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(00:00):
Off ball with the guys who wereon my wall? Is that awkward to
say that? Is it a littlebit awkward? Like? No, the
only thing is awkward. I mightlike talk to them in some weird like
that would be awkward. Please,if you're going, if you're listening,
please I want footage video anybody,please? I want footage? You know
(00:24):
what? That's the park is abig park. But wherever you're at,
you should be able to zero inon Stasia being goober. I want,
like, you gotta get me becauseI want to see the body language like
when you're talking to him and stufflike hopping up and down being so,
how so? How is Spence liketake it easy? Will you? Like?
(00:46):
Does not care? He's so likehe's like, don't embarrass yourself,
babe. Like that's literally like hisparting words. And he's not even talking
about in front of the new kidson the block because he's probably kind of
like, well that's a guarantee.He's more like, don't embarrass yourself at
home play, you know. He'slike, don't with the ball or something
like that. He's more concerned aboutmy performance on the ball field. That's
(01:07):
his concern. He's like, don'tembarrass the family. Give me some stand
up doubles, maybe inside the parkhome run. Definitely make contact with the
ball. Otherwise you're embarrassing yourself.Yeah, even if you hit it into
a double play or you're out.He just said, make content, make
contact, hit the ball. That'sthat's my threshold for a successful night,
Josh. I think that's what theReds. I think that's their whole thing.
(01:30):
They're like, as long as wemake contact, I don't even take
I don't want to get stray.Very end of the game. Last night,
they're playing the Pirates very end thenight there, and then it's one
nothing that they lose. It's noscore all the way to the end,
and boot one mistake there it isReds lose. No, he's a serious
to do that. I don't wantto do that for my team, for
(01:53):
my station, for my family,for my city. No, I don't
want to do that. Yeah,that's good. We need to have goals.
We have goals. We need tohave goals. But there will be
screaming kids on the block. It'snot Sarah, sound different. How was
(02:14):
I supposed to know? I havetold you it was Marshall. Marcia Marshall
Marshall, so put this on ascale of one to Mariah. Oh my
god. Okay, I mean obviouslynew Kids on the Block and Mariah.
These are very different categories here,like Mariah is all time forever, but
(02:36):
like new Kids on the block,like this is my boy band, this
is my boy band. Oh mygod, I'm so excited. Look at
you there were from Mariah. Yeah, I did not cry about the New
Kids on the Block, but Ithere's a lot of squealing, and I'm
afraid that that's what's going to comeout when I meet them. I'm like,
(02:58):
literally twelve years old, Marshall.I got to ask you, have
you ever met anyone that made yousqueal like when you were talking to them
or meeting them. That's the thingbecause when I hear what she the way
she's like, and I'm trying toremember back, I met a lot of
famous people over the years being inrock radio otherwise. Yes, it's just
like I'm trying to think back.I'm like, you know, I never
(03:19):
just was like what you know orwhat like, I can't think of any
time where I've ever done that.But I know, Noah, I don't
know what did you say? Thehead of Noah, whether the National Oceanic
Atmospheric Administrat Atlantic it sounds like Marshall. That is just sad. I'm sad
(03:50):
for you. I'm experiencing very highbreacher right now, but about to be
low pressure someone. Anyone, please, just a famous person that don't know,
No administrator is not famous, butthey're so important, especially he's a
(04:13):
meteorologist, Josh. It could bea circumstance. It could be an actor,
it could be a musician, itcould be an athlete, it could
be your favorite playwright or whatever.Picked something, you know what. Honestly,
I think I think if if ifI had actually met maybe Bette Midler
in person, I probably would havemelted into a pile of goo. Go
at least that's a famous person,right see, there we go. You
(04:36):
know, Adina Menzel would probably turnme into a just a jello. Yeah,
I didn't know that. Kristian chennowmaybe is my oky girl. Yes,
as a matter of fact, yeainteresting? Yeah, yeah, I
(04:58):
need that kind of boring life.I gotta be honest, though, if
anybody could meet Marshall outside right now, you might make him melt because the
way that this weather is, it'skind of it's uh, well, you
don't have a choice when you're outside, you know. Marshall and I love
the hot weather, like this isour time. But I mean, Marshall,
it's hot out there, even attiresaying it, yeah, yeah,
(05:19):
it's hot. I mean, there'sno question. You know. It's kind
of like you get into the deadof winter and even Jim Gnnall says,
okay, it's cold. You know. We're sort of at the other end
of the spectrum where it's like,okay, now this is hot. And
we still have heat advisories for tomorrowand Saturday, so it is not going
to improve a whole lot between hereand there. We are going to end
(05:41):
up with highs during the day aroundninety six degrees on Friday and Saturday.
There will be a heat index ofat least one hundred or warmer both days.
By Sunday, there's a cold frontcoming now can you see my air
quotes cold right right, So thatbut it will be enough to generate some
thunderstorms on Sunday. The cool airon Monday still gets to eighty six degrees
(06:08):
in the afternoon, so it's notlike it's gonna be a dramatic change gonna
feel cool by that point. Well, when it's really gonna be noticeable.
There's another front coming Wednesday. ByWednesday, Wednesday's high is ninety, but
Thursday is eighty one and dry.Oh wow, so that is you're gonna
be like, wait, I'm goingto eat air conditioning. This is like
(06:30):
really nice. Also, MARCHA,we're like an hour and some change away
from official summer, aren't we.Yes, So we're looking at by before
five o'clock today we actually hit summer. Really, is anybody gonna notice?
I think it already feels that way. Sunset tonight and tomorrow is at nine
oh four. Sunrises have already startedgetting a little bit later. It's not
(06:53):
six'h three now, So we stillhave fifteen plus hours of daylight each day,
and tomorrow today is the largest amountof daylight we will get for the
year. So enjoy this wonderful,sunny, hot I'm melting into the concrete
kind of day. Tonight we'll dropto seventy four, and tomorrow it's both
(07:15):
a heat advisory and it's hot forninety six with a heat index of one
hundred. All right, marshall,thank you very much. It is ninety
one right now. Oh, thisis this is what I'm talking about.
It's Ucaus on the block, It'sMariah. But you guys, this is
my day. This is my day. Get it hot. Yeah, listen
(07:40):
to this. She's so good.Man. All right, without further ado,
because we're running out of time.Man, it is time for stump
sap. We have three headlines.Two of them today will be real,
one will be fake. Choose thefake news today station, not a Quinn
(08:05):
or Nate Quinn or somebody rot byme on a scooter the other day.
I was walking around downtown and shedid like a double take. It was
really cute, and she goes,oh, Stacey n Quinn and I was
like hello, kept flying on herscooter looking back at me, and I
was like, she's gonna fall.But it was very cute. Did you
(08:28):
all right? First headline, herewe go, designer surgery for lady bits,
latest beauty trend. Designer surgery forwhat do you mean by lady bits?
There, Blazer, just as MORIset figure out, I think we
all understand except you somehow, someway. Yes, designer surgery for lady
(08:50):
bit lady bits, okay, latest, See I don't need more lack up
bits. I mean you could goeither way. More loaded bits? What
are those like? Loaded tape yourtots with covered in bacon and cheese?
Yes, I think we're talking aboutsomething else now, I don't know the
latest beauty trend. So that isthe first headline, GHI stasia, Coca
(09:13):
Cola soon to release a new chocolateflavored cocoa Coca Cola. Oh, cocoa,
Coca cola. Yeah, Oh,Coco cola, Cocoa Coca cola,
coca Coca cola chocolate. Is thattoo many cocoa? That could? That
(09:33):
could work on a lot of I'mliking it. I don't see any problems
with that Coca Cola. All right. Third headline, here we go.
Energy drinks may make your hair fallout. Ah, energy drinks may make
your hair fall out? Oh mygoodness, energy drinks. Okay, Well,
I know that the real headline forsure is the designer surgery for lady
(09:56):
bits. That's that's a rejuvenation.I know that is actually a trending thing.
Well, thanks to these losers onTikTok. That's a real thing.
Okay. And so now I'm choosingbetween Josh's headline about the coca Coca Cola
and Blazer's energy drink causing your hairto fall out. That's not ideal.
(10:18):
This is this is this is allred, bull Baby, all red.
But you probably got a lot done. Yeah with your energy Okay, yeah,
And I'm picking the fake news here. I think the fake news is,
oh man, this is a toughone. The Coca Coca Cola could
(10:39):
totally feel real, but so couldthe energy drinks because like that's that could
do something. I think the fakenews is the energy drink for your hair.
Oh with you, Coca Cola,the cocoa Coca Cola. Wow.
Wow, you know I narrowed itdown. You've had you know, you
(11:01):
were off to such a great startin the year, and now you've just
been in a real rough patch.Lady's she's distracted today. Kids on the
block. I am. Yeah,I'm a blockhead today. It's understood.
Yeah, understandable. Well, there'salways next time. Yes, Yes, there's
Off ball with the guys who wereon my wall? Is that awkward to
say that? Is it a littlebit awkward? Like? No, the
only thing is awkward. I mightlike talk to them in some weird like
that would be awkward. Please,if you're going, if you're listening,
please I want footage video anybody,please? I want footage? You know
(00:24):
what? That's the park is abig park. But wherever you're at,
you should be able to zero inon Stasia being goober. I want,
like, you gotta get me becauseI want to see the body language like
when you're talking to him and stufflike hopping up and down being so,
how so? How is Spence liketake it easy? Will you? Like?
(00:46):
Does not care? He's so likehe's like, don't embarrass yourself,
babe. Like that's literally like hisparting words. And he's not even talking
about in front of the new kidson the block because he's probably kind of
like, well that's a guarantee.He's more like, don't embarrass yourself at
home play, you know. He'slike, don't with the ball or something
like that. He's more concerned aboutmy performance on the ball field. That's
(01:07):
his concern. He's like, don'tembarrass the family. Give me some stand
up doubles, maybe inside the parkhome run. Definitely make contact with the
ball. Otherwise you're embarrassing yourself.Yeah, even if you hit it into
a double play or you're out.He just said, make content, make
contact, hit the ball. That'sthat's my threshold for a successful night,
Josh. I think that's what theReds. I think that's their whole thing.
(01:30):
They're like, as long as wemake contact, I don't even take
I don't want to get stray.Very end of the game. Last night,
they're playing the Pirates very end thenight there, and then it's one
nothing that they lose. It's noscore all the way to the end,
and boot one mistake there it isReds lose. No, he's a serious
to do that. I don't wantto do that for my team, for
(01:53):
my station, for my family,for my city. No, I don't
want to do that. Yeah,that's good. We need to have goals.
We have goals. We need tohave goals. But there will be
screaming kids on the block. It'snot Sarah, sound different. How was
(02:14):
I supposed to know? I havetold you it was Marshall. Marcia Marshall
Marshall, so put this on ascale of one to Mariah. Oh my
god. Okay, I mean obviouslynew Kids on the Block and Mariah.
These are very different categories here,like Mariah is all time forever, but
(02:36):
like new Kids on the block,like this is my boy band, this
is my boy band. Oh mygod, I'm so excited. Look at
you there were from Mariah. Yeah, I did not cry about the New
Kids on the Block, but Ithere's a lot of squealing, and I'm
afraid that that's what's going to comeout when I meet them. I'm like,
(02:58):
literally twelve years old, Marshall.I got to ask you, have
you ever met anyone that made yousqueal like when you were talking to them
or meeting them. That's the thingbecause when I hear what she the way
she's like, and I'm trying toremember back, I met a lot of
famous people over the years being inrock radio otherwise. Yes, it's just
like I'm trying to think back.I'm like, you know, I never
(03:19):
just was like what you know orwhat like, I can't think of any
time where I've ever done that.But I know, Noah, I don't
know what did you say? Thehead of Noah, whether the National Oceanic
Atmospheric Administrat Atlantic it sounds like Marshall. That is just sad. I'm sad
(03:50):
for you. I'm experiencing very highbreacher right now, but about to be
low pressure someone. Anyone, please, just a famous person that don't know,
No administrator is not famous, butthey're so important, especially he's a
(04:13):
meteorologist, Josh. It could bea circumstance. It could be an actor,
it could be a musician, itcould be an athlete, it could
be your favorite playwright or whatever.Picked something, you know what. Honestly,
I think I think if if ifI had actually met maybe Bette Midler
in person, I probably would havemelted into a pile of goo. Go
at least that's a famous person,right see, there we go. You
(04:36):
know, Adina Menzel would probably turnme into a just a jello. Yeah,
I didn't know that. Kristian chennowmaybe is my oky girl. Yes,
as a matter of fact, yeainteresting? Yeah, yeah, I
(04:58):
need that kind of boring life.I gotta be honest, though, if
anybody could meet Marshall outside right now, you might make him melt because the
way that this weather is, it'skind of it's uh, well, you
don't have a choice when you're outside, you know. Marshall and I love
the hot weather, like this isour time. But I mean, Marshall,
it's hot out there, even attiresaying it, yeah, yeah,
(05:19):
it's hot. I mean, there'sno question. You know. It's kind
of like you get into the deadof winter and even Jim Gnnall says,
okay, it's cold. You know. We're sort of at the other end
of the spectrum where it's like,okay, now this is hot. And
we still have heat advisories for tomorrowand Saturday, so it is not going
to improve a whole lot between hereand there. We are going to end
(05:41):
up with highs during the day aroundninety six degrees on Friday and Saturday.
There will be a heat index ofat least one hundred or warmer both days.
By Sunday, there's a cold frontcoming now can you see my air
quotes cold right right, So thatbut it will be enough to generate some
thunderstorms on Sunday. The cool airon Monday still gets to eighty six degrees
(06:08):
in the afternoon, so it's notlike it's gonna be a dramatic change gonna
feel cool by that point. Well, when it's really gonna be noticeable.
There's another front coming Wednesday. ByWednesday, Wednesday's high is ninety, but
Thursday is eighty one and dry.Oh wow, so that is you're gonna
be like, wait, I'm goingto eat air conditioning. This is like
(06:30):
really nice. Also, MARCHA,we're like an hour and some change away
from official summer, aren't we.Yes, So we're looking at by before
five o'clock today we actually hit summer. Really, is anybody gonna notice?
I think it already feels that way. Sunset tonight and tomorrow is at nine
oh four. Sunrises have already startedgetting a little bit later. It's not
(06:53):
six'h three now, So we stillhave fifteen plus hours of daylight each day,
and tomorrow today is the largest amountof daylight we will get for the
year. So enjoy this wonderful,sunny, hot I'm melting into the concrete
kind of day. Tonight we'll dropto seventy four, and tomorrow it's both
(07:15):
a heat advisory and it's hot forninety six with a heat index of one
hundred. All right, marshall,thank you very much. It is ninety
one right now. Oh, thisis this is what I'm talking about.
It's Ucaus on the block, It'sMariah. But you guys, this is
my day. This is my day. Get it hot. Yeah, listen
(07:40):
to this. She's so good.Man. All right, without further ado,
because we're running out of time.Man, it is time for stump
sap. We have three headlines.Two of them today will be real,
one will be fake. Choose thefake news today station, not a Quinn
(08:05):
or Nate Quinn or somebody rot byme on a scooter the other day.
I was walking around downtown and shedid like a double take. It was
really cute, and she goes,oh, Stacey n Quinn and I was
like hello, kept flying on herscooter looking back at me, and I
was like, she's gonna fall.But it was very cute. Did you
(08:28):
all right? First headline, herewe go, designer surgery for lady bits,
latest beauty trend. Designer surgery forwhat do you mean by lady bits?
There, Blazer, just as MORIset figure out, I think we
all understand except you somehow, someway. Yes, designer surgery for lady
(08:50):
bit lady bits, okay, latest, See I don't need more lack up
bits. I mean you could goeither way. More loaded bits? What
are those like? Loaded tape yourtots with covered in bacon and cheese?
Yes, I think we're talking aboutsomething else now, I don't know the
latest beauty trend. So that isthe first headline, GHI stasia, Coca
(09:13):
Cola soon to release a new chocolateflavored cocoa Coca Cola. Oh, cocoa,
Coca cola. Yeah, Oh,Coco cola, Cocoa Coca cola,
coca Coca cola chocolate. Is thattoo many cocoa? That could? That
(09:33):
could work on a lot of I'mliking it. I don't see any problems
with that Coca Cola. All right. Third headline, here we go.
Energy drinks may make your hair fallout. Ah, energy drinks may make
your hair fall out? Oh mygoodness, energy drinks. Okay, Well,
I know that the real headline forsure is the designer surgery for lady
(09:56):
bits. That's that's a rejuvenation.I know that is actually a trending thing.
Well, thanks to these losers onTikTok. That's a real thing.
Okay. And so now I'm choosingbetween Josh's headline about the coca Coca Cola
and Blazer's energy drink causing your hairto fall out. That's not ideal.
(10:18):
This is this is this is allred, bull Baby, all red.
But you probably got a lot done. Yeah with your energy Okay, yeah,
And I'm picking the fake news here. I think the fake news is,
oh man, this is a toughone. The Coca Coca Cola could
(10:39):
totally feel real, but so couldthe energy drinks because like that's that could
do something. I think the fakenews is the energy drink for your hair.
Oh with you, Coca Cola,the cocoa Coca Cola. Wow.
Wow, you know I narrowed itdown. You've had you know, you
(11:01):
were off to such a great startin the year, and now you've just
been in a real rough patch.Lady's she's distracted today. Kids on the
block. I am. Yeah,I'm a blockhead today. It's understood.
Yeah, understandable. Well, there'salways next time. Yes, Yes, there's
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