Sitting Here Reading Corn

Evie Alexander joins me as we talk about selling direct and ways to help authors. We also giggle over a cougar vicar with a male escort, and she reads steam from An Unholy Affair. We also talk about my stick-on toy scene from All I Wank for Christmas. 

Buckle Up. 

On this episode, I have Indie Sparks on to read her corn scene from Your Boss Says Hi, and I read from Baked and Burned. We also talk about throwing out the outline, and she introduces me to the word cuntaloupe. 

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Amber Nicole joins me for episode 17 and reads a MM scene from Quiet Confessions Part 1. I read a MMF teaser episode from Copper. We also talk branding and dark romance. 

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Christian Pan is back and reads from Stockholm Syndrome. I read a small teaser from Copper. We talk about the large task of marketing erotica, discuss how the definition of erotica varies from person to person, and talk Golden Pigtail awards. 

It's always a good time when he comes on the show. 

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On this episode, E.L. Koslo is back. She reads the Mark My Words conference room scene, and I read the Loved in Las Vegas sex club shower scene. We also talk author productivity during the summer when our kids are home, our opinions on our older work, and discuss how our husbands contribute to our research.

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My friend, Kelly Kay, is back to read from Keep Vegas. I read from Turkey in Tennessee to match her travel theme. We also make fun of throat flexing and old Sunday School songs that remind us of reverse harem books. We go full irreverent societal nuisance on this, and there's a lot of us laughing. 

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On this episode, Jenn Bullard reads a pe@@ing scene from The Darkest Chord, she teaches me something I didn't know about harnesses, and I try to match her toy scene with a d$ldo/anal bead scene from the upcoming All I Wank for Christmas. 

Buckle up for toy fun, buttercups. 

On this episode, I talk to Jo McCall. She reads a MFM scene from Stolen Obsession, and I match it with the MFM garage scene in The Caretaker. We also talk serializing our work and juggling multiple projects. 

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Oh...my. In this episode, I talk to author E.L. Koslo about her book, Foreplay on Words. She reads a balcony scene, and I read a scene from Contact High. We also chuckle about upside down pineapples and leather pants on men. Buckle up, buttercups.

It's a Tori-centric episode! Tori Alvarez reads from her book, Beautiful Serenity, and I read from Rocks. We talk slow burns, our love of spoilers, and trauma in romance writing. I had a great time talking. Buckle up, buttercups!

Samantha Baca is back on the show to talk about her new book, Something to Think About. We talk about our final preparations on release days, the ability to get it back up fast, and no vegetable were hurt in the recording of this show. (This time.) I read from Contact High. 

Buckle up, buttercups. 

On this episode, I talk to Evie Alexander. She reads from her new book Love ad Lib, and I read from The Cuffing Season Contract. We talk unique buildup in romance books, fist biting, and telling the clergy about our smut writing. Basically, we're both going to hell.

Buckle up, buttercups. 

Nova Flynn reads a HOOOOTTT corn scene from Can't Look Away. She goes with a prostate tickle theme, and I match it with a shower scene from Contact High. She writes some STEAM, so buckle up. 

Kelly Kay, author of Keep Paris, reads her hate f*** scene, and I stay on theme with a scene from Rocks. We also talk about how weird it is to read our own corn scenes out loud, my idea about writing a BAD romance, and a character that pees on a duck. Buckle up. 

Elle Berlin reads from her book Flambé, I read from Head Over Heels in Hawaii, and we talk about synonyms for panties, annoyances in romance, and summer drinking. Buckle up. 

In this episode, Author Christian Pan reads from At the End of the World. We talk about erotica writer problems and the importance of world building and setting the scene, even in erotica. Buckle up! 

Sionna Trenz reads her corn, I read from Winning the Witch, and we talk about tattoos in Kansas City. I also give my super classy recipe for "Writer's Helper." Buckle up. 

Author Torri Heat gives us a little tail action and reads from her book Nosedive. I attempt to stay on theme and read a little supernatural fun time from Thirst. A tail scene, a shower scene, and a little talk about author signings. Buckle Up!

In our first episode, Samantha Baca reads a corn scene from her book Third Time's the Charm, and we go off on riveting tangents about vegetables, where not to put guacamole, and I learn something new about toys. 

Books read:

Samantha Baca - Third Time's the Charm

Tori Ross - The Caretaker