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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Sadly the morning show with DJ four and it's sad Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. Oh man, it's been week one of the
Elf on the shelf. In our house, we have a
female elf by the name of Elfie. She has blue
eyes just like the girls. She's adorable and listen. It
(00:31):
is it a task every night to get it done with.
By the way parents, I'm talking about the magical Elf.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's it's not easy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's like a full time job on the side to
make sure Elfie is moved and she has a note
and all this thing. And Layla's only about to be
three and two weeks so right now I can do
real basic stuff and that blows her mind because she
can't understand it anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, it's just really tough because the elf waits to
move when nobody is looking, especially when the kids are
in bed.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
When we were little, at my grandmother's house, she had
this huge tree in the backyard and in the middle
of the tree looked like a door like it was
a little it was just the way the tree was,
but it looked like a doorhole. And sometimes we would
go to Nana's house and tinker Bell would have stopped
by and she would have put like glitter and dust
(01:22):
all over the tree. She left us a note. It
wasn't every time. It was maybe once a month, but
every time we would go into my grandparents' house, run
through the house out to the backyard to see if
tinker Bell was there. And watching Layla with Elf on
the shelf is giving me that feeling because I can
tell she the first thing she does when she wakes
(01:43):
up is ask where do you think Elfie is?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Where's Elfie?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And obviously during the week, I'm not there for the
wake ups, so I've had to ask the fireman to
film them for me. And I'm getting dams from people
being like Ashley, I'm I'm waking up to check this because.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's just it. It's so cute seeing a.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Little kid just be so excited for this magical Elf
that has arrived from the North Pole. But I've also
had people say things about the fireman and we got
this talk back and I'm crying because it's true.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The Elf videos on Ashley's story, i feel like we're
finding out that the Fireman's kind of funny, Like we
get to see his personality a little through these videos.
And I don't know if it's the absolutely sick, sick
Boston accent that makes the commentary funny, or if it's
just like being with the kid trying to find these
But he wasn't impressed with the seven Am cookies. I
(02:35):
could tell keep them coming, They're great.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He talks throughout them. I pulled you guys a couple
clips of them. But he has kind of like leaned
into these videos that he sends me every morning. Now
does the man know that I put them on the
world wide Web? Now he thinks they're just coming to me.
So that means he's actually going to be himself here?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Could she bess? He's not harsh, he's not there. Ask
no more cookies, I guess, no more Saturday n cookies.
Where do you want to look?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We don't want to check first on the police.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Not in there, baby, Maybe in the living room.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You gotta go down and look. He's not Where is
she is?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Not?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I know? Maybe in the closets. No, no, you got
act ry vision. Listen, he's he's giving in these videos.
I don't even I don't even know this man.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's why you need to get that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Not there?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Let me turn the light on.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right? Where else can she be?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And with check.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
The original straw?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What cock?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What did this here?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Kecklees my Cockay?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, it's the cutest thing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
But like my thought process when.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I told him, hey film them for me in the
morning so I don't miss them because I usually I'm
doing them, I was thinking he would just stay silent
and video her and you know, but he's there's commentary there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because he thinks he thinks they're just for you. He
thinks makes them great. I feel like if you created
like an Instagram account for him, like and just posting
all this stuff, this stuff would be amazing. I mean,
he would to be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Did tell me you should make a TikTok just like No,
not him of like Layla's wake ups, but he's that's different.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But he's in it. But it's for Layla. Yeah one
specifically for him. He's not gonna we have to divorce.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's in there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It's over there every yeah, every morning. It's wish she.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
He last night did it was his first at Ashley
Feldman two E's in the Ashley so you can see it. It
was hit the Fireman's first placement. And he did it
in five second. Mind you you know I do this
whole extravagant thing takes me in five seconds. He got
a piece of string and tied Elfie to the fan
and turned the fan on. So she's just unwrote it
like that. That poor girl needs some drama. Mean, like
(05:41):
she's gonna vomit. Yeah, she's dizzy, but she's up there.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Just going around.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And and he just texted me and said she she
cannot believe that Elfie up on the fan.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Where does she tied with? Where did he tie her from?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, but like what body part?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hey, it was discussed. He was like, oh, I gotta
tie the feet because that wouldn't be It's not funny
the other way around. And trust me, trust me, it
was enough.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah,
Sadly the morning show with DJ four and it's sad Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Cousin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety four
or five. Oh man, it's been week one of the
Elf on the shelf. In our house, we have a
female elf by the name of Elfie. She has blue
eyes just like the girls. She's adorable and listen. It
(00:31):
is it a task every night to get it done with.
By the way parents, I'm talking about the magical Elf.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's it's not easy.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's like a full time job on the side to
make sure Elfie is moved and she has a note
and all this thing. And Layla's only about to be
three and two weeks so right now I can do
real basic stuff and that blows her mind because she
can't understand it anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, it's just really tough because the elf waits to
move when nobody is looking, especially when the kids are
in bed.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
When we were little, at my grandmother's house, she had
this huge tree in the backyard and in the middle
of the tree looked like a door like it was
a little it was just the way the tree was,
but it looked like a doorhole. And sometimes we would
go to Nana's house and tinker Bell would have stopped
by and she would have put like glitter and dust
(01:22):
all over the tree. She left us a note. It
wasn't every time. It was maybe once a month, but
every time we would go into my grandparents' house, run
through the house out to the backyard to see if
tinker Bell was there. And watching Layla with Elf on
the shelf is giving me that feeling because I can
tell she the first thing she does when she wakes
(01:43):
up is ask where do you think Elfie is?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Where's Elfie?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And obviously during the week, I'm not there for the
wake ups, so I've had to ask the fireman to
film them for me. And I'm getting dams from people
being like Ashley, I'm I'm waking up to check this because.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It's just it. It's so cute seeing a.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Little kid just be so excited for this magical Elf
that has arrived from the North Pole. But I've also
had people say things about the fireman and we got
this talk back and I'm crying because it's true.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
The Elf videos on Ashley's story, i feel like we're
finding out that the Fireman's kind of funny, Like we
get to see his personality a little through these videos.
And I don't know if it's the absolutely sick, sick
Boston accent that makes the commentary funny, or if it's
just like being with the kid trying to find these
But he wasn't impressed with the seven Am cookies. I
(02:35):
could tell keep them coming, They're great.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He talks throughout them. I pulled you guys a couple
clips of them. But he has kind of like leaned
into these videos that he sends me every morning. Now
does the man know that I put them on the
world wide Web? Now he thinks they're just coming to me.
So that means he's actually going to be himself here?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Could she bess? He's not harsh, he's not there. Ask
no more cookies, I guess, no more Saturday n cookies.
Where do you want to look?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
We don't want to check first on the police.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Not in there, baby, Maybe in the living room.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You gotta go down and look. He's not Where is
she is?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Not?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I know? Maybe in the closets. No, no, you got
act ry vision. Listen, he's he's giving in these videos.
I don't even I don't even know this man.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's why you need to get that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Not there?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Let me turn the light on.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
All right? Where else can she be?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And with check.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
The original straw?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:08):
What cock?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What did this here?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Kecklees my Cockay?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
No, it's the cutest thing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
But like my thought process when.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I told him, hey film them for me in the
morning so I don't miss them because I usually I'm
doing them, I was thinking he would just stay silent
and video her and you know, but he's there's commentary there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Because he thinks he thinks they're just for you. He
thinks makes them great. I feel like if you created
like an Instagram account for him, like and just posting
all this stuff, this stuff would be amazing. I mean,
he would to be happy.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Did tell me you should make a TikTok just like No,
not him of like Layla's wake ups, but he's that's different.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
But he's in it. But it's for Layla. Yeah one
specifically for him. He's not gonna we have to divorce.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's in there.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It's over there every yeah, every morning. It's wish she.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
He last night did it was his first at Ashley
Feldman two E's in the Ashley so you can see it. It
was hit the Fireman's first placement. And he did it
in five second. Mind you you know I do this
whole extravagant thing takes me in five seconds. He got
a piece of string and tied Elfie to the fan
and turned the fan on. So she's just unwrote it
like that. That poor girl needs some drama. Mean, like
(05:41):
she's gonna vomit. Yeah, she's dizzy, but she's up there.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Just going around.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And and he just texted me and said she she
cannot believe that Elfie up on the fan.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Where does she tied with? Where did he tie her from?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know, but like what body part?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hey, it was discussed. He was like, oh, I gotta
tie the feet because that wouldn't be It's not funny
the other way around. And trust me, trust me, it
was enough.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah,
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