July 3, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Joe Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an amazing Thursday, as we roll into Independence Day weekend,
a weekend full of fireworks in America and wieners and
mac and cheese and all kinds of the delicious American stuff.
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So let's talk about the parliamentarian. Why do we have
to hear about this person? What's going on there? Let's
talk about well, joining the military, hunting, fishing with your sons,
all that, so much more coming up in the final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show this week. Now, let's
do this one. Jesse, can you please explain what is
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all this parliamentarian nonsense? What is it about? How can
they do? Okay, so obviously this is kind of null
and void now because the bill, the big beautiful bill's
already passed and you know it's gonna be law and
all that stuff. But remember we had a conversation, let's
just recap this conversation again about why we didn't need
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sixty votes in the Senate. Remember in the United States
of America, and we really want it to be this way.
If you want to pass a law, you can't get
fifty one votes in the Senate. That's not how it works.
Laws are supposed to be difficult to pass. Remember that
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you need sixty votes in the Senate. But when does
either party have sixty votes in the Senate. It's not
very We never see that anymore. So they've kind of
found kind of a sketchy workaround. I'll use that term,
a sketchy workaround. And this sketchy workaround is this, it's
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not really a new law. We're just kind of making
a couple little adjustment skier and little adjustments there. But
you see if you do that, No, you don't have
to get to sixty votes. You only need fifty one votes.
But you don't get to just say it's not a
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new law. There are a list of rules you have
to follow. You can do this, you can't do that.
If you do this, it becomes a new law. You
need sixty votes if you do that, and the parliamentarian
this is where this person comes into play. I'm not
going to get into all the boring, brutally boring background
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of this position and everything else, but I will just
simply make this little note on it. The parliament who
kind of gives the yay or n a on this
stuff serves at the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader,
meaning whenever there's a Senate majority leader, if he wants
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that person fired and replaced, he can choose to do so.
And we have had the same one for thirteen years
since twenty twelve. Maybe you're angry right now, and you
shouldn't be because tomorrow's an Independence Day, but maybe you're
wondering where the heck is John Thune. Remember that conversation
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we had, I think it was first hour, maybe second
hour of the show about how there's a ten to
fifteen person red state cabal of GOP senators who always
keep their foot in the door so it can't slam
all the way shut on a American communism. That's John Thune.
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John Thune's another one of these red state senators who
knows how to say all the right things when he's
back home campaigning, knows how to sound like the most
right wing person when it comes to an election year
every six years. All over the television set. He's a
big fundraiser, all over the television set with fancy ad
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after fancy ad, I love my guns, I love the
border wall, so right wing, I love Trump a Papa,
and then spends the next four or five years filling
up the swamp. Lindsey Graham does it too, John Cornyn
does it too. Mike rounds that these red state senators,
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they do this, and we're changing that. That's the good news.
We are changing that. But that's how it's always gone.
You know what's amazing is this is one of the
first times in recent memory that I've seen it isn't
working for John Cornyn because John Cornyn, John Cornyn thought
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he was going to run the same playbook that John
Thune runs and Lindsey Graham runs, and Graham runs and
all these other people run. And that playbook is I
have six years in between elections, so I'll take four
of those years. I'll take four of those years and
I'll keep my foot in the door to make sure
communism can filter through. But then I understand I'm gonna
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have to run for reelection in a very red state.
Who's not going to like that. So I'll just do
what's always worked. I'll take fifty million dollars and buy
a bunch of television ads and tell people how much
I love Trump and how red right wing I am,
And then of course the idiot GOP primary voter in
the red state, they'll run to the polls and they'll
vote for me like they've always done. Only John Cornyan
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appears to be the one who's going to find out.
The GOP primary voter is changing, change, waking up, getting
more involved. He's getting smashed so badly right now, I'm
almost positive he's simply going to drop out of the
race before he gets curb stomped in the election. Why
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the GOP primary voter remembered when John Cornyn screwed him badly.
After the Uvalde school shooting, After that horrible school shooting
in Uvalde, the communists did what they've always done, and
they decided to grab guns. You know, they didn't care
about dead kids. It's not that communists always want to
take your guns away. They hate that you have guns
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because they want to hurt you. They want the power
to hurt you. They hate that they can't just hurt you.
It drives them crazy. If you could, if you could
hold down a communist and give him some truth serum,
he would tell you that confiscating your guns is more
important to him than any other issue. Because they just
want to hurt you. When you don't do what you're
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supposed to do. They want to hurt you, and your
guns keep them from that. And so they used another
school shooting. They stood on the dead bodies of children,
and they said, gotta do something about the guns, the
guns and guns. And Mitch McConnell turned to who John
Cornyan to work with the Democrats on gun control legislation.
John Cornyn from Texas. John corn the Texas Senator, worked
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on gun control and got gun control passed. But if
I have to make an excuse for him, it's always
worked in the past. You can do in the past.
You could do whatever you wanted in the off years
to the GOP primary voter, and that idiot will still
go vote for you every single primary. I saw him
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in the television. He said he's gonna build the wall
no more. John Cornyn showed up at a big GOP
event in Texas. This was, I would guess six months
after that gun control vote. I'm guessing on that that's
not exact big old GOP event. They started handing out
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these John Cornyn lanyards. Now, these are all gopers, these
are the GOP primary voters. Someone took a picture of
the trash can. You can just see this online. Virtually
every lanyard was in the trash. They took off their
John Cornyn lanyard as soon as they handed them out
and chucked them right in the garbage can. Then he
got up on stage and he got booed off stage.
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But it's always worked. That's always worked. Protect the swamp,
Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp. Use electioneer to act
like you're gonna drain it, then you go right back
to protecting the swamp. Oracle, do you hunt with your
sons after not hunting? When losing my father seven years ago,
I feel obligated to take my fourteen year old soon. Uh,
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My boys and I we went fishing with Grandpa. That
was the thing. My dad was just the ultimate outdoorsman.
Hunting fishing, that was his thing. He loved it, even
when I hated it as a kid. My Dad's dragging
me out of bed at four am and we're going
into the mountains, freezing to death looking for deer. That
was my dad. And so he started taking the boys
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with me. Obviously, I've done a ton of it, fishing
and stuff like that. They had never done any big game.
They still have not done any big game hunting, but
they just recently so sad. Right before he died, they said, hey,
I want to go kill a deer. I think I'm ready.
I'm gonna go hunting. I'm want to go kill a deer.
And then we went on that final fishing trip and
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my dad died the next day. But the answer your
question is no. But I really, if I'm being honest,
I feel obligated now to take them because he's not
there to take them. And when your son says he
wants to go kill a deer, we gotta go kill
a deer with your dad. Can't go kill a deer
with anybody else. You gotta go kill a deer with
your dad. And then I'm I'm going to absolutely die
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laughing watching them try to field dress that dag gone thing,
the same way my dad sat there and laughed at
me when I tried the first time. I'm on my
first kill, which is an antelope. I'm gonna sit there
and laugh at them. Don't get we're wrong. I'll show
them how, and then I'll sit there and snicker as
they're trying to take his guts out and everything. Sorry,
I realized I dis grossed out a bunch of you
animal lover freaks. But there's nothing I can do about it.
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All right, Someone wants to join the military, we'll talk
about that. We're going to talk about the president the budget.
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. It is The Jesse Kelly Show,
a wonderful, wonderful Thursday, right before Independence Day. I am
so excited. There's no heaviness tonight on the show is
as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. No,
we're just doing ask doctor Jesse questions and we're celebrating America. Baby,
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let's do some more of these, Jesse. I come to
you and ask for advice on how to best prepare
myself to enter the military. You mentioned in passing once
that the reason why you joined the Marines was to
mature yourself or grow up, and I've been thinking along
those same lines. I've been thinking of joining the Navy,
specifically hopefully the Seals. Do I need to start a
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workout routine or maybe pick up some chalk? Any advice
would be appreciated, all right, So first, I'm not a
Navy seal, so I can't give you specific instructions on
being a Navy seal but I will say this, you
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need to get yourself in shape before boot camp, before
boot camp. And I don't know what kind of a
pipeline program they have now to go right from boot
camp into the seals. And I don't know that because
it's usually changing. For instance, the Green Berets. I know this,
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you used to have to be in for a while
before they would allow you to come be a Green Beret.
They thought they needed guys with more maturity. They didn't
want eighteen nineteen year olds in there. They just didn't
have any desire for that. They wanted you to be
at least be in your twenties, that kind of thing.
But I know that they're always trying to feel quotas,
and I know they're always trying to adjust things. And
I believe do not quote me on this. You. I'll
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have to ask you a recruiter. There is more of
a pipeline program now to go be a Navy seal.
That's fine, that's great, good for you. If that is
your plan, you had better show up in elite shape.
You don't show up to get in shape. You show
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up in elite shape, and even then your body will
be broken down. And remember what BK has told us
because he is one of those guys. I'm not one
of those guys. I was a grunt marine. It's the
four year grunt marine. But BK is one of those guys.
And he said, if you think you're going to try
to make it in, you're not going to make it.
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You are going to want to die. There are going
to be multiple times where you feel like you're going
to die. They're going to make it so you feel
like you're going to freeze to death. They're going to
make you so miserable and in so much pain and
so tired that if if quitting is an option for
you in your mind, you will quit. You will seventy
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five percent dropout rate. For a reason, most people quit,
and the dropout rate is even worse when it's cold
because they have different different times. If you go into
the mentality that you would go in with the mentality
that you would rather die than quit, you will make it.
Most people do not have that mentality, and that's very understandable.
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I'm not criticizing you if maybe you tried it and failed.
Most people don't have that mentality. It has to be no, no,
I'll die or I'll be a Navy seal. If that's
your mentality, you'll be fine. But either way, show up
in elite shape. And if I may, I certainly understand
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the appeal of being a Navy seal. I do, and
Lord knows, they have some of the best pr in
human history. There's how many Navy Seal books, and there's
Navy Sealed TV shows and movies and and I get
all that and all that, and I get all that.
All that stuff's warranted. But if just being a super soldier,
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special operations super ninja type, remember that every branch has that.
And as much as I love to make fun of
the Air Force, Air Force pj are every bit Navy Seals.
In the Army, Special Forces, the Green Berets, bad dudes.
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In the Marines, they they're always changing the name. But
it's back to being Marine raiders, which is what it
should be, because that's really freaking cool. You want to
be a Marine and then have like a be like
a special operations Navy seal type. Marine Marines have that too.
The other branches have that kind of thing too. But
if it's Navy, if that's your thing, if you're a
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water person, uh, that is one other little disclaimer I
will put on there, how comfortable are you in the water?
Under the water? Navy seals. I know it sounds like
an obvious point, but a lot of people don't really
get this. Navy seals exist in and around the water,
and they are going to ensure that you are unbelievably
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comfortable in the water or that you quit the guys.
You know, you know who makes the Navy a lot surfers.
You know that surfers every I know. If you're not
a surfer, maybe you're dismissive of that. You think there
may be just a bunch of potheads basically skateboarders on
the water. Every surfer I've ever known had had basically
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eight pack abs. They were in incredible shape. They swam
like fish. They were very, very very comfortable in and
around the water. And that's a big thing because they're
gonna make you feel like you're going to drown there too.
You're gonna spend a lot of time in the ocean,
in the pool, under the water, water in your nose,
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in your eyes, what Chris, Yeah, what Chris said sounds fun.
But that's the thing they're gonna try. They're trying to
make you quit. They want to see if you will quit.
The goal is to weed out anybody who might quit,
and so they try to make you quit. I watched
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some documentary on them one time, and this is a
fairly new one. The guys he was they were on
the beach and they were doing some brutally long run
and I forget I think they were carrying their boats
or something like that, and the guys were all dying,
and the instructor was driving behind him in a truck
telling them, Hey, your mommy's waiting for you a nice
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warm bed. Don't you want a hot meal? You don't
want to be here. And I know that's funny to watch,
but believe me, that sounds real appealing. After the skin
on your heel is worn off and you're freezing to
death and stuff like that, they're going to try to
make you quit. All right there, Now, I'm going to
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talk to you about ZIP recruiter because finding good people
is very, very difficult. I know it is. I know
how many turds are out there in the workforce. I've
heard every horror story you can imagine by my friends
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ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back Jesse. Kelly
returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn that off. Chris, Gosh,
that's terrible. Why would you do that? Going into an
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independent state? You know what I need? I need an
American song going in an independence stay.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
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Speaker 1 (20:04):
I love them.
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Speaker 1 (20:26):
Absolutely, you know freedom is not free, Hey, Jesse, we
all love Hillsdale College if they asked you to deliver
a college course, what subject would you feel most comfortable presenting? Really?
Any of them? Honestly? What Chris? No, hear me out.
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There's something I've learned in my forty three years on
this planet, and that's that there's no substitute for confidence.
You just get up there and just work your way through.
Don't doubt yourself. Hey, Jesse, can you teach some advanced chemistry?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Of course, no problem, I'll figure it out. How hard
can it be to read that table thing? Chris? What's
that table thing? Costs? The thing? Yes? The periodicy exactly?
How hard can that be to read it? It's a
bunch of letters anybody can read that. Can't the president
veto any budget knowing he has at least thirty four
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senators who will not override his veto. No, No, listen,
all right, so let's explain this because I know there
are a bunch of happy people and sad people about
the bill, the big beautiful Bill as it's been branded. Okay, Yeah,
like I said, there's good things in it, a lot
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more money for a lot more money for ice. Because
there's good things in it. There's all kinds of really
bad things in it's terrible. So that's good and it's bad.
But it's up to Congress to write this. The president
does it write it, is not allowed to write it.
He doesn't have a line item veto on it. Now,
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I'm not completely excusing Trump from any responsibility for it,
because he does have the bully pulpit and he was
trying to whip votes for it. But a let me
use this as an example, because it's a perfect example. Trump,
as I told you at from the very beginning, he
wants his campaign promises fulfilled. He gets one bill. Virtually
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every president gets one bill. After that the House changes
hand blah blah blah blah blah. You generally don't get two,
you get one bill. Trump viewed this as his one
shot for no taxes on tips, more money for deportations.
So Trump, from the second they rolled this thing out
was saying, just pass it, just pass it, Just pass it,
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just pass it, and he was threatening to everyone who
didn't like it. Well, the bills as bad as it is,
it's way better now than what it was originally. Because
the hard right people in the House in the Senate
started chopping a lot of the bad stuff out of it.
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So the bill got better and better and better and
better and better, and changed a lot while as we
went on. But Donald Trump never stopped trying to just
get it passed. He just said, just pass it, just
pass it. Okay, But we changed this whatever, pass it.
But we changed that. Fine, pass it, pass it, pass it,
because he's not writing it. He's the president. He wants
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to do certain things, and the things he wanted done,
he had them put it in the bill. And then
the dirty scumbags in Congress started adding a bunch of
corruption and fraud to it. And he wasn't going to
let that stop him from getting his one bill passed.
It was his one chance. It's not that I'm making
an excuse, but it really is an excuse. It's an explanation.
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He has one shot at it. Just pass it, whatever
it is. Doesn't want to major on the minor. Pass
the bill. We'll figure it out, and he's going to
get more leeway and probably deserves more leeway when you
hear things like this, this is better than expected, Yeah, Sarah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Look, this jobs market is like the energizer bunny. Every
single time we expected to run out of steam, it
just keeps going and going. So these new numbers show
that the US economy added one hundred and forty seven
thousand jobs in June. That was well ahead of the
expectation of about one hundred and eighteen thousand, well ahead
of some whispers that we heard on Wall Street of
a sub one hundred thousand number. So this is indeed
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beating expectations. We were also expecting a slowdown we did
not get that. This is basically in line with May,
which was revised higher.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's also good news.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
The unemployment rate was expected to go up. It didn't.
It went down to four point one percent. That is
a very healthy number. This is still relatively historically love.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
When you're the president and you've got the economy going
gangbusters and the poll numbers show your approval rating is
through the roof, and you say pass my bill, it's
hard to say no. It's hard if you're in the
GOP to say no. Look, I know people a lot
of people in the House and the Senate who hated
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the ridiculous spending levels of this bild hated a lot
of it, and in the end they kind of felt obligated.
When Trump six months in economically it's killing.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
According to Triple A, gas prices are not only cheaper
this year.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
But there are levels we haven't seen in four years.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
According to Triple A, gas prices are down.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
More than thirty cents from this time last year. When
you're doing that, when the economy's going that way, and
the President gets up and says, I've got things rolling
past this bill now, so I can keep him rolling,
the bill is gonna get passed. It is what it is. Look,
if you want to feel good about it, there's a
lot to feel good about in the bill. If you
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want to feel bad about it, there's a lot to
feel bad about in the bill. Is there something in
it for everybody? You can choose. You can choose how
you feel. I choose to be happy because tomorrow is
Independence Day. Baby. Dear Jesse the not so Oracle, Why
were you a Carly Fiorina supporter in the fifteen to
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sixteen primaries? Were you a rhino back then? Or was
she not? I was shocked to discover this. Ps Would
you season yourself before eating or just quickly get over it? Okay,
so I'm not going to be mean to this guy
because he seems cool. He's funny and it's fine. So
this is not me being mean, but be very very
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careful what you read on the internet. I have never
been a Carly Fiorina supporter. I think maybe I voiced
support for her when she was running for something in
California maybe at one point in time, but definitely not
in the fifteen to sixteen primary. I was a well
documented Ted Cruz supporter. I didn't even remember Fiorina being
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in that primary. And again, that's not an insult to
this guy. But here's what happens. And this is so
weird for me because I'm so I'm so new to
all this stuff. Still, it just seems so new to me.
Somebody will will either lie on accident or maybe think
they read something and online or Facebook or something like that.
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Someone will say to someone else, wow, Jesse Kelly, I
think I remember him being a Carly Fiorina supporter and
someone else without verifying it because people don't verify anything,
no way, Oh she sucks. And then he'll go tell
someone else, did you know Jesse Kelly supported Carly Fiorina?
And then they'll tell someone else A complete fabrication like
(28:02):
this has taken off, and a bunch of people believe it. Now,
I don't stress about it because I generally don't care
what people think about me, which drives ab insane. But
just remember Verify, Verify Verify. You listen to me every day?
Do I sound like a Carly Fiorina supporter to you?
Does that sound like something that is legitimate at all?
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Come on now, all right, I have one of the
more interesting ask Doctor Jesse questions I think we've ever
had in my life. Now we've been doing this for
almost seven years now, Chris, I don't know that I've
ever had one like this. Hang on, feeling a little stocky,
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follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show before I leave you and go celebrate
America and then we'll be back here on Monday to
do Medal of Honor Monday and have all sorts of
fun then whatnot? So I've got a question, it's very interesting.
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But before we get to that question, Chris, do you people
celebrate independence state too or do you have a separate one?
What what I didn't I was asking I didn't know
if it was kosher or not anyway. Happy independence state
to you, Chris, just wishing you, happy you and yours,
right you and yours. Now let's get back to the question. Jesse,
short time listener, longtime dog glover. I have a question
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about the graves of the three family dogs we have lost.
How long do you maintain the area where the family
pets were laid to rest? All three are buried close together,
but on our property, the brush and weeds moving quickly.
Sometimes we throw some yard composts or limbs near that space.
I forgot to trim there when I mow the yard.
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Love the show, find a way to listen to all
three hours a day. I thought this was so interesting,
because all right, so I'm just gonna come out and
say we love our dogs, do we not? And yes, cats,
but we love our dogs and they really are a
part of the family. They just are. They become part
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of your family for a while, and then we lose
them horrible. I have buried myself with a shovel in
my hand, multiple dogs. And when you lose them, it
friggin hurts. It hurts, and you cry and it's awful
and it's just awful. It's the worst thing. But you
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bury them, and then what do you do? You go
get another dog. Almost everyone does. We always did it
usually in my house. My dad didn't like emotions, and
he definitely didn't like emotions on other people. So he's
not going to cry, but he's so bothered when everyone's
sad that he has to do something about it. I
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have to do something about it. So usually the day
of the day we got our dogs die or put
him down, he would get in the car and we're
driving down to somewhere to go pick up another dog.
That's my dad's way of doing it. That's my dad's
not that was his nice way of doing it. You
go get another dog. Maybe it's not the same day,
but you get another dog, and it's not that you
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forget about the dog you had. You know, I can
name all my dogs, Jake and Sam and Hank and
all these other I can name them, I can picture them,
and I love them. But you kind of move on.
It's not a person. You know, we love them. They're
part of the family, but it's not. It's not your child,
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it's not your mom, it's not your dad. It still
is in the end, a dog, and you move on.
I think I think Burying all your family dogs in
the same area is a really cool thing. I don't
know that you have to maintain that forever. I think
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you bury them. I mean if it helps you or
the kid ohs to mourn. Remember, mourning is human. It's good.
It's good to mourn. You don't need to. Don't ignore that. Mourn.
If you're sad, be sad. I was sad last night.
It's got sad randomly at dinner thinking about my dad,
and now I was just kind of down and distant the
way ab would put it distant for the end of
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the night. It's on my mind. That's good. Mourn your dog.
I don't think you have some obligation to maintain that forever,
the way you would your dad or your mom or
God forbid your child's grave. Now that's more of you
kind of need to make sure. That's make sure the
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upkeep is there. Not saying you got to be out
there putting down flowers every day. But that's one of
those things. I don't think ever expire. Think a dog's
grave comes with an expiration date. What Chris, was that cold?
That way? That was nice? I was being nice. Why
don't you think that's nice, Chris, do you disagree, Yeah,
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we bear that's where we did. We buried him in
the yard and then the grass grows and then he
helps fertilize the art, and that's kind of what it is.
It is what it is. I feel like I'm sounding
like a bad person right now. I don't mean to,
but I can tell normally by the look on Chris's
face when I've said something that's definitely gonna rub people
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the wrong way, which I feel like happens a lot
every single hour. So we're definitely gonna get some hate
mail for that. Not as much hate mail Chris as
we got about me saying Jaguar. I was talking about that,
the luxury car Jaguar. And you can't imagine how many
of you snobby grammar Nazis emailed into the show. No,
(34:00):
it's jaguarire. Look, I'm uneducated and I'm white trash. I
see the big cat on the front of the hood
ornament and it's called a freaking jaguar. Okay, you don't
see one of those in the Amazon eating something and say, oh,
look at the jaguar. Somebody passed the tea and Strumpet's
it's a jaguar. Okay, and if that bothers, you change
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the freaking channel and get some gold from gold Cove.
That's really important. Did I say that?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Gold? Chris? Never mind, everyone can say that gold Co
get some precious metals as part of your retirement account.
Did you know inflation is still really bad? Did you
know that as beautiful as you may think the bill is,
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the national dead is going to continue to explode. That
a debt crisis is not likely, it's inevitable. What are
you doing to make sure you don't lose your retirement?
Let gold Co protect yours? That's what I consider it
(35:05):
a retirement protection plan. That's what it is. Here's what
you do. Make a phone call, that's it. Eight five
five eight one seven Gold, or you can go to
Jesse likesgold dot com. Call him. Please don't do that
thing that most people do. Wait until it's too late.
(35:27):
You wait until the bubble pops and you wake up
and you look and oh, looks like I'm going back
to work. I don't ever want that. I don't want
that for you. Eight five five eight one seven Gold
or go to Jesse likes goold dot com. All right,
what Chris? That was funny and now here's a headline.
(35:48):
Why you know, you know the thing emails we didn't
get to. Jesse my son went to buy a new
laptop for college, and he bought the extended warranty and
signed up for the membership. I immediately made them go
back and remove them. I think extended warranties, service agreements,
protection plans, et cetera. Are a scam and a waste
(36:10):
of money. What are your thoughts as somebody who used
to sell these Sometimes and here's what I mean. They're
never as all encompassing, you know the protection plan. It's
never as all encompassing as the brochure says. That's a fact.
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But I have also seen them on large purposes. I
would never do it for a laptop either, I should
point out the TV the laptop. The answer is no, no, no,
no no. But on a large port, on a large purchase,
if you can afford it without hurting yourself. I have
seen those things bail people out, not all the time,
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at all, not at all. I'm not saying that sometimes
they are a In fact, I would probably say most
at the time they're a big waste of mine. But
sometimes they come bail you out. I'm gonna leave you
now because I have to go celebrate the birthday of America.
I hope you do the same. Even Chris is doing it.
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That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Joe Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an amazing Thursday, as we roll into Independence Day weekend,
a weekend full of fireworks in America and wieners and
mac and cheese and all kinds of the delicious American stuff.
(00:34):
So let's talk about the parliamentarian. Why do we have
to hear about this person? What's going on there? Let's
talk about well, joining the military, hunting, fishing with your sons,
all that, so much more coming up in the final
hour of the Jesse Kelly Show this week. Now, let's
do this one. Jesse, can you please explain what is
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all this parliamentarian nonsense? What is it about? How can
they do? Okay, so obviously this is kind of null
and void now because the bill, the big beautiful bill's
already passed and you know it's gonna be law and
all that stuff. But remember we had a conversation, let's
just recap this conversation again about why we didn't need
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sixty votes in the Senate. Remember in the United States
of America, and we really want it to be this way.
If you want to pass a law, you can't get
fifty one votes in the Senate. That's not how it works.
Laws are supposed to be difficult to pass. Remember that
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you need sixty votes in the Senate. But when does
either party have sixty votes in the Senate. It's not
very We never see that anymore. So they've kind of
found kind of a sketchy workaround. I'll use that term,
a sketchy workaround. And this sketchy workaround is this, it's
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not really a new law. We're just kind of making
a couple little adjustment skier and little adjustments there. But
you see if you do that, No, you don't have
to get to sixty votes. You only need fifty one votes.
But you don't get to just say it's not a
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new law. There are a list of rules you have
to follow. You can do this, you can't do that.
If you do this, it becomes a new law. You
need sixty votes if you do that, and the parliamentarian
this is where this person comes into play. I'm not
going to get into all the boring, brutally boring background
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of this position and everything else, but I will just
simply make this little note on it. The parliament who
kind of gives the yay or n a on this
stuff serves at the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader,
meaning whenever there's a Senate majority leader, if he wants
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that person fired and replaced, he can choose to do so.
And we have had the same one for thirteen years
since twenty twelve. Maybe you're angry right now, and you
shouldn't be because tomorrow's an Independence Day, but maybe you're
wondering where the heck is John Thune. Remember that conversation
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we had, I think it was first hour, maybe second
hour of the show about how there's a ten to
fifteen person red state cabal of GOP senators who always
keep their foot in the door so it can't slam
all the way shut on a American communism. That's John Thune.
(04:04):
John Thune's another one of these red state senators who
knows how to say all the right things when he's
back home campaigning, knows how to sound like the most
right wing person when it comes to an election year
every six years. All over the television set. He's a
big fundraiser, all over the television set with fancy ad
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after fancy ad, I love my guns, I love the
border wall, so right wing, I love Trump a Papa,
and then spends the next four or five years filling
up the swamp. Lindsey Graham does it too, John Cornyn
does it too. Mike rounds that these red state senators,
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they do this, and we're changing that. That's the good news.
We are changing that. But that's how it's always gone.
You know what's amazing is this is one of the
first times in recent memory that I've seen it isn't
working for John Cornyn because John Cornyn, John Cornyn thought
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he was going to run the same playbook that John
Thune runs and Lindsey Graham runs, and Graham runs and
all these other people run. And that playbook is I
have six years in between elections, so I'll take four
of those years. I'll take four of those years and
I'll keep my foot in the door to make sure
communism can filter through. But then I understand I'm gonna
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have to run for reelection in a very red state.
Who's not going to like that. So I'll just do
what's always worked. I'll take fifty million dollars and buy
a bunch of television ads and tell people how much
I love Trump and how red right wing I am,
And then of course the idiot GOP primary voter in
the red state, they'll run to the polls and they'll
vote for me like they've always done. Only John Cornyan
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appears to be the one who's going to find out.
The GOP primary voter is changing, change, waking up, getting
more involved. He's getting smashed so badly right now, I'm
almost positive he's simply going to drop out of the
race before he gets curb stomped in the election. Why
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the GOP primary voter remembered when John Cornyn screwed him badly.
After the Uvalde school shooting, After that horrible school shooting
in Uvalde, the communists did what they've always done, and
they decided to grab guns. You know, they didn't care
about dead kids. It's not that communists always want to
take your guns away. They hate that you have guns
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because they want to hurt you. They want the power
to hurt you. They hate that they can't just hurt you.
It drives them crazy. If you could, if you could
hold down a communist and give him some truth serum,
he would tell you that confiscating your guns is more
important to him than any other issue. Because they just
want to hurt you. When you don't do what you're
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supposed to do. They want to hurt you, and your
guns keep them from that. And so they used another
school shooting. They stood on the dead bodies of children,
and they said, gotta do something about the guns, the
guns and guns. And Mitch McConnell turned to who John
Cornyan to work with the Democrats on gun control legislation.
John Cornyn from Texas. John corn the Texas Senator, worked
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on gun control and got gun control passed. But if
I have to make an excuse for him, it's always
worked in the past. You can do in the past.
You could do whatever you wanted in the off years
to the GOP primary voter, and that idiot will still
go vote for you every single primary. I saw him
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in the television. He said he's gonna build the wall
no more. John Cornyn showed up at a big GOP
event in Texas. This was, I would guess six months
after that gun control vote. I'm guessing on that that's
not exact big old GOP event. They started handing out
(08:01):
these John Cornyn lanyards. Now, these are all gopers, these
are the GOP primary voters. Someone took a picture of
the trash can. You can just see this online. Virtually
every lanyard was in the trash. They took off their
John Cornyn lanyard as soon as they handed them out
and chucked them right in the garbage can. Then he
got up on stage and he got booed off stage.
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But it's always worked. That's always worked. Protect the swamp,
Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp. Use electioneer to act
like you're gonna drain it, then you go right back
to protecting the swamp. Oracle, do you hunt with your
sons after not hunting? When losing my father seven years ago,
I feel obligated to take my fourteen year old soon. Uh,
(08:48):
My boys and I we went fishing with Grandpa. That
was the thing. My dad was just the ultimate outdoorsman.
Hunting fishing, that was his thing. He loved it, even
when I hated it as a kid. My Dad's dragging
me out of bed at four am and we're going
into the mountains, freezing to death looking for deer. That
was my dad. And so he started taking the boys
(09:10):
with me. Obviously, I've done a ton of it, fishing
and stuff like that. They had never done any big game.
They still have not done any big game hunting, but
they just recently so sad. Right before he died, they said, hey,
I want to go kill a deer. I think I'm ready.
I'm gonna go hunting. I'm want to go kill a deer.
And then we went on that final fishing trip and
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my dad died the next day. But the answer your
question is no. But I really, if I'm being honest,
I feel obligated now to take them because he's not
there to take them. And when your son says he
wants to go kill a deer, we gotta go kill
a deer with your dad. Can't go kill a deer
with anybody else. You gotta go kill a deer with
your dad. And then I'm I'm going to absolutely die
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laughing watching them try to field dress that dag gone thing,
the same way my dad sat there and laughed at
me when I tried the first time. I'm on my
first kill, which is an antelope. I'm gonna sit there
and laugh at them. Don't get we're wrong. I'll show
them how, and then I'll sit there and snicker as
they're trying to take his guts out and everything. Sorry,
I realized I dis grossed out a bunch of you
animal lover freaks. But there's nothing I can do about it.
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a wonderful, wonderful Thursday, right before Independence Day. I am
so excited. There's no heaviness tonight on the show is
as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. No,
we're just doing ask doctor Jesse questions and we're celebrating America. Baby,
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let's do some more of these, Jesse. I come to
you and ask for advice on how to best prepare
myself to enter the military. You mentioned in passing once
that the reason why you joined the Marines was to
mature yourself or grow up, and I've been thinking along
those same lines. I've been thinking of joining the Navy,
specifically hopefully the Seals. Do I need to start a
(12:27):
workout routine or maybe pick up some chalk? Any advice
would be appreciated, all right, So first, I'm not a
Navy seal, so I can't give you specific instructions on
being a Navy seal but I will say this, you
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need to get yourself in shape before boot camp, before
boot camp. And I don't know what kind of a
pipeline program they have now to go right from boot
camp into the seals. And I don't know that because
it's usually changing. For instance, the Green Berets. I know this,
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you used to have to be in for a while
before they would allow you to come be a Green Beret.
They thought they needed guys with more maturity. They didn't
want eighteen nineteen year olds in there. They just didn't
have any desire for that. They wanted you to be
at least be in your twenties, that kind of thing.
But I know that they're always trying to feel quotas,
and I know they're always trying to adjust things. And
I believe do not quote me on this. You. I'll
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have to ask you a recruiter. There is more of
a pipeline program now to go be a Navy seal.
That's fine, that's great, good for you. If that is
your plan, you had better show up in elite shape.
You don't show up to get in shape. You show
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up in elite shape, and even then your body will
be broken down. And remember what BK has told us
because he is one of those guys. I'm not one
of those guys. I was a grunt marine. It's the
four year grunt marine. But BK is one of those guys.
And he said, if you think you're going to try
to make it in, you're not going to make it.
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You are going to want to die. There are going
to be multiple times where you feel like you're going
to die. They're going to make it so you feel
like you're going to freeze to death. They're going to
make you so miserable and in so much pain and
so tired that if if quitting is an option for
you in your mind, you will quit. You will seventy
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five percent dropout rate. For a reason, most people quit,
and the dropout rate is even worse when it's cold
because they have different different times. If you go into
the mentality that you would go in with the mentality
that you would rather die than quit, you will make it.
Most people do not have that mentality, and that's very understandable.
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I'm not criticizing you if maybe you tried it and failed.
Most people don't have that mentality. It has to be no, no,
I'll die or I'll be a Navy seal. If that's
your mentality, you'll be fine. But either way, show up
in elite shape. And if I may, I certainly understand
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the appeal of being a Navy seal. I do, and
Lord knows, they have some of the best pr in
human history. There's how many Navy Seal books, and there's
Navy Sealed TV shows and movies and and I get
all that and all that, and I get all that.
All that stuff's warranted. But if just being a super soldier,
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special operations super ninja type, remember that every branch has that.
And as much as I love to make fun of
the Air Force, Air Force pj are every bit Navy Seals.
In the Army, Special Forces, the Green Berets, bad dudes.
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In the Marines, they they're always changing the name. But
it's back to being Marine raiders, which is what it
should be, because that's really freaking cool. You want to
be a Marine and then have like a be like
a special operations Navy seal type. Marine Marines have that too.
The other branches have that kind of thing too. But
if it's Navy, if that's your thing, if you're a
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water person, uh, that is one other little disclaimer I
will put on there, how comfortable are you in the water?
Under the water? Navy seals. I know it sounds like
an obvious point, but a lot of people don't really
get this. Navy seals exist in and around the water,
and they are going to ensure that you are unbelievably
(16:54):
comfortable in the water or that you quit the guys.
You know, you know who makes the Navy a lot surfers.
You know that surfers every I know. If you're not
a surfer, maybe you're dismissive of that. You think there
may be just a bunch of potheads basically skateboarders on
the water. Every surfer I've ever known had had basically
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eight pack abs. They were in incredible shape. They swam
like fish. They were very, very very comfortable in and
around the water. And that's a big thing because they're
gonna make you feel like you're going to drown there too.
You're gonna spend a lot of time in the ocean,
in the pool, under the water, water in your nose,
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in your eyes, what Chris, Yeah, what Chris said sounds fun.
But that's the thing they're gonna try. They're trying to
make you quit. They want to see if you will quit.
The goal is to weed out anybody who might quit,
and so they try to make you quit. I watched
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some documentary on them one time, and this is a
fairly new one. The guys he was they were on
the beach and they were doing some brutally long run
and I forget I think they were carrying their boats
or something like that, and the guys were all dying,
and the instructor was driving behind him in a truck
telling them, Hey, your mommy's waiting for you a nice
(18:22):
warm bed. Don't you want a hot meal? You don't
want to be here. And I know that's funny to watch,
but believe me, that sounds real appealing. After the skin
on your heel is worn off and you're freezing to
death and stuff like that, they're going to try to
make you quit. All right there, Now, I'm going to
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returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Turn that off. Chris, Gosh,
that's terrible. Why would you do that? Going into an
(19:49):
independent state? You know what I need? I need an
American song going in an independence stay.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
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Speaker 1 (20:04):
I love them.
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Speaker 1 (20:26):
Absolutely, you know freedom is not free, Hey, Jesse, we
all love Hillsdale College if they asked you to deliver
a college course, what subject would you feel most comfortable presenting? Really?
Any of them? Honestly? What Chris? No, hear me out.
(20:48):
There's something I've learned in my forty three years on
this planet, and that's that there's no substitute for confidence.
You just get up there and just work your way through.
Don't doubt yourself. Hey, Jesse, can you teach some advanced chemistry?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Of course, no problem, I'll figure it out. How hard
can it be to read that table thing? Chris? What's
that table thing? Costs? The thing? Yes? The periodicy exactly?
How hard can that be to read it? It's a
bunch of letters anybody can read that. Can't the president
veto any budget knowing he has at least thirty four
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senators who will not override his veto. No, No, listen,
all right, so let's explain this because I know there
are a bunch of happy people and sad people about
the bill, the big beautiful Bill as it's been branded. Okay, Yeah,
like I said, there's good things in it, a lot
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more money for a lot more money for ice. Because
there's good things in it. There's all kinds of really
bad things in it's terrible. So that's good and it's bad.
But it's up to Congress to write this. The president
does it write it, is not allowed to write it.
He doesn't have a line item veto on it. Now,
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I'm not completely excusing Trump from any responsibility for it,
because he does have the bully pulpit and he was
trying to whip votes for it. But a let me
use this as an example, because it's a perfect example. Trump,
as I told you at from the very beginning, he
wants his campaign promises fulfilled. He gets one bill. Virtually
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every president gets one bill. After that the House changes
hand blah blah blah blah blah. You generally don't get two,
you get one bill. Trump viewed this as his one
shot for no taxes on tips, more money for deportations.
So Trump, from the second they rolled this thing out
was saying, just pass it, just pass it, Just pass it,
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just pass it, and he was threatening to everyone who
didn't like it. Well, the bills as bad as it is,
it's way better now than what it was originally. Because
the hard right people in the House in the Senate
started chopping a lot of the bad stuff out of it.
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So the bill got better and better and better and
better and better, and changed a lot while as we
went on. But Donald Trump never stopped trying to just
get it passed. He just said, just pass it, just
pass it. Okay, But we changed this whatever, pass it.
But we changed that. Fine, pass it, pass it, pass it,
because he's not writing it. He's the president. He wants
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to do certain things, and the things he wanted done,
he had them put it in the bill. And then
the dirty scumbags in Congress started adding a bunch of
corruption and fraud to it. And he wasn't going to
let that stop him from getting his one bill passed.
It was his one chance. It's not that I'm making
an excuse, but it really is an excuse. It's an explanation.
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He has one shot at it. Just pass it, whatever
it is. Doesn't want to major on the minor. Pass
the bill. We'll figure it out, and he's going to
get more leeway and probably deserves more leeway when you
hear things like this, this is better than expected, Yeah, Sarah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Look, this jobs market is like the energizer bunny. Every
single time we expected to run out of steam, it
just keeps going and going. So these new numbers show
that the US economy added one hundred and forty seven
thousand jobs in June. That was well ahead of the
expectation of about one hundred and eighteen thousand, well ahead
of some whispers that we heard on Wall Street of
a sub one hundred thousand number. So this is indeed
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beating expectations. We were also expecting a slowdown we did
not get that. This is basically in line with May,
which was revised higher.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It's also good news.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
The unemployment rate was expected to go up. It didn't.
It went down to four point one percent. That is
a very healthy number. This is still relatively historically love.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
When you're the president and you've got the economy going
gangbusters and the poll numbers show your approval rating is
through the roof, and you say pass my bill, it's
hard to say no. It's hard if you're in the
GOP to say no. Look, I know people a lot
of people in the House and the Senate who hated
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the ridiculous spending levels of this bild hated a lot
of it, and in the end they kind of felt obligated.
When Trump six months in economically it's killing.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
According to Triple A, gas prices are not only cheaper
this year.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
But there are levels we haven't seen in four years.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
According to Triple A, gas prices are down.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
More than thirty cents from this time last year. When
you're doing that, when the economy's going that way, and
the President gets up and says, I've got things rolling
past this bill now, so I can keep him rolling,
the bill is gonna get passed. It is what it is. Look,
if you want to feel good about it, there's a
lot to feel good about in the bill. If you
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want to feel bad about it, there's a lot to
feel bad about in the bill. Is there something in
it for everybody? You can choose. You can choose how
you feel. I choose to be happy because tomorrow is
Independence Day. Baby. Dear Jesse the not so Oracle, Why
were you a Carly Fiorina supporter in the fifteen to
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sixteen primaries? Were you a rhino back then? Or was
she not? I was shocked to discover this. Ps Would
you season yourself before eating or just quickly get over it? Okay,
so I'm not going to be mean to this guy
because he seems cool. He's funny and it's fine. So
this is not me being mean, but be very very
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careful what you read on the internet. I have never
been a Carly Fiorina supporter. I think maybe I voiced
support for her when she was running for something in
California maybe at one point in time, but definitely not
in the fifteen to sixteen primary. I was a well
documented Ted Cruz supporter. I didn't even remember Fiorina being
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in that primary. And again, that's not an insult to
this guy. But here's what happens. And this is so
weird for me because I'm so I'm so new to
all this stuff. Still, it just seems so new to me.
Somebody will will either lie on accident or maybe think
they read something and online or Facebook or something like that.
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Someone will say to someone else, wow, Jesse Kelly, I
think I remember him being a Carly Fiorina supporter and
someone else without verifying it because people don't verify anything,
no way, Oh she sucks. And then he'll go tell
someone else, did you know Jesse Kelly supported Carly Fiorina?
And then they'll tell someone else A complete fabrication like
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this has taken off, and a bunch of people believe it. Now,
I don't stress about it because I generally don't care
what people think about me, which drives ab insane. But
just remember Verify, Verify Verify. You listen to me every day?
Do I sound like a Carly Fiorina supporter to you?
Does that sound like something that is legitimate at all?
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Come on now, all right, I have one of the
more interesting ask Doctor Jesse questions I think we've ever
had in my life. Now we've been doing this for
almost seven years now, Chris, I don't know that I've
ever had one like this. Hang on, feeling a little stocky,
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follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is that Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show before I leave you and go celebrate
America and then we'll be back here on Monday to
do Medal of Honor Monday and have all sorts of
fun then whatnot? So I've got a question, it's very interesting.
(29:10):
But before we get to that question, Chris, do you people
celebrate independence state too or do you have a separate one?
What what I didn't I was asking I didn't know
if it was kosher or not anyway. Happy independence state
to you, Chris, just wishing you, happy you and yours,
right you and yours. Now let's get back to the question. Jesse,
short time listener, longtime dog glover. I have a question
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about the graves of the three family dogs we have lost.
How long do you maintain the area where the family
pets were laid to rest? All three are buried close together,
but on our property, the brush and weeds moving quickly.
Sometimes we throw some yard composts or limbs near that space.
I forgot to trim there when I mow the yard.
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Love the show, find a way to listen to all
three hours a day. I thought this was so interesting,
because all right, so I'm just gonna come out and
say we love our dogs, do we not? And yes, cats,
but we love our dogs and they really are a
part of the family. They just are. They become part
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of your family for a while, and then we lose
them horrible. I have buried myself with a shovel in
my hand, multiple dogs. And when you lose them, it
friggin hurts. It hurts, and you cry and it's awful
and it's just awful. It's the worst thing. But you
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bury them, and then what do you do? You go
get another dog. Almost everyone does. We always did it
usually in my house. My dad didn't like emotions, and
he definitely didn't like emotions on other people. So he's
not going to cry, but he's so bothered when everyone's
sad that he has to do something about it. I
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have to do something about it. So usually the day
of the day we got our dogs die or put
him down, he would get in the car and we're
driving down to somewhere to go pick up another dog.
That's my dad's way of doing it. That's my dad's
not that was his nice way of doing it. You
go get another dog. Maybe it's not the same day,
but you get another dog, and it's not that you
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forget about the dog you had. You know, I can
name all my dogs, Jake and Sam and Hank and
all these other I can name them, I can picture them,
and I love them. But you kind of move on.
It's not a person. You know, we love them. They're
part of the family, but it's not. It's not your child,
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it's not your mom, it's not your dad. It still
is in the end, a dog, and you move on.
I think I think Burying all your family dogs in
the same area is a really cool thing. I don't
know that you have to maintain that forever. I think
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you bury them. I mean if it helps you or
the kid ohs to mourn. Remember, mourning is human. It's good.
It's good to mourn. You don't need to. Don't ignore that. Mourn.
If you're sad, be sad. I was sad last night.
It's got sad randomly at dinner thinking about my dad,
and now I was just kind of down and distant the
way ab would put it distant for the end of
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the night. It's on my mind. That's good. Mourn your dog.
I don't think you have some obligation to maintain that forever,
the way you would your dad or your mom or
God forbid your child's grave. Now that's more of you
kind of need to make sure. That's make sure the
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upkeep is there. Not saying you got to be out
there putting down flowers every day. But that's one of
those things. I don't think ever expire. Think a dog's
grave comes with an expiration date. What Chris, was that cold?
That way? That was nice? I was being nice. Why
don't you think that's nice, Chris, do you disagree, Yeah,
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we bear that's where we did. We buried him in
the yard and then the grass grows and then he
helps fertilize the art, and that's kind of what it is.
It is what it is. I feel like I'm sounding
like a bad person right now. I don't mean to,
but I can tell normally by the look on Chris's
face when I've said something that's definitely gonna rub people
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the wrong way, which I feel like happens a lot
every single hour. So we're definitely gonna get some hate
mail for that. Not as much hate mail Chris as
we got about me saying Jaguar. I was talking about that,
the luxury car Jaguar. And you can't imagine how many
of you snobby grammar Nazis emailed into the show. No,
(34:00):
it's jaguarire. Look, I'm uneducated and I'm white trash. I
see the big cat on the front of the hood
ornament and it's called a freaking jaguar. Okay, you don't
see one of those in the Amazon eating something and say, oh,
look at the jaguar. Somebody passed the tea and Strumpet's
it's a jaguar. Okay, and if that bothers, you change
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the freaking channel and get some gold from gold Cove.
That's really important. Did I say that?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Gold? Chris? Never mind, everyone can say that gold Co
get some precious metals as part of your retirement account.
Did you know inflation is still really bad? Did you
know that as beautiful as you may think the bill is,
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the national dead is going to continue to explode. That
a debt crisis is not likely, it's inevitable. What are
you doing to make sure you don't lose your retirement?
Let gold Co protect yours? That's what I consider it
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a retirement protection plan. That's what it is. Here's what
you do. Make a phone call, that's it. Eight five
five eight one seven Gold, or you can go to
Jesse likesgold dot com. Call him. Please don't do that
thing that most people do. Wait until it's too late.
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You wait until the bubble pops and you wake up
and you look and oh, looks like I'm going back
to work. I don't ever want that. I don't want
that for you. Eight five five eight one seven Gold
or go to Jesse likes goold dot com. All right,
what Chris? That was funny and now here's a headline.
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Why you know, you know the thing emails we didn't
get to. Jesse my son went to buy a new
laptop for college, and he bought the extended warranty and
signed up for the membership. I immediately made them go
back and remove them. I think extended warranties, service agreements,
protection plans, et cetera. Are a scam and a waste
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of money. What are your thoughts as somebody who used
to sell these Sometimes and here's what I mean. They're
never as all encompassing, you know the protection plan. It's
never as all encompassing as the brochure says. That's a fact.
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But I have also seen them on large purposes. I
would never do it for a laptop either, I should
point out the TV the laptop. The answer is no, no, no,
no no. But on a large port, on a large purchase,
if you can afford it without hurting yourself. I have
seen those things bail people out, not all the time,
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at all, not at all. I'm not saying that sometimes
they are a In fact, I would probably say most
at the time they're a big waste of mine. But
sometimes they come bail you out. I'm gonna leave you
now because I have to go celebrate the birthday of America.
I hope you do the same. Even Chris is doing it.
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That's all
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