June 2, 2023 • 38 mins
Returning your shopping cart to the front of the store says a lot more about you than you may realize, in the same way your credit score is a good reflection of yourself. The federal government seems to be gearing up for war against the red states. Downloading vs. Streaming music.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
We got all kinds of asked Doctor Jesse questions to go.
I'm excited, you're excited. I can't believe so. By the way,
someone emailed earlier, we've had a few of these where
people have already gotten their books, the Anti Communist Manifesto,
and I was so curious. I actually reached out to
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some people during the break. I said, why are people
getting their books because the book is not out until
June sixth. Apparently this is one of those things that happens.
It's a simple mistake by the various I don't know
whether it's the bookstores or the shipping company. He wasn't
being specific about that, but if you have one pre ordered,
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it might be there any day. I don't know. It's
not supposed to work that way.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But hey, banker in your favor, how about that Jesse
kellybook dot Com, And don't forget that's where all the
book tour info is.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's where you can upload your form to get your
ac PIN, your anti Communist pin, everything you need if
you want to sign copy. That's where you can buy it,
Jesse kellybook dot com. Is you one stop shop for
all these all these different links out there? Jesse, I
know you've always spoke about how annoyed you are when
people don't replace carts in the parking lot of stores.
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You've even taught your boys the same. I was also
like this pre pandemic. I always put my cart back
in the corral, but since the pandemic, I stopped doing
that and leave it right where my car is. I
know I'm supposed to be better with where I spend
my money, but there are times, more often than not,
I cannot avoid going to a big box store that
treats us like garbage over the last three years. I'm
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not mean about it, and I put it in a
position that won't roll into other people's cars. But this
will force companies to spend extra money to hire more
people to gather the carts. My little way to stick
it to them. What say you, No, You're not sticking
it to Walmart by leaving your cart in the middle
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of the parking lot. You're one sticking it to someone
else who has to avoid your cart wrangle up your cart.
That's one. Two. You're sacrificing your own integrity to try
to get at them. It's not about them, it's about you.
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Replacing the or the grocery cart. Putting the grocery cart
back where it's supposed to go speaks volumes about you.
Why because you don't have to do it, because nothing's easier.
It's maybe the easiest way in the world to do
the wrong thing. Nobody's gonna track you down, yell at you,
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tell you you're inconsiderate. If you want, you can just
leave that cart right where she is, back up and
drive away and never think about it again. But it shows.
It shows how you view yourself and your place in
the world. It is one of the it's one of
my biggest pet peeves. It's one of the most selfish
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things you can possibly do, because it's easy to pull
it back into one of the little cart stations, and
it's easy to leave it there. The right thing is easy,
the wrong thing is easy. If you choose the wrong thing,
that's on you. It's what I always said about credit scores.
I've told you this before. Remember I knew to this.
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I was selling RVs right before I came into this,
about five years ago, and I got to a point
where I could tell you with are good degree of
accuracy if you add good credit outstanding credit bad credit.
After a thirty second conversation with you, why well, let
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me clarify. I know there are reasons legitimate ones to
have bad credit. Divorces will blow up your credit. Bankruptcies,
especially bankruptcies because of COVID, can blow up your credit.
There's plenty of reasons where legit reasons why people have
bad credit, but those are the minority reasons. The majority
of people who have bad credit, they have bad credit
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because they don't pay their bills, or they haven't paid
a bill. They got a cell phone, don't pay the
bill on time, a car note, don't pay the bill
on time or at all, an apartment, a house, don't
pay the bill on time at all, running up credit
card debt you can't afford. But what does that really show?
If I have a cell phone, if I have my
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pure Talk cell phone, which of course I do. I
have my pure Talk cell phone and I don't pay
the bill, what does that really mean? If I don't
pay the bill, it means a I'm probably irresponsible. Almost
undoubtedly it means I'm irresponsible I've taken out something that
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I can't pay back. It's a contract. I'm irresponsible. I'm
not good with my money. Maybe I didn't have the
money to pay my cell phone bill. I bet I
went out to eat it at least once that month.
I bet I went out and got a double cheeseburger somewhere.
I bet I have streaming subscriptions. What it shows is
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it shows that I view the world through extremely self
centered lens, and that I view my place in the
world as being more important than it really is. I'll
never forget as long as I love. One of my
least favorite customers ever. He was this blowhard idiot who
walked in. I want to know the most expensive one
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you got. I might even pay cash that instantly. You know,
guy's got a five hundred credit screwer and can't pay
for anything. But I have to go through the whole thing.
And I show him a bunch of RVs, and of
course he picks one out. I like this one. It
better than what my brother's got. You better give me
a good deal. It's just the most annoying thing in
the world. Yeah, I don't take care of it's fine,
so I have to take his credit application. I take
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back his credit application, and surprise, surprise, I forget if
he had low six hundreds or high five hundreds. But
it was really bad. He's not gonna get an RV,
not gonna get a loan. But here's the best part
about it. It was one cell phone bill. I still
remember it like it was yesterday. It was for Verizon.
One cell phone bill. He actually had paid most of
his bills on time, but one cell phone bill that
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had gone on so long that it had gone to collection,
and now a collection agency was after him. And it
was under two hundred dollars that he owed Verizon under
two hundred dollars. And I had to go break the
news to him. This is never fun when you have
to do this. You're not buying an RV. Sorry, well
why not any thing I want? No, you can't. I
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have your credit report here, and the credit report you
get when you're in sales. It's not like the one
you and I get now where you just get your score.
I have the I have your life. I have a
detail of your life, everything, every loan, every everything you've
ever paid back. And I did all the details on
your delinquencies, and I said well, sir, you see this,
it's a Verizon bill that and I had to go
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to collections. You didn't pay your bill. That you know
about this? You're dragone, right, I knew about it. I
forget what the deal was. They didn't send him something
or something you wanted. I told him I wasn't paying it.
I said, okay, but you never paid it, so it's
not paid off. No, and I ain't paying it. I
ain't paying it. Okay. Well, well you really showed them
horizons missing your two hundred dollars. He was going to
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live in his RV, was going to the oil field.
You will now be renting a hotel room. So man,
you you really stuck it to Verizon. Exact same thing,
credit stuff like that, exactly the same as the grocery
cart thing. It speaks volumes about you and how you
view your place in the world. Jesse. Do you think
a retirement withdrawal withdrawal that's a hard word, Chris, that's good.
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I'm not even optu skating, that's all. Or what do
you think a retirement withdrawal run would be effective in
slowing slash stopping the ESG madness basically defunding it all right,
let's let's let's deal with this here. Answer your question.
The short answer is yes, but the long answer is
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this is one of the mistakes we make, and I've
made this mistake a million times in my life. Will
come up with the concept that in no way at
all will be realistically implemented, and will suggest it as
being a possibility. Would it make a big deal? Would
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it break the ESG if every single American out and
withdrew their ESG funds from the stock market? Of course?
Is that something that's ever going to happen. No. No.
In order for these things to take effect, they have
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to have widespread support, wide enough for people to feel pain.
That's a good point. Chris, the bud Light thing, the
bud Lights boycott, I've got news for you. As proud
as we are of ourselves, and we should be, because
we started it. You started it, I started it. It
was started from the right wing, from the anti communist circle.
It was started there. But that's not why bud Light
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has lost billions of dollars and looks like they are
in freefall right now. They're in freefall, and they lost
that much money because it gained popular support outside of
just our circles outside of people who listen to the
Jesse Kelly Show. It's it went way beyond that. There
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are men all across America boycotting bud Light who have
no idea who I am. Therefore, when we sit down
and we come up with these theories or come up
with these solutions like yank and all our money out,
it sounds good and yet it would work. But that's
never gonna catch on. It's like when I tell people
to move from blue to red, people will email in
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in the state, No, Jesse, everyone needs to band together
and move to a purple state. Okay, Well, even if
you like that idea, that's not realistic. If people are moving,
they're gonna move to a place where they definitely want
to live. They're not gonna move for political purposes to
a purple state and try to save it. That's not realistic.
It won't gain popular support. Makes sense speaking of blue
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states and red states and people moving. Someone has a question,
someone has an animal fight question, someone has an anti
communist question. All that and more it's still to come. Now.
You know what else is coming calamity and disaster. I
I don't know another way to put it. Russia is
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gearing up to use nukes. Did you know that they've
moved their nukes into Belarus? Did you know that China
once again yesterday stiffed our defense secretary. The world is
hardening against us? What does that mean? Oh, I don't know.
We're also on the brink of financial disaster too. Maybe
you should have an emergency three month food kit like now,
(11:25):
right now. Once calamity comes and you need it, it's
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it is the Jesse Kelly's show. Gosh, I love some
Hall of Os. That is such a good song, Chris,
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that song. You know what, can we pause the show
or we're live? I guess we can't pause it. I'm
gonna download that song. Hold on, I'm gonna download it.
I'm gonna see let's Look, not everyone can download music
with the speed and efficiency with which I download music.
Halland Oats. Isn't that song called out of touch? It?
It's called out of touch? Right? Why am I not
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seeing it? Hall of Oates is screwing this up for me?
I don't even see Oh it's not gonna work. People
don't download music anymore. Why how do they? What do
you mean they stream it? You don't have to download
it to hear it? Then what do I hear it?
Michael expressing frustration at me doesn't help anything. You keep
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saying you just stream it, as if that's an explanation. Okay,
Well where do I Where do I stream it? Is
that on Google? What? Anywhere?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't see it on here? Not on my phone?
I don't know. Maybe mine's broken phones probably broke figures.
Quick update. This is gonna sound dire and drastic, but
it is true. You'll figure out certain themes on this
show that are never going to go away because I
viewed some things as being inevitable. There is a clash coming,
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hopefully not a violent one, Lord Willing, But there is
a clash coming one day, not tomorrow, but one day
between the federal government and what is Lord willing a
coalition of Red States. Everything we do as anti communists
should be in preparation for that day. That's why I
tell you to move, That's why I tell you to
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get involved in local politics. That's why I tell these
Red state ags to start reorganizing their state police, to
stand up to the FBI. I say all of these
things in anticipation that the day it's coming where a
coalition of Red States is going to have to stare
down the federal government. Everything they're doing is gearing up
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towards that. The Communists are preparing for that. Just so
you know, they are making preparation. They know that day
is coming. We need to be better about it. You
want to know Another exhibit corindiversity higher from today was asked,
keep in mind Red States are passing these honestly, fairly
innocuous bills that they're just saying, dudes can't compete in
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women's sports. Here, women are getting blown out, they're getting hurt,
they're getting beat up. Take your training nonsense somewhere else.
I don't want you waving your penis around in the
girl's locker room. That's all they're saying. This was corindiversity
higher from earlier today.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
This year alone, more than six hundred anti LGBDQI bills
have been filed in state houses across the country, and
a significant portion of those bills target transgender youth. As
President Bin says, these young people are some of the
bravest people he knows. But no one should have to
be brave to be themselves. It's why the President has
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taken historic steps to advance equality for LGBTQI community and
protect civil rights. He was proud to sign an executive
order directing federal agencies to protect LGBTQI families and youth,
support youth mental health, and stop harmful conversion therapy policies.
DJ is actively supporting challenges to state laws that target
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transgender kids. In light of the Dobbs decision. He took
action to protect marriage equality by signing into law the
Respect for Marriage Act.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This year, the DOJ going after Red states using civil
rights laws to ensure that young men can compete against
our daughters. Now once again, it's just yet another story.
My point, they are preparing, they're preparing to win that
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battle when that battle comes, and Lord Willing, it's not
a violent battle because I don't want to see anybody
get hurt, but they're preparing to win that fight. Are
we or are we still doing this painfully naive thing
where we think we're gonna win the presidency and that
will somehow fix it all. Nah, Jesse, this will get
fixed if we just get Trump in there. No, Jesse,
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DeSantis will fix all this, Dude. I want one of
those guys to win too. That's that's fine with me.
We are so far away from one man walking into
the Oval office and fixing what is now an infection,
a communist infection in our federal government. We are a
long long way away from that, Jesse. Do you ever
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get concerned that people migrating to Texas from blue states
may continue voting the same way. No, and here's why. Now,
hold on, let me clarify. Yes, I'm concerned, but no,
that's not happened. And let me clarify. I know we
say this a lot that we don't want don't California,
my Texas and things like that. Listen to me. I
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know several different groups in Texas. One of those groups
is the Texas Public Policy Foundation. Really cool group, but
they're all over these things, interstate issues and they're polling
people all the time, figuring out the who's who and
what's what. The people who move to Texas are overwhelmingly
I think the numbers well over sixty percent of them
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are Republicans. That's why they're coming here. Do Democrats move
here too? Of course they do. Are Democrats moving to
your Idaho, to your Florida, to yourself? Of course they are.
But people are migrating to live under their own values.
So are their Democrats coming in? Yeah? But our numbers
get stronger the more people that move, because it's more
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red people. Yes, it's always a concern going to get
too many Democrat imports, but the numbers don't bear that out.
Where that does happen is when these idiot governors invite
whole companies in. So people aren't migrating, they're just coming
with their work. Ah, we're thrilled to have this liberal
company and their ten thousand employees. Great, you just wrecked
our voting base. What are you doing? Idiots? All right,
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let's talk about the real issues, like tigers versus grizzly bears,
because I have to own something, what Chris? Before we
get to that, let's deal with a different kind of
an animal a dog. You know, I told you the
boys have been at camp and my dog is well.
I told you he had digestive issues after every meal.
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We know now that he has those issues because I
think I have the only dog in America with anxiety problems.
We should probably get him on some anxiety medication or
something like that. Unless all four members of the family
are together in the same room, he's a wreck. So
this week, the week we sent them to camp, was
always the week where Fred was really, really, really bad.
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But Fred didn't have any digestive issues this week, and
that's because of Roughgreens And that's the only friggin reason
we pour it on his food. He gets probiotics and
digestive enzymes and omega oils and he's happier and healthier.
The anxiety is still there, but the food isn't coming
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
Still a little bit upset with Chris and Michael for
belittling me because I don't know how to stream things,
and then they did that thing that I can't stand it.
My kids do the same thing to me when they
know stuff, and I asked them to explain it to me,
they just repeat back to me the same thing they
already said, as if that's an explanation. I said, where
do you stream it? They said everywhere, as if that
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informs me of something I need detailed instructions. I remember
I had this guy on one time. I'll never forget it,
and I think, hopefully he's not listening. I guess he
could be, but he was one of these guys who
did blockchain. Now I need to clarify, I don't know
what blockchain is. It's something to do with the Internet.
I'm not gonna ask either of you two dofences, So
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just no, I didn't know what it was. I really
didn't know, and I figured people in the audience didn't
know either. So I said to the guy, Okay, can
you act like I have no idea what blockchain is,
because I really don't, and can you explain what blockchain is?
And you know what his answer was, I'll never forget. Yeah, man,
it's like march madness. Well what does that mean? What
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did how was that in any way an explanation? Chris
and Michael? Oh, just stream it? Okay, stream it? What
does that mean? From where everywhere? Like that helps me
at all? We're moving on. I'm done with these two
jesse six hundred pound tiger or an eight hundred pound
grizzly bear. Who wins? Okay, well, let's be clear about this.
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If those are the weights, then the grizzly bear wins. Remember,
we like to imagine, We like to imagine. We like
to cheer for the little guy. No one reads the
story of David and Goliath and roots for Goliath. Nobody
does you like to root for the little guy? Everyone does?
And because of that, we like movies where the female
character will fight on fight ten guys with her spin
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kicks and things like that. But we always have to
keep in mind that's make believe and it well not
David and Gliath, but I'm talking about the spin kicks
in the movies that's make believe and David David gets
his head chopped off in about thirty five seconds by
the nine foot tall monster named Goliath. If he doesn't
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have the god of the universe on his side. Why,
Because size matters a lot. There's a reason they have
different weight classes in the UFC and in boxing, and
it's not to protect the bigger guy. If one fighter
is even twenty pounds heavy, if we're talking equal training here,
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if one fighter is even twenty pounds heavier than the
other guy, he has such a huge advantage in not
only his punching power, his ability to take a punch.
And that same thing applies to the animal world. So
let's just do this really quickly. Let's assume the tiger
and grizzly bear are the same size. Say they're both
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six hundred pounds. I have previously said I think I
said on this show, because we're always tackling the tough issues,
I've previously said that I think the grizzly bear wins
that easily. They're just mean and nasty and brawlers, and
they're just all bears are all muscle and bone, and
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they're just awesome. I love bears. They're incredible creatures. I
love tigers too, they're incredible creatures. But I was thinking
about this a lot over the weekend. I think that
old saying that styles make fights, I think that's real.
I think it applies here. And here's my concern. The tiger,
the tiger's entire life, and the tiger's basic instincts. It's
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how God made them. Ore go for the throat. That's
how big cats hunt. Big cats will pounce on their prey.
They will grab the throat and kill them. Grab a
hold of them, sink your claws in, sink your teeth
into the throat, finish them off. I'm worried about the
Grizzly bears fighting style because the Grizzly Bears fighting style
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is standing up. When they brawl with other bears, they
stand up or half stay up, but they bite and
hit each other. He's exposing the throat. I'm concerned his
fighting style hurts the brawler anyway. Jesse, I pre ordered
the Anti Communist Manifesto in audiobook form. How can I
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get an Acpin? His name is Jeff, and Jeff appreciates
BUCkies like I do. Okay again one more time? The
Acpins it stands for anti communism, but they're subtle. It
just says AC and it looks good, so it'll be
something you can wear with Anything's put your little lapel
pin on. There's only two thousand of them. They're going
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to mail them out to the people who ordered more
than one, whether it's an audiobook and then a physical
book or two physical books, whatever way you ordered more
than one. But they don't automatically know that. You have
to go to jessekellybook dot com if you ordered more
than one, and they're you'll find the form to get
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your acpin and I think you just have to fill
out some information and then upload a picture or two
of your receipts or something like that. But that's where
you go, jessekellybook dot com. And if you bought more
than one book, don't miss out on your pin. This
is something we are going to begin on this show,
an anti communist community. And when you run into somebody
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who has an acpin on, please sit down with them.
Doesn't have to be a day long commitment. People are busy.
Sit down, I have some cheese sticks, get a beer,
talk to him for a minute. In the airport. That's
a kinship there. We must become a community. We cannot
do this alone. Hello Jesse, head of the biggest caucus
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in the world, the Anti Communist Caucus. I'm just wondering
if former presidents get Secret Service protection for life and
Trump goes to jail, will his guys go with him?
From Eddie, Yes, Look, hey, let's hope Donald Trump doesn't
go to prison. Man, I am very worried that he's
going to go to prison. Full disclosure, I'm very very
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worried about it. I hope he doesn't. One because he's innocent.
Two because of what that means for the country. Three. Yes,
Secret Service, it'll be well because we've never had this
situation before. It'll be a brand new situation. But they will.
They would have to keep Trump isolated from the other inmates,
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and there's no question about it, he would need Secret
Service protection because inmates love to kill famous people. Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson himself said after he got out
of prison that he was legit concerned for his life
many times in prison because guides wanted to kill him. Why. Well,
that's quite a notch on the belt, isn't it. You
can kill Mike Tyson. I would be very worried about
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his safety if he went, but they would know that too,
so that, yes, he would have Secret Service protection. I
don't think he would ever get to talk to another inmate.
They would keep him way away from everybody. You just
couldn't Yeah, you just couldn't do that, Jesse. I was
listening to the podcast. I wasn't able to call in.
I recalled a story a few years ago about, Oh,
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this is the animal desk thing. He's talking about the chimpanzees. Yeah,
chimpanzees can get nasty. I remember that horrible story about
that woman. I'm not going to go into the details
up because it was really gross. Her chimpanzee attacked her
and almost like tortured her. She barely lived. It was horrible. Yeah,
those things are nasty and super strong. You don't think so,
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but mega mega strong. They're all made of muscle like me. Jesse.
I heard your segment from Tuesday show regarding what you
call stakeholder capitalism. The few funds available in my work
are all managed by Blackrock, Vanguard, so on and so forth.
How are we supposed to build our retirement accounts while
trying to avoid investing our money in these big banks
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thanks to what you do. Okay, Well, this answer gets
complicated in some ways. Like if if it's your work
for a one k or ira, and that's obviously it
sounds like what it is, then there's probably nothing you
can do about that. Remember, there are ways that you're
going to fail, either because of you, because it's your fault,
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or because look, once they take over every cultural institution
like they do, they have us kind of boxed in.
There are ways you're going to fail. Now that said,
I have heard of many good investment groups that are
trying to break away from this, So keep your eyes
out from that. That'll be a long It's look, that's
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just going to be a long struggle. That's going to
be a long, long struggle figuring that out. I don't
have a good answer for you there. I'm gonna have
to buy a new car next year. I'm gonna go
back to a pickup truck. I'm done with the midlife
crisis car. I just I'm a pickup guy. What kind
of pickup truck am I supposed to buy? What truck
company isn't totally filled with all this COMMI filth? Go
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look around right now, Pride month. Go look at the
different trucks. Am I supposed to get a Chevy, a Dodge?
I mean those were always gay? Am I supposed to
get a Ford, a Toyota? They've all gone the same way.
But I'm going to need a truck, so someone's getting
my Money's look tough? All right, we'll do the questions
I didn't get to. Maybe some headlines I didn't get too.
Let's do remember there are easy ways to put your
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money where your morals are. Though. I may not have
truck options, but we all have cell phone options, all
of us. You have a cell phone, you pay it
every month. You pay it probably automatically every month. Does
your money automatically go to Verizon or AT and T
or T Mobile every month so they can take your
money and dump on your values. My money goes to
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Pure Talk every month. One save a fortune. Our bill
got cut in half when we switched to Puretalk. Two
same grade five G network, so I have great coverage.
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He doesn't care.
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If you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. And then we're checking out for the weekend.
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You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot
com Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com heads up for
what's to come next week. The schedule should be pretty
normal for radio. I say pretty normal. It's not going
to be normal for TV. If you watch my TV show,
(30:49):
The TV Show, every night on the first at nine
pm Eastern time, that may be weird. That may be
a really weird schedule. That's one two for radio. It's
it's media week. It's the I do all kinds of
media apparently before I do the actual book tour, which
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is the following week. So there are days next week
where I have three or four other shows to do
before I do my show. That's a long way to explain.
There may be days next week when maybe I'm not
quite as bouncing off the walls as I normally am.
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Bear with me. I think it'll be fine, but bear
with me. You never know. It's it's a lot. Okay,
So it's just a bunch of media. I know, whate
is me. Everyone feel bad for me? Is I have
to do extra radio and TV. But that's I wanted
to explain myself more than anything else. If if I'm
a little bit more Jeb Bush than normal, that's probably why.
That's a big reason why. Hey, look you want to
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talk about.
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The ocean national shanny Can environ Oh, Shannon gotmosphere in
a shanny Can atmospheric administrate And.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let's do remember this is the new head of the
CDC a monster. Her name's Mandy Cohen and she's a monster.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
So I would call probably the person I called most
was the Secretary of Health and Human Services in Massachusetts.
She worked for a Republican governor just to but you
know when she was like, are you are you gonna
let them have professional football? And I was like nope,
and she's like, okay, neither away nearly a ha ha
ha you gonna let them?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm not gonna let them, ha ha ha. Look how
powerful I am monsters win this country. Man, tyrants, tyrants
who need to go to prison. All right, let's get
the more questions. Jesse DeSantis has received criticism for not
speaking out against the Trump indictment sooner than he did,
with some prominent commentators on the right saying he missed
his moment. If Trump goes down for a brewing seditious
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conspiracy and his Georgia indictment as heavy d doing the
smart thing for himself by keeping his mouth and letting
Trump burn. This has been a concern I have, and
it's a concern that I've expressed. You know, I know
people in both camps. I've expressed this concern to Team
Desantus over and over again. I don't know that there's
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a good answer. So it's not like I think they're
screwing it up. But if you're Ron DeSantis and Trump
goes down, and I believe you will, and Trump goes
down for some bogus crap, what do you do? How
do you handle that? People are going to be outraged,
They're going to want to know you're against it, But
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at the same time, Trump is your primary opponent. They
are opponents. Stop with the children, with the childish stuff.
They're not on the same team until the primary is
over their opponents. He's your primary opponent. How do you
handle that? And again I don't have the answer. I
don't know that there is a good answer. I don't
think you can remain silent and say nothing, because then
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it looks like you approve of that kind of ridiculousness.
But you also can't turn your campaign into the Trump
campaign overnight and start campaigning for him. I don't know
how they handle it. I know that's going to be
a needle that maybe cannot be threaded. You need to
say something, but don't say too much, because look, we
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saw it happen last time. If you take any stock
in the polls, which I generally don't, at least this
far out, but Trump did get a bump in the
polls when that New York indictment came down. Well, when
you do the math and you realize he still has
a New York trial, he still has a DC indictment.
By the way, that DC indictment might be coming this month.
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That might be June or July. We're gonna find out
what that piece of comy trash Jack Smith is going
to charge Trump with. But he's got another indictment coming.
These indictments are giving Trump boose. Now, don't get me wrong,
I'm sure he'd rather not have them because he might
end up in prison. But if you're a team DeSantis,
I don't know how you handle that. And if you're
on team Trump, you've got to know to take advantage
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of that. No matter what DeSantis does, Team Trump's going
to take advantage of it and point fingers at him
and try to shift some of that blame onto DeSantis.
It's just it's standard politics. But they're gonna do it.
They're definitely gonna do it. It'll be tough. Hey, look,
I think he'll be okay if he's on chalk. Is
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I don't know. Trump's like eighty DeSantis has a long campaign.
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Speaker 5 (36:12):
Increasing the unemployment rate is much worse than expected and
very significant. As you know, usually when we rise by
half a point from the lowest unemployment rate, it means
the economy is going into recession. We just rose three
tenths in a month, and we're up three or four tenths, no,
three tenths now from the low. So, in other words,
if this isn't revised away, the increase in the unemployment
rate is potentially more meaningful than even the continued strength
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we're seeing in the payrolls.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, look, I didn't play it earlier. I thought about
playing it in the opening because it is news unemployment
went up, and then I thought to myself, Man, it's
freaking Friday. That's a lot to deal with, you know,
economic troubles coming. I've been warning you about this for
a long time. People will have differences of opinion on
how bad it will be. Ah, it's going to be
a little recession. It'd be a severe recession. Oh, it's
(36:59):
gonna be great to depression two point zero, it's gonna
be worse than the great depression that they're The opinions vary,
But anyone telling you economic trouble wasn't coming is somebody
not paying attention. Jesse. Did you ever have any training
accidents firing mortars? We blew up a bunch of sheep
when I was in the National Guard once. No, we
didn't have any training accidents in my unit, but that's
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probably because they scared us out of that mortar. Mortar
shoots can be really dangerous, and we had a mortar unit.
Basically the whole unit was wiped out because they double
dropped around. They had dropped around and you may wonder
how it happens. It can get confusing out there, and
they dropped another one on top of it and blew
up a mortar around inside of the tube. Essentially blew
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up two of them, and you're just gonna kill everyone there,
and you don't have to hear too many of those
stories before you straighten up. Plus, we had really good
NCOs when I first dropped to the fleet, and they were, OK.
They were hard on us. Obviously, you're gonna be you're
gonna be sweating a lot, you're gonna be working hard.
But they were really really good. NCOs are really good teachers.
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They are what runs the military. The NCOs do the
non commissioned officers there who run things. And if you
have good ones, man save your life, change your life
for you. If you have bad ones, which are rare
but they exist. If you have bad ones, your life sucks.
The NCOs have much more control over your training and
your life and the friggin officers. Anyway, enjoy your weekend,
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put your phone down. We'll do it Monday, all right,
that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show.
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We got all kinds of asked Doctor Jesse questions to go.
I'm excited, you're excited. I can't believe so. By the way,
someone emailed earlier, we've had a few of these where
people have already gotten their books, the Anti Communist Manifesto,
and I was so curious. I actually reached out to
(00:40):
some people during the break. I said, why are people
getting their books because the book is not out until
June sixth. Apparently this is one of those things that happens.
It's a simple mistake by the various I don't know
whether it's the bookstores or the shipping company. He wasn't
being specific about that, but if you have one pre ordered,
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it might be there any day. I don't know. It's
not supposed to work that way.
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That's where you can upload your form to get your
ac PIN, your anti Communist pin, everything you need if
you want to sign copy. That's where you can buy it,
Jesse kellybook dot com. Is you one stop shop for
all these all these different links out there? Jesse, I
know you've always spoke about how annoyed you are when
people don't replace carts in the parking lot of stores.
(01:38):
You've even taught your boys the same. I was also
like this pre pandemic. I always put my cart back
in the corral, but since the pandemic, I stopped doing
that and leave it right where my car is. I
know I'm supposed to be better with where I spend
my money, but there are times, more often than not,
I cannot avoid going to a big box store that
treats us like garbage over the last three years. I'm
(02:00):
not mean about it, and I put it in a
position that won't roll into other people's cars. But this
will force companies to spend extra money to hire more
people to gather the carts. My little way to stick
it to them. What say you, No, You're not sticking
it to Walmart by leaving your cart in the middle
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of the parking lot. You're one sticking it to someone
else who has to avoid your cart wrangle up your cart.
That's one. Two. You're sacrificing your own integrity to try
to get at them. It's not about them, it's about you.
(02:45):
Replacing the or the grocery cart. Putting the grocery cart
back where it's supposed to go speaks volumes about you.
Why because you don't have to do it, because nothing's easier.
It's maybe the easiest way in the world to do
the wrong thing. Nobody's gonna track you down, yell at you,
(03:08):
tell you you're inconsiderate. If you want, you can just
leave that cart right where she is, back up and
drive away and never think about it again. But it shows.
It shows how you view yourself and your place in
the world. It is one of the it's one of
my biggest pet peeves. It's one of the most selfish
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things you can possibly do, because it's easy to pull
it back into one of the little cart stations, and
it's easy to leave it there. The right thing is easy,
the wrong thing is easy. If you choose the wrong thing,
that's on you. It's what I always said about credit scores.
I've told you this before. Remember I knew to this.
(03:50):
I was selling RVs right before I came into this,
about five years ago, and I got to a point
where I could tell you with are good degree of
accuracy if you add good credit outstanding credit bad credit.
After a thirty second conversation with you, why well, let
(04:11):
me clarify. I know there are reasons legitimate ones to
have bad credit. Divorces will blow up your credit. Bankruptcies,
especially bankruptcies because of COVID, can blow up your credit.
There's plenty of reasons where legit reasons why people have
bad credit, but those are the minority reasons. The majority
of people who have bad credit, they have bad credit
(04:31):
because they don't pay their bills, or they haven't paid
a bill. They got a cell phone, don't pay the
bill on time, a car note, don't pay the bill
on time or at all, an apartment, a house, don't
pay the bill on time at all, running up credit
card debt you can't afford. But what does that really show?
If I have a cell phone, if I have my
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pure Talk cell phone, which of course I do. I
have my pure Talk cell phone and I don't pay
the bill, what does that really mean? If I don't
pay the bill, it means a I'm probably irresponsible. Almost
undoubtedly it means I'm irresponsible I've taken out something that
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I can't pay back. It's a contract. I'm irresponsible. I'm
not good with my money. Maybe I didn't have the
money to pay my cell phone bill. I bet I
went out to eat it at least once that month.
I bet I went out and got a double cheeseburger somewhere.
I bet I have streaming subscriptions. What it shows is
(05:36):
it shows that I view the world through extremely self
centered lens, and that I view my place in the
world as being more important than it really is. I'll
never forget as long as I love. One of my
least favorite customers ever. He was this blowhard idiot who
walked in. I want to know the most expensive one
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you got. I might even pay cash that instantly. You know,
guy's got a five hundred credit screwer and can't pay
for anything. But I have to go through the whole thing.
And I show him a bunch of RVs, and of
course he picks one out. I like this one. It
better than what my brother's got. You better give me
a good deal. It's just the most annoying thing in
the world. Yeah, I don't take care of it's fine,
so I have to take his credit application. I take
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back his credit application, and surprise, surprise, I forget if
he had low six hundreds or high five hundreds. But
it was really bad. He's not gonna get an RV,
not gonna get a loan. But here's the best part
about it. It was one cell phone bill. I still
remember it like it was yesterday. It was for Verizon.
One cell phone bill. He actually had paid most of
his bills on time, but one cell phone bill that
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had gone on so long that it had gone to collection,
and now a collection agency was after him. And it
was under two hundred dollars that he owed Verizon under
two hundred dollars. And I had to go break the
news to him. This is never fun when you have
to do this. You're not buying an RV. Sorry, well
why not any thing I want? No, you can't. I
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have your credit report here, and the credit report you
get when you're in sales. It's not like the one
you and I get now where you just get your score.
I have the I have your life. I have a
detail of your life, everything, every loan, every everything you've
ever paid back. And I did all the details on
your delinquencies, and I said well, sir, you see this,
it's a Verizon bill that and I had to go
(07:26):
to collections. You didn't pay your bill. That you know
about this? You're dragone, right, I knew about it. I
forget what the deal was. They didn't send him something
or something you wanted. I told him I wasn't paying it.
I said, okay, but you never paid it, so it's
not paid off. No, and I ain't paying it. I
ain't paying it. Okay. Well, well you really showed them
horizons missing your two hundred dollars. He was going to
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live in his RV, was going to the oil field.
You will now be renting a hotel room. So man,
you you really stuck it to Verizon. Exact same thing,
credit stuff like that, exactly the same as the grocery
cart thing. It speaks volumes about you and how you
view your place in the world. Jesse. Do you think
a retirement withdrawal withdrawal that's a hard word, Chris, that's good.
(08:13):
I'm not even optu skating, that's all. Or what do
you think a retirement withdrawal run would be effective in
slowing slash stopping the ESG madness basically defunding it all right,
let's let's let's deal with this here. Answer your question.
The short answer is yes, but the long answer is
(08:34):
this is one of the mistakes we make, and I've
made this mistake a million times in my life. Will
come up with the concept that in no way at
all will be realistically implemented, and will suggest it as
being a possibility. Would it make a big deal? Would
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it break the ESG if every single American out and
withdrew their ESG funds from the stock market? Of course?
Is that something that's ever going to happen. No. No.
In order for these things to take effect, they have
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to have widespread support, wide enough for people to feel pain.
That's a good point. Chris, the bud Light thing, the
bud Lights boycott, I've got news for you. As proud
as we are of ourselves, and we should be, because
we started it. You started it, I started it. It
was started from the right wing, from the anti communist circle.
It was started there. But that's not why bud Light
(09:39):
has lost billions of dollars and looks like they are
in freefall right now. They're in freefall, and they lost
that much money because it gained popular support outside of
just our circles outside of people who listen to the
Jesse Kelly Show. It's it went way beyond that. There
(10:01):
are men all across America boycotting bud Light who have
no idea who I am. Therefore, when we sit down
and we come up with these theories or come up
with these solutions like yank and all our money out,
it sounds good and yet it would work. But that's
never gonna catch on. It's like when I tell people
to move from blue to red, people will email in
(10:22):
in the state, No, Jesse, everyone needs to band together
and move to a purple state. Okay, Well, even if
you like that idea, that's not realistic. If people are moving,
they're gonna move to a place where they definitely want
to live. They're not gonna move for political purposes to
a purple state and try to save it. That's not realistic.
It won't gain popular support. Makes sense speaking of blue
(10:44):
states and red states and people moving. Someone has a question,
someone has an animal fight question, someone has an anti
communist question. All that and more it's still to come. Now.
You know what else is coming calamity and disaster. I
I don't know another way to put it. Russia is
(11:04):
gearing up to use nukes. Did you know that they've
moved their nukes into Belarus? Did you know that China
once again yesterday stiffed our defense secretary. The world is
hardening against us? What does that mean? Oh, I don't know.
We're also on the brink of financial disaster too. Maybe
you should have an emergency three month food kit like now,
(11:25):
right now. Once calamity comes and you need it, it's
too late, So get it before you need it. My
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But you have to go to Prepare with Jesse Kelly
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it is the Jesse Kelly's show. Gosh, I love some
Hall of Os. That is such a good song, Chris,
(12:07):
that song. You know what, can we pause the show
or we're live? I guess we can't pause it. I'm
gonna download that song. Hold on, I'm gonna download it.
I'm gonna see let's Look, not everyone can download music
with the speed and efficiency with which I download music.
Halland Oats. Isn't that song called out of touch? It?
It's called out of touch? Right? Why am I not
(12:28):
seeing it? Hall of Oates is screwing this up for me?
I don't even see Oh it's not gonna work. People
don't download music anymore. Why how do they? What do
you mean they stream it? You don't have to download
it to hear it? Then what do I hear it?
Michael expressing frustration at me doesn't help anything. You keep
(12:50):
saying you just stream it, as if that's an explanation. Okay,
Well where do I Where do I stream it? Is
that on Google? What? Anywhere?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't see it on here? Not on my phone?
I don't know. Maybe mine's broken phones probably broke figures.
Quick update. This is gonna sound dire and drastic, but
it is true. You'll figure out certain themes on this
show that are never going to go away because I
viewed some things as being inevitable. There is a clash coming,
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hopefully not a violent one, Lord Willing, But there is
a clash coming one day, not tomorrow, but one day
between the federal government and what is Lord willing a
coalition of Red States. Everything we do as anti communists
should be in preparation for that day. That's why I
tell you to move, That's why I tell you to
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get involved in local politics. That's why I tell these
Red state ags to start reorganizing their state police, to
stand up to the FBI. I say all of these
things in anticipation that the day it's coming where a
coalition of Red States is going to have to stare
down the federal government. Everything they're doing is gearing up
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towards that. The Communists are preparing for that. Just so
you know, they are making preparation. They know that day
is coming. We need to be better about it. You
want to know Another exhibit corindiversity higher from today was asked,
keep in mind Red States are passing these honestly, fairly
innocuous bills that they're just saying, dudes can't compete in
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women's sports. Here, women are getting blown out, they're getting hurt,
they're getting beat up. Take your training nonsense somewhere else.
I don't want you waving your penis around in the
girl's locker room. That's all they're saying. This was corindiversity
higher from earlier today.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
This year alone, more than six hundred anti LGBDQI bills
have been filed in state houses across the country, and
a significant portion of those bills target transgender youth. As
President Bin says, these young people are some of the
bravest people he knows. But no one should have to
be brave to be themselves. It's why the President has
(15:08):
taken historic steps to advance equality for LGBTQI community and
protect civil rights. He was proud to sign an executive
order directing federal agencies to protect LGBTQI families and youth,
support youth mental health, and stop harmful conversion therapy policies.
DJ is actively supporting challenges to state laws that target
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transgender kids. In light of the Dobbs decision. He took
action to protect marriage equality by signing into law the
Respect for Marriage Act.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
This year, the DOJ going after Red states using civil
rights laws to ensure that young men can compete against
our daughters. Now once again, it's just yet another story.
My point, they are preparing, they're preparing to win that
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battle when that battle comes, and Lord Willing, it's not
a violent battle because I don't want to see anybody
get hurt, but they're preparing to win that fight. Are
we or are we still doing this painfully naive thing
where we think we're gonna win the presidency and that
will somehow fix it all. Nah, Jesse, this will get
fixed if we just get Trump in there. No, Jesse,
(16:28):
DeSantis will fix all this, Dude. I want one of
those guys to win too. That's that's fine with me.
We are so far away from one man walking into
the Oval office and fixing what is now an infection,
a communist infection in our federal government. We are a
long long way away from that, Jesse. Do you ever
(16:51):
get concerned that people migrating to Texas from blue states
may continue voting the same way. No, and here's why. Now,
hold on, let me clarify. Yes, I'm concerned, but no,
that's not happened. And let me clarify. I know we
say this a lot that we don't want don't California,
my Texas and things like that. Listen to me. I
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know several different groups in Texas. One of those groups
is the Texas Public Policy Foundation. Really cool group, but
they're all over these things, interstate issues and they're polling
people all the time, figuring out the who's who and
what's what. The people who move to Texas are overwhelmingly
I think the numbers well over sixty percent of them
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are Republicans. That's why they're coming here. Do Democrats move
here too? Of course they do. Are Democrats moving to
your Idaho, to your Florida, to yourself? Of course they are.
But people are migrating to live under their own values.
So are their Democrats coming in? Yeah? But our numbers
get stronger the more people that move, because it's more
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red people. Yes, it's always a concern going to get
too many Democrat imports, but the numbers don't bear that out.
Where that does happen is when these idiot governors invite
whole companies in. So people aren't migrating, they're just coming
with their work. Ah, we're thrilled to have this liberal
company and their ten thousand employees. Great, you just wrecked
our voting base. What are you doing? Idiots? All right,
(18:19):
let's talk about the real issues, like tigers versus grizzly bears,
because I have to own something, what Chris? Before we
get to that, let's deal with a different kind of
an animal a dog. You know, I told you the
boys have been at camp and my dog is well.
I told you he had digestive issues after every meal.
(18:40):
We know now that he has those issues because I
think I have the only dog in America with anxiety problems.
We should probably get him on some anxiety medication or
something like that. Unless all four members of the family
are together in the same room, he's a wreck. So
this week, the week we sent them to camp, was
always the week where Fred was really, really, really bad.
(19:01):
But Fred didn't have any digestive issues this week, and
that's because of Roughgreens And that's the only friggin reason
we pour it on his food. He gets probiotics and
digestive enzymes and omega oils and he's happier and healthier.
The anxiety is still there, but the food isn't coming
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
Still a little bit upset with Chris and Michael for
belittling me because I don't know how to stream things,
and then they did that thing that I can't stand it.
My kids do the same thing to me when they
know stuff, and I asked them to explain it to me,
they just repeat back to me the same thing they
already said, as if that's an explanation. I said, where
do you stream it? They said everywhere, as if that
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informs me of something I need detailed instructions. I remember
I had this guy on one time. I'll never forget it,
and I think, hopefully he's not listening. I guess he
could be, but he was one of these guys who
did blockchain. Now I need to clarify, I don't know
what blockchain is. It's something to do with the Internet.
I'm not gonna ask either of you two dofences, So
(20:34):
just no, I didn't know what it was. I really
didn't know, and I figured people in the audience didn't
know either. So I said to the guy, Okay, can
you act like I have no idea what blockchain is,
because I really don't, and can you explain what blockchain is?
And you know what his answer was, I'll never forget. Yeah, man,
it's like march madness. Well what does that mean? What
(20:59):
did how was that in any way an explanation? Chris
and Michael? Oh, just stream it? Okay, stream it? What
does that mean? From where everywhere? Like that helps me
at all? We're moving on. I'm done with these two
jesse six hundred pound tiger or an eight hundred pound
grizzly bear. Who wins? Okay, well, let's be clear about this.
(21:20):
If those are the weights, then the grizzly bear wins. Remember,
we like to imagine, We like to imagine. We like
to cheer for the little guy. No one reads the
story of David and Goliath and roots for Goliath. Nobody
does you like to root for the little guy? Everyone does?
And because of that, we like movies where the female
character will fight on fight ten guys with her spin
(21:43):
kicks and things like that. But we always have to
keep in mind that's make believe and it well not
David and Gliath, but I'm talking about the spin kicks
in the movies that's make believe and David David gets
his head chopped off in about thirty five seconds by
the nine foot tall monster named Goliath. If he doesn't
(22:06):
have the god of the universe on his side. Why,
Because size matters a lot. There's a reason they have
different weight classes in the UFC and in boxing, and
it's not to protect the bigger guy. If one fighter
is even twenty pounds heavy, if we're talking equal training here,
(22:27):
if one fighter is even twenty pounds heavier than the
other guy, he has such a huge advantage in not
only his punching power, his ability to take a punch.
And that same thing applies to the animal world. So
let's just do this really quickly. Let's assume the tiger
and grizzly bear are the same size. Say they're both
(22:48):
six hundred pounds. I have previously said I think I
said on this show, because we're always tackling the tough issues,
I've previously said that I think the grizzly bear wins
that easily. They're just mean and nasty and brawlers, and
they're just all bears are all muscle and bone, and
(23:08):
they're just awesome. I love bears. They're incredible creatures. I
love tigers too, they're incredible creatures. But I was thinking
about this a lot over the weekend. I think that
old saying that styles make fights, I think that's real.
I think it applies here. And here's my concern. The tiger,
the tiger's entire life, and the tiger's basic instincts. It's
(23:30):
how God made them. Ore go for the throat. That's
how big cats hunt. Big cats will pounce on their prey.
They will grab the throat and kill them. Grab a
hold of them, sink your claws in, sink your teeth
into the throat, finish them off. I'm worried about the
Grizzly bears fighting style because the Grizzly Bears fighting style
(23:55):
is standing up. When they brawl with other bears, they
stand up or half stay up, but they bite and
hit each other. He's exposing the throat. I'm concerned his
fighting style hurts the brawler anyway. Jesse, I pre ordered
the Anti Communist Manifesto in audiobook form. How can I
(24:17):
get an Acpin? His name is Jeff, and Jeff appreciates
BUCkies like I do. Okay again one more time? The
Acpins it stands for anti communism, but they're subtle. It
just says AC and it looks good, so it'll be
something you can wear with Anything's put your little lapel
pin on. There's only two thousand of them. They're going
(24:41):
to mail them out to the people who ordered more
than one, whether it's an audiobook and then a physical
book or two physical books, whatever way you ordered more
than one. But they don't automatically know that. You have
to go to jessekellybook dot com if you ordered more
than one, and they're you'll find the form to get
(25:02):
your acpin and I think you just have to fill
out some information and then upload a picture or two
of your receipts or something like that. But that's where
you go, jessekellybook dot com. And if you bought more
than one book, don't miss out on your pin. This
is something we are going to begin on this show,
an anti communist community. And when you run into somebody
(25:23):
who has an acpin on, please sit down with them.
Doesn't have to be a day long commitment. People are busy.
Sit down, I have some cheese sticks, get a beer,
talk to him for a minute. In the airport. That's
a kinship there. We must become a community. We cannot
do this alone. Hello Jesse, head of the biggest caucus
(25:44):
in the world, the Anti Communist Caucus. I'm just wondering
if former presidents get Secret Service protection for life and
Trump goes to jail, will his guys go with him?
From Eddie, Yes, Look, hey, let's hope Donald Trump doesn't
go to prison. Man, I am very worried that he's
going to go to prison. Full disclosure, I'm very very
(26:04):
worried about it. I hope he doesn't. One because he's innocent.
Two because of what that means for the country. Three. Yes,
Secret Service, it'll be well because we've never had this
situation before. It'll be a brand new situation. But they will.
They would have to keep Trump isolated from the other inmates,
(26:25):
and there's no question about it, he would need Secret
Service protection because inmates love to kill famous people. Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson himself said after he got out
of prison that he was legit concerned for his life
many times in prison because guides wanted to kill him. Why. Well,
that's quite a notch on the belt, isn't it. You
can kill Mike Tyson. I would be very worried about
(26:48):
his safety if he went, but they would know that too,
so that, yes, he would have Secret Service protection. I
don't think he would ever get to talk to another inmate.
They would keep him way away from everybody. You just
couldn't Yeah, you just couldn't do that, Jesse. I was
listening to the podcast. I wasn't able to call in.
I recalled a story a few years ago about, Oh,
(27:08):
this is the animal desk thing. He's talking about the chimpanzees. Yeah,
chimpanzees can get nasty. I remember that horrible story about
that woman. I'm not going to go into the details
up because it was really gross. Her chimpanzee attacked her
and almost like tortured her. She barely lived. It was horrible. Yeah,
those things are nasty and super strong. You don't think so,
(27:30):
but mega mega strong. They're all made of muscle like me. Jesse.
I heard your segment from Tuesday show regarding what you
call stakeholder capitalism. The few funds available in my work
are all managed by Blackrock, Vanguard, so on and so forth.
How are we supposed to build our retirement accounts while
trying to avoid investing our money in these big banks
(27:52):
thanks to what you do. Okay, Well, this answer gets
complicated in some ways. Like if if it's your work
for a one k or ira, and that's obviously it
sounds like what it is, then there's probably nothing you
can do about that. Remember, there are ways that you're
going to fail, either because of you, because it's your fault,
(28:15):
or because look, once they take over every cultural institution
like they do, they have us kind of boxed in.
There are ways you're going to fail. Now that said,
I have heard of many good investment groups that are
trying to break away from this, So keep your eyes
out from that. That'll be a long It's look, that's
(28:35):
just going to be a long struggle. That's going to
be a long, long struggle figuring that out. I don't
have a good answer for you there. I'm gonna have
to buy a new car next year. I'm gonna go
back to a pickup truck. I'm done with the midlife
crisis car. I just I'm a pickup guy. What kind
of pickup truck am I supposed to buy? What truck
company isn't totally filled with all this COMMI filth? Go
(28:58):
look around right now, Pride month. Go look at the
different trucks. Am I supposed to get a Chevy, a Dodge?
I mean those were always gay? Am I supposed to
get a Ford, a Toyota? They've all gone the same way.
But I'm going to need a truck, so someone's getting
my Money's look tough? All right, we'll do the questions
I didn't get to. Maybe some headlines I didn't get too.
Let's do remember there are easy ways to put your
(29:21):
money where your morals are. Though. I may not have
truck options, but we all have cell phone options, all
of us. You have a cell phone, you pay it
every month. You pay it probably automatically every month. Does
your money automatically go to Verizon or AT and T
or T Mobile every month so they can take your
money and dump on your values. My money goes to
(29:42):
Pure Talk every month. One save a fortune. Our bill
got cut in half when we switched to Puretalk. Two
same grade five G network, so I have great coverage.
I don't sacrifice coverage at all. And three Pure Talk.
It's not just that they don't hate America, they love
it. It's a patriotic company and it takes ten minutes to switch.
You pick up the phone dial pound two five zero
(30:05):
and say, Jesse Kelly, that will save you even more money.
But do it now, pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
If you believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of the
Jesse Kelly Show. And then we're checking out for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot
com Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com heads up for
what's to come next week. The schedule should be pretty
normal for radio. I say pretty normal. It's not going
to be normal for TV. If you watch my TV show,
(30:49):
The TV Show, every night on the first at nine
pm Eastern time, that may be weird. That may be
a really weird schedule. That's one two for radio. It's
it's media week. It's the I do all kinds of
media apparently before I do the actual book tour, which
(31:10):
is the following week. So there are days next week
where I have three or four other shows to do
before I do my show. That's a long way to explain.
There may be days next week when maybe I'm not
quite as bouncing off the walls as I normally am.
(31:31):
Bear with me. I think it'll be fine, but bear
with me. You never know. It's it's a lot. Okay,
So it's just a bunch of media. I know, whate
is me. Everyone feel bad for me? Is I have
to do extra radio and TV. But that's I wanted
to explain myself more than anything else. If if I'm
a little bit more Jeb Bush than normal, that's probably why.
That's a big reason why. Hey, look you want to
(31:54):
talk about.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
The ocean national shanny Can environ Oh, Shannon gotmosphere in
a shanny Can atmospheric administrate And.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Let's do remember this is the new head of the
CDC a monster. Her name's Mandy Cohen and she's a monster.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
So I would call probably the person I called most
was the Secretary of Health and Human Services in Massachusetts.
She worked for a Republican governor just to but you
know when she was like, are you are you gonna
let them have professional football? And I was like nope,
and she's like, okay, neither away nearly a ha ha
ha you gonna let them?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm not gonna let them, ha ha ha. Look how
powerful I am monsters win this country. Man, tyrants, tyrants
who need to go to prison. All right, let's get
the more questions. Jesse DeSantis has received criticism for not
speaking out against the Trump indictment sooner than he did,
with some prominent commentators on the right saying he missed
his moment. If Trump goes down for a brewing seditious
(32:52):
conspiracy and his Georgia indictment as heavy d doing the
smart thing for himself by keeping his mouth and letting
Trump burn. This has been a concern I have, and
it's a concern that I've expressed. You know, I know
people in both camps. I've expressed this concern to Team
Desantus over and over again. I don't know that there's
(33:13):
a good answer. So it's not like I think they're
screwing it up. But if you're Ron DeSantis and Trump
goes down, and I believe you will, and Trump goes
down for some bogus crap, what do you do? How
do you handle that? People are going to be outraged,
They're going to want to know you're against it, But
(33:36):
at the same time, Trump is your primary opponent. They
are opponents. Stop with the children, with the childish stuff.
They're not on the same team until the primary is
over their opponents. He's your primary opponent. How do you
handle that? And again I don't have the answer. I
don't know that there is a good answer. I don't
think you can remain silent and say nothing, because then
(33:57):
it looks like you approve of that kind of ridiculousness.
But you also can't turn your campaign into the Trump
campaign overnight and start campaigning for him. I don't know
how they handle it. I know that's going to be
a needle that maybe cannot be threaded. You need to
say something, but don't say too much, because look, we
(34:20):
saw it happen last time. If you take any stock
in the polls, which I generally don't, at least this
far out, but Trump did get a bump in the
polls when that New York indictment came down. Well, when
you do the math and you realize he still has
a New York trial, he still has a DC indictment.
By the way, that DC indictment might be coming this month.
(34:40):
That might be June or July. We're gonna find out
what that piece of comy trash Jack Smith is going
to charge Trump with. But he's got another indictment coming.
These indictments are giving Trump boose. Now, don't get me wrong,
I'm sure he'd rather not have them because he might
end up in prison. But if you're a team DeSantis,
I don't know how you handle that. And if you're
on team Trump, you've got to know to take advantage
(35:02):
of that. No matter what DeSantis does, Team Trump's going
to take advantage of it and point fingers at him
and try to shift some of that blame onto DeSantis.
It's just it's standard politics. But they're gonna do it.
They're definitely gonna do it. It'll be tough. Hey, look,
I think he'll be okay if he's on chalk. Is
he taking his male vitality stack? Are both of them?
(35:23):
I don't know. Trump's like eighty DeSantis has a long campaign.
What they need is testosterone. But I don't want them
taking any of these injections, going down to these these
these clinics, getting stuff injected in your arm. You don't
need to do that. They need to be focusing on
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this from earlier.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Increasing the unemployment rate is much worse than expected and
very significant. As you know, usually when we rise by
half a point from the lowest unemployment rate, it means
the economy is going into recession. We just rose three
tenths in a month, and we're up three or four tenths, no,
three tenths now from the low. So, in other words,
if this isn't revised away, the increase in the unemployment
rate is potentially more meaningful than even the continued strength
(36:34):
we're seeing in the payrolls.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yeah, look, I didn't play it earlier. I thought about
playing it in the opening because it is news unemployment
went up, and then I thought to myself, Man, it's
freaking Friday. That's a lot to deal with, you know,
economic troubles coming. I've been warning you about this for
a long time. People will have differences of opinion on
how bad it will be. Ah, it's going to be
a little recession. It'd be a severe recession. Oh, it's
(36:59):
gonna be great to depression two point zero, it's gonna
be worse than the great depression that they're The opinions vary,
But anyone telling you economic trouble wasn't coming is somebody
not paying attention. Jesse. Did you ever have any training
accidents firing mortars? We blew up a bunch of sheep
when I was in the National Guard once. No, we
didn't have any training accidents in my unit, but that's
(37:23):
probably because they scared us out of that mortar. Mortar
shoots can be really dangerous, and we had a mortar unit.
Basically the whole unit was wiped out because they double
dropped around. They had dropped around and you may wonder
how it happens. It can get confusing out there, and
they dropped another one on top of it and blew
up a mortar around inside of the tube. Essentially blew
(37:43):
up two of them, and you're just gonna kill everyone there,
and you don't have to hear too many of those
stories before you straighten up. Plus, we had really good
NCOs when I first dropped to the fleet, and they were, OK.
They were hard on us. Obviously, you're gonna be you're
gonna be sweating a lot, you're gonna be working hard.
But they were really really good. NCOs are really good teachers.
(38:04):
They are what runs the military. The NCOs do the
non commissioned officers there who run things. And if you
have good ones, man save your life, change your life
for you. If you have bad ones, which are rare
but they exist. If you have bad ones, your life sucks.
The NCOs have much more control over your training and
your life and the friggin officers. Anyway, enjoy your weekend,
(38:26):
put your phone down. We'll do it Monday, all right,
that's all
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