Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 38 - Enter the Architect - Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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JarJim: Hello, weary traveler. (00:10):
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JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic (00:12):
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JarJim: must have brought you here, but (00:14):
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JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of (00:15):
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JarJim: my creation. (00:17):
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JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory, and most (00:19):
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JarJim: importantly, lots of gold. (00:22):
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JarJim: I call it Islanew. (00:25):
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JarJim: Who am I? (00:28):
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JarJim: You might ask? (00:28):
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JarJim: The name is Jade and I'm the patron deity of gambling. (00:30):
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JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them (00:34):
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JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a (00:39):
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JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank. (00:42):
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JarJim: So I filled them in myself. (00:47):
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JarJim: I send them to this pocket dimension, into the city I had (00:49):
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JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to. (00:53):
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JarJim: Can these fools passed my test? (00:57):
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JarJim: Or will they be trapped here forever? (01:00):
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JarJim: So experience my world of trials (01:02):
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JarJim: and tribulations and join (01:05):
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JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful (01:07):
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JarJim: people. (01:09):
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JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Islanew. (01:10):
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Skyler: Welcome back everybody to (01:16):
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Skyler: another episode of Criminals of (01:17):
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Skyler: Island Numis. (01:18):
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Skyler: We are on episode thirty eight. (01:19):
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Skyler: Uh, I'll quickly introduce our (01:21):
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Skyler: players with their characters, (01:22):
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Skyler: and we'll jump back into the (01:23):
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Skyler: action where we left things off (01:24):
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Skyler: last time. (01:26):
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Skyler: So to my right, we've got Dave who's playing Marky. (01:26):
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Skyler: We've got Fatty Lumpkins who is playing Kato. (01:29):
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Skyler: We've got Jackson who is playing Dez. (01:33):
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Skyler: We've got Cameron who plays Roric. (01:36):
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Skyler: And last but not least, we have Quinn playing Lil Source. (01:38):
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Skyler: Now I know you guys are excited with the cliffhanger we left (01:41):
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Skyler: things off on last time, so we'll jump right back into the (01:44):
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Skyler: action of Criminals of Islanew. (01:46):
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Skyler: All right, where we left off, a group of. (01:55):
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Skyler: All of you had inevitably gone into dusk. (01:57):
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Skyler: Walker Industries with the invitation of the Fat Caps and (02:00):
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Skyler: Hats MLM business model that you guys were going to pretend to (02:03):
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Skyler: invest in, but otherwise try to get some details on the (02:08):
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Skyler: Alexandria Dusk Walker and the hats, which, you know, some of (02:10):
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Skyler: which have euphoria inside of them because of what you did (02:13):
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Skyler: back at the factory. (02:16):
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Skyler: With that being said, uh, the (02:18):
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Skyler: team of DSS and Kaito were able (02:20):
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Skyler: to distract, slash infiltrate (02:24):
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Skyler: the storage room downstairs and (02:26):
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Skyler: got Ahold of an entire CEO (02:28):
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Skyler: package, which included one (02:30):
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Skyler: thousand two hundred and fifty (02:32):
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Skyler: different fat caps and hats of (02:33):
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Skyler: various colors and styles, fifty (02:36):
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Skyler: of which having bottles of (02:38):
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Skyler: euphoria or small vials of (02:39):
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Skyler: euphoria hidden inside of the (02:41):
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Skyler: seams. (02:42):
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Skyler: Additionally, it came with a (02:43):
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Skyler: golden invitation to the big (02:44):
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Skyler: party that was exclusive only to (02:47):
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Skyler: the prestige sellers who were (02:49):
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Skyler: able to get their hands on the (02:50):
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Skyler: CEO packages for this brand new (02:52):
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Skyler: business model. (02:54):
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Skyler: With that being said, the marquee was outside. (02:55):
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Skyler: He was a team all of his own. (02:58):
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Skyler: And then finally, we had the (03:01):
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Skyler: team of Rurik and Lil Soares, (03:02):
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Skyler: who are currently disguised as (03:04):
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Skyler: sir because Gaston Belly Wiggle, (03:07):
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Skyler: Esquire, Esquire and his (03:12):
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Skyler: bodyguard slash financial (03:14):
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Skyler: advisor Fredo, and they have (03:16):
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Skyler: been getting a tour from the (03:19):
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Skyler: Charmed office manager or floor (03:21):
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Skyler: manager. (03:24):
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Skyler: Technically Meredith, and currently are in the basement (03:24):
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Skyler: where the storage facility is, and they are opening up their (03:28):
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Skyler: own CEO package, which Roarke has snagged the invitation on, (03:31):
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Skyler: and they have just been greeted by their old friend from the (03:36):
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Skyler: Rock Bottoms Club. (03:38):
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Skyler: Dino. (03:39):
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Dino: Ah! (03:41):
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Dino: What's going on here? (03:42):
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Dino: Oh, this is a whole big mess. (03:43):
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Dino: Why are you guys throwing hats everywhere? (03:46):
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Skyler: Dino. (03:49):
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Dino: What are you. (03:50):
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Dino: I know you guys. (03:51):
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Dino: Are you. (03:52):
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Rorick: How are you? (03:54):
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Dino: I'm good. (03:54):
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Dino: How are you doing? (03:55):
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Rorick: Oh, great. (03:56):
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Dino: Oh, that's wonderful to hear. (03:57):
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Rorick: There's a big old mess of hats. (03:59):
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Dino: I see that. (04:00):
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Dino: Who's this guy? (04:02):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: The name's Gaston. (04:03):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Belly wiggle. (04:05):
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Dino: Oh, jeez. (04:06):
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Dino: Nice to meet you. (04:06):
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Dino: Why are you making a big mess with the hats? (04:08):
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Rorick: He's a little bit messy. (04:11):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I'm looking for a Pembroke exclusive. (04:12):
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Dino: Hats are cool. (04:15):
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Rorick: We'll put them all back, I promise. (04:19):
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Dino: I appreciate that, because then I'll get in trouble if you don't (04:21):
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Dino: and I don't. (04:24):
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Rorick: Get in trouble. (04:25):
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Dino: Okay. (04:26):
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Rorick: I don't want to get in trouble. (04:26):
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Rorick: I love you. (04:28):
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Dino: I love you too, buddy. (04:28):
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Rorick: Okay. We'll see you later, buddy. (04:30):
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Dino: Oh. All right. (04:31):
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Dino: Okay. Bye bye. (04:33):
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Skyler: And he he heads off into deeper into the storage facility. (04:35):
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Merideth: I wave bye to him. (04:41):
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Merideth: Okay. And then I go back to the hats. (04:42):
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Merideth: Okay. (04:44):
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Merideth: Can I just start tossing some in my bag of holding while I'm (04:45):
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Merideth: still tossing some behind me? (04:48):
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Skyler: Alright, I'll say that you're (04:49):
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Skyler: able to kind of drop some off (04:50):
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Skyler: the side. (04:52):
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Rorick: You set. (04:53):
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Skyler: Your. (04:53):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Bag, just took my bag of holding and just flipped it and just (04:53):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: went down with it. (04:57):
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Skyler: Uh, you could do that. (04:58):
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Skyler: But Meredith is definitely watching right now. (04:59):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh. That's fine. (05:02):
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Skyler: Okay, you do this and she goes, oh. (05:03):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I don't think you guys are. (05:06):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Are you taking hats right now? (05:07):
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Rorick: Oh absolutely not. (05:09):
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Rorick: No, no, no, I'm just looking. (05:10):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: It kind of feels like you're taking hats right now. (05:12):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: No. (05:14):
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Rorick: What did we do that to you, my sweet Meredith? (05:15):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I mean, I guess. (05:18):
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Dino: I don't. (05:18):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Know, because it kind of feels like you're doing it right now. (05:19):
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Rorick: Kind of feels like it, but we aren't. (05:21):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Look, look, look. (05:23):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: We're friends. (05:24):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah. (05:25):
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Merideth: Long time. (05:25):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Alright. (05:26):
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Skyler: Yeah. For, like, the last like fifteen minutes. (05:27):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Yeah. And like, you guys wouldn't do that to me, right? (05:29):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: You guys wouldn't steal hats that. (05:32):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I'm done. (05:34):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh. Oh, you guys are ready to head back up. (05:35):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: No, I just wanted to see inside of here. (05:38):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, yeah. (05:41):
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Rorick: See if it's worth his investment. (05:41):
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Dino: Oh, sure. (05:43):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Sure. That makes sense. (05:44):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Well, because this is what you're working. (05:45):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: This is what you're working for, right? (05:48):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: So I just wanted to, you know, see what all of these hard (05:51):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: earned workers are working for. (05:56):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: We could have busted open the basic package upstairs. (05:57):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: No no no no no. You see, I know (06:00):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: what's gonna be in the basic (06:02):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: package. (06:04):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I wanted to know what was in this package. (06:04):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: You know what you're working towards? (06:07):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: You want to see, like, the end goal? (06:10):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Because Friedman promised a more (06:11):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: embroidered hats, more quantity (06:14):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: hats. (06:16):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Uh, x, y z. Right? (06:17):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Which I knew it wasn't going to be in the basic, so I just (06:19):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: wanted to see. (06:21):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: That's all. (06:22):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, okay. (06:22):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I'll put these. (06:23):
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Merideth: And then he goes and grabs all the loose hats and he just kind (06:24):
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Merideth: of loosely tosses them in. (06:26):
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Skyler: Um, roughly how many. (06:28):
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Merideth: Hats did I get when I threw it? (06:29):
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Merideth: Because like, I figured I didn't get that many. (06:31):
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Merideth: Probably like around like three hundred, four hundred, but like (06:33):
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Merideth: I've compared to a thousand. (06:36):
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Merideth: And if they're all bunched up, (06:38):
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Merideth: she probably wouldn't notice (06:39):
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Merideth: that. (06:40):
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Merideth: Like, you know, like a couple hundred were missing out of a (06:40):
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Merideth: thousand, you know? (06:43):
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Skyler: Uh, we'll say one hundred and forty two. (06:44):
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Dino: How many of. (06:47):
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Rorick: Those were periwinkle? (06:47):
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Skyler: Oh six. (06:48):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: How many. (06:50):
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Skyler: Hats? (06:50):
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Skyler: One hundred and forty two. (06:51):
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Skyler: Total. (06:52):
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Skyler: Six. (06:53):
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Skyler: Perry. (06:54):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Got it. (06:54):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Now, how many had euphoria in them? (06:56):
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Skyler: Ooh, that's a also. (06:59):
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Skyler: Okay, so there's one hundred and forty two. (07:00):
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Skyler: Chances are not out out of the seven thousand. (07:03):
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Skyler: That's pretty good. (07:08):
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Skyler: That is actually pretty good. (07:09):
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Skyler: All right. (07:10):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I got all that information down. (07:11):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay. (07:12):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: That's really the only difference between all these. (07:13):
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Skyler: Right? (07:15):
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Skyler: Right. (07:15):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: So I did that and I randomly and (07:15):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I just tossed all the other ones (07:17):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: in. (07:18):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I didn't even grab them all. (07:18):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I just kind of tossed ten in and (07:19):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: then just went, all right, I (07:22):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: think I've got a good tour of (07:24):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: the basement. (07:25):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: All right, let's head back upstairs and we can get you (07:26):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: signed up above CEO. (07:28):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I don't think so. (07:30):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay, that's the top. (07:31):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Okay. (07:32):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: I was just curious. (07:32):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: And they only have hats down here, right? (07:34):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, packages, I mean. (07:36):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Nothing else. (07:38):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: Oh, no. (07:40):
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Skyler: Uh, we. (07:40):
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Gaston Bellywiggle: The. Well. (07:41):
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Skyler: No, there's other investment opportunities, but they don't (07:43):
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Skyler: really take facility storage stuff and the stuff. (07:46):
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Skyler: The stuff for the other. (07:49):
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Skyler: The beauty product stuff. (07:50):
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Skyler: That's a that's a whole different facility. (07:52):
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Skyler: Eternal radiance. (07:54):
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Skyler: But that's that's all. (07:55):
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Skyler: I'm sure you don't want to get in on that. (07:56):
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Skyler: You'd be getting in. (07:58):
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Skyler: So it's been around for a while now. (07:59):
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Rorick: No it's fine, it's fine. (08:02):
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Rorick: I. My tour is concluded. (08:03):
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Skyler: Fantastic. (08:06):
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Skyler: Let's head on upstairs and take (08:06):
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Skyler: you guys back over to the little (08:08):
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Skyler: elevator things. (08:09):
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Skyler: Y'all popping back up? (08:10):
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Skyler: Yep. (08:11):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (08:12):
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Skyler: You guys go back upstairs. (08:13):
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Skyler: You're back up at the top. (08:14):
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Skyler: Friedman's there. (08:15):
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Skyler: Um, the other coworkers there. (08:16):
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Skyler: I think at this point, there's probably a couple more people (08:17):
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Skyler: that have come in at this point, uh, as potential investors. (08:20):
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Skyler: And so she leads you back around. (08:23):
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Skyler: She gestures for you guys to go (08:25):
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Skyler: to the front of the teller booth (08:26):
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Skyler: and she says, so, uh, can I put (08:28):
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Skyler: you guys down for this here (08:31):
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Skyler: basic package? (08:32):
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Skyler: It's got your how much is it? (08:33):
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Skyler: Two hundred and fifty gold pieces. (08:34):
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Rorick: Nah. (08:36):
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Skyler: Oh, hey, are you sure? (08:38):
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Rorick: Pass. (08:41):
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Skyler: Oh, wow. (08:43):
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Skyler: I just I thought that we had a whole connection and everything. (08:44):
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Rorick: And you know what? (08:49):
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Rorick: I'll give you twenty gold. (08:50):
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Skyler: Oh, a tip for the tour? (08:52):
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Rorick: Yeah. (08:54):
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Skyler: Wow. I should put this on my resume. (08:55):
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Skyler: Yeah. (08:58):
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Skyler: Great. (08:59):
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Skyler: Not that I'm planning on leaving, but. (09:00):
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Skyler: Oh. All right, I'll give you. (09:01):
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Rorick: So the make up for the fact I'm (09:03):
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Rorick: not gonna purchase a basic (09:05):
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Rorick: package today because, well, (09:07):
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Rorick: let's face it, I'm leaving in a (09:09):
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Rorick: week. (09:12):
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Rorick: So he's leaving with his money? (09:13):
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Rorick: I just was looking to invest in the business as a whole, and I (09:15):
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Rorick: just wanted to see how it's ran. (09:19):
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Skyler: Oh, yeah. (09:20):
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Skyler: Sorry. (09:21):
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Skyler: I don't know if. (09:22):
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Rorick: I'm not gonna be able to do this. (09:22):
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Rorick: Ground floor sales. (09:23):
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Skyler: Oh, sure. (09:25):
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Skyler: That makes sense. (09:26):
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Rorick: Because I'm leaving. (09:27):
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Skyler: Okay. (09:28):
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Rorick: That's that's one purchase. (09:28):
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Skyler: Hey, it was really great to hang out with you guys. (09:30):
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Rorick: Yeah. (09:32):
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Skyler: You're wonderful. Yeah. Thank you. (09:32):
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Skyler: You guys too. (09:33):
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Rorick: Hopefully I can catch dusk walking next time. (09:34):
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Skyler: Oh. Next time? (09:37):
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Skyler: Yeah. Of course. (09:37):
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Skyler: Uh, have a wonderful, wonderful day. (09:38):
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Skyler: I walk out. (09:40):
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Skyler: All right, you guys head out. (09:41):
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Skyler: All right, you guys head out, (09:42):
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Skyler: and you see the rest of the gang (09:43):
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Skyler: over by. (09:44):
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Skyler: And I just collapsed. (09:45):
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Skyler: You just collapsed right in (09:47):
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Skyler: front of the rest of the gang (09:49):
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Skyler: over somebody. (09:50):
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Skyler: Hey. (09:51):
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Skyler: So dramatic. (09:51):
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Skyler: Blood everywhere. (09:54):
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Skyler: So somebody carry me. (09:55):
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Skyler: Phil's someone else's, kiddo. (09:58):
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Skyler: You're strong. (10:00):
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Maki: You can drop the charade a bird. (10:01):
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Skyler: No, he's a crow. (10:03):
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Skyler: A crow flies over and tries to pick you up. (10:04):
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Skyler: A raven. (10:09):
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Skyler: Sorry, O frog will help. (10:10):
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Skyler: And I toss a frog at you. (10:12):
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Skyler: And frog just kind of, like, lifts one arm, and he just, (10:14):
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Skyler: like, holds it. (10:16):
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Dino: Yeah. (10:19):
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Skyler: He tried. (10:20):
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Dino: What happened there. (10:21):
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Skyler: Old buddy? (10:22):
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Skyler: Old pal. (10:23):
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Skyler: Uh, you look like you had a long day of service. (10:23):
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Skyler: Well, uh, I tried to. (10:28):
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Skyler: I tried to cross. (10:30):
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Skyler: I tried to walk across the room twice. (10:31):
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Skyler: Twice. (10:35):
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Skyler: It really gets to you. (10:36):
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Skyler: There's a trap room above the (10:37):
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Skyler: main floor, which is protecting (10:39):
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Skyler: the lift service to get up to (10:41):
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Skyler: dust. (10:43):
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Skyler: Walker's office? (10:44):
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Skyler: No. I assume you went up there. (10:45):
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Skyler: Well, yeah. (10:48):
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Skyler: There's a stairway, I opened it. (10:49):
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Skyler: It's probably still unlocked. (10:50):
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Skyler: Actually, no one no one locked it after us. (10:51):
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Skyler: But there's, like, a trap floor room with, like. (10:55):
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Skyler: Like, at least one hundred feet long. (10:59):
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Skyler: And, like, if you step on it, it (11:01):
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Skyler: throws you backwards or into a (11:05):
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Skyler: wall, like. (11:08):
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Skyler: And I point at little saucers (11:08):
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Skyler: dying or you throws you into a (11:10):
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Skyler: wall like he happened to him (11:13):
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Skyler: twice. (11:14):
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Skyler: Twice. (11:15):
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Skyler: And then that's what happened. (11:16):
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Skyler: I don't have an ability to fly. (11:19):
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Skyler: So I wasn't able to get across the floor. (11:21):
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Skyler: Um, just that falling. (11:24):
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Dino: Falling. (11:26):
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Skyler: Thing. Yeah. Like a wind gust of wind hits, you know? (11:27):
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Skyler: I mean, you had that that spell to fall. (11:31):
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Skyler: Feather fall. (11:34):
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Skyler: Yes. (11:35):
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Skyler: That just helps you land better. (11:36):
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Skyler: No flying. (11:39):
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Skyler: So shame you birds can't fly. (11:40):
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Dino: Yeah. What a rip off. (11:42):
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Dino: These bodies aren't all what they're cracked up to be. (11:43):
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Skyler: Kino, can you fly? (11:47):
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Skyler: No. MM. This is. (11:48):
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Skyler: Wait. (11:50):
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Skyler: Are you part dragon? (11:50):
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Maki: Are you mocking me? (11:52):
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Skyler: No, I just, I don't know. (11:53):
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Skyler: I've never seen mocking it. (11:55):
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Skyler: I haven't taken your shirt all the way off. (11:56):
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Maki: Is that an invitation? (11:59):
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Skyler: Oh, speaking of invitations. (12:01):
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Skyler: And I pull out from my coat pocket the golden invitation. (12:03):
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Skyler: That was pretty good. (12:07):
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Skyler: It was a pretty good transition right there. (12:08):
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Maki: Des holds his up and snaps it like a fresh dollar. (12:11):
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Skyler: Well, look at that, des. (12:14):
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Skyler: We're both in business. (12:16):
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Skyler: And both of them? (12:18):
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Skyler: Both of them. (12:18):
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Skyler: Read on them. (12:19):
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Skyler: Oh, look at us. (12:20):
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Skyler: Both of them. (12:22):
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Skyler: Read on them. (12:22):
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Skyler: Good for one entry plus two plus two. (12:23):
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Skyler: Oh, look. (12:27):
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Skyler: Now everyone can get in and frog. (12:27):
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Maki: And he nudges roric and gestures to my big box of hats. (12:31):
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Skyler: Oh, so you just stole the whole box? (12:35):
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Skyler: I just stole the hats from inside it. (12:37):
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Maki: Ah. (12:40):
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Skyler: We're very different, but the same. (12:41):
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Skyler: We are des. (12:43):
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Skyler: And all of a sudden, as you guys are chuckling and and discussing (12:45):
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Skyler: this, you hear a voice kind of from just like right behind, (12:48):
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Skyler: like I, I assume you guys are kind of grouped together. (12:52):
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Skyler: You hear a voice from right (12:53):
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Skyler: behind you and he says, ah, so (12:54):
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Skyler: you were able to get into, uh, (12:56):
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Skyler: two of the invitations to the (12:58):
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Skyler: Squawkers party. (13:00):
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Skyler: I see. (13:01):
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Dino: Who's asking. (13:02):
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Maki: Does he has a sword? (13:04):
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Skyler: You guys, you draw a sword, you guys turn around and you see (13:05):
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Skyler: this gnome guy. (13:08):
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Maki: He just stabs him. (13:10):
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Skyler: Stab, stab, I hate gnomes. (13:11):
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Maki: I'm just gonna shake down this dude. (13:15):
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Maki: I had the cold blood. (13:16):
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Maki: A new favorite enemy elf. (13:18):
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Dez: Canada goblin. (13:21):
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Dez: I'm a goblin. (13:23):
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Dez: And you've been. (13:25):
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Dez: No. (13:26):
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Maki: Is that what you say when you kill me? (13:27):
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Dez: Every time? (13:29):
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Skyler: Uh, you see a a gnome. (13:30):
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Skyler: But for for a moment, you don't recognize him as a gnome. (13:33):
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Skyler: He has large pointed ears. (13:36):
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Skyler: The end of his very pointed, spear like nose is bright red. (13:40):
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Skyler: He's got two red lines that kind of come down past his eyes. (13:45):
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Skyler: You assume they must be scars. (13:49):
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Skyler: And then he's got just like this (13:50):
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Skyler: mohawk that goes all the way (13:52):
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Skyler: across. (13:53):
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Skyler: He's wearing some, like, light armor pieces. (13:53):
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Skyler: And his teeth, you swear, are pointed. (13:56):
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Skyler: And he says, well, they call me the architect. (14:00):
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Skyler: Perhaps you've heard of me. (14:03):
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Skyler: You have certainly little source heard of this individual. (14:06):
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Maki: Oh, yeah. (14:10):
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Maki: Absolutely. (14:11):
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Maki: I think about him every day. (14:11):
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Skyler: Yes. Well, you actually you (14:12):
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Skyler: actually might, because from (14:14):
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Skyler: your experience within blank (14:16):
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Skyler: space, you guys have heard of (14:17):
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Skyler: the architect. (14:19):
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Skyler: He is one of the four leading members of the Thieves Guild. (14:20):
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Maki: Nice. (14:25):
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Skyler: So what? (14:26):
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Dino: So what's your shtick? (14:28):
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Skyler: Ah, well, uh, I happen to be a bit of an associate of, uh, (14:30):
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Skyler: Enchantress or as you know her as Dusk walker. (14:36):
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Dino: But also you. (14:42):
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Maki: Can get us past the trapped floor. (14:44):
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Skyler: Well, unfortunately, I do not have one of these invitations. (14:46):
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Skyler: Uh, I, I am capable of doing (14:50):
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Skyler: some impressive tricks for (14:54):
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Skyler: certain invitations. (14:55):
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Skyler: The invitations you hold in your hands. (14:57):
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Maki: Don't get us past that floor. (15:00):
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Skyler: No. They will get you into the party and give you access (15:01):
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Skyler: directly to, uh, Alexandria. (15:04):
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Skyler: Out of curiosity. (15:07):
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Maki: When's the party? (15:09):
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Skyler: Uh. Oh, you know, it says on the (15:10):
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Skyler: invitation that it's a week from (15:12):
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Skyler: today. (15:14):
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Skyler: Oh, technically, yes. (15:14):
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Skyler: It's like this weekend. (15:15):
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Skyler: This coming week. (15:16):
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Maki: Oh, wow. (15:17):
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Maki: The weekend. (15:17):
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Maki: And it's a Tuesday. (15:18):
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Maki: That's right. (15:19):
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Maki: I mean, how many days have we been in? (15:20):
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Maki: Or how long have we been together? (15:22):
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Maki: You've been here for years. (15:23):
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Maki: Yeah. (15:24):
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Skyler: You've been here for a long time. (15:25):
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Skyler: Don't ask me. (15:26):
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Skyler: I have not done a good job of keeping track of that. (15:27):
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Skyler: Hopefully someone is starting a wiki for us and they can. (15:30):
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Skyler: They can fill in all those blanks. (15:35):
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Skyler: But he says. (15:36):
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Skyler: So I have to ask, uh, what, uh, (15:38):
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Skyler: what do all of you want with (15:40):
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Skyler: Alexandria out of personal (15:42):
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Skyler: curiosity? (15:46):
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Maki: Money. (15:48):
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Skyler: Interesting. So it's simply money. (15:49):
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Skyler: You just want money. (15:52):
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Skyler: Perhaps you'd be interested in some added fundage if you were (15:54):
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Skyler: to add a little bit to your. (15:58):
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Dino: What do you want? (16:01):
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Skyler: Well, you see, desk walker and again, as I mentioned before, is (16:03):
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Skyler: a member, one of our leading members of the Thieves Guild (16:10):
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Skyler: here in Ireland. (16:14):
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Skyler: Unfortunately, her business ventures have caused a bit of a (16:16):
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Skyler: disruption in what we do here at the Thieves Guild. (16:20):
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Skyler: And, well, there are rules that we have in place in the Thieves (16:24):
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Skyler: Guild that keep us from removing her as a member. (16:29):
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Dino: Oh, you want us. (16:33):
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Maki: To kill her? (16:34):
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Skyler: HMM. (16:35):
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Skyler: Perhaps that would be the best direction to go. (16:35):
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Skyler: She has caused a bit of a (16:39):
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Skyler: disturbance with her financial, (16:41):
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Skyler: uh, ploy. (16:44):
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Skyler: And, uh, these flat caps and (16:46):
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Skyler: hats is, well, a band aid on (16:48):
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Skyler: that situation, to say the (16:51):
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Skyler: least. (16:52):
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Skyler: She is deeply, deeply in debt. (16:53):
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Skyler: And that is causing us at the Thieves Guild problems because (16:55):
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Skyler: she is recruiting some of our newer members to work for her, (16:58):
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Skyler: which is technically not against the rules, but we prefer that (17:03):
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Skyler: not to be the case. (17:08):
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Dino: So what's in it for us? (17:10):
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Skyler: Well, we are quite wealthy within the Thieves Guild. (17:13):
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Skyler: We would be more than happy to pay you to remove her. (17:18):
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Maki: One one million gold. (17:24):
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Dino: One million. (17:27):
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Skyler: Oh, you guys are funny. (17:30):
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Skyler: Where have you been all this time? (17:33):
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Dino: Oh, Varun. (17:36):
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Skyler: I don't know of this place. (17:38):
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Skyler: Ah, sorry, but I would be willing to pay perhaps ten (17:40):
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Skyler: thousand gold pieces. (17:46):
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Dino: Twenty? (17:48):
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Dino: That's not going to be twenty. (17:51):
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Dino: I would give you a ten. (17:53):
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Skyler: I will give you fifteen. (17:54):
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Dino: I look at this and I do a thumb check. (17:57):
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Dino: Des. (18:00):
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Dino: Thumbs up. (18:01):
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Dino: Okay, twenty. (18:02):
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Dino: That how you will like thumbs up. (18:03):
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Dino: Like okay. (18:05):
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Dino: Or go higher. (18:06):
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Dino: Eighteen. (18:07):
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Skyler: I will do seventeen. (18:09):
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Dino: Five hundred right. (18:12):
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Dino: Not sure how that computes. (18:15):
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Dino: Des gives him a sideways thumb. (18:17):
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Skyler: Before I can check on this deal, I have to ask. (18:22):
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Dino: What's the extent of what we're agreeing on? (18:26):
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Dino: Maybe. (18:28):
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Dino: Well, before I just agreed. (18:28):
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Skyler: There is that, uh. (18:31):
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Dino: For my I mean, I was already down the murder someone (18:33):
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Dino: regardless of payment, but I'm from the assassin's guild. (18:35):
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Skyler: You are from. (18:40):
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Skyler: No, you are not. (18:43):
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Dino: From the Assassin's Guild. (18:44):
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Dino: I was just saying if there was one. (18:46):
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Dino: So now I know. (18:47):
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Dino: Unless you're. (18:48):
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Skyler: From. Unless you recently joined and I have not heard of you, (18:49):
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Skyler: then I suppose that is possible. (18:53):
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Dino: I was just curious if there was one. (18:55):
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Dino: So now you've confirmed it for me. (18:57):
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Skyler: Oh yes. (18:59):
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Dino: There, I said, we're new to the area. (19:00):
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Skyler: There has been an interesting. (19:02):
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Skyler: There has been an Assassin's guild for quite some time, but (19:04):
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Skyler: that is beside the point I need to add too. (19:06):
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Skyler: You say you're from this. (19:09):
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Skyler: You're not from the Assassin's Guild. (19:11):
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Dino: Just to clarify here. (19:12):
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Skyler: Oh, interesting. (19:14):
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Skyler: Okay, you've come in with the skills. (19:15):
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Skyler: I need to know that you are (19:18):
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Skyler: capable of pulling off these (19:19):
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Skyler: jobs. (19:20):
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Dino: I mean, he wrapped that whole crate from inside their place. (19:21):
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Dino: I assumed as. (19:24):
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Skyler: Much. I know that they were not giving out those CEO packages, (19:25):
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Skyler: so that is quite impressive from a thieves perspective. (19:28):
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The Architect: Certainly they weren't giving out the packages. (19:31):
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Skyler: The CEO. (19:34):
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The Architect: The CEO packages. (19:35):
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Skyler: Because you had to earn you had to work your way up. (19:36):
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The Architect: There's something that's not adding up to me. (19:39):
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The Architect: How many do you think you had to earn to get a CEO package? (19:42):
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Dino: Quite a lot. (19:46):
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The Architect: How many? (19:46):
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The Architect: How many did you have to sell? (19:47):
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Dino: Probably had to sell all the hats you had. (19:48):
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Skyler: Yeah. I mean, I can give you a rundown. (19:50):
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Dino: So it's fifty and I probably doubled. (19:52):
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The Architect: Is it possible? (19:55):
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The Architect: Is it even possible to earn a CEO crate and get an invitation (19:56):
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The Architect: to the party in the time frame of this business just starting. (20:02):
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The Architect: And then a party is in, what, four days? (20:06):
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The Architect: Five days? (20:08):
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Dino: Yeah. Also, how many people are on this island? (20:09):
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Skyler: Uh, it's a pretty populated island. (20:12):
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Skyler: We're gonna be the only people (20:14):
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Skyler: with that being said to answer (20:16):
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Skyler: to ACS and to answer Jackson's (20:17):
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Skyler: question. (20:19):
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Skyler: Is it possible? (20:20):
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Skyler: Very rare. (20:22):
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Skyler: Like it would take a lot. (20:23):
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Skyler: So we. (20:25):
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Dino: Would. (20:26):
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Skyler: Have to sell your butt off. (20:26):
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Dino: At this party. (20:28):
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Skyler: Yeah. And that's kind of the idea, right? (20:29):
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Skyler: Like it's an exclusive party. (20:31):
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Skyler: And that term is like to the max (20:33):
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Skyler: like they were, they're (20:37):
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Skyler: expecting like, I don't know, (20:38):
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Skyler: maybe like a dozen people would (20:40):
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Skyler: be there and that's with their (20:41):
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Skyler: plus twos. (20:42):
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The Architect: We'll have to really sell that Pembroke. (20:43):
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Dino: It's a great establishment. (20:46):
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Dino: You have a lot of money and you buy your own product. (20:48):
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Skyler: So that was it's funny you mentioned that because as I was (20:51):
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Skyler: sitting at work today thinking about how are you gonna ever get (20:54):
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Skyler: a CEO package if they were to do it the normal way? (20:56):
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Skyler: Because I was thinking the exact (20:58):
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Skyler: way Jackson was of like, is that (20:59):
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Skyler: even possible? (21:00):
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Skyler: And I thought, you know, with how much money that they all (21:01):
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Skyler: have, if they literally just started buying from each other (21:04):
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Skyler: the same hats and then writing down that, oh, I sold this many. (21:07):
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Skyler: And then they were able to build up to that. (21:11):
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Skyler: The key thing would be getting people to sign off with you, (21:12):
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Skyler: because it wasn't just a requirement of you have to sell (21:16):
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Skyler: a bunch of hats. (21:18):
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Skyler: It was also you had to get enough people in your. (21:19):
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Skyler: Your success line, as they called it. (21:22):
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Dino: Yeah, I can just make people up. (21:25):
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Skyler: Well, they would have to buy, but you could just do that. (21:27):
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Skyler: You could just disguise yourself (21:29):
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Skyler: as different people and go and (21:31):
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Skyler: be like. (21:32):
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Speaker 12: Hi, I'm here on recommendation of Stevie Wonder job. (21:32):
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Dino: It's Gaston. (21:36):
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Speaker 12: Yes. Gaston. (21:37):
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Skyler: Belly wiggle. (21:38):
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Skyler: Uh, but anyways, uh, so individuals. (21:39):
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Dino: I feel like we've established ourselves as reputable tricks. (21:40):
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Skyler: You've established yourselves as (21:44):
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Skyler: capable thieves, and kudos to (21:46):
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Skyler: you. (21:48):
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Skyler: You would probably make it to second level thief. (21:48):
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Skyler: Maybe. (21:51):
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Skyler: Perhaps, uh, very impressive for certain. (21:51):
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Skyler: You would maybe need some more (21:54):
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Skyler: time and experience to go (21:55):
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Skyler: higher. (21:56):
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Dino: But we're a little better than that. (21:56):
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Skyler: Oh. Do tell. (21:59):
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Dino: Well, I don't know. (22:00):
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Skyler: What other experience do you have? (22:01):
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Dino: I may or may not know who blew up the drug factory. (22:03):
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Skyler: I did hear about that over in the Wakanda district. (22:09):
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Dino: Were you tied to them? (22:12):
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Skyler: No, not at all. (22:14):
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Dino: Competition, maybe. (22:14):
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Skyler: No, we don't deal in drugs. (22:16):
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Dino: Oh, okay. (22:18):
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Dino: So you don't care what happened to that place? (22:19):
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Skyler: Was it in connection to Alexandria? (22:21):
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Skyler: Well, then. (22:26):
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Skyler: Then screw that place. (22:27):
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Dino: Oh, yeah, we blew it up. (22:29):
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Skyler: Are you the ones that blew it up? (22:30):
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Skyler: You know, just to clarify, I kind of figured the second you (22:33):
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Skyler: mentioned it, that that was. (22:35):
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Dino: Well, I'm a bit of an open book. (22:37):
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Dino: That's all. (22:39):
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Dino: I'm recognizing that for you. (22:40):
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Skyler: Sure. (22:43):
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Dino: I've hit my belly. (22:44):
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Dino: The pillow comes out a little and I lift it back up. (22:46):
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Skyler: He just kind of nods like, oh, yeah. (22:50):
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Dino: So sure, it's a reputable anarchist, too. (22:51):
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Dino: Oh. (22:55):
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The Architect: Which pulls out a pitchfork and a torch. (22:56):
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Dino: Where did you. (22:59):
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Dino: He's just been waiting for a reason. (23:02):
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Skyler: Uh, anarchists. (23:06):
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Skyler: Are you involved with the Anarchist Guild? (23:08):
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Skyler: Yeah, there is no anarchist guild. (23:12):
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Skyler: I wasn't sure. (23:14):
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Dino: You would figure out another one. (23:15):
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Skyler: I wasn't sure if you were involved. (23:16):
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Skyler: You would. (23:18):
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Dino: Know. (23:19):
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The Architect: About it if. (23:19):
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The Architect: Unless you were a true annakw. (23:20):
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Dino: That means we could. (23:22):
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Dino: We could start one. (23:23):
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Skyler: Oh, so you're not involved with the eliminators? (23:25):
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Dino: What is that? (23:28):
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Dino: Sounds fun. (23:29):
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Skyler: The eliminators. (23:31):
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Skyler: The spicy individuals who want to take down magical lore and (23:32):
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Skyler: rules and such like that. (23:37):
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Skyler: We sometimes call them just taters. (23:39):
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Dino: Taters? (23:42):
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Dino: No, now you're talking my language. (23:43):
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Dino: Yes. (23:45):
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Skyler: They're an interesting group, but it sounds like you are not (23:46):
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Skyler: involved with them, so. (23:48):
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Dino: Not yet. (23:50):
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Dino: If we were involved with them, could we still work for you? (23:52):
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Dino: For ten thousand. (23:56):
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Dino: Seventeen thousand five hundred? (23:57):
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Skyler: Uh, I don't have problem. (23:59):
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Dino: I feel like. (24:00):
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Skyler: As long as you are not. (24:01):
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Dino: I feel like taking out Alexandra (24:02):
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Dino: desk walker would both work for (24:04):
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Dino: you and the eliminate and the (24:06):
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Dino: taters. (24:09):
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Dino: Because it sounds like they like just catering. (24:09):
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Skyler: I don't know much about the, uh, plans in the preparations and (24:12):
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Skyler: whatnot of the limitations. (24:17):
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Skyler: Again, they just want, as far as (24:19):
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Skyler: we know, they are just a (24:20):
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Skyler: terrorist group. (24:21):
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Dino: So you just want us to kill her? (24:22):
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Dino: Is there a way? (24:24):
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Skyler: I don't I don't have a preference. (24:26):
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Skyler: She's very dangerous. (24:29):
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Skyler: That's why I'm asking. (24:30):
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Skyler: No, I don't want. (24:31):
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Skyler: This is a rare opportunity. (24:32):
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Dino: Opportune moment. (24:33):
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Skyler: Oh, I assumed during the party there's not going to be that (24:35):
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Skyler: many people there. (24:38):
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Dino: You want us to wait a week? (24:39):
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Skyler: Hey, you are an interesting (24:42):
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Skyler: group of, uh, questionable (24:44):
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Skyler: individuals not using the time (24:45):
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Skyler: to. (24:47):
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Dino: Walk and start asking a random (24:48):
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Dino: group of five people in the (24:50):
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Dino: middle of the street to kill (24:52):
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Dino: someone. (24:53):
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Dino: You're gonna get weird situations. (24:54):
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Skyler: I don't disagree, I don't disagree. (24:57):
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Skyler: You have to understand. (24:59):
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Skyler: My name is the architect for it. (24:59):
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Skyler: They call me the architect for a reason because I am known for my (25:01):
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Skyler: planning of heists. (25:05):
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Skyler: Successful heists. (25:07):
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Dino: Oh, you have a heist planned. (25:09):
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Dino: Can we get in on it? (25:10):
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Dino: We're all great at heists. (25:12):
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Dino: Well, all of us. (25:13):
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Dino: I actually just met him and I just met him. (25:15):
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Dino: But those two are great at heists. (25:18):
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Dino: We did one together. (25:20):
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Dino: Or rather, they did one. (25:22):
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Dino: I showed up after the party to reap the gold. (25:24):
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Dino: There was this one heist I was on. (25:26):
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Dino: It was like stealing candy from a kobold. (25:28):
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Dino: I did a rescue mission heist. (25:31):
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Dino: Is that the same thing? (25:33):
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Dino: Maybe it was okay. (25:35):
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Dino: Literally was. (25:36):
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Dino: There was some kobolds in the (25:37):
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Dino: cult, and I. I stole some stuff (25:39):
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Dino: from them. (25:41):
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Skyler: Well, that's quite impressive. (25:43):
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Dino: I was there. (25:45):
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Skyler: Very nice. (25:46):
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Skyler: Uh. I'm surprised. (25:47):
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Dino: And then we played shuffleboard. (25:49):
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Skyler: I'm surprised with all of your heisting that you did not, uh, (25:50):
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Skyler: come to join the Thieves Guild. (25:53):
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Dez: Well. (25:56):
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Dino: No, we we considered it. (25:57):
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The Architect: Is he wearing a belt? (26:00):
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The Architect: Is he wearing multiple belts? (26:03):
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The Architect: Would my wand work on multiple belts? (26:05):
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The Architect: Does he have eight belts on? (26:07):
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The Architect: I'm sure he maybe does a bandolier, but you. (26:09):
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Dino: Have. (26:13):
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Speaker 12: To wrap it around. (26:13):
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Skyler: The belt, though. (26:14):
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Skyler: Like you have to, like, get the process started. (26:15):
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The Architect: Only to gain more. (26:17):
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Dino: Charges. (26:19):
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The Architect: Right? (26:20):
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The Architect: Otherwise. Oh. Oh, you're saying you can tighten. (26:20):
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Skyler: Oh, okay. (26:23):
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The Architect: I would I'm hoping that I can loosen his belt. (26:24):
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The Architect: Okay. (26:28):
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The Architect: Steal it without him looking. (26:29):
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The Architect: Oh, you're trying to, like, impress him, right? (26:30):
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The Architect: And then be like. (26:32):
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The Architect: Yeah. (26:34):
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Skyler: In fact, he's got a belt around his waist. (26:34):
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Skyler: And then he's also got one of those where it's like a belt (26:36):
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Skyler: that does like a cross. (26:38):
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The Architect: A bandolier. (26:39):
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Skyler: Bandolier. (26:40):
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The Architect: Thank you. (26:40):
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The Architect: Ah, okay. (26:41):
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The Architect: There we go. (26:42):
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The Architect: Uh, I'm going to discreetly point my belt wand at him. (26:43):
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The Architect: Uh, heads. (26:48):
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The Architect: Titans. (26:48):
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The Architect: Tails. (26:49):
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The Architect: Loosens. (26:49):
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The Architect: Which. (26:50):
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The Architect: Which belt? (26:50):
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Skyler: The bandolier. (26:51):
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The Architect: The belt. (26:52):
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The Architect: Belt bandolier. (26:52):
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Dino: You have three quarters in front (26:53):
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Dino: of you, and you're flipping the (26:55):
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Dino: penny. (26:56):
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Dino: You are a madman. (26:57):
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Dino: Do you have to. (26:58):
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Skyler: Do you roll first, or is it? (26:59):
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Skyler: You know, you just. (27:00):
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The Architect: Said it. (27:01):
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Dino: Just flips the. (27:02):
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The Architect: Coin. Oh, I'm a flip a coin. (27:03):
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The Architect: Heads, heads loosens, tails tightens. (27:04):
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The Architect: Something like that. (27:07):
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The Architect: Yeah, yeah. (27:07):
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The Architect: I still. (27:09):
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Dino: Can't believe. (27:10):
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The Architect: This. I tightened it, it tightened it. (27:10):
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The Architect: That's weird. (27:14):
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The Architect: That's. (27:15):
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Dino: You okay? (27:16):
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Speaker 12: Yeah. (27:17):
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Skyler: I'm fine. (27:17):
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The Architect: Oh. (27:18):
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Dino: Stretch it out. (27:19):
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Skyler: Stretch it. (27:20):
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Skyler: Oh, it's quite tasty. (27:21):
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Dino: Got planned. (27:23):
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Skyler: Well, I don't really have a heist planned. (27:24):
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Skyler: I just wanted to get rid of Alexandria. (27:26):
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Skyler: Are you? (27:29):
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Dino: Oh, we want to rob a bank. (27:30):
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Dino: Can you make that happen? (27:33):
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Skyler: I have. (27:36):
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Dino: Our banks, our banks insured here. (27:37):
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Dino: We've been wondering. (27:41):
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The Architect: This is the perfect guy to ask. (27:44):
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Skyler: Yes, banks are in fact, insured there. (27:46):
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Dino: Okay, so what if we bought a bank? (27:49):
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Speaker 13: We finally know. (27:51):
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Dino: My bank get insurance, and then we steal from it. (27:54):
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Dino: That sounds like the perfect taste. (27:58):
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Dino: I bet you've done it. (28:00):
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Dino: You're the architect, after all. (28:01):
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Skyler: Yes. We have robbed banks. (28:03):
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Skyler: We have robbed insured banks. (28:04):
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Skyler: Look, you have to. (28:06):
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Skyler: You have to understand that (28:08):
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Skyler: we've hit a point in the Thieves (28:09):
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Skyler: Guild where taking money and (28:11):
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Skyler: having money. (28:13):
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Skyler: It's just. (28:14):
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Skyler: It's not interesting. (28:14):
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Dino: You see, we need money. (28:16):
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The Architect: We should probably rob the Thieves Guild, it sounds like. (28:17):
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Dino: Yeah, that's actually. (28:20):
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Dino: It sounds like we've got too (28:21):
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Dino: much money to know what to do (28:22):
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Dino: with. (28:24):
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Dino: Okay, well, we can fix it. (28:24):
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Skyler: It's more about. (28:26):
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Skyler: It's more about proving our capabilities and improving (28:27):
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Skyler: ourselves in the process. (28:30):
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Dino: We want. (28:32):
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Skyler: Money. Places that are highly. (28:33):
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Skyler: Well, hey. (28:35):
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Dino: We need money. (28:36):
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Dino: To. Oh, how do I explain this so he can understand? (28:37):
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Dino: We need a big boat to go back (28:41):
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Dino: home, and it costs a million (28:43):
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Dino: gold to. (28:46):
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Skyler: Get this very. (28:46):
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Skyler: Wow, that is a lot of money. (28:47):
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Dino: Well, it's a big travel. (28:50):
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Dino: I mean, how far away is the closest island from here? (28:52):
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The Architect: Um. (28:57):
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Skyler: He pauses for a moment. (28:57):
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Skyler: He thinks he goes. (28:58):
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Skyler: I don't think I've ever heard of another island around here. (29:00):
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Dino: Well, there is one, if there is one. (29:05):
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Dino: And it probably needs a million gold to get to a lot of gas. (29:07):
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Skyler: Lots of hypotheticals here, it seems like. (29:12):
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The Architect: Um, des writes on his board a (29:15):
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The Architect: question he wants to ask the (29:18):
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The Architect: guy. (29:20):
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The Architect: He writes it down, he goes, it (29:21):
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The Architect: says, um, do you know any quote (29:22):
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The Architect: unquote. (29:26):
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The Architect: Outworlders. (29:27):
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Skyler: Outworlders. (29:29):
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The Architect: The idea is like us. (29:30):
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The Architect: Yeah. Right. (29:32):
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Dino: Outworlders. (29:33):
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Skyler: I am not familiar with this term. (29:34):
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Dino: We're not from here, are you? (29:37):
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Dino: Well, he might know we're not from here. (29:39):
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Dino: Have you met anyone else who's not from Numis? (29:42):
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Skyler: He pauses for a moment. (29:46):
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Skyler: Uh, no, I have not. (29:48):
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Dino: Well, we're not from Numis. (29:52):
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Dino: To be fair, would you ever assume that if you've been on an (29:56):
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Dino: island and there's no such thing as an outside world, you (30:00):
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Dino: wouldn't assume someone's from an outside world. (30:02):
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The Architect: Except we've been acting weird towards him this whole time. (30:05):
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Dino: He could just be on drugs. (30:09):
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The Architect: Maybe these guys aren't from here. (30:10):
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Dino: Look, we just came from a place that dabbles in euphoria. (30:12):
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Dino: We could just be. (30:15):
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Skyler: I've never. If. Here's what I can say. (30:17):
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Skyler: If you would like to get inside of this building. (30:20):
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Skyler: I do know that Alexandria Duskhawker has lives in the (30:23):
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Skyler: penthouse at the top floor. (30:29):
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Dino: Oh, how do I get there? (30:30):
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Skyler: Well, that's where we get to the tricky part. (30:31):
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Dino: Yeah, because of the the the traps. (30:34):
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Skyler: I happen, I don't. (30:36):
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Dino: There's a trap floor. (30:40):
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Skyler: Actually, that makes a lot of sense. (30:42):
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Skyler: Uh, here's what I can say. (30:43):
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Skyler: I don't I can get you inside a different to the main hall where (30:45):
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Skyler: you just were. (30:51):
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Dino: I, I can to use that door. (30:52):
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Skyler: No, no, no, no. After hours. (30:55):
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Dino: Okay, I can do. (30:59):
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Dino: I just picked the lock and we go in. (30:59):
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Skyler: It's not that easy. (31:01):
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Skyler: This whole building becomes (31:03):
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Skyler: highly, magically enchanted by (31:05):
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Skyler: Alexandria. (31:07):
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Dino: Fantasy. (31:08):
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Skyler: After hours. (31:09):
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Dino: Okay, but we still would walk into that trap, right? (31:10):
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Skyler: I mean, how you get up to the top floor? (31:13):
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Skyler: I don't know, but I could get you into these front doors. (31:16):
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Dino: Okay, but we can get in now, and we're still at the same problem. (31:18):
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Dino: Can we circle back to robbing banks? (31:24):
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Dino: Because I feel like that's where we all are looking to do. (31:26):
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Skyler: Consider me a very singularly focused man. (31:30):
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Skyler: I, Alexander Week does not. (31:33):
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Skyler: If you want to break in tonight and kill her, then. (31:36):
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Dino: I mean, if we're in no rush to kill her. (31:39):
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Skyler: I mean, I would prefer the sooner the better. (31:41):
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Dino: If it's done tonight. (31:44):
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Dino: We won tonight that we're gonna have to raise the price. (31:45):
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Dino: I will give you a thousand. (31:48):
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Skyler: Twenty thousand if you do it tonight. (31:49):
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Dino: Well, that's only like, what, two hundred more? (31:51):
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Skyler: That's two thousand five hundred. (31:54):
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Skyler: Good God. (31:55):
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Dino: Why am I the one that deals with the dealing? (31:57):
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Dino: I'm the worst at math. (32:00):
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Skyler: That's what I can offer. (32:02):
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Dino: Is that a good deal? (32:04):
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Dino: Guys? (32:05):
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Dino: Wake up. (32:07):
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Dino: He wants us negotiating the price. (32:08):
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Dino: He wants a he wants a great radio. (32:10):
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Dino: He wants a rush job. (32:12):
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Dino: What if he. (32:14):
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Dino: Thirty thousand. (32:15):
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Dino: We kill her right now. (32:16):
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Dino: Well, I. (32:18):
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Skyler: Don't. (32:19):
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Dino: Need that. (32:20):
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Skyler: Much publicity on this situation. (32:21):
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Skyler: She would have guards and everything running up there. (32:23):
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Skyler: They would see everything. (32:25):
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Skyler: Everybody would know. (32:27):
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Skyler: And that's assuming she's even up there right now. (32:28):
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Dino: How tall is the building? (32:31):
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Dino: Uh, you would assume. (32:33):
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Skyler: That it. (32:35):
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Dino: Is, I believe ten. (32:35):
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Skyler: Stories, not ten. (32:38):
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Dino: Stories. I think I actually originally wrote one hundred (32:39):
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Dino: floors, and I went, what in the world were you thinking, Skyler? (32:42):
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Dino: The tallest building. (32:45):
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Dino: It's a ridiculously. (32:47):
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Dino: Yeah, exactly. (32:48):
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Dino: The rest of the room will be one floor at a time. (32:49):
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Dino: Two, three. (32:54):
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Dino: Sounds like a dungeon. (32:56):
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Dino: Oh, a vertical dungeon. (32:58):
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Dino: You did it. (33:00):
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Dino: It is. (33:02):
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Dino: So it'd be a. With the main floor added, it'd be a total of (33:03):
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Dino: five storeys high. (33:06):
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Dino: Oh, that's not so bad, I could actually throw you up there. (33:07):
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Dino: Five. (33:10):
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Dino: And then it has a smaller sort of story, which you assume is (33:11):
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Dino: probably the penthouse. (33:13):
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Dino: Maybe we could do that. (33:15):
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Dino: How scale it, you know? (33:17):
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Skyler: I would not recommend that. (33:20):
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Skyler: As the architect, I. (33:21):
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Dino: As the architect. (33:23):
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Dino: What is your plan to get us in tonight? (33:24):
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Skyler: The best. (33:26):
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Dino: The least. (33:27):
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Skyler: If you try to scale it up this wall, you will be killed. (33:28):
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Dino: Okay, now go on to the better idea. (33:33):
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Skyler: Okay? (33:35):
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Skyler: The better idea is going through the inside. (33:35):
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Skyler: I know, as you have mentioned, it is trapped. (33:37):
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Skyler: I can assume as much. (33:40):
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Skyler: Alexandria is a very. (33:41):
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Skyler: There's a reason we call her the Enchantress. (33:43):
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Skyler: She's very, very magically inclined. (33:46):
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Skyler: With that being said, it's a lot (33:50):
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Skyler: safer than trying to scale the (33:52):
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Skyler: walls. (33:53):
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Dino: Okay, but how do we get past the traps? (33:54):
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Skyler: Well, I again, you guys have obviously allegedly claimed you (33:56):
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Skyler: are very capable at doing these kind of things. (34:01):
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Skyler: I'm going to trust that you have the capability to do these (34:03):
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Skyler: things, figure out problems. (34:05):
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Skyler: Problem solving, as any good thief does. (34:09):
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Skyler: Uh, in the moment. (34:12):
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Skyler: Figuring things out. (34:15):
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Skyler: That's why you're being paid forty thousand gold. (34:18):
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Skyler: I can. (34:21):
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Dino: Do twenty five thirty. (34:21):
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Dino: Tonight. (34:24):
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Skyler: I will not do thirty for tonight. (34:24):
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Dino: Then no deal. (34:26):
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Dino: Are you sure? (34:28):
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Dino: I'll do it tonight. (34:30):
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Skyler: I couldn't take my business elsewhere. (34:33):
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Dino: Like banks. (34:35):
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Dino: Which banks specifically? (34:38):
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Skyler: I can take my, uh, dealing with my desk. (34:41):
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Dino: On any of the local banks. (34:45):
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Dino: Right? (34:46):
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Skyler: No. Uh, no. (34:47):
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Dino: Oh, okay. (34:49):
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Dino: Because I didn't want to rob your bank on accident. (34:49):
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Dino: We're robbing a bank. (34:52):
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Dino: Okay, so good luck. (34:53):
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Dino: Oh, but first we gotta buy it, (34:56):
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Dino: then get insurance, and then we (34:58):
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Dino: rob it. (35:00):
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Skyler: I'm sure the thirty thousand I'm offering to pay you would be a (35:01):
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Skyler: very, uh, opportune amount. (35:04):
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Dino: Oh, yeah. (35:07):
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Dino: We could use that money to buy. (35:07):
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Dino: To buy. (35:09):
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Dino: Wait, you said thirty thousand. (35:09):
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Dino: Ah! (35:11):
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Dino: Deal. (35:11):
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Skyler: Oh, shoot. (35:12):
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Dino: Yeah. Lock it in. (35:13):
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Dino: Fair enough, fair enough. (35:16):
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Dino: You got me there. (35:17):
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Dino: Dez grabs his hand and shakes it. (35:18):
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Dino: I join in. (35:20):
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Dino: He says. (35:21):
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Skyler: Well, you are obviously very charismatic. (35:22):
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Skyler: Fair enough. (35:25):
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Skyler: You got you have got me there. (35:25):
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Dino: We got a monologue. (35:27):
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Skyler: Do we got him. (35:29):
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Skyler: You got it. (35:30):
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Skyler: That is very impressive. (35:30):
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Skyler: You know, too often we see thieves like, uh, the slicer, (35:32):
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Skyler: who just focus entirely on muscle and fighting and killing, (35:36):
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Skyler: and they forget that there is a mind game to it. (35:40):
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Skyler: Uh, his name was the. (35:43):
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Skyler: Well, his title within the Thieves Guild was the slicer. (35:45):
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Skyler: He is. (35:48):
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Skyler: He is dead. (35:48):
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Skyler: He is. (35:49):
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Dino: Gone. He did. (35:49):
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Dino: He cut hams and meats and stuff for like, delis? (35:50):
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Skyler: No, I think he robbed people in alleys typically, but he was. (35:55):
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Speaker 14: Did he like horses? (35:59):
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Skyler: Yeah, he was a lower ranking member of the Thieves Guild, so (36:01):
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Skyler: you may not. (36:05):
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Dino: Why did you pick him in particular? (36:05):
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Dino: To just ridicule, right? (36:07):
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Dino: Because he's special. (36:08):
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Dino: He was just thinking about it. (36:09):
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Dino: He's like, oh, that guy. (36:11):
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Dino: Why is he recently on your mind? (36:12):
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Skyler: Because he was a specialized in thuggery. (36:13):
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Dino: Thuggery. (36:16):
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Dino: But where thievery is. (36:17):
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Skyler: Well, thuggery is a form of thievery. (36:19):
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Dino: And were thievery is of the form of thieving. (36:22):
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Dino: You see. (36:24):
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Skyler: With any thief, there are lots (36:26):
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Skyler: of different things that you can (36:27):
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Skyler: do in order to steal from (36:29):
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Skyler: people. (36:31):
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Skyler: Right? (36:31):
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Skyler: Uh, for me, I specialize in (36:32):
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Skyler: counterfeiting, embezzlement, (36:34):
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Skyler: masterminding, and things along (36:36):
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Skyler: those lines. (36:37):
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Skyler: Uh, you have, uh, Valeria Silva's song. (36:39):
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Skyler: I'm a good friend. (36:42):
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Skyler: She specifically, uh, goes for (36:43):
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Skyler: art theft, violence, (36:45):
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Skyler: racketeering. (36:46):
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Skyler: She does blackmail. (36:47):
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Skyler: She's kind of an all in one, honestly. (36:48):
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Skyler: You have, uh. (36:50):
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Skyler: Well, of course you have the enchantress herself. (36:52):
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Skyler: She is big on identity theft, uh, extortion, swindling things (36:55):
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Skyler: along those lines. (37:01):
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Skyler: the magistrate impersonation, scamming, scheming. (37:03):
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Dino: Running for president. (37:07):
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Dino: Who is Alexandria? (37:09):
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Skyler: She is not running for president. (37:12):
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Dino: Oh. Oh, that's right. (37:13):
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Dino: Machias. (37:15):
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Skyler: Oh, your friend here is running for president? (37:16):
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Dino: Yep. (37:19):
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Skyler: Are you still interested in doing this job? (37:20):
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Skyler: Because, uh, it might shine a (37:23):
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Skyler: poor light if you get caught on (37:25):
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Skyler: your, uh, your presidential (37:26):
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Skyler: candidacy. (37:28):
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Dino: The risk he's willing to take. (37:29):
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Skyler: Sorry. (37:31):
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Dino: Just to clarify, it is kingship for those listening. (37:31):
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Dino: We've talked about this. (37:34):
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Skyler: A couple of times. (37:35):
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Dino: President. It's kingship. (37:36):
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Dino: President. (37:38):
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Dino: It will suffice for now. (37:38):
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Dino: So you want to be king? (37:40):
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Dino: Monkey, I. (37:42):
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Skyler: Suppose I will meet you all here tonight. (37:43):
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Dino: Okay. It's a deal. (37:46):
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Dino: I guess that's a question. (37:48):
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Dino: Uh, yes. (37:50):
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Dino: What are we? (37:51):
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Dino: Short rest. (37:52):
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Dino: You're dead. (37:53):
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Dino: If you want to do a long rest. (37:54):
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Dino: You could do it. (37:55):
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Dino: You would have time. (37:56):
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Dino: It would put you right at. (37:56):
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Dino: We have a lot of time. (37:57):
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Dino: Yeah, we might want to do that. (37:58):
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Dino: All right, so you guys head back over to Lil Sasha's place. (38:00):
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Dino: You guys take a rest through the day to organize. (38:04):
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Dino: I'm bleeding through my bed sheets, guys. (38:07):
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Dino: Yes! (38:10):
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Dino: Tape yourself up. (38:10):
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Dino: I get back to your primary amount of health and such. (38:12):
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Dino: Um, that night, as it gets dark, you guys head over. (38:16):
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Dino: We visit the Level Up arcade. (38:20):
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Dino: Sure, if you'd like to. (38:37):
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Dino: Oh, is that where we're going? (38:39):
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Dino: I don't know, I just have some tickets. (38:40):
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Dino: That would probably be beneficial. (38:41):
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Speaker 15: There are some things I could buy in the. (38:43):
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Dino: Level up arcade. (38:46):
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Speaker 15: I think through scenarios. (38:48):
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Speaker 15: We need flying. (38:51):
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Speaker 15: Okay. (38:52):
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Speaker 15: Need flying. (38:53):
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Dino: I saw a shiny ring. (38:55):
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Dino: It was very reminiscent of One (38:57):
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Dino: ring that has been known to rule (39:01):
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Dino: them all. (39:03):
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Dino: One ring that has been known to bind them. (39:03):
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Dino: What are you talking about? (39:06):
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Speaker 15: Does this ring let you fly? (39:08):
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Dino: No. It makes you invisible. (39:09):
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Dino: That helps. (39:12):
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Dino: Oh! (39:12):
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Dino: My help! (39:13):
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Dino: Fly! (39:15):
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Dino: You fools! (39:15):
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Dino: Yeah, something like that. (39:16):
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Speaker 15: Let's jump, you. (39:17):
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Dino: Guys to the level of arcade. (39:17):
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Skyler: Then. (39:19):
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Dino: Uh, if you guys have some tickets. (39:19):
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Skyler: You want to. (39:21):
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Dino: Spend. (39:21):
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Speaker 15: I've got gold I want to spend. (39:21):
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Dino: Okay. Sounds good. (39:23):
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Dino: Uh, with that being said, who has the rock? (39:24):
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Speaker 15: Ah, it's right here. (39:28):
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Dino: All right, Maki has it. (39:29):
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Dino: You pull out the rock, you give the rock a rub, and you hear the (39:30):
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Dino: familiar voice of Jojo. (39:34):
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Dino: Oh. (39:35):
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Dez: Who's that? (39:35):
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Dino: Yeah, I'm just kidding. (39:37):
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Dino: It's you guys. (39:38):
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Dino: You're the only ones that have contact with me. (39:39):
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Dino: Silly. (39:41):
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Dez: Not the other one, too. (39:41):
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Dino: Nope, not the other two. (39:43):
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Dino: You just put them here and abandoned them. (39:44):
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Dino: Oh, I didn't really want to talk to them. (39:47):
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Dino: Oh. (39:50):
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Dez: What are their names? (39:51):
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Skyler: Uh, I don't really want to say. (39:53):
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Skyler: They're old. (39:55):
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Skyler: They've been here a long time. (39:56):
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Speaker 14: But old. (39:58):
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Skyler: Yeah, they've been here a long time, haven't even. (39:58):
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Skyler: I don't, I haven't seen them in forever. (40:02):
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Speaker 14: Are you sure they're alive? (40:04):
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Skyler: Nah, they might not be. (40:05):
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Skyler: I'm hoping they're not. (40:07):
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Speaker 15: What were their goals? (40:10):
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Skyler: Uh, well, one of them had the same goal as you guys. (40:12):
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Dez: Oh, no. (40:17):
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Skyler: And the other one? (40:19):
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Skyler: We had made a separate deal. (40:21):
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Speaker 14: What was that one? (40:23):
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Skyler: Well. (40:24):
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Speaker 15: Well, we didn't make a deal. (40:25):
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Speaker 15: Oh, no, I didn't. (40:27):
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Skyler: I made a deal with this one. (40:27):
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Skyler: He was the first. (40:29):
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Speaker 15: Oh, okay. (40:30):
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Speaker 15: What was the deal? (40:31):
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Skyler: Well, uh, to see which of us could make the cooler world. (40:33):
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Skyler: What did he make? (40:37):
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Dez: Yeah. (40:39):
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Skyler: It was a catastrophe. (40:39):
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Skyler: Oh, it was such a mess. (40:42):
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Skyler: And, uh, if I'm being honest (40:44):
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Skyler: with you, it's because I met a (40:45):
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Skyler: little bit. (40:47):
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Speaker 15: In his world. (40:49):
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Skyler: Yes. Oh, yes. (40:50):
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Skyler: A time limit of one hundred years. (40:52):
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Skyler: And he created this crazy, chaotic mess of a world in his (40:54):
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Skyler: pocket dimension and I created. (40:59):
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Skyler: Well, I'll inhumas. (41:02):
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Speaker 15: Oh. (41:04):
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Skyler: And because he lost the bet, the (41:05):
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Skyler: punishment was being trapped in (41:07):
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Skyler: the other person's world (41:09):
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Skyler: forever. (41:10):
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Speaker 15: Oh, so he's probably still alive. (41:12):
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Speaker 15: Oh, no. Wait. (41:13):
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Speaker 15: How was he a god? (41:15):
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Skyler: No. (41:17):
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Speaker 15: So how was he making a world in a pocket dimension? (41:18):
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Skyler: Well, he had some special powers (41:22):
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Skyler: that would allow him to do stuff (41:26):
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Skyler: like that. (41:27):
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Skyler: But enough about him. (41:28):
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Skyler: What are you guys up to? (41:29):
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Speaker 15: We wanted to go to the arcade. (41:31):
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Speaker 15: Oh, yes. (41:32):
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Skyler: Of course, the arcade. (41:33):
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Skyler: Come on in. (41:34):
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Speaker 12: Portal opens up. (41:34):
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Speaker 12: Sucks you guys all inside and (41:36):
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Speaker 12: pops you back out in the level (41:38):
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Speaker 12: Up arcade. (41:39):
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Skyler: Yes. Of course. (41:40):
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Skyler: Welcome to the arcade. (41:41):
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Skyler: What can I do for you, lads? (41:41):
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Skyler: Well, um. (41:44):
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Speaker 15: Looking to get kids? (41:45):
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Skyler: Sure. We've got plenty of games to play. (41:48):
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Skyler: Yeah, but what? (41:52):
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Skyler: Just. (41:53):
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Skyler: Ah. (41:55):
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Skyler: right. (41:55):
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Skyler: What are your highest ticket yielding games? (41:55):
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Skyler: Well, it's they all can deal the same amount of tickets. (41:58):
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Skyler: It's just how skillfully you play the game. (42:01):
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Skyler: I want to play a game. (42:05):
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Skyler: But two. (42:06):
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Skyler: I'm buying two. (42:07):
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Skyler: Large gold, two large. (42:08):
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Skyler: And you place your coins in and you get two large coins. (42:10):
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Skyler: Which game are you here to play? (42:14):
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Skyler: Did you make an artificer game? (42:16):
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Skyler: I didn't make an artificer game, technically. (42:17):
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Skyler: Okay, I can mentally go with it here. (42:23):
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Skyler: I think I can play. (42:26):
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Speaker 16: Do you want me to play the Wheel of Mystery, or are you going to (42:28):
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Speaker 16: make a game up right now? (42:30):
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Skyler: I'll make a game up right now. (42:31):
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Skyler: Uh, is there anything that you guys have seen that is not (42:33):
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Skyler: listed in the games? (42:35):
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Speaker 16: It's like a arcade game. (42:38):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (42:39):
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Speaker 16: It's like artificer. (42:40):
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Skyler: It doesn't have to be super Minecraft. (42:42):
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Skyler: Well, okay, let's not let's not do an IP artificer craft. (42:45):
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Skyler: No, no, no, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's cube world. (42:49):
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Skyler: It's a game called Cube World Battle Buddies. (42:53):
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Speaker 16: Wait a minute. (42:57):
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Speaker 16: That that's what's in the end of the Minecraft. (42:58):
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Skyler: So yes, you get there is a game called Cube World. (43:01):
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Skyler: And he says, I just got this one in because I saw your interest (43:05):
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Skyler: in things of the artificial, artificial, artificial nature. (43:09):
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Skyler: I think that's how you say it anyways. (43:14):
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Speaker 16: Okay, what do I roll? (43:18):
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Skyler: Uh, yes, you are going to roll. (43:19):
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Skyler: Either Arcana or mystery. (43:22):
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Speaker 16: Connor. History? (43:29):
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Speaker 16: Yes. Ooh. I might not want to play this, but I just want to (43:30):
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Speaker 16: play the other machine that lets me roll with it. (43:35):
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Skyler: Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna enact (43:38):
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Skyler: because I put, uh, an artificer (43:39):
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Skyler: game in. (43:41):
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Skyler: I gotta enact my new rule. (43:42):
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Speaker 16: Oh, wait, can I bardic inspire my rolls? (43:44):
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Skyler: Uh, you can try. (43:47):
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Skyler: That sounds terrifying. (43:50):
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Skyler: It's a no. I'm gonna roll, Arcana. (43:51):
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Skyler: You speak positive words, and as you do, they land on your ears (43:56):
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Skyler: with no effect. (44:01):
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Skyler: So, did I use it or not? (44:03):
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Skyler: I'll give it to you that you did not use it, okay? (44:04):
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Skyler: Because it fizzled out and failed. (44:07):
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Skyler: Okay, it fizzled fingered. (44:09):
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Skyler: So I can't use spells in here, correct? (44:11):
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Skyler: What if I groveled and cowered and begged? (44:16):
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Skyler: Oh, yeah? (44:18):
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Skyler: What if he gave me the help? (44:19):
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Skyler: Action. (44:20):
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Skyler: All right, you can go. (44:22):
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Skyler: I think I already used that because I had long rest. (44:24):
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Skyler: Also, can't we use the help action for each other in here? (44:29):
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Skyler: No. Fair enough. (44:33):
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Skyler: It's a one person game. (44:34):
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Skyler: I mean, there's really only like. (44:35):
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Skyler: Yeah, but you can cheer me on. (44:36):
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Skyler: Is he. (44:37):
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Skyler: He can cheer you on. (44:38):
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Skyler: Sure. (44:39):
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Skyler: Cool. (44:39):
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Skyler: But he chooses not to. (44:39):
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Skyler: Oh, well. (44:42):
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Speaker 17: Ain't that a kick in the pants? (44:43):
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Skyler: Are you rolling? (44:44):
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Skyler: What are you rolling? (44:45):
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Speaker 17: I rolled a seventeen for Arcana. (44:45):
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Skyler: Okay, so. (44:47):
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Skyler: And you're doing the artificer game? (44:48):
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Skyler: Well, yeah, that was my only choice. (44:50):
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Skyler: Um, you get seventeen. (44:52):
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Skyler: Ah! (44:56):
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Skyler: Dang it. (44:57):
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Speaker 17: Yeah. You were hoping I'd real good, weren't you? (44:58):
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Speaker 17: Hey, just give me a level and just be done with this for now. (45:00):
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Speaker 17: Now we're. (45:03):
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Speaker 17: Now we're stuck. (45:03):
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Skyler: Wait, what? (45:04):
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Speaker 17: Did you want, a level? (45:05):
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Speaker 17: Oh, but you have to get twenty or higher to get levels. (45:07):
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Speaker 17: But we're in stats. (45:09):
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Speaker 17: I'm not good. (45:11):
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Skyler: At what level of artifice are you currently? (45:11):
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Skyler: One, one. (45:14):
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Skyler: Okay, so the only thing that you (45:15):
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Skyler: can technically do from an art (45:16):
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Skyler: standpoint is the magical (45:18):
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Skyler: tinkering, basically. (45:19):
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Skyler: You get plus one to an ability score. (45:21):
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Skyler: Okay, there you go. (45:26):
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Skyler: Uh oh. (45:28):
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Skyler: And then with a seventeen random, uh. (45:29):
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Speaker 17: Wait, what what was that on my seventeen? (45:32):
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Skyler: No, that is what your seventeen? (45:35):
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Skyler: Oh, you know, you get to choose. (45:36):
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Skyler: You get to choose. (45:38):
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Skyler: But with your seventeen, you get seven hundred tickets. (45:39):
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Skyler: What are you choosing? (45:41):
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Speaker 17: Intelligence. (45:43):
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Speaker 17: Okay, put me at plus three. (45:44):
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Speaker 17: I'm. (45:46):
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Speaker 17: I'm a smart boy. (45:47):
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Speaker 17: There you go. (45:48):
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Skyler: Are you going to use your other token? (45:49):
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Speaker 17: Yeah, I rolled for it already. (45:50):
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Speaker 17: I got twenty, not natural. (45:52):
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Skyler: That will get you your level in artificer. (45:53):
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Skyler: And then it gives you another thousand tickets. (45:56):
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Skyler: All right, so you got your two. (45:58):
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Skyler: Is anybody else doing anything here? (45:59):
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Skyler: I would like to buy for large tokens. (46:02):
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Skyler: Whoa. (46:04):
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Skyler: For large tokens. (46:05):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (46:08):
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Skyler: You got four large tokens. (46:10):
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Skyler: I'm gonna go to the barbarian hammer slammer. (46:12):
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Skyler: Nice. (46:15):
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Skyler: For my first one. (46:16):
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Skyler: Hammer. (46:18):
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Skyler: Slammer, that is. (46:19):
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Skyler: Uh, yes, it is athletics or seventeen seventeen. (46:21):
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Skyler: All right, so, um, this is with. (46:29):
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Skyler: How do you have barbarian levels currently? (46:31):
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Skyler: I do okay. (46:33):
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Skyler: Do you gain an additional rage? (46:34):
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Skyler: And that's like consistent. (46:37):
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Skyler: So you take a rest. (46:39):
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Skyler: You'll still have you'll get that additional rage bag. (46:40):
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Skyler: You can do it multiple times. (46:43):
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Skyler: I don't know how many times you (46:44):
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Skyler: start with is it like two or (46:45):
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Skyler: three? (46:46):
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Skyler: I start with two. (46:47):
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Speaker 18: I'm gonna. (46:49):
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Speaker 18: I'm gonna just do it again. (46:51):
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Skyler: Okay. Go for it. (46:52):
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Speaker 18: Ah! (46:56):
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Speaker 18: Dang it! (46:57):
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Speaker 18: I got a six, a six. (46:57):
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Skyler: Oh. Uh, what was the previous role? (46:59):
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Speaker 18: Seventeen. (47:02):
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Skyler: Okay, you got seven hundred tickets for that, just FYI. (47:03):
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Skyler: Uh, with the six, you're gonna get a feat. (47:06):
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Speaker 18: Yay! (47:10):
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Speaker 18: Feat. (47:11):
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Skyler: Jackson likes his feat I. (47:11):
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Speaker 18: I. (47:13):
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Skyler: Love feat. (47:14):
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Skyler: You get the Crusher feat. (47:14):
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Speaker 18: Crusher feat. (47:17):
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Speaker 18: I hardly know. (47:20):
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Speaker 17: Her. (47:21):
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Skyler: Crusher feet. (47:22):
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Skyler: All right, let's look at the Crusher feat. (47:23):
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Skyler: Uh, you increase or your (47:25):
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Skyler: increase or decrease your (47:27):
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Skyler: choice. (47:29):
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Skyler: You increase your strength or (47:29):
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Skyler: constitution by one by a maximum (47:30):
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Skyler: of twenty. (47:32):
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Skyler: Once per turn, when you hit a creature with an attack that (47:33):
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Skyler: deals bludgeoning damage, you can move it five feet to an (47:35):
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Skyler: unoccupied space, provided the target is no more than one size (47:37):
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Skyler: larger than you. (47:41):
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Skyler: And when you score a critical hit that deals. (47:42):
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Skyler: Bludgeoning damage to a creature (47:43):
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Skyler: attack rolls against that (47:45):
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Skyler: creature are made with advantage (47:46):
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Skyler: until the start of your next (47:48):
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Skyler: turn. (47:49):
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Skyler: So if you attack first, that could be really beneficial for (47:50):
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Skyler: the rest of the gang. (47:53):
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Skyler: So. (47:54):
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Speaker 18: And how many tickets did that come with? (47:55):
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Skyler: Yeah. So that was one hundred and fifty tickets. (47:57):
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Speaker 18: Okay, I'm gonna do it again. (47:59):
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Skyler: Do it again. (48:01):
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Skyler: Go for it. (48:01):
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Speaker 18: I'm gonna do it at least two more times. (48:02):
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Speaker 18: Oh, man. (48:07):
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Speaker 18: That's a nineteen. (48:08):
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Skyler: Nineteen is a plus one to proficiency bonus. (48:09):
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Speaker 18: Okay, I'll take that. (48:14):
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Skyler: That does apply to all skills, which is pretty good. (48:15):
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Speaker 18: I mean, last time. (48:18):
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Skyler: Oh, and with a nineteen, that gets you nine hundred tickets. (48:19):
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Speaker 18: Uh, that's an eleven eleven. (48:29):
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Skyler: Uh, you get plus one to one of your ability scores. (48:32):
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Skyler: Your choice plus. (48:36):
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Speaker 18: one to any ability score. (48:37):
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Speaker 18: I'm going to do this. (48:40):
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Speaker 18: Gonna sound strange, but I'm going to do my dexterity because (48:42):
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Speaker 18: that'll bring me to twenty. (48:45):
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Speaker 18: Nice. (48:47):
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Skyler: That's always nice to get that big max out. (48:47):
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Speaker 18: And that gives me a higher initiative. (48:50):
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Skyler: Yes. Which increases your likeliness to go first, which is (48:52):
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Skyler: going to help with, uh, yeah. (48:55):
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Speaker 18: Okay. (48:57):
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Skyler: Sweet. (48:57):
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Skyler: Now you just need a weapon that (48:58):
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Skyler: ensures that you do, uh, (48:59):
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Skyler: bludgeoning damage. (49:00):
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Speaker 18: And how many how many seconds do I get from eleven? (49:01):
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Skyler: With an eleven, you get four hundred tickets. (49:04):
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Speaker 18: Oh, sweet. (49:07):
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Speaker 18: Five thousand. (49:08):
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Skyler: Is anyone else playing any games? (49:09):
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Speaker 17: Can I play it one more time? (49:12):
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Skyler: Do you have another five? (49:13):
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Skyler: Yeah. Oh, man. (49:14):
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Skyler: Why didn't you do it before? (49:15):
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Skyler: Yeah, you can do it. (49:16):
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Speaker 19: Dang it. (49:20):
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Speaker 17: My greed got the best of me. (49:21):
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Speaker 17: It was a fourteen a fourteen. (49:24):
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Speaker 17: Oh fifteen. (49:26):
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Speaker 17: Sorry. (49:26):
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Skyler: Plus one to one of your ability scores. (49:27):
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Skyler: And with a fifteen, you get six hundred tickets. (49:30):
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Skyler: It'll be awkward if you guys have just like twenty on all (49:33):
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Skyler: your ability scores. (49:35):
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Skyler: But you're still only like level seven. (49:36):
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Speaker 18: That's what I'm saying. (49:38):
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Speaker 18: I'm only. (49:39):
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Skyler: I know you, especially you and, uh, Quinn. (49:40):
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Speaker 18: I have three levels in one and one level in another, but my my (49:43):
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Speaker 18: ability scores are nuts, right? (49:47):
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Skyler: Eighteen twenty fifteen which is funny because that applies to (49:50):
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Skyler: the skills that you need to, to get their roles right. (49:53):
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Skyler: Anybody else playing any games. (49:56):
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Speaker 17: Gonna get two large tokens. (49:57):
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Skyler: two large tokens. (50:00):
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Speaker 17: And visit the whack a mole barbarian game. (50:02):
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Skyler: Whack a troll. (50:08):
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Speaker 17: Whack. (50:09):
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Skyler: Pardon you. (50:10):
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Speaker 17: Is there a difference between the two things? (50:11):
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Speaker 17: I have not gathered the difference there. (50:13):
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Skyler: There might be. (50:15):
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Skyler: It might be just like feats. (50:15):
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Skyler: Specific feats that are in there that are available to you. (50:17):
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Skyler: But otherwise. (50:19):
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Skyler: So you're rolling with athletics. (50:20):
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Skyler: Go for it. (50:22):
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Speaker 17: But not enough of a strength. (50:27):
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Speaker 17: So that is a fourteen fourteen. (50:29):
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Skyler: So you're gonna get plus one ability score increase. (50:31):
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Speaker 17: So pick any of these. (50:35):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (50:35):
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Skyler: Any one of those. (50:36):
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Speaker 17: Which one affects athletics. (50:37):
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Skyler: Uh strength. (50:39):
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Speaker 17: Just. Okay. And we'll get our second token. (50:40):
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Speaker 17: Yep. (50:43):
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Skyler: Same name. (50:44):
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Speaker 17: Yeah. That is a thirteen thirteen. (50:45):
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Skyler: Oh, uh, your it was a fourteen before. (50:49):
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Skyler: Uh, so that was five hundred and fifty tickets and then your. (50:52):
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Skyler: Thirteen. (50:56):
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Skyler: So that will get you a another plus one. (50:57):
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Skyler: So your ability score and then with a thirteen, you will get (51:01):
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Skyler: five hundred tickets. (51:06):
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Skyler: So does that bring your strength to a twenty. (51:08):
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Skyler: Nice. (51:11):
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Skyler: Very nice. (51:11):
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Skyler: Anybody else playing any games. (51:12):
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Speaker 17: Monkey will grab. (51:15):
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Skyler: one one large token. (51:16):
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Skyler: One large token for Maki. (51:19):
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Skyler: And which game is he playing? (51:21):
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Skyler: He's gonna try the warlock. (51:23):
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Skyler: Oh. Would you prefer the spin it (51:27):
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Skyler: to pact it, or would you prefer (51:30):
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Skyler: the pinball? (51:32):
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Skyler: Pinball is what it is. (51:33):
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Skyler: It's pinball. (51:35):
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Skyler: I didn't come up with a fun name for it. (51:35):
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Skyler: Well, I guess spin it to packed it. (51:37):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's got a fun name. (51:40):
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Skyler: That is a fun name. (51:42):
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Skyler: Thank you. (51:42):
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Skyler: Uh, are you doing Arcana? (51:44):
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Skyler: Religion or persuasion? (51:45):
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Skyler: Ooh! (51:48):
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Skyler: Do our khanr. (51:48):
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Skyler: All right, Arcana, go for it. (51:50):
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Speaker 20: Oh, yeah. (51:56):
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Speaker 20: It's gonna be a twenty two twenty two. (51:57):
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Skyler: All right, well, that is going to be a warlock level. (52:00):
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Skyler: And you'll get twelve hundred tickets to go with it. (52:03):
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Speaker 20: Oh, sweet. (52:07):
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Speaker 20: I mainly just wanted the tickets, but. (52:08):
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Speaker 20: Sure. (52:10):
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Skyler: Awesome. (52:11):
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Skyler: Now, with that being said, uh, is anybody going to purchase (52:12):
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Skyler: anything with their tickets? (52:16):
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Speaker 17: Yes. (52:17):
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Speaker 18: All right. (52:18):
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Speaker 17: So this ring of power, I mean, ring of invisibility. (52:19):
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Speaker 17: Do wounds from a morgul blade affect me? (52:23):
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Skyler: Well, of course they would, obviously. (52:26):
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Speaker 17: Okay, I'm gonna buy the ring of invisibility. (52:29):
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Skyler: For ten thousand tickets. (52:33):
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Skyler: You you bring this huge pile of just all. (52:35):
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Skyler: Just, you know, they're all kind of tangled up and everything. (52:38):
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Skyler: Pile of tickets and goes, wow, we. (52:41):
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Skyler: Ten thousand tickets. (52:44):
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Skyler: That's quite the pole. (52:45):
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Skyler: You, sir, have earned this here ring of invisibility. (52:48):
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Speaker 17: Oh. (52:54):
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Skyler: And he hands you this simple golden ring that seems to have. (52:56):
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Skyler: Oh, no. It's just. (53:00):
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Skyler: It's a simple golden ring. (53:01):
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Skyler: I forgot you have to use the fire to see the inscription, (53:03):
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Skyler: which may or may not be there. (53:09):
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Skyler: Anybody else want to? (53:12):
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Speaker 18: If I were to purchase a vicious weapon, do I get to choose which (53:13):
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Speaker 18: vicious weapon is? (53:17):
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Speaker 18: Or is that like. (53:19):
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Speaker 18: Do I enchant a weapon with the vicious effect? (53:19):
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Speaker 18: Yeah, you. (53:23):
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Skyler: Get to choose. (53:23):
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Skyler: It says any weapon. (53:24):
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Skyler: So yeah. (53:25):
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Speaker 18: With that being said. (53:25):
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Speaker 18: So then the plus two and the plus one are enchantments on an (53:26):
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Speaker 18: already existing weapon. (53:30):
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Skyler: Yes. You can add those on. (53:31):
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Skyler: Actually, I think technically vicious weapon would be (53:33):
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Skyler: applicable to any weapon. (53:36):
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Skyler: But with that being said, weapons. (53:38):
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Skyler: When you're dealing in this kind of money, your typical weapons (53:41):
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Skyler: really are not that expensive, all things considered. (53:44):
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Skyler: So if you want to purchase a weapon that is in that has the (53:46):
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Skyler: vicious weapon ability, you can just do that. (53:50):
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Speaker 18: Okay, I want a vicious Warhammer. (53:52):
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Skyler: Nice. So then you get that bludgeoning damage. (53:57):
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Speaker 18: And then I'm also going to buy a plus two weapon enchant. (53:59):
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Speaker 18: Wow for that. (54:07):
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Skyler: Okay, so the vicious weapon is three hundred and fifty tickets. (54:09):
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Skyler: And then to give it that plus (54:11):
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Skyler: two, you're doing another four (54:13):
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Skyler: thousand. (54:16):
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Speaker 18: Yes. (54:16):
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Skyler: Uh, for those that are not (54:17):
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Skyler: aware, when with vicious weapon, (54:18):
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Skyler: when a twenty is rolled, the (54:21):
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Skyler: target takes plus seven relevant (54:22):
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Skyler: damage. (54:24):
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Skyler: Now, Jackson, I'm pretty sure (54:25):
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Skyler: that based on the way that's (54:26):
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Skyler: worded, it means when you roll a (54:27):
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Skyler: twenty. (54:29):
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Speaker 18: Yeah, when you crit. (54:30):
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Speaker 18: Right. (54:31):
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Speaker 18: Okay. You do plus extra. (54:31):
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Speaker 18: That made sense to me. (54:32):
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Skyler: I just didn't want you to be (54:33):
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Skyler: like, oh, because I'm getting a (54:35):
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Skyler: plus two. (54:36):
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Skyler: If I roll like an eighteen and (54:37):
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Skyler: then it would add it to a (54:38):
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Skyler: twenty. (54:39):
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Skyler: I don't think it technically works that way. (54:40):
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Speaker 18: No. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So you're (54:42):
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Speaker 18: just ensuring that when you (54:44):
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Speaker 18: quit, right? (54:45):
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Speaker 18: Exactly. (54:46):
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Speaker 18: But I did that because I (54:46):
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Speaker 18: couldn't just buy a plus two (54:48):
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Speaker 18: Warhammer. (54:49):
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Speaker 18: Right? (54:50):
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Speaker 18: But I don't have any more money. (54:51):
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Speaker 18: Oh, okay. (54:53):
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Speaker 18: So I can't go back to Ireland. (54:53):
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Skyler: Oh, sure. (54:55):
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Skyler: Sure, sure. (54:55):
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Skyler: You can do it with tickets. (54:57):
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Speaker 18: But I wanted that bludgeoning damage. (54:58):
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Skyler: Also awesome. (55:00):
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Skyler: Very cool. (55:01):
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Skyler: And with the plus two to hit, (55:01):
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Skyler: you're obviously more likely to (55:03):
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Skyler: successfully deal that (55:04):
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Skyler: bludgeoning damage. (55:05):
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Skyler: So awesome. (55:06):
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Skyler: Very nice, very nice, very cool. (55:07):
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Skyler: Anybody else want to purchase anything with tickets? (55:08):
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Skyler: Everybody's good. (55:11):
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Speaker 20: Uh, Marky would like to purchase the cloak of the bat. (55:13):
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Skyler: Ah, the. (55:17):
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Speaker 18: Cloak. (55:18):
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Skyler: Of the bat. (55:19):
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Skyler: Alright, so with the cloak of (55:20):
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Skyler: the bat, uh, you have advantage (55:23):
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Skyler: on dexterity, stealth checks in (55:26):
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Skyler: an area of dim light or (55:28):
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Skyler: darkness. (55:30):
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Skyler: And. (55:31):
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Skyler: Oh, actually, sorry, Just generally you have advantage on (55:32):
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Skyler: dexterity stealth checks as long as you're wearing it, of course. (55:35):
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Skyler: And then in an area of dim light or darkness, you can use it to (55:38):
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Skyler: fly at a speed of forty feet. (55:41):
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Skyler: Uh, once per day. (55:44):
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Skyler: You can use your action to cast polymorph on yourself, (55:44):
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Skyler: transforming into a bat. (55:47):
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Skyler: This costs six thousand tickets. (55:48):
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Skyler: So you also have a pretty hefty pile that you present to your (55:50):
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Skyler: gym at the counter. (55:53):
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Skyler: And he says, well, I think you well earned this amazing cloak (55:54):
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Skyler: of the bat. (55:59):
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Skyler: It used to be owned by a friend of mine. (56:00):
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Skyler: His name was Woosh Brain, but now it's yours. (56:03):
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Speaker 20: Is that because he when he wore it, he'd go like, whoosh! (56:12):
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Speaker 20: I'm flying. (56:16):
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Speaker 20: Yeah, he was a big weirdo. (56:17):
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Skyler: But he was pretty rich. (56:19):
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Speaker 20: Let me try this on. (56:21):
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Skyler: And it fits very comfortably. (56:23):
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Speaker 20: This fits rather nicely. (56:25):
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Speaker 20: What happened to my voice? (56:29):
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Skyler: Oh, yeah. (56:31):
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Skyler: He had that happen to him too. (56:32):
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Skyler: It's a weird side effect, but I (56:34):
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Skyler: mean, it's not the end of the (56:35):
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Skyler: world. (56:36):
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Speaker 20: Ah. If I just, uh, focus on my (56:37):
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Speaker 20: voice, I guess I can talk back (56:40):
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Speaker 20: normally. (56:42):
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Skyler: It's kind of weird because you sound just like the guy. (56:43):
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Skyler: All right, anybody else want to (56:47):
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Skyler: purchase anything from the (56:48):
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Skyler: tickets? (56:50):
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Skyler: Nothing. (56:51):
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Skyler: All right, well, you guys get (56:52):
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Skyler: back out there and have some (56:54):
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Skyler: fun. (56:55):
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Skyler: I can't wait to see how well this heist does or does not go. (56:55):
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Skyler: And with that. (56:59):
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Skyler: You guys are all transported back to where you were standing. (57:03):
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Skyler: Uh, which is that little sources house. (57:08):
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Skyler: Two little sources house. (57:09):
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Speaker 20: Oh, and we all wet ourselves. (57:10):
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Speaker 20: Dang it. (57:12):
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Speaker 20: Not again. (57:13):
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Speaker 20: Just you. (57:14):
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Speaker 20: Uh, before. (57:15):
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Skyler: Before we close out. (57:16):
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Skyler: Cameron, were you ever going to get around to looking at the (57:17):
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Skyler: stuff that you snagged out of that the dude's lock box thing? (57:21):
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Speaker 20: I figured you would tell. (57:25):
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Speaker 17: Me when. (57:26):
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Skyler: I'm ready. (57:27):
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Skyler: So you guys are at, uh, Little Sources house. (57:28):
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Skyler: Is there anything that you would like to do before you guys head (57:31):
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Skyler: out into the night to head over? (57:33):
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Speaker 17: We're taking our long rest. (57:35):
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Skyler: Well, you already you took your long rest. (57:37):
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Skyler: You've woken up from your long rest. (57:39):
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Skyler: Is there anything that. (57:40):
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Skyler: Well, I guess you could say this is part of the long rest. (57:41):
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Skyler: Technically speaking, is there anything that you'd like to do (57:43):
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Skyler: before you guys head over to? (57:45):
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Skyler: I'd like to. (57:47):
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Speaker 20: Take down. (57:48):
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Speaker 17: The kitchen wall, maybe, like, reconstruct it to open up a (57:48):
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Speaker 17: little bit more. (57:51):
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Speaker 17: That would not. (57:52):
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Skyler: Be a long rest. (57:52):
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Skyler: You're not you're not resting if you're doing that. (57:54):
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Speaker 17: Well, with all these people here, I feel like I really. (57:57):
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Skyler: You could use more space. (57:59):
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Skyler: That's a fair point. (58:00):
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Skyler: But we can we can come back to, uh, renovate house renovations, (58:01):
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Skyler: uh, another time. (58:05):
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Skyler: Is there anything anybody else (58:06):
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Skyler: would like to do before you guys (58:07):
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Skyler: head out? (58:08):
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Speaker 17: No, I'm making I'm infusing magic items. (58:08):
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Speaker 17: And looking at what I got in my bag of holding from that safe. (58:14):
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Skyler: Yeah. I mean, you have time. (58:18):
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Skyler: You're sitting there. (58:19):
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Skyler: Yeah, I'm just really excited about it. (58:20):
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Skyler: Um, okay. (58:22):
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Skyler: So inside you're gonna hate me when I tell you this. (58:22):
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Skyler: Inside, you find two gold bars, (58:25):
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Skyler: each valued at one thousand gold (58:28):
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Skyler: pieces each. (58:30):
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Skyler: I don't know if you would know (58:31):
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Skyler: that, but I'll just let you (58:32):
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Skyler: know. (58:33):
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Skyler: Uh, there's a gold pocket watch that has the insignia of the (58:33):
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Skyler: legionnaires on it. (58:39):
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Skyler: You find a gun? (58:40):
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Speaker 17: Oh, no. Are there bullets with the gun? (58:44):
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Skyler: There are three bullets inside the chambers. (58:48):
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Speaker 17: Is it a magic gun or just a gun? (58:52):
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Speaker 17: It has eight. (58:54):
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Skyler: It has eight chambers. (58:55):
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Skyler: But there's only three bullets inside. (58:57):
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Speaker 17: Russian roulette. (58:59):
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Speaker 17: Good odds. (59:01):
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Skyler: It also. (59:02):
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Speaker 17: Gave me a gun. (59:03):
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Skyler: I know I shouldn't have, but I was trying to come up with (59:04):
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Skyler: thematic things for the. (59:07):
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Speaker 17: Out of all the people to give a gun. (59:08):
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Speaker 17: You know, I'm the worst one to do that. (59:11):
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Skyler: I mean, hey, it's up to you to (59:14):
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Skyler: decide how you're going to use (59:15):
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Skyler: it. (59:16):
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Skyler: I'll send you the information for it. (59:16):
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Skyler: Uh, you find a jar of various cogs, gears, wires. (59:17):
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Skyler: You assume that maybe these are (59:21):
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Skyler: things that he used to repair (59:22):
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Skyler: himself. (59:24):
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Skyler: Potentially. (59:25):
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Skyler: Uh, you find a syringe of strange glowing green liquid. (59:26):
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Speaker 17: Take it. (59:30):
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Speaker 17: Inject it right now. (59:31):
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Skyler: Just jam it right in. (59:32):
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Speaker 17: Hey, I found this syringe of a strange glowing liquid. (59:34):
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Speaker 17: Who wants to inject it right now? (59:37):
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Speaker 17: Raises his hand. (59:40):
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Speaker 17: I planned it to do hard drugs and have easy access to a gun. (59:41):
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Speaker 17: What a knife. (59:45):
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Speaker 18: Does, does. (59:46):
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Speaker 17: It. (59:47):
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Skyler: Does it. (59:47):
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Speaker 18: Does it? (59:48):
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Speaker 18: He does it. (59:48):
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Speaker 17: Are you kidding me? (59:49):
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Speaker 17: I'm erasing it from my items. (59:50):
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Skyler: You. Oh, you jam it into your arm and nothing happens. (59:52):
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Skyler: But you personally kind of feel (01:00:00):
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Skyler: sick to your stomach a little (01:00:02):
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Skyler: bit. (01:00:04):
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Skyler: Oh, okay. (01:00:04):
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Skyler: Um, it's not a long term effect. (01:00:05):
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Skyler: It goes away after a while, but (01:00:07):
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Skyler: that's something that happens to (01:00:08):
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Skyler: you. (01:00:10):
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Skyler: And then, Karen, you also find a letter inside of there and you (01:00:10):
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Skyler: open it up and you find this. (01:00:16):
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Skyler: Additionally, you find a monocle inside and it has some like (01:00:18):
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Skyler: clockwork bits and cogs and pieces and stuff on there. (01:00:24):
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Speaker 17: It's not. (01:00:28):
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Skyler: It's not a. (01:00:29):
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Speaker 17: Scratch and sniff. (01:00:29):
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Skyler: Yes. On the monocle you. (01:00:30):
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Skyler: There are several buttons, each of a different color, uh, that (01:00:32):
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Skyler: are featured on it. (01:00:36):
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Speaker 17: Cool. Do you have that too? (01:00:37):
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Skyler: Uh, no, I was going to make one. (01:00:39):
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Skyler: Uh, but I didn't have time to. (01:00:41):
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Skyler: There's a green button. (01:00:43):
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Skyler: There's a red button. (01:00:44):
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Skyler: There's a blue button, and there's. (01:00:46):
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Speaker 17: Oh, I have a magic monocle now, too. (01:00:49):
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Speaker 17: Like Benjamin Franklin. (01:00:52):
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Skyler: Sure. (01:00:54):
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Speaker 17: Benjamin Franklin. (01:00:54):
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Skyler: And there's a yellow button. (01:00:55):
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Speaker 17: It's like trying to read. (01:00:57):
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Speaker 17: That would be just sweet. (01:00:58):
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Speaker 17: I click the red button and click the red button. (01:00:59):
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Skyler: And as you click the red button, it changes the color of the (01:01:03):
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Skyler: monocle's lens to red. (01:01:07):
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Skyler: And as you look through the red lens. (01:01:10):
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Skyler: So for those that are listening, (01:01:12):
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Skyler: the the letter itself had a (01:01:13):
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Skyler: series of cogs and mechanisms on (01:01:15):
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Skyler: it that were just in a bright (01:01:17):
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Skyler: red color. (01:01:19):
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Skyler: But as you change the monocle (01:01:20):
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Skyler: lens to red and look through it, (01:01:22):
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Skyler: you can see past all the red (01:01:23):
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Skyler: that's featured on the letter (01:01:26):
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Skyler: and you can see the words (01:01:27):
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Skyler: underneath. (01:01:29):
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Skyler: Do you want to read it or do you want me to read it? (01:01:29):
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Speaker 17: Yeah, sure, I can read it. (01:01:31):
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Skyler: Okay. (01:01:32):
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Speaker 17: Um. Augustus, we truly (01:01:34):
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Speaker 17: appreciate you taking on this (01:01:48):
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Speaker 17: role of manufacturing the (01:01:50):
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Speaker 17: euphoria drug. (01:01:52):
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Skyler: This is a, uh. (01:01:53):
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Skyler: Just to clarify, this is a woman. (01:01:54):
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Skyler: You'll find that out at the end. (01:01:56):
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Skyler: But this is a woman reading. (01:01:57):
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Speaker 17: Well, this is the voice that changed. (01:01:58):
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Skyler: Oh, man. (01:01:59):
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Speaker 17: This substance is of great importance to his plan. (01:02:00):
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Speaker 17: By taking on this (01:02:04):
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Speaker 17: responsibility, you can throw in (01:02:05):
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Speaker 17: a place of high status and his (01:02:07):
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Speaker 17: vision. (01:02:09):
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Speaker 17: Once we managed to escape to the overworld. (01:02:10):
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Speaker 17: You have been instrumental in the success of the Legionnaires (01:02:13):
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Speaker 17: and continue to be a valued member of our society. (01:02:17):
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Speaker 17: We have received word that Dusk (01:02:21):
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Speaker 17: Walker has completed the (01:02:23):
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Speaker 17: necessary preparations to take (01:02:25):
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Speaker 17: over the distribution end of the (01:02:28):
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Speaker 17: euphoria drug. (01:02:30):
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Speaker 17: As you knew, this was inevitable and takes large amount of stress (01:02:31):
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Speaker 17: off of your end of the process. (01:02:36):
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Speaker 17: We encourage you to make the necessary adjustments to your (01:02:38):
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Speaker 17: team, scaling them down to only those necessary to the (01:02:42):
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Speaker 17: manufacturing of the controlling substance and hide it in the (01:02:46):
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Speaker 17: instructed in same within the provided merchandise Duskhawker (01:02:50):
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Speaker 17: will take care of the rest. (01:02:54):
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Speaker 17: Oh, we're incredibly excited (01:02:57):
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Speaker 17: about this next step of the (01:03:00):
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Speaker 17: process. (01:03:01):
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Speaker 17: As Cyrus and I work tirelessly seeking out the Chosen One. (01:03:02):
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Speaker 17: Any day now, we will find this (01:03:07):
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Speaker 17: capable individual with the (01:03:09):
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Speaker 17: perfect amount of manipulability (01:03:11):
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Speaker 17: and raw potential who will (01:03:14):
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Speaker 17: catapult his plan to the (01:03:16):
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Speaker 17: catalyst. (01:03:18):
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Speaker 17: It won't be long now until we capture the pretender and leave (01:03:19):
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Speaker 17: this godforsaken world to. (01:03:22):
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Speaker 17: They take over the larger one with the power of the gods. (01:03:24):
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Speaker 17: Cornelia Maxwell. (01:03:29):
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Skyler: And with that, we will close out today's episode. (01:03:31):
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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 38 - Enter the Architect

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