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October 25, 2023 138 mins

Content Warning: This podcast often uses explicit language and covers sensitive or distressing topics. It is NSFW. Listener discretion is advised.

An extra long episode for our most precious friend's birthday (you know who you are!)

WARNING: 40 YEARS WORTH OF SPOILERS AHEAD

Dirtlings, sometimes best laid plans go off the rails and down a mine shaft. Our chill and spooky After Hours episode turned into a deep dive of the Halloween movie franchise! Follow your hosts Ellsworth and Big Spoon headfirst down the Dirtstar to learn about one of the scariest horror villains of all time: Michael Myers.

Riley is going to cover the ‘machete cut’ version of the movie timeline spanning a horrifying forty years of stabbery and unlucky babysitters while Ellie clocks every wild plot hole (despite confusing Jason Voorhees for Michael Myers), yet we still somehow make sense of it all in the end. She also has some stellar Halloween jokes for you to share with other fellow Dirtlings at a party of your choosing, some epic movies and series you NEED to check out during spooky season and of course, Ellie tops off the episode with a terrible Ellsworth Would You Rather.

Don’t worry Dirtlings, we promise to cover hair-raising urban legends in an ACTUAL After Hours!

Check out episode sources, pictures, or any other goodies we may have found on our website.

This episode is sponsored by strangeadornments.com, and by our amazing Patrons Tasha, BJ, and Brian.

Give Michelle a follow @strangeadornments and check out her uniquely empowering jewelry; all pieces are ethically sourced and made with the wearer in mind and at heart.

Note: no babysitters were harmed in the making of this jewelry…

I need a verbal ‘yes’ on that one, Michelle. Thanks in advance.

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