Berner Phone

Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Episodes

December 9, 2025 66 mins

The dialers had so many good hot takes that we had to do a second episode.

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The dialers are letting us in on the thing they hate that everyone else seems to love.

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November 24, 2025 58 mins

We'd rather get involved in other people's drama than deal with our own, so we asked the dialers to tell us their juiciest local gossip.

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November 17, 2025 98 mins

We took a risk and tried live call-ins for the first time in Berner Phone history. The only reason we pulled off the admin is because Hannah wasn't involved.

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November 11, 2025 65 mins

The dialers called in and shared their biggest turnoffs in relationships.

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The dialers are sharing their craziest customer service stories that prove the customer isn't always right. 

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October 27, 2025 92 mins

Des is joined by special guest Gabby Bryan to give their best shot at dating advice.

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October 20, 2025 76 mins

Instead of taking it out on their families, the dialers are airing their grievances on the pod and letting us know what's been bugging them.

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October 14, 2025 62 mins

We have a juicy one today - the dialers are spilling their family secrets.

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October 7, 2025 61 mins

Chris is back and we're in studio. The vibes are high and we're discussing double standards in relationships. 

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September 29, 2025 79 mins

Des is giving advice on the questions you don't want to ask your friends.

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September 22, 2025 66 mins

The dialers are asking us to hear them out on their most out-of-pocket crushes. 

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September 16, 2025 65 mins

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions.

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Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it.

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September 1, 2025 54 mins

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week.

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The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago.

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August 18, 2025 66 mins

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex.

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August 11, 2025 57 mins

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. 

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We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else.

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July 28, 2025 81 mins

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week.

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