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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Kelly Nash morning, Good morning, It's tomorrow show. Today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tomorrow is Thursday, sah, so happy getting ready for the weekend.
You got big weekend plans other than the game.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm hosting an event on Friday night. And so yeah,
i'd say that because, like, my wife's not going she's
going away for the weekend, so I'll go by myself.
I don't. I don't like it. I don't like it
when I'm by myself. I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You're gonna be hosting an event. You'll have throngs of people. Yeah,
I'd rather have my wife, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm trying to decide if I'm gonna be able to
get out of babysitting Thursday night so I can go
to an oyster roast.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well angels going to the thing in the Vista on yeah,
Thursday night. That's Thursday night as well, isn't it. Yeah?
And I told her, I said, hey, look, they canceled
my tennis match on Thursday night because of the rain,
so you might have a problem. I'm not having a problem.
The rain is not happening Thursday night. It'll be over
by six thirty, Okay, So don't act like this is
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not happening. It's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Then Friday night there's a you could buy tickets to
this one. Still there's an oyster roast in Lexington of
the Ice House Amphi Theater. Oh yeah, so why do
oyster roast coming down this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well? I got my thing on Friday night and then Saturday.
You know, with football, I'm supposed to be there three
hours before kickoff, which means I gotta leave four hours
before kickoff. So that means I gotta leave my house
by noon, right, so it's literally an all day affair,
sure when you have the pregame show and whatnot. So yeah,
and then I'll get home. I'm guessing what four game
(01:33):
be over by wake? What seven ish, seven thirty. I
won't be home till like eight thirty then, which means
it's almost time for bedtime. Because then you got to
get up at six and go to church. You got
to greet meeting and greeting. So she was like, well,
I'm going to make you a roast before I go.
I was like, don't bother making me anything. I'm not
going to be home.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, So we're getting ready for a big weekend Clemson fans,
Carolina fans, Coastal fans.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
By the way, Clemson fans, I got news for you.
According to wallet hub, the best small sports city in
America is Clemson, South Carolina. I could believe that. Screw you,
What about Columbia. We're not a small city. Clemsons best
mid size city. How about that? Fargo and Arbor not
(02:21):
even a city officially. It's Awn, Tuscaloosa, Glendale, Buffalo, and
Green Bay. Those are the best mid size. Okay, sports towns.
Durham got in there, Baton Rouge, but not Colombia.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Maybe you didn't make the list in any category mid size,
small one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And then in the large ones, the best one is
Los Angeles. Second, Boston, Pittsburgh, New York, and Dallas are
your top. They come from wallet Hub. That's what I'm saying.
That guy hates us, but he loves Clemson. I don't know.
Usually we always feel like South Carolina gets slighted. We did.
They're number one. You can't get any better than number one.
It is fun going to Clemson if you can roll
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all the way down the hill and inside thees O Club.
And I hope you got seventeen hours to get out
of there. Yes, that's the other thing. When you get
to Clemson, take a sleeping back because you ain't leaving.
It's the it's the Hotel California. You can check in
anytime you'd like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You take the back rows through Seneca. That's the way
I have to go. I have to go that way.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The cows block it off and I'm stuck up there.
You get three cow crossings in your in your route.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They're not they're not switching pastors on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Brother, They're not going to.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Cross the road anyway. Okay, all right, So we got
a lot of things coming down for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, yeah, came Clempson home this weekend. I forgot I
haven't Yes, I haven't done my pregame for Clemson. Who
are they playing this weekend? Don't they play Citadel this weekend?
Is that this weekend? Clemson foot? Yeah? Because next weekend
they set the game time for their You would try
to usually schedule the Citadel at the same time that
(03:55):
we're scheduling our crap game, so that you can kind
of use it almost as a bye week.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
We got fans listening right now. What are you talking about?
A crap game? We're hosting another South Caro.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, Clemson's got a big game this week. Oh, this
is a pick game. Yeah, big boys.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh yeah, Okay, Now we're talking and they're on the
road and they're excited because Miami dropped one. I still
can't believe that game.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, Miami's been doing that all year. They've been they've
been flirting with disaster to go Molly Hatchett on you,
and they've you know, they've been losing in the first
half of every game this year, not once. As Miami said,
we're going to establish dominance, which they should clearly have.
Their defense is okay, their offense has been amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They're give them their fans every dollar, every value for
every of their sports entertainment dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wouldn't you stick around for the second half? Wouldn't you
let me ask your question? Were you more happy when
we totally just ran Tennessee out of the building or
when we squeak out a victory. We love it when
we're running it up, absolutely, and I'm sure the Miami
fans would have felt the same way. But this time
you got down and then all of a sudden, as
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you're struggling to try to get back in, Oh, there's
a sack. All, now we're stopped on fourth and go, oh,
now there's a fumble. What the flip? And now it's
over by the way. Speaking of Missouri coming to town
this weekend, the end of the Missouri game last weekend
unbelievable with the game tied and who are they playing
(05:26):
again last week? I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm sure I saw the replay on this because it
was an exciting ending. I can't remember who they were playing, but.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The other team had the ball and they were about
maybe a minute left or less in the game. They
get it like they're own twenty five, and the quarterback
feels the pocket breaking down and he's scrambling and he's
going to try to throw it, and just as he's
about to try to throw it, he gets hit and
they call it a fumble, and some like three hundred
and fifty pound lineman scoops it up and the fat
(05:55):
boy just kind of waddles it into the house and
basically almost expires as he waddles in for the victory.
I mean, and he does it, you know, in front
of the student section, right the students are like losing
their mind.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's how they got to take off. I'm like, I'm
sure he's gonna have to do a lateral here. He's
not gonna be to make it all the way exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oxygen oxygen. We need some help out here. People were
like a handoff as the ball. Well. We were talking
to a morning russ of regular this morning. She says
her husband is the biggest Jelly Roll fan, and she
meant physically largest. He weighed four hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Big boy, I'm not messing with him six to four
hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You don't have to be the biggest to win the freest.
We have more free Jelly Roll concert tickets tomorrow because
we're playing another edition of what you're talking about. And
this word, I have not looked up the pronunciation. I
believe it's pronounced buhthetic like pathetic, but it's b a instead.
(06:59):
It's with a B instead of a P. What is
a pathetic? I've missed all the words this week. I'm
not even going to take a stab at it producing
an unintentional effect of anti climax. Oh, so I give
an example of the missed field goal was a pathetic
(07:20):
end to the game. Pathetic pathetic. Maybe we've heard people
use that word and we thought they were saying pathetic,
Like you thought they were going to hit that field
goal to win it, right, and he shanked it left
and you lost, and you're like, that's the anti climactic.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yes, yes, that was pathetic. I bet you that has happened.
We have one of Rush regulars to use some words.
We're too stupid even know what they were saying. We
thought they were we saw just by pronunciation, we thought
they were saying pathetic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yep, we thought they were stupid. Yes, it turns out
we were stude. How many times does that happen where
you thought they were?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Tomorrow I'll find out who's stupid? Why is the air
always pointing to me?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Who's the dumb dug? Why's the coke bottle always stop
at me? So that answer again, in case you forgot it,
is on the Morning Rush Blog and we'd love to
get you in to see Ernest Shabouzi and Jelly Roll
next Friday night. The other thing that I had put
up here for the Morning Rush Blog is I don't
(08:18):
know if people remember who Will Forte is. He used
to be on Saturday Night Live. Will Is what fifty
four years old. I can do the math here because
Will says he has nineteen years to live. And the
reason he says he has nineteen years to live is
because several years ago he was playing with a Ouiji board,
and the Ouiji board he said, at first I thought
(08:39):
it was just bs, but then I started asking it
questions that nobody would know the answers to, like what
was my grandmother's middle name? And it got all that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Stuff right, and so I said, oh, I said, oh crap,
there is a spirit here talking. And so then after
asking some questions, he finally asked the questionquestion, uh uh,
do you know when I'm going to die? I wouldn't
ask the question. I just got chills saying those words.
(09:10):
But he asked the question and the answer came back
seventy three and then he I don't know if he
further asked or if it just volunteered it, but it
said you will be stabbed to death, You're going to die,
or a stabbing incident, something to that effect. So he
was talking about this, I guess this week on a
(09:30):
podcast and whoever the host was is kind of freaked
out about it, Like my gosh, I wouldn't want to
know that, he says, Does it bother you? Well, not really,
he says. Everyone else is worried about cancer and high
cholesterol or whatever, but not me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I know I've got nineteen years left. So the only
question I have now is when I turned seventy two
and I'm nearing the end, should I start looking into
like a kevlar full bodysuit. That's great.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I literally could go out and step out in front
of a bus today because I know the bus driver
is going to swerve.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Hi, miss me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I could be like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. I
could get into a tub, butt naked and warm water
and drop a toaster right there, plugged in toaster.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Right there in the water. I know I'm not gonna die.
What if the Ouiji board was wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But you know how long to plan for your financials,
for your retirement fund. I just got to have enough
to make it till I'm seventy three.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Would you want to know that? No?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No, no, no, because I would be dangerous if I
knew that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Really? Yeah, well, I mean because I don't think all right,
So now I'm getting into that weird hypothetical. Everything's hypothetical.
Here hypothetical that there was a spirit, hypothetical that it
actually knew, hypothetic. All of it's hypothetical, But in my
hypothetical world, it's like God. Like in the Bible, it
(10:51):
says God's numbered your days, so you are you have
a born on date. God knew that day you were
going to be born, you know, because he's outside of time,
so it would be a trillion years before you were born.
He knew the day you were going to be born.
But it also says you've got an end date, so
he knows the day you're gonna die. But you can
alter that, you can change that. Like you said, if
(11:14):
I step in front of a bus, maybe I don't
end it. Maybe the Lord shows mercy quote unquote mercy
and says, now we're going to keep you to your
end date. But now you're just gonna be miserable the
rest of your life because you're gonna be paralyzed from
the neck down, or you're gonna have some sort of
massive head injury and you won't be able to think clearly.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
This is one joint away from being a classic university
conversation amongst self appointed intellectuals.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So we should start firing up for tomorrow morning shows.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Who are who're sitting around contemplating this. You're telling me
it could be a whole universe under my fingernail.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, there is of those little mites or whatever they
call them.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, and we know that God is, as you said,
outside of time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I believe that because we believe the Bible. There's other
people who don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So God already knew. It's that predetermined thing all over again.
So God already knows. Now here's the question. You're dependent
upon a spirit who could be evil. Maybe the spirits
just jerking your leg, jerk in your chain.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would say for me, guaranteed it's evil.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To me.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
If there's something communicating with you outside, like in a
spirit world, and it's not God, yes, then that's an
evil Demonesque. I can't tell you the spirit because like,
it's not your grandmother. No, if your grandmother went to heaven,
now that the spirit can say it's your grandmother and
know everything there is to know about your grandmother, that's right.
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But that's not Granny, that's not it's not Elvis. If
my mom's listening, that was not Elvis that came to
the house.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I've been in a room with Luigi Board one time,
really and nothing weird happened, But just hearing people call
on spirits, I said, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was like, twelve, Yeah, I don't want to know.
I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm out.
On that too. But if we could just isolate the
idea that somehow you did know, would you want to know?
I say no. Some people are such planners they would
insist on knowing. I liked the idea of thinking I'm
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going to live not forever, but in my mind it's
one hundred. I like the surprise element too, so I say, like,
I didn't see it again on the going that way,
I didn't see it coming this way. Surprise, surprise, you
got me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You like the dude in Born Supremacy where they changed
up the meds. He's about to walk out and just
get on his boats. He's carrying his little bags with him.
He had like four second, four seconds to think about it,
and then he just drops.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Look what they make a gift. Look what they make
you give.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's another great moment. Anyway, we have a big name.
He just walked in the studio, so.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That means we gotta wrap this thing.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We're gonna wrap up this podcast. The law is here
to see Kelly, I'm sure it has nothing to do
with with me, Sheriff. You want to guess, Hey, if
I'm not back tomorrow, you please somebody, somebody to get
a go fund me page going to spring me.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Hey, well, all the prisoners do podcasts from the jail,
so you tob.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hey, we'll be back in tomorrow morning bright in the
early six storty is your opportunity to win what you
tell talking about, but it would be giving you the
opportunity to winch oederal tickets. Kelly sorready told you finally
the answer on the Morning Rust blog. And I want
to find out way, if you knew you were going
to die at a certain age, would you want to know?
That's a great pond of that one until tomorrow morning.
Remember we start talking, you start talking. It's a three
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w cos on the Morning Rush
Hello, Kelly Nash morning, Good morning, It's tomorrow show. Today.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tomorrow is Thursday, sah, so happy getting ready for the weekend.
You got big weekend plans other than the game.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm hosting an event on Friday night. And so yeah,
i'd say that because, like, my wife's not going she's
going away for the weekend, so I'll go by myself.
I don't. I don't like it. I don't like it
when I'm by myself. I like it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
You're gonna be hosting an event. You'll have throngs of people. Yeah,
I'd rather have my wife, gotcha.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm trying to decide if I'm gonna be able to
get out of babysitting Thursday night so I can go
to an oyster roast.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well angels going to the thing in the Vista on yeah,
Thursday night. That's Thursday night as well, isn't it. Yeah?
And I told her, I said, hey, look, they canceled
my tennis match on Thursday night because of the rain,
so you might have a problem. I'm not having a problem.
The rain is not happening Thursday night. It'll be over
by six thirty, Okay, So don't act like this is
(01:01):
not happening. It's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Then Friday night there's a you could buy tickets to
this one. Still there's an oyster roast in Lexington of
the Ice House Amphi Theater. Oh yeah, so why do
oyster roast coming down this weekend?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Well? I got my thing on Friday night and then Saturday.
You know, with football, I'm supposed to be there three
hours before kickoff, which means I gotta leave four hours
before kickoff. So that means I gotta leave my house
by noon, right, so it's literally an all day affair,
sure when you have the pregame show and whatnot. So yeah,
and then I'll get home. I'm guessing what four game
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be over by wake? What seven ish, seven thirty. I
won't be home till like eight thirty then, which means
it's almost time for bedtime. Because then you got to
get up at six and go to church. You got
to greet meeting and greeting. So she was like, well,
I'm going to make you a roast before I go.
I was like, don't bother making me anything. I'm not
going to be home.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, So we're getting ready for a big weekend Clemson fans,
Carolina fans, Coastal fans.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
By the way, Clemson fans, I got news for you.
According to wallet hub, the best small sports city in
America is Clemson, South Carolina. I could believe that. Screw you,
What about Columbia. We're not a small city. Clemsons best
mid size city. How about that? Fargo and Arbor not
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even a city officially. It's Awn, Tuscaloosa, Glendale, Buffalo, and
Green Bay. Those are the best mid size. Okay, sports towns.
Durham got in there, Baton Rouge, but not Colombia.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Maybe you didn't make the list in any category mid size,
small one.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And then in the large ones, the best one is
Los Angeles. Second, Boston, Pittsburgh, New York, and Dallas are
your top. They come from wallet Hub. That's what I'm saying.
That guy hates us, but he loves Clemson. I don't know.
Usually we always feel like South Carolina gets slighted. We did.
They're number one. You can't get any better than number one.
It is fun going to Clemson if you can roll
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all the way down the hill and inside thees O Club.
And I hope you got seventeen hours to get out
of there. Yes, that's the other thing. When you get
to Clemson, take a sleeping back because you ain't leaving.
It's the it's the Hotel California. You can check in
anytime you'd like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You take the back rows through Seneca. That's the way
I have to go. I have to go that way.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The cows block it off and I'm stuck up there.
You get three cow crossings in your in your route.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
They're not they're not switching pastors on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Brother, They're not going to.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Cross the road anyway. Okay, all right, So we got
a lot of things coming down for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, yeah, came Clempson home this weekend. I forgot I
haven't Yes, I haven't done my pregame for Clemson. Who
are they playing this weekend? Don't they play Citadel this weekend?
Is that this weekend? Clemson foot? Yeah? Because next weekend
they set the game time for their You would try
to usually schedule the Citadel at the same time that
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we're scheduling our crap game, so that you can kind
of use it almost as a bye week.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
We got fans listening right now. What are you talking about?
A crap game? We're hosting another South Caro.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
No, Clemson's got a big game this week. Oh, this
is a pick game. Yeah, big boys.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh yeah, Okay, Now we're talking and they're on the
road and they're excited because Miami dropped one. I still
can't believe that game.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Well, Miami's been doing that all year. They've been they've
been flirting with disaster to go Molly Hatchett on you,
and they've you know, they've been losing in the first
half of every game this year, not once. As Miami said,
we're going to establish dominance, which they should clearly have.
Their defense is okay, their offense has been amazing.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They're give them their fans every dollar, every value for
every of their sports entertainment dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wouldn't you stick around for the second half? Wouldn't you
let me ask your question? Were you more happy when
we totally just ran Tennessee out of the building or
when we squeak out a victory. We love it when
we're running it up, absolutely, and I'm sure the Miami
fans would have felt the same way. But this time
you got down and then all of a sudden, as
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you're struggling to try to get back in, Oh, there's
a sack. All, now we're stopped on fourth and go, oh,
now there's a fumble. What the flip? And now it's
over by the way. Speaking of Missouri coming to town
this weekend, the end of the Missouri game last weekend
unbelievable with the game tied and who are they playing
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again last week? I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I'm sure I saw the replay on this because it
was an exciting ending. I can't remember who they were playing, but.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The other team had the ball and they were about
maybe a minute left or less in the game. They
get it like they're own twenty five, and the quarterback
feels the pocket breaking down and he's scrambling and he's
going to try to throw it, and just as he's
about to try to throw it, he gets hit and
they call it a fumble, and some like three hundred
and fifty pound lineman scoops it up and the fat
(05:55):
boy just kind of waddles it into the house and
basically almost expires as he waddles in for the victory.
I mean, and he does it, you know, in front
of the student section, right the students are like losing
their mind.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's how they got to take off. I'm like, I'm
sure he's gonna have to do a lateral here. He's
not gonna be to make it all the way exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oxygen oxygen. We need some help out here. People were
like a handoff as the ball. Well. We were talking
to a morning russ of regular this morning. She says
her husband is the biggest Jelly Roll fan, and she
meant physically largest. He weighed four hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Big boy, I'm not messing with him six to four
hundred and ten pounds.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You don't have to be the biggest to win the freest.
We have more free Jelly Roll concert tickets tomorrow because
we're playing another edition of what you're talking about. And
this word, I have not looked up the pronunciation. I
believe it's pronounced buhthetic like pathetic, but it's b a instead.
(06:59):
It's with a B instead of a P. What is
a pathetic? I've missed all the words this week. I'm
not even going to take a stab at it producing
an unintentional effect of anti climax. Oh, so I give
an example of the missed field goal was a pathetic
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end to the game. Pathetic pathetic. Maybe we've heard people
use that word and we thought they were saying pathetic,
Like you thought they were going to hit that field
goal to win it, right, and he shanked it left
and you lost, and you're like, that's the anti climactic.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yes, yes, that was pathetic. I bet you that has happened.
We have one of Rush regulars to use some words.
We're too stupid even know what they were saying. We
thought they were we saw just by pronunciation, we thought
they were saying pathetic.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yep, we thought they were stupid. Yes, it turns out
we were stude. How many times does that happen where
you thought they were?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Tomorrow I'll find out who's stupid? Why is the air
always pointing to me?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Who's the dumb dug? Why's the coke bottle always stop
at me? So that answer again, in case you forgot it,
is on the Morning Rush Blog and we'd love to
get you in to see Ernest Shabouzi and Jelly Roll
next Friday night. The other thing that I had put
up here for the Morning Rush Blog is I don't
(08:18):
know if people remember who Will Forte is. He used
to be on Saturday Night Live. Will Is what fifty
four years old. I can do the math here because
Will says he has nineteen years to live. And the
reason he says he has nineteen years to live is
because several years ago he was playing with a Ouiji board,
and the Ouiji board he said, at first I thought
(08:39):
it was just bs, but then I started asking it
questions that nobody would know the answers to, like what
was my grandmother's middle name? And it got all that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Stuff right, and so I said, oh, I said, oh crap,
there is a spirit here talking. And so then after
asking some questions, he finally asked the questionquestion, uh uh,
do you know when I'm going to die? I wouldn't
ask the question. I just got chills saying those words.
(09:10):
But he asked the question and the answer came back
seventy three and then he I don't know if he
further asked or if it just volunteered it, but it
said you will be stabbed to death, You're going to die,
or a stabbing incident, something to that effect. So he
was talking about this, I guess this week on a
(09:30):
podcast and whoever the host was is kind of freaked
out about it, Like my gosh, I wouldn't want to
know that, he says, Does it bother you? Well, not really,
he says. Everyone else is worried about cancer and high
cholesterol or whatever, but not me.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I know I've got nineteen years left. So the only
question I have now is when I turned seventy two
and I'm nearing the end, should I start looking into
like a kevlar full bodysuit. That's great.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I literally could go out and step out in front
of a bus today because I know the bus driver
is going to swerve.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Hi, miss me.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I could be like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. I
could get into a tub, butt naked and warm water
and drop a toaster right there, plugged in toaster.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Right there in the water. I know I'm not gonna die.
What if the Ouiji board was wrong?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
But you know how long to plan for your financials,
for your retirement fund. I just got to have enough
to make it till I'm seventy three.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Would you want to know that? No?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
No, no, no, because I would be dangerous if I
knew that.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Really? Yeah, well, I mean because I don't think all right,
So now I'm getting into that weird hypothetical. Everything's hypothetical.
Here hypothetical that there was a spirit, hypothetical that it
actually knew, hypothetic. All of it's hypothetical, But in my
hypothetical world, it's like God. Like in the Bible, it
(10:51):
says God's numbered your days, so you are you have
a born on date. God knew that day you were
going to be born, you know, because he's outside of time,
so it would be a trillion years before you were born.
He knew the day you were going to be born.
But it also says you've got an end date, so
he knows the day you're gonna die. But you can
alter that, you can change that. Like you said, if
(11:14):
I step in front of a bus, maybe I don't
end it. Maybe the Lord shows mercy quote unquote mercy
and says, now we're going to keep you to your
end date. But now you're just gonna be miserable the
rest of your life because you're gonna be paralyzed from
the neck down, or you're gonna have some sort of
massive head injury and you won't be able to think clearly.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
This is one joint away from being a classic university
conversation amongst self appointed intellectuals.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So we should start firing up for tomorrow morning shows.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Who are who're sitting around contemplating this. You're telling me
it could be a whole universe under my fingernail.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well, there is of those little mites or whatever they
call them.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yeah, and we know that God is, as you said,
outside of time.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I believe that because we believe the Bible. There's other
people who don't believe that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
So God already knew. It's that predetermined thing all over again.
So God already knows. Now here's the question. You're dependent
upon a spirit who could be evil. Maybe the spirits
just jerking your leg, jerk in your chain.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would say for me, guaranteed it's evil.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To me.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
If there's something communicating with you outside, like in a
spirit world, and it's not God, yes, then that's an
evil Demonesque. I can't tell you the spirit because like,
it's not your grandmother. No, if your grandmother went to heaven,
now that the spirit can say it's your grandmother and
know everything there is to know about your grandmother, that's right.
(12:59):
But that's not Granny, that's not it's not Elvis. If
my mom's listening, that was not Elvis that came to
the house.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I've been in a room with Luigi Board one time,
really and nothing weird happened, But just hearing people call
on spirits, I said, I'm out.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was like, twelve, Yeah, I don't want to know.
I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm out.
On that too. But if we could just isolate the
idea that somehow you did know, would you want to know?
I say no. Some people are such planners they would
insist on knowing. I liked the idea of thinking I'm
(13:39):
going to live not forever, but in my mind it's
one hundred. I like the surprise element too, so I say, like,
I didn't see it again on the going that way,
I didn't see it coming this way. Surprise, surprise, you
got me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You like the dude in Born Supremacy where they changed
up the meds. He's about to walk out and just
get on his boats. He's carrying his little bags with him.
He had like four second, four seconds to think about it,
and then he just drops.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Look what they make a gift. Look what they make
you give.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's another great moment. Anyway, we have a big name.
He just walked in the studio, so.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
That means we gotta wrap this thing.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
We're gonna wrap up this podcast. The law is here
to see Kelly, I'm sure it has nothing to do
with with me, Sheriff. You want to guess, Hey, if
I'm not back tomorrow, you please somebody, somebody to get
a go fund me page going to spring me.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Hey, well, all the prisoners do podcasts from the jail,
so you tob.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hey, we'll be back in tomorrow morning bright in the
early six storty is your opportunity to win what you
tell talking about, but it would be giving you the
opportunity to winch oederal tickets. Kelly sorready told you finally
the answer on the Morning Rust blog. And I want
to find out way, if you knew you were going
to die at a certain age, would you want to know?
That's a great pond of that one until tomorrow morning.
Remember we start talking, you start talking. It's a three
ninety seven eight nine two six seven nine seven eight
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w cos on the Morning Rush
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