December 11, 2024 • 27 mins
Struggles, Humor, and Real-Life Parenting Insights
Join Kiss and Jess as they dive into the real, unfiltered world of motherhood! They discuss postpartum challenges, dealing with a child with severe reflux, and the humorous yet stressful moments of balancing family life. Alongside these personal anecdotes, they brainstorm future podcast topics, including the best and worst parenting advice. With light-hearted banter about their recent experiences, birthday celebrations, and even the quests for self-improvement amidst parenting chaos, this episode is a heartfelt and honest portrayal of modern motherhood. Tune in for a genuine conversation filled with laughs, real-life struggles, and the occasional fire alarm interruption.
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kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:05):
We're on in three, two,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:08):
one
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:09):
Hey everyone, it's Kiss.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:13):
and Jess.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:15):
I shouldn't even be showing my
face right now.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:18):
But you are a powerhouse.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:22):
at this dryness.
Look at
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:24):
You can't see it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:25):
are chapping.
on.
Let me act like I'm doing aproduct review.
chappness on these fingers isatrocious.
The dryness of this face.
I applied lip balm.
The postpartum hair loss is It'sjust I, life is kicking my butt
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (00:54):
Aww.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:55):
and I'm not here for it, not,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:59):
But you're here,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:01):
for it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (01:02):
but you're here for the viewers, the
subscribers.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (01:06):
Jessica, not even that.
I don't even I like, like youhave to tell me when somebody,
when like somebody likessomething.
I'm like, really?
I don't even know if I'm stilllogged into anything.
is kicking my behind.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:23):
Aww.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:24):
not even funny.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:28):
What is it?
Because you have a third child?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:32):
Yeah, it's, It's not even because I
have a third child.
It's because My third child hasneeds.
He has severe reflux.
He's Specialized formula Becausehe has sensitivities.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (01:52):
so cheap.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:54):
What do you mean?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:57):
It's called sarcasm, Kissy.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:01):
Was like wait, did she use the wrong
word?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (02:03):
Dang, you can't even take a joke
anymore.
That's how bad it is.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:07):
wait, did you not see my face?
Is there something I know about?
And no by the grace of God, ourinsurance is covering it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (02:22):
Oh.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:23):
Yeah he
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (02:26):
Is it working?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:28):
I It's the same thing R was on.
Yeah, I just, I learned from herand I put him on it after one
month with her.
We suffered for five months.
I didn't know.
I didn't know any better.
I was a new mom.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (02:43):
So is he still exorcism,
projectile, vomiting across theroom?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (02:47):
that's the other thing.
We need to, oh, you think you'recute and funny.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (02:53):
That's what Kai did.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:58):
no, luckily for us, his has never
been projectile.
It's always been like here, justlike here or like on you if he's
on your shoulder.
So I'm washing bibs daily.
I'm about to purchase anotherpack.
It was to the point where ourwater bill was so high.
(03:19):
I'm like, yo, I'm having to washbibs twice a day, because I
didn't have as many as I havenow.
This is my couch.
I will, I'm trying not to messthis up.
But this is just, this is thehome of the bibs now.
It, it's new home is on thecouch, because when he dirties
one, we just throw it on thefloor, and then I take them down
(03:40):
to the basement.
I'm having to clean bibs.
Every night, I was trying towash them by hand, thinking I
could like, save water, and thenI was like, yo, what am I doing?
I was literally like, I, thankGod I don't live in rural DR.
Why am I doing this to myself?
So I was like, we'll just paythe water bill, it's fine,
everything's gonna be fine.
(04:00):
And we have to thicken his milk,so that's like another thing
people are frowned upon.
I know when people come over.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (04:07):
Like with cereal?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:08):
yeah, with oatmeal.
I know they look at me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (04:11):
My God,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (04:12):
trying to put that baby to sleep.
Nah, I'm just trying to keep mybaby from throwing up every
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:19):
girl.
So that reminds me, I have thiswritten down for one of our
topics and I feel like thatshould be one of them.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:26):
Tell me.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (04:27):
But I have this idea to talk about
the top five best and worstpieces of advice that people
give you.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:35):
Oh my gosh.
We definitely have to talk aboutthat, but we need like next
episode to give us time to writeit it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:41):
Yeah, we get our own top five
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:43):
Okay.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (04:44):
best and worst.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:45):
Let's do it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:46):
Okay, next time!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:48):
a ring light.
Yo, I look like that.
I look like the girl.
What was that girl from thatscary movie?
Come on, you know what i'mtalking about the her hair was
down in her face
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (05:00):
That's exorcism.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:01):
No, it wasn't the exorcism.
Oh, the
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:03):
Oh, the ring.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (05:06):
That's another thing.
The light's just dimmed becauseThe dishwasher is on hold on.
Let me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:11):
was gonna say, did you pay your
electricity bill?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:15):
I rebuke any negativity in this
house.
Don't play with me.
Do not come at me evil one Iwill fight you off.
All right.
Yeah, girl.
We pay the electricity, but youknow our house is 118 one years
old now.
Things are old.
(05:36):
Look now you can see thedarkness even more in my face.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (05:39):
Yeah I'm going to say your video
quality is pretty poor, so wecan't really see it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:45):
Why?
Hold hold
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (05:47):
I don't know, are you using your
phone, girl?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:51):
Did I use my laptop last time?
Oh, I
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:54):
se.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (05:55):
laptop last time.
I feel like I look great.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:00):
There you go.
That's all that matters.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:01):
Jess, listen, I don't care, man.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:03):
Ain't nobody watch our YouTubes
anyways.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:05):
was like, wait, ain't nobody trying
to look at me.
Anyway, they're here for you,boo.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:09):
Oh, please.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:11):
What does Jessica look
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (06:12):
What's that?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:13):
now?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (06:13):
Oh sockies!!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:15):
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
So this is.
is what I'm doing while we're
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:20):
Are you multi tasking?
She's literally folding clotheswhile we're recording.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:25):
I have no choice.
I have no choice.
No choice.
There's no time for anything.
I genuinely don't know how theseworking moms do it.
I knew how to do it when I hadtwo kids.
I don't know with three.
I don't.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (06:46):
It's hard.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:47):
I don't.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:48):
hard.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (06:48):
don't.
Oof.
Ooh,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (06:51):
I got to see Kai!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:53):
I saw that.
I didn't see that.
I know that.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:56):
Yeah!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:57):
How was that?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:58):
Kai and Camilla came and visited so
I was in Hawaii!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (07:05):
Pause.
Why is it every time you sayCamila's name, you have to say
Camila, every single time.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (07:11):
Camila?
Camila?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:14):
Yo,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:14):
Is that not her name?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:15):
Yeah.
Say it with your Americanaccent.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:18):
I I don't know how, Camila?
Am I, that's murdering her name.
That's not her name.
Her name is Camila.
What the frick?
Why are you hating on me?
Because I am pronouncing thingsin the right way.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:32):
I got to see Kai and Camila.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:39):
I don't want to sound like a
gringa,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:41):
Ooh, that sounded very Latina of you.
Okay.
Tell me you were in Hawaii.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:47):
So yeah, and every time I say that,
yes, I say that because there isa little comma there and that's
how it's supposed to bepronounced.
You gave me crap for that oncetoo.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:56):
Sure did.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (07:57):
Every time you say that, Hawaii.
Anyways, yeah, so I was in, Iwas there.
It was amazing.
Of course, I paddled, I surfed,I worked, it was awesome.
But while I was out there, Kaiand Camilla,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:13):
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (08:14):
she's gonna, she, yeah, she's gonna
kill me if I call her that andCamilla
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:18):
I
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (08:18):
came.
I don't say
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (08:22):
Camila.
Camila, ven.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (08:26):
Camilla Vane.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (08:28):
Camila, ven pa'ca.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (08:33):
stay with Cam while I was out of
town, and then we got to spend alittle bit of time together that
was awesome, and I may haveconvinced them to move out to
Cali someday we'll see.
They love it out here.
Cali livin
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:50):
Is that a little move that you
picked up in Hawaii?
As
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (08:55):
not.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:57):
like, you're missing what's the skirt
called?
Grass skirt?
Your lua?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (09:03):
Hula skirt?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:05):
Is that a hula skirt?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:08):
I think so.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:08):
Now you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (09:09):
Yes,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:10):
after this.
All right
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:11):
it is.
It is.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:14):
How was how's it for cam having his
brother there?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:19):
I think it was good.
He's also just He's just not asocial kid.
He doesn't really hang out much.
But we did go see Moana 2!!Isn't
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:31):
it So good.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (09:33):
Yeah, it's We all went.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:35):
so much
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:36):
I told Kaylea, I was like, I might
go as far to say it's betterthan the first.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:42):
100 i think so.
I liked it more.
I want to watch it again.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (09:46):
Although I liked the music in the first
one,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:49):
So that was one of the comments on
one of the review websites orwhatever was like, oh they
should have gotten what's hisname?
I forgot his name You're gonnaremind me, the guy that did the
score for Hamilton.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (10:04):
Lin Manuel Miranda.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:06):
Wow.
yeah him.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (10:09):
He did music for this one.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:11):
Lin Manuel.
Girl, say Lin Manuel.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (10:14):
Lin Manuel.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (10:15):
Manuel.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (10:16):
Lin.
Oh my God, you're such a hatertoday.
God.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (10:22):
Jessica.
I miss you so much.
You know that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (10:24):
Okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:25):
This show love
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (10:25):
Then you, so listen, so you can't
call me Jessica anymore.
That's not the way you shouldsay it.
Thank you.
Yes.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:38):
Yeah, that's one of the comments.
It was like they should havegotten him to do the score for
this one or the music for thisone.
But we've been listening to thealbum for this one, and there's
some hits like the girls and Ithe scene where they do like
their traditional I don't knowwhat it is, like the drumming.
K thinks she's in the movie.
(10:58):
She grabs a stool, two littlecake pop toys
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:02):
Oh,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (11:03):
starts drumming.
I have a video.
It's Hilarious every
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (11:07):
that's cute.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:07):
comes on
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:09):
Oh, that was Kam again.
So Kam likes to get wild whilewe record.
Hang on.
Let me close this door.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (11:14):
Always it's so so random
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:18):
This is what
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:18):
him
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (11:19):
excited for.
It's excited screams.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:23):
and if we had sponsors right now we
would have We would hear fromour sponsors
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:31):
It's like instead of you having to
check to see if we're recordingstill, I have to go and close
the door because my son's sodamn loud.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:43):
me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (11:44):
Yeah.
I like that part.
I also really the song of the,can't remember who she was, but
the other
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:50):
Yes,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:51):
God or whatever.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:52):
that song all the time.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (11:53):
I love that song.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:55):
break or something?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (11:56):
Something
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:57):
Yes, you have to like
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:58):
like
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:58):
away away
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (12:00):
There's another way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:02):
we listen
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:02):
Oh, it's so good.
That song is so good.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:05):
So good.
It's already on the girls,playlist favorites playlist
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (12:09):
Nice.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:10):
so we'll be listening to that a
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (12:11):
Okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:12):
me more.
What else?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (12:15):
That's about it.
That's about it.
How was your Thanksgiving?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:21):
It was nice.
We went to my brother in law'shouse What
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:25):
Oh, I was gonna say, wait, what were
you doing?
So Kissy FaceTimed me and mademe all jealous because she's
with all our friends andFaceTimed me and I got to say hi
to them.
But what were you doing?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:37):
so for my birthday because i'm
extremely corny
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:41):
Oh, crap.
It was your birthday last week.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:44):
Did we did you text me?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (12:46):
I did.
We FaceTimed.
Yes,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:48):
I called you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (12:49):
I did.
You liar.
I texted, nope.
I texted you and then youFaceTime me after, and you had
to call me back because you werepicking up your aunt or
something,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:00):
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (13:01):
you were talking, I don't know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:03):
I,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (13:03):
And then you FaceTime me back,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:04):
We saw my mother in law on the road
and
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (13:06):
mother in law.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (13:07):
That's what it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (13:07):
Oh lying,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:08):
know,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (13:08):
I text you.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (13:09):
Thought someone saw on the street.
Yes, you did call me.
You called me, you text me andyou called me.
But so I had a paint night at myhouse.
I invited all the girls wepainted mug.
Like supposed to be holidaythemes, but it wasn't like some
people did just like.
Designed like art.
(13:31):
It was really cute I was justand then we did like breakfast
for dinner because I lovebreakfast So I had everyone
bring like a breakfast dish orlike pastries My mom
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (13:42):
What was the best one?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:44):
my mom.
My mom's mangu.
We had mangu cassowary andsalami Yeah,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (13:49):
Ooh.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:50):
funny to see all these women because
it's so funny because usuallyit's the men that are like food
The women were just like waitingAre we gonna eat?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (13:58):
Okay, who, who brought The worst?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (14:07):
everything
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (14:07):
It was the white
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (14:08):
eaten.
Everything was eaten.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (14:10):
It was the white girl
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (14:11):
No, Kelly brought me iced she's what
can I bring?
I was like, just bring a drink,bring lemonade and an iced
coffee.
So she brought an iced coffee.
Nobody drink the iced coffeebecause we had mimosas, but my
cousin went and made espresso.
And everyone was drinking that.
Then the next day I had icedcoffee and I'm like, Kelly, this
is so good.
(14:32):
Thank you for bringing it,leaving it.
She's you're welcome.
I need to get a really good onebecause I knew nobody was going
to drink it, but you would drinkit the next day.
I'm like, you know me so well.
So that was nice.
But everything was eaten.
Some people brought likecookies, like store bought
cookies R downed those the nextday.
And then we were able to givesome of the cookies to Peter's
(14:53):
team for their like first Gameof the season
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (14:57):
Nice.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (14:58):
that was nice.
But that's why I called youbecause everyone's like How's
Jess?
How's Jess?
Where's Jess?
How's Jess Im in California?
Im like let's call her
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (15:06):
Yay!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:06):
know how I am.
we missed you.
You were very much missed verymuch.
Yeah, it was a good time
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (15:16):
Awesome.
Good.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:17):
but I don't think I'll do that again.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (15:19):
And then you got sick.
Why?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:21):
I ended up getting sick like that
night.
Yeah, I don't know.
because
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (15:27):
Did you feel like it was a lot of
work for you and that's not howyour birthday should be?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:31):
No, not at all.
It wasn't that.
It's just I like to mixeveryone.
And I want all my friends fromdifferent things to come
together, but I also have toremember Adults, like
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (15:42):
Yeah,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (15:43):
people to talk.
Okay everybody, let's talk.
Everybody be friends.
Like girl, you are 38
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (15:48):
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:48):
don't need to be friends with each
other.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (15:50):
think also to like at this point do
you really have that manydifferent groups of friends?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:00):
It's three main groups.
I would say yeah, I have like mychurch friends.
I have You guys are my olderfriends and I have like my newer
friends like ivy and them Soyeah, it is three different
groups different three differentparts of my life But
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (16:19):
To
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:20):
join that because I will say From all
different parts everyone getsalong pretty well
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (16:30):
yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:33):
So I don't know what it is.
I know that it starts off like alot of small talk.
I don't know.
I just I don't do well withawkward silences, And You
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (16:44):
gotta find you gotta find the peace in
the silence.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (16:47):
whatever man, I also don't want to be
too.
don't want to be doing fivedifferent things.
Ain't nobody got time.
I like to do that.
Like I, and I've done that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (16:56):
Yeah
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:56):
to do dinner.
Then we're going to do thiscraft and then we're going to,
go dancing.
Like I do like to do that, but Iwant everybody and everything.
I don't want you to pick andchoose.
That's a me problem.
That's a me problem.
I'm
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (17:09):
Yep sounds like it
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:11):
I am aware of that.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:13):
Okay, all right, you got a whole year
to plan the next one
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (17:18):
You're so funny.
Anyway, what has I'm like, Idon't even think we should get
into our confession We're 18minutes in or
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (17:27):
should we not
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (17:28):
that's not let's just It
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:30):
we're just shooting the shit It's oh
hey everybody Tune in to ourweekly phone call where we just
shoot the shit with each other.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:39):
Can you stop
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (17:41):
I will.
I will.
Also, I feel like I couldtotally use a lower facelift.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:46):
Wow, you moved to California.
This is what you want to do.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:49):
Yeah, I want plastic surgery now.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:51):
Yeah.
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (17:53):
I'm kidding.
I've always wanted it, actually.
But you like these?
Like that right there.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:58):
okay that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:59):
Okay.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (18:01):
Forgive me for stereotyping, but that is
very Caucasian.
I feel like most women havethat.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:11):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:13):
when
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (18:13):
It's like the jowls.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:15):
I think of two things.
I think of a, what is thatcalled?
You know what it's called?
The puppet, ventriloquistpuppet.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (18:24):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:25):
It's that, and it also reminds you of
a sad puppy dog, like those dogswith the long,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:31):
Yeah.
Yep.
It's
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:34):
and y'all get it bad.
Why?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (18:37):
I don't know,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:38):
I want to do research on it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (18:42):
but I also have to be really good at
using my retinol,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:47):
Yeah That
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:48):
every night, which I don't, I don't
know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (18:53):
sounds like a you problem
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:55):
Yeah, it is.
I have a problem.
I am terrible with consistency.
Pfft.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:02):
I don't finish.
I'm with you girl.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (19:07):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:07):
I want plastic surgery, too I've
never
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:11):
You want a mommy makeover?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:13):
No, I don't want no bbl none of that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (19:16):
I don't think that's part of a
mommy makeover.
It's usually like a tummy tuck,a little boob lift, or boob
something.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:23):
I would be okay like just getting
rid of my boobs
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:27):
Oh, you want to chop them off.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:29):
like they are two sad pancakes like
super sad pancakes now So sadand it's I could
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:39):
The visual.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:40):
They
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (19:40):
I have to find something to pop up
when you say that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (19:44):
They're so sad.
And I used to have the bestboobs.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:49):
Oh,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:50):
were so perky.
And now I'm like, nope.
They're just sad.
So my mom's here right now.
She's been here for a month.
It's been a huge blessing.
I,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (20:03):
that's awesome.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (20:04):
what I'm gonna do when she leaves.
Because it's been nice to nottake P out.
When I have to drop off thegirls and pick them up he gets
to stay on his schedule.
And I also don't like to takehim anywhere.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (20:15):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (20:15):
moms who strap their babies in and
take them out.
I don't take him anywherebecause he throws up.
It's having to take tendifferent burp cloths and bibs.
Because of the car seatsituation and I've read up on
It's better to do it like atransitional car seat one that
you could just pop them inalready in the car But I'm like,
if I get somewhere it's alreadycold out here in Jersey I'm not
(20:38):
trying to take him out of thatcar seat.
Like he already has the cover.
Anyway, I digress she's been outhere I just lost my train of
thought.
I have no idea what we weretalking about.
Oh,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (20:51):
pancake tits.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (20:52):
telling my mom.
Ew, do not use that word, man.
You are so Yo, You are so Whatis the word I'm looking for?
You know I know what the wordNot hillbilly.
trailer, Jess.
Dang! Don't make me laughbecause trying for like when you
laugh so hard your boogers, likewhen your six are bubbling?
(21:15):
I'm
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (21:15):
No, I don't.
No.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (21:21):
congested.
Anyway I was telling her, I'mlike, Mom, these are so sad
she's like, give thanks to God,because that's her and my aunt.
That's a representation of thethree children that you were
able to like breastfeed andthree that you had.
And I'm like, barely breastfedthe last because of his you know
(21:42):
what he has going on.
But I'm like, no, it shouldn'tbe like that, which it does
stink.
Like your body fills up withmilk.
Even if you don't breastfeed,Breastfeed.
It's just so sad.
They're so sad.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (21:56):
I certainly don't see the ways
that kids F up your body asblessings.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:04):
Wow, Jess.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:06):
I do not.
I also would love to have somesort of mommy.
I don't need like a lot.
It's just, I've had three Csections and so my scar looks a
little funny
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:17):
Yeah,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (22:18):
and I would definitely like to fix
that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:21):
I can
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (22:22):
Although at this point, I'm just like,
it's been what, 13 years now?
And I'm like,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:26):
let it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (22:26):
whatever,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:27):
Just let it go.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (22:29):
Just get that little flat there.
It's okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:34):
I haven't had any C sections and
I've got the flap, so I'mwondering if doing you'll go on
YouTube and it's Oh, chest expostpartum chest exercises.
I really want to know if theyreally help because that's all
fatty tissue.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:54):
I don't feel like it because you
can't build that.
You'd have to build muscle.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (22:57):
exactly, so
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:58):
I don't think it would work.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:01):
it into a muscle, would it like,
leave or would it still besaggy?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:05):
don't think that something like that
works, but maybe someone's doneit before and it does.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (23:10):
you've had three kids, so why aren't
yours like, sad
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (23:14):
I feel like this is such a
personal conversation foreveryone, but mine are pretty
small.
I have a B.
What do you have?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:23):
A C.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:24):
Maybe it's because they're smaller.
I also didn't breastfeed forthat long at all.
Like the longest was like amonth.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:30):
Okay, I have a friend that breastfed
her two kids, till she spent thelast six years honestly
breastfeeding, cause she had herbaby, her sec she had her second
baby,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:40):
Damn.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:41):
had her second baby he's two, her
oldest is six.
So she breastfed for a while,like she just finally weaned,
she works out though, she eatsvery well, and she looks like
she has a nice, small chest, soI'm wondering like, you're
saying you never reallybreastfed, but you're a small
chested, she breastfed for along time, and, she's also
(24:05):
small, so I'm like, Is it justbecause the is it the makeup of
your body?
Is it like genetics
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:11):
I think so.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (24:12):
chest?
So
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (24:13):
Maybe.
I don't know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:14):
aunts and my cousins all have really
big boobs.
My mom has always been smaller,but I will say my mom, I feel
like we've talked about thisbefore, my mom, oh no, I talked
to coworkers about this, Iremember growing up, before my
mom would shower, she would sitin the bathroom and do this,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:33):
Oh my God.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:34):
out her chest, not even kidding, and
she would do
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (24:37):
There is a movie.
There is a movie that has thiswhere people are doing that and
there's a line that they say andI have to find it now.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:45):
yes you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:46):
Oh my God.
That's hilarious.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:47):
tell me what it is,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (24:49):
That's such an old school thing.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (24:52):
That's like very back in the day
aerobic.
Start trying and see if ithelps.
I do, I, like I said, I've neverwanted plastic surgery, but this
double chin,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (25:05):
Oh yeah.
Tightening up that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:07):
I know if
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (25:07):
That's what I'm saying.
Lower facelift.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:09):
away.
now I'm like, now this ain'tcute.
There's nothing cute about this.
But I look at my son and I'mlike, I have this because of
you.
I do see the blessing in it.
I do.
But it's also just so hardbecause we go through so much.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (25:33):
I think maybe it's also a blessing
that we have the ability to fix.
What we may not like.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:43):
But it's like tattoos, they say.
Once you start, you can't stop.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (25:48):
I've stopped.
I have, I only have four.
Five.
And they're small.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:55):
sur oh, tattoos.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (25:56):
Tattoos, tattoos.
No.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (25:59):
procedures that I don't know about?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:02):
Nope.
I feel like you gotta start withBotox.
But, you don't need Botox.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:10):
No, I'm fine with my tattoo.
My little wrinkles but yeah,just this Maybe i'll start doing
those like rollers like theamber roller
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (26:21):
you go.
Wait! There are jaw exercisesthat tighten this up.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:25):
I know there are just like I ain't
trying to do all that.
Oh
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (26:29):
What's that sound?
Where?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:32):
for me or you?
Is that a fire alarm?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (26:35):
That is in my house.
Hang on.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:38):
Oh, no,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (26:40):
What the heck!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:43):
is there a fire?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:44):
Dude, what the fudge.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:45):
This was fun.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:51):
Maybe we have to end it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:53):
Guys, this is what happened Real life.
True life.
I'm in remember True Life MTV?
Alright, love you guys.
Love you Jess.
Let's stop recording and let'sfigure out, and we'll keep you
guys updated if Jessica made itout.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (27:10):
Hopefully I'm alive next week.
K, bye!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (27:13):
Bye.
We're on in three, two,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:08):
one
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:09):
Hey everyone, it's Kiss.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:13):
and Jess.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:15):
I shouldn't even be showing my
face right now.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:18):
But you are a powerhouse.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:22):
at this dryness.
Look at
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:24):
You can't see it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:25):
are chapping.
on.
Let me act like I'm doing aproduct review.
chappness on these fingers isatrocious.
The dryness of this face.
I applied lip balm.
The postpartum hair loss is It'sjust I, life is kicking my butt
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (00:54):
Aww.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (00:55):
and I'm not here for it, not,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (00:59):
But you're here,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:01):
for it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (01:02):
but you're here for the viewers, the
subscribers.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (01:06):
Jessica, not even that.
I don't even I like, like youhave to tell me when somebody,
when like somebody likessomething.
I'm like, really?
I don't even know if I'm stilllogged into anything.
is kicking my behind.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:23):
Aww.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:24):
not even funny.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:28):
What is it?
Because you have a third child?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:32):
Yeah, it's, It's not even because I
have a third child.
It's because My third child hasneeds.
He has severe reflux.
He's Specialized formula Becausehe has sensitivities.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (01:52):
so cheap.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (01:54):
What do you mean?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (01:57):
It's called sarcasm, Kissy.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:01):
Was like wait, did she use the wrong
word?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (02:03):
Dang, you can't even take a joke
anymore.
That's how bad it is.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:07):
wait, did you not see my face?
Is there something I know about?
And no by the grace of God, ourinsurance is covering it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (02:22):
Oh.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:23):
Yeah he
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (02:26):
Is it working?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:28):
I It's the same thing R was on.
Yeah, I just, I learned from herand I put him on it after one
month with her.
We suffered for five months.
I didn't know.
I didn't know any better.
I was a new mom.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (02:43):
So is he still exorcism,
projectile, vomiting across theroom?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (02:47):
that's the other thing.
We need to, oh, you think you'recute and funny.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (02:53):
That's what Kai did.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (02:58):
no, luckily for us, his has never
been projectile.
It's always been like here, justlike here or like on you if he's
on your shoulder.
So I'm washing bibs daily.
I'm about to purchase anotherpack.
It was to the point where ourwater bill was so high.
(03:19):
I'm like, yo, I'm having to washbibs twice a day, because I
didn't have as many as I havenow.
This is my couch.
I will, I'm trying not to messthis up.
But this is just, this is thehome of the bibs now.
It, it's new home is on thecouch, because when he dirties
one, we just throw it on thefloor, and then I take them down
(03:40):
to the basement.
I'm having to clean bibs.
Every night, I was trying towash them by hand, thinking I
could like, save water, and thenI was like, yo, what am I doing?
I was literally like, I, thankGod I don't live in rural DR.
Why am I doing this to myself?
So I was like, we'll just paythe water bill, it's fine,
everything's gonna be fine.
(04:00):
And we have to thicken his milk,so that's like another thing
people are frowned upon.
I know when people come over.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (04:07):
Like with cereal?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:08):
yeah, with oatmeal.
I know they look at me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (04:11):
My God,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (04:12):
trying to put that baby to sleep.
Nah, I'm just trying to keep mybaby from throwing up every
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:19):
girl.
So that reminds me, I have thiswritten down for one of our
topics and I feel like thatshould be one of them.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:26):
Tell me.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (04:27):
But I have this idea to talk about
the top five best and worstpieces of advice that people
give you.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:35):
Oh my gosh.
We definitely have to talk aboutthat, but we need like next
episode to give us time to writeit it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:41):
Yeah, we get our own top five
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:43):
Okay.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (04:44):
best and worst.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:45):
Let's do it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (04:46):
Okay, next time!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (04:48):
a ring light.
Yo, I look like that.
I look like the girl.
What was that girl from thatscary movie?
Come on, you know what i'mtalking about the her hair was
down in her face
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (05:00):
That's exorcism.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:01):
No, it wasn't the exorcism.
Oh, the
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:03):
Oh, the ring.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (05:06):
That's another thing.
The light's just dimmed becauseThe dishwasher is on hold on.
Let me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:11):
was gonna say, did you pay your
electricity bill?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:15):
I rebuke any negativity in this
house.
Don't play with me.
Do not come at me evil one Iwill fight you off.
All right.
Yeah, girl.
We pay the electricity, but youknow our house is 118 one years
old now.
Things are old.
(05:36):
Look now you can see thedarkness even more in my face.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (05:39):
Yeah I'm going to say your video
quality is pretty poor, so wecan't really see it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:45):
Why?
Hold hold
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (05:47):
I don't know, are you using your
phone, girl?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (05:51):
Did I use my laptop last time?
Oh, I
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (05:54):
se.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (05:55):
laptop last time.
I feel like I look great.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:00):
There you go.
That's all that matters.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:01):
Jess, listen, I don't care, man.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:03):
Ain't nobody watch our YouTubes
anyways.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:05):
was like, wait, ain't nobody trying
to look at me.
Anyway, they're here for you,boo.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:09):
Oh, please.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:11):
What does Jessica look
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (06:12):
What's that?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:13):
now?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (06:13):
Oh sockies!!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:15):
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
So this is.
is what I'm doing while we're
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:20):
Are you multi tasking?
She's literally folding clotheswhile we're recording.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:25):
I have no choice.
I have no choice.
No choice.
There's no time for anything.
I genuinely don't know how theseworking moms do it.
I knew how to do it when I hadtwo kids.
I don't know with three.
I don't.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (06:46):
It's hard.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:47):
I don't.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:48):
hard.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (06:48):
don't.
Oof.
Ooh,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (06:51):
I got to see Kai!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:53):
I saw that.
I didn't see that.
I know that.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (06:56):
Yeah!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (06:57):
How was that?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (06:58):
Kai and Camilla came and visited so
I was in Hawaii!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (07:05):
Pause.
Why is it every time you sayCamila's name, you have to say
Camila, every single time.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (07:11):
Camila?
Camila?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:14):
Yo,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:14):
Is that not her name?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:15):
Yeah.
Say it with your Americanaccent.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:18):
I I don't know how, Camila?
Am I, that's murdering her name.
That's not her name.
Her name is Camila.
What the frick?
Why are you hating on me?
Because I am pronouncing thingsin the right way.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:32):
I got to see Kai and Camila.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:39):
I don't want to sound like a
gringa,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:41):
Ooh, that sounded very Latina of you.
Okay.
Tell me you were in Hawaii.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (07:47):
So yeah, and every time I say that,
yes, I say that because there isa little comma there and that's
how it's supposed to bepronounced.
You gave me crap for that oncetoo.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (07:56):
Sure did.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (07:57):
Every time you say that, Hawaii.
Anyways, yeah, so I was in, Iwas there.
It was amazing.
Of course, I paddled, I surfed,I worked, it was awesome.
But while I was out there, Kaiand Camilla,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:13):
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (08:14):
she's gonna, she, yeah, she's gonna
kill me if I call her that andCamilla
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:18):
I
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (08:18):
came.
I don't say
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (08:22):
Camila.
Camila, ven.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (08:26):
Camilla Vane.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (08:28):
Camila, ven pa'ca.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (08:33):
stay with Cam while I was out of
town, and then we got to spend alittle bit of time together that
was awesome, and I may haveconvinced them to move out to
Cali someday we'll see.
They love it out here.
Cali livin
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:50):
Is that a little move that you
picked up in Hawaii?
As
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (08:55):
not.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (08:57):
like, you're missing what's the skirt
called?
Grass skirt?
Your lua?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (09:03):
Hula skirt?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:05):
Is that a hula skirt?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:08):
I think so.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:08):
Now you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (09:09):
Yes,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:10):
after this.
All right
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:11):
it is.
It is.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:14):
How was how's it for cam having his
brother there?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:19):
I think it was good.
He's also just He's just not asocial kid.
He doesn't really hang out much.
But we did go see Moana 2!!Isn't
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:31):
it So good.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (09:33):
Yeah, it's We all went.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:35):
so much
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (09:36):
I told Kaylea, I was like, I might
go as far to say it's betterthan the first.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:42):
100 i think so.
I liked it more.
I want to watch it again.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (09:46):
Although I liked the music in the first
one,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (09:49):
So that was one of the comments on
one of the review websites orwhatever was like, oh they
should have gotten what's hisname?
I forgot his name You're gonnaremind me, the guy that did the
score for Hamilton.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (10:04):
Lin Manuel Miranda.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:06):
Wow.
yeah him.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (10:09):
He did music for this one.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:11):
Lin Manuel.
Girl, say Lin Manuel.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (10:14):
Lin Manuel.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (10:15):
Manuel.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (10:16):
Lin.
Oh my God, you're such a hatertoday.
God.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (10:22):
Jessica.
I miss you so much.
You know that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (10:24):
Okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:25):
This show love
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (10:25):
Then you, so listen, so you can't
call me Jessica anymore.
That's not the way you shouldsay it.
Thank you.
Yes.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (10:38):
Yeah, that's one of the comments.
It was like they should havegotten him to do the score for
this one or the music for thisone.
But we've been listening to thealbum for this one, and there's
some hits like the girls and Ithe scene where they do like
their traditional I don't knowwhat it is, like the drumming.
K thinks she's in the movie.
(10:58):
She grabs a stool, two littlecake pop toys
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:02):
Oh,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (11:03):
starts drumming.
I have a video.
It's Hilarious every
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (11:07):
that's cute.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:07):
comes on
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:09):
Oh, that was Kam again.
So Kam likes to get wild whilewe record.
Hang on.
Let me close this door.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (11:14):
Always it's so so random
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:18):
This is what
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:18):
him
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (11:19):
excited for.
It's excited screams.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:23):
and if we had sponsors right now we
would have We would hear fromour sponsors
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:31):
It's like instead of you having to
check to see if we're recordingstill, I have to go and close
the door because my son's sodamn loud.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:43):
me
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (11:44):
Yeah.
I like that part.
I also really the song of the,can't remember who she was, but
the other
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:50):
Yes,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (11:51):
God or whatever.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:52):
that song all the time.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (11:53):
I love that song.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:55):
break or something?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (11:56):
Something
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:57):
Yes, you have to like
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (11:58):
like
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (11:58):
away away
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (12:00):
There's another way.
Yeah.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:02):
we listen
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:02):
Oh, it's so good.
That song is so good.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:05):
So good.
It's already on the girls,playlist favorites playlist
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (12:09):
Nice.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:10):
so we'll be listening to that a
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (12:11):
Okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:12):
me more.
What else?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (12:15):
That's about it.
That's about it.
How was your Thanksgiving?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:21):
It was nice.
We went to my brother in law'shouse What
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:25):
Oh, I was gonna say, wait, what were
you doing?
So Kissy FaceTimed me and mademe all jealous because she's
with all our friends andFaceTimed me and I got to say hi
to them.
But what were you doing?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:37):
so for my birthday because i'm
extremely corny
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (12:41):
Oh, crap.
It was your birthday last week.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:44):
Did we did you text me?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (12:46):
I did.
We FaceTimed.
Yes,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (12:48):
I called you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (12:49):
I did.
You liar.
I texted, nope.
I texted you and then youFaceTime me after, and you had
to call me back because you werepicking up your aunt or
something,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:00):
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (13:01):
you were talking, I don't know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:03):
I,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (13:03):
And then you FaceTime me back,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:04):
We saw my mother in law on the road
and
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (13:06):
mother in law.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (13:07):
That's what it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (13:07):
Oh lying,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:08):
know,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (13:08):
I text you.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (13:09):
Thought someone saw on the street.
Yes, you did call me.
You called me, you text me andyou called me.
But so I had a paint night at myhouse.
I invited all the girls wepainted mug.
Like supposed to be holidaythemes, but it wasn't like some
people did just like.
Designed like art.
(13:31):
It was really cute I was justand then we did like breakfast
for dinner because I lovebreakfast So I had everyone
bring like a breakfast dish orlike pastries My mom
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (13:42):
What was the best one?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:44):
my mom.
My mom's mangu.
We had mangu cassowary andsalami Yeah,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (13:49):
Ooh.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (13:50):
funny to see all these women because
it's so funny because usuallyit's the men that are like food
The women were just like waitingAre we gonna eat?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (13:58):
Okay, who, who brought The worst?
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (14:07):
everything
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (14:07):
It was the white
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (14:08):
eaten.
Everything was eaten.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (14:10):
It was the white girl
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (14:11):
No, Kelly brought me iced she's what
can I bring?
I was like, just bring a drink,bring lemonade and an iced
coffee.
So she brought an iced coffee.
Nobody drink the iced coffeebecause we had mimosas, but my
cousin went and made espresso.
And everyone was drinking that.
Then the next day I had icedcoffee and I'm like, Kelly, this
is so good.
(14:32):
Thank you for bringing it,leaving it.
She's you're welcome.
I need to get a really good onebecause I knew nobody was going
to drink it, but you would drinkit the next day.
I'm like, you know me so well.
So that was nice.
But everything was eaten.
Some people brought likecookies, like store bought
cookies R downed those the nextday.
And then we were able to givesome of the cookies to Peter's
(14:53):
team for their like first Gameof the season
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (14:57):
Nice.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (14:58):
that was nice.
But that's why I called youbecause everyone's like How's
Jess?
How's Jess?
Where's Jess?
How's Jess Im in California?
Im like let's call her
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (15:06):
Yay!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:06):
know how I am.
we missed you.
You were very much missed verymuch.
Yeah, it was a good time
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (15:16):
Awesome.
Good.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:17):
but I don't think I'll do that again.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (15:19):
And then you got sick.
Why?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:21):
I ended up getting sick like that
night.
Yeah, I don't know.
because
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (15:27):
Did you feel like it was a lot of
work for you and that's not howyour birthday should be?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:31):
No, not at all.
It wasn't that.
It's just I like to mixeveryone.
And I want all my friends fromdifferent things to come
together, but I also have toremember Adults, like
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (15:42):
Yeah,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (15:43):
people to talk.
Okay everybody, let's talk.
Everybody be friends.
Like girl, you are 38
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (15:48):
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (15:48):
don't need to be friends with each
other.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (15:50):
think also to like at this point do
you really have that manydifferent groups of friends?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:00):
It's three main groups.
I would say yeah, I have like mychurch friends.
I have You guys are my olderfriends and I have like my newer
friends like ivy and them Soyeah, it is three different
groups different three differentparts of my life But
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (16:19):
To
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:20):
join that because I will say From all
different parts everyone getsalong pretty well
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (16:30):
yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:33):
So I don't know what it is.
I know that it starts off like alot of small talk.
I don't know.
I just I don't do well withawkward silences, And You
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (16:44):
gotta find you gotta find the peace in
the silence.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (16:47):
whatever man, I also don't want to be
too.
don't want to be doing fivedifferent things.
Ain't nobody got time.
I like to do that.
Like I, and I've done that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (16:56):
Yeah
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (16:56):
to do dinner.
Then we're going to do thiscraft and then we're going to,
go dancing.
Like I do like to do that, but Iwant everybody and everything.
I don't want you to pick andchoose.
That's a me problem.
That's a me problem.
I'm
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (17:09):
Yep sounds like it
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:11):
I am aware of that.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:13):
Okay, all right, you got a whole year
to plan the next one
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (17:18):
You're so funny.
Anyway, what has I'm like, Idon't even think we should get
into our confession We're 18minutes in or
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (17:27):
should we not
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (17:28):
that's not let's just It
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:30):
we're just shooting the shit It's oh
hey everybody Tune in to ourweekly phone call where we just
shoot the shit with each other.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:39):
Can you stop
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (17:41):
I will.
I will.
Also, I feel like I couldtotally use a lower facelift.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:46):
Wow, you moved to California.
This is what you want to do.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:49):
Yeah, I want plastic surgery now.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:51):
Yeah.
No,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (17:53):
I'm kidding.
I've always wanted it, actually.
But you like these?
Like that right there.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (17:58):
okay that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (17:59):
Okay.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (18:01):
Forgive me for stereotyping, but that is
very Caucasian.
I feel like most women havethat.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:11):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:13):
when
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (18:13):
It's like the jowls.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:15):
I think of two things.
I think of a, what is thatcalled?
You know what it's called?
The puppet, ventriloquistpuppet.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (18:24):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:25):
It's that, and it also reminds you of
a sad puppy dog, like those dogswith the long,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:31):
Yeah.
Yep.
It's
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:34):
and y'all get it bad.
Why?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (18:37):
I don't know,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:38):
I want to do research on it.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (18:42):
but I also have to be really good at
using my retinol,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (18:47):
Yeah That
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:48):
every night, which I don't, I don't
know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (18:53):
sounds like a you problem
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (18:55):
Yeah, it is.
I have a problem.
I am terrible with consistency.
Pfft.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:02):
I don't finish.
I'm with you girl.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (19:07):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:07):
I want plastic surgery, too I've
never
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:11):
You want a mommy makeover?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:13):
No, I don't want no bbl none of that
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (19:16):
I don't think that's part of a
mommy makeover.
It's usually like a tummy tuck,a little boob lift, or boob
something.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:23):
I would be okay like just getting
rid of my boobs
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:27):
Oh, you want to chop them off.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:29):
like they are two sad pancakes like
super sad pancakes now So sadand it's I could
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:39):
The visual.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:40):
They
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (19:40):
I have to find something to pop up
when you say that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (19:44):
They're so sad.
And I used to have the bestboobs.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (19:49):
Oh,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (19:50):
were so perky.
And now I'm like, nope.
They're just sad.
So my mom's here right now.
She's been here for a month.
It's been a huge blessing.
I,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (20:03):
that's awesome.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (20:04):
what I'm gonna do when she leaves.
Because it's been nice to nottake P out.
When I have to drop off thegirls and pick them up he gets
to stay on his schedule.
And I also don't like to takehim anywhere.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (20:15):
Yeah.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (20:15):
moms who strap their babies in and
take them out.
I don't take him anywherebecause he throws up.
It's having to take tendifferent burp cloths and bibs.
Because of the car seatsituation and I've read up on
It's better to do it like atransitional car seat one that
you could just pop them inalready in the car But I'm like,
if I get somewhere it's alreadycold out here in Jersey I'm not
(20:38):
trying to take him out of thatcar seat.
Like he already has the cover.
Anyway, I digress she's been outhere I just lost my train of
thought.
I have no idea what we weretalking about.
Oh,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1 (20:51):
pancake tits.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2211 (20:52):
telling my mom.
Ew, do not use that word, man.
You are so Yo, You are so Whatis the word I'm looking for?
You know I know what the wordNot hillbilly.
trailer, Jess.
Dang! Don't make me laughbecause trying for like when you
laugh so hard your boogers, likewhen your six are bubbling?
(21:15):
I'm
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (21:15):
No, I don't.
No.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (21:21):
congested.
Anyway I was telling her, I'mlike, Mom, these are so sad
she's like, give thanks to God,because that's her and my aunt.
That's a representation of thethree children that you were
able to like breastfeed andthree that you had.
And I'm like, barely breastfedthe last because of his you know
(21:42):
what he has going on.
But I'm like, no, it shouldn'tbe like that, which it does
stink.
Like your body fills up withmilk.
Even if you don't breastfeed,Breastfeed.
It's just so sad.
They're so sad.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (21:56):
I certainly don't see the ways
that kids F up your body asblessings.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:04):
Wow, Jess.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:06):
I do not.
I also would love to have somesort of mommy.
I don't need like a lot.
It's just, I've had three Csections and so my scar looks a
little funny
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:17):
Yeah,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (22:18):
and I would definitely like to fix
that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:21):
I can
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (22:22):
Although at this point, I'm just like,
it's been what, 13 years now?
And I'm like,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:26):
let it
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (22:26):
whatever,
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:27):
Just let it go.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (22:29):
Just get that little flat there.
It's okay.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (22:34):
I haven't had any C sections and
I've got the flap, so I'mwondering if doing you'll go on
YouTube and it's Oh, chest expostpartum chest exercises.
I really want to know if theyreally help because that's all
fatty tissue.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:54):
I don't feel like it because you
can't build that.
You'd have to build muscle.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221 (22:57):
exactly, so
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (22:58):
I don't think it would work.
I
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:01):
it into a muscle, would it like,
leave or would it still besaggy?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:05):
don't think that something like that
works, but maybe someone's doneit before and it does.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (23:10):
you've had three kids, so why aren't
yours like, sad
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (23:14):
I feel like this is such a
personal conversation foreveryone, but mine are pretty
small.
I have a B.
What do you have?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:23):
A C.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:24):
Maybe it's because they're smaller.
I also didn't breastfeed forthat long at all.
Like the longest was like amonth.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:30):
Okay, I have a friend that breastfed
her two kids, till she spent thelast six years honestly
breastfeeding, cause she had herbaby, her sec she had her second
baby,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (23:40):
Damn.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (23:41):
had her second baby he's two, her
oldest is six.
So she breastfed for a while,like she just finally weaned,
she works out though, she eatsvery well, and she looks like
she has a nice, small chest, soI'm wondering like, you're
saying you never reallybreastfed, but you're a small
chested, she breastfed for along time, and, she's also
(24:05):
small, so I'm like, Is it justbecause the is it the makeup of
your body?
Is it like genetics
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:11):
I think so.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (24:12):
chest?
So
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (24:13):
Maybe.
I don't know.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:14):
aunts and my cousins all have really
big boobs.
My mom has always been smaller,but I will say my mom, I feel
like we've talked about thisbefore, my mom, oh no, I talked
to coworkers about this, Iremember growing up, before my
mom would shower, she would sitin the bathroom and do this,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:33):
Oh my God.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:34):
out her chest, not even kidding, and
she would do
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (24:37):
There is a movie.
There is a movie that has thiswhere people are doing that and
there's a line that they say andI have to find it now.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:45):
yes you
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (24:46):
Oh my God.
That's hilarious.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (24:47):
tell me what it is,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (24:49):
That's such an old school thing.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_22115 (24:52):
That's like very back in the day
aerobic.
Start trying and see if ithelps.
I do, I, like I said, I've neverwanted plastic surgery, but this
double chin,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (25:05):
Oh yeah.
Tightening up that.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:07):
I know if
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (25:07):
That's what I'm saying.
Lower facelift.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:09):
away.
now I'm like, now this ain'tcute.
There's nothing cute about this.
But I look at my son and I'mlike, I have this because of
you.
I do see the blessing in it.
I do.
But it's also just so hardbecause we go through so much.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191157 (25:33):
I think maybe it's also a blessing
that we have the ability to fix.
What we may not like.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:43):
But it's like tattoos, they say.
Once you start, you can't stop.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (25:48):
I've stopped.
I have, I only have four.
Five.
And they're small.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (25:55):
sur oh, tattoos.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_ (25:56):
Tattoos, tattoos.
No.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_2 (25:59):
procedures that I don't know about?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:02):
Nope.
I feel like you gotta start withBotox.
But, you don't need Botox.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:10):
No, I'm fine with my tattoo.
My little wrinkles but yeah,just this Maybe i'll start doing
those like rollers like theamber roller
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19115 (26:21):
you go.
Wait! There are jaw exercisesthat tighten this up.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:25):
I know there are just like I ain't
trying to do all that.
Oh
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_19 (26:29):
What's that sound?
Where?
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:32):
for me or you?
Is that a fire alarm?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (26:35):
That is in my house.
Hang on.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:38):
Oh, no,
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_1911 (26:40):
What the heck!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:43):
is there a fire?
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:44):
Dude, what the fudge.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:45):
This was fun.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024_191 (26:51):
Maybe we have to end it.
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (26:53):
Guys, this is what happened Real life.
True life.
I'm in remember True Life MTV?
Alright, love you guys.
Love you Jess.
Let's stop recording and let'sfigure out, and we'll keep you
guys updated if Jessica made itout.
jessica-_3_12-04-2024 (27:10):
Hopefully I'm alive next week.
K, bye!
kiss-_3_12-04-2024_221157 (27:13):
Bye.
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