July 18, 2025 • 37 mins
Is Mamdani unique to New York City? Revenge sells. Is DC a failed state? Are we on the cusp of another revolution? Why don’t republicans address the cloward-piven strategy? Was the moon landing faked?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show Days The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, sailing into the weekend. We have all kinds
of great questions and great stuff this hour. I do
want to before we get back to the questions, and
it's about hair replacement and Epstein and all kinds of
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weird questions that you have. But I did want to
point this bit out.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This woman here, Annie Thomasini. She's the former senior advisor
to President Joe Biden. She was the third person set
to appear before James Comer's committee. She has now taken
the fifth. So the doctor, the aid did, Joe Biden,
and now Ms Thomassini have all done the same behind
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closed doors.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
There might be a lot of trouble on the horizon
for the Democrats. There's not really any other way to
put it. You already know the details. I mean, you
suspected they knew he wasn't functional. They lied and ran
the country like animals. That's why it was so bad.
That's why Joe Biden's presidency was so disastrous, so bad
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because unchecked communists ran the United States of America. Now
they're all pleading the fifth we might actually get some
government contribute or government prosecutions. Don't want to get your
hopes up again. But when Donald Trump has announced several
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times publicly that this is the largest scandal in fifty
to one hundred years, that's Donald Trump what he's telling
us publicly. What do you think he's telling Pam BONDI privately.
If that's his public stance, that's basically him saying, you
better do something with this, and it's a big deal anyway.
Beaver Killer Kelly, do you think the way President Trump
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is handling the Epstein file is a debacle that will
kill the MAGA movement? I would love to see Vance
as the next president, but I fear the MAGA movement
will not survive this. No, I I'm gonna say something
to you. It's gonna sound insulting, but it doesn't. It's
not meant to be. You are in a bubble. I
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am in a bubble. We are political people. We hoover
this stuff up all day. I'm doing the same stuff
you're doing. I'm reading, I'm watching stuff figuring out what
You are in a political bubble? So am I? If
you spend a lot of time on social media, on
Twitter or Facebook or whatever it may be, arguing about politics,
commenting on this. It's not that you're dumb, and it's
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not that your bubble was bad. We put ourselves in
the bubbles. We want to put ourselves in because that's
what we enjoy, that's what we're passionate about. America to
some extent does care about the Epstein stuff a little,
but it's only a little. Trump's approval number came out
again today at fifty two percent. That's extremely high for
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at this point in time in a presidency. Fifty two percent.
America is happy. Deportations are happening, the border is secure,
the manufacturing some of it is coming back. There is
a feeling out there that the jobs market is getting better,
and of course it will be getting better when you're
deporting people a million self deportations. Of course, that's going
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to open up new opportunities for Americans. I'm not telling
you everything is hunky dory, imperfect, and I'm not telling
you the Epstein stuff is wonderful. But bubble people like me,
like you, we tend to overblow the importance of some stories.
People vote on the dinner table issues. How are you may?
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Are you paying the bills? Billy can't find a job,
it illegal, ran over my mother. People vote on that
kind of stuff, the Epstein stuff. I'm not saying at
all that it doesn't matter. It does, and I get
why it matters so much to you. But for the
norms in normas out there who actually decide elections, they're
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quite pleased. Right now. I realized there is some infighting
on Trump's bace that you said, the MAGA movement, there's
some fighting about that. In fighting is good. Some people
are saying, shut up and move on. Other people are saying, no,
that sounds bad all that stuff, fine, this too shall pass.
This is not something that would kill the movement. You
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know what would kill the movement. It would take something
gigantic like amnesty. You know Maria Salazar calling for amnesty
in Spanish from the capital state.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I do believe that the president promised that the illegals
who are criminals were going to be kicked out of
the country. Now there is an are massive people who
most of them are Hispanics, who have been here for
more than five years. They have been contributing to the economy,
who do not have a criminal record, and those people
are the ones who deserve some type of dignity.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
El mimrio Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Sorry, Chris. Sometimes sometimes I just my brain switches to
Spanish and I forget, I forget that it's an English show. Uh.
That would destroy the movement, That would destroy the Republican Party.
By the way, the White House already came out and said,
shut up, Maria, No, there's not going to be amnesty,
so don't worry about that. That they they shot her
down immediately on her stupid Dignity Act, her big amnesty Act.
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But it would take something like that. That is what
would kill the America First Movement. It would splinter, it
would be massivil war, something that ignorant, stupid and evil.
That's what will do it. And of course courtesy and
Maria Salas are or of course it would come from
that moron. You know, freedom is not free, Jesse. If
President Trump were on the flight list to Epstein Island,
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it would have been leaked long ago just to destroy
our favorite potus. For that reason, I don't think there's
a flight list. Wouldn't that makes sense your opinion? Please? Well,
I've kind of covered this already, so I don't want
to cover it again. Just being on Jeffrey Epstein's jet,
even if you were, doesn't make you a criminal. The
flight logs are public, you can go look at them,
they're online. Don't look at all the names. But flying
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on someone's private jet is not a crime. Even Jeffrey
Epstein's a bunch of people I'm sure didn't know what
it was into. Jesse love the show. Are you aware
that there are clinics in Houston that can give you
a full head of hair? Again, you need not look
like a bald, gangly scarecrow any longer. It's a one
day procedure. They take your skin off, your bat, in
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your butt, off your back, in your butt, and basically
paste those hair follicles onto your head. It costs ten
thousand dollars and last the decade. Okay, first of all,
I'm not paying ten thousand dollars for virtually anything. And definitely,
what do you think money grows on trees? If I
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were to go drop ten thousand dollars on some stupid,
unnecessary cosmetic surgery, my father, God rest his soul, would
rise from the grave and come and just murder me.
I would I replace him, he'd rise in the grave
and come kill me and put me back in his confident.
That's what he would do if I spend ten thousand
dollars on something that stupid. That's one. Two. I don't
want butt here on my head, even my own butt here.
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Don't tell me you wouldn't think about that every single
time you were showering. Don't tell me you wouldn't tell
me you wouldn't do this immediately after that surgery. Scratch
your head, and then you'd be like, I wonder if
my fingers smell Chris, you know what I'm talking about.
Don't shake your head. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You'd be smelling your fingers. You would think to you,
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I know it's nasty. I didn't suggest it. He suggested it.
Don't put that on me. He's the one who told
me to put butt hair on my head. No, absolutely
not no. The only thing that would make that even
slightly tempting is how horrified OB would be. That would
make it worth it. I would make sure I was
constantly taking hairs out of my head and putting them
in her sink and stuff like that. That'd be fun.
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Jesse besides listening to your radio each day and reading
your book, which I do and did as a welcome therapy.
What do you suggest suggests as a cure for the
apathy and lethargy in the GOP party who sit as
lazy and comfortable people respond to pain. Remember, the United
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States of America has gone through some really, really, really
rocky times because of the Communists in recent years. Two
of the big ones that stand out are COVID and
the Saint George Floyd protests. But those were bad moments,
There's no question about it. All the death and misery
and learning loss. We don't have to go into it.
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They were really bad. I know they're bad, you know,
we all know it. But those moments also woke a
lot of people up. You know, Let's focus on the
George Floyd stuff real quick. The relentless ongoing racial division
and activism on the left, constantly constantly poking and poking
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and tearing at the scabs and tearing at the scabs
had been going on for years and years and years
in the United States of America to such a degree that,
I mean, it was awful and evil when it was
tearing the country apart. They went all in on that
for Saint George Floyd all in. Remember they took it
in Jemima off the pancake mix. They went all in
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on that. But what that kind of craziness did is
it woke a lot of people up. And I see
at least people on the right now. I see them
boulder with their rejection of that stuff than I have
ever seen in my lifetime. For the longest time, if
you approached any Republican, especially an elected official, and called
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them a racist, they would start navel gazing. Hold on,
hold on, I've got some black friends, and you don't
understand what now, They're probably gonna tell you you're a stupid
idiot and get out of their face. That kind of
spark pushed people to be off the couch, to get involved.
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How many mothers listening to the sound of my voice
right now, we're so angry about all the school closure
stuff from COVID. They got politically involved. There are lots
of them. Lots of them. Moms got up and said,
excuse me, your harm and my baby. No, sir, anyway,
I'm going to talk to you about pure talk. This
is another thing. We've been a lot, a lot better
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at for most of my life. I'm about to be
forty four on Sunday, my birthdays in two days. For
most of my life, the right has taken the line that, well,
I mean, I'm still gonna eat here even though this
company hates me. They have a delicious sandwich, and I'm
gonna eat here anyway. We don't boycott like the left
does that prophetic stance. Hi, I'm never gonna fight. Aren't
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you proud of me? No more? Now people are seeking
out companies where they can take their business. They're taking
money away from the Verizons, the AT and ts and
the T mobiles, and they're going to Pure Talk. They're
flocking to Pure Talk. Don't think you're the only one.
Pure Talk's reputation precedes them. Wonderful customer service where you
speak to an American who speaks English. They have all
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the new fancy phones or keep your phone, keep your
phone number. And they're patriotic. They didn't give to Black
Lives matter the other ones did switch today. Dial pound
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to try to get through as many of your wonderful
questions as we possibly can for the rest of the day,
Doctor Jesse. Oh, never mind, that was the one of
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this reads Jesse. Have you considered the possibility that New
Yorkers chose ma'am Donnie not because he was their preferred candidate,
but because Cuomo was such an awful candidate His name
is Andy. Well, there's always some of that. There's always
some of the voting for somebody, and there's always some
of the voting against somebody. I get it, I understand that.
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But this Ma'm Donnie guy, he's not exactly been shy
about the fact that he's a communist, abolition of private
property of the works he's he's said at all. He
sounds like Horal Marx. He is public, he's all over
social media. He had a fortune in the bank to
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spend on political ads. My point is that this isn't
just about New York. This is about everywhere in the country.
These are not unknown entities. It's very hard to be
an unknown entity today because there's so much information out
there on everyone. Everyone has a Facebook account or something
like that. Everybody's always putting everything on social media all
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the time, which I don't understand. I do this for
a living, and I heard they ever put that stuff
on social media. But either way, uh, he's known. If
the people of New York, if the Democrats of New York,
because we all know it's going to be a Democrat,
If the Democrats of New York hear what ma'm Donnie
says and they said, yeah, sign me up, and they
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go vote for him, then they're going to get what
they deserve. It sucks. I hate it. I have watched
and this is not only a New York story La
san Diego. I mean I've watched. I have watched all
the cities that I have adored and do adore. I
have watched them slowly rocked over the last twenty years
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as Democrat leadership transitioned into Communist leadership, and they've just
destroyed everything. New York City isn't close now to what
it was when I fell in love with it, I
would guess fifteen years ago. And I still love it.
I'm going back again in a couple months. I love it,
but it's noticeable. The decline is noticeable, the increase in
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homelessness and crime and drug use, and it's noticeable. But
when you vote for Democrats, you vote for death and destruction.
It's really that simple. I hate to put too fine
a point on it, but if you vote for Democrats
to run your city, your city will rot and die.
If you vote for Democrats to run your state, your
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state will rot and die. If you vote for Democrats
to run the United States of America, the country will
brought and die. We are still suffering for four years
of Joe Biden's insane, demonic presidency, and we will probably
suffer for the rest of our lives. Twenty million illegals
that alone, that alone, people have died, been raped, robbed,
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That alone caused so much destruction. That's what happens when
you vote for Democrats. But like we talked about last night, remember,
for a lot of people, for a malcontent, you can
point out the potential failures of the guy they're voting for. Hey,
if this guy turns the subway into a homeless shelter,
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you know that's gonna fail, right, That'll be dirty, That'll
be a lot of crime that'll be. But for the malcontent,
he didn't care. He is not voting for things to work.
That's not what he's going for. That's what you vote for.
You vote so things will get better, don't you. You
vote so your life will improve, your country will improve.
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The malcontent votes for revenge. When the mal content hears
abolish private property, he doesn't even really think that he's
going to be given a house. He thinks, good, take
away that guy's house. That's what he votes for. And
you can explain to him to your blue in the face,
that the rich people will leave, that it's going to
turn the place into an insane asylum essentially, which it's
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already turning into. You could explain about the costs until
you're blue in the face, and he may not even
disagree with you. He's still going to vote that way anyway,
because communism sells revenge, always sells revenge. They've never sold
an economic theory. Well, if we could just take some
money away from the rich and move, it's always selling revenge.
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Vote for me and I'll hurt those white people. You've
been oppressed. Vote for me and I'll hurt men. Men
have been mean to you, right, I'll go hurt them.
Vote for me. I'll smash the church. You're gay and
you think the church doesn't like you, I'll destroy them,
crumple them under my foot. It's always about revenge, and
revenge motivates people. Revenge sells. You want an example, look
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at Hollywood. What are some of the greatest movies ever there?
Revenge movies? Man on Fire maybe Denzel Washington's greatest movie.
Why why do we love that movie so much? You
hurt the little girl he loved? Well, I guess now
I have no choice but to put C four up
your button, blow you up. That actually happened. That's a
sweet part of the movie, by the way. But revenge. Sorry,
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you hurt someone, Now I have to go kill everybody.
Revenge stories sell, and it sells in politics too. It
sells big time. Jesse, How long can we pretend DC
isn't a failed state? I fear and it makes me
sick to think that we're headed back towards an inevitable
seventeen seventy six on steroids. The American person is being
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pushed to the brink. And your Hour two yesterday really
brought this home. The tension and frustration is palpable, and
the American person feels like a second class citizen. Is
there even a way forward? Okay, yes, there's a way forward,
but we'll be honest about the problems in the future.
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Next Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Friday. Member. If you miss any part
of the show, you can download the whole thing. iHeart
Spotify iTunes. Okay, so suggest this really quickly. Guy says,
DC's a failed state. Are we heading for another revolution?
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Americans are frustrated? One. We have huge problems. As you
just laid out. Our federal government is large and evil.
It's a criminal organization. I'm not denying any of that.
In order to take down that criminal organization, it's going
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to take years in years, in years and years and
years of political activism from you and me getting involved
in primaries and changing the people we send to Washington, DC.
It's not easy, it's not fast. It's going to take
effort and time. I get that. But if you were
sitting around really down about where we are as a country,
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and I get this way sometimes too, you've heard me,
you're on the radio, get this way before if you
were sitting around really down about where we are as
a country, you need to get out of where you
are physically and go see somewhere else. What I mean
by that is this, I uh, did I tell you
where I was for July fourth Independence Day? I don't
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think I ever did. I went up to Montana, and
I was in a little town called I shouldn't even
tell you because I was going to try to rent
a house there next year, but now it's all booked up. Anyway, Ennis,
Montana is where I went for Independence Day. Ennis e
n nis tiny thote place. And when we went into
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this place, it's surrounded by mountains. It's beautiful, It's got
a beautiful lake nearby. It's awesome. I've been to Ennis
several times because I grew up in Montana, so I
already knew I loved Ennis, but we had heard they
had a great Independence date parades. We went. It wasn't
just the parade. Everywhere you went there were polite, good,
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wonderful people who shared your values. You could have left
one hundred dollars bill on the sidewalk, it probably still
would have been there in an hour, in that kind
of a place, And then the parade ends, and everybody
it's like this tiny western town. It's got a real
western feel to it, like old Western. Everyone goes down
to all the different restaurants and there were bands playing outside,
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and everybody was talking to everybody, and it was all
about guns and God and America and it was amazing.
I've told you before about the church camp, one of
the many church camps they have here in Texas, that
where every single morning, all these kids, thousands of them,
they go gather around the big flagpole and they pray
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for America as the flag races in the morning, and
they pray for it again as the flag lowers at night.
You can get caught up on social media, or if
you are physically in a really blue area. If you're
listening to me from San Diego, you know, if you're
listening to me from Seattle. If you're in this blue
area and you spend your time online, you can be
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convinced that all of America is rotted and fallen. That's
not true at all. There are wonderful places all across
this country. I'm not telling you to move. I've told
you to move. That's not what I'm saying right now.
Get in your car and take a drive. Get out
to rural America, go see some wonderful people. It's all
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not gone. Yes, they have wounded us severely and we
are in some trouble. There's no question we are not
done yet. Jesse. I love your show, longtime listener, just
wondering why you, or God forbid, the Republicans don't address
the Cloward pivot strategy is laid out by a couple
communists years ago from Ivy League schools. Thank you for
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your show. I love it well I have. I've mentioned
Cloward pivt sending it several times on the show. I
don't know why I can't talk right now. I've mentioned
Cloward Piven seven several times. I don't know why people think. Well,
I'll put it this way. Let me explain what Cloward
Piven is. They were two evil communist professors and their
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strategy they were trying to figure out, as all communists do,
how do we destroy America? America has to be burnt down,
but that's a very difficult task. We're busy trying to
save it, but realize they still have a mountain to climb.
How do you tear down a country like this? So
many people still value freedom, so many people value what
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is good. So many guns are still in this country.
There's so much wealth and unbelievable amount of money is
in America. We have natural resources, we have an educated population,
We have so many things that make our structure as
a country extremely strong. How do you take it down?
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The Cloward pivot strategy was overwhelm it. America very foolishly
created entitlement programs. I don't care. Don't email me that
you're mad that I said that your entitlement program sucks.
Whatever it is, it's all awful, it's all bad. That's
never the role of the federal government. Should have never happened.
But America created things like entitlement programs. The plan is
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overwhelm those systems, and that will tear down the country.
If you'd like to know what that looks like. That
was what the Biden administration did when they brought in
twenty million illegals. Have you ever wondered why they took
it a step too far? Why would they go so far?
You could have just opened the border and that would
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have been terrible. It would have been bad enough. But
they didn't just open the border. They opened the border
and then bent over backwards to facilitate people coming here,
to the point of flying illegals into the country from
other countries. You paid for that? Why? Okay, maybe you
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could say you're a you're a flowery liberal who just
kind of wants the border open. That's wrong, But I
get that. Why would you go that far? The purpose
was to overwhelm the system. This was their opportunity. We
didn't have an actual president. He was a cadaver. The
people around him, Anita Donne, people like that. They are
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died in the wool MAOIs communists. With Joe Biden incapacitated
and them in control of the Auto pen, they saw
an opportunity to implement the Cloward Piven strategy and they did.
That's the purpose of bringing in twenty million illegals. It's
not just the votes, it's not just the violent crime.
This are all benefits to communists. You can overwhelm and
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shatter the system. They need the system to crumble down
before they can complete their revolution. That's what the revolution
is all about. Hey, Jesse, are Somalians colonizers? Okay? So
he's talking about obviously Minneapolis and there there soon to
be may or God forbid, but it sounds like it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You want to know who the real threat is, matter
of President, I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
They don't look like our chief author. They don't look
like the folks up in the gallery, and they don't
look like the folks on the rotunda. They look like
many of the members that sit in the front. And
you don't have to take my word for it. According
to DHS, Matter President domestic, the greatest domestic threat facing
the United States comes from quote racially or ethnically motivated
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violent extremists, specifically, specifically those who advocate for the superiority
superiority of the white race.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are they colonizers? Maybe it depends on It depends on
how you use that word. Let me explain it this way.
Let's say you know what. Pause on that for a moment.
I'm going to do this email because this might take
me a couple of minutes. Hey, Jesse, make you make
me hungry with your odes to meat cooked to perfection
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with the aid of chef IQ. What's the secret for
cleaning up after the meat has been devoured? Or should
I be directing this question to ob Her name is Mary? Yeah, Mary,
I don't clean No, I'm kidding. The IQ sense, the
wireless cooking thermometer. I just wash them off with hot water.
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Now it's scalding hot water. And sometimes, as you can imagine,
if you if you smoke a brisket for eighteen hours,
it's gonna be gunky and a little bit gunky. So
then throw a little dish soap on there, a little
hot water. It's not hard. They're just these little probes.
You just run them under the hot water, scrub them off,
and then go charge them up again. That they're they're amazing.
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It's amazing to me that they actually created this, that
chef IQ created this, a wireless cooking thermometer, thermometer that
you never take out. It sings up to your phone
and really from there you're done. Your phone will handle
the rest of it. It'll tell you the temperature of
the oven or the grill. It'll tell you the internal temperature.
It'll give you an estimate as to when you're gonna
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be pulling it off, and when it's time to pull
it off, when it's reached desired temperature. It just tells you, peep,
peep peep, time to pull it off. You're done. Even
tells you how long to rest it. It is a
It's amazing that I'm able now to cook meat as
well as I am. But it's all thanks to chef iq.
You want one fifteen percent off, It's called the iq
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Sense fifteen percent off chefiq dot com code Jesse chefiq
dot com promo code Jesse. Now back to what we
were briefly discussing. There are they colonizers? The question was
about Somali's but you could make this really about any
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large immigrant group to any country of any kind. Are
they colonizers? Kind of maybe? Well, I'll explain in a minute.
I've got on ANIMI sid on mean, Jesse Kelly. You're
listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Before we get to well, the
rest of the emails and everything. I'm going to finish
up on this on this answer, because I knew it
was going to take me a couple of minutes. The
guy asked, are the Somalies colonizers? I'll get to the
actual nitty gritty of that in a moment, but think
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about this. Think about this. What if you, let's say
or you're a family of four, maybe by yourself, but
let's say you're a family of four. What if you
said to me, hey, Jesse, you and your family, you're
all going to come live with us, And I said, okay,
all right, only I don't show up with just me,
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Bob and the boys. I show up with me, b
and the boys, all my aunts, all my uncles, all
my cousins, all their nephews. Twenty five of us show
up at your house. Now, even if we were the
most polite, not colonizing, not conquering, the most polite people
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in the world, think about what would happen to your
home over a long enough period of time. The food
in your pantry, I mean, we all have to eat.
It's twenty five of us, it's four of you. Do
you think the food in your pantry would change over
time to our preferences instead of your preferences? Of course
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it would. It obviously goes well beyond the food. Everything
in your life would slowly but surely change into what
we want because we showed up in mass Now, when
it comes to immigration, yes, there's no question there are
certain ideologies out there that are conquest ideologies, no question
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about it. Country after country after country has experienced this
when they mass import Islam. I'm not saying every Muslim
is bad or something like that. That's crazy. But if
you all of a sudden bring in Islam and mass well,
they are purpose full. They are very purposeful with government,
with how they live, with seizing power. If you do that,
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they will take over. They will, they will conquer. Some
of it is simply a numbers game. You know, are
you a colonizer, Well, I mean you're in Minneapolis. You
bought in fifty thousand of them in one shot. Call
them colonizers all you want. Eventually there's going to be
a lot more halal food laying around. It just is
that's the way it goes. The problem is our politicians
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bringing these people in. That's the problem. The United States
of America four years has been treated like the world's
open sewer, and Democrats and Republicans have facilitated that at
every turn, at every turn, wherever there's a problem, wherever
there's a nation that's crumbling or having issues, Oh please,
one hundred thousand of you come on in twenty thousand years. Sure,
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they remember. Remember they took that one town. I think
it was Springfield, Ohio. I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
I took that one town in Ohio and they doubled
the population with all Haitians. I forget what the numbers were,
but it was a tiny town, something like two thousand people,
and they brought in two thousand Haitians. Are those Haitians colonizers?
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I don't know. You can call them that if you want,
But I'll tell you what. The town's gonna get a
lot more Haitian. The grocery store is gonna change, restaurant's
gonna change, playgrounds are gonna change. Numbers. Don't lie to
your birthday, boy, I had no idea you shared a
birthday with the alleged alleged with the alleged Apollo eleven
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landing on the Moon. I say alleged, as after the
COVID scam, I no longer believe anything the ruling class
tells me, including the moon landing. What say you? Alright?
His name is Joe. First of all, please stop bringing
up my birthday, which is on Sunday. It's my forty
fourth birthday. I don't want to draw any more attention
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to it. Okay, that's one. Ooh, I'm all game for
your theories. I don't want to even call them conspiracy
theories because so many conspiracy theories things that were labeled
as conspiracy theories turned out to be true. I'm all
gamed for those. I'm not dismissive of many of those,
and I'm not calling you a moron if you believe
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they fake the moon landing, and I have no doubt
after I have this little rant that my email is
going to be full of people explaining why on Monday,
and that's fine, I'll enjoy those. However, remember this always
about your conspiracy theory or theory, whatever theory you have
about anything. I don't care whether it's the moon landing JFK,
doesn't matter. Remember that people cannot keep secrets. I am
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the only person on planet Earth I'm convinced of this
by now, who is able to keep a secret. If
you tell me something, I will never repeat it. Ever,
on pain of death, I will not repeat it. I'm
the only one on Earth. People love to talk, and
when it comes to something like that, you know how
many people were involved in the space program A lot.
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So even if you believe they wanted to fake it,
and maybe they did. By the way, even if you
believe they wanted to fake it, the number of people
involved is taggering. The thinking that you could keep a
lid on something like that with that many people involved,
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not a chance. People love to talk. They would have
been writing books about it. Eventually. They would have leaked
it out there eventually. Not a chance. Can that many
people keep a secret. That's why they always kill the
people who were involved, because they understand. What's that old
saying three people can keep a secret if two of
them are dead. It's a fact. It's a fact. It's
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also a fact that relief factor can take your pain away.
Relief factors a fact. Chris, see what I did there?
Little play on words? What's your problem? One hundred percent
drug free? You know, I'm all about that criticism, but
one hundred percent drug free. It's a supplement. The pain
that drags your life down does not have to be permanent.
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People make this mistake when they're in pain that they
just accept it eventually and say, well, it's forever. I
guess my back's just always going to hurt. I guess
it's just always gonna it's always going to be this way.
No reject that way of thinking. Relief Factor is here.
At least give it one shot, all right, Maybe maybe
you think it won't work. Maybe you're right. How do
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you know without trying it? Three weeks of it is
nineteen dollars and ninety five cents. Just try it. If
it fails, don't order anymore. You know something like seventy
percent of the people who order it order more. Why
do you think that is one eight hundred the number
four relief or relief factor dot com. And now here's
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a headline. But you know, you know the thing emails
We didn't get to you. Okay, So, Jesse, have you
released I've been avoiding this question the whole show. Have
you released the chapter adendum to your manifesto? I recall
you mentioning it on several occasions, but I'm afraid I
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missed the release. I certainly hope that's not the case. No,
there's a different case. The case is this the publisher,
I guess this is understandable, is not happy that we're
going to hand out a new free chapter of the
book the way I wanted to. And so the publisher said,
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you can't do that. Now I'm reworking it. Okay, I'm
coming up with something else. I know a little something
about it. I can't give it out yet. I'm going
to figure out a way to get it to you,
something to you. Okay. Now go enjoy your weekend. That's
all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show Days The Jesse Kelly Show,
Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
wonderful Friday, sailing into the weekend. We have all kinds
of great questions and great stuff this hour. I do
want to before we get back to the questions, and
it's about hair replacement and Epstein and all kinds of
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weird questions that you have. But I did want to
point this bit out.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This woman here, Annie Thomasini. She's the former senior advisor
to President Joe Biden. She was the third person set
to appear before James Comer's committee. She has now taken
the fifth. So the doctor, the aid did, Joe Biden,
and now Ms Thomassini have all done the same behind
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closed doors.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
There might be a lot of trouble on the horizon
for the Democrats. There's not really any other way to
put it. You already know the details. I mean, you
suspected they knew he wasn't functional. They lied and ran
the country like animals. That's why it was so bad.
That's why Joe Biden's presidency was so disastrous, so bad
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because unchecked communists ran the United States of America. Now
they're all pleading the fifth we might actually get some
government contribute or government prosecutions. Don't want to get your
hopes up again. But when Donald Trump has announced several
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times publicly that this is the largest scandal in fifty
to one hundred years, that's Donald Trump what he's telling
us publicly. What do you think he's telling Pam BONDI privately.
If that's his public stance, that's basically him saying, you
better do something with this, and it's a big deal anyway.
Beaver Killer Kelly, do you think the way President Trump
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is handling the Epstein file is a debacle that will
kill the MAGA movement? I would love to see Vance
as the next president, but I fear the MAGA movement
will not survive this. No, I I'm gonna say something
to you. It's gonna sound insulting, but it doesn't. It's
not meant to be. You are in a bubble. I
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am in a bubble. We are political people. We hoover
this stuff up all day. I'm doing the same stuff
you're doing. I'm reading, I'm watching stuff figuring out what
You are in a political bubble? So am I? If
you spend a lot of time on social media, on
Twitter or Facebook or whatever it may be, arguing about politics,
commenting on this. It's not that you're dumb, and it's
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not that your bubble was bad. We put ourselves in
the bubbles. We want to put ourselves in because that's
what we enjoy, that's what we're passionate about. America to
some extent does care about the Epstein stuff a little,
but it's only a little. Trump's approval number came out
again today at fifty two percent. That's extremely high for
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at this point in time in a presidency. Fifty two percent.
America is happy. Deportations are happening, the border is secure,
the manufacturing some of it is coming back. There is
a feeling out there that the jobs market is getting better,
and of course it will be getting better when you're
deporting people a million self deportations. Of course, that's going
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to open up new opportunities for Americans. I'm not telling
you everything is hunky dory, imperfect, and I'm not telling
you the Epstein stuff is wonderful. But bubble people like me,
like you, we tend to overblow the importance of some stories.
People vote on the dinner table issues. How are you may?
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Are you paying the bills? Billy can't find a job,
it illegal, ran over my mother. People vote on that
kind of stuff, the Epstein stuff. I'm not saying at
all that it doesn't matter. It does, and I get
why it matters so much to you. But for the
norms in normas out there who actually decide elections, they're
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quite pleased. Right now. I realized there is some infighting
on Trump's bace that you said, the MAGA movement, there's
some fighting about that. In fighting is good. Some people
are saying, shut up and move on. Other people are saying, no,
that sounds bad all that stuff, fine, this too shall pass.
This is not something that would kill the movement. You
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know what would kill the movement. It would take something
gigantic like amnesty. You know Maria Salazar calling for amnesty
in Spanish from the capital state.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I do believe that the president promised that the illegals
who are criminals were going to be kicked out of
the country. Now there is an are massive people who
most of them are Hispanics, who have been here for
more than five years. They have been contributing to the economy,
who do not have a criminal record, and those people
are the ones who deserve some type of dignity.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And this.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
El mimrio Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Sorry, Chris. Sometimes sometimes I just my brain switches to
Spanish and I forget, I forget that it's an English show. Uh.
That would destroy the movement, That would destroy the Republican Party.
By the way, the White House already came out and said,
shut up, Maria, No, there's not going to be amnesty,
so don't worry about that. That they they shot her
down immediately on her stupid Dignity Act, her big amnesty Act.
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But it would take something like that. That is what
would kill the America First Movement. It would splinter, it
would be massivil war, something that ignorant, stupid and evil.
That's what will do it. And of course courtesy and
Maria Salas are or of course it would come from
that moron. You know, freedom is not free, Jesse. If
President Trump were on the flight list to Epstein Island,
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it would have been leaked long ago just to destroy
our favorite potus. For that reason, I don't think there's
a flight list. Wouldn't that makes sense your opinion? Please? Well,
I've kind of covered this already, so I don't want
to cover it again. Just being on Jeffrey Epstein's jet,
even if you were, doesn't make you a criminal. The
flight logs are public, you can go look at them,
they're online. Don't look at all the names. But flying
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on someone's private jet is not a crime. Even Jeffrey
Epstein's a bunch of people I'm sure didn't know what
it was into. Jesse love the show. Are you aware
that there are clinics in Houston that can give you
a full head of hair? Again, you need not look
like a bald, gangly scarecrow any longer. It's a one
day procedure. They take your skin off, your bat, in
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your butt, off your back, in your butt, and basically
paste those hair follicles onto your head. It costs ten
thousand dollars and last the decade. Okay, first of all,
I'm not paying ten thousand dollars for virtually anything. And definitely,
what do you think money grows on trees? If I
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were to go drop ten thousand dollars on some stupid,
unnecessary cosmetic surgery, my father, God rest his soul, would
rise from the grave and come and just murder me.
I would I replace him, he'd rise in the grave
and come kill me and put me back in his confident.
That's what he would do if I spend ten thousand
dollars on something that stupid. That's one. Two. I don't
want butt here on my head, even my own butt here.
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Don't tell me you wouldn't think about that every single
time you were showering. Don't tell me you wouldn't tell
me you wouldn't do this immediately after that surgery. Scratch
your head, and then you'd be like, I wonder if
my fingers smell Chris, you know what I'm talking about.
Don't shake your head. You know exactly what I'm talking about.
You'd be smelling your fingers. You would think to you,
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I know it's nasty. I didn't suggest it. He suggested it.
Don't put that on me. He's the one who told
me to put butt hair on my head. No, absolutely
not no. The only thing that would make that even
slightly tempting is how horrified OB would be. That would
make it worth it. I would make sure I was
constantly taking hairs out of my head and putting them
in her sink and stuff like that. That'd be fun.
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Jesse besides listening to your radio each day and reading
your book, which I do and did as a welcome therapy.
What do you suggest suggests as a cure for the
apathy and lethargy in the GOP party who sit as
lazy and comfortable people respond to pain. Remember, the United
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States of America has gone through some really, really, really
rocky times because of the Communists in recent years. Two
of the big ones that stand out are COVID and
the Saint George Floyd protests. But those were bad moments,
There's no question about it. All the death and misery
and learning loss. We don't have to go into it.
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They were really bad. I know they're bad, you know,
we all know it. But those moments also woke a
lot of people up. You know, Let's focus on the
George Floyd stuff real quick. The relentless ongoing racial division
and activism on the left, constantly constantly poking and poking
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and tearing at the scabs and tearing at the scabs
had been going on for years and years and years
in the United States of America to such a degree that,
I mean, it was awful and evil when it was
tearing the country apart. They went all in on that
for Saint George Floyd all in. Remember they took it
in Jemima off the pancake mix. They went all in
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on that. But what that kind of craziness did is
it woke a lot of people up. And I see
at least people on the right now. I see them
boulder with their rejection of that stuff than I have
ever seen in my lifetime. For the longest time, if
you approached any Republican, especially an elected official, and called
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them a racist, they would start navel gazing. Hold on,
hold on, I've got some black friends, and you don't
understand what now, They're probably gonna tell you you're a stupid
idiot and get out of their face. That kind of
spark pushed people to be off the couch, to get involved.
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How many mothers listening to the sound of my voice
right now, we're so angry about all the school closure
stuff from COVID. They got politically involved. There are lots
of them. Lots of them. Moms got up and said,
excuse me, your harm and my baby. No, sir, anyway,
I'm going to talk to you about pure talk. This
is another thing. We've been a lot, a lot better
(10:52):
at for most of my life. I'm about to be
forty four on Sunday, my birthdays in two days. For
most of my life, the right has taken the line that, well,
I mean, I'm still gonna eat here even though this
company hates me. They have a delicious sandwich, and I'm
gonna eat here anyway. We don't boycott like the left
does that prophetic stance. Hi, I'm never gonna fight. Aren't
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you proud of me? No more? Now people are seeking
out companies where they can take their business. They're taking
money away from the Verizons, the AT and ts and
the T mobiles, and they're going to Pure Talk. They're
flocking to Pure Talk. Don't think you're the only one.
Pure Talk's reputation precedes them. Wonderful customer service where you
speak to an American who speaks English. They have all
(11:37):
the new fancy phones or keep your phone, keep your
phone number. And they're patriotic. They didn't give to Black
Lives matter the other ones did switch today. Dial pound
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(12:04):
it's the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly
Show on a Friday, reminding you you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We are going
to try to get through as many of your wonderful
questions as we possibly can for the rest of the day,
Doctor Jesse. Oh, never mind, that was the one of
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this reads Jesse. Have you considered the possibility that New
Yorkers chose ma'am Donnie not because he was their preferred candidate,
but because Cuomo was such an awful candidate His name
is Andy. Well, there's always some of that. There's always
some of the voting for somebody, and there's always some
of the voting against somebody. I get it, I understand that.
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But this Ma'm Donnie guy, he's not exactly been shy
about the fact that he's a communist, abolition of private
property of the works he's he's said at all. He
sounds like Horal Marx. He is public, he's all over
social media. He had a fortune in the bank to
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spend on political ads. My point is that this isn't
just about New York. This is about everywhere in the country.
These are not unknown entities. It's very hard to be
an unknown entity today because there's so much information out
there on everyone. Everyone has a Facebook account or something
like that. Everybody's always putting everything on social media all
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the time, which I don't understand. I do this for
a living, and I heard they ever put that stuff
on social media. But either way, uh, he's known. If
the people of New York, if the Democrats of New York,
because we all know it's going to be a Democrat,
If the Democrats of New York hear what ma'm Donnie
says and they said, yeah, sign me up, and they
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go vote for him, then they're going to get what
they deserve. It sucks. I hate it. I have watched
and this is not only a New York story La
san Diego. I mean I've watched. I have watched all
the cities that I have adored and do adore. I
have watched them slowly rocked over the last twenty years
(14:14):
as Democrat leadership transitioned into Communist leadership, and they've just
destroyed everything. New York City isn't close now to what
it was when I fell in love with it, I
would guess fifteen years ago. And I still love it.
I'm going back again in a couple months. I love it,
but it's noticeable. The decline is noticeable, the increase in
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homelessness and crime and drug use, and it's noticeable. But
when you vote for Democrats, you vote for death and destruction.
It's really that simple. I hate to put too fine
a point on it, but if you vote for Democrats
to run your city, your city will rot and die.
If you vote for Democrats to run your state, your
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state will rot and die. If you vote for Democrats
to run the United States of America, the country will
brought and die. We are still suffering for four years
of Joe Biden's insane, demonic presidency, and we will probably
suffer for the rest of our lives. Twenty million illegals
that alone, that alone, people have died, been raped, robbed,
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That alone caused so much destruction. That's what happens when
you vote for Democrats. But like we talked about last night, remember,
for a lot of people, for a malcontent, you can
point out the potential failures of the guy they're voting for. Hey,
if this guy turns the subway into a homeless shelter,
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you know that's gonna fail, right, That'll be dirty, That'll
be a lot of crime that'll be. But for the malcontent,
he didn't care. He is not voting for things to work.
That's not what he's going for. That's what you vote for.
You vote so things will get better, don't you. You
vote so your life will improve, your country will improve.
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The malcontent votes for revenge. When the mal content hears
abolish private property, he doesn't even really think that he's
going to be given a house. He thinks, good, take
away that guy's house. That's what he votes for. And
you can explain to him to your blue in the face,
that the rich people will leave, that it's going to
turn the place into an insane asylum essentially, which it's
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already turning into. You could explain about the costs until
you're blue in the face, and he may not even
disagree with you. He's still going to vote that way anyway,
because communism sells revenge, always sells revenge. They've never sold
an economic theory. Well, if we could just take some
money away from the rich and move, it's always selling revenge.
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Vote for me and I'll hurt those white people. You've
been oppressed. Vote for me and I'll hurt men. Men
have been mean to you, right, I'll go hurt them.
Vote for me. I'll smash the church. You're gay and
you think the church doesn't like you, I'll destroy them,
crumple them under my foot. It's always about revenge, and
revenge motivates people. Revenge sells. You want an example, look
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at Hollywood. What are some of the greatest movies ever there?
Revenge movies? Man on Fire maybe Denzel Washington's greatest movie.
Why why do we love that movie so much? You
hurt the little girl he loved? Well, I guess now
I have no choice but to put C four up
your button, blow you up. That actually happened. That's a
sweet part of the movie, by the way. But revenge. Sorry,
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you hurt someone, Now I have to go kill everybody.
Revenge stories sell, and it sells in politics too. It
sells big time. Jesse, How long can we pretend DC
isn't a failed state? I fear and it makes me
sick to think that we're headed back towards an inevitable
seventeen seventy six on steroids. The American person is being
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pushed to the brink. And your Hour two yesterday really
brought this home. The tension and frustration is palpable, and
the American person feels like a second class citizen. Is
there even a way forward? Okay, yes, there's a way forward,
but we'll be honest about the problems in the future.
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Next Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Friday. Member. If you miss any part
of the show, you can download the whole thing. iHeart
Spotify iTunes. Okay, so suggest this really quickly. Guy says,
DC's a failed state. Are we heading for another revolution?
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Americans are frustrated? One. We have huge problems. As you
just laid out. Our federal government is large and evil.
It's a criminal organization. I'm not denying any of that.
In order to take down that criminal organization, it's going
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to take years in years, in years and years and
years of political activism from you and me getting involved
in primaries and changing the people we send to Washington, DC.
It's not easy, it's not fast. It's going to take
effort and time. I get that. But if you were
sitting around really down about where we are as a country,
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and I get this way sometimes too, you've heard me,
you're on the radio, get this way before if you
were sitting around really down about where we are as
a country, you need to get out of where you
are physically and go see somewhere else. What I mean
by that is this, I uh, did I tell you
where I was for July fourth Independence Day? I don't
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think I ever did. I went up to Montana, and
I was in a little town called I shouldn't even
tell you because I was going to try to rent
a house there next year, but now it's all booked up. Anyway, Ennis,
Montana is where I went for Independence Day. Ennis e
n nis tiny thote place. And when we went into
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this place, it's surrounded by mountains. It's beautiful, It's got
a beautiful lake nearby. It's awesome. I've been to Ennis
several times because I grew up in Montana, so I
already knew I loved Ennis, but we had heard they
had a great Independence date parades. We went. It wasn't
just the parade. Everywhere you went there were polite, good,
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wonderful people who shared your values. You could have left
one hundred dollars bill on the sidewalk, it probably still
would have been there in an hour, in that kind
of a place, And then the parade ends, and everybody
it's like this tiny western town. It's got a real
western feel to it, like old Western. Everyone goes down
to all the different restaurants and there were bands playing outside,
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and everybody was talking to everybody, and it was all
about guns and God and America and it was amazing.
I've told you before about the church camp, one of
the many church camps they have here in Texas, that
where every single morning, all these kids, thousands of them,
they go gather around the big flagpole and they pray
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for America as the flag races in the morning, and
they pray for it again as the flag lowers at night.
You can get caught up on social media, or if
you are physically in a really blue area. If you're
listening to me from San Diego, you know, if you're
listening to me from Seattle. If you're in this blue
area and you spend your time online, you can be
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convinced that all of America is rotted and fallen. That's
not true at all. There are wonderful places all across
this country. I'm not telling you to move. I've told
you to move. That's not what I'm saying right now.
Get in your car and take a drive. Get out
to rural America, go see some wonderful people. It's all
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not gone. Yes, they have wounded us severely and we
are in some trouble. There's no question we are not
done yet. Jesse. I love your show, longtime listener, just
wondering why you, or God forbid, the Republicans don't address
the Cloward pivot strategy is laid out by a couple
communists years ago from Ivy League schools. Thank you for
(22:20):
your show. I love it well I have. I've mentioned
Cloward pivt sending it several times on the show. I
don't know why I can't talk right now. I've mentioned
Cloward Piven seven several times. I don't know why people think. Well,
I'll put it this way. Let me explain what Cloward
Piven is. They were two evil communist professors and their
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strategy they were trying to figure out, as all communists do,
how do we destroy America? America has to be burnt down,
but that's a very difficult task. We're busy trying to
save it, but realize they still have a mountain to climb.
How do you tear down a country like this? So
many people still value freedom, so many people value what
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is good. So many guns are still in this country.
There's so much wealth and unbelievable amount of money is
in America. We have natural resources, we have an educated population,
We have so many things that make our structure as
a country extremely strong. How do you take it down?
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The Cloward pivot strategy was overwhelm it. America very foolishly
created entitlement programs. I don't care. Don't email me that
you're mad that I said that your entitlement program sucks.
Whatever it is, it's all awful, it's all bad. That's
never the role of the federal government. Should have never happened.
But America created things like entitlement programs. The plan is
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overwhelm those systems, and that will tear down the country.
If you'd like to know what that looks like. That
was what the Biden administration did when they brought in
twenty million illegals. Have you ever wondered why they took
it a step too far? Why would they go so far?
You could have just opened the border and that would
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have been terrible. It would have been bad enough. But
they didn't just open the border. They opened the border
and then bent over backwards to facilitate people coming here,
to the point of flying illegals into the country from
other countries. You paid for that? Why? Okay, maybe you
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could say you're a you're a flowery liberal who just
kind of wants the border open. That's wrong, But I
get that. Why would you go that far? The purpose
was to overwhelm the system. This was their opportunity. We
didn't have an actual president. He was a cadaver. The
people around him, Anita Donne, people like that. They are
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died in the wool MAOIs communists. With Joe Biden incapacitated
and them in control of the Auto pen, they saw
an opportunity to implement the Cloward Piven strategy and they did.
That's the purpose of bringing in twenty million illegals. It's
not just the votes, it's not just the violent crime.
This are all benefits to communists. You can overwhelm and
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shatter the system. They need the system to crumble down
before they can complete their revolution. That's what the revolution
is all about. Hey, Jesse, are Somalians colonizers? Okay? So
he's talking about obviously Minneapolis and there there soon to
be may or God forbid, but it sounds like it.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
You want to know who the real threat is, matter
of President, I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
They don't look like our chief author. They don't look
like the folks up in the gallery, and they don't
look like the folks on the rotunda. They look like
many of the members that sit in the front. And
you don't have to take my word for it. According
to DHS, Matter President domestic, the greatest domestic threat facing
the United States comes from quote racially or ethnically motivated
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violent extremists, specifically, specifically those who advocate for the superiority
superiority of the white race.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are they colonizers? Maybe it depends on It depends on
how you use that word. Let me explain it this way.
Let's say you know what. Pause on that for a moment.
I'm going to do this email because this might take
me a couple of minutes. Hey, Jesse, make you make
me hungry with your odes to meat cooked to perfection
(26:39):
with the aid of chef IQ. What's the secret for
cleaning up after the meat has been devoured? Or should
I be directing this question to ob Her name is Mary? Yeah, Mary,
I don't clean No, I'm kidding. The IQ sense, the
wireless cooking thermometer. I just wash them off with hot water.
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Now it's scalding hot water. And sometimes, as you can imagine,
if you if you smoke a brisket for eighteen hours,
it's gonna be gunky and a little bit gunky. So
then throw a little dish soap on there, a little
hot water. It's not hard. They're just these little probes.
You just run them under the hot water, scrub them off,
and then go charge them up again. That they're they're amazing.
(27:20):
It's amazing to me that they actually created this, that
chef IQ created this, a wireless cooking thermometer, thermometer that
you never take out. It sings up to your phone
and really from there you're done. Your phone will handle
the rest of it. It'll tell you the temperature of
the oven or the grill. It'll tell you the internal temperature.
It'll give you an estimate as to when you're gonna
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be pulling it off, and when it's time to pull
it off, when it's reached desired temperature. It just tells you, peep,
peep peep, time to pull it off. You're done. Even
tells you how long to rest it. It is a
It's amazing that I'm able now to cook meat as
well as I am. But it's all thanks to chef iq.
You want one fifteen percent off, It's called the iq
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Sense fifteen percent off chefiq dot com code Jesse chefiq
dot com promo code Jesse. Now back to what we
were briefly discussing. There are they colonizers? The question was
about Somali's but you could make this really about any
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large immigrant group to any country of any kind. Are
they colonizers? Kind of maybe? Well, I'll explain in a minute.
I've got on ANIMI sid on mean, Jesse Kelly. You're
listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
(28:45):
Kelly Show. Final segment of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a wonderful, wonderful Friday. Before we get to well, the
rest of the emails and everything. I'm going to finish
up on this on this answer, because I knew it
was going to take me a couple of minutes. The
guy asked, are the Somalies colonizers? I'll get to the
actual nitty gritty of that in a moment, but think
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about this. Think about this. What if you, let's say
or you're a family of four, maybe by yourself, but
let's say you're a family of four. What if you
said to me, hey, Jesse, you and your family, you're
all going to come live with us, And I said, okay,
all right, only I don't show up with just me,
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Bob and the boys. I show up with me, b
and the boys, all my aunts, all my uncles, all
my cousins, all their nephews. Twenty five of us show
up at your house. Now, even if we were the
most polite, not colonizing, not conquering, the most polite people
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in the world, think about what would happen to your
home over a long enough period of time. The food
in your pantry, I mean, we all have to eat.
It's twenty five of us, it's four of you. Do
you think the food in your pantry would change over
time to our preferences instead of your preferences? Of course
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it would. It obviously goes well beyond the food. Everything
in your life would slowly but surely change into what
we want because we showed up in mass Now, when
it comes to immigration, yes, there's no question there are
certain ideologies out there that are conquest ideologies, no question
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about it. Country after country after country has experienced this
when they mass import Islam. I'm not saying every Muslim
is bad or something like that. That's crazy. But if
you all of a sudden bring in Islam and mass well,
they are purpose full. They are very purposeful with government,
with how they live, with seizing power. If you do that,
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they will take over. They will, they will conquer. Some
of it is simply a numbers game. You know, are
you a colonizer, Well, I mean you're in Minneapolis. You
bought in fifty thousand of them in one shot. Call
them colonizers all you want. Eventually there's going to be
a lot more halal food laying around. It just is
that's the way it goes. The problem is our politicians
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bringing these people in. That's the problem. The United States
of America four years has been treated like the world's
open sewer, and Democrats and Republicans have facilitated that at
every turn, at every turn, wherever there's a problem, wherever
there's a nation that's crumbling or having issues, Oh please,
one hundred thousand of you come on in twenty thousand years. Sure,
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they remember. Remember they took that one town. I think
it was Springfield, Ohio. I'm a little fuzzy on the details.
I took that one town in Ohio and they doubled
the population with all Haitians. I forget what the numbers were,
but it was a tiny town, something like two thousand people,
and they brought in two thousand Haitians. Are those Haitians colonizers?
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I don't know. You can call them that if you want,
But I'll tell you what. The town's gonna get a
lot more Haitian. The grocery store is gonna change, restaurant's
gonna change, playgrounds are gonna change. Numbers. Don't lie to
your birthday, boy, I had no idea you shared a
birthday with the alleged alleged with the alleged Apollo eleven
(32:36):
landing on the Moon. I say alleged, as after the
COVID scam, I no longer believe anything the ruling class
tells me, including the moon landing. What say you? Alright?
His name is Joe. First of all, please stop bringing
up my birthday, which is on Sunday. It's my forty
fourth birthday. I don't want to draw any more attention
(32:58):
to it. Okay, that's one. Ooh, I'm all game for
your theories. I don't want to even call them conspiracy
theories because so many conspiracy theories things that were labeled
as conspiracy theories turned out to be true. I'm all
gamed for those. I'm not dismissive of many of those,
and I'm not calling you a moron if you believe
(33:20):
they fake the moon landing, and I have no doubt
after I have this little rant that my email is
going to be full of people explaining why on Monday,
and that's fine, I'll enjoy those. However, remember this always
about your conspiracy theory or theory, whatever theory you have
about anything. I don't care whether it's the moon landing JFK,
doesn't matter. Remember that people cannot keep secrets. I am
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the only person on planet Earth I'm convinced of this
by now, who is able to keep a secret. If
you tell me something, I will never repeat it. Ever,
on pain of death, I will not repeat it. I'm
the only one on Earth. People love to talk, and
when it comes to something like that, you know how
many people were involved in the space program A lot.
(34:09):
So even if you believe they wanted to fake it,
and maybe they did. By the way, even if you
believe they wanted to fake it, the number of people
involved is taggering. The thinking that you could keep a
lid on something like that with that many people involved,
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not a chance. People love to talk. They would have
been writing books about it. Eventually. They would have leaked
it out there eventually. Not a chance. Can that many
people keep a secret. That's why they always kill the
people who were involved, because they understand. What's that old
saying three people can keep a secret if two of
them are dead. It's a fact. It's a fact. It's
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also a fact that relief factor can take your pain away.
Relief factors a fact. Chris, see what I did there?
Little play on words? What's your problem? One hundred percent
drug free? You know, I'm all about that criticism, but
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that drags your life down does not have to be permanent.
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People make this mistake when they're in pain that they
just accept it eventually and say, well, it's forever. I
guess my back's just always going to hurt. I guess
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No reject that way of thinking. Relief Factor is here.
At least give it one shot, all right, Maybe maybe
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a headline. But you know, you know the thing emails
We didn't get to you. Okay, So, Jesse, have you
released I've been avoiding this question the whole show. Have
you released the chapter adendum to your manifesto? I recall
you mentioning it on several occasions, but I'm afraid I
(36:21):
missed the release. I certainly hope that's not the case. No,
there's a different case. The case is this the publisher,
I guess this is understandable, is not happy that we're
going to hand out a new free chapter of the
book the way I wanted to. And so the publisher said,
(36:46):
you can't do that. Now I'm reworking it. Okay, I'm
coming up with something else. I know a little something
about it. I can't give it out yet. I'm going
to figure out a way to get it to you,
something to you. Okay. Now go enjoy your weekend. That's
all
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