November 11, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Tuesday Veterans Day, which
we'll get to in a moment. Here is what's on
tap four tonight. Trump's catching all kinds of heat for
again talking about Chinese students by the hundreds of thousands
coming into the country. We're gonna talk about that after
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we're done with the Veterans Day thing. I'm gonna get
to that. I'm gonna get to that early new Democrat
poll is staggering and frankly frightening for what's happening to
that party. We'll get to that. Bridges are collapsing in China.
Wendy's restaurants are closing here. That's a sad day. People
are being taught a smile for the first time in
a long time. All that, so many emails Carol Roth,
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what's going on with these pardons, these alternate elector pardons?
And so much more coming up tonight on the World
of Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But before we get to anything,
it's Veterans Day, Veterans Day today, and I wanted to
wish a very happy Veterans Day to all who have
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worn the uniform in this country. We do not have
the land of the Free because of the constitution. Whoever
told you that is dead wrong. We have the land
of the free. We have a constitution because brave men
went and shot British people in the face. That's why
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we have a free country. Free societies, wonderful societies, are
only maintained by brave people willing to fight, kill, and
die for them. So obviously it goes without saying, but
if you have a veteran in your life anywhere in
your life, co worker, family member, whoever shoot him a text,
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give him a phone call. Vice President JD. Vance is
a United States Marine. I thought it would be appropriate
to play a little bit of this before we get
into the meat of the show.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Thank you for serving and sacrificing. We've all got so
many good stories of people that we served with over
the years. During my four years of the Marine Corps,
I met the very best of America, people who are
willing to put on a uniform and risk their lives
for their entire country. Just yesterday morning, I met people
who lost limbs, who lost very very important family members,
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who lost their psychological health going out there and serving
the United States of America. So, whether you gave a
little bit or whether you gave a lot, every single
person who put on the uniform of this nation deserves
our gratitude on this day especially, but every day, and
so from the Vice President and the entire administration to
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our nation's veterans, thank you for your service, thank you
for your sacrifice, and thank you for making us proud
every single day.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Absolutely Happy Veterans Day to all who served. Now let's
dig into some ugly stuff, because there's some ugly stuff
happening out there. Some things I will explain, some things
can't really be explained, or I should say the White
House is making mistakes. It happens. Every administration makes mistakes.
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It's all right. But there's something Donald Trump is catching
loads and loads of heat for. It's fair, but it's
also not fair. I'll explain. Here's what he's catching heat for.
He sits down with Laura Ingram, and this is what
he says about Chinese students coming into America getting educated
at our university.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You don't want to cut half of the people, half
of the students from all over the world that are
coming into our country, destroy our entire university and college system.
I don't want to do that, and don't forget Mega
was my idea. Mago is nobody else's idea. I know
what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago wants
to see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, well, Maga. Donald Trump's many of his most loyal
supporters have a big problem with having six hundred thousand
Chinese students educated in our university system. And his supporters
have a big problem with the university system period. And
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when they find out universities would have to close without
Chinese students, they're not shedding any tears for the whole thing.
But allow me to explain what this is. Chinese students.
Keep this in mind. We always have to understand this
that China is completely controlled by the Communist Party, the
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Communist Party of China, the CCP. They control every everything.
Here's what that means. Every single business that is a
Chinese business that does business in China, they work for
the Chinese Communist Party. Now maybe they're not sitting down
doing actual spying, but if the Chinese Communist Party tells
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them to do anything, spy, sabotage whatever, they are required
to do so they don't get to say what you
can say, no, get out of my office. That doesn't happen.
Chinese university students are all spies. They even have to
sign something. They are all spies. I'm not saying they
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all have exploding pens and glasses that help them see
people walking behind them. I used to have those when
I was a kid. Those were sweet, by the way.
But all of them are required to do whatever is
asked of them by the Chinese Commune Party. And yes,
legions and legions of them are here spying in various ways.
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Sometimes it's corporate espionage. Sometimes they're doing run of the
mill spreading of communism on the university campus. Sometimes in
conjunction with that, it takes the form of being pro China.
They want a pro China feel on the university campus.
And yes, some of the young ladies are over here
operating as honey pots on the lookout for tech guys,
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military guys, government guys they can woo with their Chinese
charms and eventually get secrets out of them to bring
back to China. That story has been all over the news.
We've talked about it a couple times. This is what
China does with its six hundred thousand Chinese students. They're
not sending them over here to enjoy an Ohio State
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football game. They're sending them over here as spies. Now
here's why I said the criticism might be might be
a little unfair of Trump on this. Trump knows everything
I just said. Trump is the ultimate China hawk and
has been for a long time, way before he got
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into politics. He is well aware of what these students
are doing and how the Chinese government operates. Allow me
believe me, by the way, I'm about to criticize the
White House, So I'm gonna you're gonna get a Yin
and Yang here. But here's what's going on. As you
are obviously aware, our economy is intertwined. What a great
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Did you hear that word, Chris, that's a big word intertwined. Anyway,
did you you know our economy is intertwined with China's
and theirs is intertwined with us. This is a horrible situation,
There's no question about it. We exported all of our
manufacturing to China. Now they make the things we buy,
the things China needs us to keep buying, the things
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we currently need China to keep making the things we
need to become intertwined, untwined. I thok. I went to
community college. I can't say for sure what the word is,
but you know what I mean. We need to decouple,
if you will, We need to separate from China. But
this is not something you can snap your fingers into overnight.
(08:27):
Here's what happened. Here's why Donald Trump is going on
the news defending the importation of six hundred thousand Chinese students.
Xi Jinping made that part of the deal. We just
struck with China. Deals almost all deals, personal deals, business deals.
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They give you wins and they give you losses. There's
a give and take on all of them. That's how
it works. It works is we need certain things that
China controls. You keep hearing about rare earth, minerals, rare earths,
and rare earth, but what does that mean? But these
are things that are necessary to build high end technology.
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If you don't have the rare earth stuff, then you
can't You can't keep up with China technologically, and China,
because of our own negligence, controls ninety percent of the
rare earth on the planet. We need to decouple from China.
We don't have the option of decoupling. Yet. We just
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came to an agreement with them. This was not a
big trade deal. It essentially was a year long It
was it's only a year, a year long truce. We're
not going to do the tariff thing on you. You're
not going to cut us off from rare earth for
a year. Part of that truth is, hey, you're going
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to keep allowing six hundred thousand and spies into your country, right,
it was part of the deal. You can argue that
should never be part of the deal. That's fine. Again,
you're totally find he criticized Trump at the White House.
You're not a servant. You can criticize anybody you want.
But understand that's why Donald Trump is still allowing this.
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What he's doing on the news is he's trying to sell.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You don't want to cut half of the people, half
of the students from all over the world that are
coming into our country, destroy our entire university and college system.
I don't want to do that. And dont forget Mega
was my idea. Mago is nobody else's idea. I know
what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago wants
to see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He's selling it. He's done this before on things that
he knows aren't going to land. Well, maybe things that
he has been kind of forced to do. He goes
on the news and he tries to sell it. Now,
you're not going to sell that, but maybe he's gonna
try to mitigate the losses if you will. Now that
was me defending him. I am going to criticize him
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And I do hope to get to a lot of
those tonight. I just defended Trump's comments about six hundred
thousand Chinese students coming in. I don't want a single
Chinese student coming in, and I don't care if the
university system closes down. But I understand that was part
of the trade truce that we just struck with China.
I got it, So that was me defending it. But
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there is something I want to caution Trump and really
all the mouthpieces of the White House about. Remember when
Joe Biden was president and inflation was terrible. Do you
remember the tactic they deployed when life was becoming unaffordable
for you, for everybody, when life was becoming unaffordable? Do
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you remember what they can what they did, and I
ripped them all the time for it. They kept telling
people that things were great when whenever they were asked,
people can't afford this, People can't afford that. People can't
afford that prices are going up. The tactic they clearly
decided to go with was what prices are down. Things
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are great, things are awesome, things are amazing. Inflations way down. Uh,
I can't afford to live inflations way down. And remember
what I said. When someone tells you something is wrong,
you can choose a variety of different things to try
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to make their life better or make them feel better.
You can express sympathy, I'm true, you can even help
them in some way. But you know the one thing
you can't ever do, ever, ever, ever, ever. It never works.
It doesn't work in personal relationships, it doesn't work in politics.
You can never tell somebody they're fine when they tell
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you they're not fine, and you say no, you are.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
But I can't afford things, Yeah you can. Prices are down,
but you don't understand. I'm not making ends meet. Oh,
prices are way down. You're great. This is something that
the White House has been trying for the past few days,
as people are getting more and more upset about the economy,
and Trump actually dismissed it yesterday when he was being
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interviewed by Laura Ingram. She said, why are people saying
they're anxious about the economy? Trump said, quote, I don't
know that they're saying that. I think the pulls are fake.
We have the greatest economy we've ever had. Now, I
understand you're always going to get some standard Trump bravado
in there. That's the way Trump operates. Everything is the
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most beautiful thing ever, the greatest thing ever. I got that.
That's endearing. I find it endearing. I think it's hilarious.
It's just kind of who Trump is. So I get
that there's some of that. But inflation has not gone down.
It has not. That is a lie. It is not now.
It may not be increasing the way it was after
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Joe Biden's ridiculous Inflation Reduction Act. Inflation may have stabilized,
but it has not reversed. And inflation, this amount of
inflation is practically brand new. This happened over the past
few years. So people, and maybe this is you. People
remember what it was like to be able to afford
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to go out to eat. They remember what it was
like to be able to afford a plane ticket, Remember
what it was like to not have to work two
jobs double time. People remember what it was like when
interest rates to buy home were three percent four percent.
I bought a home during that time. I'm paying under
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three percent for more. That's impossible for people to even
picture now. I could never picture. Nobody could do it.
This is not ancient history. This is recent history. Because
of our insane, suicidal COVID policies and then the Inflation
Reduction Act, people recently became a lot poorer. Okay, Now
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that's bad, right, And I'm not blaming that on Trump,
not all of it, certainly not blaming that on Trump.
And people people don't feel like they can afford life
right now. And maybe this is you remember record credit
card debt, all these things. When people are upset about
the cost of living, they're upset about the economy, they're
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upset about the job market. When people are angry, you
can do a lot. You can tell them you feel
sorry for them, You're sorry. You can tell them you
have a plan to fix it. Hey, we're gonna dig
into it. You can choose a variety of strategies. But
the one thing you absolutely positively cannot do under any
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circumstances is tell people they're fine. No, things are great. No,
I'm I'm on my way to my second job. I
got to see my kids for fifteen minutes. Now I'm
driving uber at night to try to make ends me. No,
the economy's great. Prices are down. No, you don't understand.
I can't afford to fly this year for Thanksgiving. In fact,
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we can't even afford to drive. I can't take any
time off of work. I'm not making ends meeting. No,
the economy it's awesome. Well, hold on, my credit cards
are maxed out, and if something doesn't break soon, we
might have to sell a car or move out of
our house. No, the economy is going gangbusters. We've never
had it better. That doesn't work. That does not work.
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That is the one thing you cannot do. Never you
want to try that with your wife or your husband.
I come home tonight and ob tells me she had
a terrible day. She stubbed her toe, the boys were misbecaved,
the dog pooped in the house, and you know what,
you know what I can't do in that moment. I
can offer to help clean up. I can say I'm sorry, baby,
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but you know what I can't do in that moment.
Absolutely not. No, you had a great day. Oh, your
day is awesome. You had an awesome day. There's not
that it complained about. Your day was awesome. How do
you think that's gonna land. Stop telling people the economy
is great, especially when they're telling you they don't feel
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it's great. That's bad strategy. Don't do that anymore. We'll
be back, Jesse Kelly, Dacian shut up.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday.
And we'll get to some emails here and if you'll
want to talk about a few other things again, just
one final word on the economy. I think they will
get their messaging right. This is closer to the kind
of messaging you're going for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
This was Scott.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Besides, I think that the tariffs helped consumers. They have
brought down the budget deficit, and if you Mit came
out with a study that said that forty two percent
of the Great inflation was caused by the big deficit spending.
So as you bring down deficit spending, inflation will come down.
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And the tariffs right now, we take in substantial tariff income.
Over time, that will rebalance as the factories moved to
the US and that will become the corporate income or
wage income. And by bringing down the budget deficit, we
are bringing down inflation.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Whether or not you believe that is not important. Whether
or not you like the tariffs or hate the tariffs,
that's not important. That at least is better messaging. Hey,
help is on the way. We're going to get inflation down.
We're going to do something. We're doing something, you just
haven't experienced it yet. That is the messaging the White
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House has to stick with. The messaging going into the
midterms over the next year absolutely positively cannot be everything's fine,
You're doing great, the economy is awesome. That people don't
feel that. All right now, let's do some other things,
shall we. For instance, Jesse, I'm an Uber driver for
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fifteen years, a retired grandma, and I love doing it
part time. With the country being flooded with illegals, Uber
has provided these non English speaking drivers with their temporary
work permit. American drivers can no longer even make a
reasonable income. What can Trump or whomever do to get
these illegals off the platform. So this is another one
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of those industries where Americans are being crowded out.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Last time I went I think it was the last
time I went to New York City. I don't remember.
I believe it was the last time I went to
New York City. I drove by one part of town
I forget exactly where it was, and there were legions
of Africans there. I'm talking people fresh from Africa, and
they all had bicycles with them with the big food
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attachments where you can haul things around on your bicycle.
Why because they were all working for the various food
delivery apps that are out there, and I don't know
which specific ones DoorDash, grub hub, what uber eats, whatever
it was. It was one of those jobs that is
apparently easily attainable for somebody who's illegal, a foreigner, not
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a citizen. I have been told this exact same thing
about the various ride share jobs, that it's easy to
find a fake license, that you don't even have to
show up anywhere in person. This is just what I've
been told, that you can get those jobs, and that
they are getting those jobs. Those are American jobs, and
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those are solid jobs. For people, not just retired people.
People can make a solid income. Maybe you're listening to
me right now, driving door dash uber eats something like that,
trying to make a living for yourself. Maybe it's a
second job. I talked to a guy a couple of
weeks ago. His family needed a new suv. He didn't
have enough money for a new suv. Their old one
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was wrecked. So he is now driving uber ubering people
at night, and it's essentially covering his car payment. That's
what he's doing. He's doing it for the job, they
for the car they bought. These are American jobs. But
we are in a situation where Democrats, who do have
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political power across the country. Democrats don't want you to
have a job. They want you to be replaced with
a foreigner. You can go on welfare. Then they own
you too. I mean, this is this is the situation.
I want you to listen to this. Listen to this,
hommd with accent, Maga y young. This election means this,
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that's the mayor of Minneapolis. We have imported so many
foreigners into this country that this is the mayor of Minneapolis.
We are we have a political party so committed to
filling up this country with for owners. This is the
speaker of the House of Illinois.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Telling you, I don't believe anyone is an illegal alien.
That's a terrible term to use about anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's illegal, it's a legal term. It's not a legal term.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
They used to call black people slaves legally and it
was wrong.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Let's stop it. Dehumanizing people. Yeah, listen to that. You
want to hear a jow dropper. This was in front
of the House Homeland Security Committee. This is It was
a hearing they were having. You want to know how
committed these evil people are to filling up this country
with as many foreigners as possible, crowding you out. This
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is I'm warning you, this is going to make you upset.
It's something you haven't heard before. You ready, just scourge
your loins, all right, listen to this.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
I'd like to ask Carroll and anybody else would like
to answer this. Can you name some of these NGOs
that have specifically taken these hundreds of millions of dollars
and not use it to protect these children?
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Gotholic charities, losing family services, Jewish family services. I spoke
to a gentleman that works in dhs. He actually sends
the electronic fund transfers. And I asked him, sir, tell
me who you were, who do you send, who are
you responsible for, and how much is the largest check
you cut? He said, I'm over Jewish Family Services and
I cut a check for six hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And I said, is that for like three years? And
he told me, JJ, get in the game.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
That's two or three months and it's renewable.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Six hundred Sorry about that awful music that was behind
it was terrible. Six one hundred million dollars of your
money going to NGOs every two or three months. Now
that don't worry about the names of them. This was
Jewish Family Services and Catholic Family Services. These are all
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just communist front groups. They throw on religious skin suits
like they always do, but they're communist front groups. The
more important thing is your government. Your money is being
spent to bring in as many people as possible and
pay for everything in their life. Pay their rent, pay
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for their food, pay for their phone bill. This is
at a time when Americans can't afford anything. That's bad.
Let's do some emails, Jesse for the love of a
just a merciful God and the name of a just
merciful gun. Finish the story about your neighbor's friend and
the national anthem. On Thursday, someone asked about the proper
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etiquette when he hears taps. You launched into a story
about your neighbor's good friends. Then apparently something shiny happened,
and you finished about how your sons get annoyed by people.
What did your neighbor's wife do? I realize now that
I did forget to tell that story. Finish that story
went over the neighbors. This was years ago for the
Super Bowl, So they had these people they're really good
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friends with. And we in our house shut our mouths
most of the time. We stand up unless you're in
some weird circumstance. When the national anthem is ever being
played on TV. It's just what we do. Super Bowl
comes on, National anthem comes on, and this woman who's
one of their friends, ran her fat mouth the entire
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freaking time. She did not slow down or shut up.
I don't think she took a breath for the entire
national anthem. And I can just see Ob. I remember
it like it was yesterday. OB's looking at me as
soon as it's done because she knows I've got steam
coming out of my ears, and she's given me the
look of it's a pleading kind of a look of
please don't embarrass me, Please don't embarrass me, Please don't
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embarrass me. What Chris Chris said, that kind of shame
is underrated. Yet it was a small enough party that
I probably would have blown up the party if I
did it, I probably would have ruined the entire party. Instead,
I just silently decided in that moment that I would
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never again attend any event where that woman was present.
And I have kept my word to this day. So
instead of voicing my opinion, I silently cut her off
for the rest of my life. It's very healthy. Yeah,
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(28:24):
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you know that they did it after January sixth? They
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(28:48):
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
We'll get to this latest pull out amongst Democrats here
in a few I want to do some emails, but
first I've been thinking about this. I want to start
a secret club. Please don't shake your head. I have
to confess something to you. You know, we've discussed on
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the show before how Jewish producer Chris is a part
of these Freemasons who are subverting the United States of
America in the world. And and I was recently in Waco,
Texas for my son's cross country state tournament, and I
saw there, what do you people call it Chris a lodge.
(30:11):
It was pretty grand and there were there was stained
glass and there were engravings and stuff. I'm jealous, but
I don't want to join Chris's club because he's in it.
So I've decided I've been thinking about this a lot. Today,
I am going to start my own secret club. It is.
(30:35):
We are going to have rings, very small rings that
you have to wear to identify yourself. What Chris. It's
not small so it fits on my hand. It's small
because dudes don't like to wear rings unless they're Italian.
So I'm not talking about that, but we have to
find some way to identify each other. We are also
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going to have a headquarters. We're not going to call
it a lodge because that's lame. We're going to have
a headquarters of some kind. We are not in any
way going to give back to the community or help anybody.
This will only be for our personal enjoyment, and we
will run certain covert operations from there. We will try
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to subvert things. I haven't decided what we're going to
subvert yet, but we're going to have a really cool
headquarters and it's going to be awesome. What Chris, Why
don't we buy an island. I am a little worried
about the funds right now because the club is just starting.
We need a wealthy benefactor of some kind because I
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have a lot of plans depending on the budget. It's
all budget dependent. In island would be wonderful. A large
bunker complex of some kind, either in the Appalachians or
the Rockies somewhere, a bunker complex, but that also has
to be affordable, and then we're going to have to
furnish it. In case you're wondering, there will be no
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women allow. This club is supposed to be secret and
so we cannot allow have any women. There will not
be any short men admitted. Sorry, nobody with a bad
credit score is coming in. It's just very indicative of things,
so there will be no bad credit scores. There are
going to be rings, secret socks. I've already decided we
(32:23):
have secret socks. Chris, can you find out if Cozy
Earth makes any socks? I actually don't have any Cozi
Earth socks? What they can be part of this? I
have a strong desire to be part of a secret
society that does secret stuff, and I don't know. Stop
shaking your head Chris what I had the opportunity to,
(32:46):
Chris said, but I passed on being a mercenary. I
don't want to be a mercenary. That was a mercenary
job that involved killing poachers in Africa. I already said,
I don't want to help anybody with my club. I
just want to be part of a secret club. This
is purely selfish. And we're going to have no cell phones.
(33:06):
There will be no electronic devices of any kind. The building,
our bunker complex. It will be soundproof, it'll be virtually
impenetrable to electronic surveillance. I've seen enough movies to know
how to make that happen. And I don't know all.
I can't tell you all that we're going to be
doing in there because it's secret. But the club has
(33:29):
officially begun. This is the early stages. That's all I'm
gonna say. This is the early stages. Also, Democrats are
freaking evil. I could say that that's bad, but the
good news is they're really really stupid, really stupid. Dome
is still out there doing the podcast circuit, and well,
(33:52):
I'll just play it for you.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
I wasn't about to be distracted by those little those
planes that he was trying to throw to get me
away from one of my highest priority, which is talking
to people about the economy and their well being in
terms of their financial well being.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And that's so I was.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
I understood the game that was being played, and I
made a decision that I wasn't going to get played,
and Checkers got chessnut Checkers. Yes, yeah, three dimensional chess.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I'm telling you, you know, three dimensional chess. What other
dimensions of chess are there?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm not an expert on these things, but I thought
chess was always three dimensional. Chris, you suck at it
because Corey already beat you. But Corey chess is three dimensional, right,
I was right about that? What, Chris, I'm just talking
about the time that Corey beat you even though he
never plays and you play all the time. That's what
I was bringing up. I didn't mean to bring up
old stuff anyway. They're morons. Kamala Harris is a moron.
(34:58):
I hope Gavin Newsom is as dumb as Dome. He
is more likable than Dome, so we're gonna have to
deal with that. But I hope he's as dumb as Dome.
Speaking of the Democrat, party though, it's time to dig
into this. So they pulled Democrats in the state of Georgia.
This is just for the state of Georgia. Do you
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know their number one issue? It's not the economy, it's
not inflation, it's not healthcare. You want to know their
number one issue? Standing up to Donald Trump? Do you
want to know why there are these cries from inside
the Democrat Party? It's not personal.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I respect some of the things you've accomplished in your career,
but you know what, you've just lost touch with where
the base of the party is. You've lost touch on
foreign policy where you supported the war in Iraq and
then a blank checked and nat Yahoo and you refuse
to endorse Mamdani and then this is the second time
you've had the shutdown.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That's Representative Rokan talking about Chuck Schumer. He's done with him.
Here's Senator Chris Murphy.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
I know that Senator Schumer has a hard job, but
this can't happen again. We have got to find a
way to stay united. We aren't this week, and that
doesn't help anybody except for President Trump. Are you worried
it could happen again? Do you have confidence in leader Schumer, well,
I certainly do worry that it is going to happen again,
and I think we have to have a hard conversation
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inside the entire caucus to come to some conclusion on
how to make sure we stay united.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Keep in mind, this is because Schumer was not able
to keep the government shut down. He's now facing a revolt.
What a weird wild party. We'll talk about this more
next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Tuesday Veterans Day, which
we'll get to in a moment. Here is what's on
tap four tonight. Trump's catching all kinds of heat for
again talking about Chinese students by the hundreds of thousands
coming into the country. We're gonna talk about that after
(00:42):
we're done with the Veterans Day thing. I'm gonna get
to that. I'm gonna get to that early new Democrat
poll is staggering and frankly frightening for what's happening to
that party. We'll get to that. Bridges are collapsing in China.
Wendy's restaurants are closing here. That's a sad day. People
are being taught a smile for the first time in
a long time. All that, so many emails Carol Roth,
(01:06):
what's going on with these pardons, these alternate elector pardons?
And so much more coming up tonight on the World
of Famous Jesse Kelly's Show. But before we get to anything,
it's Veterans Day, Veterans Day today, and I wanted to
wish a very happy Veterans Day to all who have
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worn the uniform in this country. We do not have
the land of the Free because of the constitution. Whoever
told you that is dead wrong. We have the land
of the free. We have a constitution because brave men
went and shot British people in the face. That's why
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we have a free country. Free societies, wonderful societies, are
only maintained by brave people willing to fight, kill, and
die for them. So obviously it goes without saying, but
if you have a veteran in your life anywhere in
your life, co worker, family member, whoever shoot him a text,
(02:11):
give him a phone call. Vice President JD. Vance is
a United States Marine. I thought it would be appropriate
to play a little bit of this before we get
into the meat of the show.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Thank you for serving and sacrificing. We've all got so
many good stories of people that we served with over
the years. During my four years of the Marine Corps,
I met the very best of America, people who are
willing to put on a uniform and risk their lives
for their entire country. Just yesterday morning, I met people
who lost limbs, who lost very very important family members,
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who lost their psychological health going out there and serving
the United States of America. So, whether you gave a
little bit or whether you gave a lot, every single
person who put on the uniform of this nation deserves
our gratitude on this day especially, but every day, and
so from the Vice President and the entire administration to
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our nation's veterans, thank you for your service, thank you
for your sacrifice, and thank you for making us proud
every single day.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Absolutely Happy Veterans Day to all who served. Now let's
dig into some ugly stuff, because there's some ugly stuff
happening out there. Some things I will explain, some things
can't really be explained, or I should say the White
House is making mistakes. It happens. Every administration makes mistakes.
(03:33):
It's all right. But there's something Donald Trump is catching
loads and loads of heat for. It's fair, but it's
also not fair. I'll explain. Here's what he's catching heat for.
He sits down with Laura Ingram, and this is what
he says about Chinese students coming into America getting educated
at our university.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
You don't want to cut half of the people, half
of the students from all over the world that are
coming into our country, destroy our entire university and college system.
I don't want to do that, and don't forget Mega
was my idea. Mago is nobody else's idea. I know
what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago wants
to see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, well, Maga. Donald Trump's many of his most loyal
supporters have a big problem with having six hundred thousand
Chinese students educated in our university system. And his supporters
have a big problem with the university system period. And
(04:34):
when they find out universities would have to close without
Chinese students, they're not shedding any tears for the whole thing.
But allow me to explain what this is. Chinese students.
Keep this in mind. We always have to understand this
that China is completely controlled by the Communist Party, the
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Communist Party of China, the CCP. They control every everything.
Here's what that means. Every single business that is a
Chinese business that does business in China, they work for
the Chinese Communist Party. Now maybe they're not sitting down
doing actual spying, but if the Chinese Communist Party tells
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them to do anything, spy, sabotage whatever, they are required
to do so they don't get to say what you
can say, no, get out of my office. That doesn't happen.
Chinese university students are all spies. They even have to
sign something. They are all spies. I'm not saying they
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all have exploding pens and glasses that help them see
people walking behind them. I used to have those when
I was a kid. Those were sweet, by the way.
But all of them are required to do whatever is
asked of them by the Chinese Commune Party. And yes,
legions and legions of them are here spying in various ways.
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Sometimes it's corporate espionage. Sometimes they're doing run of the
mill spreading of communism on the university campus. Sometimes in
conjunction with that, it takes the form of being pro China.
They want a pro China feel on the university campus.
And yes, some of the young ladies are over here
operating as honey pots on the lookout for tech guys,
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military guys, government guys they can woo with their Chinese
charms and eventually get secrets out of them to bring
back to China. That story has been all over the news.
We've talked about it a couple times. This is what
China does with its six hundred thousand Chinese students. They're
not sending them over here to enjoy an Ohio State
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football game. They're sending them over here as spies. Now
here's why I said the criticism might be might be
a little unfair of Trump on this. Trump knows everything
I just said. Trump is the ultimate China hawk and
has been for a long time, way before he got
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into politics. He is well aware of what these students
are doing and how the Chinese government operates. Allow me
believe me, by the way, I'm about to criticize the
White House, So I'm gonna you're gonna get a Yin
and Yang here. But here's what's going on. As you
are obviously aware, our economy is intertwined. What a great
(07:39):
Did you hear that word, Chris, that's a big word intertwined. Anyway,
did you you know our economy is intertwined with China's
and theirs is intertwined with us. This is a horrible situation,
There's no question about it. We exported all of our
manufacturing to China. Now they make the things we buy,
the things China needs us to keep buying, the things
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we currently need China to keep making the things we
need to become intertwined, untwined. I thok. I went to
community college. I can't say for sure what the word is,
but you know what I mean. We need to decouple,
if you will, We need to separate from China. But
this is not something you can snap your fingers into overnight.
(08:27):
Here's what happened. Here's why Donald Trump is going on
the news defending the importation of six hundred thousand Chinese students.
Xi Jinping made that part of the deal. We just
struck with China. Deals almost all deals, personal deals, business deals.
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They give you wins and they give you losses. There's
a give and take on all of them. That's how
it works. It works is we need certain things that
China controls. You keep hearing about rare earth, minerals, rare earths,
and rare earth, but what does that mean? But these
are things that are necessary to build high end technology.
(09:15):
If you don't have the rare earth stuff, then you
can't You can't keep up with China technologically, and China,
because of our own negligence, controls ninety percent of the
rare earth on the planet. We need to decouple from China.
We don't have the option of decoupling. Yet. We just
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came to an agreement with them. This was not a
big trade deal. It essentially was a year long It
was it's only a year, a year long truce. We're
not going to do the tariff thing on you. You're
not going to cut us off from rare earth for
a year. Part of that truth is, hey, you're going
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to keep allowing six hundred thousand and spies into your country, right,
it was part of the deal. You can argue that
should never be part of the deal. That's fine. Again,
you're totally find he criticized Trump at the White House.
You're not a servant. You can criticize anybody you want.
But understand that's why Donald Trump is still allowing this.
(10:20):
What he's doing on the news is he's trying to sell.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
You don't want to cut half of the people, half
of the students from all over the world that are
coming into our country, destroy our entire university and college system.
I don't want to do that. And dont forget Mega
was my idea. Mago is nobody else's idea. I know
what Mega wants better than anybody else, and Mago wants
to see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
He's selling it. He's done this before on things that
he knows aren't going to land. Well, maybe things that
he has been kind of forced to do. He goes
on the news and he tries to sell it. Now,
you're not going to sell that, but maybe he's gonna
try to mitigate the losses if you will. Now that
was me defending him. I am going to criticize him
(11:07):
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And I do hope to get to a lot of
those tonight. I just defended Trump's comments about six hundred
thousand Chinese students coming in. I don't want a single
Chinese student coming in, and I don't care if the
university system closes down. But I understand that was part
of the trade truce that we just struck with China.
I got it, So that was me defending it. But
(12:58):
there is something I want to caution Trump and really
all the mouthpieces of the White House about. Remember when
Joe Biden was president and inflation was terrible. Do you
remember the tactic they deployed when life was becoming unaffordable
for you, for everybody, when life was becoming unaffordable? Do
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you remember what they can what they did, and I
ripped them all the time for it. They kept telling
people that things were great when whenever they were asked,
people can't afford this, People can't afford that. People can't
afford that prices are going up. The tactic they clearly
decided to go with was what prices are down. Things
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are great, things are awesome, things are amazing. Inflations way down. Uh,
I can't afford to live inflations way down. And remember
what I said. When someone tells you something is wrong,
you can choose a variety of different things to try
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to make their life better or make them feel better.
You can express sympathy, I'm true, you can even help
them in some way. But you know the one thing
you can't ever do, ever, ever, ever, ever. It never works.
It doesn't work in personal relationships, it doesn't work in politics.
You can never tell somebody they're fine when they tell
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you they're not fine, and you say no, you are.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
But I can't afford things, Yeah you can. Prices are down,
but you don't understand. I'm not making ends meet. Oh,
prices are way down. You're great. This is something that
the White House has been trying for the past few days,
as people are getting more and more upset about the economy,
and Trump actually dismissed it yesterday when he was being
(14:50):
interviewed by Laura Ingram. She said, why are people saying
they're anxious about the economy? Trump said, quote, I don't
know that they're saying that. I think the pulls are fake.
We have the greatest economy we've ever had. Now, I
understand you're always going to get some standard Trump bravado
in there. That's the way Trump operates. Everything is the
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most beautiful thing ever, the greatest thing ever. I got that.
That's endearing. I find it endearing. I think it's hilarious.
It's just kind of who Trump is. So I get
that there's some of that. But inflation has not gone down.
It has not. That is a lie. It is not now.
It may not be increasing the way it was after
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Joe Biden's ridiculous Inflation Reduction Act. Inflation may have stabilized,
but it has not reversed. And inflation, this amount of
inflation is practically brand new. This happened over the past
few years. So people, and maybe this is you. People
remember what it was like to be able to afford
(15:54):
to go out to eat. They remember what it was
like to be able to afford a plane ticket, Remember
what it was like to not have to work two
jobs double time. People remember what it was like when
interest rates to buy home were three percent four percent.
I bought a home during that time. I'm paying under
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three percent for more. That's impossible for people to even
picture now. I could never picture. Nobody could do it.
This is not ancient history. This is recent history. Because
of our insane, suicidal COVID policies and then the Inflation
Reduction Act, people recently became a lot poorer. Okay, Now
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that's bad, right, And I'm not blaming that on Trump,
not all of it, certainly not blaming that on Trump.
And people people don't feel like they can afford life
right now. And maybe this is you remember record credit
card debt, all these things. When people are upset about
the cost of living, they're upset about the economy, they're
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upset about the job market. When people are angry, you
can do a lot. You can tell them you feel
sorry for them, You're sorry. You can tell them you
have a plan to fix it. Hey, we're gonna dig
into it. You can choose a variety of strategies. But
the one thing you absolutely positively cannot do under any
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circumstances is tell people they're fine. No, things are great. No,
I'm I'm on my way to my second job. I
got to see my kids for fifteen minutes. Now I'm
driving uber at night to try to make ends me. No,
the economy's great. Prices are down. No, you don't understand.
I can't afford to fly this year for Thanksgiving. In fact,
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we can't even afford to drive. I can't take any
time off of work. I'm not making ends meeting. No,
the economy it's awesome. Well, hold on, my credit cards
are maxed out, and if something doesn't break soon, we
might have to sell a car or move out of
our house. No, the economy is going gangbusters. We've never
had it better. That doesn't work. That does not work.
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That is the one thing you cannot do. Never you
want to try that with your wife or your husband.
I come home tonight and ob tells me she had
a terrible day. She stubbed her toe, the boys were misbecaved,
the dog pooped in the house, and you know what,
you know what I can't do in that moment. I
can offer to help clean up. I can say I'm sorry, baby,
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but you know what I can't do in that moment.
Absolutely not. No, you had a great day. Oh, your
day is awesome. You had an awesome day. There's not
that it complained about. Your day was awesome. How do
you think that's gonna land. Stop telling people the economy
is great, especially when they're telling you they don't feel
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it's great. That's bad strategy. Don't do that anymore. We'll
be back, Jesse Kelly, Dacian shut up.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Magnificent Tuesday.
And we'll get to some emails here and if you'll
want to talk about a few other things again, just
one final word on the economy. I think they will
get their messaging right. This is closer to the kind
of messaging you're going for.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
This was Scott.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Besides, I think that the tariffs helped consumers. They have
brought down the budget deficit, and if you Mit came
out with a study that said that forty two percent
of the Great inflation was caused by the big deficit spending.
So as you bring down deficit spending, inflation will come down.
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And the tariffs right now, we take in substantial tariff income.
Over time, that will rebalance as the factories moved to
the US and that will become the corporate income or
wage income. And by bringing down the budget deficit, we
are bringing down inflation.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Whether or not you believe that is not important. Whether
or not you like the tariffs or hate the tariffs,
that's not important. That at least is better messaging. Hey,
help is on the way. We're going to get inflation down.
We're going to do something. We're doing something, you just
haven't experienced it yet. That is the messaging the White
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House has to stick with. The messaging going into the
midterms over the next year absolutely positively cannot be everything's fine,
You're doing great, the economy is awesome. That people don't
feel that. All right now, let's do some other things,
shall we. For instance, Jesse, I'm an Uber driver for
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fifteen years, a retired grandma, and I love doing it
part time. With the country being flooded with illegals, Uber
has provided these non English speaking drivers with their temporary
work permit. American drivers can no longer even make a
reasonable income. What can Trump or whomever do to get
these illegals off the platform. So this is another one
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of those industries where Americans are being crowded out.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Last time I went I think it was the last
time I went to New York City. I don't remember.
I believe it was the last time I went to
New York City. I drove by one part of town
I forget exactly where it was, and there were legions
of Africans there. I'm talking people fresh from Africa, and
they all had bicycles with them with the big food
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attachments where you can haul things around on your bicycle.
Why because they were all working for the various food
delivery apps that are out there, and I don't know
which specific ones DoorDash, grub hub, what uber eats, whatever
it was. It was one of those jobs that is
apparently easily attainable for somebody who's illegal, a foreigner, not
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a citizen. I have been told this exact same thing
about the various ride share jobs, that it's easy to
find a fake license, that you don't even have to
show up anywhere in person. This is just what I've
been told, that you can get those jobs, and that
they are getting those jobs. Those are American jobs, and
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those are solid jobs. For people, not just retired people.
People can make a solid income. Maybe you're listening to
me right now, driving door dash uber eats something like that,
trying to make a living for yourself. Maybe it's a
second job. I talked to a guy a couple of
weeks ago. His family needed a new suv. He didn't
have enough money for a new suv. Their old one
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was wrecked. So he is now driving uber ubering people
at night, and it's essentially covering his car payment. That's
what he's doing. He's doing it for the job, they
for the car they bought. These are American jobs. But
we are in a situation where Democrats, who do have
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political power across the country. Democrats don't want you to
have a job. They want you to be replaced with
a foreigner. You can go on welfare. Then they own
you too. I mean, this is this is the situation.
I want you to listen to this. Listen to this,
hommd with accent, Maga y young. This election means this,
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that's the mayor of Minneapolis. We have imported so many
foreigners into this country that this is the mayor of Minneapolis.
We are we have a political party so committed to
filling up this country with for owners. This is the
speaker of the House of Illinois.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Telling you, I don't believe anyone is an illegal alien.
That's a terrible term to use about anyone.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's illegal, it's a legal term. It's not a legal term.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
They used to call black people slaves legally and it
was wrong.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Let's stop it. Dehumanizing people. Yeah, listen to that. You
want to hear a jow dropper. This was in front
of the House Homeland Security Committee. This is It was
a hearing they were having. You want to know how
committed these evil people are to filling up this country
with as many foreigners as possible, crowding you out. This
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is I'm warning you, this is going to make you upset.
It's something you haven't heard before. You ready, just scourge
your loins, all right, listen to this.
Speaker 7 (24:52):
I'd like to ask Carroll and anybody else would like
to answer this. Can you name some of these NGOs
that have specifically taken these hundreds of millions of dollars
and not use it to protect these children?
Speaker 8 (25:03):
Gotholic charities, losing family services, Jewish family services. I spoke
to a gentleman that works in dhs. He actually sends
the electronic fund transfers. And I asked him, sir, tell
me who you were, who do you send, who are
you responsible for, and how much is the largest check
you cut? He said, I'm over Jewish Family Services and
I cut a check for six hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And I said, is that for like three years? And
he told me, JJ, get in the game.
Speaker 8 (25:31):
That's two or three months and it's renewable.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Six hundred Sorry about that awful music that was behind
it was terrible. Six one hundred million dollars of your
money going to NGOs every two or three months. Now
that don't worry about the names of them. This was
Jewish Family Services and Catholic Family Services. These are all
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just communist front groups. They throw on religious skin suits
like they always do, but they're communist front groups. The
more important thing is your government. Your money is being
spent to bring in as many people as possible and
pay for everything in their life. Pay their rent, pay
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for their food, pay for their phone bill. This is
at a time when Americans can't afford anything. That's bad.
Let's do some emails, Jesse for the love of a
just a merciful God and the name of a just
merciful gun. Finish the story about your neighbor's friend and
the national anthem. On Thursday, someone asked about the proper
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etiquette when he hears taps. You launched into a story
about your neighbor's good friends. Then apparently something shiny happened,
and you finished about how your sons get annoyed by people.
What did your neighbor's wife do? I realize now that
I did forget to tell that story. Finish that story
went over the neighbors. This was years ago for the
Super Bowl, So they had these people they're really good
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friends with. And we in our house shut our mouths
most of the time. We stand up unless you're in
some weird circumstance. When the national anthem is ever being
played on TV. It's just what we do. Super Bowl
comes on, National anthem comes on, and this woman who's
one of their friends, ran her fat mouth the entire
(27:21):
freaking time. She did not slow down or shut up.
I don't think she took a breath for the entire
national anthem. And I can just see Ob. I remember
it like it was yesterday. OB's looking at me as
soon as it's done because she knows I've got steam
coming out of my ears, and she's given me the
look of it's a pleading kind of a look of
please don't embarrass me, Please don't embarrass me, Please don't
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embarrass me. What Chris Chris said, that kind of shame
is underrated. Yet it was a small enough party that
I probably would have blown up the party if I
did it, I probably would have ruined the entire party. Instead,
I just silently decided in that moment that I would
(28:03):
never again attend any event where that woman was present.
And I have kept my word to this day. So
instead of voicing my opinion, I silently cut her off
for the rest of my life. It's very healthy. Yeah,
pure talk is healthy. You should cut off Verizon at
and T and T Mobile. You know that, you know
you shouldn't give these disgusting companies your business, not ever,
(28:24):
not ever. Verizon hates your guts. Verizon that they actually
go over and above working with the FBI to turn
in conservatives, to turn in anybody on the right. Did
you know that they did it after January sixth? They
did it to our senators during Arctic frost. These big
mobile companies hate you. Pure Talk doesn't. And I'm not
(28:48):
asking you to sacrifice a thing. Well, why I need
good coverage. Pure Talk's on the same towers. The average
family saves a grand more than a grandy gear. I'm
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Speaker 9 (29:22):
It's a scream baby, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
We'll get to this latest pull out amongst Democrats here
in a few I want to do some emails, but
first I've been thinking about this. I want to start
a secret club. Please don't shake your head. I have
to confess something to you. You know, we've discussed on
(29:50):
the show before how Jewish producer Chris is a part
of these Freemasons who are subverting the United States of
America in the world. And and I was recently in Waco,
Texas for my son's cross country state tournament, and I
saw there, what do you people call it Chris a lodge.
(30:11):
It was pretty grand and there were there was stained
glass and there were engravings and stuff. I'm jealous, but
I don't want to join Chris's club because he's in it.
So I've decided I've been thinking about this a lot. Today,
I am going to start my own secret club. It is.
(30:35):
We are going to have rings, very small rings that
you have to wear to identify yourself. What Chris. It's
not small so it fits on my hand. It's small
because dudes don't like to wear rings unless they're Italian.
So I'm not talking about that, but we have to
find some way to identify each other. We are also
(30:55):
going to have a headquarters. We're not going to call
it a lodge because that's lame. We're going to have
a headquarters of some kind. We are not in any
way going to give back to the community or help anybody.
This will only be for our personal enjoyment, and we
will run certain covert operations from there. We will try
(31:17):
to subvert things. I haven't decided what we're going to
subvert yet, but we're going to have a really cool
headquarters and it's going to be awesome. What Chris, Why
don't we buy an island. I am a little worried
about the funds right now because the club is just starting.
We need a wealthy benefactor of some kind because I
(31:38):
have a lot of plans depending on the budget. It's
all budget dependent. In island would be wonderful. A large
bunker complex of some kind, either in the Appalachians or
the Rockies somewhere, a bunker complex, but that also has
to be affordable, and then we're going to have to
furnish it. In case you're wondering, there will be no
(32:01):
women allow. This club is supposed to be secret and
so we cannot allow have any women. There will not
be any short men admitted. Sorry, nobody with a bad
credit score is coming in. It's just very indicative of things,
so there will be no bad credit scores. There are
going to be rings, secret socks. I've already decided we
(32:23):
have secret socks. Chris, can you find out if Cozy
Earth makes any socks? I actually don't have any Cozi
Earth socks? What they can be part of this? I
have a strong desire to be part of a secret
society that does secret stuff, and I don't know. Stop
shaking your head Chris what I had the opportunity to,
(32:46):
Chris said, but I passed on being a mercenary. I
don't want to be a mercenary. That was a mercenary
job that involved killing poachers in Africa. I already said,
I don't want to help anybody with my club. I
just want to be part of a secret club. This
is purely selfish. And we're going to have no cell phones.
(33:06):
There will be no electronic devices of any kind. The building,
our bunker complex. It will be soundproof, it'll be virtually
impenetrable to electronic surveillance. I've seen enough movies to know
how to make that happen. And I don't know all.
I can't tell you all that we're going to be
doing in there because it's secret. But the club has
(33:29):
officially begun. This is the early stages. That's all I'm
gonna say. This is the early stages. Also, Democrats are
freaking evil. I could say that that's bad, but the
good news is they're really really stupid, really stupid. Dome
is still out there doing the podcast circuit, and well,
(33:52):
I'll just play it for you.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
I wasn't about to be distracted by those little those
planes that he was trying to throw to get me
away from one of my highest priority, which is talking
to people about the economy and their well being in
terms of their financial well being.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And that's so I was.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
I understood the game that was being played, and I
made a decision that I wasn't going to get played,
and Checkers got chessnut Checkers. Yes, yeah, three dimensional chess.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I'm telling you, you know, three dimensional chess. What other
dimensions of chess are there?
Speaker 5 (34:34):
Now?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm not an expert on these things, but I thought
chess was always three dimensional. Chris, you suck at it
because Corey already beat you. But Corey chess is three dimensional, right,
I was right about that? What, Chris, I'm just talking
about the time that Corey beat you even though he
never plays and you play all the time. That's what
I was bringing up. I didn't mean to bring up
old stuff anyway. They're morons. Kamala Harris is a moron.
(34:58):
I hope Gavin Newsom is as dumb as Dome. He
is more likable than Dome, so we're gonna have to
deal with that. But I hope he's as dumb as Dome.
Speaking of the Democrat, party though, it's time to dig
into this. So they pulled Democrats in the state of Georgia.
This is just for the state of Georgia. Do you
(35:19):
know their number one issue? It's not the economy, it's
not inflation, it's not healthcare. You want to know their
number one issue? Standing up to Donald Trump? Do you
want to know why there are these cries from inside
the Democrat Party? It's not personal.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
I respect some of the things you've accomplished in your career,
but you know what, you've just lost touch with where
the base of the party is. You've lost touch on
foreign policy where you supported the war in Iraq and
then a blank checked and nat Yahoo and you refuse
to endorse Mamdani and then this is the second time
you've had the shutdown.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
That's Representative Rokan talking about Chuck Schumer. He's done with him.
Here's Senator Chris Murphy.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
I know that Senator Schumer has a hard job, but
this can't happen again. We have got to find a
way to stay united. We aren't this week, and that
doesn't help anybody except for President Trump. Are you worried
it could happen again? Do you have confidence in leader Schumer, well,
I certainly do worry that it is going to happen again,
and I think we have to have a hard conversation
(36:26):
inside the entire caucus to come to some conclusion on
how to make sure we stay united.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Keep in mind, this is because Schumer was not able
to keep the government shut down. He's now facing a revolt.
What a weird wild party. We'll talk about this more
next
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