Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 39 - Breaking in with the Boys - Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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JarJim: Hello, weary traveler. (00:10):
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JarJim: I'm not sure what strange magic (00:12):
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JarJim: must have brought you here, but (00:14):
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JarJim: you have stepped into a realm of (00:15):
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JarJim: my creation. (00:17):
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JarJim: A sprawling city filled with danger and glory, and most (00:19):
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JarJim: importantly, lots of gold. (00:22):
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JarJim: I call it Islanew. (00:25):
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JarJim: Who am I? (00:28):
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JarJim: You might ask? (00:28):
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JarJim: The name is Jade and I'm the patron deity of gambling. (00:30):
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JarJim: Long story short, this group of idiots, or as you may call them (00:34):
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JarJim: heroes, made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a (00:39):
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JarJim: vast trove of gold, but left some of the key details blank. (00:42):
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JarJim: So I filled them in myself. (00:47):
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JarJim: I send them to this pocket dimension, into the city I had (00:49):
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JarJim: created with brand new bodies they'd have to attune to. (00:53):
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JarJim: Can these fools passed my test? (00:57):
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JarJim: Or will they be trapped here forever? (01:00):
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JarJim: So experience my world of trials (01:02):
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JarJim: and tribulations and join (01:05):
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JarJim: alongside this posse of pitiful (01:07):
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JarJim: people. (01:09):
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JarJim: Or as I like to call them, the criminals of Islanew. (01:10):
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Skyler: Welcome back everybody to (01:16):
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Skyler: another episode of Criminals of (01:17):
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Skyler: Islanew. (01:19):
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Skyler: Miss, uh, we are returning from a pretty long break in person. (01:20):
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Skyler: It's probably not a long break for you that are listening. (01:25):
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Skyler: Uh, but it is for us. (01:27):
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Skyler: Uh, so apologies if there's maybe an occasional detail that (01:29):
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Skyler: we're like, oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that. (01:32):
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Skyler: Uh, to be fair, that's probably happened a few times now, to be (01:35):
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Skyler: honest with you, but I digress. (01:38):
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Skyler: The story continues. (01:39):
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Skyler: Uh, with that joining me today, (01:41):
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Skyler: I'll go through everybody and, (01:43):
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Skyler: and they can, they can say hello (01:44):
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Skyler: so that you can remember what (01:46):
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Skyler: everybody sounds like, or maybe (01:47):
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Skyler: we can remember what we sound (01:48):
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Skyler: like. (01:50):
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Skyler: Uh, to my right got Jackson, who's playing des. (01:50):
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Jackson: Hi, I'm des. (01:54):
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Skyler: Is des next to him. (01:55):
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Skyler: We've got Dave, who is playing mucky. (01:56):
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Skyler: Yeah. (02:00):
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Skyler: Following Dave, we got Fatty Lumpkins, who's playing? (02:02):
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Skyler: Kaito. (02:07):
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Nick: And I'm on a keto diet. (02:08):
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Skyler: Oh, are you really I r l or. (02:10):
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Skyler: You're saying keto is on a keto diet? (02:12):
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Nick: Fatty's never dieted in his life. (02:14):
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Nick: It's the term fatty. (02:16):
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Skyler: There's implications. (02:18):
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Skyler: Uh, next to fatty Lumpkins, we got Cameron, who is playing (02:20):
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Skyler: Rorik the goblin. (02:23):
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Nick: Yeah. Hi, I'm Cameron. (02:25):
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Skyler: That's right, you are. (02:27):
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Skyler: And then finally, last but not least, we've got Quinn, who is (02:28):
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Skyler: playing feather McGregor, also known as Lil Source. (02:31):
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Nick: Yeah, I'm Kevin McGregor, also known as Lil Source. (02:36):
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Skyler: Oh, I thought you were going to be like. (02:39):
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Skyler: You'd be like a jekyll-hyde situation where it's like, one (02:40):
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Skyler: day you're feather McGregor and one day you're like, no, I'm (02:42):
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Skyler: little sauce today. (02:45):
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Nick: Two personalities. (02:46):
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Nick: Yeah, I like it. (02:47):
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Skyler: There could be an opportunity here. (02:48):
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Nick: I get hit in the head too hard. (02:50):
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Nick: I know what I'm saying. (02:51):
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Skyler: And it splits. Uh, I'm Skylar, I'm the game master dungeon (02:52):
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Skyler: Master, although we haven't really ventured into any (02:56):
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Skyler: dungeons yet, but we might be venturing into a giant tower, (02:59):
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Skyler: which I think to some extent is the opposite of dungeon. (03:02):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's an inverted dungeon. (03:07):
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Skyler: So, uh, we are excited to see (03:08):
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Skyler: how that goes as we jump into (03:10):
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Skyler: another episode of Criminals of (03:12):
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Skyler: Islanew mess. (03:15):
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Skyler: All right, we're back. (03:22):
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Skyler: If you guys remember correctly, (03:23):
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Skyler: uh, you had just been pitched (03:25):
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Skyler: the idea of possibly taking out (03:26):
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Skyler: Alexandria Dusk Walker, the (03:29):
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Skyler: owner, CEO. (03:31):
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Skyler: What have you of the brand new fat caps and hats? (03:33):
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Skyler: Uh, for lack of better words, multi-level marketing scheme. (03:38):
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Skyler: She also has a number of other (03:43):
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Skyler: schemes that she's involved in (03:44):
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Skyler: as well. (03:45):
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Skyler: Uh, various other companies that you guys have heard about, at (03:46):
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Skyler: least in, in conversation. (03:49):
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Skyler: But whatever the case, you've been approached by an after you (03:51):
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Skyler: guys had successfully gotten invitations to the big fat caps (03:53):
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Skyler: and hats, uh, success gala. (03:57):
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Skyler: Uh, for those that had managed to sell an exuberant amount of (04:01):
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Skyler: hats, you guys had been approached by an individual that (04:03):
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Skyler: referred to himself as the architect, and he had pitched (04:07):
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Skyler: you the idea of going up to the top of Alexandria's tower and (04:10):
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Skyler: taking her out, for lack of better terms, for lack for lack (04:16):
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Skyler: of nicer things to say. (04:19):
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Skyler: He had offered you guys thirty thousand gold pieces to do this (04:21):
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Skyler: as long as you did it tonight, and he promised to get you in (04:25):
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Skyler: the front doors, but that was as far as he could take you. (04:28):
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Skyler: So you guys had headed back to Lil Source's place. (04:31):
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Skyler: You guys had gotten your rest. (04:35):
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Skyler: You guys had jumped over to the (04:36):
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Skyler: Level Up arcade, spent some of (04:37):
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Skyler: the money that you had had from (04:39):
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Skyler: previous excursions. (04:40):
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Skyler: So you guys have leveled up and so on and so forth. (04:43):
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Skyler: Uh, and it is time. (04:45):
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Skyler: It is night time. (04:47):
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Skyler: And you guys find yourselves back out in the square right (04:48):
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Skyler: outside of dusk. (04:52):
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Skyler: Walker Industries tower. (04:54):
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Skyler: What are you doing? (04:56):
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Skyler: I would say that you do see the individual who had referred to (04:58):
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Skyler: himself prior as the architect. (05:02):
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Skyler: I believe he's a deep gnome, if I remember correctly. (05:04):
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Skyler: So he's a short little guy. (05:08):
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Skyler: Um, not. (05:10):
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Skyler: He's actually pretty tall as far as gnomes go, I'll be honest. (05:12):
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Nick: Oh, do you have the money on him right then and there? (05:15):
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Skyler: You could. (05:17):
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Nick: Ask. (05:18):
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Skyler: But he's standing there. (05:20):
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Skyler: He's standing there at the door. (05:21):
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Skyler: Uh, looks like he's ready to, uh. (05:23):
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Skyler: He's just sitting there, like on the stairs leading up to you. (05:25):
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Nick: Got the money on you? (05:28):
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The Architect: Uh, the money? (05:29):
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The Architect: Oh, the thirty. (05:30):
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The Architect: I don't, um, yes and no. (05:31):
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Nick: Oh, I'd like to see it before we go. (05:34):
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Skyler: He holds up a bag. (05:37):
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Skyler: It's just like a plain looking (05:39):
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Skyler: sack, and it looks completely (05:41):
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Skyler: empty. (05:44):
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Skyler: And he says. (05:46):
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The Architect: Here's the best I can do. (05:49):
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Skyler: And he opens up the bag and he reaches inside and then he comes (05:50):
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Skyler: back out with a whole. (05:54):
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Skyler: Handful of gold coins and he (05:56):
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Skyler: sort of drips them back into the (05:58):
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Skyler: bag. (05:59):
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Skyler: You never hear them clink into the bag. (06:00):
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Skyler: They just kind of fall into the bag. (06:02):
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Skyler: They might clink against each other, like leaving his hand. (06:04):
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Skyler: But then once they go into the (06:07):
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Skyler: bag, they just kind of (06:08):
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Skyler: disappear. (06:09):
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Jackson: Just not even do the contract. (06:10):
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Jackson: Just off him and take the bag. (06:13):
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Jackson: We're after the bag. (06:14):
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Jackson: What can I say? (06:16):
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Jackson: I'm a cat who loves the bad people. (06:17):
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Nick: This is called criminals, right? (06:19):
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Nick: And when you start doing criminal things. (06:21):
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Jackson: Are we the criminals? (06:23):
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Jackson: Even criminals as well? (06:24):
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Dave: But he's hired us to do a criminal. (06:26):
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Nick: The slasher. (06:29):
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Jackson: The slasher? (06:30):
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Jackson: Yeah. Are we anti criminals? (06:31):
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Jackson: Because we did. (06:32):
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Jackson: We pretty much exclusively off (06:34):
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Jackson: criminals, minus the ones that (06:36):
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Jackson: weren't. (06:38):
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Dave: Yeah. Because then they can't go to the cops. (06:39):
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Jackson: Yeah. You, you attack criminals because they wouldn't. (06:41):
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Nick: Have stolen. (06:46):
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Jackson: Ones. I, I said excluding the (06:46):
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Jackson: ones that weren't criminals, (06:49):
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Jackson: other than the ones that weren't (06:52):
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Jackson: criminals. (06:53):
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Jackson: We've exclusively gone after other criminals, so. (06:53):
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Nick: No, but we ourselves have committed shoplifting. (06:56):
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Dave: The horror. (06:59):
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Dave: We. (07:00):
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Nick: You. (07:01):
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Dave: You all looking at us here. (07:02):
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Jackson: You know what? (07:04):
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Jackson: Des would would rather complete the job because it sounds fun. (07:05):
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Dave: I like that idea. (07:10):
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Dave: And if we do the job, then we (07:11):
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Dave: gain not only money, but an (07:12):
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Dave: ally. (07:14):
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Dave: Mhm. (07:15):
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Dave: And if he's willing to pay thirty thousand for a job. (07:16):
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Dave: What? (07:19):
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Dave: He probably pays a lot for other jobs. (07:19):
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Dave: And so far, thirty K for a single job is the best deal (07:22):
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Dave: we've seen so far. (07:25):
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Skyler: This is a fair point. (07:26):
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Jackson: It's like a whole year's worth of working for most people. (07:27):
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Jackson: We're doing it in a night. (07:30):
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Jackson: For something we love. (07:32):
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Jackson: Come on. (07:35):
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Skyler: Going into inverted dungeons. (07:36):
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Dave: He might do this again. (07:38):
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Jackson: No going into classic. (07:39):
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Skyler: Classic. (07:41):
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Cameron: Breaking in with the boys. (07:42):
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Jackson: Breaking in with the boys. (07:43):
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Skyler: Going in with the boys. (07:44):
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Skyler: Episode title. (07:46):
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Jackson: Tearing down. (07:47):
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Jackson: Tearing down the establishment. (07:47):
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Dave: Murdered him with the men. (07:49):
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Skyler: We'll see if that happens. (07:54):
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Jackson: Kissing each other. (07:55):
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Dave: Oh. Oh, maybe it's June. (07:56):
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Skyler: If you guys. (07:59):
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Skyler: If you guys get to. (07:59):
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Skyler: Murder. (08:00):
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Skyler: That's what makes you. (08:01):
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Skyler: Man, right now you're just burglary. (08:02):
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Skyler: What did you guys say? (08:03):
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Skyler: Breaking it, breaking it. (08:04):
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Skyler: Burglary with the boys. (08:06):
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Skyler: Right now it's just breaking in with the boys. (08:07):
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Dave: Where did. (08:09):
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Dave: Burglary? (08:09):
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Dave: You're right, you're right. (08:10):
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Jackson: But we aren't even breaking in. (08:11):
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Dave: The. (08:13):
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Jackson: Boys invitation. (08:13):
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Skyler: Well, this isn't the party. (08:14):
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Skyler: Keep in mind, this is just like. (08:16):
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Jackson: Oh, it's. (08:17):
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Skyler: Just our house. (08:18):
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Skyler: Yeah, well. (08:18):
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Jackson: Yeah, we're breaking it. (08:19):
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Nick: Yeah. What's the point of the invitation? (08:20):
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Nick: Oh, those are for the party invitation. (08:21):
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Nick: I feel like. (08:24):
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Dave: I feel like those invitations are going to be worthless. (08:25):
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Dave: Uh, post the dead boss. (08:28):
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Jackson: I could just sell it to people. (08:31):
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Jackson: That's also. (08:32):
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Jackson: They don't have to. (08:33):
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Jackson: They don't have to know if she's dying. (08:34):
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Jackson: What we do is we discreetly offer and then bring proof to (08:35):
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Jackson: the guy that'll pay us, and then we can convince people that (08:39):
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Jackson: she's still alive. (08:43):
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Jackson: Weekend at Bernie's style. (08:44):
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Jackson: Um, and then And then we can sell the invitation to them. (08:46):
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Jackson: Be like. (08:51):
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Jackson: You want to go, don't you, Squidward? (08:51):
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Skyler: That's I, I desperately want a weekend at Bernie's situation. (08:54):
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Dave: Happens to a body that's put (08:58):
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Dave: into a bag of holding I. If it (09:00):
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Dave: dies. (09:03):
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Skyler: If it's dead. (09:04):
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Dave: If it's a dead body, if it's just. (09:05):
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Jackson: Stasis is there. (09:08):
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Skyler: I guess here's what I would say. (09:09):
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Skyler: Yeah, I would say it definitely decays to some extent. (09:11):
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Skyler: I would argue that it might (09:13):
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Skyler: decay more slowly because it (09:15):
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Skyler: doesn't have as much outside, (09:17):
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Skyler: you know, elements because (09:19):
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Skyler: there's like, there's no oxygen (09:21):
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Skyler: in there. (09:22):
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Skyler: There's no, it's a void. (09:23):
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Skyler: It's a void. (09:24):
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Skyler: Exactly. (09:24):
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Skyler: But there would still be things (09:25):
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Skyler: innately in the human body that (09:28):
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Skyler: would cause a certain amount of (09:30):
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Skyler: decomposition. (09:32):
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Dave: Stash her body in my bag of holding. (09:33):
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Skyler: There's also spells that you can use to like, keep a body good (09:36):
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Skyler: for like ten days at least. (09:39):
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Dave: Yeah. Precipitation. (09:41):
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Skyler: I don't think it's precipitation Presbyterian. (09:43):
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Cameron: A rosy smell. (09:46):
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Dave: Yeah. There you go. (09:48):
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Cameron: Over top of the tree. (09:50):
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Skyler: Is it spare the dying? (09:52):
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Jackson: Is it? (09:53):
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Jackson: No. (09:53):
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Skyler: Where? (09:54):
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Dave: On the neck. (09:55):
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Dave: You know, left to right. (09:56):
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Dave: And there we go. (09:57):
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Jackson: I'm totally fine. (09:59):
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Jackson: If we establish that a body decays in a bag of holding. (10:00):
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Jackson: However, in the void of space, a (10:03):
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Jackson: body does not decay because (10:05):
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Jackson: there's nothing to come in (10:07):
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Jackson: contact with. (10:08):
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Dave: Yeah, but isn't it puff up? (10:09):
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Skyler: Does it? (10:10):
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Dave: Yeah. (10:11):
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Jackson: Mhm. (10:12):
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Dave: Crystallize it. (10:12):
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Jackson: Could. It could freeze. (10:14):
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Jackson: Let's see what else. (10:15):
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Skyler: I think there would definitely. (10:16):
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Dave: Gain the freezing element. (10:17):
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Skyler: At the absolute least I think there it would become a (10:18):
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Skyler: circumstance where the body would be noticeably off. (10:21):
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Jackson: In in space. (10:26):
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Jackson: It very quickly. (10:28):
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Jackson: Mummifies. (10:29):
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Jackson: Yes. (10:30):
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Jackson: So by freeze drying. (10:31):
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Skyler: Right. (10:33):
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Skyler: I think people would notice. (10:33):
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Jackson: Okay. (10:35):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (10:36):
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Skyler: Actually, yeah. (10:37):
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Dave: We could break off body parts (10:38):
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Dave: and sell them because freeze (10:40):
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Dave: dried candy. (10:41):
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Dave: Yeah. (10:42):
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Jackson: Oh, is it Halloween time? (10:44):
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Skyler: Oh, well, whatever the case you got. (10:46):
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Skyler: I mean, you're not there yet. (10:47):
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Skyler: You haven't. (10:48):
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Skyler: You haven't achieved the dead body to manipulate whatever. (10:49):
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Dave: Dead bodies before they're. (10:53):
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Skyler: Killed. That's right, that's right. (10:54):
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Skyler: That's what my mom that's what my mom always used to say. (10:55):
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Dave: Old mama saying, you know. (10:58):
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Skyler: Don't don't play with dead (11:00):
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Skyler: bodies that you haven't killed (11:02):
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Skyler: yet. (11:03):
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Dave: Wait, what was my family name? (11:03):
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Dave: Wasn't it Frost nips? (11:05):
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Skyler: There you go. (11:06):
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Skyler: I think that was actually what we went with. (11:07):
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Dave: Frost. That was weird. (11:09):
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Dave: Frostnip. (11:10):
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Dave: Mama. Frostnip. (11:11):
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Skyler: That's right. (11:12):
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Skyler: Okay, so again, you guys are there at the front door. (11:13):
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Skyler: A guy standing there, he he showed you to some extent, the (11:16):
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Skyler: money or at least showed you proof of money that existed. (11:19):
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Skyler: Are you guys ready to go in? (11:24):
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Dave: Yeah. Open the door. (11:25):
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Dave: Chop. (11:26):
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Jackson: Yep. Open the door. (11:27):
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Jackson: Get on the floor. (11:28):
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Jackson: Everybody do the dinosaur. (11:28):
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Dave: I'm ready. (11:29):
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The Architect: Okay, I can get you in there. (11:31):
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Skyler: And he, uh. (11:33):
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Skyler: He pulls out his ID card, and it (11:34):
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Skyler: looks very much like the cards (11:36):
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Skyler: that you guys all have found (11:38):
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Skyler: along the way or found on your (11:40):
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Skyler: person when you first came to (11:41):
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Skyler: this world. (11:43):
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Skyler: There are those little, like badge like things, uh, with sort (11:43):
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Skyler: of a stone on it. (11:46):
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Skyler: And he presses his against the door and you hear a click and he (11:48):
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Skyler: reaches over, he grabs the handle, opens up the door as if (11:52):
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Skyler: it were never locked. (11:55):
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Skyler: And you guys all walk inside. (11:56):
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Skyler: He turns and looks at you and he says. (11:59):
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The Architect: Now you have to promise that you will never tell anybody that I (12:02):
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The Architect: did this, because technically this is breaking the rules. (12:05):
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Skyler: So in this lobby, you notice on (12:10):
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Skyler: either side, it's like a whole (12:12):
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Skyler: bunch of little like mailboxes, (12:13):
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Skyler: like those little metal (12:15):
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Skyler: mailboxes. (12:16):
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Skyler: Uh, if you ever got like a Po (12:17):
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Skyler: box at the post office, it'd be (12:18):
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Skyler: like those. (12:21):
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Skyler: If you've ever been into a post office, you see, like the walls (12:22):
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Skyler: are lined with these things. (12:24):
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Skyler: Um, it's just a bunch of those. (12:25):
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Skyler: He has one of these. (12:27):
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Skyler: He has an account here at this building. (12:28):
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Skyler: So therefore he has the ability to come into this door. (12:31):
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Skyler: But it's a double door system, right? (12:35):
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Skyler: So there's another set of doors (12:37):
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Skyler: that actually lets you into the (12:38):
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Skyler: lobby. (12:39):
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Skyler: So he kneels down by this door (12:39):
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Skyler: and you see him withdraw a (12:41):
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Skyler: little lock picking kit and he (12:43):
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Skyler: quickly pops the lock on this (12:45):
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Skyler: set of doors and holds it open (12:47):
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Skyler: for you guys to go inside the (12:49):
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Skyler: front lobby. (12:50):
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Skyler: And he reminds you, he says, no, don't forget. (12:51):
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The Architect: Once you get past here and then (12:55):
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The Architect: you start to head upstairs, (12:57):
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The Architect: that's when the traps come into (12:58):
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The Architect: play. (13:01):
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The Architect: Good luck. (13:02):
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Jackson: Des writes on his little board, (13:03):
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Jackson: he says, uh, it says, man, I was (13:05):
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Jackson: really hoping for the breaking (13:07):
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Jackson: and entering and breaking was (13:09):
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Jackson: underlined. (13:11):
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Jackson: Oh, and he goes, this is just entering less fun. (13:11):
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The Architect: There will be plenty of time to break things, my friend. (13:16):
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The Architect: Hopefully The Bones of Alexandria does. (13:20):
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The Architect: Walker. (13:24):
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The Architect: But yeah, you did not hear that from me. (13:24):
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Dave: Well, who else could we hear it from? (13:27):
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The Architect: Just the wind. (13:30):
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Dave: You get weird wind around here. (13:32):
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Jackson: Some Pocahontas stuff out here. (13:35):
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Skyler: Do you hear the murderous intent on the wing. (13:38):
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Skyler: Are you guys headed inside, then? (13:43):
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Dave: Sure. (13:45):
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Jackson: Yeah. (13:45):
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Skyler: Which one of you had been upstairs already? (13:46):
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Dave: Quinn and I. (13:49):
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Skyler: Okay. Sounds good. (13:50):
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Dave: So, Rory O'Rourke and source. (13:51):
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Skyler: Roarke and Lil Source have been upstairs. (13:52):
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Dave: We went on the whole tour with that chick. (13:54):
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Dave: Yes. (13:56):
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Skyler: You both have seen this area before. (13:56):
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Skyler: You both go to the door. (13:58):
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Skyler: You guys head all of you up the the ornate spiral staircase with (14:00):
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Skyler: this, like, fancy, uh, fabric rug that kind of leads up this (14:04):
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Skyler: nice red rug. (14:09):
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Skyler: It's very velvety. (14:10):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys make your way (14:11):
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Skyler: upstairs, and when you get to (14:12):
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Skyler: the top, you are greeted by a (14:15):
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Skyler: large room. (14:16):
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Skyler: There's a light switch on the wall. (14:18):
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Skyler: It's obviously magical. (14:21):
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Skyler: It'll start up the sconces. (14:23):
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Skyler: You guys are aware of that? (14:24):
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Skyler: You flip on the lights and before you, there's an entire (14:25):
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Skyler: room of just alternating black and white tiles on the floor. (14:29):
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Skyler: Alright, so you guys are up (14:34):
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Skyler: there, you have this, uh, the, (14:35):
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Skyler: again, the floor tiles, black (14:36):
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Skyler: and white. (14:38):
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Skyler: They just alternate like almost (14:38):
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Skyler: like a chess board all the way (14:40):
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Skyler: across. (14:41):
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Jackson: Is there anything on the ceiling? (14:42):
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Jackson: Yes. (14:43):
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Skyler: More alternating color. (14:45):
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Skyler: Ty, you did it. (14:49):
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Nick: Kaito is going to. (14:50):
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Dave: Hey, uh, before you guys do anything, those are traps. (14:51):
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Nick: Kaito is going to. (14:56):
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Nick: Kaito manifests his echo. (14:58):
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Nick: Okay. (15:00):
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Nick: And just sends it right down the path. (15:01):
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Jackson: Does the echo trigger traps? (15:04):
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Nick: It is an object. (15:07):
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Skyler: Okay, so it has like, weight to it. (15:08):
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Nick: According to Google AI, it does have mass and occupies space. (15:11):
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Nick: I couldn't say my source, but that's a Google. (15:15):
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Nick: AI says, okay. (15:18):
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Skyler: Here's what I'll say. (15:19):
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Skyler: You manifest it thirty feet, (15:20):
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Skyler: which is about halfway down the (15:21):
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Skyler: room. (15:22):
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Skyler: Roll a d6. (15:23):
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Nick: three. (15:26):
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Skyler: three. (15:27):
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Skyler: Um, you watch as your echo gets (15:28):
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Skyler: thrown to the left wall, which (15:31):
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Skyler: would be the west wall and it (15:32):
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Skyler: dies. (15:35):
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Dave: It takes it has one HP. (15:36):
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Skyler: Oh, it dies, then. (15:38):
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Nick: Yeah. Okay. (15:39):
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Skyler: You see it slam into the wall and just disintegrate. (15:40):
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Skyler: Um. I have an eye for detail. (15:44):
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Skyler: Cool. (15:47):
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Nick: Can I. (15:47):
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Skyler: Do that? (15:49):
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Skyler: Me too. (15:49):
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Skyler: I don't know what that does. (15:50):
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Skyler: Make a wisdom perception check. (15:51):
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Skyler: Despite a hidden creature or object. (15:53):
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Skyler: Or make an intelligence investigation. (15:56):
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Skyler: Uncover. (15:58):
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Skyler: Decipher clues. (15:59):
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Nick: With advantage. (16:00):
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Dave: Oh, there you go. (16:00):
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Skyler: Okay. Yeah. Go for it. (16:01):
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Nick: I got. (16:03):
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Skyler: eighteen. Eighteen. Okay. Um. You see, so there are three (16:04):
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Skyler: pillars that kind of hold up the next floor, right. (16:09):
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Skyler: And they're through the center of this room. (16:12):
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Skyler: Uh, the tiles kind of conform (16:15):
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Skyler: around, um, you notice through a (16:18):
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Skyler: reflection on one of the (16:21):
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Skyler: sconces. (16:23):
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Skyler: Uh, like they have like a glass little piece to kind of help, (16:24):
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Skyler: uh, emanate the light that comes off of it. (16:27):
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Skyler: You notice a reflection on that, (16:29):
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Skyler: and you can see that on the (16:31):
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Skyler: other side of each one of these (16:32):
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Skyler: pillars, there's a switch that (16:35):
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Skyler: you think maybe has something to (16:37):
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Skyler: do with the magic that is (16:39):
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Skyler: affecting the floor slash (16:40):
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Skyler: ceiling? (16:42):
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Quinn: You think I could climb on the ceiling? (16:43):
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Skyler: The ceiling also has these tiles. (16:45):
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Skyler: Just to clarify. (16:46):
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Quinn: The walls on the sides have these tiles. (16:48):
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Skyler: No, no, they do not. (16:50):
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Dave: Okay, so I run like a like some kind of cool matrix, dude. (16:53):
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Dave: Alright, so there's lovers where? (16:57):
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Quinn: On the backside of the pillars. (16:59):
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Dave: Oh. (17:01):
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Quinn: So I'm gonna spider climb. (17:02):
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Quinn: Okay. And can I take, like, do I have any you. (17:04):
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Cameron: Gotta dig down and find that courage. (17:06):
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Quinn: Yeah. (17:08):
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Skyler: Dig, dig down and find your inner spider. (17:09):
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Quinn: Is anybody got any, like. (17:12):
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Dave: Dude got launched by those traps like five times and just kept (17:13):
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Dave: going at it? (17:16):
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Dave: Yeah, I kept going. (17:17):
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Skyler: That was pretty. (17:18):
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Dave: Funny. (17:19):
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Dave: I almost died. (17:19):
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Quinn: You just gotta you just gotta (17:20):
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Quinn: figure out which one's the stuff (17:21):
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Quinn: on. (17:22):
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Quinn: There's the right ones and wrong ones. (17:22):
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Dave: No, they're all wrong. (17:24):
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Quinn: Does anybody. (17:25):
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Quinn: Oh, hang on, I got an idea. (17:26):
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Quinn: Oh, I got an idea. (17:27):
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Quinn: Alright, I'm gonna spider climb. (17:28):
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Quinn: Okay, I'm gonna go over to the wall. (17:29):
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Dave: Hey, it looks like those traps knock some sense into you. (17:32):
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Quinn: Come to the wall. (17:35):
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Skyler: Okay, you're on the wall. (17:35):
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Skyler: Like. Yeah, like on the wall. (17:36):
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Quinn: Okay, I'm gonna start climbing. (17:38):
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Quinn: Yeah, I'm gonna look back to the group like. (17:39):
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Quinn: Guys, look at me. (17:41):
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Quinn: I'm a spider. (17:42):
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Dave: There's a theme song. (17:45):
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Dave: Hey, you guys have you play music? (17:45):
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Nick: Oh, shoot. (17:48):
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Nick: Where's my. (17:49):
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Dave: Your MPs? (17:49):
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Quinn: This last an hour? (17:50):
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Quinn: So I'm climbing? (17:52):
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Quinn: Yeah, slowly but surely. (17:53):
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Quinn: Because I don't want to get thrown against the wall. (17:54):
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Skyler: I mean, as long as you stay. (17:57):
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Skyler: I mean, it's. (17:58):
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Quinn: A I'm like, yeah, it's a ten foot wall. (17:58):
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Quinn: I'm just like sideways on the wall climbing. (18:00):
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Skyler: It does feel a little weird. (18:02):
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Skyler: I would say probably. (18:03):
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Quinn: Yeah. But I mean, I'm climbing. (18:04):
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Quinn: I'm climbing. (18:05):
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Quinn: Doing my thing. (18:06):
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Quinn: Get to halfway and I see the lovers. (18:08):
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Quinn: Okay. (18:10):
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Quinn: I would like, pull out my crossbow and I'd like to shoot (18:10):
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Quinn: one of the lovers. (18:14):
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Skyler: Okay, okay. (18:15):
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Quinn: Well, I need to roll. (18:16):
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Skyler: Uh, just roll an attack. (18:17):
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Quinn: Hey, we got a ten ten. (18:20):
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Skyler: All right, you fire off, it just hits the other. (18:21):
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Skyler: The opposite wall. (18:24):
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Skyler: You miss the lever. (18:24):
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Quinn: Oh. All right, well, I'll wait till my next turn, I guess. (18:25):
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Quinn: Right. (18:27):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. Nobody. You're. (18:28):
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Skyler: We're not like in initiative. (18:29):
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Skyler: See, this is why we keep seven. (18:30):
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Skyler: Seven. (18:32):
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Skyler: Okay. (18:32):
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Skyler: Can mage hand activate switches. (18:33):
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Skyler: It can. (18:35):
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Skyler: I'm gonna use my spectral mage hand and. (18:36):
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Skyler: Good idea. (18:39):
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Skyler: It goes up to thirty feet, right? (18:39):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah, uh, I think so. (18:41):
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Skyler: Guys. (18:43):
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Skyler: This isn't working. (18:43):
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Skyler: I can't shoot off the wall. (18:45):
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Skyler: It's fine. (18:46):
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Skyler: I'll try it. (18:47):
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Skyler: It's just an awkward. (18:48):
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Skyler: It's an awkward angle. (18:48):
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Skyler: Nah, I gotta do this for myself. (18:50):
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Skyler: Uh, thirty feet. (18:52):
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Skyler: I throw one more time. (18:53):
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Cameron: Does cast mage. (18:54):
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Skyler: Hand seven again? (18:55):
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Skyler: Wow. Are you don't use. (18:57):
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Skyler: You should just avoid crossbow. (18:59):
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Jackson: Uh, mage hand is gonna click all of the levers except the one (19:01):
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Jackson: that, uh, source is trying to. (19:04):
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Skyler: Which is like the first one. (19:07):
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Skyler: Is it go sixty feet? (19:08):
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Skyler: Thirty, thirty. (19:09):
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Jackson: Okay, so I can only do one. (19:10):
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Skyler: Okay. I'll have I'll say you clip the first one. (19:12):
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Skyler: So it's like in a line, right? (19:14):
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Skyler: So like a third of the way, uh, two thirds of the way. (19:16):
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Skyler: And then kind of near the end of the, the room I've shot three. (19:19):
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Quinn: I still have seventeen. (19:23):
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Skyler: Still going, you. (19:25):
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Quinn: Know. (19:26):
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Skyler: What'd you get? (19:27):
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Skyler: Seventeen seventeen. (19:27):
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Jackson: Okay, okay. (19:28):
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Jackson: So. (19:29):
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Skyler: Uh, does your mage hand reaches out and you. (19:29):
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Skyler: I mean, I assume you see it. (19:32):
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Skyler: I'm pretty sure you see it as the person that cast it. (19:34):
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Jackson: Yeah. It's a it's a swarm keeper. (19:36):
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Skyler: Oh, so it's your little guy? (19:39):
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Jackson: Yeah, it's my little guy. (19:41):
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Skyler: Your twin guys. (19:41):
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Skyler: Okay, so you see, like, this whole little group of twig (19:42):
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Skyler: blights, like, run out and the floor doesn't activate. (19:44):
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Skyler: They're too light. (19:47):
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Skyler: Like they weigh almost nothing. (19:48):
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Skyler: But you see them run up to the (19:49):
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Skyler: pillar, and then they all just (19:51):
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Skyler: start hopping on each other's (19:53):
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Skyler: shoulders until they can reach (19:54):
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Skyler: it. (19:55):
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Skyler: And then you see, like they grab onto the top of this lever, and (19:56):
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Skyler: then the first one just hops out from the group so that the whole (20:00):
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Skyler: group like pulls down. (20:03):
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Skyler: Um, and sure enough, that lever (20:05):
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Skyler: let the lever has been (20:06):
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Skyler: deactivated. (20:07):
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Skyler: Just as you're doing this, you hear as little Soares manages to (20:08):
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Skyler: shoot the second lever. (20:13):
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Skyler: Um, it hits the kind of just top (20:15):
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Skyler: edge corner in a weird way and (20:17):
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Skyler: manages, I don't know, there's (20:19):
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Skyler: like a it's a loose connection, (20:20):
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Skyler: I guess, and it just kind of (20:22):
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Skyler: falls down. (20:23):
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Skyler: Now we got one more. (20:24):
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Skyler: Yep. (20:25):
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Cameron: Wait, what's it do? (20:26):
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Skyler: I don't know, you don't know. (20:28):
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Jackson: Um des steps out onto the onto the squares. (20:29):
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Skyler: Des steps out onto the floor and nothing happens. (20:33):
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Jackson: Nothing happens. (20:36):
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Jackson: All right, all right. (20:37):
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Quinn: I'm gonna shoot that. (20:37):
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Quinn: I'm gonna keep shooting. (20:38):
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Quinn: I still have sixteen arrows. (20:39):
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Jackson: I'm. I'm gonna keep walking. (20:41):
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Jackson: I'm gonna keep walking until my (20:42):
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Jackson: mage hand can click the next (20:43):
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Jackson: one. (20:45):
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Skyler: Oh, I was gonna say so you, you (20:45):
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Skyler: walk the first third of the way (20:47):
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Skyler: there to the lever that your (20:48):
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Skyler: your mage hand pulled and (20:49):
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Skyler: nothing happens. (20:51):
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Skyler: You nervously step onto the second half. (20:52):
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Skyler: Uh, and nothing happens. (20:55):
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Skyler: You walk all the way up to or past. (20:57):
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Skyler: Technically, you walk through (20:59):
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Skyler: the second half of this room, (21:00):
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Skyler: essentially the second third, I (21:02):
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Skyler: guess. (21:03):
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Skyler: And then your mage hand could theoretically reach out and grab (21:04):
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Skyler: the handle on the next. (21:07):
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Skyler: On the last one. (21:09):
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Jackson: I'll make it flip the switch. (21:09):
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Skyler: Okay, it flips the switch sure enough. (21:11):
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Skyler: And with that you step out and the floor seems to be cleared. (21:13):
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Skyler: It's no longer throwing anybody in any particular direction. (21:17):
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Jackson: I drop this. (21:20):
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Skyler: You drop back and gives. (21:21):
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Jackson: Thumbs up. (21:22):
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Skyler: Okay? (21:23):
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Skyler: You run to the door. (21:23):
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Quinn: Does everybody know what happened last time. (21:24):
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Jackson: I. (21:27):
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Cameron: Move. (21:27):
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Nick: Across? (21:27):
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Cameron: I just realized des des is low. (21:28):
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Cameron: Guys are basically like stick Pikmin. (21:31):
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Jackson: Yeah, basically that's how I'm picturing them. (21:33):
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Jackson: That's how I picture it. (21:36):
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Jackson: Just I. (21:36):
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Cameron: Do they make little like hut hut. (21:37):
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Quinn: Hut hut. (21:39):
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Jackson: In my mind, they look like the (21:40):
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Jackson: cinnamon stick from the (21:43):
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Jackson: Applejack's commercials. (21:44):
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Quinn: Oh, God. We should flip them back up so they won't know. (21:46):
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Jackson: Oh. (21:48):
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Quinn: Should we. (21:49):
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Skyler: Wait? (21:49):
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Skyler: Do you want to do that now? (21:50):
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Quinn: Maybe. (21:51):
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Skyler: Or maybe on your way out. (21:52):
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Quinn: If they come in, they see that someone sees us down. (21:53):
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Skyler: Well, that's assuming I mean, this is the middle of the night. (21:56):
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Skyler: You guys have made it through this first room. (21:59):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys find another spiral (22:03):
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Skyler: staircase almost identical to (22:04):
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Skyler: the one that you just went up (22:06):
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Skyler: before. (22:07):
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Skyler: Now, from the outside, you guys (22:08):
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Skyler: saw that this is a pretty tall (22:09):
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Skyler: tower. (22:11):
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Skyler: So now you're getting to see from the inside why it looks so (22:12):
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Skyler: tall from the outside, right? (22:15):
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Skyler: This there's another up. (22:16):
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Skyler: So you go up these stairs and (22:17):
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Skyler: you're confronted by another (22:19):
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Skyler: So this is kind of a bit of a dungeon honestly. (22:21):
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Skyler: Um, in this room you see a whole (22:23):
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Skyler: series of red carpets, all with (22:26):
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Skyler: like a slightly different tone (22:30):
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Skyler: of red. (22:32):
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Skyler: Um, but all red. (22:33):
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Skyler: So there's like darker reds and (22:34):
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Skyler: they're not like in a gradient (22:36):
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Skyler: either. (22:37):
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Skyler: It's just like scattered a bunch of carpets. (22:38):
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Skyler: Um, they are all running across the room. (22:41):
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Skyler: But again. (22:44):
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Cameron: Question. (22:46):
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Skyler: Yes. (22:46):
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Cameron: Why don't we keep climbing up the stairs? (22:47):
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Skyler: Uh, you guys are trying to get to. (22:50):
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Skyler: He, uh, the architect had told (22:53):
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Skyler: you that, uh, Alexandria desk (22:54):
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Skyler: walker lives here in the (22:56):
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Skyler: penthouse. (22:57):
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Skyler: That's at the top. (22:58):
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Cameron: Yeah, but you said it's. (22:58):
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Cameron: You said it's a long spire. (23:00):
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Cameron: Mhm. (23:04):
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Cameron: With a spiral staircase that goes up. (23:04):
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Cameron: Oh, no, no, no, no. (23:06):
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Skyler: It's alternating. (23:06):
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Skyler: So you guys, you guys came to (23:08):
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Skyler: the top and then you went across (23:09):
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Skyler: the room, and then there's a (23:10):
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Skyler: staircase that leads up and then (23:11):
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Skyler: there's another. (23:12):
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Cameron: Keep going across. (23:13):
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Cameron: Right? (23:14):
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Cameron: Right. (23:15):
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Cameron: Yep. I was just picturing a big rectangle and then a big spire. (23:16):
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Skyler: And it'd be like if I gave up that spire. (23:21):
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Skyler: You're thinking like, if I gave you an elevator. (23:24):
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Skyler: And for some reason I kept making you stop at each floor. (23:26):
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Skyler: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. (23:28):
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Skyler: I was like, why don't we just keep going? (23:29):
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Skyler: It'd be like if you. (23:31):
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Skyler: It's like a if each elevator only went up one floor. (23:32):
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Skyler: And then there was another elevator. (23:34):
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Skyler: We had to run across the. (23:36):
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Skyler: Yep, exactly. (23:39):
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Skyler: So this is what you find leading to the other end of this room. (23:40):
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Skyler: Um, is just these these red carpets that run across. (23:43):
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Jackson: Is there a white undercoat on these carpets? (23:47):
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Skyler: You're not sure because they I (23:49):
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Skyler: mean, they completely cover this (23:50):
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Jackson: Well, like was the carpet white when they bought it? (23:52):
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Jackson: Oh. (23:55):
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Skyler: Uh, these all look like individual carpets. (23:56):
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Nick: They've been purposely dyed red. (23:59):
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Nick: Or with the blood of. (24:01):
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Skyler: Yeah, exactly. (24:02):
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Skyler: You don't just see like big spatters here and there, like (24:04):
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Skyler: someone just it just. (24:06):
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Nick: Eviscerated iron deficient. (24:07):
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Quinn: All right. (24:11):
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Quinn: Well, do you love testing traps? (24:11):
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Quinn: You're very scared. (24:14):
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Nick: Akito will manifest his echo (24:15):
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Nick: again and just send it down the (24:17):
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Nick: carpet. (24:18):
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Nick: Interesting. (24:19):
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Skyler: All right. (24:20):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (24:21):
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Jackson: How many times can you do that? (24:21):
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Nick: That is infinite. (24:23):
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Skyler: I'm gonna have you roll a d20 (24:24):
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Skyler: and do what's called a luck (24:27):
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Skyler: check, which is explicitly just (24:28):
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Skyler: means whatever you roll on the (24:31):
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Skyler: twenty is. (24:32):
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Skyler: There's no checks here or anything like that. (24:33):
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Skyler: It's just to see an eight. (24:34):
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Skyler: An eight. (24:36):
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Skyler: Your eco steps on a carpet, a chunk of carpet, and all of a (24:37):
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Skyler: sudden it starts to move and it sort of, uh, it does that thing (24:42):
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Skyler: like if you grab one end and then you kind of whip it down (24:46):
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Skyler: and it does that like wave, it starts to do that, and then it (24:48):
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Skyler: starts to lift up off the ground as it's doing it. (24:52):
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Skyler: And you realize that ninety (24:55):
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Skyler: percent of the carpets that are (24:57):
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Skyler: in this room are all just one (24:58):
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Skyler: giant carpet with like stripes (25:00):
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Skyler: almost. (25:02):
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Skyler: And, uh, it sort of folds in on itself to kind of fit within the (25:03):
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Skyler: room a little bit better. (25:07):
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Skyler: And then it kind of turns towards you and the little like (25:08):
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Skyler: tassels at the end kind of tighten into almost like fangs. (25:13):
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Skyler: And it looks like it starts to, it sort of folds the bottom half (25:17):
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Skyler: so that the other tassels on the other side sort of bear upwards. (25:20):
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Skyler: Um, like it's a big giant mouth and it. (25:24):
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Jackson: Oh well. (25:29):
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Jackson: Bad carpet there weren't in dungeon. (25:30):
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Jackson: Here's our dragon. (25:33):
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Jackson: We did it. (25:34):
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Jackson: Game over. (25:35):
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Jackson: It's a dragon and dragon. (25:36):
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Jackson: A dragon. (25:38):
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Skyler: That's an interesting. (25:39):
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Jackson: Carpet. (25:39):
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Jackson: Dragon. (25:40):
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Skyler: Carpet dragon. (25:40):
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Nick: As soon as the carpet begins to move. (25:41):
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Nick: Kaito is going to attack through (25:44):
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Nick: his echo and just stab down with (25:47):
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Nick: the glaive. (25:50):
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Nick: Well, here's what. (25:50):
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Skyler: I'll pitch you instead. (25:51):
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Skyler: Everybody roll initiative. (25:53):
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Skyler: Whoa! (25:54):
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Nick: Outdated shag. (26:08):
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Jackson: I didn't realize you had vicious mockery. (26:10):
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Jackson: Geez. (26:12):
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Jackson: Nineteen. (26:13):
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Skyler: All right, this gets a nineteen, a twenty twenty. (26:14):
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Quinn: Not natural. (26:18):
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Quinn: Okay, fatty Lumpkins ten ten. (26:19):
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Quinn: Dave. (26:22):
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Skyler: Eleven little sauce is first in the initiative order. (26:23):
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Skyler: What would you like to do as this giant, monstrous carpet is (26:26):
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Skyler: bearing down on you? (26:30):
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Quinn: Is it trying to eat me? (26:32):
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Skyler: Uh, it hasn't really gotten very (26:33):
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Skyler: far, but it definitely looks (26:36):
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Skyler: aggressive. (26:37):
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Quinn: Uh, yeah. (26:37):
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Quinn: So I'm gonna attack said carpet. (26:38):
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Quinn: Uh, I'm gonna use Firebolt. (26:41):
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Quinn: So. Seventeen seventeen. (26:43):
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Skyler: That most definitely hits. (26:47):
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Quinn: I like this carpet on fire. (26:48):
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Skyler: Okay, uh, roll your damage. (26:50):
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Quinn: Uh. Is ten actually one or zero zero. (26:52):
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Skyler: zero is ten. (26:58):
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Quinn: That's a one. (26:59):
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Quinn: Oh, okay. (27:00):
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Quinn: I did one damage. (27:00):
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Skyler: You dealt one damage. (27:01):
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Skyler: You. A tiny little bolt of fire comes out and hits this carpet (27:02):
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Skyler: ever so slightly singeing, uh, a small chunk in the corner of it. (27:08):
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Skyler: Um, but nevertheless, it was damaged damage is dealt. (27:13):
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Skyler: So, I mean, there's that. (27:16):
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Quinn: I tried my best. (27:17):
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Quinn: Guys. (27:18):
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Skyler: Is there anything else you would like to do. (27:19):
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Quinn: Um, I would like to grab Roarke and put him in front of me, (27:22):
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Quinn: because I'm scared that this is gonna hurt us. (27:25):
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Skyler: You do that. (27:28):
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Quinn: What are you doing? (27:29):
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Skyler: Uh, with that being said, (27:30):
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Skyler: Roarke, you suddenly are thrust (27:31):
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Skyler: forward. (27:33):
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Quinn: It's your turn. (27:34):
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Skyler: By my little sources hands. (27:34):
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Skyler: What are you doing? (27:37):
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Skyler: Since you're next up in the order I'm going to. (27:38):
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Skyler: We never do. (27:41):
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Skyler: I have to use a bonus action to mark an enemy with my OBO. (27:42):
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Skyler: Or is it just. (27:47):
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Skyler: I declare a target? (27:48):
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Skyler: You declare a target? (27:50):
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Skyler: It doesn't say. (27:52):
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Skyler: Yeah, you just declare a target. (27:53):
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Skyler: Okay, then I'm going to use my bonus. (27:54):
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Skyler: Technically, you have to oath that this is your target. (27:56):
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Skyler: So you have to speak an oath. (28:01):
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Skyler: Yeah, I've got it. (28:02):
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Skyler: As a bonus action. (28:03):
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Skyler: I can touch a simple magic weapon. (28:04):
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Skyler: I'm going to touch my weapon, and I'm going to, like, move my (28:07):
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Skyler: hand over my bow, and I'm going to infuse it with fire damage. (28:11):
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Skyler: Okay? (28:15):
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Skyler: And I as I do that, I go, all right, Time to take out my sworn (28:15):
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Skyler: enemy, the carpet dragon. (28:23):
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Skyler: Nice. (28:27):
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Skyler: And I aim and fire. (28:27):
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Skyler: It's like in. (28:31):
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The Architect: Pokemon where, like, anything. (28:32):
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Skyler: Can be a dragon. (28:33):
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The Architect: Apparently a dragon type like this. (28:34):
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Skyler: Look at this tree. (28:37):
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Skyler: Yeah, this tree is one, two, three. (28:38):
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Skyler: Okay, that certainly hits. (28:41):
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Skyler: Okay, okay. (28:42):
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Skyler: Hold on. (28:43):
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Skyler: You got some d6's for me? (28:44):
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Skyler: Thanks, Dave. (28:46):
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Skyler: Oh, yeah. (28:47):
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Skyler: Is it? (28:48):
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Skyler: Oh, it's. (28:48):
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Skyler: Is it sneak attack? (28:49):
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Skyler: Because his, uh, thing echo is on. (28:50):
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Skyler: I don't think I count as sneak attack object. (28:54):
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Skyler: We discussed. (28:59):
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Skyler: Oh, but I have advantage. (29:00):
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Skyler: So have sneak attack. (29:01):
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Skyler: Because my oath bug gives me (29:03):
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Skyler: advantage on attacking my (29:04):
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Skyler: target. (29:05):
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Skyler: Give me two more. (29:06):
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Skyler: Twenty eight damage, twenty eight damage. (29:09):
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Skyler: Is this with one fire damage in it? (29:12):
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Skyler: On top of it, it's twenty seven plus one fire. (29:15):
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Skyler: Oh, okay. (29:17):
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Skyler: um, this flaming arrow shoots through and sort of like pierces (29:18):
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Skyler: one side of the carpet, and then it sort of has a wavy section (29:22):
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Skyler: coming off the back of it. (29:26):
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Skyler: It just slight. (29:27):
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Skyler: It just pierces right through all of those sections, kind of (29:28):
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Skyler: leaving singes as it goes. (29:31):
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Skyler: Uh, the creature sort of rears back and lets out a roar. (29:34):
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Skyler: It looks like it's just furious. (29:39):
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Skyler: Um. And in pain. (29:42):
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Cameron: Roy blows on the end of his (29:43):
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Cameron: arrow like it's a shotgun and (29:45):
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Cameron: goes and he steps behind a (29:48):
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Cameron: little sauce. (29:50):
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Quinn: Well, what's going on? (29:53):
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Skyler: Nice. Awesome. Um. Jumping. (29:54):
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Skyler: Well technically it's over to Dez. (29:57):
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Jackson: Uh, Dez is going to go into a (29:59):
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Jackson: rage and he whips out his (30:02):
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Jackson: Warhammer. (30:06):
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Jackson: Whoa. (30:07):
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Cameron: Carpet dragons have awoken an inner beast. (30:08):
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Skyler: He's gonna knock the dust, right? (30:10):
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Skyler: He gets. (30:12):
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Jackson: Out. (30:13):
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Quinn: A pair of scissors. (30:13):
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Skyler: Whoa! (30:14):
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Jackson: And double damage. (30:15):
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Jackson: He's gonna he's gonna go for it. (30:17):
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Jackson: Um, so he's gonna attack. (30:20):
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Jackson: It's, uh, thirteen. (30:23):
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Dave: Oh, that's just shy. (30:24):
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Dave: Dang it. (30:26):
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Skyler: You swing. (30:26):
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Skyler: Your. (30:27):
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Skyler: Warhammer and it hits the carpet. (30:28):
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Skyler: Also just. (30:30):
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Skyler: Well, it hits the carpet. (30:31):
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Skyler: It just kind of moves with the carpet. (30:33):
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Skyler: Like the carpet, kind of like, sort of swooshes around it in a (30:35):
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Skyler: in a sense. (30:38):
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Skyler: Is there anything else you'd like to do? (30:40):
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Jackson: No. There's nothing. (30:41):
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Skyler: You're gonna push anybody in front of you? (30:42):
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Jackson: No, I'm dead. (30:44):
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Jackson: Dead. (30:45):
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Cameron: Stayed back. (30:46):
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Cameron: He ran. (30:47):
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Jackson: Forward. Des is brave. (30:47):
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Jackson: He's a brave, angry little guy. (30:48):
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Skyler: Yeah. No, that's fair, that's fair. (30:51):
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Cameron: What are two other qualities? (30:52):
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Skyler: Uh, Dave, you're. (30:56):
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Cameron: New in town. (30:58):
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Cameron: Is there any cover to be had around here? (30:59):
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Skyler: Cupboards? (31:02):
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Cameron: Sure. (31:03):
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Skyler: Is that what you said? (31:03):
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Cameron: I said. (31:04):
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Skyler: Cover. Oh, cover. (31:04):
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Skyler: Oh, sorry. (31:06):
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Skyler: Oh. There is. (31:07):
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Skyler: If the only thing that you see (31:08):
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Skyler: left in this room is, uh, a (31:10):
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Skyler: single carpet chunk that (31:13):
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Skyler: stretched all the way across the (31:16):
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Skyler: room is still left sitting (31:17):
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Skyler: there. (31:20):
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Skyler: Uh, it's on like the far end. (31:21):
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Skyler: It was the only carpet that's (31:23):
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Skyler: not a part of the the alleged (31:24):
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Skyler: carpet dragon. (31:27):
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Dave: Oh my goodness. (31:28):
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Skyler: So that's as far as cover goes. (31:29):
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Skyler: I think that's about the only thing that there is to offer. (31:31):
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Dave: I guess Maki's just gonna start running towards the other side (31:35):
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Dave: of the room. (31:38):
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Skyler: Okay. And there might be an attack of opportunity there. (31:39):
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Dave: Okay. (31:43):
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Skyler: Because, I mean, the the carpet (31:43):
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Skyler: dragon takes up the entire room (31:45):
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Skyler: after all. (31:46):
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Skyler: Alright, uh, the carpet dragon sees you heading over to the (31:47):
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Skyler: other side of the room, and it sort of lurches towards you. (31:51):
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Skyler: Is it fifteen hit? (31:56):
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Cameron: Yeah, I think it does. (31:58):
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Skyler: Alright. (31:59):
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Skyler: Uh, it swoops down and wraps (32:00):
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Skyler: around you and you are now (32:04):
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Skyler: grappled. (32:06):
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Skyler: Oh, I think since this was an opportunity attack, you still (32:08):
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Skyler: have your action. (32:12):
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Skyler: You theoretically could try to escape Ouchy, but at the moment (32:13):
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Skyler: you are restrained and blinded. (32:18):
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Dave: I'm blinded as well, right? (32:21):
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Skyler: Because you're wrapped up in the car. (32:23):
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Dave: Oh, I see. (32:24):
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Dave: Uh, that probably cuts out that option. (32:26):
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Dave: Um, I am going to use subtle spell expend one sorcery point (32:30):
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Dave: to cast elf's minute meteors. (32:39):
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Dave: Which has a range of self. (32:45):
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Dave: Um, and it doesn't really say a point you can see. (32:48):
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Dave: It just says a point you choose. (32:52):
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Dave: But regardless, I have blind fighting. (32:54):
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Skyler: Oh. So yeah, you can. (32:56):
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Skyler: Okay. Interesting. (32:57):
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Dave: So I'm going to it's going to summon six meteors. (32:58):
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Dave: Flaming meteors are outside this (33:04):
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Dave: section that has me wrapped up (33:06):
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Dave: right then. (33:07):
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Dave: And they're going to strike down and hit the rug. (33:08):
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Dave: Okay, so he needs to make a dexterity saving throw. (33:13):
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Skyler: Okay. Just one, not one. (33:18):
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Jackson: Loser. (33:23):
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Skyler: He's like, I'm literally got this guy wrapped up. (33:23):
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Skyler: Needs to. (33:25):
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Dave: Make one. (33:26):
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Skyler: More go anywhere. (33:27):
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Dave: For the other. (33:28):
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Skyler: Do it again. (33:29):
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Dave: Two meteors. (33:30):
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Skyler: I think that's a fail, too. (33:31):
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Skyler: That's eleven. (33:32):
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Skyler: Although I would argue that the nat one was probably proof (33:33):
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Skyler: enough that he failed both. (33:35):
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Dave: And take twenty one twenty one. (33:37):
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Skyler: Damage. (33:39):
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Skyler: Fire damage twenty one fire damage. (33:40):
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Skyler: You're wrapped up inside of this carpet, and you guys all see (33:43):
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Skyler: these little tiny flaming meteors suddenly appear above (33:46):
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Skyler: the little section where Maki has been wrapped in. (33:50):
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Skyler: Uh, and then they all just kind of start to slam down at this (33:53):
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Skyler: this carpet, uh, burning huge holes in it. (33:56):
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Skyler: Awesome, fantastic. (34:00):
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Skyler: Is there anything else you would like to do? (34:02):
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Dave: No. That's good. (34:04):
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Skyler: Sounds good. (34:06):
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Skyler: Maki, you take seventeen points of damage as the carpet starts (34:06):
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Skyler: to pull itself tight around you. (34:13):
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Dave: I should have maybe done another action. (34:16):
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Dave: Okay, seventeen so I need to (34:19):
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Dave: make a constitution saving (34:21):
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Dave: throw. (34:23):
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Skyler: Well, for the concentrate. (34:24):
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Dave: I got a nat one. (34:28):
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Dave: Oh. So the four remaining meteors just fizzle out? (34:29):
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Skyler: Oh, no. (34:34):
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Dave: I lose concentration. (34:37):
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Skyler: I'm Rick is a thirteen hit. (34:40):
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Cameron: Uh, I do have a little sauce is covered, if that matters. (34:43):
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Skyler: All right, well, then Lil Sauce does a thirteen hit. (34:47):
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Jackson: No. (34:49):
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Skyler: The carpet tries to lunge towards you. (34:50):
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Skyler: Um, with another. (34:54):
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Skyler: I mean, this is a massive, like thirty foot long carpet. (34:55):
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Skyler: Um, so it has a chunk of itself where it's holding Maki hostage (34:59):
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Skyler: and it lunges towards you with its almost mouth, like I. (35:03):
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Jackson: Like. (35:06):
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Skyler: To think of hor. (35:06):
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Quinn: Grabs mean just, you know, very dramatically in slow motion. (35:07):
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Quinn: Pulls me out of the way. (35:11):
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Skyler: Yeah, yeah. (35:12):
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Skyler: And he does. (35:13):
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Skyler: He does. (35:13):
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Quinn: Look at him. (35:14):
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Quinn: I look at him in the eyes. (35:14):
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Quinn: We have a moment. (35:16):
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Cameron: Did we. (35:17):
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Quinn: Kiss? (35:17):
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Quinn: No, no, I don't know about that. (35:18):
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Quinn: We have a moment. (35:21):
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Skyler: You have a moment. (35:22):
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Quinn: I feel like the friendship is finally formed. (35:23):
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Skyler: Oh, finally. (35:25):
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Skyler: After all this time? (35:26):
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Quinn: No, he doesn't feel. (35:27):
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Skyler: He doesn't feel the same way. (35:27):
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Skyler: Well, he does pull you out of the way. (35:29):
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Skyler: Just in time. (35:31):
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Cameron: Out of my way! (35:31):
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Speaker 21: I can't see. (35:32):
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Skyler: Just as well. (35:34):
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Skyler: And you pull him out of the way. (35:35):
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Skyler: Just as this giant chunk of carpet, like, almost snaps like (35:37):
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Skyler: jaws right in front of your face where Roderick was just. (35:40):
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Skyler: Oh, or where Lil Sauce was standing. (35:43):
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Cameron: That was close. (35:45):
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Skyler: With that being said, we jump over to Fatty Lumpkins. (35:48):
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Skyler: Your, uh, echo is out, right? (35:51):
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Skyler: And you're gonna you had (35:54):
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Skyler: mentioned at the beginning of (35:55):
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Skyler: this comment before anybody else (35:56):
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Skyler: did anything. (35:58):
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Skyler: We even rolled initiative that he was going to do something. (35:59):
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Cameron: Yeah. So you get two attacked. (36:01):
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Skyler: No, it is now time that he does get to attack. (36:02):
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Skyler: Ah, it wasn't a surprise round or anything, so. (36:04):
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Jackson: Yeah. (36:07):
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Skyler: Uh. (36:07):
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Skyler: Kato manifesting the echo is (36:08):
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Skyler: going to attack through the echo (36:11):
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Skyler: and basically just take the (36:12):
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Skyler: glaive and do a whole little (36:14):
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Skyler: Gandalf thing where you shall (36:15):
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Skyler: not. (36:17):
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Jackson: We might. (36:18):
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Cameron: Choke my friend. (36:19):
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Dave: Out. (36:20):
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Skyler: I was trying to think of it. (36:20):
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Skyler: I was trying to think. (36:22):
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Skyler: Of a carpet. (36:23):
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Skyler: One you shall not fray. (36:23):
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Skyler: Oh. (36:26):
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Skyler: But don't you want him to fray? (36:27):
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Dave: Beat the. (36:30):
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Dave: Beat the dust out of this rug. (36:30):
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Skyler: Is there like a main scene you can attack? (36:34):
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Skyler: Yeah. Uh, that's gonna be a twenty something. (36:36):
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Skyler: Oh, I'm gonna tell you that hits. (36:41):
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Skyler: So that'll be, uh, seven. (36:43):
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Skyler: For the first attack and being a fighter. (36:46):
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Skyler: I'll take a second attack. (36:48):
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Skyler: Uh, does a fourteen hit? (36:50):
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Skyler: No. Then that's a swing and a miss. (36:51):
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Skyler: That will be. (36:55):
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Skyler: Well, wait. (36:56):
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Skyler: So do I have advantage? (36:57):
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Skyler: Since at least one of my allies (36:59):
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Skyler: is within five feet of the (37:01):
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Skyler: creature. (37:02):
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Skyler: Not incapacitated. (37:02):
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Skyler: Going to pack tactics? (37:05):
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Cameron: Yeah. There's one guy. (37:06):
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Cameron: He's wrapped up in it. (37:07):
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Skyler: Yeah. It's incapacitated. (37:08):
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Skyler: Let's try. (37:11):
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Cameron: That again. (37:11):
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Cameron: Wait, what about Dez? (37:11):
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Cameron: He's on it. (37:12):
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Skyler: Oh, no, I rolled worse. (37:13):
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Skyler: I guess that answers the question then. (37:14):
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Skyler: I. (37:16):
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Skyler: Miss all right. (37:16):
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Skyler: So your echo slashes into it the first time slicing a hole in it. (37:17):
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Skyler: And then goes to slash again. (37:22):
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Skyler: And the whole kind of moves out (37:23):
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Skyler: of the way um, to, to dodge your (37:25):
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Skyler: future attacks. (37:27):
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Skyler: Can I use my bonus action to use the cooler master? (37:28):
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Quinn: Just sure. (37:34):
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Skyler: Glaive around and hit him with the stick. (37:35):
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Skyler: Yeah, you absolutely can. (37:38):
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Skyler: I did ah, that'll hit, but it's (37:40):
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Skyler: gonna be with a blunt stick so I (37:43):
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Skyler: don't know. (37:45):
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Skyler: So then six. (37:45):
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Skyler: six more damage. (37:47):
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Skyler: Well, hey, you know, there's nothing wrong with that. (37:48):
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Skyler: You strike out with the back end and you actually catch the tear (37:50):
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Skyler: that you you started with your glaive end and you managed to (37:54):
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Skyler: tear up it a little bit more. (37:57):
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Skyler: Um, a little a little extra (37:59):
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Skyler: damage on top of what you'd (38:01):
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Skyler: already done. (38:02):
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Skyler: So nothing wrong with that at all. (38:02):
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Skyler: Uh, with that being said, we jump back to Lil Sauce. (38:04):
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Quinn: Um, yeah. (38:09):
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Quinn: So we're gonna try and attack again. (38:10):
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Quinn: Okay. (38:11):
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Quinn: Uh, this time we're actually gonna try and do something. (38:12):
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Skyler: That'd be cool. (38:15):
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Quinn: Would be very cool. (38:16):
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Quinn: What does that look like? (38:17):
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Quinn: Uh, it's gonna look pretty cool. (38:19):
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Quinn: Okay, I'm just gonna use magic missile. (38:21):
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Skyler: Okay. You fire your magic missile. (38:23):
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Skyler: So that is a auto hit. (38:25):
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Skyler: Um, can you please roll your damage for that eleven? (38:27):
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Skyler: Just an FYI, I gave you take eleven total damage as as you (38:33):
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Skyler: feel the rug sort of angling you towards the attacks coming from (38:41):
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Skyler: your friends know. (38:47):
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Skyler: So at one moment you get slashed ever so slightly and then dunked (38:48):
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Skyler: with a sort of bludgeoning pokey stick, uh, and then hit by some (38:53):
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Skyler: magical force as well. (38:58):
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Quinn: I'm sorry. (39:01):
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Cameron: How do we get him out? (39:02):
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Skyler: He can get out on his turn. (39:03):
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Skyler: I mean, there could be other (39:05):
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Skyler: ways to get him out, though, for (39:05):
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Skyler: sure. (39:06):
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Skyler: Um, with that being said, if you're done little sauce, we (39:07):
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Skyler: jump over to Roric. (39:10):
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Cameron: Does Roric see the carpet move (39:12):
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Cameron: the marquee shaped body into the (39:14):
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Cameron: attacks? (39:17):
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Skyler: Yeah, I'd argue you probably notice. (39:18):
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Cameron: The Zurich notice if it's doing fast enough that his arrow would (39:20):
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Cameron: get hit by the same thing, or can he outshoot it? (39:23):
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Skyler: Oh yeah. (39:26):
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Skyler: It's fast. (39:26):
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Skyler: It has like full control over itself. (39:27):
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Cameron: Um, is the carpet. (39:29):
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Cameron: You said it's big. (39:32):
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Cameron: Oh, yeah. (39:33):
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Cameron: Could work. (39:33):
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Cameron: Just shoot it, like at his feet. (39:34):
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Skyler: It's not like it's floating. (39:36):
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Skyler: Like it's flying. (39:38):
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Skyler: Oh, he's flying out. (39:38):
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Cameron: Okay. (39:39):
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Skyler: Not like high because this isn't (39:40):
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Skyler: a big room, but, um, I think, I (39:41):
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Skyler: think to kind of give a better (39:43):
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Skyler: visual of what it's doing is (39:44):
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Skyler: that it's taking the section (39:46):
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Skyler: that it's wrapped Dave up in and (39:47):
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Skyler: sort of put it between you guys (39:48):
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Skyler: and it. (39:50):
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Cameron: My bonus action to yell, Marky, hang in there. (39:51):
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Cameron: Oh, yeah. (39:56):
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Cameron: To save you. (39:56):
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Jackson: I mean, that's just. (39:58):
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Skyler: A free. (39:59):
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Cameron: Act. That's my no, that's my bardic inspiration. (39:59):
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Cameron: You got this. (40:02):
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Cameron: Push, pull. (40:04):
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Cameron: Deep breaths. (40:09):
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Cameron: In and out. (40:10):
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Cameron: Push. (40:12):
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Cameron: Uh. And then for my turn. (40:14):
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Cameron: I don't want to hit Marky, cuz I see Marky just got hit twice. (40:16):
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Skyler: Hit him. (40:21):
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Skyler: Anyway, the the damage that the. (40:21):
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Skyler: Every time they've been attacking the rug, it seems like (40:23):
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Skyler: monkey who's wrapped up inside of it starts to also take some (40:25):
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Skyler: of that damage though. (40:28):
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Cameron: Ooh, I can cast this spell. (40:30):
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Cameron: Everyone's within range for my action. (40:32):
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Cameron: I'm going to go all right I because I, I don't know what to (40:35):
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Cameron: say so I'm just going to. (40:40):
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Cameron: Ah, it's battle time. (40:41):
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Cameron: And we all need a little help, especially Marky. (40:43):
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Cameron: Um aid. (40:46):
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Jackson: He said let it rip, let it rip. (40:49):
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Cameron: And I. (40:51):
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Jackson: Cast h. (40:51):
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Skyler: Okay. You cast aid gives everyone. (40:54):
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Cameron: It makes their h p total bigger. (40:57):
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Skyler: So it increases their mass. (41:02):
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Cameron: By five. (41:03):
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Skyler: five. (41:03):
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Cameron: And I can target up to three creatures. (41:04):
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Cameron: Yeah. (41:09):
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Cameron: So I target Marcie. (41:09):
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Jackson: Yep. (41:11):
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Cameron: Des. (41:11):
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Cameron: And a little sauce because I'm hiding behind. (41:13):
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Skyler: Fair enough. (41:17):
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Cameron: So your guys's HP is up five. (41:18):
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Jackson: Is it? (41:21):
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Jackson: But it's not. (41:22):
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Cameron: Temporary. It's your max HP, and it is a five point. (41:23):
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Cameron: He'll. (41:26):
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Cameron: Technically two. (41:27):
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Skyler: Technically, yes. (41:28):
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Jackson: How long does that last? (41:29):
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Cameron: Eight hours. (41:30):
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Cameron: So the entire day. (41:31):
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Cameron: And it's not concentration either. (41:32):
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Cameron: It's my favorite spell. (41:34):
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Cameron: And in Baldur's Gate because I (41:35):
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Cameron: always cast it at the beginning (41:37):
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Cameron: of every day, because it lasts (41:38):
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Cameron: the entire day and just raises (41:39):
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Cameron: your whole parties because it's (41:41):
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Cameron: your whole party, not just (41:43):
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Cameron: three. (41:44):
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Cameron: Uh, and it raises your whole party's HP, so it makes us all (41:45):
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Cameron: better in battles. (41:48):
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Cameron: So I figured put it on our three squishies, but most likely they (41:49):
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Cameron: get hit targets. (41:54):
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Skyler: Well, I. (41:54):
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Cameron: Have we've got high AC, so. (41:55):
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Skyler: I have eighteen. (41:57):
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Cameron: Armor class. (41:58):
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Cameron: Yeah, but you're also our tank. (41:58):
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Cameron: That's fair. (42:01):
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Cameron: And I'm the range, and he's our other fighter. (42:02):
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Cameron: But he does never go in because (42:05):
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Cameron: he's always hiding behind his (42:06):
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Cameron: desk. (42:08):
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Skyler: You made me sound like a coward. (42:08):
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Cameron: Besides, you don't. (42:10):
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Cameron: You don't really need more HP. (42:10):
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Cameron: You have level eight with (42:12):
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Cameron: Barbarian Fighter and have fifty (42:13):
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Cameron: seven already. (42:16):
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Cameron: So feather now has twenty gone up to twenty five. (42:17):
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Cameron: So big time. (42:21):
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Cameron: I raised your health by four. (42:24):
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Skyler: Uh, with that being said, it is now. (42:26):
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Skyler: Are you done? (42:28):
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Skyler: You're good to go. (42:29):
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Skyler: We jump over to Dez. (42:30):
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Skyler: I understand the repercussions. (42:32):
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Skyler: I'm still gonna smack him with the Warhammer. (42:34):
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Cameron: It's fine. (42:36):
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Cameron: I gave him five hp the tank. (42:36):
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Cameron: Oh, well. (42:39):
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Skyler: Um. Twenty six. (42:40):
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Skyler: Holy cow. (42:42):
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Skyler: Yeah, it hits Dave Davies. (42:43):
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Skyler: That's just the hit, not the damage. (42:46):
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Skyler: Uh. Ten ten. (42:49):
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Skyler: Alright, uh, Dave, you take five damage. (42:50):
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Skyler: Um, but well, there goes that five. (42:55):
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Skyler: Yeah, That was perfect. (42:57):
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Skyler: You hit him for exactly how much he just proverbially healed. (42:59):
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Skyler: Let's go. (43:03):
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Skyler: Uh, is that everything you're doing or you got anything else? (43:04):
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Quinn: Oh, that's all I'm doing. (43:07):
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Skyler: Uh, we. (43:08):
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Skyler: Speaking of speaking of marquee, we jump over to marquee, who's (43:09):
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Skyler: still wrapped up. (43:13):
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Dave: Marquee says, I can't believe I'm losing to a rug. (43:15):
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Dave: And then he's gonna gather his (43:20):
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Dave: strength and I'm gonna do second (43:23):
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Dave: wind. (43:25):
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Dave: With my one level of fighter. (43:27):
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Skyler: Nice to. (43:29):
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Dave: Get. (43:30):
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Skyler: Some. (43:30):
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Dave: Health. (43:30):
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Skyler: Back. Absolutely two. (43:31):
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Dave: Nice one. (43:33):
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Skyler: Very nice, very nice. (43:34):
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Dave: And he is going to try to break free. (43:37):
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Skyler: Okay. Is that a. (43:40):
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Cameron: Free action or is that. (43:41):
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Cameron: No, that's his action. (43:42):
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Dave: He's gonna try to crawl his way to the top of this coil and (43:43):
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Dave: squeeze out the birth canal. (43:46):
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Skyler: Yeah. Um, you're going to need to do a strength saving throw. (43:50):
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Cameron: Oh, you can do that. (43:54):
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Cameron: Don't forget my bardic inspiration. (43:56):
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Skyler: That's true. (43:58):
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Skyler: You do have bardic inspiration. (43:58):
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Skyler: Don't need it, but that I might. (44:00):
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Dave: I'm gonna use one d6. (44:02):
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Cameron: Yeah yeah. (44:03):
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Dave: Yeah. Better safe than sorry. (44:04):
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Dave: Oh, uh. (44:06):
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Skyler: Eighteen eighteen you do you succeed? (44:06):
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Skyler: You are you going up the top of the the rap? (44:08):
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Dave: Oh, actually, it's a twenty one. (44:12):
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Skyler: But but yeah, either way, that's what works. (44:13):
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Skyler: Are you going. (44:15):
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Dave: Up. (44:15):
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Skyler: The top? (44:15):
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Skyler: You're going up the top. (44:16):
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Quinn: Get pooped out. (44:17):
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Dave: No, you're too late. (44:18):
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Skyler: I already said you're at the top and you're standing there like (44:19):
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Skyler: wobbly, but you're standing on top of this curled section of (44:22):
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Skyler: the, uh, the carpet riding on top of this carpet dragon. (44:26):
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Dave: And then I'm going to spread out the cloak, my cloak. (44:30):
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Dave: I'm going to jump into the air and fly. (44:35):
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Dave: Well, actually, I don't know. (44:39):
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Dave: Actually, I was supposed to ask, (44:40):
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Dave: what's the lighting like in this (44:41):
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Dave: room? (44:43):
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Skyler: Um, it's I mean, it's it's dimly lit. (44:44):
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Dave: It's not. (44:47):
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Dave: Yes, that's what I. (44:47):
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Skyler: Oh, there you go. (44:48):
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Dave: I figured it was night time, so I thought it'd be good. (44:52):
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Skyler: This one didn't have as much light as the previous room, (44:55):
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Skyler: which was very bright. (44:57):
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Skyler: Felt like you were inside. (44:58):
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Skyler: Like a grocery store or something, you know? (44:59):
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Skyler: Was this your back hook? (45:02):
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Dave: Yes. This is the cloak of the bat. (45:03):
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Dave: And I'm going to fly up into the air above it. (45:06):
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Skyler: Woo! (45:10):
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Skyler: Um, I think it's a little surprised, honestly, that you (45:12):
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Skyler: not only escaped, but you're also able to fly. (45:15):
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Skyler: Just like it is. (45:18):
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Skyler: So, um, it's a little bit. (45:19):
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Skyler: Wait. The dragon can fly? (45:21):
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Skyler: Yeah. Dragon flying. (45:23):
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Skyler: Oh. (45:24):
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Dave: Hovering. (45:25):
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Dave: Kinda. (45:25):
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Skyler: Yeah, like a flying car. (45:26):
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Skyler: But let me get it. (45:27):
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Skyler: Um, with that being said, we jump over to the carpet, uh, (45:28):
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Skyler: which turns over towards des, who just slammed into it with a (45:32):
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Skyler: hammer, and it is upset. (45:36):
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Skyler: Des does. (45:38):
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Skyler: Oh, wow. (45:39):
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Skyler: Uh, twenty four hit. (45:40):
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Skyler: The. Yeah. (45:43):
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Skyler: Okay. You are also now or sorry, you are now wrapped up in the (45:44):
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Skyler: carpet as it swirls around you. (45:48):
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Skyler: The irony. (45:50):
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Skyler: Right? (45:50):
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Skyler: Um, it is break for you, uh, before. (45:51):
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Skyler: Well, before you can because you (45:54):
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Skyler: make that check on your turn, (45:55):
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Skyler: right? (45:56):
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Skyler: But for now, you take seventeen points of damage as it starts to (45:57):
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Skyler: sort of coil itself and then tighten around you. (46:01):
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Quinn: I'm gonna say if this thing gets (46:03):
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Quinn: Ahold of me, I'm jumping on (46:05):
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Quinn: seventeen damage. (46:07):
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Skyler: Uh, with that being said, uh, that is its turn. (46:09):
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Skyler: We jump over to fatty fatty. (46:12):
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Skyler: And the echo is still atop this flighty dragon. (46:15):
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Skyler: Yeah, riding it like a dragon champion. (46:19):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's Maki and your echo are both atop this. (46:22):
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Skyler: This dragon carpet. (46:25):
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Skyler: Yes, on. (46:27):
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Quinn: A magic. (46:28):
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Skyler: Card. So with his limited repertoire of actions, he will (46:29):
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Skyler: then proceed to attack with his glaive once more. (46:32):
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Skyler: Just slashing. (46:35):
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Skyler: Renewed vigor. (46:36):
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Skyler: Uh, does he still get advantage? (46:39):
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Skyler: I would say if anything, you get advantage. (46:41):
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Skyler: Well, not sure if it's for the PAC tactics because I would say (46:43):
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Skyler: that you him your echo on top of the carpet and then Markey is up (46:47):
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Skyler: in the air. (46:54):
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Skyler: We can argue that this opens up an opportunity. (46:55):
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Skyler: You have an ally within that amount of space. (46:59):
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Skyler: Well, the first attack misses because I rolled a four twice. (47:02):
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Skyler: All right, I've gone to the hard rock. (47:05):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's lurching around. (47:07):
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Skyler: It's lurching around a lot. (47:09):
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Skyler: It's really hard to to hit it. (47:10):
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Skyler: The second attack. (47:11):
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Skyler: That one will hit. (47:14):
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Skyler: That's a twenty something. (47:15):
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Skyler: I love these general numbers. (47:18):
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Skyler: There's a twenty something twenty twenty two. (47:21):
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Skyler: Twenty two okay. (47:25):
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Skyler: Yeah, I can only count by fives. (47:26):
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Skyler: Uh, and that will be eleven eleven damage. (47:28):
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Skyler: Wow. Hold on. Sorry, Dez. You take five damage. (47:32):
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Cameron: What kind of damage is this for him? (47:34):
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Skyler: Him? (47:36):
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Skyler: Uh, I think it all counts as bludgeoning damage. (47:37):
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Skyler: Okay, so I am resistant to that. (47:40):
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Skyler: You are? (47:42):
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Skyler: So and raging. (47:44):
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Skyler: So do that for both the initial (47:45):
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Skyler: the seventeen damage you took (47:47):
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Skyler: and anything else that I throw (47:49):
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Skyler: your way while you're stuck in (47:50):
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Skyler: here is also considered (47:52):
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Skyler: bludgeoning damage. (47:53):
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Skyler: Okay, so that is good. (47:55):
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Skyler: So wait, that would be halved, right? (47:56):
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Skyler: Right. Yeah. Round down. (47:58):
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Skyler: Uh, so oh eight. (48:00):
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Skyler: And yeah, yeah. (48:02):
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Skyler: Sixteen and eight. (48:04):
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Skyler: So we'll do that. (48:05):
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Cameron: I got you your barbarian expert. (48:07):
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Cameron: Got your back. (48:09):
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Skyler: And he does turn around and then proceed to hit it with the butt (48:10):
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Skyler: of the glaive. (48:15):
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Skyler: Nice. Everybody loves a good butt. (48:16):
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Skyler: And that'll be it. (48:19):
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Skyler: Twenty three and then the butt of the staff doesn't. (48:20):
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Skyler: Do an additional nine damage. (48:24):
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Skyler: An additional nine damage. (48:26):
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Skyler: Okay, so you're taking four. (48:27):
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Skyler: There we go. (48:29):
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Skyler: Four halved. (48:30):
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Skyler: Yes. (48:32):
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Skyler: Awesome. (48:33):
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Skyler: That makes sense. (48:34):
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Skyler: So much better. (48:35):
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Skyler: I know, right, you're the best (48:36):
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Skyler: person to get wrapped up in (48:37):
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Skyler: this. (48:38):
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Skyler: As weird as that sounds. (48:39):
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Skyler: Uh, I did not realize that at (48:40):
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Skyler: first, but, um, thank you for (48:41):
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Skyler: catching that. (48:42):
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Skyler: Jumping back over to Lil Source, uh, you saw Maki climb out and (48:44):
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Skyler: fly down in the most, uh. (48:49):
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Quinn: Pretty majestic. (48:53):
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Skyler: Yeah, it was the most Dark Knight way possible. (48:53):
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Skyler: Uh, but then it managed to get Ahold of des, who's now wrapped (48:56):
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Skyler: up in it. (48:59):
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Skyler: Don't worry about me. (48:59):
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Skyler: Uh, des writes that on his whiteboard and holds it up. (49:00):
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Skyler: Yeah, don't worry about me. (49:03):
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Skyler: It just. (49:04):
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Skyler: Pops out the top. (49:05):
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Skyler: And it's not. (49:07):
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Skyler: I can't see him, so it's not like aiming his way. (49:08):
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Skyler: Right? (49:10):
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Skyler: You're not sure where. (49:11):
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Skyler: Yeah, it's just it's up there somewhere. (49:12):
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Quinn: I would like to do a large reduce. (49:14):
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Skyler: Okay. On. (49:16):
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Quinn: I'd like to reduce the rug. (49:17):
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Skyler: Interesting. Okay. How does it make a save against that? (49:19):
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Skyler: Um. I'm assuming. (49:24):
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Skyler: Yeah, I think it's a con save, isn't it? (49:25):
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Cameron: Yeah. Because if you put it on (49:27):
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Cameron: your buddy, they have to approve (49:29):
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Cameron: it. (49:30):
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Quinn: Oh. Oh, no. Um, if the target is a creature, which I assume this (49:31):
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Quinn: would be a creature of some sort, everything is wearing, (49:35):
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Quinn: carrying, changing size with it. (49:39):
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Skyler: Perfect. (49:42):
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Quinn: Any item dropped by an affected (49:43):
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Quinn: creature returns to normal size (49:45):
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Quinn: at once. (49:46):
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Skyler: So when I escape, I will return to normal. (49:47):
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Skyler: Correct. (49:50):
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Skyler: That's okay. (49:50):
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Quinn: Yeah. So if if you if you pull, if you jump out, it'll go. (49:51):
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Skyler: I'm just a little guy. (49:57):
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Skyler: What is, uh, what is your spell? (49:59):
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Skyler: Save DC that I need to roll against here. (50:00):
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Skyler: Thirteen. (50:03):
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Quinn: Where do you see that? (50:03):
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Quinn: Oh, okay. (50:04):
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Skyler: That's a. Fifteen Nat so it'd be like a eighteen, I think. (50:05):
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Skyler: Total D nine. (50:09):
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Skyler: Yeah, man, I kind of wanted that. (50:10):
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Skyler: Yeah I was looking forward to that imagery really. (50:12):
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Skyler: Well you'll have to save it for, for later. (50:15):
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Skyler: Maybe there'll be another opportunity. (50:17):
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Skyler: So that would be pretty great. (50:18):
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Skyler: Okay, so jumping over to jumping back to Roric. (50:20):
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Cameron: Hey. What's up? (50:24):
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Skyler: What do you want to do? (50:25):
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Cameron: Uh, it's just des in there now, right? (50:26):
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Cameron: Ah, he can, he can. (50:29):
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Skyler: Don't worry about me. (50:30):
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Cameron: I'm now going to shoot again. (50:32):
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Cameron: Okay? (50:33):
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Cameron: Yeah, I'm just gonna attack him again with my shortbow. (50:34):
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Cameron: Okay. (50:36):
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Cameron: Sorry. (50:37):
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Cameron: Nineteen. (50:38):
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Skyler: That does hit. (50:39):
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Skyler: This is the tricky situation that you're in, right? (50:40):
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Skyler: Because obviously you want to deal just enough damage to take (50:42):
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Skyler: this thing out, but without doing too much damage that you (50:46):
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Skyler: end up taking your friend out. (50:50):
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Skyler: Well, see. (50:52):
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Skyler: What are you using? (50:53):
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Skyler: The bow. (50:53):
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Skyler: I am resistant to piercing damage too. (50:54):
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Skyler: Sure. (50:56):
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Skyler: So all things considered, from the from the stat block? (50:56):
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Skyler: Well, from the stat block that I put together, the idea is that (50:59):
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Skyler: it all just gets converted to bludgeoning damage for the (51:02):
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Skyler: person who's inside, right? (51:05):
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Skyler: Because it's like muscles contracting. (51:07):
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Skyler: Yes, exactly. (51:08):
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Cameron: Twenty three damage, right? (51:10):
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Cameron: No, sorry, thirty damage. (51:13):
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Skyler: thirty total damage. (51:15):
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Skyler: You fire this arrow once again, it flies through. (51:17):
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Skyler: Um, you'll take seven for. (51:21):
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Skyler: Um, it flies through right into (51:25):
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Skyler: sort of the head section of this (51:28):
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Skyler: rug. (51:30):
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Skyler: This carpet, it stops partway through. (51:30):
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Skyler: It's flaming. (51:34):
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Skyler: You see the fire start to branch out as it does, it consumes the (51:35):
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Skyler: entire rug almost like flash paper and it just crumbling into (51:39):
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Skyler: fragments of ash onto the floor. (51:46):
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Skyler: And des, you you were flopped back out. (51:50):
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Skyler: Fatty. (51:53):
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Skyler: Your, uh, your echo falls to the floor as well. (51:53):
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Skyler: I mean, Maki, you're still flying up there in the air. (51:57):
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Skyler: So I mean, that that is what it is. (51:59):
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Skyler: Um, but there's no carpet below you anymore. (52:01):
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Skyler: Now it's just plain floor. (52:04):
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Skyler: Uh, I would sure. (52:06):
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Skyler: It's white underneath. (52:06):
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Skyler: And over on the far end is just the one chunk of, of carpet that (52:08):
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Skyler: was safe to, to walk on. (52:12):
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Skyler: Whatever the case. (52:14):
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Skyler: Uh, before you is a, is sort of a mound of just ash of what this (52:15):
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Skyler: carpet used to be. (52:20):
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Skyler: And then you see the door to the next area. (52:21):
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Quinn: Uh, des shakes it off, you know, (52:24):
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Quinn: because, you know, yeah, (52:26):
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Quinn: whatever. (52:28):
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Quinn: He pees on the ash. (52:28):
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Skyler: Yeah, because you don't want to leave that going. (52:29):
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Cameron: I know. (52:31):
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Quinn: It's. (52:32):
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Skyler: Dangerous. Okay. That's two, two, two for p. (52:32):
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Quinn: Anyone up for a circle? (52:35):
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Quinn: Urination. (52:36):
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Cameron: Hey, des, you need some healing. (52:37):
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Skyler: This would be the perfect. (52:40):
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Skyler: Time to use enlarge. (52:40):
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Skyler: Reduce. (52:41):
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Skyler: I'm willing. (52:43):
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Cameron: You need some healing. (52:46):
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Cameron: Look. Look at this trick I taught frog, and I pop out frog, (52:48):
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Cameron: and I go kill him. (52:54):
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Cameron: Frog and frog, I, I walk next to des, and the frog just kind of (52:55):
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Cameron: hops and hovers over des and they cast cure wounds on them. (53:00):
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Cameron: Perfect. (53:03):
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Dave: Maki joins us, joins this circle, says, this reminds me of (53:04):
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Dave: one of those cult rituals we used to do. (53:08):
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Dave: And he starts peeing on the ashes. (53:12):
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Skyler: Was it just. (53:14):
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Skyler: A follow up to the cult ritual? (53:14):
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Skyler: Like, we started a fire. (53:16):
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Skyler: We sacrificed the dude. (53:17):
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Skyler: All right, guys, you were mentioning. (53:18):
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Quinn: The ashes like an initiate. (53:20):
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Skyler: Oh, and. (53:22):
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Quinn: This is the. (53:24):
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Quinn: This is the cult, right? (53:24):
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Quinn: Introduction for. (53:26):
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Skyler: The. (53:28):
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Skyler: You were in charge of putting out the fire. (53:28):
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Skyler: This is just. (53:30):
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Skyler: That was your job. (53:31):
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Skyler: Awesome. (53:32):
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Skyler: So, uh, you guys pee out this, uh, this flaming pile of burnt, (53:33):
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Skyler: uh, shag carpet, and you guys are able to get yourselves to (53:37):
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Skyler: the other side of the room. (53:42):
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Dave: Well, I think we handled that well. (53:44):
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Cameron: Do you need another one? (53:49):
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Quinn: He just gives you a thumbs up. (53:51):
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Quinn: Hey, I don't need it, but I'll take it. (53:52):
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Cameron: For six rolling ones. (53:54):
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Quinn: That's fine. (53:56):
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Cameron: I think two is fine. (53:58):
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Quinn: Yep. That'll that'll be fine. (53:59):
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Quinn: Now I'm only down ten damage. (54:01):
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Quinn: Technically. (54:02):
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Quinn: So. (54:03):
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Skyler: Nice. Okay. (54:03):
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Cameron: Plus my eighty five. (54:04):
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Quinn: Yeah, perfect. (54:06):
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Cameron: We're good. (54:07):
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Cameron: We're Gucci. (54:08):
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Skyler: Good. All right, so with all the healing done as you guys make (54:09):
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Skyler: your way up the stairs, you guys get to the top. (54:12):
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Skyler: And the room that you find upstairs it's a wide room. (54:14):
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Skyler: There's a variety of little like wardrobes and shelves, all (54:19):
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Skyler: filled with the fat caps and hats that you guys recognize (54:24):
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Skyler: from the boxes that you have taken so far or gotten (54:29):
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Skyler: yourselves your hands on, or what have you. (54:32):
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Skyler: Um, these hats are scattered all (54:35):
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Skyler: over these wardrobes, like (54:37):
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Skyler: hanging from little hangers or (54:38):
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Skyler: just sitting on the shelves Or (54:40):
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Skyler: distributed on the heads of (54:42):
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Skyler: probably a couple of dozen of (54:45):
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Skyler: mannequins. (54:48):
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Quinn: Oh, don't trust that I'm gonna smack a mannequin with my (54:49):
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Quinn: Warhammer right now. (54:52):
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Skyler: Just as you're about to do that. (54:53):
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