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June 18, 2024 37 mins

Chuck Schumer’s Father’s Day message. The elites of your country have no connection to the real world, Chuck Schumer’s dumb post is just the latest example of that. Miranda Devine breaks down the upcoming Trump debate.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Monday. Oh
my gosh, I'm so excited for this show tonight on
a Monday. It's all over the place. It's everything from

(00:32):
Chuck Schumer to the debate rules with Trump and Biden,
to dead turtles and everything in between. It's gonna be
a wild show. So let me set it up here.
Chuck Schumer put up a fake picture of him grilling
burgers yesterday. I think there's more to this we can
discuss than the standard hahaha, look at the stupid politician things.

(00:55):
So we're actually gonna open with that. We'll get to that.
They announced final rules for the Trump Biden debate next week.
We'll discuss that. What are the stakes for Trump for
bide everything else. I'm going to make everyone mad. I'll
offend everybody again with this National Defense Authorization Bill. We're
going to talk about the cost the women being forced

(01:16):
to sign up for elected service. We're going to talk
I legal immigration, and all kinds of Pride Month garbage,
all that emails, so much more coming up tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. I don't think it's
world famous, but still, let's dig into this. Oh oh,
and almost forgot Miranda Divine, amazing columnists for the New

(01:37):
York Post. She has a little Joe Biden debate angle
that I hadn't really considered. And she's gonna join us
like thirty minutes now, So we'll talk about that anyway.
Let's talk about this Schumer picture. First. Let's acknowledge that
this isn't a one off just a few months back.
I don't remember how far back it might have even

(01:58):
been last year, but I'm forty to now everything blends together.
Kathy Hochl, New York Governor Kathy Hockel was just brutalized
when she put up a picture of her, quote grilling.
She's grilling in a completely white what is it skirt?
Sun dress? I don't know. I wasn't in the Air Force.
It's something like that, but it's totally white. You'd never

(02:18):
grill in something like this. And she's holding up a
raw berger off of the grill. Remember the picture, Chris Michael,
You guys remember that it was awful. It was awful
when she got just killed for it. And then Chuck Schumer,
Chuck Schumer got online yesterday, and before I describe the picture,
I need to make sure that I drive this point home.

(02:39):
I know you already know what. I don't want to
belabor the point, but let me drive this point home.
Chuck Schumer is a very powerful man. Chuck Schumer has
power like you or I will never have power he does.
And look, I'm not thrilled about that. Obviously I won

(03:01):
that kind of power, right, But what kind of power? Well,
if you were to make a list of the fifty,
maybe one hundred most powerful people walking planet Earth, Chuck
Schumer would be on that list. He is the Senate
majority leader. He is the most powerful man in the

(03:26):
United States Senate. Well, so what does what does that mean? Well,
I'll put it to you this way. If I wanted to, oh,
the Olympics of this year, the Olympics are this year. Okay,
where are they Paris? They're in Paris. The Olympics are
in Paris this year. If I wanted to go to
the Olympics this year, if you wanted to go to
the Olympics this year, we would do it the same way.

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I would get on whatever, I'd call a travel agent,
or I'd go to Expedia or something like that, and
I'd be looking at flights. I'd try to find, you know,
reasonably affordable one, but you know time that's what I dude,
maybe brows a couple travel sites. I then would book
a hotel there. I'd try to find a hotel and look,

(04:06):
I may even book a nice one, but whatever it
may be. And then I would fly to Paris. I'd
have to buy tickets through you know, ticket Master's stub hub,
the same way you DoD That's how I would live.
You know, these are normal person things. If I wanted
something like a dinner reservations or a couple's massage with

(04:28):
my wife and I, I would have to plan ahead,
call ahead. Paris is going to be packed. If Chuck
Schumer wanted to go to Paris for the Olympics, Chuck
Schumer would line up for himself a private jet. Some
major donor, one of his various major donors, would pay
for his private jet for him, his entire family. He
wouldn't have to stress about making reservations because he's the

(04:52):
Senate freaking majority leader. He would probably just have one
of his staffers call any hotel in Paris, say Chuck,
Schumer's coming for a few days. You got a sweet
ready for him, and they'd say, oh, absolutely, of course
if Chuck Schumer when he got to Paris. I don't
know the names of any Paris or restaurants, but let's
say they had a red lobster there, a high end one,

(05:16):
and of course it would be booked. But if Chuck
Schumer wanted to go eat there, he wouldn't even have
to call ahead. This is in a separate country. He
would walk in and say, I'm Chuck Schumer, Senate Majority Leader,
where's my table? And he'd be eating cheddar Bay biscuits
in no time. Chuck Schumer is a powerful man, and

(05:36):
so over the weekend, Chuck Schumer. He put up a
picture of him and stop, I'm sorry, I'm gonna try
to focus here. It's just so funny to me. I've
been giggling about it like a little girl for twenty
four hours. He puts a picture up of him standing
in front of a grill. Of course, he says, this
is the vert. This is what he said. Our family
has lived in an apartment building for all our years,

(05:58):
but my daughter and her wife just bought a house
with a backyard. For the first time. We're having a
barbecue with hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill. Father's Day.
Heaven threw in a little Father's Day message there, but
he has since deleted this. Why would he delete something
like this. Well, you see, he's standing over a grill,

(06:21):
and the burgers that are on the grill, they're clearly
pre formed. I'm not going to kill him for that.
I've made I've eaten preformed burgers before. You used to
be able to get those things real cheap at Costco
or something like that. But they're clearly pre formed burgers. Okay,
but they're raw, raw, They're very clear. They have just
been thrown on the grill raw as can be. And

(06:44):
on one of the raw burgers. I can't stress this enough,
there's already a slice of cold American cheese laying on
the raw burger. Okay, Obviously he deleted it because he
was just brutalized for it yesterday, brutalized for how fake

(07:05):
it was, and everyone pointed it out. What But I
actually have a couple things I want to say about it,
because there's something more to this. Why does this keep happening?
Like I said, it's not a one off, it's not
unique to Chuck Schumer. Well, I think we should dig
into the background of it, at least what we think
we know a lot of these things. First, good point, Chris,

(07:25):
Let's do remember what I always say about the three
things all of our leaders have in common. Now, it's
very sad, but it's true. What are those three things?
Everyone knows it. No love of country. Oftentimes they hate it,
but there's no love of country. Whether they be Republican
leaders or Democrat leaders. Nothing stirs inside of them when

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the anthem plays. That's gone. Those days are gone. The
second one is actually the one we're going to focus
on right now. No connection to the real world. That's
actually really important. That's not a small thing. We're going
to talk about that in a moment. And then the
third is they see themselves not as congressmen or senators,
or presidents or business leaders or university presidents. They see

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themselves as kings and queens. You're the peasant, I'm the peasant.
They're the kings, they're the queens. They should just be
able to order us stupid peasants to do as they please.
But let's focus on the second one. What goes into
a picture like this. Well, if you're Chuck Schumer, it's
Father's Day, you know you have to do a few things.

(08:29):
You kind of have to say something about Father's Day.
But you also understand that you have to do a
little bit of the rainbow outreach. So you have to
talk about your daughter and her wife. That's of course
he's got to throw that in. Then you understand you've
got to do something that makes you relatable. And so

(08:53):
you and or your staffers and family members that there
were probably multiple people involved in this. You have to
sit around because they're so disconnected from you and from me.
They had a discussion about normal, what is normal? After all, Hey, Bob,

(09:13):
what are normal people doing today? Tina, do you know what?
What are these normal the peasants, you know, the ones
we hate? What do they do on Father's Day? And somebody,
somebody said, oh, I know they're gonna grill. I just
saw a loose advertisement on TV and some dude was
grilling for Father's Day. That's what we'll do, is grill.

(09:37):
And of course they all agreed, Schumer his staffords, Yeah,
that's what we'll do. What we'll do is we'll grill.
So you have to get a photo, or you have
to get a team set up to take the picture.
Of course you set it majority leaders, not just gonna
have anybody take a picture like that. Someone runs down
to the grocery store. I'm sure this is the first
time any of these people have bought Berger in five

(09:58):
ten years, so of course they run for the prepackaged burger. Again,
not indicting prepackaged burger. I've eaten a whole lot of that,
but not the most authentic looking thing in the world.
They should be at least a little misshape. But okay,
they grab the burger, and what do they eat? Cheese? Cheese,
And they go grab the cheese, and then you go
home and all continue this discussion in a moment. It

(10:22):
went a little long. I'll tell you about my father's day.
Hilarious turtle story, Trump debate talk, all kinds of stuff
still to come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's first,
let's do this really quickly. The corporate world is just
as involved in all this filth as anyone else outside
of the education system. There's nothing more damaging to this

(10:44):
country than the corporate world going to the left. This
is why we have to put our money where our
morals are. It is Pride Month. Who's your cell phone service?
Who's your cell phone provider? Go look them up and
use the words Pride Month. When you do, go ahead

(11:04):
and do an Internet search at and T Pride Month.
What do you find You're funding that When we have
these services, we are the ones providing that money for that.
We are funding our own cultural destruction. You know what
Pure Talk's doing this month. They're not concerned about Pride Month.

(11:25):
They're concerned about our veterans out there, partnering with America's
Warrior Partnership, trying to bring veterans back into the world.
It's freaking precious to me. Man, that's wonderful. Pick up
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Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, Jesse Kelly,

(11:53):
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, a
medal of honor Monday. I remember, you can email the
show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We're talking about
Schumer and his fake burger picture that he put out.
Chuck Schumer sent a majority leader, one of the most
powerful people on the planet, puts a picture of himself

(12:14):
with raw burgers on a grill and cheese allegedly melting
on the raw burger. Of course, the cheese is not
melting and the burger's raw. And there's more to this,
you see. After these people decided they were going to
fake being normal, Remember it all started with a lie.

(12:34):
There's nothing genuine inside of these people anymore. Nothing. Everything
is a lie. Every statement is a lie. It's scripted,
it's thought up. What's this? What's that? What are the
poll numbers? What are the focus groups say? Every action
is a lie. Everything they do is a lie. And
so once they figured out how to lie on Father's Day,
they decided they were gonna grill. I bet that's what

(12:56):
the peasants are doing. They're grilling, and so they go
all over to the grill. But I know it sounds small,
and maybe it is, but I just can't get over this.
All the people involved here, Shumer, his daughter, her lesbian wife,
the staffers, all the people. When these are the elite

(13:20):
of the elite, the best schools, the finest dining, the
finest everything, no one even knew how to grill a
cheeseburger and look, I know it's just a picture. It's
like I said, since deleted because of the humiliation and
the backlash. But really sit and think about what that means.

(13:44):
The people who lead the country. They can't even grill
a cheeseburger, And even if they had some semblance, some
idea on how to do it, they can't even dig
into it enough. They don't even care to dig into

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it enough to pretend they didn't leave the burger on
for a minute and flip it over. If it's all
would have taken, get a couple jar marks on there
and throw the cheese on. You'd get a little guf
for your burgers being raw, but at least you would
have done that. They are so disconnected from normal people,

(14:29):
the separation in this country on the people who leave
the country from how normal people operate. Remember that Janet
Yelling clip we played last week. Chris grabbed that. I
think it was from Friday. The Janet Yelling clip was
Friday or Thursday. When she's talking about how normal people,
how everything's going well with the Yeah, I mean there's
more jobs and wages are up more than everything. Now,

(14:52):
before Chris plays us, I want you to listen to me,
Janet Yellen is the Treasury Secretary. She should be by
virtue of her positions, the various positions she's held, she
should be the most in tune person in the United
States of America on what's going on with the money.
She's the Treasury Secretary, after all. Listen to this woman.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
All Americans, both those who are well off and those
who are near at the bottom of the income distribution,
are better off now. Their wages have risen more than prices.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
These are supposed to be our most educated people, most
informed people. But because the elites have separated themselves for
so long from normal society, they don't even know how
to pretend to be normal anymore. Chuck Schumer and all

(15:54):
the people surrounding him don't even know how to fake
like they're grilling cheese. And that's so bad for a country.
I've used the example before, and I know it's maybe
the dumbest thing I say on the show, and I
say so much dumb stuff that's actually saying something. So
this might be the dumbest analogy. But if you think

(16:16):
of the country like a big round piece of Plato
in your hands, and so that's the country as a whole,
and that's the people and the leaders of the country.
The leaders of the country are like this tumor looking
part of the Plato that's starting to pull itself away
from the people as a whole, and they don't seem

(16:38):
to understand. They keep pulling and pulling and pulling, trying
to pull the people along with them, and they are
so now disconnected from the people themselves that they're eventually
just going to break away and separate because the Plato
is not going with them. That's what it's like, and
this applies to so many people who run this country.

(16:58):
This is why I a freaked out over and over
and over again on the radio. That's why I talk
about the debt. In fact, we're going to talk about
the debt a lot tonight, the debt and spending in
this military stuff. I am so frustrated, not just with
Dems but with us about how no one's addressing the
spending and money printing. People are suffering because of it,

(17:20):
and the people who run the country are so disconnected
from reality. They are so disconnected from how normal people live,
from what normal people are going through, and they don't
care enough to get connected about it. And it's killing us,
it's killing us. There's a reason these things keep happening

(17:42):
to these people disconnected from you and me. It's like
we're a totally different species to these people. All right,
So the Trump debate rules, the Trump Biden debate rules. Boy,
is that gonna be appointment television. That's next Thursday night.
CNN announced finalized debate rules. They're cutting off the microphone.

(18:02):
Jake Tapper and Dana Bash are going to be moderating it.
So of course Donald Trump will be facing three people
that night. And everyone's out there saying Joe Biden's in
trouble because he's a cadaver and Donald's Trump is still
really sharp, and yes, those two things are true. Miranda Devine,
she's an amazing columnist for the New York Post. She
kind of has a different take on this, and I

(18:23):
found it to be interesting. Let's talk to her about that.
Next hang on, Jesse Kelly returns next.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
So the CNN, the CNN. CNN announced finalized debate rules
for next week. They're cutting off Joe Biden's mike. They're
cutting off Trump's mike when they're not speaking. It's Dana
Bash and Jake Tapper moderating the whole thing ninety minutes,
all these other things, and all of us, myself included,
we all thought to ourselves, well, Joe Biden's a cadaver.

(18:58):
Trump is still sharp. Surely it's just going to be
a mercy killing up there, right. Trump's just going to
curb stomp this guy. Miranda Devine, one of the great
columnists in the country for the New York Post, wrote
an interesting article to day. I'm encouraging you to go
read it, joins us. Now, Miranda, what's your take on
all this?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Hi, Jesse, Well, look, I don't think that it's beyond
imagination to think that Joe Biden will get those questions
in advance. You know, it's happened before we saw Donna
Brazil did it. We've seen that he when he has
his so called press conferences, he knows what the questions are.

(19:38):
He calls on favored people, So why would this be
any different? And honestly, I'm not sure that he is
really even with his sort of week and a bit
of rest. You know, he's at the beach, heading to
the beach this afternoon or tomorrow, afternoon, we hobe OF's
beach in Delaware to his beach house, and then after

(19:58):
a couple of days, he'll be going to Camp David,
presumably until the debate, because that's what we've seen with
every other big speech or debate he has to do.
He just goes missing. He goes to ground for the
best part of a week to prepare. Whatever they do
to give him, R and R to prepare him. I'm

(20:18):
not even sure that it would be enough for him
to be able to think on his feet and answer
questions that he doesn't know the answer to.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Okay, So, Miranda, what do we know? What have you
heard about what they do to get him ready? Look,
I hear what I hear are a bunch of rumors, now,
the rumors from people who would know. But anyone who
watched that State of the Union address knows that is
a man. Either he had ninety five cups of coffee

(20:49):
before he gave that, or someone gave him something medically.
He looked like his eyes were about the bug out
of his skull. He has gotten up for these things
before way or the other. What are we here? What
do we think about this stuff?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Look, that's a very closely held secret and you know,
we've tried to find out who's going to visit him,
but a lot of this stuff is done at Camp Well,
a lot of his prep is done at Camp David,
and you just can't tell who's going in and out.
You can't get anywhere near the entrance, you know, to
photograph he's coming in and out. So and of course

(21:28):
the Secret Service doesn't provide visit a loogues for these places,
so we just don't know what we do know. You know,
I've talked to medicos who are pretty well up on
how you treat this particular cognitive issue that some elderly
people get, you know, dementia or whatever it is, and

(21:49):
they say it looks like they're giving him adderall, and
apparently adderall, which is an upper look unfet. I mean
that kids are given if they've got ADHD, for instance,
that were with early stage dementia in sharpening the brand
for a short time. However, I mean it's got to
have long term consequences. For an elderly man of eighty one,

(22:13):
you know, he might juice up in the short term,
but I would say that means that he has less
cognitive span at the end of it. So you know,
I mean, I have zero sympathy for Joe Biden. I
think the problem with Republicans sort of focusing on his
refettlement is that it does engender sympathy for what Robert

(22:36):
Hirk called a well meaning elderly old man with a
forgetful memory. And I you know, I think everybody's got
grandparents or parents who are in that state, and so
they understand it. But my point about Joe Biden is
that he's compass enough, and he has created so much

(22:57):
damage and tragedy and heart for this country that's going
to haunt us the generations thanks to the border in
large parts, the millions of people he's allowed in here
to rape and pillage and commit Nay him, he should.
He should be held accountable for that. And he's composus
enough enough of the time to be held accountable.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Donald Trump's debate history again, we're speaking with Miranda Devine
with the New York Post. Donald Trump. Trump's debate history
is one of highs and lows. He's had just one
of the people who looks at this stuff this passionately.
He's had debates where he very clearly kicked everyone's butt
on the stage, both primary debates and otherwise. And then
most people, especially political junkies, will remember the first debate

(23:44):
when he squared off against Joe Biden and just embarrassed himself.
He could not control his mouth, He kept talking, He
looked awful. His pull number is cratered after that debate.
Does the mic cutting off maybe help Trump? We think
it helps Biden. Does it make maybe help Trump kind
of condense things?

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Look it might, But I think he learned the lesson
from that first debate, and he certainly modified in the
second debate. Remember, he had COVID, wasn't feeling very well
or you know, just I mean maybe he didn't know
he had it, but he certainly was ailing shortly afterwards,
and he was sweaty and didn't look well. So I
think he's learned a lesson from that. But he's not
the best debate you have to admit, And I think

(24:27):
you know, he probably has is good for the first
you know, half hour, and then he he just isn't
as focused as he should be. And and you know
you're hearing from Mary Lago that he's not focusing as
much on debate prep. I mean, he's going to be
up against a guy even though he's cognitively, you know,

(24:48):
less sharp than Donald Trump, he is going to be
prepped to within an inch of his life. And I
remember Donald Trump told me this great story about I
think one of his his best debate performances was in
the primary and he called Jeb Bush low energy Jebs
and that basically that nickname just killed Jeb Bush. That

(25:11):
was the end of his campaign because it was so apt.
It just summed up Jeb Bush's energy at that moment.
And Donald Trump had come from a meeting at Trump
Tower with this sort of Shinese tough guy, you know,
almost gangster businessman who was angry with him about some

(25:32):
deal that they'd done that he'd got the wrong end of,
and he was shouting and sort of scrambled eggs was
spitting out of his mouth, and he was really angry
and it was a scary individual. And then Donald Trump
flies to wherever the debate was and he's standing up
on stage with what he regarded as just lightweight, so
like he's just he's just battled this tough guy, Chinese

(25:56):
gangster type. And there he's on stage with Jeb Bush
wearing a mat forcal Cardigan and it was just no contest.
And I think that gave Donald Trump a sort of
extra bravado and confidence to know that, even though he
was a neophyte politician, he was going to just bowl
these people over. But I think Joe Biden's a very

(26:17):
different character. And if you look at his debate performance
against Paul Ryan back in twenty twelve in the vice
presidential debate, you know, people underestimate Joe Biden. You know,
it's not a good idea because he has some sort
of animal cunning. He's not the brightest man in the world.

(26:39):
That he has kind of low level bully street smarts,
and he bullied and laughed and used laughter as mockery
and as a weapon against Paul Ryan and completely annihilated him.
And he was a lot better than even I gave
him credit for. In twenty twenty, he got his points across,

(26:59):
and he looked down the barrel of the camera at
the American people, and he made various sort of his
fake empathy bids that he does. It all sort of
worked for him, and I think that Donald Trump's performance
just played into the doubter's view of him. So I
think his plan this time ought to be to just

(27:21):
think of the independents who are not that fond of
him and have them in his mind with every answer,
to just settle them down and make them realize that
he is a safe pair of hands, and he ran
a very good economy and a safe border when in
his four years and Joe Biden has been a disaster.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, I tend to agree. If he can stick with that,
I think it's going to be a very good night.
Miranda Devine, New York Post. Miranda, thank you so much
or appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Thanks Jesse, great to be with you.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
All Right, there was a incident yesterday with a turtle.
Depending on who you are, what I'm about to tell
you might make you laugh, It might make you cry.
I don't know. Well, we're gonna cover the turtle incident
next before we get to Metal of Honor Monday. Before

(28:14):
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Speaker 3 (29:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, Medal
of Honor Monday, which is coming up like ten minutes
from now.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
There's so much to get to on the show. Still,
it's gonna be awesome, but I have to I have
to set all that stuff aside and tell a little story. Yesterday.
I'm gonna brag about my Father's Day, but I'm warning
you it's gonna finish with something you may love and
you may hate me personally. I think it's hilarious, but
it's really gonna depend on who you are. So I

(29:45):
hope you had a happy Father's Day. Fellas and ladies
who were and kids who were treating Dad right. I
most certainly did just a heads up. This is how
mine went. Just the very beginning. I wake up in
the morning. I wake up to Fred, who I had
come into my room, jams his nose into my face
which was hanging out the side of the bed because
he wanted attention. Of course, I wake up and there

(30:07):
are my sons standing over me with breakfast in bed
made for Dad. My oldest James made the scrambled eggs
himself from scratch, dynamite, salt, pepper, cup of coffee. It
was amazing, all right. So that breakfast in bed's how
we start the day. Get up, hang out a little
bit as a fan. Then the wife, her sister that's

(30:28):
gonna come into play, her sister's in town, and my
two sons. They take me out to lunch at one
of my favorite spots. I get this, you want to
talk about the meal of kings. I get a double
cheeseburger with French fries and on the side I got
barbecue shrimp and cheesy grits. I over ate so badly

(30:50):
it was freaking a mask. I come home, or we
hop in the car and we head home. Now this
is where well, I'll just tell you the story. First,
understand that my wife and most definitely her sister are
animal lovers, and you have to understand the true depth

(31:13):
of that, because I would probably describe myself as an
animal lover, but I'm nowhere even close to their level.
I grew up hunting and fishing, but I love animals.
I think they're fascinating. I never want to see one suffer.
I'm happy to go hunt one and eat it. I'm
happy to pull a fish out and fry it up.
But you know what I like animals. They don't like

(31:34):
animals on that level. They like animals on the kind
of level of well. I remember it like it was yesterday.
My wife and I were dating and a bird. I'm
going up the highway and a bird. You know what's
happened to everybody? A bird zips out in front of
me across the highway. I'm not gonna I'm not an idiot.

(31:56):
I'm not gonna slam on the brakes or swerve or
anything nor what I have had time to do. So
so punk that bird is gone, and look behind me
and there are feathers floating down to the highway. The
bird actually did the remainder of that trip in the
grill of my truck, where I had to pull it
out afterwards. My wife was despondent, shattered, absolutely shattered. I mean,

(32:21):
I wondn't even go into what happens. If she sees
something like a dead dog or cat on the side
of the road, a dead deer guts her. She can't
stand it. It's very sad. If she sees horses, and
her sister's the same way. Oh my gosh, the horses.
Look at that. These are the kind of people we're
dealing with here. So we're on our way home yesterday
from the father's day lunch. I'm driving. It's a fairly

(32:48):
busy four lane road, forty five mile an hour speed limit.
I'm making a left off of the road I'm driving,
I'm making a left. As I'm making a left, the
wife's in the passenger seat. She says, oh my gosh,
there's a turtle trying to cross the road. There's a turtle,
and I'm okay, all right, nice, good luck to him.

(33:10):
Please stop, please stop. I want to help the turtle
cross the road. I'm thinking, wait what, uh okay. She's like,
please Jesse, play, okay, alright, get out, fine, you want
to go save the turtles. It's fine. The boys and
OB's sister are in the back seat. I parked the car.

(33:31):
I'm in a safe place. Pull it over. I parked
the car. She gets out, She starts walking over towards
the turtle to help it cross the road. She gets
fifteen feet from the turtle. Maybe and wom a car
goes driving by, does not break, does not swerve, does

(33:57):
not care in the world. Turtle soup all over the road.
I don't mean he nicked it either, this bad boy.
If you wanted to go get that turtle, you would
have to scrape it off the road with a spatula
and a pressure watcher. At this point in time, and
then then it gets better, because I am dying with laughter,

(34:21):
and so are the boys. At the same time, the
wife is standing out in front of the car with
her hands on her head, mortified. So is her sister
in the back, saying, I can't believe he did that,
the poor turtle. The boys and I are laughing so hard,
but trying to hold it back because the girls are
so messed up. I swear I almost threw up in

(34:43):
my car. I was laughing so hard and so that
that happened yesterday, it was an amazing father day. I
just have to tell you from start to finish. It
was amazing Father's Day. And then I took the boys
home and I made them sit down. I did give
them a reprieve from the docentary. I made them watch
a dude's movie, though, and it was freaking sick. And

(35:05):
that was my Father's Day. All right, enough of that.
We're gonna get to some emails, and we have to
get the Medal of Honor Monday, and well, we have
many things to get to. I do want to check
in really quickly before we get to any of that,
because I've been you know, I've been getting a lot
of guff about going to Milwaukee in July because that's
where the convention is. And while I love Wisconsin, I

(35:27):
do not care for Milwaukee. And people are like, wait,
what's your problem with Milwaukee? What's your problem with Milwaukee? Anyway,
let's check in with Milwaukee. So they got to steal
so many cars because they run through because they crash them.
I know people who got two hundred cars. There's three
hundred cart there.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
What And are you scared of potentially ever going to jail?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Do you ever think about that?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I ain't a lot. I'm only scared of the black trucks.
I got only scared of the black trucks. Other than
that the police.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Have you thought about how you spend that time?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
You only go to do my three weeks just I
missed a meanor you only do three weeks for stealing
a car? Yes, I missed a mean So is there
really no punishment for this?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Oh? No?

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Is that high streen?

Speaker 1 (36:03):
That's when you get a felony? How old you? That's
the mayor of Milwaukee, I believe. I'm not sure if
it's the mayor. I don't have confirmation on that, but
uh yeah, So that's where we're at with all that. Hey,
by the way, have you given to preborn yet? Before
we get the medal of honor Monday? Before we learn
about a hero? You know, there are a lot of
ways to do heroic things. You don't have to charge

(36:26):
a machine gun nest. People are walking the planet today.
Kids are walking the planet today alive only because of
you and preborn? Do you realize that does that not
count as heroic? You buy a young woman who's about
to have an abortion, you buy her an ultrasound. If

(36:47):
she gets in there and gets that free ultrasound, she
will choose life. Almost every time. When you give to Preborn,
whatever you give, whether it's twenty eight bucks for an
ultrasound or five grand to fund the whole network for
a day, or five hundred grand, I don't care. It's
all tax deductible. It's saving life. Lives are lived because

(37:09):
of what you and Preborn have done. Thank you for
your what you've done. Please continue to partner with them.
Give whatever you can. Twenty eight bucks buys that ultrasound.
If that's all you can give, fine, if you can
give five bucks, fine by part of one, go to
preborn dot com slash jesse to give all right, preborn
dot com slash jesse. Now we're gonna do more of

(37:31):
this debate talk. We're gonna talk. We're gonna have long
talk about the military, next hour, illegals, a new hoax emails,
all that, and so much more still to come. Hang on,
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