury vacation, and he's gonna
pay you fifty thousand dollars for it. I know that
sounds crazy, but that's the life those people live now.
That's the life of the politically connected and the famous
and stuff like that. That's the life they live now.
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I first started getting introduced to this life when I
got to know one of my friends, one of my neighbors.
He is a manager at a big, big, big car company.
I'm not going to say who it is, but I'm
not talking about Ford, the Chevy or anything like that,
although they do sell one of those types of cars,
but a big car dealership and it's a big one,
a mega one. And here in Houston. He had a
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member of the Houston Astros come down for it was
one of those things. Of course, they advertised it all
over the radio. And I'm not going to tell you
the name of the Astros player, but hey, come meet
this guy. I'll use a filler name. Come meet Bob
with a Houston Astros at Jesse Kelly Ford, And of
course it wasn't Ford, but at Jesse Kelly Ford. Come
down and meet Bob. They can find out about our
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great deals, no interest financing, all that other used car stuff.
Well I was talking to him about this and I
found out he paid this Astros player fifty thousand dollars
for three hours. Now what did he have to do.
He had to show up at the car dealership. He
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had to shake hands, kiss babies, say hi to anybody,
anyone who bought a car, if I remember right, got
to take a picture with him, and they had a
booth set up there. But for three hours of work,
this baseball player made fifty thousand dollars. That make you
a little bit sick. Now, this is for an Astros
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baseball player. Think about the market that's out there, the
things people will pay relatively famous people to come do things.
That's just the market. That's how it goes. And back
to Fauci. Fauci will live that life for the rest
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of his life. He got pardoned. He's not going to
go to jail. He's not going to have a public
trial for crimes against humanity. This on this earth it
is hard to come by, and oftentimes you never see it.
But just because you don't see it here doesn't mean
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it doesn't happen. Okay, I am sorry, genuinely sorry that
you and I will not get to see Fauci go
down for what he did, because I remember, I mean,
you remember the sadness, the anger that that little tyrant
just destroyed. So many people saying goodbye to your freaking
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father on a zoom call, just awful children unable to
bury their parents. You've see any of those heartbreaking videos
of old married couples, you know, been married sixty years
and they're not allowed to see each other, faces pressed
against the glass. I mean that the medical industry in
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this country really did reveal some truly ugly things about
themselves during COVID. Maybe you've forgotten. I have not forgotten.
I remember who works in medicine in this country. Jesse.
I believe you're a good dad who raised good kids.
But this is hypothetical. If one of your boys had
turned you into the Feds over January sixth, you get cooked,
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and now Trump pardons you. When you go back to
your house, you're making the little nark move out right, Um,
that's so hard to say, because my boys would never
turn me into the Feds, and I'd never turned them
into the feds. Uh. Boy, that's a tough question. But
moving out, it's the bare minimum. I don't know that
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I would ever talk to them again if for me,
for a Kelly, you don't ever turn against family, not ever.
There's not something that's done. Maybe that's an irish thing.
I don't know. It's a very clannish thing. I realize that.
But you don't ever turn against the family, period, end
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of story. Not to anybody, and for most people, or
for I shouldn't say for most people, for a lot
of people. They believe that I tell my sons. I
tell my sons never to knark on each other to me,
never to put your brother in bad like, because you
know they're teenage boys and they get along great. They're
wonderful boys, don't get me wrong, but you know they
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love to get Hey, dad, I heard so ands. I
heard he stayed up too late last night. And I'll
tell them right now. Boys, I'm going to be dead
and gone long before your brother will. You and your
brother will be together for life. You protect your brother.
You don't ever sell him out even to me, your
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brother comes before that. So I don't know, I don't know.
I do know this. I'm really really enjoying this well
respected again, Isn't that nice?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You know? After years of laughing at us like we're
stupid people. And as you saw yesterday, we've made it
clear to every country that they will be taking back
our people that we're sending out the criminals, that the
illegal aliens coming from their countries, We're taking them back,
and they're gonna take them back fast, and if they don't,
they'll pay a very high economic price.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey, Jesse, will the sanctuary cities slash states be swayed
by the withholding of federal funds or will they double down? Now?
That's an interesting answer because Trump just came out today
with the chemical castration stuff with kids and said no
more of this, or you'll lose federal funds. Now, as
it pertains to the cities and states protecting illegals, will
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that work? Let's talk about that next.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Jesse Kelly returns Next.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Member. If you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Okay, so the guy asked
the city's states, these sanctuary cities that are we're gonna
protect the illegals here that will hold with holding of
federal funds. Will it work? Probably not. Here's why the
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cities and states. Yes, they need the money because they
can't print money like the United States government. But did
you see Letitia James today? Letitia James today? And I'm
not changing the subject to stay with me. I'm not
going to play it for you. But she came out
and hey, we're going to challenge this thing that Donald
Trump is doing. It's unconstitutional. Whatever. Letitia James, she's the
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attorney general. I'm sorry, she's the age of New York.
I don't want to make her sound like America's age.
She's the Attorney jow of New York. Did she hurt
her career or help her career by her ridiculous lawfair
against Trump? She helped her career. She's going to be
a governor. Now, she's going to be a senator. Now,
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she's going to be something now. Adam Schiff, Adam Schiff
is the most scummy little weasel in why d C.
And the way he conducted himself when Trump got elected
was beyond embarrassing. The endless lies in the propaganda and
just the nastiest, most disgusting behavior. Did it hurt Adam Schiff? Well,
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his title Wood now is Senator shift because he went
from being in the House to the Senate, won a
bruising California primary. Why he was the one at the
forefront of getting Trump. So like this mayor of Denver.
The only time you saw the mayor of Denver, Mike
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Johnston is his name. The only time you saw him
really cave on working with Ice is when they threatened
to throw him in prison. He's not worried about Denver.
Our God never thinks about Denver, never never crosses his mind.
He's a communist. He's trying to destroy everything and trying
to promote himself. He's trying to be the next Senator
of Colorado, the next governor of Colorado. And so if
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Denver gets screwed out of some federal funding and all
of a sudden the streets are covered with potholes, and
the schools are falling apart and all these things, Mike
Johnston doesn't lose even the tiniest amount of sleep over it,
because he's only worried about himself. He's only worried about
getting elected to the next higher office. And there's no
better way to do that in Democrat circles. If you're
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in a blue area, the best way to advance, to
get promoted, to move on up is to show yourself
as the resistance to Trump. That's a fact. Now. I
wanted to touch on this really quickly. China is holding
drills in the Philippines. We're close to the Philippines. I
guess I should say America's doing the same thing. I
(31:46):
am hearing that the saber rattling from China, it's still there,
and they are still building a military that is designed
to take out our military. If they are showing a
more willing attitude, if you will, to work with us
than they have the past four years. So that's another
(32:09):
thing you can feel good about. Now, I feel good
about my blender. You ever said that about your blender?
Have you ever looked at your blender and said, yeah,
you're the best I have. My blender has a name.
It's called the Obliterator. What's your blender called nothing? You
know why? Because you didn't go to Chefman and get
(32:29):
an obliterator. The Obliterator looks so good at won design Awards,
but to be honest, I really don't care about that
at all. I care about the fact that it actually
has this auto sensor on it and it blends everything perfectly.
The only way I can gut down that kale disgusting
smoothie that ob makes every single morning is the Obliterator
(32:50):
liquefies everything in it, so all I have to do
is just get a straw and suck it down. Go
get yourself a premium blead without having to blow hundreds
of dollars Chefman dot com, c H E F M
A N dot com or I mean they sell him
(33:11):
in Walmart. They'll get it wherever you want. Go get
an obliterator, Dear Jesse, I was listening to some so
called experts say Fauci's pardon would help insure a thorough investigation. Again,
I'm sorry about Fauci. I'm sorry about the pardon. Look,
if you feel bad, just take a minute and make
fun of Jim Acosta.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
It is never a good time to bow down to
a tyrant. I've always believed it's the job of the
press to hold power to account. I've always tried to
do that here at CNN, and I plan on going
doing all of that in the future. One final message,
don't give into the line.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Remember when Trump beat him.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Up on the Russian investigation? Are you concerned that that
you may have?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Not concerned about anything you may investigation because it's a hoax.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Are you that's enough? Put down the mic this president.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Mister president, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
CNN should be ashamed of itself having you working for them.
You are a rude, terrible person. You shouldn't be working
for CNN.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Go ahead. I think that's on your very rude person.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
The way you treat Sarah Huckabee is horrible, and the
way you treat other people are horrible.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You shouldn't treat people that way. Go ahead. And now
Jim a Costas leaving because they were moving him to midnight.
I can't take all the winning. It's just too much fun.
And now here's a headline. But you know that, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to you. Justice
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Department finds more than a dozen key officials on former
special counsel Jack Smith Team oh fires not fines fires
more than a dozen key officials, on top of the
Mark Millie stuff, on top of the stripping, the Fauci
and Pompeo of security stuff. Maybe, just maybe, some of
these people are starting to ask themselves, did I do
(35:09):
something wrong? Dorito's confirms a change to the shape of
its iconic chips. I almost had the big one when
I saw this headline, but then I dug into it
and I saw it was just some kind of marketing
gimmick because there's a Minecraft movie coming out. Gosh, hell
lame Denmark to spend two billion dollars beefing up the
(35:31):
military capabilities in Greenland. Okay, seriously, Denmark, if we want Greenland,
if we want to take it militarily, and I'm not
saying I want to take it militarily, do you really
think that Denmark's military dropping a couple billion is going
to do anything to stop us from taking it? Denmark,
(35:53):
come on, put the guns down. But don't you feel
like it. Do you feel like you're dealing with children?
Come on, put put it down. Just it down before
someone gets hurt, because that someone's probably gonna be you.
Serious sabotage. Sweden impounds a ship after another Baltic cable cut.
There's something really weird going on in the Baltic and
that these gigantic underwater cables keep getting cut, these underwater
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lines keep getting blown up. Who or what is in
the water. What if it's a monster? Chris No, Chris, listen, No,
it's not China or Russia. Why do you have to
be so practical all the time. What if it's a
prehistor hear me out, don't roll your eyes. What if
it's a dinosaur. They've never caught it. And now I
(36:41):
didn't say it was locked nets monster, Chris No. This
one's bigger and scarier than lock nests. And it senses
things coming off of the cables. It's tearing them up
and it's just laying down there waiting for divers to
come fix them, and the divers will be eaten. This
is that's a good idea. No one's ever come up
with a movie like this before, but I just did.
(37:04):
I will leave you until tomorrow with my movie idea.
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Friday on a Friday on a Tuesday. It's not
a Friday at all, you dummy, Chris. It was Chris
who said it was Friday on a Tuesday. We'll talk
about some ice deportations this hour. I'm gonna do something
(00:34):
to open up the hour that I don't want to
do it all, but it's a favor to Chris. So
we'll get to that. We'll get to some emails, all that.
We got to talk a little bit of China, dorito shapes,
and other important things. Now before I even get into
the ice stuff, Chris has asked, so I'm gonna play
(00:55):
this little story about the doomsday claw.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
It is the determined of the Science and Security Board
of the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists that the world
has not made sufficient progress on existential risks threatening all
of humanity. We thus move the clock forward. In setting
the clock closer to midnight, we send a storic signal.
(01:19):
Because the world is already perwerlously close to the precipice.
Any move towards midnight should be taken as an indication
of extreme danger and an unmistakable warning. Every second of
delay in reversing course increases the probability of global disaster.
It is now eighty nine seconds to midnight. This is
(01:42):
the closest the world has ever been to midnight.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
You ever wonder why kids who feel neglected at home
act out in school? You every one of that. This
will come back to the scientists and the doomsday clock
in a moment. You're one of that. Here's one of
the main reasons kids will act out in school and
frankly act out at home. They're not getting attention, and
(02:11):
it is part of human nature. We are all born.
We all want to feel heard. We all want to
feel important, we all want to feel seen. We all
want to feel like we matter. And so I get
that about you and about me, and about well Chris
doesn't matter, and about Corey and about I totally understand
(02:34):
that way of thinking. And I'm the same way too.
It's not like I'm separating myself from that. I want
to feel seen and heard. I mean, granted, I have
this job, which isn't really a job, so everybody sees
and hears me. But you understand what I mean. We
all want to feel important. We all want to feel
like we matter, and so I do get that, But
do we really need a bulletin of atomic scientists? One?
(02:58):
And Two? If you are one of these scientists and
you get together with you and your dork buddies, how
do you gain any relevance for your group? What do
you do? You come up with some ridiculous, asinine doomsday
clock thing, and then you put out some scary sounding
press release that you and all your nerd scientists friends
(03:20):
have gotten together in your nerdium and you've figured out
that we definitely are all about to die. In fact,
we've advanced it eighty nine seconds, and everybody should take
this extremely seriously. No, Chris, I'm not spending any time
on the lame, pathetic doomsday clock story because I find
all this stuff to be utterly ridiculous. What, Chris, what?
(03:43):
What do you mean? You just wanted to play some
Motley Crue?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I got ten seconds to midnight? Chris, we talked about that.
You put this stupid story on the soundboard so you
could play a Motley Crue song. Chris, Do I have
that right? That's the level of thinking. We're end of
the show you know what that's fair. I kind of
respected Ice is arrested one thousand illegals on just the
sixth day already.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
And.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It brings up an interesting point. Hot Air wrote this,
I've talked about this on the air, but here's the
headline from hot Air. Ice knew where the criminal aliens
were in majorcius and Biden kept them free. Did you
hear this from a Texas public safety guide.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, we've seen like a pig one to eighty from
one day to the next. We're seeing more arrest being
majors seen throughout the country as well more support now
at the federal level, which we never have for the
last four years. Everything that we did in text, especially
when Governorrabbit has done with Operation All Star, has been
challenged every step of the way by our own federal
government when it came to infrastructure, when it came to
criminal rest. Now that we can actually go out there
(04:47):
and have a more aggressive stance on board security and
actually focus more on that transnational criminal activity and focus
more on criminal arrest, it gains It's much more leverage
now and working together with our federal.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
It's not enough to just celebrate the deportations. That is wonderful.
It is wonderful. We are being aggressive, we are not
backing off, we're not letting the media dictate things. All
these things are wonderful. It has been a wonderful first week.
It's awesome, and you should feel good. But we must
remember how evil the communists were the federal government under
(05:22):
the Biden administration. The federal government brought in as many
criminals as humanly possible, knew where all of them were,
and not only didn't arrest them, prevented others from doing so.
That's how evil Democrats are. Now, if you are an
older Democrat listening to the sound of my voice, you
(05:42):
have got to change your ways because your party is
of the freaking devil. Now what, Chris, what? Yes, a
good point, Chris said trend de Aragua. By the way,
the Trump administration, they're snatching those guys up as fast
as humanly possible. They were pulling out the fingernails of
(06:04):
Americans inside of American apartment complexes to extort money from people.
The Biden administration knew who they were, knew where they were,
knew about the crimes, and prevented their arrest and deportation.
That's how deeply evil Democrats are. Now you can't vote
(06:30):
Democrat anymore. Listen to the relief. Listen to this Ice
Field director. Listen to the relief.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We're doing is we're targeting the worst first, right, That's
who we're getting. We're focusing on those targets. We're not
targeting people in schools, We're not targeting people in churches.
We're targeting people who are the worst. You know, there's
a chance they're going to go to some of those places.
And this administration has kind of taken some of the
handcuffs off of us in a way right where we're
(06:55):
leaving the discretion with their officers, and our officers are
drained to make good decisions out there.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Listen to the President of the United States of America.
You realize this is how every president, Democrat or Republicans
should speak.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
We'll respected again, Isn't that nice? You know, after years
of laughing at us like we're stupid people. And as
you saw yesterday, we've made it clear to every country
that they will be taking back our people that were
sending out the criminals, that the illegal aliens coming from
their countries were taking them back, and they're going to
take them back fast, and if they don't, they'll pay
(07:32):
a very high economic price.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Gosh, I'm having a good time, but don't forget where
we came from, Jesse. Listening to your Friday podcast, your
Sloppy Joe recipe sounds amazing. We all need you to
publish this bad boy. Hmm. Maybe I'm with you. His
name is John, it's OB's recipe. But maybe I should start.
Hear me out, Chris, what if I start to started
(07:58):
taking obs recipes, putting my name on them, and publishing them. No,
hear me out. I'll give her note credit and whenever
she makes it at home, I'll snap a picture of
it and I'll be like, hey, just whipped up this fetichini? What? Chris? What?
That's a good point. I am a world famous author already,
(08:19):
and I'll explain to her that really isn't everything about
us anyway. She shouldn't be selfish with this whole thing.
I'll just take ownership by the recipes, publish everything. Act
like I know my way around the kitchen. How about that, Jesse,
I saw the email segment where you said you don't
care much for barbecue or sweet meats. If you haven't already,
(08:41):
you should try Carolina style barbecue. Okay, now I know
my fellow Texans are gonna come for me when I
say this one. I do like barbecue. I'm just not
big on barbecue sauce. You know. I like sausages and briskets.
I just don't like sweet meats. I don't like sweet
ketchup bee sauce on things I don't enjoy it. I
(09:06):
was very unsure the first time I went to Memphis.
I was very unsure what I was gonna think about
Tennessee barbecue. And I found out I loved it. Then
I ended up in Raleigh, which I love. Rally is
one of my favorite towns. I ended up in Raleigh
and I had never been. I'd never spent significant time
in North Carolina. Ended up in Raleigh, and I thought, Okay,
(09:26):
I'm gonna go see what this stupid North Carolina barbecue
is all about. And I could not have been more
dismissive of it. It's gonna suck, it's gonna be vinegary,
it's gonna be it might be my favorite barbecue. Oh, Chris, Chris, see, Chris,
I knew he was gonna freak out. Chris, let me
ask you. I'm just asking have you had it? Now?
(09:48):
Have you had it in North Carolina? Chris says he's
had it and he dislikes it. You don't like that stuff, man,
I thought I thought it was gonna be too vinegary
to man, it hits just right for this man. Oh,
I love some Carolina barbecue. You know what else is good?
White barbecue sauce. You know that's a thing, Gosh, Chris,
(10:12):
and you're from the South, it's a thing. White sauce. Man,
you're crazy. Try it on some wings, trust me on that.
And no, not ranch, Chris. It's white barbecue sauce. Chris,
It's so ridiculous. Did you at least switch to Pure Talk?
Hopefully at least you did that. And see, I knew
well when it comes to saving money, you can always
count on Chris, you see. And then when Puretalk does
(10:34):
things like giving out free phones, you see with qualifying
plans forty five bucks a month right now, that's qualifying plan.
You can get a free iPhone fourteen or a free
Simsung Galaxy. Pure Talk is the mobile phone company that
doesn't use your money to dump all over your culture,
in your values. They're the patriotic one who ceo fought
(10:57):
for this place. They hire Americans. They're on this same
five gene network and now you can get unlimited talk, text,
twenty five gigs of data and a mobile hotspot for
a fraction of what you're paying. Why wouldn't you switch
freaking free phone? Why wouldn't you switch? Dial Pound two
(11:18):
five zero and say Jesse Kelly. Tonight's the night to
switch Pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly. We'll be
back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Tuesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And yes, I haven't
(11:42):
got to it yet, and I don't have much to
say about it other than that it's awesome. The Pete
hagg Seth Mark Millie thing from earlier today, maybe you
are out on the news, but here's what happened. Pete
hagg Seth walks into the Pentagon. He ensures the third
and final or second I'm sorry, the second and final
(12:04):
Mark Milly portrait in the Pentagon is removed. He has
taken away Mark Milly's security clearance. That's a very, very
very big deal. As I explained the other night, these
generals these former spooks and whatnot. A lot of their
money is based on them still having that security clearance.
So he stripped him of that, and he's directed the
(12:28):
IC to go ahead and investigate Milly to what end,
to strip him of one of his stars for actions
he undertook as Donald Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Remember Mark Milly publicly, we've played the audio for you
(12:49):
on this show. Publicly stated that he would call China
and give them a heads up before Trump did anything.
That alone, frankly land the guy in Fort Leavenworth. But
what happened was underneath Trump, every part of the system
(13:10):
lost its mind and acted as if stopping Trump was
all that mattered. There are no more laws, there are
no more norms, there's no more nothing. Charge him, kill him,
whatever you have to do. Just get Trump at all costs.
And as I warned all of you communists every single
chance I got during Trump's first term, I warned you
(13:33):
the danger with pushing all your chips to the center
of the table, the danger with going all in is
you can lose it all. You gave out the last
of your public trust, the last credibility you'll ever have.
You gave everything up and the interest of stopping Trump.
(13:56):
You failed and now it's going to cost you dearly.
But you couldn't control your demonic nature. No communists can.
If it makes you feel better, if you're one of
the communists, hate listening, no communists can, right, So you're
not alone. If you ever have a real, genuine moment
of self reflection, how do we get here? Why is
(14:18):
this happening? You'll figure out that you are partially at
fault for it, Communists. If you ever come to that realization,
you should know your inability to control yourself, well, it's
part of the reason that you became a communist to
begin with. And it's a character trait you share with
(14:39):
every other communist. They just can't keep their demonic nature
in check, and so they destroy and line destroy, and
line destroy, and line destroy and line in it. And
it's obvious to everyone from the outside looking in. You
know this is gonna end, right, this is gonna end.
It's gonna end poorly. That's obvious for everyone on the
outside looking in. But the communists can't stop. You can't
(14:59):
stop think about what it just comes to illegal immigration.
We'll take Joe Biden out of this because it was
the communists around Joe Biden who did it. But from
top to bottom in the Biden administration, they ensured that
four years, that for four years, they would bring as
(15:23):
many foreigners into the country as they could. From homeland security,
border patrol ice wasn't allowed to do everything. They created
an app. They created an.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
App for illegals to bypass the border. There's just an
app on your phone. They created an app to do it.
And at no point in time, as they were bringing
in rapist and murder and rapist and murder, and the
crimes started increasing in the country and the unrest. Remember
how much audio we've played for you out of New
York Chicago, how much anger there was that the from
(15:55):
the American people towards them for doing this.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
No matter how much destruction they no matter how much rape, murder,
anger they saw it, they never backed off. They could
never slow down. Just ah, destroy more, destroy more. It's
the communist nature. He can't help himself. Dear medium size hands,
beef and broccoli with the side of white rice is
better than your burgers. Okay, we don't take prank emails here, Jesse.
(16:19):
You've discussed at length in your recent parallel parking victory,
as well as the spelling the vicious rumor you utilized
auto park, which I did not utilize auto park. In
support of your argument, my wife routinely parallel parked a
one ton duly in midtown Atlanta and parking garages in downtown.
That being said, she knocked over a dude on a
(16:42):
nineteen eighty seven BMW motorcycle in a gas station parking
lot two months ago. Point being, While lucky streaks do exist,
eventually the true colors shine. He said. His name is Jimmy.
There's no luck involved in how I parked, or no
(17:03):
luck involved whatsoever. I feel my way along the road.
You know what I was thinking about today? TGI Fridays.
They used to have. Did they still around it? They
still exist? Well, TGI Fridays used to have. I know
they don't have this anymore. They used to have a
(17:23):
cheeseburger and it was called something lame. It was seriously
called like the extra cheesy cheesy crunch burger of cheeses
and something like that. But it had a fried mozzarella
like puck. It was shaped like a hot hockey puck
that was on the burger. And then they served you
the cheeseburger like that, and then they brought a cup
(17:46):
of queso of dipping cheese with the burger, and you
took the burger that essentially had a mozzarella stick on it,
and you dunked it in the cheese. I still have
dreams about that burger. I can't believe they took it away.
What Chris, Yes, the doctor gave me a clean deal
of health. Chris, I will admit I haven't heard back
on the actual blood work yet, but everything else looked fine,
(18:09):
So I'm sure that's fine. That's the big deal. A
big deal. I need a new person around here. That's
why I'm going to go to ZipRecruiter. See, it's time
to stop these clearly flawed hiring practices I've been using
here in the studio, and it's time to go to
the place employers prefer the most, and that's ZipRecruiter. That's
(18:31):
where all the quality employees are. They're already sitting there
waiting for you. We're not talking about some lag time here. Well,
hopefully within a month I can find a secretary. No,
they're waiting there already. There's a reason so many people
use ZipRecruiter. Four out of five employers who post on
ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate in the first day day one.
(18:57):
You can try it for free at ZipRecruiter dot com
slash jesse. That ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Do you
want to let a Chris or a Corey drag your
business down? Or do you want to go to the
next level? ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. Don't make the
mistakes I've made. We'll be back.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show, coming back in to stranglehold.
How about that Doug m Hoff's theme song. It is
the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember if you
missed any part of the show, he can download the
whole thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Chris, you want to
hear something majorly immature. You know how we've been calling
Kamala here is Dome for the longest time, and Trump
(19:48):
is out here now talking about Well.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Here first is to immediately begin the construction of a
state of the art iron Dome missile defense shield, which.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Will every time he says iron Dome, I think about
Kamala Harrison. I laughed to myself, and I know that's immature.
I get it, but I can't help it. It makes
me snicker. And now now I kind of want you
guys to do something with that information. Can we put
like a picture of Kamala Harris dressed up as Iron
Man or something? No, that's too much, you know what.
I take it back. None of this was as good
(20:17):
as I thought it was going to be. Let's move
on to the emails, shall we. Hey, Jesse, I'm curious.
I know they pardon Fauci from future prosecution here in America,
but can they prosecute him in other countries? For all
the deaths and that Listen, We've had certain subjects and
certain stories that really they catch your interest more than
(20:42):
we think they're going to, or a rant I will
do about something. So oftentimes it's a throwaway thing and
it's just something that sticks with you. The pardoning of
Fauci is one of the things. I always knew it
would make you mad. I always knew it would make
me mad. I'm very mad about it. I did not
realize how far and wide the anger would go about
(21:06):
Joe Biden pardoning Fauci. We get I don't know how
many emails a day about this specific thing. How can
he do this? Can we still get him in this steak?
Can they get him in this country? Can they get
him in the Listen, They're not going to get him, Okay,
(21:27):
he's not going to be prosecuted the way he should be.
He's going to make his ridiculous government pension plus whatever
they're paying him. I think he's at Georgetown now for teaching.
I'm sure one class a year at Georgetown. I'm sure
he's making half million a year to do the bare minimum.
God only knows. But he's going to live out the
rest of his days on this earth in luxury. And
(21:52):
not only that, I'm sorry, I'm telling you the truth.
It's not just that he's going to make a great living,
live in a nice house. Because the system still loves Fauci,
because he's still a hero to them. He will still
have opportunities that you and I will never ever have, Okay,
(22:15):
opportunities like somebody's gonna call him tomorrow. I don't know
if this will happen tomorrow. Someone's gonna call him tomorrow,
and the call is going to be this, Hey, Johnny,
billionaire He's got a twenty thousand foot mansion in Dubai.
He really wants you to come to this party he's
(22:35):
hosting in July, and he's going to fly you over
there via his private jet luxury vacation, and he's gonna
pay you fifty thousand dollars for it. I know that
sounds crazy, but that's the life those people live now.
That's the life of the politically connected and the famous
and stuff like that. That's the life they live now.
(22:57):
I first started getting introduced to this life when I
got to know one of my friends, one of my neighbors.
He is a manager at a big, big, big car company.
I'm not going to say who it is, but I'm
not talking about Ford, the Chevy or anything like that,
although they do sell one of those types of cars,
but a big car dealership and it's a big one,
a mega one. And here in Houston. He had a
(23:22):
member of the Houston Astros come down for it was
one of those things. Of course, they advertised it all
over the radio. And I'm not going to tell you
the name of the Astros player, but hey, come meet
this guy. I'll use a filler name. Come meet Bob
with a Houston Astros at Jesse Kelly Ford, And of
course it wasn't Ford, but at Jesse Kelly Ford. Come
down and meet Bob. They can find out about our
(23:44):
great deals, no interest financing, all that other used car stuff.
Well I was talking to him about this and I
found out he paid this Astros player fifty thousand dollars
for three hours. Now what did he have to do.
He had to show up at the car dealership. He
(24:05):
had to shake hands, kiss babies, say hi to anybody,
anyone who bought a car, if I remember right, got
to take a picture with him, and they had a
booth set up there. But for three hours of work,
this baseball player made fifty thousand dollars. That make you
a little bit sick. Now, this is for an Astros
(24:27):
baseball player. Think about the market that's out there, the
things people will pay relatively famous people to come do things.
That's just the market. That's how it goes. And back
to Fauci. Fauci will live that life for the rest
(24:49):
of his life. He got pardoned. He's not going to
go to jail. He's not going to have a public
trial for crimes against humanity. This on this earth it
is hard to come by, and oftentimes you never see it.
But just because you don't see it here doesn't mean
(25:11):
it doesn't happen. Okay, I am sorry, genuinely sorry that
you and I will not get to see Fauci go
down for what he did, because I remember, I mean,
you remember the sadness, the anger that that little tyrant
just destroyed. So many people saying goodbye to your freaking
(25:32):
father on a zoom call, just awful children unable to
bury their parents. You've see any of those heartbreaking videos
of old married couples, you know, been married sixty years
and they're not allowed to see each other, faces pressed
against the glass. I mean that the medical industry in
(25:54):
this country really did reveal some truly ugly things about
themselves during COVID. Maybe you've forgotten. I have not forgotten.
I remember who works in medicine in this country. Jesse.
I believe you're a good dad who raised good kids.
But this is hypothetical. If one of your boys had
turned you into the Feds over January sixth, you get cooked,
(26:15):
and now Trump pardons you. When you go back to
your house, you're making the little nark move out right, Um,
that's so hard to say, because my boys would never
turn me into the Feds, and I'd never turned them
into the feds. Uh. Boy, that's a tough question. But
moving out, it's the bare minimum. I don't know that
(26:37):
I would ever talk to them again if for me,
for a Kelly, you don't ever turn against family, not ever.
There's not something that's done. Maybe that's an irish thing.
I don't know. It's a very clannish thing. I realize that.
But you don't ever turn against the family, period, end
(26:58):
of story. Not to anybody, and for most people, or
for I shouldn't say for most people, for a lot
of people. They believe that I tell my sons. I
tell my sons never to knark on each other to me,
never to put your brother in bad like, because you
know they're teenage boys and they get along great. They're
wonderful boys, don't get me wrong, but you know they
(27:19):
love to get Hey, dad, I heard so ands. I
heard he stayed up too late last night. And I'll
tell them right now. Boys, I'm going to be dead
and gone long before your brother will. You and your
brother will be together for life. You protect your brother.
You don't ever sell him out even to me, your
(27:39):
brother comes before that. So I don't know, I don't know.
I do know this. I'm really really enjoying this well
respected again, Isn't that nice?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
You know? After years of laughing at us like we're
stupid people. And as you saw yesterday, we've made it
clear to every country that they will be taking back
our people that we're sending out the criminals, that the
illegal aliens coming from their countries, We're taking them back,
and they're gonna take them back fast, and if they don't,
they'll pay a very high economic price.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Hey, Jesse, will the sanctuary cities slash states be swayed
by the withholding of federal funds or will they double down? Now?
That's an interesting answer because Trump just came out today
with the chemical castration stuff with kids and said no
more of this, or you'll lose federal funds. Now, as
it pertains to the cities and states protecting illegals, will
(28:31):
that work? Let's talk about that next.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Jesse Kelly returns Next.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Member. If you miss
any part of the show, you can download the whole
thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Okay, so the guy asked
the city's states, these sanctuary cities that are we're gonna
protect the illegals here that will hold with holding of
federal funds. Will it work? Probably not. Here's why the
(29:07):
cities and states. Yes, they need the money because they
can't print money like the United States government. But did
you see Letitia James today? Letitia James today? And I'm
not changing the subject to stay with me. I'm not
going to play it for you. But she came out
and hey, we're going to challenge this thing that Donald
Trump is doing. It's unconstitutional. Whatever. Letitia James, she's the
(29:32):
attorney general. I'm sorry, she's the age of New York.
I don't want to make her sound like America's age.
She's the Attorney jow of New York. Did she hurt
her career or help her career by her ridiculous lawfair
against Trump? She helped her career. She's going to be
a governor. Now, she's going to be a senator. Now,
(29:53):
she's going to be something now. Adam Schiff, Adam Schiff
is the most scummy little weasel in why d C.
And the way he conducted himself when Trump got elected
was beyond embarrassing. The endless lies in the propaganda and
just the nastiest, most disgusting behavior. Did it hurt Adam Schiff? Well,
(30:14):
his title Wood now is Senator shift because he went
from being in the House to the Senate, won a
bruising California primary. Why he was the one at the
forefront of getting Trump. So like this mayor of Denver.
The only time you saw the mayor of Denver, Mike
(30:35):
Johnston is his name. The only time you saw him
really cave on working with Ice is when they threatened
to throw him in prison. He's not worried about Denver.
Our God never thinks about Denver, never never crosses his mind.
He's a communist. He's trying to destroy everything and trying
to promote himself. He's trying to be the next Senator
of Colorado, the next governor of Colorado. And so if
(31:00):
Denver gets screwed out of some federal funding and all
of a sudden the streets are covered with potholes, and
the schools are falling apart and all these things, Mike
Johnston doesn't lose even the tiniest amount of sleep over it,
because he's only worried about himself. He's only worried about
getting elected to the next higher office. And there's no
better way to do that in Democrat circles. If you're
(31:21):
in a blue area, the best way to advance, to
get promoted, to move on up is to show yourself
as the resistance to Trump. That's a fact. Now. I
wanted to touch on this really quickly. China is holding
drills in the Philippines. We're close to the Philippines. I
guess I should say America's doing the same thing. I
(31:46):
am hearing that the saber rattling from China, it's still there,
and they are still building a military that is designed
to take out our military. If they are showing a
more willing attitude, if you will, to work with us
than they have the past four years. So that's another
(32:09):
thing you can feel good about. Now, I feel good
about my blender. You ever said that about your blender?
Have you ever looked at your blender and said, yeah,
you're the best I have. My blender has a name.
It's called the Obliterator. What's your blender called nothing? You
know why? Because you didn't go to Chefman and get
(32:29):
an obliterator. The Obliterator looks so good at won design Awards,
but to be honest, I really don't care about that
at all. I care about the fact that it actually
has this auto sensor on it and it blends everything perfectly.
The only way I can gut down that kale disgusting
smoothie that ob makes every single morning is the Obliterator
(32:50):
liquefies everything in it, so all I have to do
is just get a straw and suck it down. Go
get yourself a premium blead without having to blow hundreds
of dollars Chefman dot com, c H E F M
A N dot com or I mean they sell him
(33:11):
in Walmart. They'll get it wherever you want. Go get
an obliterator, Dear Jesse, I was listening to some so
called experts say Fauci's pardon would help insure a thorough investigation. Again,
I'm sorry about Fauci. I'm sorry about the pardon. Look,
if you feel bad, just take a minute and make
fun of Jim Acosta.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
It is never a good time to bow down to
a tyrant. I've always believed it's the job of the
press to hold power to account. I've always tried to
do that here at CNN, and I plan on going
doing all of that in the future. One final message,
don't give into the line.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Remember when Trump beat him.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Up on the Russian investigation? Are you concerned that that
you may have?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Not concerned about anything you may investigation because it's a hoax.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Are you that's enough? Put down the mic this president.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Mister president, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8 (34:06):
CNN should be ashamed of itself having you working for them.
You are a rude, terrible person. You shouldn't be working
for CNN.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Go ahead. I think that's on your very rude person.
Speaker 8 (34:18):
The way you treat Sarah Huckabee is horrible, and the
way you treat other people are horrible.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You shouldn't treat people that way. Go ahead. And now
Jim a Costas leaving because they were moving him to midnight.
I can't take all the winning. It's just too much fun.
And now here's a headline. But you know that, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to you. Justice
(34:45):
Department finds more than a dozen key officials on former
special counsel Jack Smith Team oh fires not fines fires
more than a dozen key officials, on top of the
Mark Millie stuff, on top of the stripping, the Fauci
and Pompeo of security stuff. Maybe, just maybe, some of
these people are starting to ask themselves, did I do
(35:09):
something wrong? Dorito's confirms a change to the shape of
its iconic chips. I almost had the big one when
I saw this headline, but then I dug into it
and I saw it was just some kind of marketing
gimmick because there's a Minecraft movie coming out. Gosh, hell
lame Denmark to spend two billion dollars beefing up the
(35:31):
military capabilities in Greenland. Okay, seriously, Denmark, if we want Greenland,
if we want to take it militarily, and I'm not
saying I want to take it militarily, do you really
think that Denmark's military dropping a couple billion is going
to do anything to stop us from taking it? Denmark,
(35:53):
come on, put the guns down. But don't you feel
like it. Do you feel like you're dealing with children?
Come on, put put it down. Just it down before
someone gets hurt, because that someone's probably gonna be you.
Serious sabotage. Sweden impounds a ship after another Baltic cable cut.
There's something really weird going on in the Baltic and
that these gigantic underwater cables keep getting cut, these underwater
(36:18):
lines keep getting blown up. Who or what is in
the water. What if it's a monster? Chris No, Chris, listen, No,
it's not China or Russia. Why do you have to
be so practical all the time. What if it's a
prehistor hear me out, don't roll your eyes. What if
it's a dinosaur. They've never caught it. And now I
(36:41):
didn't say it was locked nets monster, Chris No. This
one's bigger and scarier than lock nests. And it senses
things coming off of the cables. It's tearing them up
and it's just laying down there waiting for divers to
come fix them, and the divers will be eaten. This
is that's a good idea. No one's ever come up
with a movie like this before, but I just did.
(37:04):
I will leave you until tomorrow with my movie idea.
That's all
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