July 1, 2025 • 36 mins
Should we celebrate a return to sanity? Why they lie about everything. An army of liberal aunt Peggy. A communist is always loyal to the message before all else. As per my last email.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. We've been going over all kinds of things,
and in this final hour, in fact, we're gonna touch,
just briefly, one more little tidbit on this Alligator Alcatraz
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concept here, because the communist is busy building a world
of make believes still. And then we'll touch on another
Hollywood flop. I will touch on the upen thing from
today you penn apology, apologize to the athletes. I wasn't
gonna actually do that, but I'll bring it up. All
that credit scores, emails, so much more coming up in
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the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Now the Alligator alca Tread's thing, that huge detention center
for illegals that Ron De Santis built in Florida, and
Trump's happy about it, and they're all buddy buddy now
and all this other stuff. Joy Anne Reid used to
work for MSNBC. She got fired. She was talking about it.
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And before I play our comments, I want to I'm
gonna repeat something we've talked about a lot, many many,
many many many times before, and I'm gonna keep hitting
this and keep hitting this, so just get used to it.
Communists have to lie about everything. They know this that
this is built in. They know you cannot be honest.
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You have to lie. You can't be honest when your
entire religion is about killing things and destroying things. So
they lie about everything. And part of the reason they
lie about everything is they know the longer they can
keep the liberal ant Peggy, the longer they can keep
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the person who goes to an America university, watches the media,
the longer they can keep them in a world of
make believe, a world that is not real, that person
will slowly but surely lose any semblance of humanity and
they'll turn into a vile, nasty, oftentimes violent demon. I've
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called it. I called it this last night. I'm gonna
stick with this, a demon incubator. You know what an
incubator is. You know, it's for those wonderful little nick
you babies, where they keep them completely contained, a completely
controlled environment. That is the human being, the democrat in
your life, whoever that may be, who watches CNN every night,
they're never exposed to the truth. Slowly, but surely this
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world of make believe will turn that person into a
rabbit animal, and that's what it's designed to do. That's
why your liberal an Peggy believes that Donald Trump called
Nazis very fine people. That's why the liberal a Pagy
in your Lifefe believes things like this. This is why
Joy Reid says these things, because your liberal ant Peggy
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will believe them.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ron Dezantis is still governor of Florida. He took the
Comfy Couch hosts on a tour of the concentration camp
that he's building in Florida in order to round up people,
round people and throw them in a camp because he
doesn't want them in Florida. Surprise, surprise, the.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know that's ridiculous. You know that's ridiculous. Let's get
past all that. It's not an accident that they say
things like this. Your liberal aunt Peggy watches it and
believes it. She believes it's a concentration camp. She believes
they're just going out rounding up brown people. And the
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longer she believes that, the longer she is kept in
the captivity of the demon incubator, the less and less
humanity she will have. They are creating this world in
order to create a desperate, committed foot soldier who will
do the terrible things they want done. That's why they
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lie about everything. It's part of the reason they lie
about everything. Another part of it is just the simple
explanation that the truth is horrific. It's absolutely horrific. You have, well,
a great example, this guy in New York City, this
communist running for office, who says things like.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This, We'll have to go beyond the market. We can
establish community land trust to gradually buy up housing on
the private market and convert it to community ownership. We
can give tenants to write a first review.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's communism. So what do you do when the guy
you're trying to make mayor of New York City is
a fairly open communist. He doesn't call himself that, but
it's pretty open. Anyone over the years can hear. Well,
it's very simple. You lie. You see, the communists took
over a fact checking website known as PolitiFact. They probably
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started it known as PolitiFact, and now because it's sold
to people as an independent fact checking site, people will
go to PolitiFact without realizing it's their design. It's designed
to protect communists from the lies they tell. So PolitiFact
is out there fact checking people who call this guy
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a communist. In fact, many people in the American media
are running to the cameras to lie about this guy.
But people who've survived actual communism, no, this is g
Van Fleet, survived Mao's communist revolution.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I wanted people to know he is more than just
the typical woke Marxist that focus on identity politics, DEI
and a presser and pressed narrative. He is a full
fledged communist. I don't know whether the New York voters
understand what it means. That says means of production, that
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means abolish private property.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That means so when you're selling something that horrible, you
have to lie. Always lying. Every single thing is a
lie by design.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Here's another lie, completely changing gears. Here. The lie is
that you cannot pay back loans that you take out
and you can get away with this without consequence. I
wanted to have this talk with you just it's the
third hour, just the Frank you and me. Because here's
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what has happened. Companies have been exploring the pay later
option of your heard of this before, I mean we're talking.
There are even food delivery companies that are well, I mean, yeah,
you can order it now, but you pay for your
cheeseburger later. Order now, pay later. And because people don't
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have dads like I had a dad, no one seems
to understand how credit scores, how economics, how economics works.
So allow me to explain credit scores. First, you want
a good one. You want a good credit score. The
reason you want a good credit score is there will
come a time that you will need a loan for something,
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or want a loan for something. I mean maybe maybe
it's a one, maybe it's a boat. Maybe maybe it
ends up being a need you need, you need a
quick small business loan, maybe whatever it is, you are
going to need a good credit score at some point
in time. And if you have a good credit score
with good credit history, you will get a loan more
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easily and your interest rates will be way better. And
I know interest rates can get really boring, especially for
people who aren't financially inclient and that's fine. Look, I
think they're boring too. But the difference between a good
interest rate and a bad interest rate can oftentimes mean
hear me out here paying double double for something. The
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guy with the seven to fifty credit score, he might
go out to buy a Honda. He might pay in
the end, after all the payments have been made, he
might pay half of what the guy who has a
five to fifty credit score of what he paid because
of the interest on that. Credit score matters, kids, I'm
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talking to you. Credit score matters, and so how do
you get a credit score? And don't email me complaining
about the credit score companies. I know all your complaints
are noted, and by the way, they're valid. I'm not
dismissing it. I'm telling you how life works, not how
you want it to work, or not how I want
it to work. These credit score companies, there is three
of them. They hand out a credit score based on
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what your credit history, how you pay back loans, do
you pay back loans on time? And how large are
the loans you pay back. Remember, it's not just paying
on time that matters. But let's say let's say you've
never had a sizeable loan in your life, but you
have cell phones. Maybe you have a cell phone, of
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course you do Pure talk. Of course. Anyway you have
a cell phone, you pay your cell phone bill on time.
Maybe a credit card, you don't run up a lot
of credit card debt. That's a good thing. But you
pay your credit card on time, and all those things,
all those things are good to go. And so you
look at your credit score and you see why I've
got a seven hundred. Yes, that's all good. But now
it's time for you to go take out a two
hundred thousand dollars home loan. And every bank laughs you
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out of the bank and says, get out of here.
Why because yes, you have a history of paying things,
but you have no history of paying back a two
hundred thousand dollars loan. Therefore, you are risky. Just because
you can pay your pure Talk bill doesn't mean you
can pay your mortgage. You understand, this was just a
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long Daddy Jesse talk to tell you this. Paying your
cell phone bill on time matters. If you please don't
do this, But if you choose to order door Dash
on credit, please pay it back. You can find your
your life severely hampered by that cheeseburger you didn't pay
for Okay, and no, you are never ever, ever, ever,
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ever gonna stick it to those credit companies by not
paying something. You're never gonna stick it to that cell
phone company by not paying something. I know that feels good.
You sound like a tough guy. It only hurts you,
doesn't hurt them at all. They don't care about your
seventy nine dollars, but they did just cost you that
home you wanted to buy. Just the heads up. Now
let's do some emails. I will you know what. I'll
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touch on the Upen thing, which I've avoided for two
and a half hours. This is I don't think it's
a big deal, but I'll touch on the UPenn thing
in a moment. Before I touch on that, let me
touch you at Let me put that differently. Before I
touch on that, let me touch your heart. Widows and orphans.
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This is not optional for you or me. We are
obligated to care for the widows among us, for the
orphans among us. That is a requirement. That is why
I love tunnel to Towers so much, because I mean
the heartbreak Dad gets up, puts on the badge, goes out,
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gets ambushed by some monster we just saw firefighters in
Idaho ambush by some demon. Where do their wives go?
Their kids go? Look? Tunnel to towers doesn't bring anybody back.
They can't do that. They'll pay off a mortgage for
you at least ease that financial burden. And it's your
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eleven dollars a month that allows them to do that.
That's all they've ever asked for. T the number two
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Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. And in case you're wondering, yes me
Chris Corey. After that last little talk, we had a
little credit score competition during the break, and I know
you're going to find this shocking, but Chris wasn't the
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best one. I was sure Jewish producer Chris was going
to have the best credit score. Chris, you may be
kicked out of the synagogue after this bud. But in
case you're curious, though his credits basically perfect, so is Corey's.
But hey, Chris, who's hey, don't rub your head don't
rub your head. Whose credit score was the best? Chris
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who don't say you don't, don't say I don't count,
I count. I matter. Let's talk about Let's talk about
what happened today. It really didn't interest me, but I
realized it's a story a lot of people are talking about.
So you remember that tranny swimmer at U Penn who
was helicopter in his way across the pool and won
the national title and all that. Everybody remembers that whole
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guys to call himself Leah Thomas or something like that.
You Penn today stripped all his records and apologized to
all the female swimmers. Look, this is good, it is good.
It's good. I think our culture is finally starting to
reject the insane, absolutely insane training nonsense. That's uh, but
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I guess I mean explain why I didn't talk about
it and why I'm not going to talk about it
a lot. This is how am I supposed to celebrate
that we're finally acknowledging what everyone should have acknowledged originally.
You know, if I if I go grab a hammer
and I walk out to the driveway and I just
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start bashing myself in the head with a hammer, cracking
my skull, making myself bleed, hurting myself badly, and then
after doing this for a week, but all the brain
damage that came with it, I decide I'm gonna stop
smashing myself in the head with a hammer. Is that
really a cause to celebrate? I mean, I guess it's
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good you stopped. But dudes can't become women. Women can't
become dudes. And no, I'm not gonna take the lame,
pathetic GOP line. Well, at least a doll can make
their own decisions, at least not the kids. No, adults
can't change their sex either. You are born a man,
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you'll always be a man. You're born a woman, You'll
always be a woman. It has not helped anybody to
embrace mental illness. It's not okay, it's well beyond sports.
I know that's the GOP line because it pulls really well,
and I'm fine. I'm happy about that too, getting dudes
out of women's sports, But it's well beyond sports, and
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certainly women's sports. It's about society at large. We've been
we just have had this insane period of time where
we've been scolded and lectured that we have to celebrate
mental illness, and I just I'm not participating in it.
I've never participated in it, and I'm not going to
celebrate when we get a tiny little win. I don't
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want to be completely dismissive of it. I'm glad these
females who competed and one are going to actually get
title and get these things. I'm glad. I'm happy for them.
I am. So it's a w but congratulations, You're not
beating your head with a hammer anymore. I'm sorry it does.
It doesn't move me any deeper than that. I'm disgusted
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that we've allowed this to go on for long enough.
I'm disgusted. Oh and by the way, speaking of the
Big Beautiful Bill, did you know that the GOP Senate
refused to strip the what do they call it? Gender
surgeries from the GOP bill? From the Big Beautiful Bill?
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Did you know that you, the American taxpayer, are still
going to be funding trainee surgeries because it's still in
the Big Beautiful Bill. And it's in the Big Beautiful
Bill because Republicans kept it in there.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
You know that?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So I don't I don't want to be Debbie Downer
This is why I didn't want to do it, because
it was already a heavy show, and I knew I
was going to be kingsynic about the whole thing. Chris,
am I crazy? Is this crazy? Okay? Chris is trying
to be the voice of reason. He tells me to
take the small wins, and he's he's not wrong. Okay, Look,
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it's better than a hole in the head. It's something,
but it momentum is a good way to put it.
At Chris, that's a good way to put it. It's momentum.
It's the culture's slowly shifting back towards sanity. But it's
hard not to think about all the kids who have
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been manipulated by evil adults, evil parents, evil teachers, evil psychiatrists,
evil surgeons. How many children in this country it's thousands,
by the way, thousands. How many children have permanently mutilated
their bodies because of this discussing insanity? The country tried
to tell me was normal for a long time. So
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I I mean, okay, it's something now, you know what
else is something? Independence Day's coming Friday. Independence Day, and
there are a lot of veterans in the United States
of America who are going to be waiving a brand
new American flag that was made in America, an allegiance
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flag courtesy of Pure Talk and courtesy of you. I
wanted to use this moment to say thank you. I asked,
You've heard me ask over and over again for you
to nominate a veteran. Pure Talk wanted to hand these
free American flags out to veterans, and you did over
and over and over again. You made veterans days. Wow,
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that sounded weird, but you made a lot of veterans.
You made their day and they're going to have fresh
flags on Independence Day because of what you and what
Pure talk, So thank you for that. There is still
time to nominate somebody puretalk dot com slash nominate, and
there's always time to switch your cell phone service to
the company that does this kind of thing. At and
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Show on a wonderful Tuesday. Now let's get to some
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of these emails, shall we. Dear Jesse leathers. Stop calling
me that that was one time I shouldn't have said that.
I was thinking about everybody freaking out about that filthy
comedy getting elected for Democrat nominee mail or in New
York City, and I noticed a big uptick of other
talking heads talking about and being a communist, so on
and so forth. Could this be a blessing in disguise
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that it might shake norm hard enough to realize how
pervasive if communism has become in our country. You could
make that argument. No, historically, let's just talk about how
this has worked historically. Historically, people don't usually wake up
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to the horrors of communism until it's too late. This
just it happens time and time and time and time again.
These communists, they know how to sell things. It all
it takes is one eloquent guy who knows how to
relate to the masses. And he's I mean, listen to
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this guy. This guy can speak, He is charismatic.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
We'll have to go beyond the market. We can establish
community land trust to gradually buy up housing on the
private market and convert it to community ownership. We can
give tenants to right a first refusal to buy out
their landlords when buildings go up for safe and we
can fully commit to a new era of social housing,
ending subsidies.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's even got the flowery music. Remember the ISIS videos?
You remember the ISIS propaganda videos. You probably never saw
the super dark ones, but I know at least you
remember the little snippets they would play on the news.
They look pretty good, didn't They pretty sharp production. They
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even had the kind of cool black and white colors.
The devil knows how to make himself look really, really,
really good. You think the devil looks like Chris, but
really he looks like me. That's oh, sorry, Chris, I
was just just using you as an example. Sorry about that,
but you understand what I mean. People they fall for
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the propaganda, they fall for the advertisement, They fall for
the new shiny thing, the young good looking guy. Hey,
let's you don't like paying your rent, don't worry, I'll
fix it for you. And they don't wake up to
the horror of it until it's too late. Sultsansen has
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a great quote about this. I'm not going to pull
it up, but his quote I'm paraphrasing is we just
were so angry in the camps at ourselves, that we
didn't rise up earlier, that we didn't stop what these
people were doing earlier. And it's this way every single time.
People buy the flowery propaganda, they buy the brochure, and
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then eventually you're dying and you're hating yourself seeing why
didn't I see it coming? Now? It may benefit the
rest of the country, but let me ask you, this,
does the country win if New York falls? I would
argue it doesn't. I'm a New York lover, as you know,
not asking you to be, but I love New York City.
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If America's biggest, most important city, that's not really arguable.
If America's biggest most important city burns, isn't that bad
forever everybody? And sometimes sometimes learning a valuable lesson is
the only good thing you can take from it. We've
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used this, We've used that example when we've talked about
COVID before, how horrible COVID was. It was horrible for
in almost every single possible way. It was horrible for kids,
it was horrible for adults. It was horrible for the economy,
It was horrible for people's health. And I'm not talking
about the disease itself. I'm talking about the government response
to it. It was just horrible all the way down
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the line. We will Chris is calling me Debbie Downer today.
But here's one we will probably never financially recover from
COVID because we are still spending at COVID levels and
there's not even an attempt to get us back to
pre COVID levels. COVID and the government, more specifically, the
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government response to COVID will bring us to bankruptcy sooner
than we would have gone there anyway. That's fact. So
it's all bad, right, bad bad, bad, bad bad, But
you can take some hard lessons from it if you
have to put a smiley face on it. You found
out the family member, the neighbor, the employer in your life,
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the employee in your life who's going to be a
filthy communist that turns you into the government. That person
calling the police because you weren't wearing a mask, that's
the evil person that's going to turn you into the government,
even if it's your mother. You know that, right. Oh.
I know they've probably apologized by now and moved on,
But that shows you the type of they showed you
who they were in that moment. So can we take
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some value in it if New York makes a terrible
mistake and votes this guy in and then New York burns. Yeah,
I guess I don't want that. I don't don't. I
don't want to have to learn a hard lesson the
hard way, you know, I don't. I don't want my
kids to have to go through a severe cocaine addiction
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and then come out of rehab to finally realize that
cocaine is bad. I would rather they just never did cocaine.
That would be a much better outcome. That's it now.
I'm not going to spend much time on this. But
there's a movie out. You haven't heard of it, and
I know you haven't gone to see it because no
one else did. The movie was called l e Oh.
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It was put out by Pixar, and something happened. It's
famous right now because it's bombing in ways movies don't
normally bomb. What happened, well, they made it as gay
as they possibly could. They tried to make it all
about a gay eleven year old, and they test screened
the movie. After they'd done this, they just made the
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gayest possible movie. They test screened it, and after they
test screened it, they asked everybody, Hey, would you go
see this movie in the theater? And not a single
person raised their hand, so they scrambled, they panicked. Essentially,
they fired the director, some gay director of course, who
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had to gay the whole thing up, and then they
tried to chop it up. And now it's this huge
box office failure. And the point is not about the movie.
The movie doesn't matter all. The point isn't even necessarily
about Hollywood. The point is to remember that the communist
is always a communist first, even when you are a
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film director presented with the most amazing opportunity about how
many people want to be a director out there of
Hollywood films. Anyone who's at all into that stuff would
dream of a gig like that millionaire Hollywood director. And
finally you are handed the opportunity to be a Hollywood director,
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a writer, a producer. And what do you do, Well,
you're still a communist. First. You don't sit down and
try to make the greatest movie you can possibly make.
You sit down and figure out how you can spread
your sick religion to the masses. You sit down and
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try to use your role as Hollywood director to spread
cultural Marxism far and wide. This just goes to what
we've talked about so many times before. The communist is
always a communist first. Whether he wears a judge's robes
or sit in a Hollywood director's chair, or has an
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FBI badge, or a kindergarten teacher or whatever they are,
the communist never sets aside his communism, even when presented
with the opportunity of a lifetime. He can't help himself
because he is religious. He is not political, He is
not ideological. He is religious. He is a zeal it.
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If you want to truly understand the mind of these
people and why they do the things they do, why
they'll just light billions of dollars on fire, you're better
off studying radical Islamic jihadis than you are anything else.
That's how the communist conducts himself in a suicidally committed manner.
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All right, We'll trying to knock out a couple emails
before we do headlines, and then we're checking out of here.
Hang on, miss Dost, catch up Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a blast of
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a Tuesday. I know it sounds like I'm in a
bad mood. I swear I'm not in a bad mood. Honestly,
when I hear the President of the United States talking
about arresting this dirty communist in New York, it blesses me.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
New York City may well be led by a communist soon,
Zorhan Mundami, who in his nomination speech said he will
defy ICE and will not allow ICE to arrest criminal
aliens in New York City. Your message to communist is
Orhan Mundami.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Well, then we'll have to arrest him. Look, we don't
need a communist in this country, but if we have one,
I'm going to be watching over him very carefully on
behalf of the nation. We send him money, we send
him all the things that he needs to run a government.
We're going to be watching that very carefully. And a
lot of people are saying he's here illegally, he's you know,
we're going to look at everything. But and ideally he's
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going to turn out to be much less than a communist.
But right now he's a communist. That's not a socialist,
you know, I've always said we will not have socialism
in this country. In the speech, as I said, well
what they skipped socialism.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I like it when I hear Trump talk like this.
I like it when I hear Donald Trump speak like
this about Alejandro Majorcus.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Was he given a pardon my orkus?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Was he not?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I don't believe so.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Well, I take a look at that one, because what
he did is it's beyond in and then something had
to be gone. Now with that being said, he took
orders from other people, and he was really doing the orders.
And you could say he was very loyal to them,
because it must have been very hard for him to
stand up and sit up and you know, talk about
what he allowed to happen to this country and be
serious about it. So he was given orders if he
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wasn't given a parton I could see looking at that
and mag watern't you take a look at.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It, Christian. He's cooking. He's realizing we have to throw
these people in jail. You have to throw communists in jail.
And when I say he's cooking, he's cooking, so well,
we must be using the IQ sense what Chris, I
have to assume he's using an IQ Sense when he's
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cooking like this, because with an IQ Sense, you get
it done right every single time. The wireless, the magical,
miraculous meat thermometer wireless that syncs up with an app
on your phone. And when I say that, I know
maybe maybe you're anti technology like I am, and you
think to yourself, I can't do that. I did it,
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all right, I did it, so you can do it.
It's nothing. You just download the app on your phone
and your phone tells you when the meat is done.
If you're looking, you're not cooking. You cook to temperature,
and thanks to the IQ Sense, it's done perfectly every time.
Whatever you cook chicken, beef, pork, chris, anything but brisket,
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it doesn't matter what it is in the pan and
the oven on the smoker. Plus, don't you want to
save cash independence days coming? Don't you want to make
sure your meat is perfect? Like my meat is chefiq
dot com code Jessie saves you fifteen percent. These things
can handle one thousand degrees. A thousand degrees, I'll be honest,
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isn't that a little over built? I don't even know
anything that gets up to one thousand agrees? But the
IQ since can. I'm telling you this things amazing. Chef
iq dot com code Jesse Uh Scott descent. He decided
to weigh in on the the Elon Musk Trump spat
because Elon Musk is still as we speak, he's still
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raging about this bill and issuing threats and it's just
a it's just a big, ugly, ugly mess right now.
With your reaction, you guys famously tangled Uh in the
White House.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
I admire Elon's leadership on rockets. I will take care
of the finances.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Hmmm. I know that may not sound like much. I mean,
he's he's not calling him names. But in professional circles,
you know, you know how it works in the professional world.
If you if you finish an email with please advise,
that is a that is a nasty way to finish
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an email. That means somebody screwed some thing up or
miss something badly and you finish it with a please advise,
you might as well tell them to go screw themselves.
And that's in professionals speak, that's what that means. Elon
Musk is the richest man in the world. Scott A
sense no chump either. I mean it's billionaire too. But
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Elon Musk is the richest man in the world, prideful
like all dudes, myself too. It's just we all suffer
from it. This doesn't sound that mean, but Scott Pissent
going on the news and telling Elon Musk, why don't
you stick to rockets? Hmmm? What's your reaction? You guys
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famously tangled in the White House.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
I admire Elon's leadership on rockets. I will take care
of the finances.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh oh yeah, Chris just brought up a good one.
Another good one. As per my last email, that's another
one of those professional things you put in your email
that is basically saying, apparently I have to repeat myself
because you're too stupid to read what I read before.
That's what that says. But as per my last email,
and by the way, all these things are exactly why
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Jewish producer Chris insists on editing any professional emails I
send to anybody, especially if I'm upset. He will say,
will you please let me look at that before you
send it, because I'm really good at these What Chris?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, Okay, that's a very fair point, Chris. Chris says
I'm not professional, so I don't usually use that jargon.
I'll just come right out and call you a moron
or something like that. But that's why Chris is here
to make sure I don't do that kind of thing anymore.
And I have to tell you I think I've improved.
And now here's a headline, why you know the thing?
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Headlines We didn't get to Ford Foundation taps scandal, played
Yale Law School dean as the next president. This makes me,
so said, not not the president thing or any of
that other stuff, but Rockefellers, Ford, All these American lions,
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titans of industry, to watch to watch their legacy be
destroyed by filthy communists, grandchildren and great grandchildren saddens me.
Disney Disney's another example. Imagine Walt Disney finding out that
his company's losing billions because they can't can't stop gaying
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up every movie. Imagine imagine raising Walt Disney from the
dead and taking him down to the Disney World Princess
store and showing him there's a dude with a beard
pretending to be a princess. Oh my gosh. NIH funded
hundreds of genetically engineered COVID variants Oh gosh, what's the
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worst that could happen? Pentagon speeds up ship manufacturing, awarding
five billion dollar contract to supercharge America's nay power. Okay,
call me when the ship's done. If I sound cynical,
it's because I've watched these programs blow five billion turns
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into twenty five billion, and you get a new ship
fifty years from now. Planned Parenthood defunding provision clears the
Senate Parliamentarian Review in the GOP budget bill. I guess
I'm just Debbie Downer today. Did you know that the
whole defunding planned Parenthood thing only applies to year one?
They only defund it for one year and then the
rest of it it goes right back in. I told
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you a Congress, this evil and this corrupt, is not
capable of producing a bill that is good. You can
argue the bill is necessary because we need the ice agents,
a border security and all that. You can argue all
these things, and maybe you're right, But beautiful, it's sure
ain't because Congress isn't capable of beautiful. It's basically a feminist,
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that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a fantastic Tuesday. We've been going over all kinds of things,
and in this final hour, in fact, we're gonna touch,
just briefly, one more little tidbit on this Alligator Alcatraz
(00:33):
concept here, because the communist is busy building a world
of make believes still. And then we'll touch on another
Hollywood flop. I will touch on the upen thing from
today you penn apology, apologize to the athletes. I wasn't
gonna actually do that, but I'll bring it up. All
that credit scores, emails, so much more coming up in
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the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Now the Alligator alca Tread's thing, that huge detention center
for illegals that Ron De Santis built in Florida, and
Trump's happy about it, and they're all buddy buddy now
and all this other stuff. Joy Anne Reid used to
work for MSNBC. She got fired. She was talking about it.
(01:17):
And before I play our comments, I want to I'm
gonna repeat something we've talked about a lot, many many,
many many many times before, and I'm gonna keep hitting
this and keep hitting this, so just get used to it.
Communists have to lie about everything. They know this that
this is built in. They know you cannot be honest.
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You have to lie. You can't be honest when your
entire religion is about killing things and destroying things. So
they lie about everything. And part of the reason they
lie about everything is they know the longer they can
keep the liberal ant Peggy, the longer they can keep
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the person who goes to an America university, watches the media,
the longer they can keep them in a world of
make believe, a world that is not real, that person
will slowly but surely lose any semblance of humanity and
they'll turn into a vile, nasty, oftentimes violent demon. I've
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called it. I called it this last night. I'm gonna
stick with this, a demon incubator. You know what an
incubator is. You know, it's for those wonderful little nick
you babies, where they keep them completely contained, a completely
controlled environment. That is the human being, the democrat in
your life, whoever that may be, who watches CNN every night,
they're never exposed to the truth. Slowly, but surely this
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world of make believe will turn that person into a
rabbit animal, and that's what it's designed to do. That's
why your liberal an Peggy believes that Donald Trump called
Nazis very fine people. That's why the liberal a Pagy
in your Lifefe believes things like this. This is why
Joy Reid says these things, because your liberal ant Peggy
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will believe them.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Ron Dezantis is still governor of Florida. He took the
Comfy Couch hosts on a tour of the concentration camp
that he's building in Florida in order to round up people,
round people and throw them in a camp because he
doesn't want them in Florida. Surprise, surprise, the.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I know that's ridiculous. You know that's ridiculous. Let's get
past all that. It's not an accident that they say
things like this. Your liberal aunt Peggy watches it and
believes it. She believes it's a concentration camp. She believes
they're just going out rounding up brown people. And the
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longer she believes that, the longer she is kept in
the captivity of the demon incubator, the less and less
humanity she will have. They are creating this world in
order to create a desperate, committed foot soldier who will
do the terrible things they want done. That's why they
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lie about everything. It's part of the reason they lie
about everything. Another part of it is just the simple
explanation that the truth is horrific. It's absolutely horrific. You have, well,
a great example, this guy in New York City, this
communist running for office, who says things like.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
This, We'll have to go beyond the market. We can
establish community land trust to gradually buy up housing on
the private market and convert it to community ownership. We
can give tenants to write a first review.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's communism. So what do you do when the guy
you're trying to make mayor of New York City is
a fairly open communist. He doesn't call himself that, but
it's pretty open. Anyone over the years can hear. Well,
it's very simple. You lie. You see, the communists took
over a fact checking website known as PolitiFact. They probably
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started it known as PolitiFact, and now because it's sold
to people as an independent fact checking site, people will
go to PolitiFact without realizing it's their design. It's designed
to protect communists from the lies they tell. So PolitiFact
is out there fact checking people who call this guy
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a communist. In fact, many people in the American media
are running to the cameras to lie about this guy.
But people who've survived actual communism, no, this is g
Van Fleet, survived Mao's communist revolution.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I wanted people to know he is more than just
the typical woke Marxist that focus on identity politics, DEI
and a presser and pressed narrative. He is a full
fledged communist. I don't know whether the New York voters
understand what it means. That says means of production, that
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means abolish private property.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
That means so when you're selling something that horrible, you
have to lie. Always lying. Every single thing is a
lie by design.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I think are reverence for the truth might become might
have become a bit of a distraction that is preventing
us from finding consensus and getting important things done.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Here's another lie, completely changing gears. Here. The lie is
that you cannot pay back loans that you take out
and you can get away with this without consequence. I
wanted to have this talk with you just it's the
third hour, just the Frank you and me. Because here's
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what has happened. Companies have been exploring the pay later
option of your heard of this before, I mean we're talking.
There are even food delivery companies that are well, I mean, yeah,
you can order it now, but you pay for your
cheeseburger later. Order now, pay later. And because people don't
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have dads like I had a dad, no one seems
to understand how credit scores, how economics, how economics works.
So allow me to explain credit scores. First, you want
a good one. You want a good credit score. The
reason you want a good credit score is there will
come a time that you will need a loan for something,
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or want a loan for something. I mean maybe maybe
it's a one, maybe it's a boat. Maybe maybe it
ends up being a need you need, you need a
quick small business loan, maybe whatever it is, you are
going to need a good credit score at some point
in time. And if you have a good credit score
with good credit history, you will get a loan more
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easily and your interest rates will be way better. And
I know interest rates can get really boring, especially for
people who aren't financially inclient and that's fine. Look, I
think they're boring too. But the difference between a good
interest rate and a bad interest rate can oftentimes mean
hear me out here paying double double for something. The
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guy with the seven to fifty credit score, he might
go out to buy a Honda. He might pay in
the end, after all the payments have been made, he
might pay half of what the guy who has a
five to fifty credit score of what he paid because
of the interest on that. Credit score matters, kids, I'm
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talking to you. Credit score matters, and so how do
you get a credit score? And don't email me complaining
about the credit score companies. I know all your complaints
are noted, and by the way, they're valid. I'm not
dismissing it. I'm telling you how life works, not how
you want it to work, or not how I want
it to work. These credit score companies, there is three
of them. They hand out a credit score based on
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what your credit history, how you pay back loans, do
you pay back loans on time? And how large are
the loans you pay back. Remember, it's not just paying
on time that matters. But let's say let's say you've
never had a sizeable loan in your life, but you
have cell phones. Maybe you have a cell phone, of
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course you do Pure talk. Of course. Anyway you have
a cell phone, you pay your cell phone bill on time.
Maybe a credit card, you don't run up a lot
of credit card debt. That's a good thing. But you
pay your credit card on time, and all those things,
all those things are good to go. And so you
look at your credit score and you see why I've
got a seven hundred. Yes, that's all good. But now
it's time for you to go take out a two
hundred thousand dollars home loan. And every bank laughs you
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out of the bank and says, get out of here.
Why because yes, you have a history of paying things,
but you have no history of paying back a two
hundred thousand dollars loan. Therefore, you are risky. Just because
you can pay your pure Talk bill doesn't mean you
can pay your mortgage. You understand, this was just a
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long Daddy Jesse talk to tell you this. Paying your
cell phone bill on time matters. If you please don't
do this, But if you choose to order door Dash
on credit, please pay it back. You can find your
your life severely hampered by that cheeseburger you didn't pay
for Okay, and no, you are never ever, ever, ever,
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ever gonna stick it to those credit companies by not
paying something. You're never gonna stick it to that cell
phone company by not paying something. I know that feels good.
You sound like a tough guy. It only hurts you,
doesn't hurt them at all. They don't care about your
seventy nine dollars, but they did just cost you that
home you wanted to buy. Just the heads up. Now
let's do some emails. I will you know what. I'll
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touch on the Upen thing, which I've avoided for two
and a half hours. This is I don't think it's
a big deal, but I'll touch on the UPenn thing
in a moment. Before I touch on that, let me
touch you at Let me put that differently. Before I
touch on that, let me touch your heart. Widows and orphans.
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This is not optional for you or me. We are
obligated to care for the widows among us, for the
orphans among us. That is a requirement. That is why
I love tunnel to Towers so much, because I mean
the heartbreak Dad gets up, puts on the badge, goes out,
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gets ambushed by some monster we just saw firefighters in
Idaho ambush by some demon. Where do their wives go?
Their kids go? Look? Tunnel to towers doesn't bring anybody back.
They can't do that. They'll pay off a mortgage for
you at least ease that financial burden. And it's your
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eleven dollars a month that allows them to do that.
That's all they've ever asked for. T the number two
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Reminding you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. And in case you're wondering, yes me
Chris Corey. After that last little talk, we had a
little credit score competition during the break, and I know
you're going to find this shocking, but Chris wasn't the
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best one. I was sure Jewish producer Chris was going
to have the best credit score. Chris, you may be
kicked out of the synagogue after this bud. But in
case you're curious, though his credits basically perfect, so is Corey's.
But hey, Chris, who's hey, don't rub your head don't
rub your head. Whose credit score was the best? Chris
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who don't say you don't, don't say I don't count,
I count. I matter. Let's talk about Let's talk about
what happened today. It really didn't interest me, but I
realized it's a story a lot of people are talking about.
So you remember that tranny swimmer at U Penn who
was helicopter in his way across the pool and won
the national title and all that. Everybody remembers that whole
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guys to call himself Leah Thomas or something like that.
You Penn today stripped all his records and apologized to
all the female swimmers. Look, this is good, it is good.
It's good. I think our culture is finally starting to
reject the insane, absolutely insane training nonsense. That's uh, but
(13:59):
I guess I mean explain why I didn't talk about
it and why I'm not going to talk about it
a lot. This is how am I supposed to celebrate
that we're finally acknowledging what everyone should have acknowledged originally.
You know, if I if I go grab a hammer
and I walk out to the driveway and I just
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start bashing myself in the head with a hammer, cracking
my skull, making myself bleed, hurting myself badly, and then
after doing this for a week, but all the brain
damage that came with it, I decide I'm gonna stop
smashing myself in the head with a hammer. Is that
really a cause to celebrate? I mean, I guess it's
(14:45):
good you stopped. But dudes can't become women. Women can't
become dudes. And no, I'm not gonna take the lame,
pathetic GOP line. Well, at least a doll can make
their own decisions, at least not the kids. No, adults
can't change their sex either. You are born a man,
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you'll always be a man. You're born a woman, You'll
always be a woman. It has not helped anybody to
embrace mental illness. It's not okay, it's well beyond sports.
I know that's the GOP line because it pulls really well,
and I'm fine. I'm happy about that too, getting dudes
out of women's sports, But it's well beyond sports, and
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certainly women's sports. It's about society at large. We've been
we just have had this insane period of time where
we've been scolded and lectured that we have to celebrate
mental illness, and I just I'm not participating in it.
I've never participated in it, and I'm not going to
celebrate when we get a tiny little win. I don't
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want to be completely dismissive of it. I'm glad these
females who competed and one are going to actually get
title and get these things. I'm glad. I'm happy for them.
I am. So it's a w but congratulations, You're not
beating your head with a hammer anymore. I'm sorry it does.
It doesn't move me any deeper than that. I'm disgusted
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that we've allowed this to go on for long enough.
I'm disgusted. Oh and by the way, speaking of the
Big Beautiful Bill, did you know that the GOP Senate
refused to strip the what do they call it? Gender
surgeries from the GOP bill? From the Big Beautiful Bill?
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Did you know that you, the American taxpayer, are still
going to be funding trainee surgeries because it's still in
the Big Beautiful Bill. And it's in the Big Beautiful
Bill because Republicans kept it in there.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
You know that?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So I don't I don't want to be Debbie Downer
This is why I didn't want to do it, because
it was already a heavy show, and I knew I
was going to be kingsynic about the whole thing. Chris,
am I crazy? Is this crazy? Okay? Chris is trying
to be the voice of reason. He tells me to
take the small wins, and he's he's not wrong. Okay, Look,
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it's better than a hole in the head. It's something,
but it momentum is a good way to put it.
At Chris, that's a good way to put it. It's momentum.
It's the culture's slowly shifting back towards sanity. But it's
hard not to think about all the kids who have
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been manipulated by evil adults, evil parents, evil teachers, evil psychiatrists,
evil surgeons. How many children in this country it's thousands,
by the way, thousands. How many children have permanently mutilated
their bodies because of this discussing insanity? The country tried
to tell me was normal for a long time. So
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I I mean, okay, it's something now, you know what
else is something? Independence Day's coming Friday. Independence Day, and
there are a lot of veterans in the United States
of America who are going to be waiving a brand
new American flag that was made in America, an allegiance
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flag courtesy of Pure Talk and courtesy of you. I
wanted to use this moment to say thank you. I asked,
You've heard me ask over and over again for you
to nominate a veteran. Pure Talk wanted to hand these
free American flags out to veterans, and you did over
and over and over again. You made veterans days. Wow,
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that sounded weird, but you made a lot of veterans.
You made their day and they're going to have fresh
flags on Independence Day because of what you and what
Pure talk, So thank you for that. There is still
time to nominate somebody puretalk dot com slash nominate, and
there's always time to switch your cell phone service to
the company that does this kind of thing. At and
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Show on a wonderful Tuesday. Now let's get to some
(19:34):
of these emails, shall we. Dear Jesse leathers. Stop calling
me that that was one time I shouldn't have said that.
I was thinking about everybody freaking out about that filthy
comedy getting elected for Democrat nominee mail or in New
York City, and I noticed a big uptick of other
talking heads talking about and being a communist, so on
and so forth. Could this be a blessing in disguise
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that it might shake norm hard enough to realize how
pervasive if communism has become in our country. You could
make that argument. No, historically, let's just talk about how
this has worked historically. Historically, people don't usually wake up
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to the horrors of communism until it's too late. This
just it happens time and time and time and time again.
These communists, they know how to sell things. It all
it takes is one eloquent guy who knows how to
relate to the masses. And he's I mean, listen to
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this guy. This guy can speak, He is charismatic.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
We'll have to go beyond the market. We can establish
community land trust to gradually buy up housing on the
private market and convert it to community ownership. We can
give tenants to right a first refusal to buy out
their landlords when buildings go up for safe and we
can fully commit to a new era of social housing,
ending subsidies.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
He's even got the flowery music. Remember the ISIS videos?
You remember the ISIS propaganda videos. You probably never saw
the super dark ones, but I know at least you
remember the little snippets they would play on the news.
They look pretty good, didn't They pretty sharp production. They
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even had the kind of cool black and white colors.
The devil knows how to make himself look really, really,
really good. You think the devil looks like Chris, but
really he looks like me. That's oh, sorry, Chris, I
was just just using you as an example. Sorry about that,
but you understand what I mean. People they fall for
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the propaganda, they fall for the advertisement, They fall for
the new shiny thing, the young good looking guy. Hey,
let's you don't like paying your rent, don't worry, I'll
fix it for you. And they don't wake up to
the horror of it until it's too late. Sultsansen has
(22:02):
a great quote about this. I'm not going to pull
it up, but his quote I'm paraphrasing is we just
were so angry in the camps at ourselves, that we
didn't rise up earlier, that we didn't stop what these
people were doing earlier. And it's this way every single time.
People buy the flowery propaganda, they buy the brochure, and
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then eventually you're dying and you're hating yourself seeing why
didn't I see it coming? Now? It may benefit the
rest of the country, but let me ask you, this,
does the country win if New York falls? I would
argue it doesn't. I'm a New York lover, as you know,
not asking you to be, but I love New York City.
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If America's biggest, most important city, that's not really arguable.
If America's biggest most important city burns, isn't that bad
forever everybody? And sometimes sometimes learning a valuable lesson is
the only good thing you can take from it. We've
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used this, We've used that example when we've talked about
COVID before, how horrible COVID was. It was horrible for
in almost every single possible way. It was horrible for kids,
it was horrible for adults. It was horrible for the economy,
It was horrible for people's health. And I'm not talking
about the disease itself. I'm talking about the government response
to it. It was just horrible all the way down
(23:31):
the line. We will Chris is calling me Debbie Downer today.
But here's one we will probably never financially recover from
COVID because we are still spending at COVID levels and
there's not even an attempt to get us back to
pre COVID levels. COVID and the government, more specifically, the
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government response to COVID will bring us to bankruptcy sooner
than we would have gone there anyway. That's fact. So
it's all bad, right, bad bad, bad, bad bad, But
you can take some hard lessons from it if you
have to put a smiley face on it. You found
out the family member, the neighbor, the employer in your life,
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the employee in your life who's going to be a
filthy communist that turns you into the government. That person
calling the police because you weren't wearing a mask, that's
the evil person that's going to turn you into the government,
even if it's your mother. You know that, right. Oh.
I know they've probably apologized by now and moved on,
But that shows you the type of they showed you
who they were in that moment. So can we take
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some value in it if New York makes a terrible
mistake and votes this guy in and then New York burns. Yeah,
I guess I don't want that. I don't don't. I
don't want to have to learn a hard lesson the
hard way, you know, I don't. I don't want my
kids to have to go through a severe cocaine addiction
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and then come out of rehab to finally realize that
cocaine is bad. I would rather they just never did cocaine.
That would be a much better outcome. That's it now.
I'm not going to spend much time on this. But
there's a movie out. You haven't heard of it, and
I know you haven't gone to see it because no
one else did. The movie was called l e Oh.
(25:27):
It was put out by Pixar, and something happened. It's
famous right now because it's bombing in ways movies don't
normally bomb. What happened, well, they made it as gay
as they possibly could. They tried to make it all
about a gay eleven year old, and they test screened
the movie. After they'd done this, they just made the
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gayest possible movie. They test screened it, and after they
test screened it, they asked everybody, Hey, would you go
see this movie in the theater? And not a single
person raised their hand, so they scrambled, they panicked. Essentially,
they fired the director, some gay director of course, who
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had to gay the whole thing up, and then they
tried to chop it up. And now it's this huge
box office failure. And the point is not about the movie.
The movie doesn't matter all. The point isn't even necessarily
about Hollywood. The point is to remember that the communist
is always a communist first, even when you are a
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film director presented with the most amazing opportunity about how
many people want to be a director out there of
Hollywood films. Anyone who's at all into that stuff would
dream of a gig like that millionaire Hollywood director. And
finally you are handed the opportunity to be a Hollywood director,
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a writer, a producer. And what do you do, Well,
you're still a communist. First. You don't sit down and
try to make the greatest movie you can possibly make.
You sit down and figure out how you can spread
your sick religion to the masses. You sit down and
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try to use your role as Hollywood director to spread
cultural Marxism far and wide. This just goes to what
we've talked about so many times before. The communist is
always a communist first. Whether he wears a judge's robes
or sit in a Hollywood director's chair, or has an
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FBI badge, or a kindergarten teacher or whatever they are,
the communist never sets aside his communism, even when presented
with the opportunity of a lifetime. He can't help himself
because he is religious. He is not political, He is
not ideological. He is religious. He is a zeal it.
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If you want to truly understand the mind of these
people and why they do the things they do, why
they'll just light billions of dollars on fire, you're better
off studying radical Islamic jihadis than you are anything else.
That's how the communist conducts himself in a suicidally committed manner.
(28:21):
All right, We'll trying to knock out a couple emails
before we do headlines, and then we're checking out of here.
Hang on, miss Dost, catch up Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show on what has been a blast of
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a Tuesday. I know it sounds like I'm in a
bad mood. I swear I'm not in a bad mood. Honestly,
when I hear the President of the United States talking
about arresting this dirty communist in New York, it blesses me.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
New York City may well be led by a communist soon,
Zorhan Mundami, who in his nomination speech said he will
defy ICE and will not allow ICE to arrest criminal
aliens in New York City. Your message to communist is
Orhan Mundami.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Well, then we'll have to arrest him. Look, we don't
need a communist in this country, but if we have one,
I'm going to be watching over him very carefully on
behalf of the nation. We send him money, we send
him all the things that he needs to run a government.
We're going to be watching that very carefully. And a
lot of people are saying he's here illegally, he's you know,
we're going to look at everything. But and ideally he's
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going to turn out to be much less than a communist.
But right now he's a communist. That's not a socialist,
you know, I've always said we will not have socialism
in this country. In the speech, as I said, well
what they skipped socialism.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I like it when I hear Trump talk like this.
I like it when I hear Donald Trump speak like
this about Alejandro Majorcus.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Was he given a pardon my orkus?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Was he not?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I don't believe so.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Well, I take a look at that one, because what
he did is it's beyond in and then something had
to be gone. Now with that being said, he took
orders from other people, and he was really doing the orders.
And you could say he was very loyal to them,
because it must have been very hard for him to
stand up and sit up and you know, talk about
what he allowed to happen to this country and be
serious about it. So he was given orders if he
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wasn't given a parton I could see looking at that
and mag watern't you take a look at.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It, Christian. He's cooking. He's realizing we have to throw
these people in jail. You have to throw communists in jail.
And when I say he's cooking, he's cooking, so well,
we must be using the IQ sense what Chris, I
have to assume he's using an IQ Sense when he's
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cooking like this, because with an IQ Sense, you get
it done right every single time. The wireless, the magical,
miraculous meat thermometer wireless that syncs up with an app
on your phone. And when I say that, I know
maybe maybe you're anti technology like I am, and you
think to yourself, I can't do that. I did it,
(31:07):
all right, I did it, so you can do it.
It's nothing. You just download the app on your phone
and your phone tells you when the meat is done.
If you're looking, you're not cooking. You cook to temperature,
and thanks to the IQ Sense, it's done perfectly every time.
Whatever you cook chicken, beef, pork, chris, anything but brisket,
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it doesn't matter what it is in the pan and
the oven on the smoker. Plus, don't you want to
save cash independence days coming? Don't you want to make
sure your meat is perfect? Like my meat is chefiq
dot com code Jessie saves you fifteen percent. These things
can handle one thousand degrees. A thousand degrees, I'll be honest,
(31:55):
isn't that a little over built? I don't even know
anything that gets up to one thousand agrees? But the
IQ since can. I'm telling you this things amazing. Chef
iq dot com code Jesse Uh Scott descent. He decided
to weigh in on the the Elon Musk Trump spat
because Elon Musk is still as we speak, he's still
(32:16):
raging about this bill and issuing threats and it's just
a it's just a big, ugly, ugly mess right now.
With your reaction, you guys famously tangled Uh in the
White House.
Speaker 7 (32:28):
I admire Elon's leadership on rockets. I will take care
of the finances.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Hmmm. I know that may not sound like much. I mean,
he's he's not calling him names. But in professional circles,
you know, you know how it works in the professional world.
If you if you finish an email with please advise,
that is a that is a nasty way to finish
(32:57):
an email. That means somebody screwed some thing up or
miss something badly and you finish it with a please advise,
you might as well tell them to go screw themselves.
And that's in professionals speak, that's what that means. Elon
Musk is the richest man in the world. Scott A
sense no chump either. I mean it's billionaire too. But
(33:17):
Elon Musk is the richest man in the world, prideful
like all dudes, myself too. It's just we all suffer
from it. This doesn't sound that mean, but Scott Pissent
going on the news and telling Elon Musk, why don't
you stick to rockets? Hmmm? What's your reaction? You guys
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famously tangled in the White House.
Speaker 7 (33:42):
I admire Elon's leadership on rockets. I will take care
of the finances.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh oh yeah, Chris just brought up a good one.
Another good one. As per my last email, that's another
one of those professional things you put in your email
that is basically saying, apparently I have to repeat myself
because you're too stupid to read what I read before.
That's what that says. But as per my last email,
and by the way, all these things are exactly why
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Jewish producer Chris insists on editing any professional emails I
send to anybody, especially if I'm upset. He will say,
will you please let me look at that before you
send it, because I'm really good at these What Chris?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, Okay, that's a very fair point, Chris. Chris says
I'm not professional, so I don't usually use that jargon.
I'll just come right out and call you a moron
or something like that. But that's why Chris is here
to make sure I don't do that kind of thing anymore.
And I have to tell you I think I've improved.
And now here's a headline, why you know the thing?
(34:47):
Headlines We didn't get to Ford Foundation taps scandal, played
Yale Law School dean as the next president. This makes me,
so said, not not the president thing or any of
that other stuff, but Rockefellers, Ford, All these American lions,
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titans of industry, to watch to watch their legacy be
destroyed by filthy communists, grandchildren and great grandchildren saddens me.
Disney Disney's another example. Imagine Walt Disney finding out that
his company's losing billions because they can't can't stop gaying
(35:29):
up every movie. Imagine imagine raising Walt Disney from the
dead and taking him down to the Disney World Princess
store and showing him there's a dude with a beard
pretending to be a princess. Oh my gosh. NIH funded
hundreds of genetically engineered COVID variants Oh gosh, what's the
(35:49):
worst that could happen? Pentagon speeds up ship manufacturing, awarding
five billion dollar contract to supercharge America's nay power. Okay,
call me when the ship's done. If I sound cynical,
it's because I've watched these programs blow five billion turns
(36:09):
into twenty five billion, and you get a new ship
fifty years from now. Planned Parenthood defunding provision clears the
Senate Parliamentarian Review in the GOP budget bill. I guess
I'm just Debbie Downer today. Did you know that the
whole defunding planned Parenthood thing only applies to year one?
They only defund it for one year and then the
rest of it it goes right back in. I told
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you a Congress, this evil and this corrupt, is not
capable of producing a bill that is good. You can
argue the bill is necessary because we need the ice agents,
a border security and all that. You can argue all
these things, and maybe you're right, But beautiful, it's sure
ain't because Congress isn't capable of beautiful. It's basically a feminist,
(36:54):
that's all
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