Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 37 - Stealing the CEO Package - Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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JarJim: Hello, weary traveler. (00:10):
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JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic (00:12):
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JarJim: must have brought you here, but (00:14):
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JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of (00:15):
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JarJim: my creation. (00:17):
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JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory, and most (00:19):
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JarJim: importantly, lots of gold. (00:22):
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JarJim: I call it Islanew. (00:25):
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JarJim: Who am I? (00:28):
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JarJim: You might ask? (00:28):
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JarJim: The name is Jade and I'm the patron deity of gambling. (00:30):
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JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them (00:34):
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JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a (00:39):
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JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank. (00:42):
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JarJim: So I filled them in myself. (00:47):
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JarJim: I send them to this pocket dimension, into the city I had (00:49):
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JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to. (00:53):
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JarJim: Can these fools passed my test (00:57):
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JarJim: or will they be trapped here (01:00):
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JarJim: forever? (01:01):
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JarJim: So experience my world of trials (01:02):
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JarJim: and tribulations and join (01:05):
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JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful (01:07):
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JarJim: people. (01:09):
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JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Islanew. (01:10):
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Skyler: Welcome back everybody to (01:16):
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Skyler: another episode of The Criminals (01:17):
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Skyler: of Isla Numis, produced through (01:18):
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Skyler: the session Zero to Heroes (01:21):
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Skyler: podcast. (01:22):
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Skyler: My name is Skylar. (01:22):
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Skyler: I am your host, but more (01:23):
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Skyler: importantly, I'm your game (01:25):
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Skyler: master. (01:26):
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Skyler: I just I don't like to use Dungeonmaster anymore because we (01:27):
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Skyler: have yet the second we go to a dungeon in this campaign, I will (01:30):
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Skyler: start using Dungeon Master. (01:33):
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Skyler: But until then, are. (01:35):
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Player: You the Hipodil master? (01:36):
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Skyler: I might be the Hippodrome master. (01:37):
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Player: What about a parallel universe? (01:39):
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Skyler: Master ou a un? (01:40):
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Player: No. Is there. (01:43):
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Player: Is there a specific kind of (01:44):
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Player: dungeon that we need to delve (01:46):
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Player: into? (01:47):
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Skyler: I'm not pushing you guys. (01:48):
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Skyler: I'm not railroading this into a dungeon. (01:49):
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Player: Any dungeon? (01:51):
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Skyler: Yes. Oh, yeah. (01:52):
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Skyler: Uh, yeah. (01:54):
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Skyler: Oh, okay. (01:55):
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Skyler: I see where this is going. (01:55):
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Skyler: Um, awesome. (01:57):
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Skyler: So joining me today we have the usual suspects. (01:58):
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Skyler: We got two right. (02:00):
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Skyler: We got Dave who's playing marquee. (02:01):
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Player: That I am. (02:03):
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Skyler: Uh, next to him. (02:05):
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Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins who is playing Kato. (02:06):
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Player: This is true. (02:09):
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Skyler: Next to him we've got Jackson who's playing good old Dez. (02:10):
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Player: Hi. (02:14):
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Skyler: I said good old, good old Dez. (02:15):
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Skyler: Not your regular average Dez, but good old Dez. (02:17):
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Skyler: The Dez you know from back in your hometown. (02:20):
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Player: You know at one point we had mentioned how um Dez would go (02:23):
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Player: feral over the color yellow. (02:26):
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Player: Yeah he hates it. (02:28):
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Player: He does however have a very (02:28):
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Player: strange deep love for the color (02:31):
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Player: green green. (02:34):
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Player: Okay. (02:35):
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Skyler: He's cutting it real close. (02:36):
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Skyler: He's like he's one added color away. (02:38):
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Skyler: Is he aware that green is composed of yellow? (02:40):
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Player: You know, it depends on how you look at it. (02:43):
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Player: If it's additive coloring, you're right. (02:45):
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Player: If it's subtractive coloring, you're wrong. (02:47):
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Skyler: Anyway, it's a glass half full kind of situation. (02:49):
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Player: Yeah, but he will he will purchase anything green. (02:52):
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Player: If he has the means to do. (02:56):
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Skyler: So, let me write that down. (02:57):
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Skyler: That's useful for me to manipulate next to. (02:58):
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Skyler: Uh, next to Jackson, we've got Cameron who is playing Roric. (03:01):
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Skyler: And next to Cameron, we've we've (03:06):
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Skyler: got Quinn who's playing a little (03:09):
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Skyler: sauce. (03:11):
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Player: Yep. (03:12):
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Skyler: Fair enough. (03:13):
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Skyler: Alright. (03:14):
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Skyler: And with that, we've introduced (03:14):
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Skyler: all the players in their (03:15):
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Skyler: characters. (03:16):
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Skyler: Let's jump back into Criminals of Islanew. (03:17):
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Skyler: Where last we left off, everybody. (03:26):
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Skyler: You guys were at the Alexandria Dusk Walker's facility. (03:28):
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Skyler: She is this highly wealthy, um, (03:33):
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Skyler: highly involved individual in (03:35):
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Skyler: this area. (03:37):
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Skyler: She owns Dusk Walker Industries, (03:38):
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Skyler: this massive building with (03:41):
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Skyler: several different, quote (03:42):
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Skyler: unquote, investment (03:44):
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Skyler: opportunities inside. (03:45):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys have been invited (03:48):
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Skyler: because you guys had received a (03:49):
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Skyler: postcard from Dusk Walker (03:50):
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Skyler: Industries. (03:52):
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Skyler: You guys had come here because (03:53):
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Skyler: you had received a postcard that (03:54):
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Skyler: invited you here discussing a (03:56):
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Skyler: brand new business investment (03:58):
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Skyler: opportunity called Fat Caps and (04:00):
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Skyler: Hats. (04:02):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys did arrive. (04:03):
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Skyler: Uh, two of you specifically. (04:06):
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Skyler: Kato and Dez had gone inside to inquire about this fat caps and (04:07):
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Skyler: hats business model. (04:11):
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Skyler: Bottom line. (04:12):
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Skyler: I mean, it's an MLM, right? (04:14):
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Skyler: You buy packages of these hats, and then you're expected to go (04:16):
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Skyler: out and sell them. (04:20):
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Skyler: But at the same time, you're also expected to convince other (04:21):
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Skyler: people to also jump into this investment opportunity (04:25):
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Skyler: underneath you as your, as they coined it, coined. (04:28):
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Skyler: Uh, success line, as they said. (04:33):
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Skyler: So additionally, Rohrich had (04:36):
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Skyler: come in disguised as, uh, what (04:38):
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Skyler: was it? (04:41):
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Skyler: A belly wiggle was the last name. (04:41):
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Skyler: What was the first name? (04:42):
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Skyler: Gustavo Gaston belly wiggle, claiming that he had involvement (04:44):
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Skyler: in the Fortune's Embrace investment, which was another (04:48):
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Skyler: one of Alexandria desk. (04:52):
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Skyler: Walker's sort of businesses that she set up. (04:54):
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Skyler: Um, that one's more kind of basic pyramid scheme. (04:57):
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Skyler: Uh, long story short. (05:00):
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Skyler: Anyway, so you were there inquiring about that. (05:01):
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Skyler: They said they were going to send out a representative. (05:04):
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Skyler: The other two of you that were (05:06):
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Skyler: talking about the fat cats in (05:07):
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Skyler: hats were asking about (05:08):
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Skyler: periwinkle hats. (05:09):
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Skyler: If you could just get exclusively a bunch of (05:11):
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Skyler: periwinkle hats, the associate that was there was willing to go (05:14):
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Skyler: and find out about that. (05:18):
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Skyler: And he disappeared in a sort of (05:19):
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Skyler: elevator floor drop out kind of (05:21):
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Skyler: a situation. (05:23):
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Skyler: Um, with that being said, Marcie, you and Lil Source had (05:24):
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Skyler: both kind of come in to see why it was taking so long. (05:27):
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Skyler: And you find, uh, Gaston belly (05:30):
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Skyler: wiggle just kind of sitting on (05:34):
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Skyler: the floor, and the other two are (05:35):
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Skyler: just waiting patiently at the (05:37):
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Skyler: front desk with no attendant (05:39):
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Skyler: there. (05:41):
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Player: I'm gonna walk up to Aurora. (05:42):
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Skyler: Okay. (05:43):
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Player: Aurora, what are you doing? (05:45):
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Player: Oh, do help me up, good, sir. (05:46):
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Player: And I reached my hand up. (05:50):
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Player: We know each other. (05:52):
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Player: You hasn't. (05:53):
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Player: Now help me up, peasant. (05:57):
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Player: I reach for my hand and lift you up. (05:59):
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Player: Oh, and he's. (06:01):
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Skyler: Surprisingly light for his figure. (06:02):
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Player: Oh, yes. (06:04):
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Player: Oh, the name's Gaston. (06:05):
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Player: And I hit my belly and reached my hand out to Shaker. (06:09):
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Player: Oh, we're doing this again, huh? (06:12):
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Player: Uh. (06:14):
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Player: Huh. (06:15):
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Player: We've never met before. (06:16):
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Player: Now, do be a dear and assist me up to the upper floors. (06:18):
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Player: I have an appointment. (06:22):
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Player: You? (06:24):
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Player: An appointment with who? (06:24):
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Skyler: And as you say this, a woman, just a human woman walks out and (06:25):
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Skyler: she says, uh, she's in, like a full suit and she has glasses (06:29):
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Skyler: on, and she walks up and she says, uh, my name is Alexis. (06:32):
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Skyler: I'm here for a Gaston belly wiggle. (06:35):
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Skyler: I was told I was supposed to (06:38):
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Skyler: discuss with you about, uh, your (06:39):
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Skyler: investments. (06:41):
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Player: I hit my belly and go present. (06:42):
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Skyler: Oh, wonderful. (06:44):
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Skyler: Would you like to, uh, come back to my office and discuss? (06:45):
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Player: Of course. (06:49):
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Player: Okay. As your business associate. (06:50):
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Player: Associate. (06:53):
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Player: Yes. (06:53):
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Player: Yes, yes. (06:54):
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Player: Oh, yes you are. (06:55):
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Skyler: Okay. You're his, uh, business associate financial advisor. (06:56):
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Player: Fredo, uh, you don't you couldn't afford a last name. (07:00):
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Skyler: I see, um, well, that's very kind. (07:05):
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Player: Of you working for us. (07:07):
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Player: Very kind of you to employ him. (07:09):
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Player: I go back into my, uh, my dark days of undercover work, and I (07:10):
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Player: reach into my pocket. (07:14):
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Player: I knew I needed this someday, and I pulled a little tiny fake (07:16):
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Player: mustache, put it right on my beak in front in front of her. (07:19):
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Player: Yeah, she's just staring. (07:22):
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Player: Absolutely. (07:23):
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Player: She just kind. (07:25):
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Skyler: Of her her mouth is agape, and she just says, wonderful. (07:25):
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Skyler: Um, please follow me. (07:29):
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Skyler: And she leads you guys to, uh, the other side of the room. (07:30):
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Skyler: So you would try the doors on (07:33):
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Skyler: the right side of the room, the (07:35):
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Skyler: east side of the room, if you (07:37):
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Skyler: will. (07:38):
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Skyler: She takes you guys over to the (07:38):
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Skyler: west side of the room, which is (07:39):
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Skyler: the doors that she just came (07:40):
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Skyler: through. (07:41):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys step inside and it's just a whole bunch of (07:41):
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Skyler: cubicles and offices. (07:45):
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Player: I have a. (07:46):
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Skyler: Question. Yes. Is it about cubicles and offices? (07:47):
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Player: No. (07:49):
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Player: How big of a cubicle? (07:50):
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Skyler: Not incredibly big. (07:52):
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Player: So when this was this Alexandria person, right? (07:54):
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Player: Yeah. (07:59):
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Player: I'm assuming is she's the one paying people out. (07:59):
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Player: Like, would her name be on the checks or how do they pay you? (08:02):
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Player: Just pay him in gold. (08:05):
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Player: Probably any notes? (08:06):
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Player: Because I have expert forgery. (08:07):
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Player: My thought is if I could see her. (08:09):
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Player: If I'm assuming, like in the lobby, her autograph or like, (08:11):
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Player: her name is like, you know, pictures of her with her name or (08:15):
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Player: something, her name's written somewhere in her handwriting. (08:18):
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Skyler: There was a statue of her at the (08:21):
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Skyler: fountain, but you haven't seen (08:23):
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Skyler: anything that would have her (08:24):
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Skyler: signature. (08:26):
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Player: I'm just saying. (08:26):
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Player: Not even the envelope. (08:27):
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Skyler: Things we got. (08:28):
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Skyler: No. (08:29):
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Player: Okay. He's making it hard. (08:30):
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Player: But anyway, that's fine. (08:31):
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Player: If I were to find a way to get (08:32):
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Player: her signature, would there be a (08:34):
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Player: way? (08:35):
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Player: Like, there's got to be a way that they pay people like, oh, (08:35):
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Player: you've brought in so. (08:37):
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Player: And then. (08:38):
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Skyler: You also have to keep in mind (08:39):
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Skyler: that this is a this is a (08:40):
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Skyler: corporation. (08:41):
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Player: Right? (08:41):
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Player: She would sign like maybe a note (08:42):
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Player: and like, how would they get (08:43):
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Player: paid? (08:44):
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Skyler: Sure. Uh, there. (08:45):
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Skyler: Well, first of all. (08:46):
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Player: They'd be like, just saying like a, like a tight type of like (08:47):
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Player: bank note or something. (08:49):
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Skyler: You can, you can pay. (08:51):
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Skyler: Well, a lot of this would be (08:52):
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Skyler: done physically because this (08:53):
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Skyler: isn't like all digital or (08:55):
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Skyler: through cheques or whatever (08:57):
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Skyler: else. (08:58):
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Skyler: With that being said, you might be able to inevitably find (08:59):
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Skyler: something that she has put her personal signature on. (09:02):
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Skyler: You just haven't seen it yet. (09:04):
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Player: Right. (09:06):
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Player: And then like, but that's what I'm saying. (09:06):
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Player: How do they get paid? (09:07):
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Player: Because like, was she right to say, oh, pay this person and (09:08):
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Player: take you down to the front desk or how would they get paid? (09:11):
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Player: Well, you're. (09:13):
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Skyler: Asking me to DM, but I don't feel like you would know (09:14):
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Skyler: anything about that just yet. (09:16):
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Skyler: I think I think in game you're gonna have to find that out. (09:18):
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Skyler: You're gonna have to do some sleuthing. (09:20):
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Player: That's all it is. (09:22):
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Player: If I can just. (09:23):
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Player: If I have expert forgery, sure, I can copy it. (09:23):
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Skyler: Yeah, I understand, I understand. (09:26):
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Skyler: Like I'm saying, um, if you get (09:28):
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Skyler: yourself into a spot where it (09:29):
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Skyler: would be logical that you would (09:32):
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Skyler: be able to find a signature, (09:33):
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Skyler: then we can discuss that for (09:35):
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Skyler: sure. (09:36):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, where are you taking us, Alexis? (09:36):
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Skyler: Oh, yes. (09:39):
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Skyler: My office is right here. (09:40):
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Skyler: And there's, like, a glass office. (09:41):
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Skyler: It's like inside of the wall, right? (09:43):
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Skyler: It's not like one of the cubicles. (09:44):
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Skyler: This is an actual office and her (09:46):
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Skyler: name is on the door in sort of (09:48):
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Skyler: like a gold plated metal, uh, (09:50):
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Skyler: nameplate. (09:53):
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Skyler: She invites you in, she sits behind her desk where she has (09:54):
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Skyler: some writing paraphernalia, um, and some various shelves and (09:57):
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Skyler: stuff behind her. (10:02):
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Skyler: And then she gestures for you to to take a seat at the chairs (10:03):
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Skyler: across from me. (10:06):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I take a seat. (10:07):
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Player: Yeah, I'll sit down. (10:09):
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Skyler: Okay. Okay. Um, so, Mister Billy Wiggle. (10:10):
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Skyler: How can I help you, sir? (10:13):
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Skyler: Sorry, sir. (10:14):
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Skyler: Billy, I said sir, sir. (10:15):
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Player: Mr.. (10:17):
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Skyler: Oh, you're. (10:18):
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Player: Oh. Are you all right? (10:19):
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Player: Are you disrespecting. (10:21):
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Skyler: Oh, of course not. (10:23):
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Skyler: Of course not, sir. (10:24):
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Skyler: Billy Wiggle. (10:25):
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Skyler: Yes. (10:26):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Um, he's my bodyguard. (10:26):
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Skyler: The reason it took me. (10:28):
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Skyler: Oh, well. (10:29):
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Skyler: Wonderful. (10:29):
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Skyler: Uh, the reason it took me so long to step into the room to, (10:30):
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Skyler: uh, assist you is because I simply cannot seem to find your (10:33):
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Skyler: name on file. (10:36):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, it's because I'm from out of state. (10:38):
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Skyler: Out of state? (10:41):
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Skyler: Interesting. We. I don't believe we have any investors that are (10:42):
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Skyler: out of state. (10:46):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Well. I thought I was the first. (10:47):
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Skyler: To be honest with you. (10:52):
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Skyler: She paused for a moment. (10:54):
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Skyler: I don't think I've ever met anyone from out of state. (10:56):
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Player: You're about to ruin your whole world. (11:00):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, well, you see those? (11:03):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I'm from? (11:08):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Pembroke. (11:11):
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Skyler: Pembroke? (11:12):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, I'm from Pembroke, which is in the town of Neverwinter in (11:13):
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Sir Bellywiggle: the country of Faerun. (11:18):
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Skyler: Farum. (11:20):
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Skyler: She pauses for a moment. (11:21):
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Skyler: She says something about that is oddly familiar, but at the same (11:22):
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Skyler: time, I don't reckon I can guarantee that we don't have any (11:30):
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Skyler: investors from this Faerun. (11:34):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Well, you're about to. (11:36):
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Skyler: Oh, you're starting a new account. (11:37):
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Skyler: Oh, I am so sorry. (11:40):
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Skyler: Um, Friedman. (11:42):
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Skyler: Friedman from the front desk. (11:43):
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Skyler: Oh. (11:46):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Forgive him. (11:46):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Do not. (11:47):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Do not criticize or bash him. (11:47):
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Sir Bellywiggle: It might have been just a simple clerical. (11:50):
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Skyler: It must have just been a simple. (11:52):
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Player: How has he messed this up? (11:53):
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Player: No. (11:54):
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Player: Oh. I'm sorry. (11:55):
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Player: Sorry, sorry. (11:56):
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Skyler: Oh, right. (11:57):
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Sir Bellywiggle: So you. (11:58):
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Skyler: You want to begin an investment with the. (11:59):
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Sir Bellywiggle: CEO. (12:02):
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Skyler: For. (12:03):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Sorry, the CEO level. (12:04):
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Sir Bellywiggle: He was telling us about the (12:06):
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Sir Bellywiggle: multiple levels of this (12:07):
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Sir Bellywiggle: investment brokerage. (12:09):
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Sir Bellywiggle: And I wanted in at the CEO level. (12:10):
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Player: You got money, you're gonna deny his money? (12:12):
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Player: He's got money. (12:15):
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Skyler: No, no, no, of course not. (12:15):
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Skyler: Okay, so, um, just so I'm clear, (12:17):
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Skyler: you want to invest with the the (12:18):
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Skyler: new fat caps and hats investment (12:20):
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Skyler: opportunity? (12:23):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Yes. (12:23):
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Sir Bellywiggle: At the CEO level. (12:25):
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Skyler: At the CEO. (12:26):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Which is why I specifically requested to talk to Miss Walker (12:27):
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Sir Bellywiggle: herself about my investments. (12:33):
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Skyler: Well, I totally understand. (12:35):
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Skyler: Um, just to be clear, uh, (12:36):
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Skyler: Alexandria Walker is incredibly (12:38):
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Skyler: busy, and unfortunately, she she (12:40):
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Skyler: understood? (12:43):
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Skyler: Understood. (12:43):
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Skyler: She has set up the business in such a way to ensure that there (12:44):
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Skyler: is sort of a way to progress. (12:50):
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Skyler: So nobody, nobody is allowed to jump in at the top level. (12:51):
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Skyler: But it's not because you'll be (12:55):
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Skyler: starting right here at the (12:57):
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Skyler: ground floor of this investment (12:58):
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Skyler: It's certainly, uh, should be a (13:00):
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Skyler: quick and easy task, especially (13:03):
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Skyler: for someone as financially (13:04):
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Skyler: literate and business savvy as (13:06):
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Skyler: you. (13:07):
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Skyler: Mr. sir. (13:08):
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Skyler: Belly wiggle. (13:08):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Well, here's the thing. (13:09):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I've got money. (13:11):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I'm only here for a very short (13:13):
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Sir Bellywiggle: time, and I want to establish my (13:15):
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Sir Bellywiggle: money here. (13:18):
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Sir Bellywiggle: You see the problem be that if I establish at the ground floor (13:20):
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Sir Bellywiggle: and have to leave in less than a week, I will not be able to pick (13:25):
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Sir Bellywiggle: that money up to be a higher levels of value. (13:28):
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Sir Bellywiggle: But if I can invest at the very (13:31):
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Sir Bellywiggle: top of the business and reap one (13:33):
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Sir Bellywiggle: percent profit, that's all I'm (13:36):
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Sir Bellywiggle: looking for. (13:38):
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Player: He's only asking for one percent. (13:39):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Call him three, two, a one percent profit in the business (13:40):
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Sir Bellywiggle: as a whole. (13:45):
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Sir Bellywiggle: That is all I'm asking. (13:45):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I'm sure with this new business. (13:47):
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Sir Bellywiggle: It is new, isn't it? (13:49):
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Skyler: Oh yes, of course it's a it was just begun. (13:50):
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Sir Bellywiggle: All startups need a little startup funding. (13:53):
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Player: You need startup funding. (13:56):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, startup funder. (13:58):
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Skyler: Funder, I completely understand. (13:59):
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Skyler: Uh, please understand that we don't technically need startup (14:02):
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Skyler: funding because as you can see, and she kind of just gestures to (14:05):
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Skyler: the building around her. (14:08):
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Skyler: This has started at far higher (14:10):
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Skyler: of a level than just simply a (14:12):
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Skyler: startup. (14:13):
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Skyler: This is just a business opportunity we've released to (14:14):
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Skyler: the public to join in, but we certainly are not in need of (14:16):
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Skyler: starting up per se. (14:20):
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Skyler: Um, with that being said, it sounds like you'd be a lot more (14:22):
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Skyler: interested in our, uh, other investment company, the Fortunes (14:24):
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Skyler: embrace, which I can certainly help you with as well. (14:28):
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Skyler: Um, honestly, that one's really up to you. (14:30):
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Skyler: How much money do you want to put forward? (14:32):
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Skyler: And we can simply get you our (14:34):
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Skyler: investment, uh, begun right (14:35):
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Skyler: away. (14:36):
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Sir Bellywiggle: HMM. (14:37):
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Player: He's got so much money. (14:38):
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Player: Oh, wonderful. (14:40):
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Player: Wonderful. (14:41):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Does your investment process work? (14:42):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Yes. (14:44):
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Skyler: Of course. (14:44):
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Skyler: So all you have to do is give us (14:44):
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Skyler: a certain percentage of money or (14:46):
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Skyler: a certain amount of money, (14:47):
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Skyler: whatever you're comfortable with (14:48):
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Skyler: investing. (14:49):
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Skyler: Um, you will see a twenty percent return on this money, (14:50):
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Skyler: uh, within one year's time. (14:54):
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Skyler: And every year going forward, you will see a twenty percent (14:57):
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Skyler: return on that money. (14:59):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh. (15:00):
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Skyler: It's, it's pretty much as simple as pretty simple. (15:01):
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Player: So take six years to get money. (15:04):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, he said, she said one year. (15:07):
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Player: No, it's six years. (15:10):
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Player: Hey, stupid man, your math is terrible. (15:12):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Six years to get your money back. (15:14):
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Player: I stand up well. (15:17):
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Skyler: Again, this is. (15:19):
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Player: We want in the hat business. (15:20):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I want to talk to Miss Walker herself. (15:22):
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Player: Do you not want his money? (15:25):
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Skyler: I'm so sorry. (15:26):
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Skyler: Look, I completely understand that you are here for a short (15:27):
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Skyler: amount of time. (15:30):
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Skyler: Um, I'm. (15:31):
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Skyler: I really, truly don't think that (15:32):
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Skyler: the fat caps and hats is the (15:33):
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Skyler: correct business opportunity for (15:35):
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Skyler: you. (15:37):
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Skyler: Um, we don't have anything that would turn around profit within (15:37):
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Skyler: a week if we did. (15:41):
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Skyler: I mean, we wouldn't even release that to the public. (15:42):
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Skyler: That's that's such an incredible business opportunity. (15:44):
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Player: I pull out a pouch. (15:46):
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Player: Of one hundred gold. (15:49):
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Player: And just set it on the desk and go. (15:50):
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Player: If you can take me to see Miss Dusk Walker posthaste. (15:52):
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Player: This one hundred gold is all yours. (15:56):
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Skyler: I, I am truly sorry, sir. (15:59):
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Skyler: I you have to understand. (16:01):
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Skyler: I don't have the power to take you to Alexandria Walker. (16:03):
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Skyler: I myself couldn't go and simply (16:07):
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Skyler: talk to Alexandria Walker if I (16:09):
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Skyler: wanted to. (16:12):
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Player: So who do I have to talk to? (16:12):
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Skyler: Well, I can certainly bring in my manager, if you would like. (16:14):
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Player: Oh, sure. (16:17):
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Player: All right. (16:18):
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Player: I'll just keep moving my way to the top. (16:19):
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Skyler: She she she turns over. (16:22):
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Skyler: She's got another one of those little phone thingies, just like (16:24):
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Skyler: you saw out in the front desk. (16:26):
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Player: Give me the same person. (16:27):
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Skyler: And she she calls a number and she says, yes. (16:28):
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Skyler: If I could get, uh, Meredith to my office. (16:31):
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Skyler: This is Alexis. (16:34):
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Skyler: Uh, if I could get Meredith over here. (16:35):
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Skyler: Um, we have a high level investor who is interested in (16:37):
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Skyler: possibly doing business directly with Alexandria Duskhawker. (16:41):
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Skyler: Thank you so much. (16:46):
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Skyler: I really appreciate it. (16:47):
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Skyler: And then she hangs up and she (16:47):
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Skyler: says, Meredith, she's my (16:48):
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Skyler: manager. (16:50):
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Skyler: She will be here in just a moment. (16:51):
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Player: Yeah, yeah. (16:55):
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Skyler: Okay. Sounds good. (16:59):
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Skyler: Let's jump over to you. (17:00):
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Player: I just sit there and I stare at her. (17:01):
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Skyler: You're just glaring at her. (17:02):
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Skyler: All right, let's jump over to, uh, Kato and Des. (17:04):
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Skyler: You guys are at the front desk, and all of a sudden, the little. (17:13):
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Skyler: Or was there anything you were (17:16):
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Skyler: gonna do while he was gone, or (17:17):
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Skyler: do you. (17:19):
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Skyler: Yeah, because. (17:19):
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Player: Wasn't there another couple? (17:21):
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Player: Yes. Talking to another person? (17:22):
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Player: Well, I like how close within our vicinity. (17:25):
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Skyler: Probably like ten feet at most away. (17:28):
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Skyler: I mean, it's just like another booth over, right? (17:31):
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Skyler: It's like one big long. (17:32):
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Skyler: It's kind of like if you go to a (17:33):
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Skyler: hotel, like a really nice a (17:35):
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Skyler: nicer hotel and they've got like (17:37):
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Skyler: long, big desk with a couple of (17:38):
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Skyler: little partitions, but otherwise (17:41):
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Skyler: like it's or even like a bank, a (17:43):
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Skyler: bank is another good example, (17:45):
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Skyler: right? (17:46):
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Skyler: You've got multiple teller counters. (17:46):
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Skyler: It's kind of basically like that. (17:48):
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Player: So at the moment that other person's still going, yeah. (17:50):
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Player: Okay, well, I'm going to employ (17:52):
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Player: a grovel, cower and beg action, (17:54):
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Player: and I'm going to use it to (17:58):
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Player: pathetically distract this other (18:00):
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Player: couple and their teller so that, (18:02):
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Player: uh, des over here can do (18:04):
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Player: whatever the spirit leads him to (18:07):
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Player: do. (18:09):
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Skyler: I cannot wait for you to (18:09):
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Skyler: describe to me what you're (18:10):
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Skyler: doing. (18:11):
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Skyler: Please act it out. (18:12):
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Player: Kaito is going to walk up to this other couple. (18:13):
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Player: Did you describe this couple? (18:16):
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Player: Would they like a bunch of gnomes? (18:18):
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Player: Yes, they were. (18:19):
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Skyler: A pair of gnomes. (18:19):
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Skyler: And they're standing on like little stools, which is kind of (18:20):
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Skyler: like common practice, I would imagine, in a world full of (18:23):
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Skyler: hobbit or sorry halflings. (18:25):
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Skyler: Gnomes and dwarves. (18:28):
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Skyler: Toadstools. (18:30):
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Skyler: Yeah. (18:31):
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Skyler: Um, they might not be shaped like told. (18:34):
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Skyler: If a gnome gets on a regular (18:36):
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Skyler: stool, it magically turns into a (18:37):
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Skyler: mushroom. (18:39):
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Player: So yes, this gnome couple and whatever creature they're (18:40):
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Player: talking to, Okido is going to kind of walk up to them and say, (18:44):
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Player: excuse me, I'm sorry to do this. (18:46):
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Player: I really am sorry to impose, but (18:49):
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Player: I am very excited for this (18:52):
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Player: opportunity. (18:53):
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Player: But I just need a couple pointers from you. (18:54):
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Player: Could you please tell me what your strategy is? (18:56):
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Player: How do you how do you plan to grow your market? (18:58):
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Player: How do you plan to reach the top of this this pyramid? (19:02):
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Skyler: Uh, the gnome isn't the what you assume is like the husband. (19:07):
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Skyler: He he starts to speak and. (19:10):
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Random Customer: He says, well, basically our plan is. (19:12):
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Skyler: And his wife immediately. (19:14):
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Random Customer: Grabs him and she goes, don't tell him anything. (19:15):
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Random Customer: He's trying to get our secrets. (19:17):
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Random Customer: Um, we like to keep our secret. (19:18):
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Random Customer: Actually, we've got big plans, but we're not telling anybody. (19:21):
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Player: This is where you grovel. (19:25):
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Speaker 6: Please give me your Rolodex. (19:26):
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Speaker 6: What? (19:29):
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Speaker 6: Your script. (19:29):
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Speaker 6: I need to know how to reach the top. (19:30):
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Random Customer: Let. Look here, fellow. (19:33):
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Random Customer: Now all you have to do is is put in a lot of hard work. (19:34):
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Random Customer: And, uh, did you have a lot of connections? (19:37):
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Random Customer: I, I overheard you said something about your school. (19:40):
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Random Customer: Uh, there's a school you were planning on selling to. (19:43):
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Random Customer: Is this that that sounds like promising? (19:45):
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Player: Do you employ a lot of guilt with your sales pitches? (19:49):
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Player: Well, I've heard that is very (19:52):
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Player: successful in this line of (19:54):
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Player: business. (19:56):
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Random Customer: Oh, certainly. (19:56):
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Random Customer: Uh, in fact, we've, uh, we've (19:57):
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Random Customer: invested in several different (19:59):
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Random Customer: opportunities very similar to (20:00):
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Random Customer: this one. (20:01):
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Random Customer: We've done Prilosec. (20:02):
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Skyler: Is that a real drug? (20:04):
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Skyler: Yes. Oh, shoot. (20:05):
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Skyler: Um, uh. (20:06):
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Random Customer: Prague to stock. (20:08):
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Random Customer: We've done belly burner, we've done bowls and such. (20:09):
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Random Customer: Uh, we've done temper toys. (20:14):
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Random Customer: Uh, yeah. (20:17):
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Random Customer: So we, we're very familiar with this. (20:17):
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Random Customer: Uh, yes. (20:19):
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Random Customer: Sometimes the guilt factor, it really depends on who you're (20:20):
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Random Customer: working with, right? (20:23):
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Random Customer: So people can see through such a (20:24):
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Random Customer: guilt driven, uh, speech or what (20:26):
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Random Customer: have you. (20:29):
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Random Customer: Um, but the positive side is, I (20:30):
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Random Customer: would say one of the one of the (20:32):
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Random Customer: biggest key things that you're (20:33):
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Random Customer: doing right now, in fact, is (20:35):
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Random Customer: getting in on the ground floor, (20:36):
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Random Customer: right? (20:38):
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Random Customer: The first investors usually end up at the top. (20:38):
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Random Customer: And that's that's the way that's the place you want to be. (20:42):
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Player: And which unfounded false advertising claims do you plan (20:45):
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Player: on using to sell your product? (20:49):
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Random Customer: Well, the, the I'm sure the, the (20:51):
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Random Customer: nice gentleman that was (20:55):
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Random Customer: assisting you will give you the (20:57):
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Random Customer: facts. (20:59):
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Skyler: And he does this with like quotations. (20:59):
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Random Customer: And he says, see the key thing about truth. (21:02):
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Skyler: And he does that with quotations as well. (21:05):
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Random Customer: Is that you only have to say as much as you need to say, right. (21:07):
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Random Customer: Uh, the key thing is keeping certain facts. (21:13):
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Skyler: And he does quotations again. (21:17):
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Random Customer: Out of the script entirely. (21:19):
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Random Customer: Never even bring it up in the conversation if it gets brought (21:20):
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Random Customer: up in the conversation, just kind of, uh, round about speak (21:23):
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Random Customer: your way around it, you know, talk in circles if you need to (21:27):
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Random Customer: any of that kind of stuff. (21:31):
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Random Customer: Usually it'll kind of help you out. (21:32):
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Player: Okay. Well, Ambassador to ambassador, can I just run a (21:34):
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Player: couple pitches past you? (21:36):
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Player: Is it is it is it too much for (21:38):
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Player: me to claim that it can cure (21:39):
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Player: cancer? (21:41):
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Player: Or should I be a little more low key? (21:41):
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Player: Just saying that it can stop hurricanes. (21:44):
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Random Customer: Cancer is that he's cancer. (21:46):
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Random Customer: Kind of like curses. (21:48):
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Random Customer: Yes. (21:50):
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Random Customer: Magical curses. (21:50):
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Random Customer: Oh, uh, I would go with magical curses. (21:52):
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Random Customer: That's probably a little bit more familiar to the people of (21:55):
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Random Customer: of islanew, but, uh, let's see. (21:57):
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Random Customer: Would it be too much? (22:00):
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Random Customer: Uh, let me ask you. (22:02):
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Random Customer: This. (22:03):
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Random Customer: Does it. (22:03):
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Random Customer: Here's how you phrase it. (22:04):
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Random Customer: You tell them it's been proven that it can not not cure curses. (22:06):
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Player: The double negative. (22:13):
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Random Customer: Confuse them into. (22:14):
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Player: Buying my products. (22:16):
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Random Customer: And usually when you imply a (22:17):
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Random Customer: double negative, you haven't (22:18):
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Random Customer: really said anything at all (22:20):
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Random Customer: technically speaking. (22:21):
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Random Customer: So they can't get you. (22:23):
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Random Customer: And that's the key thing here. (22:24):
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Random Customer: Now the last thing that you want (22:25):
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Random Customer: is to be taken to court over any (22:26):
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Random Customer: claim. (22:28):
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Random Customer: So you want to do it in such a (22:29):
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Random Customer: way that you never actually make (22:30):
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Random Customer: the claim. (22:31):
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Random Customer: Like you could say, um, it hasn't, it hasn't been shown in (22:32):
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Random Customer: studies that it can't cure curses or using this product (22:38):
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Random Customer: could help you lose weight, but what you don't tell them is if (22:44):
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Random Customer: you also work out regularly and, uh, in an appropriate way. (22:48):
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Skyler: Okay. So, uh, they're, they're obviously you're, you're (22:53):
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Skyler: pitching ideas to them. (22:56):
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Skyler: They're, they're pitching ideas back to you, kind of helping you (22:57):
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Skyler: along with that being said, des, what are you doing while this (22:59):
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Skyler: distraction is ongoing? (23:02):
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Player: Uh, when that teller pushed the button on the rotary phone. (23:05):
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Player: Could I tell a button he pushed? (23:08):
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Skyler: Yeah, I'd say so. (23:10):
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Player: Uh. Des jumps behind the counter. (23:12):
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Player: Fast and pushes the button. (23:14):
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Skyler: Okay. Do me a stealth roll. (23:15):
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Player: All right. (23:16):
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Player: It's at advantage. (23:17):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah, yeah. (23:18):
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Player: Oh, okay. Even better. (23:19):
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Player: Yeah, I'm good at these. (23:20):
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Player: Uh, fifteen. (23:22):
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Skyler: You hop behind the counter and you. (23:23):
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Random Customer: Slink. (23:25):
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Skyler: Your way like a snake up to the to the telephone thing. (23:26):
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Skyler: You stand you actually, as you get close to it, you see. (23:29):
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Skyler: On the floor there's this little um circular platform. (23:32):
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Skyler: And so you that's like right (23:35):
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Skyler: underneath it and you're like, (23:36):
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Skyler: oh, you know, that that's how he (23:37):
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Skyler: went away. (23:39):
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Skyler: And so you stand on that, you reach up, you're looking over (23:41):
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Skyler: there and they're all focused on keto, including the person (23:43):
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Skyler: that's behind the counter. (23:46):
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Skyler: You hit the button, you just (23:47):
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Skyler: hear and you feel yourself just (23:48):
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Skyler: kind of drop like down, almost (23:49):
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Skyler: like a slide as, uh, your, your, (23:51):
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Skyler: uh, sliding through this tunnel (23:55):
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Skyler: below you. (23:57):
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Skyler: Um, and then you get popped out (23:58):
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Skyler: and you land and you see you're (24:00):
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Skyler: inside of just a giant (24:02):
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Skyler: warehouse. (24:04):
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Skyler: Um, there's huge metal, like shelving things, each one with (24:05):
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Skyler: crates on top of them. (24:09):
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Skyler: They're not huge crates, right. (24:10):
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Skyler: You could personally pick up and hold one of these crates. (24:12):
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Skyler: Um, they are labeled differently. (24:15):
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Skyler: You see, uh, a bunch of them are labeled basic package, basic (24:17):
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Skyler: package, so on and so forth. (24:20):
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Skyler: You see some slightly larger ones that say premier package. (24:22):
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Skyler: And then finally, you see these (24:26):
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Skyler: very large boxes, uh, that are (24:28):
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Skyler: labeled CEO. (24:31):
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Random Customer: Packages. (24:32):
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Skyler: And you can hear voices, uh, amidst, I mean, it's quite a few (24:33):
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Skyler: rows of these boxes with hats, but you can hear voices, maybe a (24:37):
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Skyler: couple things over of, uh, the guy that you were talking to (24:41):
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Skyler: before, who we've established name is Friedman. (24:44):
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Random Customer: And he's like, well, you have to understand, they're asking for (24:47):
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Random Customer: periwinkle hats exclusively. (24:51):
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Random Customer: I mean, how hard could it be that we just open up a couple of (24:52):
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Random Customer: basic packages right now and we just put a bunch of periwinkles (24:55):
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Random Customer: all in one package like that? (24:58):
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Random Customer: I get that it's breaking the (25:00):
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Random Customer: rules technically, but at the (25:01):
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Random Customer: same time, like if it gets us a (25:03):
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Random Customer: sale, isn't that what's (25:04):
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Random Customer: important? (25:05):
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Maki: Well, yeah, I mean, I guess that's what's important. (25:06):
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Maki: But at the same time, like I was told, it's on my clipboard too. (25:08):
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Maki: It says I'm only I'm not (25:13):
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Maki: supposed to open the packages, (25:16):
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Maki: period. (25:17):
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Maki: I'm just supposed to stock them on the shelves. (25:18):
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Player: Okay. Um, des takes a case of (25:20):
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Player: the CEO packages and takes the (25:24):
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Player: elevator back. (25:27):
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Player: Back up. (25:28):
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Player: And my goal is to be out of the door. (25:29):
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Player: Before anyone else is focused on me. (25:32):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (25:35):
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Skyler: All right. (25:36):
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Skyler: Do me one more stealth check. (25:36):
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Skyler: I'll say you're still at (25:38):
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Skyler: advantage because he's still (25:39):
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Skyler: distracting you. (25:40):
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Skyler: I should almost take the advantage away, because now you (25:41):
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Skyler: got a big box. (25:43):
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Skyler: But I'll leave it alone since (25:44):
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Skyler: there's not that many people (25:45):
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Skyler: here. (25:46):
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Player: Okay? (25:49):
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Player: You could. (25:49):
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Player: You could take advantage away if you want. (25:50):
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Player: Oh, I don't know if I'll do one better than that. (25:52):
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Player: Uh, twenty six. (25:55):
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Skyler: Twenty six. (25:56):
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Skyler: Okay. Just describe how you get this package. (25:57):
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Skyler: You're like leaving out the door, right? (26:01):
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Player: Oh, yeah. (26:03):
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Player: Yeah. I'm gonna go back up the elevator with this big. (26:04):
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Player: Yeah, yeah. (26:07):
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Player: And I'm gonna go out the door. (26:07):
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Player: Um, it's an elevator, right? (26:09):
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Player: Because he was gonna come back up. (26:12):
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Player: Right. (26:13):
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Skyler: It were. (26:14):
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Skyler: Yep. It works both ways. (26:14):
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Player: Yeah. Okay. Okay. Because I rolled such a high stealth. (26:15):
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Player: I'm gonna guess that the teller did not recognize that it was me (26:18):
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Player: that came up the chute. (26:22):
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Player: But Okay. Probably gonna hear someone come up the chute. (26:24):
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Player: So I'm gonna say with the guy with the clipboard, he's gonna (26:26):
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Player: be like, stock the shelves and walk out the door. (26:30):
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Player: So he's like, oh, it's just that guy. (26:33):
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Skyler: Yeah. Like that. Okay. Because (26:35):
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Skyler: I'm thinking to myself, like, (26:36):
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Skyler: you're gonna have to get this (26:37):
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Skyler: box over. (26:38):
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Skyler: Um, there is like off to the far end of either side of these, uh, (26:40):
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Skyler: what was it? (26:44):
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Skyler: The teller booths. (26:45):
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Skyler: Right. (26:46):
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Skyler: There's like those swing doors, those little swing doors. (26:46):
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Skyler: So yeah, you just. (26:48):
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Maki: Stock the shelves. (26:50):
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Skyler: And then you go walking out and then you just. (26:51):
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Skyler: Yeah, you head out the door. (26:53):
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Skyler: And as far as they're concerned, they're really focused on these, (26:54):
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Skyler: uh, customers over here. (26:57):
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Player: So I'm gonna try and get, uh, Kato Zion just like chin chin (26:58):
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Player: him to come out. (27:02):
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Player: Keita will acknowledge, and with a parting glance, he'll say. (27:04):
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go work on my Rolodex. (27:08):
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Speaker 6: I might even stop at the local. (27:10):
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Player: Apothecary. (27:11):
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Speaker 6: And grab some saline. (27:12):
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Speaker 6: That should make some great fake tears. (27:13):
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Random Customer: Oh, that sounds fantastic. (27:15):
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Random Customer: By the way, did did you actually. (27:17):
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Random Customer: Did you get your package? (27:19):
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Player: It'll show up in the mail. (27:21):
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Random Customer: Oh, you. (27:23):
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Random Customer: Hey, you didn't tell us we could pre-order. (27:23):
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Random Customer: I watch six, six basic packages delivered straight to my door. (27:27):
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Skyler: And the lady back there is like. (27:32):
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Speaker 8: I didn't know about this. (27:34):
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Skyler: And she starts. (27:36):
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Skyler: She's like, oh, yes. (27:37):
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Skyler: Uh, sure. (27:38):
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Skyler: Uh, just give me your address and we can certainly have that (27:39):
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Skyler: sent straight to your door. (27:42):
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Skyler: She's furiously writing it down. (27:42):
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Skyler: Um, out of curiosity, monkey, what are you doing? (27:44):
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Maki: Monkey. Got bored inside. (27:50):
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Maki: He went outside and he was playing. (27:56):
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Skyler: With his. (27:58):
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Maki: Buttons. (27:59):
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Skyler: Elaborate. (28:00):
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Maki: Uh, specifically. (28:01):
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Skyler: one button. (28:03):
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Maki: On clasping. (28:05):
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Skyler: His, uh, his cloak, which is. (28:06):
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Maki: In the shape of a. (28:10):
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Skyler: Raven. (28:11):
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Maki: Icon, which I don't remember. (28:12):
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Maki: I think he knows it's magical. (28:14):
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Skyler: Yeah, he knows, I think so, yeah. (28:16):
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Skyler: At this point, yeah. (28:17):
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Skyler: He's gonna try to use it. (28:18):
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Skyler: So I would say that with your (28:20):
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Skyler: increased attunement to magic, (28:22):
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Skyler: especially that you've gained (28:25):
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Skyler: lately, um, you're able to sort (28:25):
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Skyler: of, uh, it's, it's like that (28:28):
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Skyler: scene in that movie with Zach (28:30):
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Skyler: Galifianakis with all the (28:31):
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Skyler: numbers all just kind of flying (28:33):
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Skyler: past his head and stuff like (28:35):
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Skyler: that as he's allegedly doing (28:36):
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Skyler: calculations. (28:38):
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Skyler: Um, it's kind of like that, uh, you see these purple letters and (28:39):
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Skyler: numbers that are moving past you and you're able to kind of (28:42):
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Skyler: navigate through them as you're touching this, this magical item (28:45):
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Skyler: and you're able to figure out how to activate it. (28:49):
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Skyler: And when you do, uh, basically what it's allowing you to do is (28:51):
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Skyler: find familiar in the form exclusively of a raven. (28:54):
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Skyler: And so as you activate this (28:59):
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Skyler: magic, all of a sudden this bird (29:01):
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Skyler: just flutters down and lands on (29:03):
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Skyler: your shoulder. (29:04):
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Maki: Ah! (29:05):
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Maki: Right there. (29:06):
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Player: Well, Bella. (29:07):
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Maki: Uh, how are you doing? (29:08):
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Maki: Aren't you a cute little guy? (29:12):
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Maki: So I'm gonna say it looks like a (29:14):
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Maki: raven, but it's got, like, four (29:16):
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Maki: eyes. (29:19):
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Maki: Oh. (29:19):
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Random Customer: four eyed. (29:20):
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Skyler: Raven. (29:21):
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Skyler: Creepy. (29:22):
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Maki: It's, like, darker than a rave. (29:23):
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Maki: Yeah, yeah. (29:24):
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Player: Yeah. Oh. (29:25):
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Speaker 9: Yeah. He's just got his his hair squished down over his eyes. (29:27):
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Skyler: On his beat her. (29:31):
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Skyler: Kaakha kaakha kaakha kaakha kaakha kaakha kaakha. (29:32):
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Skyler: Actually, wait, because ravens (29:38):
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Skyler: can technically talk to some (29:39):
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Skyler: extent, right? (29:41):
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Skyler: So he's like. (29:43):
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Skyler: Tonight will be the night that I will fall for. (29:44):
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Skyler: You know, I don't know if I can do. (29:46):
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Maki: That. (29:47):
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Skyler: To, you know. (29:49):
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Skyler: I can do that. (29:50):
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Player: Ravens are strictly. (29:52):
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Skyler: Yes. Ravens are IMO the most emo birds. (29:54):
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Skyler: People think it's crows. (29:56):
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Skyler: It's not. (29:57):
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Player: Don't waste your time on. (29:58):
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Maki: The marquees just out there (30:01):
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Maki: developing this bond with this (30:03):
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Maki: bird. (30:05):
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Skyler: Fantastic. (30:05):
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Skyler: And as you guys are having a good time and then all of a (30:06):
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Skyler: sudden, uh, Dez comes strutting out with his box over his head. (30:09):
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Skyler: And it's a big it's a big crate. (30:14):
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Skyler: Thankfully, it's just filled with a bunch of, uh, hats that (30:17):
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Skyler: are fabric hats. (30:20):
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Skyler: So it's not like overly heavy. (30:21):
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Player: What comes in the CEO package? (30:23):
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Skyler: Are you guys busting it open? (30:25):
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Player: You know what? (30:26):
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Player: We might as well pack it up right now. (30:27):
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Skyler: So I'm gonna assume maybe there's, like, a relay. (30:29):
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Player: At least find an alley. (30:31):
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Skyler: This whole facility, because it's so, like, nice and it's (30:32):
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Skyler: made to look like super, uh, fancy and so on and so forth. (30:35):
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Skyler: Right. (30:39):
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Skyler: It's got two, uh, fountains (30:39):
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Skyler: outside, both, of course, (30:42):
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Skyler: different poses of Alexandria, (30:44):
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Skyler: Dusk Walker. (30:46):
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Skyler: And they have benches that are around it. (30:47):
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Skyler: And I assume that's probably where Makis kind of hanging out (30:49):
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Skyler: while he's getting to become best friends with his new bird. (30:51):
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Skyler: Um, for, for des. (30:54):
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Skyler: You bring it over, you pop it down. (30:56):
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Skyler: I mean, this is a place that you can sit open. (30:57):
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Skyler: At the end of the day, nobody (30:59):
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Skyler: knows that you stole this (31:00):
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Skyler: package. (31:02):
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Skyler: As far as you know, you might (31:02):
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Skyler: have earned it or who knows, I (31:03):
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Skyler: don't know. (31:05):
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Skyler: So, uh, yeah, you guys, uh, do you have any kind of tool that (31:06):
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Skyler: you could use to open a crate, like a ten foot long glaive? (31:10):
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Skyler: Fair point, fair point. (31:15):
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Skyler: Okay? (31:17):
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Skyler: Yeah, I mean, sure. (31:18):
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Skyler: And also, you're a pretty strong guy. (31:19):
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Skyler: So I'll say between that, I was just kind of curious how you'd (31:21):
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Skyler: open it, but you pry that glaive in there and pop the nails loose (31:24):
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Skyler: and pop the top off of it. (31:28):
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Skyler: And inside you see two, uh, fifty different hats, all with (31:30):
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Skyler: different patterns on them all with different colors. (31:36):
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Skyler: Is there at least one periwinkle? (31:40):
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Skyler: One. (31:42):
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Skyler: There are three periwinkle. (31:42):
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Maki: Whoa. (31:44):
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Skyler: As you're digging through and looking through, pulling out (31:45):
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Skyler: exclusively periwinkle ones, it's like looking for a pair of (31:47):
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Skyler: socks and a basket full of clean laundry or dirty laundry, (31:51):
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Skyler: depending who you are. (31:55):
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Skyler: Okay, so fifty fifty hats. (31:56):
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Skyler: Oh, Holy cow, I forgot you got the CEO package. (31:58):
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Skyler: My apologies. (32:01):
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Skyler: You have one? (32:03):
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Skyler: Well, I don't know, one thousand. (32:05):
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Skyler: I don't know hats. (32:07):
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Skyler: I don't know how fast you're (32:08):
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Skyler: able to count per se, but you (32:09):
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Skyler: would estimate like you count (32:11):
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Skyler: like a handful of them and (32:13):
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Skyler: you're like, okay, based on how (32:14):
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Skyler: many I have here and looking in (32:15):
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Skyler: the box. (32:16):
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Skyler: Sorry, I forgot I was reading the basic package. (32:17):
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Skyler: You have one thousand two (32:20):
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Skyler: hundred and fifty different hats (32:21):
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Skyler: of varying colors and patterns, (32:22):
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Skyler: and you find thirty of them with (32:24):
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Skyler: periwinkle. (32:26):
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Maki: That's exactly how many you wanted. (32:27):
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Maki: That's the exact number. (32:31):
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Maki: You're set. (32:34):
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Maki: Cast a big net and you'll catch whatever. (32:35):
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Skyler: That's right. (32:37):
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Maki: You'll catch your thirty periwinkle and your thirty. (32:38):
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Skyler: You have your thirty periwinkle hats. (32:41):
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Skyler: If only you had a real, actual (32:43):
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Skyler: pennbrook school to sell them (32:46):
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Skyler: to. (32:47):
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Maki: Oh. It's real. (32:48):
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Skyler: Okay. Sounds good. (32:49):
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Skyler: Um, and interestingly enough, as you look at the lid under the (32:50):
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Skyler: underside of this lid, there's a golden letter and it simply (32:55):
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Skyler: reads congratulations, prestige seller on your CEO package at (32:59):
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Skyler: fat caps and hats. (33:07):
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Skyler: Consider this your official invitation to the party. (33:08):
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Skyler: Alexandria. (33:13):
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Skyler: Dusk. (33:14):
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Skyler: Walker's party next week at the. (33:14):
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Skyler: Pennbrook at the. (33:20):
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Skyler: At the Worthington's. (33:22):
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Skyler: Sorry. (33:24):
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Skyler: Worthington Event Center in the Central Stark district. (33:24):
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Skyler: So, yes, you have officially secured yourselves a invitation (33:30):
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Skyler: to the party where you have been told you can meet Alexandria (33:35):
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Skyler: Dusk Walker in person. (33:40):
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Skyler: With that being said, I'll leave (33:42):
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Skyler: you guys outside looking through (33:43):
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Skyler: your many hats, deciding what (33:45):
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Skyler: you're going to do with the (33:46):
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Skyler: hats. (33:47):
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Skyler: There's nothing else in the CEO package. (33:48):
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Skyler: Uh, there might be. (33:50):
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Maki: Do they come with the. (33:53):
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Jackson: Little vials in the back? (33:54):
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Skyler: That was the question I was waiting for. (33:56):
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Skyler: So you touch you as you're pulling out these hats and (33:57):
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Skyler: stuff, you can feel in the seam of these hats. (34:02):
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Skyler: I would say not all of them, but probably a good fifty of them (34:05):
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Skyler: have vials inside of them. (34:08):
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Jackson: MM. Interesting. (34:10):
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Skyler: So we've got fifty doses of euphoria. (34:12):
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Skyler: Somebody better write that down. (34:14):
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Jackson: So wait. (34:15):
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Jackson: Quick question. (34:16):
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Jackson: How is euphoria consumed? (34:17):
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Skyler: Um, I think if I remember (34:21):
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Skyler: correctly, when you guys fought (34:22):
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Skyler: Radhika's, he just drank it (34:24):
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Skyler: directly. (34:25):
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Jackson: Okay. (34:26):
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Skyler: It's just straight like yeah, swallow it down and it goes. (34:27):
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Skyler: Yep. (34:31):
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Skyler: So it's good. (34:31):
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Skyler: Good oral bioavailability. (34:32):
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Skyler: You take it orally. (34:35):
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Jackson: You can probably take it other ways if you want. (34:37):
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Jackson: And it it's highly addictive, right? (34:39):
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Jackson: Yes. (34:42):
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Jackson: Gotcha. (34:42):
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Jackson: So if I like sprinkle it in their face like I'm anointing (34:43):
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Jackson: them with royal um, and it got into their mouth. (34:46):
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Jackson: Would that, is that enough? (34:50):
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Jackson: Yeah. (34:53):
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Jackson: That enough. (34:53):
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Skyler: It's hard to say. (34:53):
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Skyler: Okay, obviously, you know, when it comes to addiction, it's a (34:55):
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Skyler: lot about like the effects, what it does to you, right? (34:57):
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Skyler: Like what it gives you, um, what it activates in your brain. (35:01):
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Skyler: So I would say it kind of just depends. (35:05):
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Skyler: I don't know if flicking a (35:06):
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Skyler: little bit at them would be (35:07):
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Skyler: enough. (35:08):
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Skyler: I think it might activate a (35:08):
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Skyler: little bit of the sensation, but (35:10):
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Skyler: I don't know if it'd be enough (35:11):
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Skyler: to. (35:12):
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Jackson: So it's not that. (35:12):
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Skyler: It's not that addictive. (35:14):
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Skyler: It's addictive in higher, uh, quantities, but it's easy to get (35:15):
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Skyler: people on those higher quantities because of the (35:20):
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Skyler: effects of the drug. (35:22):
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Skyler: Right? (35:23):
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Jackson: Gotcha. (35:24):
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Jackson: Got it, got it, got it. (35:24):
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Skyler: So you got. (35:25):
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Skyler: Yeah. Fifty vials. (35:26):
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Skyler: You got like twelve fifty hats, (35:27):
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Skyler: one thousand two hundred and (35:29):
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Skyler: fifty hats. (35:30):
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Skyler: Um, you've got a you've got a raven, a raven. (35:31):
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Skyler: Um, and. (35:35):
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Skyler: Yeah, that's what you guys got. (35:36):
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Skyler: We'll jump back over to the (35:37):
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Skyler: other two in the investment (35:39):
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Skyler: office. (35:41):
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Skyler: Another woman walks in. (35:54):
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Skyler: This one is a oh, man, it's a dwarf woman. (35:56):
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Skyler: Oh, man. (35:59):
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Skyler: And she looks grumpy. (35:59):
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Jackson: How odd. (36:02):
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Jackson: Because Rory's got a thing for (36:03):
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Jackson: dwarf women on a scale of one to (36:04):
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Jackson: twenty. (36:06):
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Jackson: I just got a thing for them. (36:07):
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Skyler: On a scale from one to twenty. (36:08):
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Skyler: I was going to do gonna do one to ten. (36:10):
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Skyler: She's like a two or three. (36:11):
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Jackson: Oh. (36:13):
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Skyler: In dwarf. (36:14):
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Skyler: And she comes in and she says, oh. (36:15):
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Sir Bellywiggle: What are you doing in my office? (36:18):
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Random Customer: Oh, Bill, please. (36:22):
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Jackson: Oh, geez. (36:24):
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Jackson: I gotta find my voice. (36:25):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Please do. Mimi. Yeah, I know. (36:26):
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Sir Bellywiggle: The name's Gaston. (36:31):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Belly wiggle. (36:33):
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Skyler: He's got money. (36:34):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Yeah, I'm told you want to speak to Alexandria. (36:36):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Duskhawker. (36:39):
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Sir Bellywiggle: The one and only. (36:41):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Unfortunately, I'm here to tell you that's not gonna happen. (36:42):
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Sir Bellywiggle: That's not gonna. (36:46):
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Skyler: Work for him. (36:46):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Then you can leave. (36:48):
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Skyler: And she holds out a stubby finger towards the door. (36:50):
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Skyler: Hey, man, I'd like to. (36:53):
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Jackson: Like a charmer. (36:54):
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Skyler: Yeah, go for it. (36:55):
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Jackson: How are you? (36:56):
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Jackson: Charming her. (36:56):
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Skyler: I'm gonna charm them. (36:57):
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Skyler: I'm like, you can attempt. (36:58):
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Skyler: I'm gonna try. (36:59):
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Skyler: I'm going to. (37:00):
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Skyler: I'm going to do it. (37:01):
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Skyler: Because I'm going to. (37:02):
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Skyler: Do it. (37:03):
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Skyler: I'm very. (37:03):
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Skyler: I'm a very attractive dude. (37:04):
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Skyler: Do it. (37:06):
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Skyler: My mustache is really. (37:07):
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Skyler: Can a massage give me advantage? (37:09):
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Skyler: What? (37:12):
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Skyler: Because what? (37:13):
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Skyler: You don't know. (37:14):
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Skyler: Out of game. (37:15):
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Skyler: She's not into mustaches. (37:15):
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Skyler: So I take my mustache. (37:18):
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Skyler: Oh. Just randomly. (37:19):
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Skyler: All right, here we go. (37:21):
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Skyler: I'm gonna attempt to, um, do (37:22):
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Skyler: trauma and be like my sweetest (37:24):
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Skyler: dear. (37:26):
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Skyler: What's her name again? (37:27):
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Skyler: Um, she hasn't said no no no no, no, they said it was Meredith. (37:28):
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Skyler: Thank you. (37:33):
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Skyler: My sweetest loving Meredith. (37:33):
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Skyler: I'm gonna use a different role, a luck role. (37:38):
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Skyler: He's got them all back. (37:42):
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Skyler: Now, how many do you have? (37:43):
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Skyler: Three. After a long rest, I got them all back. (37:45):
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Skyler: Y'all got two more? (37:47):
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Skyler: I got two more. (37:48):
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Skyler: Uh, eighteen. (37:50):
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Sir Bellywiggle: She says you seem like a nice guy. (37:51):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Uh, but I'm actually on my third marriage by my choice. (37:54):
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Skyler: Let's make it four. (37:59):
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Sir Bellywiggle: What? (38:01):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Let's make it four. (38:01):
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Skyler: Anyways, are you guys gonna do an investment, or do I need to (38:02):
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Skyler: ask you to leave? (38:06):
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Skyler: Are we like, an investment with your boss. (38:07):
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Skyler: I ain't gonna happen. (38:10):
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Skyler: Why? (38:11):
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Skyler: Uh, she's very busy right now. (38:12):
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Skyler: Is she here? (38:14):
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Skyler: I don't even know. (38:15):
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Skyler: Where's her office? (38:16):
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Skyler: Uh. Top floor. (38:17):
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Skyler: Take us there. (38:19):
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Skyler: Absolutely not. (38:20):
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Skyler: We'll take ourselves there. (38:21):
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Skyler: I don't even have the ability to take you there if I wanted to. (38:22):
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Skyler: Why's that? (38:25):
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Skyler: That's not something I have access to in my position. (38:27):
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Skyler: Well, I want to talk to the person who does have access to (38:30):
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Skyler: that in their position. (38:33):
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Skyler: Oh, you want me to call my boss? (38:34):
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Skyler: Oh. All right. (38:36):
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Skyler: Alexis, is it okay if I use your phone? (38:37):
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Skyler: And she's like, oh, of course. (38:39):
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Skyler: And so the woman walks up and (38:41):
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Skyler: she dials some numbers on the (38:42):
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Skyler: phone in the office and she (38:43):
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Skyler: says, oh yeah, I need yeah, we (38:44):
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Skyler: got yeah, yeah, we got some of (38:48):
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Skyler: those. (38:50):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (38:52):
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Skyler: Thank you. (38:53):
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Skyler: Oh, yeah. (38:53):
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Skyler: Uh, Alexis office. (38:54):
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Skyler: Can I roll insight? (38:56):
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Skyler: On what? (38:58):
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Skyler: Let's see if she's actually calling. (38:59):
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Skyler: Like her upper. (39:02):
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Skyler: Or is she calling security? (39:03):
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Skyler: Twenty nine. (39:07):
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Skyler: You hear, um, you hear a voice on the other side say, you know. (39:09):
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Skyler: Yeah, we got some of those. (39:13):
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Guards: You want us to, uh, come down (39:15):
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Guards: there and remove them from the (39:16):
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Guards: premises? (39:17):
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Guards: Yeah, yeah. (39:19):
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Guards: Where are you at? (39:19):
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Skyler: Uh, Alexis office. (39:21):
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Guards: Okay. Yep. We can be there. (39:22):
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Skyler: And. And then she hangs up the phone. (39:24):
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Skyler: Uh, my boss will be here in just a moment while we wait. (39:27):
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Skyler: Oh, uh, I'm gonna cast charm Person on her. (39:31):
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Skyler: Okay? (39:36):
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Skyler: She she makes a saving throw. (39:37):
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Skyler: And then I'm using my thing to. (39:40):
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Skyler: I got a fourteen. (39:42):
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Skyler: Hold on. (39:44):
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Skyler: I minus five from that to make it a nine. (39:44):
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Skyler: With my cutting words, my bardic ability. (39:48):
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Skyler: What are your cutting words that (39:52):
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Skyler: cause her to falter out of (39:54):
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Skyler: curiosity while. (39:56):
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Sir Bellywiggle: We wait, why don't you take us on a tour of this place? (39:57):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Um. I've got a lot of money sneaking into this place. (40:03):
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Sir Bellywiggle: So while we wait for the upper (40:06):
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Sir Bellywiggle: management, how about you prove (40:08):
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Sir Bellywiggle: to me that this is a worthy (40:10):
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Sir Bellywiggle: establishment? (40:12):
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Sir Bellywiggle: And as of right now, I'm not (40:14):
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Sir Bellywiggle: really wanting to put my money (40:15):
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Sir Bellywiggle: here. (40:18):
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Skyler: Uh, she says. (40:19):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Uh. Oh, dear. (40:20):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Uh, I suppose I. (40:23):
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Skyler: Could. (40:24):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Uh, show you. (40:24):
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Skyler: Around. Uh, Alexis, when my boss gets here, uh, just have them (40:25):
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Skyler: wait and we will return. (40:29):
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Skyler: That's correct. (40:31):
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Skyler: Uh, I know I said it. (40:33):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Look, this. (40:34):
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Skyler: Anyways, uh, yes. (40:35):
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Skyler: Okay, so follow me, and she starts to lead you out into the (40:37):
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Skyler: office area with the cubicles. (40:41):
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Skyler: So as you can see, uh, this is where the majority of the staff, (40:43):
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Skyler: uh, works here. (40:47):
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Skyler: These are our, or you could say (40:49):
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Skyler: our sales people, our investment (40:51):
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Skyler: individuals, uh, they ensure (40:53):
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Skyler: that customer satisfaction is at (40:56):
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Skyler: the top priority of Duskhawker (40:57):
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Skyler: industries. (40:59):
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Skyler: Uh, over here, this is, uh, Deborah. (41:00):
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Skyler: She works HR. (41:02):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Where's your office? (41:03):
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Skyler: My office is right over here. (41:05):
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Skyler: She takes you to the other end of the the. (41:06):
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Cameron: Oh, so she still works in the same. (41:08):
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Cameron: Yeah, yeah. (41:10):
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Cameron: In this area. (41:10):
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Cameron: Okay. (41:11):
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Skyler: She's like, this is my office, and it just says floor manager. (41:11):
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Skyler: MM. (41:15):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Excellent. (41:16):
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Skyler: Uh, I'm the floor manager. (41:17):
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Skyler: I manage the floor. (41:19):
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Skyler: That's what I do. (41:20):
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Skyler: Uh, this, as you can see, is the (41:21):
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Skyler: floor with these people working (41:23):
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Skyler: here. (41:25):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh. Well. Good. Well, since, uh, you're in a touring mood, mind (41:25):
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Sir Bellywiggle: taking us to see more? (41:30):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Higher up the establishments in this place? (41:32):
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Skyler: Oh, I wish I could. (41:34):
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Random Customer: I just. (41:36):
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Skyler: They don't give me access past the floor. (41:37):
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Skyler: You gotta understand, there's some big investment stuff that (41:40):
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Skyler: goes on here. (41:43):
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Skyler: And I've got a limit to what I have access to. (41:44):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, where is where is that big investment area anyways? (41:47):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Can you go there from here? (41:52):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Like you have meetings up there and you can is there. (41:54):
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Skyler: Like a stairwell or a elevator? (41:57):
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Skyler: Oh, there's elevators and stairwells. (42:02):
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Skyler: The stairwells only go up. (42:04):
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Skyler: Well, wait. (42:06):
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Skyler: Hold on a second here. (42:07):
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Skyler: I guess technically it goes down if you're coming back. (42:08):
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Skyler: Oh, do you mind showing me this stairwell? (42:12):
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Skyler: Well, I can show you where it's at. (42:15):
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Skyler: That's fine. (42:18):
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Skyler: The full tour. (42:20):
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Skyler: Oh, I'm putting my money into this place, and she. (42:21):
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Skyler: She walks you. (42:24):
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Random Customer: Back. (42:25):
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Skyler: Through the office, and as you (42:26):
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Skyler: pass by Alexis's office, you can (42:27):
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Skyler: see two, uh, they're orcs, and (42:29):
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Skyler: they're. (42:32):
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Skyler: They look like Secret Service dudes, right? (42:33):
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Skyler: They're wearing full suits and (42:35):
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Skyler: they have, like, these dark sort (42:36):
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Skyler: of. (42:38):
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Skyler: Yeah, they look like. (42:39):
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Skyler: And she, she waves at them and she kind of holds up her finger, (42:40):
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Skyler: like just a moment. (42:43):
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Skyler: And then she, she walks you guys (42:44):
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Skyler: back out into the main area, (42:46):
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Skyler: right? (42:48):
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Skyler: And you guys walk all the way across the tiled floor to that (42:49):
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Skyler: other door that was locked. (42:52):
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Skyler: And she says, so behind this door while this. (42:53):
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Random Customer: Is. (42:55):
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Skyler: Happening. Yeah. Um, I'm going (42:56):
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Skyler: to send a message to Little (42:58):
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Skyler: sauce. (43:01):
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Skyler: Uh, so that he hears it in his mind. (43:02):
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Skyler: So I'm not whispering it to him. (43:04):
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Skyler: And then my message is just going to say, little sauce. (43:05):
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Skyler: I need you to distract. (43:08):
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Skyler: Oh, sorry, Frito. (43:10):
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Skyler: I'm in character. (43:12):
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Skyler: Frito. (43:12):
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Skyler: I need you to distract her while I pick the door lock. (43:13):
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Skyler: Um, so. (43:19):
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Random Customer: You guys. (43:20):
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Skyler: Uh, walk to the other side, and (43:21):
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Skyler: she says she points out the (43:22):
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Skyler: doors that you guys had tried to (43:23):
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Skyler: get into before that were (43:24):
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Skyler: locked, and she says, so behind (43:25):
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Skyler: these doors, you've got a set of (43:27):
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Skyler: stairs and they go up to the (43:29):
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Skyler: higher. (43:31):
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Skyler: Is the door remarkable in any way? (43:31):
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Skyler: Like the the type of door structure, the look of the door, (43:34):
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Skyler: the wood, anything. (43:38):
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Skyler: I just need something to embellish over. (43:40):
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Skyler: Um, it's it's double door. (43:43):
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Skyler: It is, uh, wooden with some nice like gold trim around it. (43:46):
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Skyler: So there's that I, I walk and the knobs, the door knobs (43:50):
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Skyler: themselves are like very ornate. (43:54):
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Skyler: They are, uh, it's like two halves of a tiefling. (43:56):
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Skyler: And the horns. (44:00):
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Skyler: Also they're carved. (44:01):
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Skyler: Okay, cool, cool. (44:02):
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Skyler: So I. She's showing me the door and I go. (44:03):
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Skyler: Oh, is that a door a mcdermott? (44:06):
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Skyler: Carving I see and I'm going to like, shove past her gently. (44:10):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (44:13):
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Skyler: And I'm going to go. (44:14):
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Skyler: The look closer at the door knobs and go. (44:15):
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Skyler: Oh yes. (44:18):
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Skyler: The fillings in color. (44:19):
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Skyler: I remember this from your earliest workings. (44:20):
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Skyler: Oh, did you get this stuff? (44:24):
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Skyler: Well, Alexandria Dusk Walker has (44:26):
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Skyler: as many high ranking (44:29):
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Skyler: connections. (44:32):
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Frito: Again, I just want to tell you. (44:35):
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Frito: I just wanted to tell you. (44:38):
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Skyler: What's your name? (44:39):
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Frito: Uh, Fredo. (44:40):
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Skyler: Fredo. (44:41):
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Frito: Oh, okay. (44:41):
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Frito: Yeah, I just. (44:42):
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Skyler: Like the chip note. (44:42):
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Skyler: The y uh, the fried, the fried, the fried, uh, tortilla strips. (44:45):
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Skyler: We call them chips. (44:51):
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Skyler: Oh. Have you ever had one? (44:53):
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Frito: Well, um, my family created it, so we have the, the the amount (44:54):
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Frito: of money we have. (44:58):
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Skyler: Oh, wait, you have money too, I thought. (44:59):
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Frito: Yeah, we both have money. (45:01):
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Skyler: Oh, congratulations. (45:03):
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Frito: Thank you. (45:05):
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Frito: I, I really, uh, I really, I (45:05):
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Frito: just again, I. Your beauty (45:08):
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Frito: strikes me. (45:09):
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Frito: It's. (45:10):
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Skyler: I'm sorry. (45:11):
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Frito: Uh, well. (45:12):
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Skyler: I tried I tried to withhold it, you know? (45:13):
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Skyler: I try to keep it to myself. (45:14):
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Frito: Yeah, it's fair, but it's just radiating. (45:16):
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Sir Bellywiggle: I'm learning sleight of hand. (45:18):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Yeah. (45:20):
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Frito: Can I perform a dance for you? (45:20):
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Frito: That I created to woo those I'm attracted to. (45:22):
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Skyler: I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, I guess. (45:26):
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Skyler: Unless it gets inappropriate. (45:28):
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Skyler: We are in a public place. (45:31):
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Frito: How inappropriate. (45:32):
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Frito: This depends on you. (45:33):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Are we in the main entryway again? (45:34):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh. So are. (45:37):
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Sir Bellywiggle: But they're not as cute. (45:38):
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Skyler: Yeah, they were gone. (45:39):
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Skyler: You look over and you see that they're gone. (45:41):
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Frito: I lean over to work, I go, this (45:42):
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Frito: is some real undercover work (45:45):
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Frito: right here. (45:46):
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Frito: Watch and learn. (45:47):
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Skyler: Uh, I you know, I tell you, I hate to. (45:48):
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Skyler: What bother you little I rolled a yeah, thirty one for my (45:51):
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Skyler: sleight of hand. (45:57):
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Skyler: You. (45:58):
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Skyler: You unlocked the door. (45:58):
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Skyler: So what I'm doing. (46:00):
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Skyler: But you're holding it close to your dancing session. (46:01):
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Skyler: I know he loves his dancing, I whispered to her. (46:04):
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Skyler: Um, but these doors are unlocked. (46:07):
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Skyler: Do you mind if we look? (46:09):
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Skyler: Oh, and I, like, opened the door (46:13):
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Skyler: handle and just let it slide (46:15):
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Skyler: open. (46:17):
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Skyler: Like, naturally, we're like, it doesn't look like I opened. (46:17):
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Skyler: I just kind of like I opened it and I kind of like tap it. (46:19):
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Skyler: So like slowly opens to reveal the staircase. (46:22):
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Skyler: Sure. (46:25):
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Skyler: Mind if we look? (46:25):
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Skyler: She looks over and she sees that it's open. (46:28):
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Skyler: She looks inside, almost as if (46:31):
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Skyler: she had never even seen what's (46:32):
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Skyler: back there. (46:34):
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Skyler: She goes, oh, well, I don't have I'm not allowed back there. (46:35):
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Skyler: Upper management. (46:41):
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Skyler: But you only deserve to see up top. (46:43):
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Skyler: Oh, well, uh, I mean, I have (46:48):
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Skyler: always been a little bit curious (46:51):
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Skyler: what's upstairs? (46:53):
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Skyler: I mean, if we run into any bit of trouble. (46:54):
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Skyler: What? (46:57):
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Skyler: Come right back down. (46:57):
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Skyler: Oh, you can just say it's all my idea. (47:00):
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Skyler: After all, I am looking to talk. (47:02):
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Skyler: He's got rich. (47:04):
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Skyler: Oh, I suppose you said your (47:07):
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Skyler: friends with Doug Walker, are (47:08):
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Skyler: you? (47:10):
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Skyler: Well, pen pals rather. (47:11):
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Skyler: Pen pals. (47:13):
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Skyler: Well, I'm not from around here. (47:13):
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Skyler: I'm gonna be walking. (47:15):
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Skyler: You're walking. (47:16):
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Skyler: I'm talking. (47:17):
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Skyler: She's not going to give her a chance to stop me. (47:18):
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Skyler: I'm just gonna keep walking. (47:19):
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Skyler: She's following along just like her. (47:20):
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Skyler: I walked behind her, and I (47:22):
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Skyler: slowly just kind of closed the (47:23):
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Skyler: door. (47:25):
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Skyler: Smart, smart. (47:25):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys are inside, so it's it's weird. (47:27):
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Skyler: It's a strange room because it's sort of almost like a spire. (47:29):
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Skyler: And there's just the stairway that just goes up. (47:32):
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Skyler: Is it narrow or is it like a wider? (47:35):
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Skyler: It's actually a really wide stairway spiral or straight up. (47:37):
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Skyler: It's it goes up and then it (47:40):
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Skyler: curves around to the left as if (47:42):
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Skyler: this is a room above, uh, sort (47:44):
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Skyler: of where the teller booths and (47:46):
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Skyler: stuff are. (47:48):
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Skyler: Would she have any like pockets or anything on her? (47:48):
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Skyler: Potentially. (47:50):
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Skyler: Oh, definitely. (47:51):
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Skyler: Worthwhile. (47:53):
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Skyler: Like, I don't know, like keys to the place or anything like that. (47:53):
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Skyler: Well, she just told you that she (47:56):
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Skyler: doesn't even have access to this (47:58):
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Skyler: area. (47:59):
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Skyler: Keys. (47:59):
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Skyler: Maybe other places, or she might. (48:00):
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Skyler: I would like to do sleight of (48:02):
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Skyler: hand to see if I can find (48:03):
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Skyler: anything. (48:04):
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Skyler: Because he's walking her and I'm right behind her. (48:05):
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Skyler: I'm like, I'm like, if I get caught, she's like, oh, I just (48:08):
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Skyler: tripped, you know? (48:10):
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Skyler: Sure. (48:10):
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Skyler: But I got really good hands. (48:11):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah, go for it. (48:13):
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Skyler: Uh, I'm gonna use my second look. (48:16):
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Skyler: Well, uh, seventeen, seventeen. (48:21):
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Skyler: Um, I would say, uh, you you (48:24):
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Skyler: managed to reach into one of her (48:27):
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Skyler: pockets and you pull out a (48:28):
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Skyler: something familiar. (48:30):
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Skyler: It's an ID badge. (48:31):
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Skyler: Very much like the ones that you have. (48:33):
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Random Customer: Oh, man. (48:36):
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Skyler: These guys all found it. (48:37):
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Skyler: And we're like, oh, what are these? (48:38):
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Skyler: Are you would have had one of these like forever ago. (48:39):
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Skyler: Um, so you recognize this familiar. (48:41):
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Skyler: Everybody here typically has one of these IDs with sort of an (48:44):
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Skyler: inlaid gemstone in them. (48:49):
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Skyler: And you guys all found them on your new bodies when you first (48:50):
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Skyler: came to islanew those badges? (48:54):
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Skyler: So you find her badge and. (48:56):
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Random Customer: It. (49:00):
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Skyler: Is the stone is a magenta color and. (49:00):
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Skyler: And you know that they represent districts. (49:06):
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Skyler: It kind of kind of their ID badges. (49:09):
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Skyler: They're essentially ID badges and they have potentially access (49:12):
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Skyler: to get you into certain places. (49:16):
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Cameron: Go ahead and pocket that. (49:18):
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Skyler: Yep, yep. (49:19):
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Cameron: And my dearest, have you been working out well? (49:20):
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Skyler: Uh, it doesn't. (49:24):
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Skyler: This only last for a minute. (49:25):
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Skyler: An hour. (49:26):
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Skyler: Oh. Well, then. (49:28):
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Skyler: Okay, well, let's just keep going. (49:28):
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Cameron: If it was a minute, I'd be rushing this. (49:30):
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Cameron: Yes, yes, I have an hour after it's all over, they reckon. (49:32):
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Skyler: Yes, this is true. (49:35):
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Cameron: Uh, so I've got a time frame. (49:37):
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Cameron: I'm dancing between here. (49:40):
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Cameron: Sure, sure. (49:41):
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Cameron: We'll just kill it now. (49:42):
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Cameron: Well, so I like to imagine we walk to the top of the stairs. (49:43):
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Skyler: Yes. All right, so you walk to (49:48):
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Skyler: the top of the stairs and you (49:50):
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Skyler: arrive in a giant room that has (49:51):
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Skyler: a black and white tiles kind of (49:55):
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Skyler: inter whatever. (49:58):
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Skyler: Basically almost like a chessboard that just goes all (49:59):
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Skyler: the way to the end where you see an elevator door, which I guess (50:01):
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Skyler: is I'm gonna describe it that way for you guys, the players (50:06):
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Skyler: and those who are listening. (50:09):
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Cameron: It's just like a living room. (50:09):
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Skyler: Your characters have no idea what the heck an elevator door (50:11):
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Skyler: is, but it looks like a set of sort of narrow double doors. (50:13):
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Cameron: Rorik does. (50:16):
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Cameron: There was a drow castle we went (50:17):
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Cameron: to and they had an A lifting (50:19):
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Cameron: device. (50:21):
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Cameron: That's why we're seeing one of these before, actually. (50:21):
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Cameron: Okay, I'm just looking, like in the room, making sure there's (50:24):
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Cameron: nothing like it. (50:27):
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Cameron: Seems like a weird room. (50:28):
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Cameron: Okay. (50:29):
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Cameron: Yeah. (50:30):
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Cameron: I just want to make sure there's nothing. (50:30):
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Skyler: You're only like a perception check. (50:31):
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Cameron: Yeah, just. (50:32):
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Skyler: What'd you get? (50:35):
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Cameron: Uh, I got a nine. (50:35):
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Cameron: I mean, everything. (50:37):
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Skyler: In here seems very clean. (50:38):
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Cameron: Is it open? (50:40):
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Skyler: Like the whole room? (50:41):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's just a big open room. (50:43):
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Skyler: Everything in here seems very clean. (50:44):
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Skyler: It's very. (50:46):
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Skyler: In fact, it's very well polished, like somebody comes (50:47):
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Skyler: through here and and mops. (50:49):
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Skyler: This floor regularly is what you garnish. (50:51):
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Cameron: Okay. And so it just leads this room just leads to the elevator. (50:54):
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Cameron: All right. (50:59):
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Random Customer: Well, I say, well, look at this. (51:00):
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Random Customer: I guess there's a oh, I've never been up here before. (51:02):
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Random Customer: Let's go explore what that door leads to. (51:05):
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Random Customer: Lead the way. (51:08):
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Cameron: I walk over and does it just have a up a button to push? (51:09):
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Skyler: So you're heading towards the elevator? (51:12):
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Skyler: Okay. All right. (51:14):
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Skyler: You step on the first tile and as soon as both feet touch the (51:15):
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Skyler: tile, you feel yourself getting thrown backwards and you kind of (51:19):
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Skyler: like, hit and skid across the floor for a second. (51:24):
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Skyler: Whoa. (51:27):
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Cameron: What was that? (51:28):
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Cameron: I rolled a dexterity saving throw. (51:29):
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Cameron: They catch my stomach from the pillow flying out. (51:31):
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Cameron: Oh, okay. (51:34):
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Cameron: I hold on to my stomach. (51:35):
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Cameron: Yeah, yeah, a bit. (51:36):
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Speaker 19: Of a spot of bother there a bit. (51:38):
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Speaker 19: There seems to be a draft in here. (51:40):
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Random Customer: That was weird. (51:42):
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Random Customer: I've never seen anything like that before. (51:43):
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Random Customer: And I dust myself off, hit the old belly, and then I walk it up (51:45):
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Random Customer: and I go, oh, it appears this is a bit of a trap. (51:49):
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Random Customer: Traps won't trap. (51:53):
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Random Customer: Might be the wrong word. (51:55):
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Random Customer: A hindrance to stop anyone who's not allowed access to that door. (51:56):
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Random Customer: I'm starting to get a little bit (52:02):
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Random Customer: concerned that I shouldn't be up (52:04):
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Random Customer: here. (52:05):
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Random Customer: Well, it's okay as long seems dangerous. (52:06):
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Random Customer: We know the code. (52:10):
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Random Customer: Then we should be allowed up there. (52:11):
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Random Customer: I don't know the code. (52:14):
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Random Customer: I looked around to see if (52:16):
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Random Customer: there's anything that could give (52:17):
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Random Customer: the code. (52:19):
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Skyler: Um, the only thing other than the tiles is that I'd say maybe (52:19):
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Skyler: like a third of the way, and then two thirds of the way on (52:24):
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Skyler: either side of the room. (52:27):
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Skyler: There's just a column, just a (52:28):
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Skyler: plain column, um, on either (52:30):
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Skyler: side. (52:32):
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Skyler: So there's a total of four columns that essentially are (52:32):
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Skyler: holding this room up aside from the tiles on the floor. (52:34):
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Skyler: That's the only thing that you see. (52:36):
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Skyler: Um, otherwise it's very. (52:38):
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Random Customer: Plain. (52:40):
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Random Customer: Ah, the floor is the floor checkered. (52:40):
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Random Customer: So it's like constantly alternating. (52:42):
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Random Customer: Okay. (52:44):
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Random Customer: Oh, wait a second. (52:45):
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Random Customer: Also, the. (52:48):
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Skyler: Walls are are plain white, so (52:48):
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Skyler: it's not checkered throughout (52:51):
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Skyler: the entire room, so the walls (52:52):
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Skyler: and ceiling are just plain (52:54):
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Skyler: white. (52:55):
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Skyler: Um, there are lights up on the ceiling, but otherwise yeah, the (52:56):
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Skyler: floor itself is. (53:00):
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Random Customer: How far across to the other side where it's not checkered like. (53:01):
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Skyler: a hundred feet or so. (53:04):
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Random Customer: Eesh. That's really far away. (53:06):
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Random Customer: Yeah. Um, can I cast unseen servant in front of me? (53:08):
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Random Customer: Yes. (53:11):
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Random Customer: And I'm just gonna have it start (53:14):
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Random Customer: walking across to see if it (53:15):
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Random Customer: triggers the floor tiles as (53:17):
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Random Customer: well. (53:19):
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Skyler: Technically unseen servant doesn't list as like any kind of (53:20):
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Skyler: weight or really existing. (53:24):
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Skyler: It just has a string, a limited strength. (53:26):
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Skyler: Unseen servant is a strength of two. (53:31):
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Skyler: Unseen servant is able to walk across the floor up to the (53:34):
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Skyler: length of the spell, which I want to say might be sixty feet. (53:39):
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Random Customer: Sixty feet. (53:43):
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Random Customer: Yeah, he's over sixty feet. (53:43):
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Skyler: So he's able to go sixty feet. (53:45):
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Random Customer: Well, I don't know where he is. (53:46):
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Random Customer: Yeah. (53:47):
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Random Customer: What? (53:48):
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Random Customer: Can I see him? (53:48):
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Skyler: I don't think so, technically. (53:50):
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Skyler: But you. (53:51):
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Skyler: You know that he is following (53:52):
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Skyler: orders and you're not seeing (53:53):
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Skyler: anything. (53:55):
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Random Customer: But I don't see, like, the floor lighting up or anything. (53:56):
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Random Customer: Right. (53:58):
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Random Customer: Um, so he's sixty feet over there. (53:59):
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Random Customer: That's cool. (54:01):
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Random Customer: Um, don't really know what that's gonna do for me. (54:02):
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Random Customer: I. (54:05):
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Random Customer: Is there a look appear to be (54:07):
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Random Customer: like a lever or anything on (54:08):
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Random Customer: either side that might turn this (54:09):
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Random Customer: puzzle off? (54:11):
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Skyler: Uh. (54:12):
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Random Customer: No, no. Okay. Fair enough. (54:14):
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Random Customer: Except for a button to push for the door. (54:17):
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Random Customer: Right? (54:19):
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Random Customer: So there is a button to push for the door next to it. (54:20):
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Random Customer: Yeah. (54:22):
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Random Customer: Um, um. (54:23):
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Random Customer: Little sauce do you happen to have? (54:25):
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Random Customer: Sorry, Fredo, do you have do go well with the little sauce. (54:27):
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Random Customer: Yes they do. (54:32):
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Random Customer: Fredo, do you happen to have a flying. (54:33):
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Random Customer: Can you fly? (54:37):
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Random Customer: No. (54:38):
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Random Customer: Oh. Well, it appears that we've hit a bit of a standstill here. (54:39):
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Random Customer: I should say so. (54:48):
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Random Customer: HMM. (54:49):
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Random Customer: Should we? (54:50):
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Random Customer: Uh, this is the only other place this place goes. (54:51):
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Random Customer: That's all I saw. (54:56):
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Random Customer: Yeah, this this is the top of the stairs. (54:57):
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Random Customer: So there's your office area. (54:59):
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Skyler: Yep. On the other. (55:01):
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Random Customer: Side, the staircase that's behind this door. (55:02):
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Random Customer: And then there's the basement (55:05):
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Random Customer: where all the packages and stuff (55:06):
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Random Customer: are. (55:08):
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Random Customer: How'd you know about that? (55:08):
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Random Customer: Well, that's where I saw him send, receive and send them from (55:09):
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Random Customer: the front desk. (55:13):
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Random Customer: Oh, well, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. (55:14):
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Random Customer: That's quite a that's quite an assumption, but yeah. (55:23):
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Random Customer: Fair enough. (55:25):
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Random Customer: Uh, I could have been totally (55:26):
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Random Customer: wrong, but you just gave me the (55:28):
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Random Customer: answer. (55:30):
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Random Customer: Oh, sure. (55:30):
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Random Customer: Yeah, of course. (55:31):
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Random Customer: We got to store the stuff somewhere. (55:32):
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Random Customer: So those are all the schematics, so. (55:34):
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Skyler: Seems like we've really fully toured this place. (55:40):
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Skyler: Yeah, we got the full tour. (55:43):
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Skyler: And this is more tour than I've seen. (55:45):
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Skyler: Well, look at that. (55:47):
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Skyler: So we all learned something today. (55:48):
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Skyler: Indeed. (55:50):
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Skyler: The only thing is we didn't meet Miss Walker. (55:50):
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Skyler: Like I said, she's a busy woman. (55:54):
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Skyler: MM. True. (55:56):
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Skyler: Can I step on another tile? (55:57):
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Skyler: Go for it. (55:59):
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Skyler: A black one, nothing happens. (56:00):
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Skyler: Um. Nothing happened. (56:02):
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Skyler: So am I assuming each tiles. (56:04):
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Skyler: How big is each tile? (56:06):
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Skyler: Uh, probably two, two by two. (56:07):
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Skyler: Two by two. (56:11):
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Skyler: I'm gonna have to step on, like, (56:12):
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Skyler: fifty of them to get across this (56:14):
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Skyler: road. (56:16):
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Skyler: It's one hundred and twenty, so you'd have to step on like, (56:16):
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Skyler: let's say it's about one hundred and twenty feet across. (56:18):
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Skyler: It's you'd have to step up sixty tiles. (56:20):
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Skyler: That's not happening. (56:23):
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Skyler: And not to not to give any hints (56:24):
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Skyler: away, but I'm over here just (56:25):
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Skyler: rolling. (56:26):
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Skyler: I know. (56:27):
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Skyler: For each tile. (56:28):
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Skyler: So I know you got fifty nine more to go. (56:29):
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Skyler: I know there's a solution, but I. (56:31):
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Quinn: Would like to step on the one he's on. (56:33):
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Cameron: No, there's no room. (56:35):
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Skyler: Fredo. Yeah. Oh, no. He's. He's (56:37):
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Skyler: a big guy on the one next to (56:38):
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Skyler: him. (56:40):
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Skyler: Yeah, you get thrown backwards. (56:43):
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Skyler: No. Just like he did before. (56:44):
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Quinn: Any damage? (56:45):
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Quinn: I'd like to step on the one two over for him. (56:47):
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Skyler: You are thrown to the left wall, and you slam into it and take (56:52):
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Skyler: eight points of damage. (57:00):
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Skyler: And then as you slam against it and hit the ground, the tile (57:03):
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Skyler: below you activates and throws you backwards to the start. (57:08):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh my gosh, are you okay? (57:13):
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Sir Bellywiggle: No. I need some rubbing on my back. (57:16):
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Sir Bellywiggle: It hurts. (57:19):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Well, I'm not really qualified for that, so, uh, you should go (57:20):
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Sir Bellywiggle: find a medical professional. (57:24):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Perhaps a masseuse. (57:25):
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Quinn: I step on the fourth one. (57:27):
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Quinn: Nothing happens except for the head. (57:29):
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Sir Bellywiggle: You're gonna get yourself out, Fredo. (57:34):
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Skyler: You get thrown to the left wall and take he points of damage. (57:38):
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Skyler: This is insane. (57:42):
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Skyler: Fredo, you should stop before you hurt yourself. (57:43):
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Skyler: No, I'm not gonna do it no more. (57:47):
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Skyler: If you die on duty, you'll be the third one this week. (57:51):
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Skyler: Hey, I can't, I can't no more. (57:55):
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Skyler: And I'm bleeding all over you. (57:58):
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Skyler: Got you. (58:01):
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Skyler: You have things in you that are probably broken right now. (58:01):
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Skyler: I turn around and I step off my towel. (58:04):
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Skyler: I'm walking back. (58:06):
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Skyler: Keep me. (58:08):
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Skyler: Can you tell me how you did this to yourself, Fredo? (58:08):
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Skyler: Tell me. (58:14):
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Skyler: I'll try one more time. (58:14):
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Skyler: No, no. That'll get you killed, Fredo. (58:16):
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Quinn: You owe me. (58:19):
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Quinn: I'll try one more time. (58:20):
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Quinn: No, wait. (58:21):
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Quinn: I think it's best we leave now, Fredo. (58:21):
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Quinn: One more time. (58:25):
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Quinn: No more. (58:27):
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Quinn: How do we get to the basement? (58:27):
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Skyler: I go and step on the knob. (58:29):
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Skyler: Do you still want another one? (58:33):
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Skyler: No. Well, how do we get to the basement? (58:39):
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Skyler: Uh, to get to the basement? (58:42):
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Skyler: Uh. I'm not, uh. (58:43):
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Skyler: You have to go through the the elevator. (58:46):
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Skyler: Yeah, behind the teller counter. (58:49):
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Skyler: Oh. Well, let's go there, then. (58:50):
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Skyler: Uh. Full tour. (58:52):
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Skyler: How do we get across this room? (58:57):
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Skyler: I don't know, I've never even been. (58:58):
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Skyler: I've never even seen the store. (59:00):
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Skyler: No, not after what I saw you guys. (59:01):
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Skyler: We don't want to take a step out. (59:04):
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Skyler: Uh, Roarke knows fully, knowing that if she gets damaged, the (59:06):
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Skyler: spell will end. (59:08):
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Skyler: Um, so she takes you guys downstairs, and she, uh, goes (59:10):
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Skyler: behind the teller counter. (59:14):
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Skyler: And by this point, Friedman is there. (59:16):
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Skyler: He's got a basic package crate sitting there, and, uh, he sees (59:18):
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Skyler: her and he goes, oh, Meredith. (59:23):
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Duskwalker Employee: Uh, I was, I just, I have this, uh, basic package. (59:25):
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Duskwalker Employee: Have you seen by chance a, uh, (59:28):
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Duskwalker Employee: kenku and a, uh, I believe a (59:30):
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Duskwalker Employee: cobalt. (59:34):
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Duskwalker Employee: They were here a minute ago. (59:34):
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Duskwalker Employee: They asked for this particular. (59:35):
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Duskwalker Employee: Oh, yes, Mr. Belly wiggle. (59:37):
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Duskwalker Employee: Yes. (59:39):
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Skyler: Yes, sir. (59:40):
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Duskwalker Employee: Oh. Sorry, sir. (59:41):
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Duskwalker Employee: Belly wiggle. (59:43):
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Duskwalker Employee: Yeah. Esquire. Yes. Uh, hello. (59:45):
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Skyler: She's giving us a tour, and now (59:48):
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Skyler: she's gonna show us the basement (59:50):
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Skyler: tour. (59:52):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Oh, Meredith. Is that allowed? (59:52):
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Sir Bellywiggle: And she says, well. (59:54):
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Skyler: These guys were very convincing, if you know what I mean. (59:56):
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Skyler: We bribed her. (01:00:00):
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Skyler: Well, well, and he puts his fingers, he puts his fingers in (01:00:02):
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Skyler: his ears, and he says, la la la. (01:00:06):
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Skyler: I didn't hear. (01:00:08):
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Duskwalker Employee: Any of this. (01:00:08):
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Skyler: Uh, anyway, I flick him a call. (01:00:09):
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Duskwalker Employee: Uh, is there, uh, for this tour? (01:00:12):
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Duskwalker Employee: Uh, do you need any help from me? (01:00:15):
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Skyler: And she said, oh, no, actually, we're, uh, headed down to the (01:00:16):
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Skyler: storage, uh, to show them. (01:00:20):
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Skyler: Have you ever been up stairs? (01:00:22):
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Duskwalker Employee: Uh, no, I I'm certainly not. (01:00:24):
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Duskwalker Employee: I've not been allowed upstairs. (01:00:27):
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Duskwalker Employee: Oh. (01:00:29):
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Skyler: Okay. Hey, can I take those hats? (01:00:30):
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Skyler: Those were my other associates. (01:00:33):
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Skyler: Uh, they do need to be paid for but purchased. (01:00:35):
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Skyler: Pay on the way out. (01:00:39):
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Skyler: I just don't want anyone else to take. (01:00:40):
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Skyler: Oh no. I won't let anyone take them. (01:00:42):
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Skyler: I'll hold on to him right here. (01:00:44):
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Skyler: They were. (01:00:45):
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Skyler: Are they? (01:00:46):
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Skyler: I will consider them having your name on it, sir. (01:00:46):
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Skyler: Belly wiggle. (01:00:49):
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Skyler: Esquire. (01:00:50):
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Skyler: Perfect. (01:00:50):
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Skyler: And I start walking down the stairs. (01:00:51):
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Skyler: Oh, you guys are already. (01:00:54):
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Skyler: Oh, sorry. (01:00:55):
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Skyler: I wait to go down to the basement. (01:00:56):
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Skyler: Yes. (01:00:58):
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Skyler: She leads you over and she says, oh, well, uh, uh, there's only (01:00:58):
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Skyler: gonna be one at a time on these. (01:01:01):
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Skyler: Uh, but we do have three separate stations, so, uh, just (01:01:03):
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Skyler: stand right there. (01:01:06):
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Skyler: Yep. (01:01:07):
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Skyler: Okay. (01:01:08):
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Skyler: And they're. (01:01:08):
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Skyler: Oh. Oh, it's a tight fit. (01:01:09):
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Skyler: Yeah. (01:01:11):
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Skyler: And just press the the five. (01:01:12):
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Skyler: There's multiple numbers. (01:01:16):
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Skyler: What are the numbers range from, uh, one through zero. (01:01:18):
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Skyler: So one through ten technically. (01:01:23):
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Skyler: MM. But just to clarify here, it's, it's one of those like old (01:01:26):
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Skyler: pole dial phones. (01:01:31):
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Skyler: So you would put. (01:01:33):
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Skyler: Yes. (01:01:34):
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Skyler: Thank you. (01:01:34):
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Skyler: A rotary phone? (01:01:35):
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Skyler: Yes. (01:01:35):
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Skyler: So you put your finger in the (01:01:35):
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Skyler: number, then you pull it down, (01:01:36):
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Skyler: and then that's the number you (01:01:38):
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Skyler: dialed. (01:01:40):
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Skyler: Is there a sign that says what each number represents? (01:01:40):
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Skyler: Um, no. Because the only one that has the feature of a button (01:01:44):
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Skyler: is the five. (01:01:48):
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Skyler: Like you can press the five. (01:01:49):
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Skyler: Oh, well, all the other ones would be manual. (01:01:52):
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Skyler: Well, they're just numbers. (01:01:55):
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Skyler: I'm gonna push five then. (01:01:56):
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Skyler: You push five, you feel the floor underneath you open up. (01:01:57):
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Skyler: As much as I would love to do a bit where you get stuck or (01:02:00):
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Skyler: bypass that, I'm not that big. (01:02:04):
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Skyler: We've already established that an entire CEO package can go up (01:02:05):
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Skyler: and down these things. (01:02:09):
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Skyler: So it has to be fairly large. (01:02:10):
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Skyler: Um little sauce. (01:02:12):
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Skyler: Are you doing the same? (01:02:13):
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Skyler: I am smaller than one thousand two hundred hats. (01:02:14):
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Skyler: Yes. (01:02:16):
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Skyler: Little sauce. (01:02:17):
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Skyler: Are you doing the same? (01:02:18):
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Skyler: Yeah, I'm just strolling with him. (01:02:19):
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Skyler: So you pushed your five. (01:02:20):
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Skyler: You go down as soon as Meredith sees you both push a five, she (01:02:22):
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Skyler: pushes five, she goes down. (01:02:24):
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Skyler: So you all. (01:02:26):
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Skyler: Pop pop pop. Um, pop out the bottom. (01:02:26):
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Skyler: You guys are inside of the big basement storage area. (01:02:29):
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Sir Bellywiggle: Excellent. (01:02:33):
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Merideth: Oh yeah. (01:02:34):
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Merideth: So as you can see, this is where (01:02:35):
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Merideth: we store all of the packages for (01:02:36):
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Merideth: the fat caps and hats, uh, (01:02:38):
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Merideth: business. (01:02:40):
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Merideth: Uh, you can see over here, we (01:02:41):
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Merideth: have a whole stock of the basic (01:02:43):
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Merideth: packages. (01:02:45):
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Merideth: Uh, what is the CEO package? (01:02:45):
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Merideth: Oh, yes. (01:02:47):
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Merideth: The CEO packages are right over. (01:02:48):
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Skyler: Here and she takes you over. (01:02:50):
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Skyler: She shows you these very large packages. (01:02:51):
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Merideth: Anyways, so, uh, these, uh, yes. (01:02:54):
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Merideth: So these are the, the packages (01:02:56):
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Merideth: anyway, uh, so I'll be taking (01:02:58):
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Merideth: one. (01:03:00):
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Merideth: Oh, you have one upstairs. (01:03:01):
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Merideth: Oh, no, a CEO. (01:03:03):
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Merideth: Oh, sorry. (01:03:04):
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Merideth: We can only sell the CEO packages to somebody that is (01:03:05):
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Merideth: sold, not sold. (01:03:09):
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Frito: And I will dance for merchandise. (01:03:10):
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Frito: I will dance for her. (01:03:15):
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Frito: You just stop trying to dance. (01:03:16):
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Frito: I'm gonna try and dance, but I'm gonna roll a disadvantage (01:03:18):
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Frito: because I'm, like, incredibly injured just to distract her. (01:03:21):
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Frito: Like I'm convinced my dancing will work. (01:03:25):
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Skyler: Okay. I feel like you're just desperate to do the dance. (01:03:27):
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Skyler: He's gonna kill over at disadvantage. (01:03:30):
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Frito: Yeah. (01:03:32):
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Skyler: What did you get? (01:03:32):
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Frito: Fifteen plus performance. (01:03:33):
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Frito: Sixteen. (01:03:36):
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Skyler: Okay. With your broken bones, you're able to do. (01:03:37):
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Skyler: You did. (01:03:39):
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Frito: A. (01:03:40):
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Skyler: Pop lock. (01:03:40):
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Skyler: Yeah. You're doing the most (01:03:41):
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Skyler: enticing, like pop lock sort of (01:03:42):
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Skyler: thing. (01:03:44):
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Skyler: Weird thing. (01:03:45):
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Skyler: Uh, there's a lot of, like, serpentine moves, and I was. (01:03:46):
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Frito: Like, pulling in, like, get one, get one. (01:03:49):
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Skyler: It's really disturbing to watch, but she is pretty enticed. (01:03:51):
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Skyler: She's impressed that you're able to dance. (01:03:54):
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Frito: Boxes are massive, aren't they? (01:03:56):
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Skyler: Yeah, they're pretty big. (01:03:57):
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Frito: I don't know how you expect me to pickpocket one. (01:03:58):
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Frito: Oh, wait, I have a bag of holding. (01:04:01):
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Frito: Oh, my word. (01:04:02):
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Skyler: I don't think you can fit this in the. (01:04:03):
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Skyler: You couldn't open it up. (01:04:05):
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Frito: Can I open and dump it? (01:04:07):
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Skyler: Okay. How are you opening this package? (01:04:08):
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Skyler: This. (01:04:10):
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Skyler: This crate. (01:04:10):
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Skyler: I have a dagger. (01:04:11):
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Skyler: It's good. (01:04:14):
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Skyler: Crate. (01:04:14):
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Skyler: It's a crate, a wooden crate. (01:04:15):
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Frito: I open theirs. (01:04:17):
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Skyler: They brought it outside, and (01:04:18):
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Skyler: Kaito popped it open with his (01:04:20):
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Skyler: glaive. (01:04:22):
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Skyler: I'm just gonna pop. (01:04:23):
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Frito: It. (01:04:26):
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Skyler: Open. Well, she's distracting. (01:04:26):
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Skyler: I'm gonna use my crowbar. (01:04:28):
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Skyler: Oh, do you have a crowbar? (01:04:30):
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Skyler: And I hammer it with my hammer and it pops open, right? (01:04:32):
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Skyler: I mean, you're distracting is distracting, but also, like, (01:04:37):
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Skyler: that's a lot of noise. (01:04:39):
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Skyler: Oh, no. Very much. (01:04:40):
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Skyler: If she sees us, she looks over and she sees it, and she's like, (01:04:42):
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Skyler: look at me. (01:04:44):
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Skyler: I started doing the bang. (01:04:46):
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Skyler: I mean, here's the thing. (01:04:49):
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Skyler: You can jump between, but at the end of the day, I think she's (01:04:51):
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Skyler: gonna be like, what is going on over there one way or another? (01:04:53):
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Merideth: Uh, excuse me. (01:04:57):
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Merideth: Uh, Mr., uh, sir? (01:04:58):
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Merideth: Uh, Billy wiggle. (01:05:00):
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Merideth: Uh, yes, I, I really can't have you in that CEO package. (01:05:00):
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Merideth: Oh, I'm just looking what one looks like, and I open it up to (01:05:05):
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Merideth: see what's inside. (01:05:09):
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Skyler: Uh, it's just a whole bunch of hats and the thing. (01:05:10):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (01:05:13):
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Skyler: You see the thing stuck to the top? (01:05:14):
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Skyler: That's true. (01:05:15):
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Merideth: Oh, look at all these hats. (01:05:16):
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Merideth: Let me see if any Pembroke exclusives are in here. (01:05:18):
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Merideth: And I'm going to go fishing, but I'm gonna stand in front of it. (01:05:21):
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Skyler: So I'm blocking it all. (01:05:25):
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Skyler: And I'm going to look like with one. (01:05:26):
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Skyler: I'm going to look like I'm like throwing hats behind me. (01:05:27):
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Skyler: Then I'm gonna grab the invitation and pocket it with (01:05:31):
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Skyler: sleight of hand while I'm throwing hats out. (01:05:35):
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Skyler: It's like an emotion. (01:05:37):
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Skyler: Basically. (01:05:38):
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Skyler: I grab an emotion. (01:05:38):
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Skyler: Okay, but I'm like in front of (01:05:40):
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Skyler: it, so they can't really see it, (01:05:41):
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Skyler: right? (01:05:42):
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Skyler: I imagine this creates as big as me. (01:05:43):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty big. (01:05:45):
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Skyler: Okay, so you pocket this invitation while you're sort of (01:05:52):
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Skyler: throwing these hats all over the place and she's going, oh, you (01:05:56):
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Skyler: gotta be careful with the. (01:05:59):
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Skyler: And then and then from behind (01:06:01):
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Skyler: you guys, you hear a voice that (01:06:03):
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Skyler: says. (01:06:05):
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Dino: Oh, what's going on over here? (01:06:06):
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Dino: It's a big ol mess of hats. (01:06:08):
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Dino: And you turn around. (01:06:11):
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Skyler: And it's Dino from the Rock Bottoms Club. (01:06:12):
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