05 22 2024 What's your Relationship" body count?

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Kelly Nash. Hello,it's Tomorrow show. Today, Today's hump
Day, Tomorrow's Thursday. Shi ton the Morning Rush, and hopefully we'll
be celebrating the gamecock victory. Youknow, we're also going to have some
big news today because Riley Keo isin court as we speak. We recorded

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this ten o'clock on U in themorning, and so I guess by this
afternoon, even before the game Cocksplay, we're going to know if Graceland
is really for sale tomorrow or not. This seems to be everybody's presenting it
now as if that whole thing withLisa Marie Presley is not real. There

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Apparently a lot of people are nowon that wagon that that Lisa Marie Presley
never took out a loan against thishouse. Wow, and that this is
a theft in progress. This isa title lot theft commercial playing out before
our very eyes. That was mywhole angle that this is going. What
we're gonna find out in about twomonths is that this is a title Monck's

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promotion. But they need a newcommercial because I'm tired of seeing that celebrated
freaking criminal on television. America's mostfamous home was nearly stolen with the simple
commercial forgery of a document. Alot of people think, so, oh,
this whole rigamaro, it's it's it'sit's a one page document. Laugh

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the damn criminal who want to besitting his ass behind bars somewhere. You
just stole somebody's house. And thenthe ultimate stupid part of the commercial ist
what what what? What would yousay if your house stolen? I mean
you can't even put a can Canyou put a dollar amount on that?
Could puts on it all? Actuallyyou can actually get the value of the

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home. You can put a valueamount of that. So this is right
now, it says, if theinjunction is granted, this is us as
a few minutes ago. If theinjunction is granted, it places an indefinite
hold on the auction until the caseis resolved. If the judge finds that
the documents are fake, the auctionwill not be hosted. The Elvis Presley

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Enterprises can confirm that all of theseclaims are fraudulent, there is no foreclosure
sale. Simply put, counter lawsuithas been filed to stop the fraud.
Now, I specifically call it LifeLockand ask them I said I'm about to
sign up for title lock unless youtell me that my LifeLock subscription actually protects

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my title. And they said yes, but you would think that anything.
Well, I guess they don't needyour name, right, is that the
thing? Or they do need yourname? Oh yeah, they need your
name. So they're forging a documentthat says you are selling the home to
them. So yeah, that wouldpop up on your credit check. Yeah,
it's a what based document. Ijust want to kick that guy square

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on the ass. I do heara lot of these very frustrating stories.
I mean, look, we're ona conservative leaning radio station. I'll admit
I'm a conservative, so I findit ironic and somewhat hysterical that the liberals
are now finding out that the policiesthat they've passed in places like California are
biting them in the butt. Andthey've got a television producer out there who

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is so ticked off. Now heis personally given five million dollars to the
Democratic Party in the last five years. Wow, he has now lost his
home. He had rented out histwelve million dollar home to an Indian businessman
and within six months, he saidthe Indian businessman had done over two million

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dollars worth of damage to the interiorof the home, and the cops,
because of the laws in Los AngelesCounty, would not allow him, even
though they recognizing be full recognized.Here's the title in your name. Yep,
it's your property. You have thekey. You cannot go in that
house. We will be forced toshoot you if you try to enter your

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own property. Don't go in there. Why it's mine. He's setting things
on fire, I know, butit's he's got a he's got a lease
so he can stay there. Nowyou're not allowed there, So the home
is now completely destroyed. He says, there's basically we're gonna have to knock
it to the ground'or just takethe whole twelve million dollar property and bulldoze

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it because we let some insane personinto the house and there was nothing within
the law I could do to stophim. He's a little bit upset about
it. Wow, But I findthat well. I'm upset about it too,
even though I say, I findit funny that it's a guy who
supported the Democrat Party who then switchedthe laws in the state of California to
empower these types of insane anything.I still I'm still like just frustrated that

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that happens to anybody, and itapparently it happens a lot. I don't
know how much it happens on SouthCarolina, but I know that we read
stories all the time about these peoplewho are like being evicted from their own
homes. Yes, I'm the owner, Yes I know. But that other
guy said that you're whatever, Soyou're out. He's a mental patient,

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and we recognize that as well.He's mentally insane. You are a prominent
attorney, and we're gonna have toshoot you if you try to enter your
apartment again. So this is allvery plain, calmly presented to Americans as
if this is how we're supposed tolive these days. So very frustrating.
I guess I'm hoping that the ElvisEstate keeps the the property, although it

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would be amazing to see who buysit and what they do with it.
If he turned it into a bedand breakfast. I get a peanut butter
an under sandwich with bacon every morning, and the Elvis swite. What if
it was like the Chinese spotted itwould be horrible. Yeah, we now

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own Graceland the Communist Chinese Party,and they have Elvis Chinese only Chinese Elvis
impersonators are allowed to perform here.So you know we've heard the phrase.

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I didn't. I don't think Iheard this phrase when I was younger,
but I'd say within the last tenor fifteen years, it's become a pretty
prominent phrase amongst single people, whatis your body count? And that refers
to how many people were you intimatewith? And they talk about you don't
want to give out your body count, You don't, don't honestly ever tell

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anybody your body count, all thesesorts of things. With that in mind,
I had anticipated the number to bemuch higher than what we're seeing in
this study, two thousand Americans surveyed. By the way that guys boasting brag,
you would think it would be inthe hundreds. Now, this is

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dated. This is not necessarily quoteunquote body count, meaning they didn't necessarily
they're not putting in one night standsor people they had little quick flings with
that they were never serious about.Okay, but when they average it out,
and obviously you can't put a pointon it, but they do,
it's three point seven dating partners beforethey find true love. Huh, three

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point seven is the average. Andnow if you want it, like,
what is the most? It saystwenty six percent of people said it took
them eight relationships to find quote unquotethe one. And to me, I

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really thought there was going to bea lot more. I thought we were
going to be in double digits foreverybody. So you're saying that funzies didn't
count. Funies don't count. Theseare people that you were legitimately interested in
as far as a long term datingrelationship, possibly going to marriage. And

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four four, So you're over theaverage. You had more than the average
American today. And I almost didn'tcount one. So I'm gonna say three
and oh you're gonna dial it back. I hate to admit this. I'm
probably over a dozen that I seriouslydated, like for many months, if

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not years. I also was marriedonce, so she has to count as
not the one in the spreadsheet oflife that's where she lives. Ex spouses
are definitely not the one. Butyou know, even after that, I

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dated uh two women between my I'vemade girls all the time who tell me
that they dated you. Well,I dated a lot of people. I've
dated you know, but that wouldhave been maybe a like a week,
maybe two, those types of Oh, let's get together, let's hang out,
let's do that. But as faras like, you know, just

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like, oh, this is apotential marriage type of thing. And and
in all honesty, after my divorce, I only wanted to be in a
serious relationship. So I didn't reallydate a lot outside of that to be
a potential marriage classification because I mighthave to scale it back again. Well,

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it just says you date. Theaverage American dates three point seven partners
before finding the one. Okay,I'm but one in eighteen excuse me.
One in five adults between the agesof eighteen and twenty nine say that their
biggest fear is to committing to aserious relationship. They don't want to be

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in it, they're afraid of it. Yeah. Interesting, And as far
as people over thirty, only tenpercent are concerned about committing to a relationship
have any fears about it. SoI guess there's something about hitting that thirty
year, your thirtieth birthday makes yousay I think I'd rather have a long

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term relationship or a permanent relationship.And while you're still in your twenties,
there's a lot of people going,you know what, I don't know if
I want to do that. Iremember hearing that as a kid, as
a young person I shouldn't say akid, but probably seventeen eighteen something like
that. I remember some you know, grizzly old dude, been beaten up

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by life, you know, drinkinga bush yeah, and he's telling me,
yeah, don't bad mouth it.I'm going to bad mouth him.
The customer of the bush beer bushRun into the Mountains. Isn't that their
slow number one grocery beer? Hesaid, it ain't natural for one man

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and one woman to stay together forever. It ain't natural in the animal kingdom,
and it ain't natural in the humankingdom. You're gonna change, So
don't lock yourself down and give themsome fantasy that you're gonna stay forever,
because you don't want to stay,and they don't even want you to stay.

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Because I'm a free bird. Hemight as well just bust it into
that. And you know, he'slike a fifty eight year old chain smoking
pop bellied bush love and wearing hisuh, you know, wearing some sort
of Hooters tank top or something.And I took that advice. I remember
thinking, I'm doing society a favorby not even opening myself up to the

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idea of a long term relations Okay, I was good. I was trying
to help out. Turned out Iwasn't helping so much. I like it.
And then Jonathan, we've got aMorning Russia regular who This is the
quandary. She has been waiting ornot waiting, watching her neighbor's dog every

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time they go out. Now thatthis relationship is happening for years, they're
gonna go on vacation, they're gonnacome on over. They're gonna knock on
the door. Hey, and we'reheading out of town this next week.
Would you mind watching Fidoh? Andshe always says yeah, yeah, yeah,
And she says she even takes himon a walk. Oh, okay,
she'll she'll help out. She wantsthat dog to have a nice experience

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while the parents are away. Shesays, now they seem to be taking
more trips. I don't know ifthey just got like retired or something,
but she said they've taken six tripsnow in like a couple of months.
So now they keep asking, andthey've never offered me anything in return.

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They've never brought me back a gift. They've never said, could we give
you a little something for the effort. It's never like a nice gift card.
So her question is, would Ilook like the bad guy if I
said, yeah, i'll watch fightout. But you know what, You're
gonna have to pay me a littlesomething. Now. I need a little
something because it is my time andit is my effort, and I have

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to redo my schedule sure to makesure that i'm there when the dog needs
to go for the walk. AndI've got a scoop to put some time
around five six O'clock'll make sure Igo over and feed the dog every day.
And I got a poop to scoop. I got a poop to scoop,
scoop poop. I don't like doingthe scoop poop. You want me
to all, and I've been doingit for years. But yeah, you

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want to go on your vacation.Now she's holding you up. I want
to go on your vacation. Iknow you thought I was going to say,
yeah, tim bucks a day thatI mean, you can't. It's
nobody in town's going to do itfor ten bucks a day. You're going
for a week, it's seventy dollars. I'm saving up four US. So
you're saying, you tell them,absolutely, I'm putting my foot down and

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she's not gonna look like the badye. You know, I want to
help you out, and I don'tmind helping you out because I've helped you
out now for years. But youknow, I really want to save up
and get a sew and so whateverit is, so I would appreciate it
if you paid me in cash orgift card tim bucks a day. I

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mean, you go to the kenneldowntown and put your dog up for a
week, it's like five hundred bucks. I just thought you were our friend.
I am your friend. I'm doingit for ten bucks a day.
That sounds like you're charging I amthe charge. Sounds like you're in business.
That's not a bad idea, andI probably should go in business.
Because the other neighbor sees me takingcare of your dog, then they want

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me to do it too. Well. I'm glad I've launched a business idea
for you. I'll just go finda friend now to watch my dog.
That's wonderful. I wish you goodluck and then her fear and then her
fear has come true. Now she'snot friends with her neighbors. And on
the first day that you're going,I go over, leave the gate open,
see your friend, and is sucha good job did they? That's

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so good, that's so good.I recognize that spot in the road.
Why do we talk like and yourfriend isn't so good? That's so good,
it's so main. No, Iwouldn't do that ten dollars a day.

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I still got a dog. Anyway, Well we'll we'll, We'll let
you take a shot at that onetomorrow as well. Hey, what's going
on in your neighborhood? What kindof dog problems you got going on?
Maybe it's a cat, I don'tknow. You want to buy Graceland?
Yeah, it's a one page documentstake take you read the damn thing.

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It's just the one page. Igave him a recipe for chicken pop pop.
They gave me your house. Hey, what's going on? You reached
out to us on social media?Know how to do that by email?
As well as Rush at ninety sevento five. It was like or Nash
at ninety seven five WCS dot com. Oh I do want to get an
interview with that dude? Now Iwant to talk to him and go.
You know, you come off likethe smug, pompous ass of any thief

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that I've ever done. And I'velooked, I've looked in twenty twenty four,
I've seen a lot of pompous assthiefs on the news. You're the
best one ever. And if youwant to use our talkback feature, use
that on the iHeartRadio app. Maybetell us if for some reason you were
able to get graceland you begin,what would you do with Graceland? Oh,
I'd have a piano bacon buffet everyday. You know, he used

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to hide he used to hide baconin the piano. So they say you'd
like to smell bacon. Just flipopen, Yeah, yeah, just flip
open. The top of the pianosare there. It's your bacon, it's
your peanut butter, it's your breath.