Sisters Not Saints

Sisters Not Saints

Advice from the sisters you’ve always wanted with Kristen, Megan, Hilarie and Zoey! Also featuring: our favorite internet stories | deep dives | funny ethical debates


March 21, 2023 46 min

Jump in, friends — this week is all about healing and feeling! We kick things off by discussing the results of our previous 30-day somatic healing hip exercises, then move into the latest manifestation technique called Lucky Girl Syndrome. Does believing and reciting that you are the luckiest girl in the world allow the universe to conspire in your favor? We offer two very different belief systems on the theory. Finally, we discuss...

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Batten down the hatches this week, everyone!

This podcast episode is going UNDERGROUND to discuss doomsday bunkers, Y2K, Albanian Bunker Fest and survival in a post-apocalyptic environment. Tune in for a lively game of “Which Bunker is Bogus?” as we highlight three bunkers — each more fanciful than the last — from the Svalbard Global Seed Vault (popularized by Cecilia Blomdahl), an Oreo Vault and an unb...

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Join the Sisters this week as we dive into the new phenomenon of Stay at Home Girlfriends. Hilarie met one in real life and tells us what she learned. 

We then pull back the curtain on…Zoey! Everyone’s favorite little mystery. She agrees to fill us in on her life as a Costumer to the stars. You won’t believe the weirdest thing she’s had to do on set before. 

We then get into our advice ...

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In this week’s episode we explore an assortment of topics — the lewd, the ludicrous and the luxurious. Jump into our real life encounters with the world of deepfakes, AI and chatGPT functionality, as well as some of the newest ways people we know are trying to bring babies to this world. We also dive into things that make us feel rich and it’s not what you’d expect! 

Once we return to the real world, we give our takes on the follow...

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It’s a perfect blend of past and present in this week’s podcast, or should we say sociological study?

Listen in as the sisters examine a theory gone viral by Marty Wadsworth (@martinswt on TikTok) for selecting a mate by their place in the high school pecking order, walk through an actual experience sharing an apartment building with Anna Gristina, a famous New York madame and brothel owner and eventually mull over Gen Z’s ideas on...

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The suburbs of Music City are alive — not with the sounds of music — but with sound BATHS! This week, we ventured out as a group to try a private sound bath at HAUM in Franklin, TN. We summarize our very colorful experiences. We also issue and begin a 30 day challenge targeting trauma healing through somatic hip release exercises a la Tik Tok. 

With our own healing well underway, we attempt to help some of our listeners heal their ...

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It hits the fan this week as Sisters discuss various sh*tty offenses: washcloth cleanliness, nepo babies and the concept of ethical billionaires. How do you stay clean out there, whether it be in the laundry room, career progression and the acquisition of wealth? 

Once we air our hot takes, we dive into our advice segment. Hear from a listener with an emotionally distant husband, someone with a terminally ill father and an “evil” s...

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HELLO, PARTY PEOPLE! The SISTERS are BACK from hiatus and ready to invade your ear drums for SEASON TWO! 

As they reconvene to catch up from their break, they tackle various self care topics: trending poop apps (Gen Z, why, besties?), buccal fat removal and the cleanliness of washcloths. Listen, learn and tell the pod crew what you’re out there doing! 

After tackling personal self care, the sisters tackle YOUR dilemmas: 

Question 1...

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December 21, 2022 38 min

It’s a walk through Winter Wonderland as we wrap our final episode of Season One and say goodbye to 2022. Listen in as we reminisce on the highs and lows of the year, from the top Google searches to what we hope society leaves behind as we enter the new year. We discuss our favorite and most unique holiday traditions and explore how to gift as a family versus an individual.

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As we inch toward the holiday season, the sisters explore the relevance of the once-ubiquitous blue lights on college campuses across America and how increasing connectedness has shifted our evolving plans for public safety. From there, we explore the newest option in some progressive states for an ethical, clean burial called human composting and discuss our willingness to undergo this new process. Finally, we meet t...

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It’s true what they say — desperate times call for desperate measures! This week’s conversational adventures take us through a litany of taboo dilemmas from times past and current: from the act of Roman Charity to the use of color coded loofas in a well-known retirement town in FL.

Our listeners have written in with their own taboo dilemmas, including: what to do if your girlfriend is catfishing as you, ...

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If something smells fishy over here, don’t mind us! We are the latest to sample the trend seen ‘round the world: tinned fish date nights. Listen in as we force each other to sample the full tinned fish date night experience (a la Ali Hooke) and see for ourselves what Tik Tok, Thrillist and The Washington Post have rated so highly. 

After sampling exotic cuisine, we tackle some tough listener relationship...

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Join this sisters this week as we dive into ALL THINGS THANKSGIVING! Megan shares her very authentic impression of a turkey gobble, we discuss if we even LIKE Thanksgiving or is it just a warm up to Christmas. A listener was kind enough to share a very heartwarming Thanksgiving story. We then get into some Thanksgiving trivia.

Our listeners also wrote in this week with some Thanksgiving specific advice r...

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November 16, 2022 36 min

The sisters are coming at you this week from the other side of a recent criminal entanglement — and, no, it was nothing like their experiences from criminal Tik Tok [episode 11]. 

It’s not a long journey from criminal Tik Tok stans to becoming entangled in a life of crime, as the sisters relay a wild and crazy real life story. Listen to their differing opinions on how or if a criminal should be punished and what their armchair sent...

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It's all poop and some play in this episode, as the sisters grapple with some of the messiness of being human and what happens when sh*t literally hits the fan. 

We also dive into a therapist's theory that introversion and extroversion is a myth of human existence and is actually high or low self esteem in disguise. Are we leaning too heavily on introversion/extroversion as a personality trait, when it c...

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November 2, 2022 46 min

Join the Sisters this week as Kristen and Megan tell us about the time they sold their houses and moved onto their dad's property to live full time in RVs. They answer all kinds of questions you may wonder about when it comes to "full timing" such as: how do you fit three kids into an RV, where does the poop go and what do other neighbors think about this?!

We then get into our advice segment where we help a listener who has guilt ...

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Join the sisters this week as we celebrate ALL THINGS SPOOKY. We discuss the new Netflix show "Dahmer" and the effects it has on the victims families. Megan provides us with an update on her friendly house ghost. Kristen and Hilarie both share their creepy ghost stories. 


In our advice segment this week, we are featuring all spooky, scary, Halloweeny questions! 


Remember to rate and leave us a review today! New episodes every w...

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Join the Sisters this week as they do a mini dive into Leonardo DiCaprio and his infamous dating history. Kristen then shares with us how she fell down the TikTok rabbit hole for the first time ever this week and somehow found herself on Swinger TikTok and Criminal TikTok! She also taught us about some possibly unethical life hacks.


We then jump into our advice segment where we help a listener who wants to meet a romantic partner...

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TRIGGER WARNING: The Sisters tackle a tough topic this week...pedophilia. If this is a tough topic for you, we do recommend skipping this episode. This is also not an episode safe to listen to with children. 


Join us this week as the Sisters retell their adventures at a dairy farm. How humane is commercial dairy farming? They then dive into the topic of Amber Parker, a teacher from Texas who was recently fired for bringing up the...

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Join the Sisters this week as they share stories about times they had to instinctively choose between flight, fight, freeze or fawn. 

We also then break down our experiences getting our auras read. Is it real? Is it all a scam? Join us to find out. 

We then jump into our advice segment to tackle a variety of problems. Adults with stuffed animals? Jogging pants okay for men? Clingy friends? All of this and more available now in epis...

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