November 12, 2025 • 37 mins
Does John Thune suck as Senate majority leader? The conservative infighting. Why help Americans when you can have legions of foreigners who will work for slave wages. Becoming a commie is committing yourself to a miserable life. Destroying GOP traitors.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, All Hope Day.
And so we're going to talk about something good, couple
good things. It's been kind of a heavy show. Let's
do a couple good things. Another warning about letting your
child turn into a communist, emails, all that, so much
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more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. So I'm gonna read a headline. You're probably
not gonna care about it. Just stay with me for
a moment. Texas. The headline is Texas cements business friendly
reputation after locking in tax bands. Maybe this doesn't apply
to you, Probably doesn't at all. Would you on that
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election day that everyone said was a disaster? You We
lost in New Jersey, we lost in Virginia, But that
election day was not a disaster everywhere that in places
like my home state of Texas, we had elections, elections
that were not well advertised many people, most people didn't
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even know about them, didn't participate in them. But we
had an election in boy, it wasn't sexy at all.
There were just a bunch of constitutional amendments. Who even
knows about these amendments? What do they even do? Nobody cares?
And then a couple local bond things that one's gonna
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show up, right, But people did show up enough, good
people did show up. And now Texas because people showed
up to vote, is redder than it was before that election.
There are still wins, so many wins available to us
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out there if we stay involved and participate. And that's
a tough message to deliver right now, because I understand
and with all this recent news that has not exactly
made us thrilled, with the elections and the comments and
everything else, that people are generally down right now on
our side, more down than we have been. The honeymoon
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period's kind of over, and now there's a bunch of
fighting and things like that. So I understand all that.
We can be down, we can be angry, we can
voice our displeasure when we have it. But we still
have so many elections. It's so many different levels we
can win if we stay involved. Because another good thing
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deep state panics. This is from life set deep set
deep state panics. As prosecutors quit amid the new Trump
Russia Origins investigation, don't worry about all the details on it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Just know.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They are digging in to who came up with this
Trump Russia hoax. They're going to expose these people. I
don't know that they're going to prison. I'm not promise
you that, but they're going to expose these people. And
now there is a level of terror in the federal
government that is prompting prosecutors communist ones to quit. Is
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it everything? No, But these are little wins we wouldn't
be having under President Kamala Harris. Remember that, Jesse. Actually,
this guy says, dear balding mice hands. It's not nice.
It feel It feels like in just the past few months,
there is a growing rift among conservative pundits slash influencers.
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Much of it seems to be focused on Tucker Carlson,
but it goes beyond him. Many of these infighters are
people I've always respected and appreciated. So it's hard to
make sense of it all. Please explain this to me
like I'm a Pima Community College dropout. That's not nice, Okay,
So let me explain it to you quite frankly. All right,
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I don't care. I don't care at all. There is
something you have never heard me participate in. And I
hate to use the word never, but you never will.
That is this poop throwing among people who do conservative
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media for a living. I was when I was, especially
when I was working construction. I was a radio consumer,
long before I ever dreamed of actually doing radio or
something like that. I was a listener all kinds of
different shows day and night, this channel, that channel, all
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kinds of different shows, and so long before I ever
dreamt of doing this, I was just a construction guy.
Long before I did this, I listened. You know what
never once interested me in the least, never once, and
many of them did. It was the radio host yelling
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and screaming and complaining about another radio host, about another
TV host. I can't believe this guy, and this guy
steals all my stuff, and I hate this guy and
that guy's stupid. Oh take that and shove it, you're all. Look,
I'm pointing fingers at me. I get to now screw
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off for a living while people are out there barely
making ends meet. I do a radio show. Don't bring
drama to me when I'm listening to your radio show.
Like a bunch of teenage high school girls fighting over
the prom king. I couldn't possibly care less. You know
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the problem with the this stupid in fighting. I'm better
than this guy, and that guy is evil and you
shouldn't listen to him, and you should you know, the
problem is the real problem. It's boring. It's boring. Does
that make your day better? I've got you for fifteen minutes,
thirty minutes, while you make dinner, while you work, while
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you drive home. Does it make your day better? That
Klay Travis is such stupid I hate him. Buck Sexton's
an idiot? And then they come on tomorrow Jesse Kelly stupid? Jesse,
what an idiot? Do you want to listen to high
school girl drama? I have dedicated precisely zero percent of
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my life to gossiping and soap opera drama about other
privileged people who get to screw off for a living.
I don't care. I don't care what the fighting is about.
I'm not participating in it. It doesn't move the move forward.
I'm not interested. It's boring. I'm not involved at all,
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and I would encourage you. I don't care where you
fall on any of this stuff. If people you listen
to or watch do that complain or change the channel.
Don't reward that nonsense. That doesn't look. We have huge
battles to fight, you know how, I always say, we
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have with ten one hundred thousand battles to fight in
our war to save the country. We have gigantic elections
and amendments, and the federal things and state things, and
local and that, so many cultural things. We still have
to clean out the university system and deport fifty million people,
and that the so many fights, thousands and thousands and
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thousands of fights that tangibly matter. You are on your
way to your second job because Christmas is coming up,
and that's the only chance you have at putting gifts
under the tree for Aiden, Jaden and Braden. Do you
think I'm ever going to force you to sit here
and listen to me complain about someone who has an
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opinion I don't like on his podcast or has a
guest that did that is so freaking lame. I find
it small lame, and most importantly, as I said, boring,
I don't care, don't care at all, And this stuff
only exists online. People who have real life concerns about
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affording health insurance, about the crime in their neighborhood about
that about their child who just graduated from college and
can't find a job. They don't give a crap about
two podcasters throwing gorilla poop at each other. It doesn't
matter at all. Jesse, I can't find where I read it,
but I read that whensome Seers made anti Trump remarks
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early in her campaign, which is why Trump didn't endorse
her and Trump's supporters didn't vote for the Maybe that's true.
I'm not totally boned up on that. But every race
has its own tail to tell, every single race. I
wish we still had the governorship of Virginia. I really
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wish we did it. It was a nice little do
we want to call it a blip when Glen Youngkin won,
But remember Virginia is not a red state. Of course,
when you get away from DC. It's a very very
red area, rural red, salt to the earth. One of
the more underrated beautiful states. In fact, having lived there
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once before, I would argue whether they have the best
four season combo in the country. You get a good
hot summer, you get a really really cool, colorful fall,
some snow cold in the winter, a nice beautiful spring,
the best four seasons in the country are Virginia. I'm
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not a red state and it's probably not a purple state.
We got a lightning in the bottle thing because the
country despised Joe Biden and Democrats. Glenn Youngkin was a
very good candidate, ran a very good race. Virginia just
might not be ours. Right, this might not be ours.
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Speaker 1 (11:31):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. You
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So I thought maybe before we get back to any
emails or stories, I thought, maybe, just maybe we should
do a brief just a few minutes. I think history again,
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how did the Roman Republic fall? But there were a
variety of reasons. But how did Rome go from being
a country that went from being ruled by the Senate
where the people had what they thought at least was
some representation to being a country that was ruled by emperors, which,
of course, in the end brought about its collapse. Well,
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the wealthy elite in the Roman Republic joined forces with
the Senate, who were often wealthy elite themselves, to import
massive amounts of foreign slave labor. Why well, they didn't
want to pay Romans wages. They weren't any different back
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then than things are today. Have you ever had have
you ever had a major corporation buy out a local
business of yours. We have this local cafe in my area. Wonderful,
wonderful people owned this cafe, and it was this little
Christian cafe. They had Bible versus on the walls. But
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the food was fantastic, just real homegrown, greasy spoon cafe food.
One of the best things on the menu was Paddy
sausage patty sausage. Well it was fresh. It was fresh
patty sausage. And you could tell they're forming that patty
in the back and slapping it down on the flat top. Delicious.
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Big corporation comes in, buys up the restaurant. I go
in there, I ordered the patty sausage. Next time, what
do I get? I get the hockey puck sausage that
clearly came out of the freezer. Why save money? It
was all about saving money back to the Roman Republic.
They didn't want to pay Roman citizens wages. Why would
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I pay wages? Why would I pay this Roman one
hundred dollars a day when I can go down to
the slave market pay one thousand dollars for a slave.
I never have to pay him a day in my life.
And slowly but surely, due to the mass and i
ortation of foreign slave labor. The Roman citizens began getting
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angrier and angrier and more disenfranchised. The currency was devalued.
Soon they couldn't afford homes and couldn't afford jobs because
their country had been filled by foreigners. And soon the
country devolved into horrible, horrendous civil wars. The government collapsed,
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and they ended up being ruled by emperors, some of
whom married their horses. From that point forward, none of
this is sounding familiar, right. Don't ever accept from anybody,
Democrat or Republican that we absolutely have to have these brilliant,
saintly foreigners coming in here to they'll do jobs Americans
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won't do. Our entire history in this country is Americans
doing wonderful jobs, dirty jobs. Our jobs. Our entire history
in this country is a Maria learning being willing to
work for a paycheck. This crap is not going to work.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dolls.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
And we also do have to bring in talent when.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
We're gone to be a talent.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And you know, you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
We don't have talented people.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory Who're going
to make missiles?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Why not? Americans can't learn how to make missiles. Americans
can't be trained in a factory. That doesn't sound like
Donald Trump to me, that sounds like wealthy billionaires in
Donald Trump's internal circle who don't want to pay those
pesky Americans wages. Hey, why would I?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Man? Don't you understand we got millions and millions of
foreigns lives.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Of course, there's so much H one B abuse. You
would not believe what I saw when I was in
Silicon Valley. It's it is insane. It's obviously a program
to try and replace US workers with basically slave labor
that can't ever escape H one B abuse is crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I instead would like to focus on things like this.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
This idea that American citizens don't have the talent to
do great things, that you have to import a foreign
class of servants and professors to do these things.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I just reject that.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I actually think we invest.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
In our own people, we can do a lot of good.
You've heard that criticism in particular as the President has
talked about cracking down on foreign student visas and their abuses.
But I think that's actually an opportunity for American citizens
to really flourish it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Agreed, we can learn to do things even if we
don't possess the skills. Now, how many times in your
life have you had to learn a new skill or
chosen to learn a new skill. Americans aren't stupid dollars
who can't do it. Oh, I realize the percentage of
Americans who maybe aren't grading well in math, Well, that
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means you need to go fix the stupid Commede education system.
It doesn't teach math, It just teaches everybody that white
people suck and America should burn. Why don't we teach
Americans how to do things and then watch them do things?
And oh, oh, I understand it might involve paying people
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a decent wage. It might even evolve oh benefits, And
I know, I know you would much rather hire booboo
for fifty cents an hour. I totally get it. He's
so much cheaper. He's not even any problem. He never
complains to hr. He comes into work every single day.
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I pay him virtually nothing, and like a good little slave,
he sits there and goes the job Americans won't do,
makes my bottom line look good, pays me a nice
bonus at the end of the year. I reject that.
I completely reject that. For too long this country's been
handed over. No more, no more, and I reject all
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calls from the Trump administration to continue it, flat out
reject it. Now we'll get to being miserable as a comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Next Tue It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So, Jimmy Kimmel, you know that Doric who's
on late night comedy. He goes and does his podcast
with his wife. Jimmy doesn't speak in this, it's just
his wife. But what you're about to hear is so
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insanely sad, and I want you to take this to heart.
If you are a parent, or if you're a child,
maybe you don't know what you believe. Maybe you don't
care about politics, maybe you're still exploring. Laugh right, Okay,
got it. Signing up to be a leftist, a Democrat,
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a communist, if I can incentivize you with one thing,
is signing up to be miserable, miserable that I'm not
here to tell you that Republicans are always happy and
Democrats are always sad. It's not that. When you succumb
to communism, when you give into it, embrace it, because
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it's a religion of destruction, you will be destroyed yourself,
your soul, your happiness. You will walk around all the
time angry and bitter and miserable, and people will cease
wanting to be around you. We had a a Halloween
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party recently at Halloween time, and maybe I told you
a little bit of this, but a woman showed up
at that Halloween party with her husband. I'm good friends
with her husband. And this woman at the Halloween party
was the you know what liberal Aunt Peggy I tell
you about all the time, just in place of the
Democrat in your life. Liberal Aunt Peggy, she is the
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one I have pictured every single time I have said
that term. That's what she was miserable, bitter, angry, clueless,
struggling constantly with anxiety. Life sucks, everything's the end of
the world. Trump Lah always miserable, always looked like she
just bitten in to the worst lemon in the world.
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She walks into the Halloween party. AUV and I both noticed,
and she was happy. You could just tell she almost
looked younger. Does that sound weird? Almost looked young years
younger and happy. We'd never seen her smile like that.
We end up getting some time with them. We were
having some chicken fingers, is no big deal. We end
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up getting some time from time with them. Over the
last year or two, she came out of it. She
came out of that call, voted for Trump in twenty
twenty four, goes to church now and I flat outsid
you seem so happy, And she said, Oh my gosh,
it's like I'm not even the same person anymore. All
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that bitterness, all that misery, all that anger, letting it go.
So I'm gonna play this for you. This is Jimmy
Kimmel's wife, and the politics and Trump and all that
other stuff, even in her family stuff. You can listen
to it. It's fine, but listen to her and ask yourself.
Maybe you're considering whether or not to talk to your
kids about politics. Maybe you're even considering which side to choose,
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You're weighing both options. Is this what you want for
your life?
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Thankfully, my immediate family all they did not vote for
Donald Trump. Okay, they did the first time. A few
of them we flipped them a second time. It hurts
me so much because of the personal relationship I now
have where my husband is out there fighting this man,
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and to me, them voting for Trump is them not
voting for my husband and me and our family. And
I unfortunately have kind of lost relationships with people in
my family because of it. It's like this is not
just Republican versus Democrat for me anymore. It is to
me it's family values. And I'm angry all the time,
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which isn't healthy at all. But I like personalize everything now.
When I see these terrible stories every day, I'm immediately
mad at certain aunts, uncles, cousins who put him in power.
And it's really hard, and it's I wish I could
like deprogram myself in some way.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I'm angry all the time. I wish I could deprogram
my self. Does that sound like somebody who chose the
correct path? Or if that sounds like somebody who walks
in darkness every single day? And if she could be
totally honest with herself, with her husband, with everybody, she'd
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like to be off that path, she would. If you
are maybe considering it going to the dark side, you're free.
You go do what you want, You make your own choices.
Not even gonna talk to you about economics or borders
or anything like that. You are signing up to be miserable.
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And I really want this message to hit home for you.
If you are a young woman, maybe a child, maybe
in your twenties. If you are a young woman, I
understand the pressures in your social circle, the pressures you
will undoubtedly feel, or maybe already are feeling. Hey, just
come over, just come over, Come on, we're the kind ones.
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We're going to be nice. Don't you want to be nice, Susie,
Come up, be nice. You're signing up to be miserable
for the rest of your life, unless, unless you're like
my friend's wife, unless you one day come out of
it miserable the rest of your life. Is that what
you want? Hey, Jesse, Am I crazy, or as John
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Soon or as John Thune not sucked as a leader. Well, yes,
that's true. John Thune has sucked as a leader. That's true.
And I'm not going to go off on Red state
GOP primary voters as I've done a thousand times. I'm
not going to do that. In fact, because it's been
such a heavy show, I actually want to put maybe
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a better face on this. Remember leadership, leadership in the
House and Senate. Remember how that is obtained. It is
obtained through years and years and years of not only
being there. It is obtained by raising large quantities of
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money and handing that money out to other guys who
are in Congress or running for Congress. If I'm Congressman
Jesse Kelly and I really want to be in leadership,
I will work my fingers to the bone raising money.
I'll be on the phone with donors, I'll ask my donors,
I'll fly across the country and I'm raising money. Let's
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say I raised ten million dollars and I have ten
million dollars in my congressional account a pack or something
like that. Well, depending on what kind of pack and
the rules, I can send that money to go help
Congressman Chris. Hey, Chris, you're running for reelection. Got a
tough reelection fight this year. Hey, you know what here,
I'm gonna run two million dollars in ads for you
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in your district. Okay, well that was awfully nice of me, right,
But what's Chris gonna say next year when I knock
on his door and I say, hey, Chris, I'm running
to be Speaker of the House. I would really love
your vote. What's it gonna say. He's gonna say, yes, sir.
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That's what he's gonna say, Yes, sir. Okay, that I
owe you. That's how these guys rise to positions of leadership.
But that also begs the question where do you get
the money? Is it just donors? There aren't that many
people with a lot of money who donate to Republican politicians.
Though there aren't that many of those in any given area,
there aren't a bunch. You have to raise money from
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organizations inside Washington DC. Industries inside Washington DC. We talk
about things like the defence industrial complex. Okay, how much
money do you think I'm going to raise if I
won't take any money from the large defense contractors? Versus
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how much money. Do you think they'll send me if
I promise? No, no, no, no, no. I'm always going
to put more money in there for you guys. If
you want to rise to leadership, you have to raise
money and distribute it large quantities of it. If you
want to raise large quantities of money to distribute, you
have to bloodsuck the DC area itself, and they are
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going to come knocking on your door when critical votes happen,
and they are going to ask for a return on
their investment. They do it all the time. So does
John Thune suck? Oh, no question about it. Name for
me the powerful leader in the House or Senate who
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didn't suck. Most of them on some level suck, right.
We know Lindsay Graham sucks. We know pain sucks. What
Chris pain sucks? It does no one wants to live
with it? Do you live with it? Is your back
hurt all the time? Your elbow? You ever had elbow problems.
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I've had elbow problems. I actually got a needle jammed
in it once. That was the worst mistake I ever made.
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Speaker 1 (28:47):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you missed any part of it,
you can download it. Iheard Spotify iTunes. I'm still just
chapped about this. I can't get over the way this
provision is written.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
It's tucked away on page two hundred and seventeen through
two hundred and twenty nine of the funding bill. Senators
could bring lawsuits and sue the federal government using taxpayer
money if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data
without notifying them. The damages could mean each senator could
get half a million dollars for each violation. Democrats in
the House not amused by this. In fact, the leader
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of the party had keen.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
The GOP senators sat there and watched January six ers
be destroyed. They actually watched Donald Trump be destroyed. They
watched conservative organization after conservative individual have their rights violated
by the FBI, and not one time did they put
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a special carve out in there for those people to
seek justice. But a few GOP senators get their phones tapped,
and now they're supposed to get half a million dollars
in the federal government from you and me. I'm telling
you right now, and I've already I've been told that
the House took this provision out. Chris, you can write
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this one down. If I find out a single GOP
senator who had their rights violated sues the government gets
money from it half million or whatever, and keeps that money,
I'm going to destroy you on the air. I am
(30:31):
going to crucify you on the air. I might make
it a daily segment for a month if I find
out you put a special carve out for yourself, sued
for half a million dollars and kept the money. If
you do that, if you sue for half a million
dollars that better go to a charity that better go
to veterans. May be helpful pay for some of those
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January six ers legal fees. If I find out you
pocketed half a million dollars of my money when out
giving a carve out to normal citizens, I'm going to
lose my freaking mind. I'm telling you right now, I'm
going to dedicate, just like Medal of Honor Monday, I
will dedicate a weekly segment to just trashing you on
the show. I will write it down, Chris, I will.
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That's how much this kind of crap steams me. Gosh, jeez, Jesse.
About four months ago, me and my wife decided to
apply for SNAP, not proud of it, but apparently working
sixty plus hour work weeks in my dime, working part time,
as well as taking care of our three kids who
are under five. Gosh, isn't enough. These people who live
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off SNAP forget that it's not to survive off of
it's supplemental nutritious Nutrition Assistance program to supplement you. We
were actually told I make forty dollars a month too
much for these benefits. Then to hear people all over
complaining how they actually have to work to get food
now drives me insane. They're robbing those who actually need
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ciss since it's as difficult as lifting ten boxes thanks
to them.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Decent people who have never had any experience in the
welfare world don't understand that for a lot of people
in this country, bloodsucking the taxpayer is essentially a full
time job. And I'm not kidding. I've seen this before.
These people. You may think they're all lazy or something
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like that, and I guess to some extent they are.
They will have files, folders, Excel spreadsheets, making sure they
don't have to work, making sure they have applied at
the right time and didn't declare too much. Here is
essentially like a full time job for them to find
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a way to bloodsuck the American taxpayer. And this is
this cannot continue this way if we had, if we
had to point to one huge benefit of the government
shut down, I would argue it is this the American
people got to finally get a little taste of how
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much abuse and waste there is inside the federal government,
inside the federal welfare program, it's really, really, really bad.
It's really bad. In illegals. Fifty nine percent of foreign
households receive it. Fifty nine percent. Well, illegals aren't eligible. No no, no, no,
(33:37):
their kids are. They go have ten kids, all the
kids get it. That sitting there at home, a foreigner,
not even a citizen here, illegal, but you cranked out
a couple anchor babies and you sit at home bleeding.
The taxpayer drive drives me freaking crazy. You know what
showed up today, Three legacy boxes. Three of them. I
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got a few other legacy boxes because I'm in love
with them. I'm in love with the fact that I
can send in hard copy pictures, I can send in
the home movies, whatever, because we still have boxes of
this stuff. We didn't fill it all up the first time,
and they digitize everything. I get all my stuff back,
of course that's important. But I also get a thumb drive,
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a thumb drive. It's also on the cloud in case
something happens to my thumb drive. But our legacy box
thumb drive is in this little tiny fireproof safe. It's
like the only thing that's in there, but it's loose,
little tiny fireproof safe. If tonight, God forbid, something happens,
house burns down, electrical fire is something. Oh, we have
(34:46):
to replace the TVs in the beds and everything else.
But those wedding pictures. I'll have those forever. My kids
will have those forever. Those home movies are forever. It's
Black Friday Special time. It's time Legacy box dot com
slash Jesse. Legacy box dot com slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
New York City mayor elect Zoran Mamdani's chief advisor wants
social workers responding to nine to one one calls. Who
it's good to be? Get spicy into Big Apple after
the New Year. Muslim named Jihad charged with attacking a
Christian at a TPUSA event. It's always the ones you
(35:36):
least expect. State Department to allow denial of immigrant visas
to those with health issues, including obesity. How are army
guys supposed to find a wife? Russia is ready to
resume talks with Ukraine in Istanbul Foreign Ministry official says, yes,
I am sure Ukraine is going to be more than
(35:57):
willing to have those talks being it's how they just
busted a bunch of the other ones for little things
like embezzlement. JFK's grandson launches congressional bid to replace Jerry Nadler.
Are these Kennedys ever just going to go away? It's
how many of these freaking people are there, and all
of them have to run for office. Every aunt and
(36:20):
uncle and cousin and but I got it. I understand
full well. Dad was president after half a term. Dad
was president. I understand, believe me, We all got it.
Then Ted was a piece of crab senator after he
killed a woman. We all understand it. Can we please
move on from the Kennedy thing. Germany to start deporting
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Syrians now that the civil war is over? Oh, I
guess Germany wanted to open its Christmas markets back up
again without the risk of anybody being mowed down by well,
how do they describe it? A car? A vehicle? Those
dagone vehicles are really gihati over there in Germany. Anyway, Tomorrow,
let's hope I sit down here and we have a
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whole lot of walk back from the Trump administration. That's
all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, All Hope Day.
And so we're going to talk about something good, couple
good things. It's been kind of a heavy show. Let's
do a couple good things. Another warning about letting your
child turn into a communist, emails, all that, so much
(00:37):
more coming up in the final hour of The Jesse
Kelly Show. So I'm gonna read a headline. You're probably
not gonna care about it. Just stay with me for
a moment. Texas. The headline is Texas cements business friendly
reputation after locking in tax bands. Maybe this doesn't apply
to you, Probably doesn't at all. Would you on that
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election day that everyone said was a disaster? You We
lost in New Jersey, we lost in Virginia, But that
election day was not a disaster everywhere that in places
like my home state of Texas, we had elections, elections
that were not well advertised many people, most people didn't
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even know about them, didn't participate in them. But we
had an election in boy, it wasn't sexy at all.
There were just a bunch of constitutional amendments. Who even
knows about these amendments? What do they even do? Nobody cares?
And then a couple local bond things that one's gonna
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show up, right, But people did show up enough, good
people did show up. And now Texas because people showed
up to vote, is redder than it was before that election.
There are still wins, so many wins available to us
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out there if we stay involved and participate. And that's
a tough message to deliver right now, because I understand
and with all this recent news that has not exactly
made us thrilled, with the elections and the comments and
everything else, that people are generally down right now on
our side, more down than we have been. The honeymoon
(02:30):
period's kind of over, and now there's a bunch of
fighting and things like that. So I understand all that.
We can be down, we can be angry, we can
voice our displeasure when we have it. But we still
have so many elections. It's so many different levels we
can win if we stay involved. Because another good thing
(02:52):
deep state panics. This is from life set deep set
deep state panics. As prosecutors quit amid the new Trump
Russia Origins investigation, don't worry about all the details on it.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Just know.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
They are digging in to who came up with this
Trump Russia hoax. They're going to expose these people. I
don't know that they're going to prison. I'm not promise
you that, but they're going to expose these people. And
now there is a level of terror in the federal
government that is prompting prosecutors communist ones to quit. Is
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it everything? No, But these are little wins we wouldn't
be having under President Kamala Harris. Remember that, Jesse. Actually,
this guy says, dear balding mice hands. It's not nice.
It feel It feels like in just the past few months,
there is a growing rift among conservative pundits slash influencers.
(03:49):
Much of it seems to be focused on Tucker Carlson,
but it goes beyond him. Many of these infighters are
people I've always respected and appreciated. So it's hard to
make sense of it all. Please explain this to me
like I'm a Pima Community College dropout. That's not nice, Okay,
So let me explain it to you quite frankly. All right,
(04:13):
I don't care. I don't care at all. There is
something you have never heard me participate in. And I
hate to use the word never, but you never will.
That is this poop throwing among people who do conservative
(04:37):
media for a living. I was when I was, especially
when I was working construction. I was a radio consumer,
long before I ever dreamed of actually doing radio or
something like that. I was a listener all kinds of
different shows day and night, this channel, that channel, all
(04:57):
kinds of different shows, and so long before I ever
dreamt of doing this, I was just a construction guy.
Long before I did this, I listened. You know what
never once interested me in the least, never once, and
many of them did. It was the radio host yelling
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and screaming and complaining about another radio host, about another
TV host. I can't believe this guy, and this guy
steals all my stuff, and I hate this guy and
that guy's stupid. Oh take that and shove it, you're all. Look,
I'm pointing fingers at me. I get to now screw
(05:38):
off for a living while people are out there barely
making ends meet. I do a radio show. Don't bring
drama to me when I'm listening to your radio show.
Like a bunch of teenage high school girls fighting over
the prom king. I couldn't possibly care less. You know
(05:59):
the problem with the this stupid in fighting. I'm better
than this guy, and that guy is evil and you
shouldn't listen to him, and you should you know, the
problem is the real problem. It's boring. It's boring. Does
that make your day better? I've got you for fifteen minutes,
thirty minutes, while you make dinner, while you work, while
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you drive home. Does it make your day better? That
Klay Travis is such stupid I hate him. Buck Sexton's
an idiot? And then they come on tomorrow Jesse Kelly stupid? Jesse,
what an idiot? Do you want to listen to high
school girl drama? I have dedicated precisely zero percent of
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my life to gossiping and soap opera drama about other
privileged people who get to screw off for a living.
I don't care. I don't care what the fighting is about.
I'm not participating in it. It doesn't move the move forward.
I'm not interested. It's boring. I'm not involved at all,
(07:05):
and I would encourage you. I don't care where you
fall on any of this stuff. If people you listen
to or watch do that complain or change the channel.
Don't reward that nonsense. That doesn't look. We have huge
battles to fight, you know how, I always say, we
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have with ten one hundred thousand battles to fight in
our war to save the country. We have gigantic elections
and amendments, and the federal things and state things, and
local and that, so many cultural things. We still have
to clean out the university system and deport fifty million people,
and that the so many fights, thousands and thousands and
(07:49):
thousands of fights that tangibly matter. You are on your
way to your second job because Christmas is coming up,
and that's the only chance you have at putting gifts
under the tree for Aiden, Jaden and Braden. Do you
think I'm ever going to force you to sit here
and listen to me complain about someone who has an
(08:11):
opinion I don't like on his podcast or has a
guest that did that is so freaking lame. I find
it small lame, and most importantly, as I said, boring,
I don't care, don't care at all, And this stuff
only exists online. People who have real life concerns about
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affording health insurance, about the crime in their neighborhood about
that about their child who just graduated from college and
can't find a job. They don't give a crap about
two podcasters throwing gorilla poop at each other. It doesn't
matter at all. Jesse, I can't find where I read it,
but I read that whensome Seers made anti Trump remarks
(08:53):
early in her campaign, which is why Trump didn't endorse
her and Trump's supporters didn't vote for the Maybe that's true.
I'm not totally boned up on that. But every race
has its own tail to tell, every single race. I
wish we still had the governorship of Virginia. I really
(09:16):
wish we did it. It was a nice little do
we want to call it a blip when Glen Youngkin won,
But remember Virginia is not a red state. Of course,
when you get away from DC. It's a very very
red area, rural red, salt to the earth. One of
the more underrated beautiful states. In fact, having lived there
(09:38):
once before, I would argue whether they have the best
four season combo in the country. You get a good
hot summer, you get a really really cool, colorful fall,
some snow cold in the winter, a nice beautiful spring,
the best four seasons in the country are Virginia. I'm
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not a red state and it's probably not a purple state.
We got a lightning in the bottle thing because the
country despised Joe Biden and Democrats. Glenn Youngkin was a
very good candidate, ran a very good race. Virginia just
might not be ours. Right, this might not be ours.
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Speaker 1 (11:31):
The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. You
can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
So I thought maybe before we get back to any
emails or stories, I thought, maybe, just maybe we should
do a brief just a few minutes. I think history again,
(11:53):
how did the Roman Republic fall? But there were a
variety of reasons. But how did Rome go from being
a country that went from being ruled by the Senate
where the people had what they thought at least was
some representation to being a country that was ruled by emperors, which,
of course, in the end brought about its collapse. Well,
(12:17):
the wealthy elite in the Roman Republic joined forces with
the Senate, who were often wealthy elite themselves, to import
massive amounts of foreign slave labor. Why well, they didn't
want to pay Romans wages. They weren't any different back
(12:37):
then than things are today. Have you ever had have
you ever had a major corporation buy out a local
business of yours. We have this local cafe in my area. Wonderful,
wonderful people owned this cafe, and it was this little
Christian cafe. They had Bible versus on the walls. But
(12:59):
the food was fantastic, just real homegrown, greasy spoon cafe food.
One of the best things on the menu was Paddy
sausage patty sausage. Well it was fresh. It was fresh
patty sausage. And you could tell they're forming that patty
in the back and slapping it down on the flat top. Delicious.
(13:21):
Big corporation comes in, buys up the restaurant. I go
in there, I ordered the patty sausage. Next time, what
do I get? I get the hockey puck sausage that
clearly came out of the freezer. Why save money? It
was all about saving money back to the Roman Republic.
They didn't want to pay Roman citizens wages. Why would
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I pay wages? Why would I pay this Roman one
hundred dollars a day when I can go down to
the slave market pay one thousand dollars for a slave.
I never have to pay him a day in my life.
And slowly but surely, due to the mass and i
ortation of foreign slave labor. The Roman citizens began getting
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angrier and angrier and more disenfranchised. The currency was devalued.
Soon they couldn't afford homes and couldn't afford jobs because
their country had been filled by foreigners. And soon the
country devolved into horrible, horrendous civil wars. The government collapsed,
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and they ended up being ruled by emperors, some of
whom married their horses. From that point forward, none of
this is sounding familiar, right. Don't ever accept from anybody,
Democrat or Republican that we absolutely have to have these brilliant,
saintly foreigners coming in here to they'll do jobs Americans
(14:49):
won't do. Our entire history in this country is Americans
doing wonderful jobs, dirty jobs. Our jobs. Our entire history
in this country is a Maria learning being willing to
work for a paycheck. This crap is not going to work.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
H one B visa thing will not be a big
priority for your administration, because if you want to raise
wages for American workers, you can't flood the country with
tens of thousands or hundreds of dolls.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
And we also do have to bring in talent when.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
We're gone to be a talent.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And you know, you don't know, you don't.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
We don't have talented people.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
No, you don't have you don't have certain talents. And
you have to people have to learn. You can't take
people off an unemployment like an unemployment line and say
I'm going to put you into a factory Who're going
to make missiles?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Why not? Americans can't learn how to make missiles. Americans
can't be trained in a factory. That doesn't sound like
Donald Trump to me, that sounds like wealthy billionaires in
Donald Trump's internal circle who don't want to pay those
pesky Americans wages. Hey, why would I?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Man? Don't you understand we got millions and millions of
foreigns lives.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Of course, there's so much H one B abuse. You
would not believe what I saw when I was in
Silicon Valley. It's it is insane. It's obviously a program
to try and replace US workers with basically slave labor
that can't ever escape H one B abuse is crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
I instead would like to focus on things like this.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
This idea that American citizens don't have the talent to
do great things, that you have to import a foreign
class of servants and professors to do these things.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
I just reject that.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I actually think we invest.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
In our own people, we can do a lot of good.
You've heard that criticism in particular as the President has
talked about cracking down on foreign student visas and their abuses.
But I think that's actually an opportunity for American citizens
to really flourish it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Agreed, we can learn to do things even if we
don't possess the skills. Now, how many times in your
life have you had to learn a new skill or
chosen to learn a new skill. Americans aren't stupid dollars
who can't do it. Oh, I realize the percentage of
Americans who maybe aren't grading well in math, Well, that
(17:08):
means you need to go fix the stupid Commede education system.
It doesn't teach math, It just teaches everybody that white
people suck and America should burn. Why don't we teach
Americans how to do things and then watch them do things?
And oh, oh, I understand it might involve paying people
(17:29):
a decent wage. It might even evolve oh benefits, And
I know, I know you would much rather hire booboo
for fifty cents an hour. I totally get it. He's
so much cheaper. He's not even any problem. He never
complains to hr. He comes into work every single day.
(17:51):
I pay him virtually nothing, and like a good little slave,
he sits there and goes the job Americans won't do,
makes my bottom line look good, pays me a nice
bonus at the end of the year. I reject that.
I completely reject that. For too long this country's been
handed over. No more, no more, and I reject all
(18:12):
calls from the Trump administration to continue it, flat out
reject it. Now we'll get to being miserable as a comedy.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Next Tue It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday.
Remember you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. So, Jimmy Kimmel, you know that Doric who's
on late night comedy. He goes and does his podcast
with his wife. Jimmy doesn't speak in this, it's just
his wife. But what you're about to hear is so
(18:49):
insanely sad, and I want you to take this to heart.
If you are a parent, or if you're a child,
maybe you don't know what you believe. Maybe you don't
care about politics, maybe you're still exploring. Laugh right, Okay,
got it. Signing up to be a leftist, a Democrat,
(19:10):
a communist, if I can incentivize you with one thing,
is signing up to be miserable, miserable that I'm not
here to tell you that Republicans are always happy and
Democrats are always sad. It's not that. When you succumb
to communism, when you give into it, embrace it, because
(19:33):
it's a religion of destruction, you will be destroyed yourself,
your soul, your happiness. You will walk around all the
time angry and bitter and miserable, and people will cease
wanting to be around you. We had a a Halloween
(19:53):
party recently at Halloween time, and maybe I told you
a little bit of this, but a woman showed up
at that Halloween party with her husband. I'm good friends
with her husband. And this woman at the Halloween party
was the you know what liberal Aunt Peggy I tell
you about all the time, just in place of the
Democrat in your life. Liberal Aunt Peggy, she is the
(20:15):
one I have pictured every single time I have said
that term. That's what she was miserable, bitter, angry, clueless,
struggling constantly with anxiety. Life sucks, everything's the end of
the world. Trump Lah always miserable, always looked like she
just bitten in to the worst lemon in the world.
(20:39):
She walks into the Halloween party. AUV and I both noticed,
and she was happy. You could just tell she almost
looked younger. Does that sound weird? Almost looked young years
younger and happy. We'd never seen her smile like that.
We end up getting some time with them. We were
having some chicken fingers, is no big deal. We end
(21:01):
up getting some time from time with them. Over the
last year or two, she came out of it. She
came out of that call, voted for Trump in twenty
twenty four, goes to church now and I flat outsid
you seem so happy, And she said, Oh my gosh,
it's like I'm not even the same person anymore. All
(21:24):
that bitterness, all that misery, all that anger, letting it go.
So I'm gonna play this for you. This is Jimmy
Kimmel's wife, and the politics and Trump and all that
other stuff, even in her family stuff. You can listen
to it. It's fine, but listen to her and ask yourself.
Maybe you're considering whether or not to talk to your
kids about politics. Maybe you're even considering which side to choose,
(21:46):
You're weighing both options. Is this what you want for
your life?
Speaker 7 (21:50):
Thankfully, my immediate family all they did not vote for
Donald Trump. Okay, they did the first time. A few
of them we flipped them a second time. It hurts
me so much because of the personal relationship I now
have where my husband is out there fighting this man,
(22:11):
and to me, them voting for Trump is them not
voting for my husband and me and our family. And
I unfortunately have kind of lost relationships with people in
my family because of it. It's like this is not
just Republican versus Democrat for me anymore. It is to
me it's family values. And I'm angry all the time,
(22:34):
which isn't healthy at all. But I like personalize everything now.
When I see these terrible stories every day, I'm immediately
mad at certain aunts, uncles, cousins who put him in power.
And it's really hard, and it's I wish I could
like deprogram myself in some way.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I'm angry all the time. I wish I could deprogram
my self. Does that sound like somebody who chose the
correct path? Or if that sounds like somebody who walks
in darkness every single day? And if she could be
totally honest with herself, with her husband, with everybody, she'd
(23:18):
like to be off that path, she would. If you
are maybe considering it going to the dark side, you're free.
You go do what you want, You make your own choices.
Not even gonna talk to you about economics or borders
or anything like that. You are signing up to be miserable.
(23:39):
And I really want this message to hit home for you.
If you are a young woman, maybe a child, maybe
in your twenties. If you are a young woman, I
understand the pressures in your social circle, the pressures you
will undoubtedly feel, or maybe already are feeling. Hey, just
come over, just come over, Come on, we're the kind ones.
(24:01):
We're going to be nice. Don't you want to be nice, Susie,
Come up, be nice. You're signing up to be miserable
for the rest of your life, unless, unless you're like
my friend's wife, unless you one day come out of
it miserable the rest of your life. Is that what
you want? Hey, Jesse, Am I crazy, or as John
(24:23):
Soon or as John Thune not sucked as a leader. Well, yes,
that's true. John Thune has sucked as a leader. That's true.
And I'm not going to go off on Red state
GOP primary voters as I've done a thousand times. I'm
not going to do that. In fact, because it's been
such a heavy show, I actually want to put maybe
(24:44):
a better face on this. Remember leadership, leadership in the
House and Senate. Remember how that is obtained. It is
obtained through years and years and years of not only
being there. It is obtained by raising large quantities of
(25:06):
money and handing that money out to other guys who
are in Congress or running for Congress. If I'm Congressman
Jesse Kelly and I really want to be in leadership,
I will work my fingers to the bone raising money.
I'll be on the phone with donors, I'll ask my donors,
I'll fly across the country and I'm raising money. Let's
(25:28):
say I raised ten million dollars and I have ten
million dollars in my congressional account a pack or something
like that. Well, depending on what kind of pack and
the rules, I can send that money to go help
Congressman Chris. Hey, Chris, you're running for reelection. Got a
tough reelection fight this year. Hey, you know what here,
I'm gonna run two million dollars in ads for you
(25:49):
in your district. Okay, well that was awfully nice of me, right,
But what's Chris gonna say next year when I knock
on his door and I say, hey, Chris, I'm running
to be Speaker of the House. I would really love
your vote. What's it gonna say. He's gonna say, yes, sir.
(26:09):
That's what he's gonna say, Yes, sir. Okay, that I
owe you. That's how these guys rise to positions of leadership.
But that also begs the question where do you get
the money? Is it just donors? There aren't that many
people with a lot of money who donate to Republican politicians.
Though there aren't that many of those in any given area,
there aren't a bunch. You have to raise money from
(26:34):
organizations inside Washington DC. Industries inside Washington DC. We talk
about things like the defence industrial complex. Okay, how much
money do you think I'm going to raise if I
won't take any money from the large defense contractors? Versus
(26:55):
how much money. Do you think they'll send me if
I promise? No, no, no, no, no. I'm always going
to put more money in there for you guys. If
you want to rise to leadership, you have to raise
money and distribute it large quantities of it. If you
want to raise large quantities of money to distribute, you
have to bloodsuck the DC area itself, and they are
(27:18):
going to come knocking on your door when critical votes happen,
and they are going to ask for a return on
their investment. They do it all the time. So does
John Thune suck? Oh, no question about it. Name for
me the powerful leader in the House or Senate who
(27:39):
didn't suck. Most of them on some level suck, right.
We know Lindsay Graham sucks. We know pain sucks. What
Chris pain sucks? It does no one wants to live
with it? Do you live with it? Is your back
hurt all the time? Your elbow? You ever had elbow problems.
(28:00):
I've had elbow problems. I actually got a needle jammed
in it once. That was the worst mistake I ever made.
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Speaker 1 (28:47):
Jesse Kelly returns next.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show. Remember if you missed any part of it,
you can download it. Iheard Spotify iTunes. I'm still just
chapped about this. I can't get over the way this
provision is written.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
It's tucked away on page two hundred and seventeen through
two hundred and twenty nine of the funding bill. Senators
could bring lawsuits and sue the federal government using taxpayer
money if federal law enforcement seizes or subpoenas their data
without notifying them. The damages could mean each senator could
get half a million dollars for each violation. Democrats in
the House not amused by this. In fact, the leader
(29:26):
of the party had keen.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
The GOP senators sat there and watched January six ers
be destroyed. They actually watched Donald Trump be destroyed. They
watched conservative organization after conservative individual have their rights violated
by the FBI, and not one time did they put
(29:49):
a special carve out in there for those people to
seek justice. But a few GOP senators get their phones tapped,
and now they're supposed to get half a million dollars
in the federal government from you and me. I'm telling
you right now, and I've already I've been told that
the House took this provision out. Chris, you can write
(30:10):
this one down. If I find out a single GOP
senator who had their rights violated sues the government gets
money from it half million or whatever, and keeps that money,
I'm going to destroy you on the air. I am
(30:31):
going to crucify you on the air. I might make
it a daily segment for a month if I find
out you put a special carve out for yourself, sued
for half a million dollars and kept the money. If
you do that, if you sue for half a million
dollars that better go to a charity that better go
to veterans. May be helpful pay for some of those
(30:53):
January six ers legal fees. If I find out you
pocketed half a million dollars of my money when out
giving a carve out to normal citizens, I'm going to
lose my freaking mind. I'm telling you right now, I'm
going to dedicate, just like Medal of Honor Monday, I
will dedicate a weekly segment to just trashing you on
the show. I will write it down, Chris, I will.
(31:15):
That's how much this kind of crap steams me. Gosh, jeez, Jesse.
About four months ago, me and my wife decided to
apply for SNAP, not proud of it, but apparently working
sixty plus hour work weeks in my dime, working part time,
as well as taking care of our three kids who
are under five. Gosh, isn't enough. These people who live
(31:37):
off SNAP forget that it's not to survive off of
it's supplemental nutritious Nutrition Assistance program to supplement you. We
were actually told I make forty dollars a month too
much for these benefits. Then to hear people all over
complaining how they actually have to work to get food
now drives me insane. They're robbing those who actually need
(31:59):
ciss since it's as difficult as lifting ten boxes thanks
to them.
Speaker 8 (32:03):
As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Decent people who have never had any experience in the
welfare world don't understand that for a lot of people
in this country, bloodsucking the taxpayer is essentially a full
time job. And I'm not kidding. I've seen this before.
These people. You may think they're all lazy or something
(32:31):
like that, and I guess to some extent they are.
They will have files, folders, Excel spreadsheets, making sure they
don't have to work, making sure they have applied at
the right time and didn't declare too much. Here is
essentially like a full time job for them to find
(32:52):
a way to bloodsuck the American taxpayer. And this is
this cannot continue this way if we had, if we
had to point to one huge benefit of the government
shut down, I would argue it is this the American
people got to finally get a little taste of how
(33:15):
much abuse and waste there is inside the federal government,
inside the federal welfare program, it's really, really, really bad.
It's really bad. In illegals. Fifty nine percent of foreign
households receive it. Fifty nine percent. Well, illegals aren't eligible. No no, no, no,
(33:37):
their kids are. They go have ten kids, all the
kids get it. That sitting there at home, a foreigner,
not even a citizen here, illegal, but you cranked out
a couple anchor babies and you sit at home bleeding.
The taxpayer drive drives me freaking crazy. You know what
showed up today, Three legacy boxes. Three of them. I
(34:01):
got a few other legacy boxes because I'm in love
with them. I'm in love with the fact that I
can send in hard copy pictures, I can send in
the home movies, whatever, because we still have boxes of
this stuff. We didn't fill it all up the first time,
and they digitize everything. I get all my stuff back,
of course that's important. But I also get a thumb drive,
(34:24):
a thumb drive. It's also on the cloud in case
something happens to my thumb drive. But our legacy box
thumb drive is in this little tiny fireproof safe. It's
like the only thing that's in there, but it's loose,
little tiny fireproof safe. If tonight, God forbid, something happens,
house burns down, electrical fire is something. Oh, we have
(34:46):
to replace the TVs in the beds and everything else.
But those wedding pictures. I'll have those forever. My kids
will have those forever. Those home movies are forever. It's
Black Friday Special time. It's time Legacy box dot com
slash Jesse. Legacy box dot com slash Jesse.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
And now here's a headline by go you know, you
know the thing headlines we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
New York City mayor elect Zoran Mamdani's chief advisor wants
social workers responding to nine to one one calls. Who
it's good to be? Get spicy into Big Apple after
the New Year. Muslim named Jihad charged with attacking a
Christian at a TPUSA event. It's always the ones you
(35:36):
least expect. State Department to allow denial of immigrant visas
to those with health issues, including obesity. How are army
guys supposed to find a wife? Russia is ready to
resume talks with Ukraine in Istanbul Foreign Ministry official says, yes,
I am sure Ukraine is going to be more than
(35:57):
willing to have those talks being it's how they just
busted a bunch of the other ones for little things
like embezzlement. JFK's grandson launches congressional bid to replace Jerry Nadler.
Are these Kennedys ever just going to go away? It's
how many of these freaking people are there, and all
of them have to run for office. Every aunt and
(36:20):
uncle and cousin and but I got it. I understand
full well. Dad was president after half a term. Dad
was president. I understand, believe me, We all got it.
Then Ted was a piece of crab senator after he
killed a woman. We all understand it. Can we please
move on from the Kennedy thing. Germany to start deporting
(36:41):
Syrians now that the civil war is over? Oh, I
guess Germany wanted to open its Christmas markets back up
again without the risk of anybody being mowed down by well,
how do they describe it? A car? A vehicle? Those
dagone vehicles are really gihati over there in Germany. Anyway, Tomorrow,
let's hope I sit down here and we have a
(37:03):
whole lot of walk back from the Trump administration. That's
all
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