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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour the Jesse
Kelly Show. We still have Daniel Turner with Power the
Future coming up in a half hour from now. Selena
Zito's gonna join us next hour. Tell us who she
thinks is winning the primary, who she thinks is winning
the general election. We'll talk a little presidential politics. I
don't do that much, but that should be interesting. We
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have so much to get to. There's also news. Jewish
producer Chris says, I should have said this at the
beginning of the show. I should have done something. So
I guess we're an hour in. Let's do this.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Jesse.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Please kiss my baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Henry
Kissinger died. Anyway, let's get back to the stories here.
Exclusive Texas Attorney General sues Peiser for deceptive COVID JAB.
Now this kind of goes along the theme on what
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we've been talking about. I know it's been on your heart,
you've been emailing me, and I'm going to play this
for you. It's a little long, but I want, I
want you to listen to this. How evil this was.
This is a doctor Ryan Cole. All right, doctor Ryan Cole,
listen to him describe Peiser testing one thing and then
rolling out another thing for billions of people, staggering.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
For the trials. At least for Pfiser. There's a very
synthetic PCR type process in making what makes up the
the mRNA sequence for these shots. That's what was given
to forty thousand people, was this very deliberate synthetic, engineered
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attempt at precision type process. This is DUB process one.
That's DUB process one. In terms of getting a lot
of this made for billions of people, a second process
was used, which was only tested on about two hundred
and fifty two people instead of forty thousand people. And
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then your body would make that protein in yourselves. So
there was a big old switcheroo. We did the trials
on this very controlled synthetic process, and the last minute
we snuck under the radar and said, but we're going
to make all the rest of them using something we
barely tested, and then that's what got rolled out into
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billions of people's arms.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Billions of people were coerced, forced talked into. I don't
know what way you want to put it into, taking
some thing they tested on two hundred and fifty people.
So I want to make sure I give credit where
it's due. This tech. This is my age, Ken Paxton.
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You know what, Chris, we can have him on. Maybe
wants to come on. I don't do a lot of politicians,
but yeah, you know what, he can, he can come
on the show. I appreciate that he's suing Pfizer for deception.
I applaud him. This obviously should be every single red
state ag, but we will accept one whenever it comes about.
At least somebody is attempting some sort of a reckoning,
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So I want to make sure I applaud him for that.
How about that. Let's get to some emails before we
get to the comedy's trying to turn your family against you,
before we get to some potential allies we might have
in the big business world. Let's do this one. Oh,
this one will be fun, Jesse. Since winner profess Christians
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allowed to kill, the scriptures say do not kill. I
haven't found a scripture that reads. But you and your
colleagues and your station are constantly mixing self protection in God,
who gave man the right to kill. When God says
to Moses, do not kill hypocrisy, he says you are
what you despise God, guns, and country. It is as
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hypocritical as it gets. Check yourself, brother, You will answer
for this mindset. You will be held accountable as well
as a Christian. You're supposed to die instead of taking
the life of another in self defense. Christ died for you.
You must die for Christ. Okay, First of all, if
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you try to harm me, I'll kill you. If you
try to harm anyone in my family, I'll cut your
hands off and I'll make you eat them, and then
I'll kill you, all right. And I don't have any
idea what kind of quote Christians you're used to dealing with,
But I promise you've stepped into the wrong one. Pal,
that's one two. That is not what the Bible says.
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It says do not commit murder. I could point to
biblical person after biblical person after biblical person who slaughtered
his enemies, slaughtered them, oftentimes on order from God on High.
So I know you communist, I know you would love
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it if I subscribed to America's feminized version of Christianity
that would just let you just do whatever you wanted
to me. But you'd try something like that with me.
Buddy boy, it's going to be your last day on earth.
You best get your affairs in order. That's one two.
More importantly for all of our purposes. Did everyone hear
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what he just tried to do? Everybody? Longtime listeners of
the show committed anti communists will know exactly what he
just tried to do. Did you do you hear it?
The communist always tries to use your values again and chew.
He doesn't share your values in fact, because he's a demon.
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He doesn't actually have values at all of any kind.
And what that gives the communist, you know, and if
we have to say something nice about him, it gives
him total freedom. Imagine, imagine now, put aside your moral
framework for a moment, whether that be you know, whether
it's a religious framework or just good parents, whatever it is,
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Set aside your moral framework for just a moment. Think
about how much fun it would be if you didn't
have any rules. You could do whatever you want to
anyone you wanted. You know what, I'll give you a
perfect example. I was walking back from the bathroom right
before the show started. And in one of the offices
around here, they have a big display in there. What's
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this display? It has a bunch of free food for
their customers. And I saw that they had like twenty
bags of the red sonships. What are they garden salsa?
I think it's the garden Salsa sonships. Either way, they're
freaking delicious. And you know what I thought, on the
way by, man, I would love to have a bag
in one of those bags of sun chips. Well, I
probably shouldn't walk in there and just take one. It'd
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probably be too embarrassing to ask, so I just walked
on by. But imagine a world where I just walked
in and said, thanks, ladies, son chips are mine. And
then they said no, don't take my sonships and I said,
I'll kill you if you try to stop me. Be fun, right,
all the sun chips for me. Well that's how the
communist lives. He has no moral framework because everything is
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permissible when you are on a destructive mission for good.
Remember that's what the communist believes he's on. He gets
to destroy, rape, murder, burn everything down, and always gets
to comfort himself. That it's for the cause. Of course,
anything is permissible for the cause, because he is a
human being without morals, without any rules. It has given
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him the freedom to use yours as a weapon against you.
Don't ever allow the communist to use your your values
against you. It is one of his main weapons. And
it has been so effective against the right. It's sad.
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It's criminal how effective it's been against the right. You
know how you can tell how many times have you
seen somebody, either a politician or hurt someone on the radio,
or or saw someone on TV talking about doing things
the right way? You ever heard that phrase, we got
to do things the right way? You've heard of that?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Let me ask you, what's that mean? Doing something the
right way? What does that actually mean? It's meaningless. Right
to you may not be right to me. What does
the right way? You know what it is. It's an excuse.
It's an excuse so you never have to get your
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hands dirty, and it's an excuse for cowardice. Well, I mean,
we would fight back against them, but I want to
do things the right way. We can't be like them. Guys.
They just they just got done failing to impeach Alejandro Mayorgans.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Is quite clear and quite straightforward, and we've been waiting
for it for about thirty years, and that is to
fix a system that everyone agrees is fundamentally broken, and
we need congressional action both for the lawful pathways that
really need to be more robust in statute and for
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the twelve million people who are here in the United
States who have been contributing so fundamentally to our country
as well being.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Not one member of the GOP stood up today and
once again called for the impeachment of Alejandro Majorcis. They
let it die after it died before. Instead they're all
trying to oust George Santos from Congress. All George Santos,
he didn't do things the right way, may Orcis, though
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you've heard the ken Bucks of the world. Well, I mean,
it wouldn't be the right thing to do. After all,
this is the House of representa. It's a sacred body, guys,
It's a very sacred body. Pathetic. Never let the Communists
use your values against you. All right, speaking of the
Communists and being against you, let's talk about what the
DHS did. Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's still real to me.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Dammit the terns decks. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Before I get back to the email, before we get
to Daniel Turner here in about ten minutes from now.
I also wanted to remind you that tomorrow is Asked
Doctor Jesse Friday, all three hours dedicated to you answering
the questions you email into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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They do not they do not have to be political.
If we love Hey death thread's you can ask me
questions about Senator Cucumber whatever. You email into Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, speaking of the DHS, you
know what they did. They had a video. They tried
to delete it, but it got sent out there anyway,
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a video urging Americans to report COVID disinformation from family members.
I just wanted to take this opportunity. I'm not going
to spend a lot of time on this to remind
you that communists turn families against each other. They have
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always done this and will always do this. The Communists
must destroy the nuclear family. That's a huge reason why
they have so wholeheartedly embraced the LGBTQ demon mob as
a way to blow up the family. It's part of
the reason they attacked the church so much as a
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way to blow show up the family. They need the
family to blow up. They need husband against wife, wife
against daughter, son against father. Every single place communism has
taken hold, family members have turned against each other on
behalf of the state. Remember when your mom wouldn't let
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you visit because you weren't quadruple axed. Remember when your
brother wouldn't let you come see your god son because
you didn't have a mask on. Well, there you go.
That's what the communist does. And in every single country
where this has taken place, the people who were turning
their family members into the state thought of themselves as
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the good guy, just like your mom did. And that's
again why I call COVID the Great Sorting, Because you
found out the people in your life, family, friends, co workers, neighbors.
You found out the person who would turn you into
the FEDS on a moment's notice, the person who wouldn't
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let you visit, the person who wouldn't let you come
for Thanksgiving without evidence of your fifteenth booster shot. That
person not only would turn you into the FBI, that
person would offer you up to the FBI without being
asked happily. Sorry, I know that's hard to hear, but
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that's true, Dear doctor Oracle, you were absolutely right about
the left and their hive mind mentality. A coworker was
going off about Elon Musk and how much she hates him.
I asked her why, and she called him a far
right conspiracy theorist. I asked her what he had said
that was so crazy, and she couldn't tell me. She
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just kept saying, I don't even know where to begin.
They can't think for themselves. They just repeat whatever they're told.
He said, Ps, your KSO recipe is too thick. I
needed a cement mixer just to serve it. One, some
people like it thick. They're called army guys. Two. Put
an extra can of cream of mushroom soup in the
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KSO recipe. Shut up, Chris. Put an extra canic cream
of mushroom soup in the KSO recipe. It loosens thing
up things up. Three. I've given out this experiment before,
but it's a blast. I think we just did it
last night. Ask your liberal ant Peggy, Hey, why do
you hate Elon? And listen to what she says, Hey,
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why do you hate Trump, and maybe they'll go, what
January sixth? Okay, so you liked him before January sixth, No,
I didn't. Okay, why didn't you like him before?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Then?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
It will be hilarious watching them try to answer, I
hate Rhonda Santis? Okay, why do you hate Rondo Santus?
Listen to them try to answer. Think of the communist
as more robot than human, and they will surprise you
a lot less. Picture the hive mind. Picture just a
big computer, a huge, huge computer with a bunch of
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chords coming out of it. All right, bunch of chords
coming out of it. What is the communist? Remember, the
communist at his core is a herd animal. He wants
to be part of the herd, for better or for worse.
It doesn't matter if the herd's going over over a cliff.
He finds safety, security and comfort as being part of
the herd. He'll lash out, he'll murder someone who leaves
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the herd. Everyone needs to be part of the herd,
and as part of the herd, oftentimes they have to
go up to that hive mind and take one of
those chords and plug it into themselves, and they get
updated programming on their latest talking points. This is the
person you're supposed to love or the cause you're supposed
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to love. Remember all those people who fell in love
with Saint George Floyd, the drug dealer who no one
had ever heard of before he died. Remember all those
people who fell in love with Ukraine, a place they
couldn't find on the map. They went to the hive
mind and they found out who they were supposed to love.
It works the same way with people they hate. Tell
me who they who are the bad guys, who's the
bad cause, who's the bad person, who's the devil? Who's
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causing all this? They walk up and they get plugged in,
and then they walk away. But see, because they're robots,
because they're basically computers, they only have so much depth.
They're all a mile wide in an inch deep. They
haven't thought through these things. And remember this, they don't
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want to think through these things. The herd animal that
chooses to be part of the herd. That's what he
thinks life's actually about. He doesn't want to be free.
He doesn't want to hear about freedom. He doesn't want
to hear about prosperity. He doesn't want to hear any
of those things. He just wants to be part of
the herd. That's the communist. That's why they end up
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lashing out so nastily. When you actually try to debate them,
they'll either lie, they'll just flat out makeup statistics and
things like that. Oh, I don't know they like this.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Today annual inflation fell to its lowest level in more
than two and a half years, and monthly inflation was
zero again, zero gas prices.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Or they'll call you names, okay, whatever, Nazi, or they'll
change the subject. But what they cannot and will not ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever do, They will not sit and debate with you
on the subject because they can't. He's a robot, you're
a human being. He can't do it. Libroyant, Peggy, she
can't do it, all right. They also control the food system,
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they do. They've been blowing up the food system, mainly
with their attacks on energy. We're going to talk to
Daniel Turner about that energy next. But that's why we
need to take steps to protect ourselves food wise. Now
what am I telling you? Should you put up an
electrified fence around your garden? Well, maybe I don't know
it all depends on how many how the wildlife is
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around there, but you definitely need to get an emergency
three month food kit. Now, maybe you already have three
months worth of nonperishable food for everyone who lives in
your home. Most people do not, but maybe you do.
If that's the case, fine, that's fine. If not, get
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we'll talk to Daniel Turner about energy next.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Jesse Kelly Vaccion.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And joining me now
without further ado is my friend Daniel Turner of Power
the Future. Okay, Daniel, there's way too much to get to,
so let's just tackle Michigan before we get into anything else.
Gretchen Whitmer, Governor Ratchett yesterday came out and announced that
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they're going to be oil free by twenty forty and
Michigan Anders voted for her and now she's the governor.
So what kind of prosperity is Michigan going to enjoy?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Daniel, Yeah, well this is you know, you get what
you vote for, and you know you have to question
these folks during the election process. It's you know, quite frankly,
it's why they all hide on the campaign trail. That's
why our elected officials don't do town halls anymore. Remember
pre COVID, it was common for your senator and congressmen
when they were you know, in the off season, to
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go to the district and have town halls. And they
stopped doing that for COVID excuse, and now they've never
gone back to it. But this is the type of
crap they're hiding. So, yeah, the future for Michigan is
bleaked because what's the alternative, right? The alternative is wind
and solar which doesn't work, which is incredibly expensive, which
has never worked anywhere in the world that's been tried,
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and it's Michigan, right, it's cold, it's dark. Solar doesn't
work in the winter wind doesn't work at certain temperatures
when it's too cold. So you're basically condemning the people
of Michigan to death. I mean, quite literally, you're condemning
the people of Michigan to death. But the governor will
be fine. I guarantee you. The governor's mansion has a
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gas stove, and I guarantee you and has gas power generators.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Daniel, I don't know why you're so pessimistic about Michigan
being able to power itself with wind and solar and
getting rid of things like cold. After all, we have
Europe as such a great example. When things are going
well in Europe, they did all this. Aren't things going
well over there?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Yeah? Exactly. And you know I mentioned this all the time.
Germany's been doing this for twenty years, longer than we have.
They've spent half a trillion dollars in wind, half a
trillion in building wind turbines everywhere, and all that has
done and has made the grid unreliable, and that it
has driven up prices one thousand percent. That's not a hyperbole,
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one thousand percent. The German government had to step in
last year and tap them at forty cents per killer
watt hour. As an example, y'all in Texas probably paid
twelve cents per killer watt hour. So in Germany they're
paying more than three times the electric bill. They capped
it at forty, but that doesn't mean it costs forty cents.
That just means the government will swallow the rest. So
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you look at Germany and you say, all right, twenty years,
half a trillion dollars total failure. When does it work right?
When does the good part of going green work? And
look at our America in the last three years. Joe
Biden's had complete control for three years. Republicans even in
the House, the eleven months they've had it haven't been
able to stop a damn thing. When does it work right?
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Look at the price of bread, Look at the price
of and they're celebrating, Oh Jesse, your Thanksgiving turkey is
thirty cents cheaper than it was last year. Well, that'll
make a huge difference. When does the good part of
Joe Biden's agenda kick in? It's been three years and
it's been misery. When does it work? How much more
pain do we have to go through until it actually
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starts to kick in? And the answer is you don't
believe in climate change, and then you just beat your
head against the tree.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Speaking with Daniel Turner, Power of the Future, Daniel, why
do people struggle so much just accepting that the destruction
is intentional? It doesn't work because it's designed specifically to
not work. That's the whole idea behind it. It's design
to not work.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you know, I gotta give you a shout out, Jerny,
if you're Jesse, If your wonderful audience has not read
your book, they should. And I kind of feel dumb
that it took me into my forties to realize it's
all the same, Right, It took me reading your book
in forty plus years to say, oh, like the climate movement,
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the trans movement, the war on guns, it's all the
same communism, it just has a different face. And then
when you realize, you know, they're meeting in Dubai right now,
and the first thing to come out of the conference
for the climate conference says America needs to eat less meat,
And you say, well, what the hell does that have
to do with anything. Look at they tried to torch
the Rockefeller Christmas tree yesterday, and they're saying there's no
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climate justice without justice in Gaza, And you say, what
the hell does that have to do with a Christmas tree?
And then you realize, oh, it's all the same thing.
I read that in Jesse's book. It's all the same crap.
It's all communism. They just put on a different face.
And whether it's the Green movement, whether it's the trans movement,
whether it's stopping school choice in Texas, it's the same
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communism and just a different face. And then when you
realize that, it get to your question. When you realize that,
you accept the fact that, oh, yeah, the destruction is
part of it, right, this is intentional. It's not about
fixing the environment, it's not about making the world a
better place. The destruction is the goal. I mean, chairman
now killed one hundred million people. He said it was
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a good idea because ultimately it would work. It wasn't
his kids who died. You know, his family probably did
very well. The richest woman in South America is Ugo
Chavez's daughter. Ye, right, she's worth several billion dollars. Ask
her about communism, she'll tell you it's great. It's just
the rest of the people trying to cross the Rio
Grand from Venezuela. They feel a little differently about communism.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Daniel, tell me about this meeting in Dubai. There's so
much going on in this country that people have they've
seen headlines about it, but they don't really even understand.
Why is there a meeting in Dubai? Who's meeting? What
are the plans? That act like I'm stupid? What's happening
over there?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
This is it's COP twenty eight and it's the twenty
eighth environmental Summit that the UN hosts. So for twenty
eight years we've been doing this. It's always in some
glorious city. This year it's in Dubai. Forty thousand people
are anticipated to attend. I just tweeted a couple of
minutes ago that from the UK, the King, the Prime Minister,
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and their minister, their foreign minister, right, their secretary of State,
all three of them took three separate private jets from
London to Dubai. They can't jet pool. I mean, you
think the King is going to share his jet with
the poors, right, So the King is not, but you
think the Prime Minister and the secretary of State could
have said, hey, you going to that thing. You want
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to share a jet? Nope, all three of them took
their own private jet to go to Dubai to tell
the rest of us that we have to change our lifestyle.
We have to stop using fossil fuels. Last year COP
twenty seven, which was in Egypt at sharml Shehak, a
resort on the Red Sea where Moses crossed five thousand
years ago. Last year, almost fifteen hundred Americans went taxpayer
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funded Americans. Thousands of Americans went right, but some of
them were paid for by ENGOs or George Soros. But
fifteen hundred Americans taxpayer funded to go spend two weeks
in Egypt to talk about the climate. Remember they told
your kids they had to go to class on Zoom
for two years because of a crisis. They're telling you
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there's a fossil fuel crisis. But they're not jumping on
zoom right. They are not getting on Skype. They are
going in person. Because I hear the food. And you
know what, every time the UN has a conference, the
amount of hookers and cocaine is off the charts. And
so if there is food and hookers in blow in
Dubai for fifteen days and the government is stupid enough
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to pay me. Fifteen hundred Americans are jumping on board,
and they're going to tell you, Jesse Kelly and your
wonderful audience, you need to stop eating meat. It's bad
for the environment. If you didn't laugh, you would go
absolutely insane. But if anything, it should strengthen your resolve
that these people have to be categorically defeated. Right, it's
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in our DNA to destroy people who try to tell
us how to live our life. Those are the people
going to COP twenty eight.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Speaking of hookers, what do Kamala Harrison, Joe Biden get
out of this, Daniel, How did they gain from any
of this?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Well, Joe is not going and the last one he
went to was two years ago in Scotland, and you
may recall the videos of him falling asleep, so he
hasn't gone. But Kamala is going. And I don't know
what they gained. We will gain a speech that will
just be full of insight and wisdom. I mean, whenever
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Kamala speaks, we learn an awful lot. You know what
they gained. They gained going on the world stage and
looking like they care about a globalist issue, and they
gained people like Michael Bloomberg, who if you recall in
twenty twenty when he dropped out of the presidential race.
Remember he was a candidate for a little period, but
when he dropped out, he pledged one hundred million dollars
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to defeat Donald Trump. And Michael Bloomberg's number one cause
outside of gun control is climate change. So you signal
to those people, the Tom Steyers, the George soros is
the people who care about climate. We care about climate.
Get your campaign check dollars out, because that's all this
is about. Now, this is all about twenty twenty four
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re election. And I got to think if the COVID
crisis got people to vote by paper and lock down
and all that crap, they will. They are looking for
another crisis in twenty twenty four to create the favorable
conditions for a positive election, and I think climate is
the perfect crisis to do that.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Daniel Turner, Power the Future. Thank you, my brother.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm telling you always a good time.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
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Speaker 1 (29:58):
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Speaker 2 (30:01):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Don't worry, we still
have more than an hour left. We're gonna talk about
needing powerful friends, which we do. Maybe we have some
out there talk to Selna Zito, who is winning the primary.
Forget about the dumb polls. She talks to the voters.
Who's winning it, who's losing it, who's winning the general,
who's losing it. Before we get to any of that,
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I want to address something really quick first. Sometimes there
will be a person in society everyone gets mad at
and I don't now. Maybe it's because I have such
a huge heart. I don't know what it is. What
it is probably that, But I saw this one today
and I'll tell you what, man. Anyway, the headline is,
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I'm the world's hottest doctor. Patients don't take me seriously
because I'm so pretty. She's a Stacy Nato. She apparently
works in Los Angeles, and look, I don't know if
she has Instagram. Chris, That's not what we're here for. Anyway.
Could you check that out for me, please? Anyway, I
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understand what Stacy's going through. I feel what, Chris. I
feel like I'm not taken seriously enough. As a world
famous author and a world famous radio host who makes
world famous cheeseburgers and top five napper in the world,
I feel like I'm not taken seriously because of my
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incredible good looks that. I've always thought that, and it's
nice that someone else out there is putting a voice
to our plight. I go through this maybe, well Chris
definitely doesn't go through this, but maybe you do. Maybe
you're one of the more beautiful people out there, and
maybe you are not taken seriously. I just want you
to know I stand with you, all right, I stand
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with you. Remember you can email the show. And should
he email the show? You're asked, doctor Jesse questions for tomorrow.
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. They don't have to
be political. They can be about anything. No, I can't
tell you how to be more handsome. There's nothing. That's
nothing I can hand out to other people. But I
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don't know I can teach you how to make keeso
or something like that. Anyway, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Let's get to some emails. Jesse, Oh, this is about
the debate. Okay, So let let's update everyone on something.
Ron DeSantis is debating Gavin Newsom tonight. All right, Governor
of California, Gavin Newsom debating Governor of Florida Ron de
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Santis tonight and I've had a bunch of DeSantis fans
email me asking me, what do I think about it? Jesse?
I love this Jesse. I hate this Jesse. Why is
he doing this? Jesse? It's brilliant, Jesse. It's this Jesse.
It's that. Okay, Well, here's how I look at it.
Let's give it to you right between the eyes. Well,
I'll put to you this way. There was a coach
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for one of my little league teams one time I
was playing baseball, playing litle. I was horrible. Don't worry,
I was bad. But it was one of my little
league teams, and we were playing against the team that
had slaughtered everybody one of those This was back in
the days of mercy rules. I know they still have those,
but I think it was a ten run mercy rule
if I remember right. And they were just blowing teams out,
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blowing teams out, all right, blowing teams out. So fast
forward to the day of the game. I don't even
make it into the game in case you're wondering how
I did. But I'm sitting on the bench, warming the bench.
But that let me hear this conversation. At one point,
we were down by four. We were down by four.
It's the fourth inning. We're down four. That's why I
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remember it like it was yesterday. We're the fourth inning,
we're down four. And we had a guy on our
team who rode the bench with me. But he was
a bigger kid, a hefty year kid. I don't want
to say fat. He was chubbier. I mean, some people
were just fatter. That's that's the way it goes. But
he was also strong as an ox, and he's struck
out a lot. He swung at everything just like I
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did and struck out a lot. Now, the difference is
I was the size of a toothpick, and he was
the size of a howitzer, And therefore, whenever he actually
did make contact, which was very very rare, the ball
would go very far. In fact, he had hit I
think two home runs that season. He played him like
five games. He's always struck out whenever they put him in,
so they had to leave him on the bench. The
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coaches decided, and I was there for this conversation, to
put him into the game in the fourth inning, down
four in the fourth inning. Why they were very honest
with us and each other about it. Hey, we are down,
we need something big here. Does striking out here hurt
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our chances to win, of course, but we have virtually
no chance to win unless we hit the ball and
hit it hard right here, right now. So send him
into the game. In case you're wondering, I'm sorry to
kill the drama of the story. He not only did
not hit a home run, he got hit by their pitcher.
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They had one of those pitchers that looked like he
was twenty five years old and threw the ball at
eighty miles an hour, something insane for how young we were,
and drilled my buddy, he was my boy, drilled him
right between the shoulder blades in the back and then
he drops down and starts crying, and no one on
the team wanted to get up in bed after that. Sorry,
so I killed the story. But anyway, so he didn't
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work right, but the decision was made. Hey, we're in
a desperate situation. It's feast or famine time. Put in
the big fat kid and swing for the fences. Rond
de Santis needs more publicity, He needs more of a splash.
I personally I hate Gavin Newsom and I love Ronda Santis.
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I think he's just been awesome an awesome governor. But
he needs a splash or he's gonna get crushed by
Trump in this primary. He needs to go debate tonight
and he needs to do really well, and there's a
chance he's gonna get his doors blown off. Now, don't
don't email me. I love Rond I love him too.
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Gavin Newsom is slick man, real slick. Randa Santis might lose,
he might not, he might win. He's not a bad debater.
He might win, he might lose, but he has to
take these kind of opportunities. It's strikeout or home run time.
Iowa is coming. He's gotta win Iowa. If you're a
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Ronda Santis fan, he has to win Iowa or it's
over baby. So he's got to go do it. So
it doesn't matter. He has no choice.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Now, I didn't actually get to the question about how
to format debates. We'll get to that next hour and
other things. Before we do that. Let's get to me
and you and taking care of ourselves. I was talking
to you last night about the smoothies my wife makes.
Why why do I drink those? Well? I drink them
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because it's the only way I get nutrition. Because my
diet is horrible. I'm trying to get it better, but
it's horrible. She takes all the kale stuff and the
spinach stuff, and she takes the chalk Lit powder. The
choclt powder is packed full of vitamins and minerals, plus
it tastes good. And she takes some blueberries and pours
all that into a blender and blends it up and
hands it to me in the morning and boom, just
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like that, I have all the nutrition I need. Try
some chocl Lit powder, especially while it's on sale. Se
hoq dot com promo code Jesse. That's how you take
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it doesn't have to be as smoothie poured in a
glass of milk in the morning, poured in a glass
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of water, stir it up and chug it. You'd be
surprised how much better you feel with real nutrition. All right,
all right, we still have a whole hour. Hang on.