June 5, 2026 • 37 mins
What is a beefsteak Nazi? Chris eats sardines. Why is Trump letting China buy up farmland? What should you cook on a Blackstone? What the anti-weaponization fund is and why it doesn’t matter.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun on a Friday. It is a Friday.
I have needed it, and so have you. The week
is mercifully over and we have so much.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're going to get to tonight and we're gonna have
a good time while we do it. Of course, it's
asked doctor Jesse Friday. I'll touch just a little bit,
just briefly, on this gram plat nerd scandal stuff. Here
in the opening of the show, we're diving right into
the questions. Everyone asks questions about Chinese farmland, the block population.
(00:58):
Some guy asked Stone recipes, why doesn't Trump just turn
net and yagoulu sonny run all that so much more
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
So let me go ahead and give the game away
a little bit. When it comes to Maine in the
Senate race, the Democrat guy is Graham Platner. I know
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by now you've seen you've at least heard me talk
about the laundry list of scandals this guy seems to
have gotten himself into. It's honestly, there's everything from abuse
to running around on the old lady to to not
I mentioned Nazi tattoo. Third, a Nazi tattoo, one that
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he clearly knew was a Nazi tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now again, this is a text that got sent so
like we can place the time right, this is in August.
How does she know it's a Nazi tattoo in August
of last year and you don't, No, it's an Nazi
tastoo in August of last year.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Well, she certainly didn't send that text to me. So
whoever she sent it to and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was talking, okay, it's bad. Let me go ahead and
give this away for you. It's going to keep getting
worse for Graham Plattner. Now let me explain why because
I got this emails and ask doctor Jesse Friday. I
got this email. Jesse isn't platiner the very definition of
a beef steak Nazi. Okay, so let me explain. In
(02:31):
case you haven't read the anti Communist Manifesto available at
Jesse kellybook dot com. Let me explain the term beefsteak Nazi.
That's a real term. It's a term the Nazis themselves
came up with. Why all right, so we have to
talk a little bit of Germany little history here, Stay
with me. After World War One, there was so much
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unrest in Germany, and the unrest was coming from all
sides and for all reas, since the people were going
hungry that the victorious powers were not letting food in it.
It was really, really, really bad. On top of this
toxic stew of things, you had returning soldiers who were
often extremely bitter, felt like the country had betrayed them.
(03:20):
After all, the World War One German army didn't lose
a single battle on German soil, right, it was I
mean they were justified in some of their thinking. Okay,
they were upset after World War One. Add them into
this toxic stew of a society. Germany was a crazy place.
What else is going on at this time? The communist
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movement globally is really really on the rise. Now that
the dirty commedies are officially running the Soviet Union, they're
promoting and pushing this stuff out as much as possible.
So there got to be a huge communist movement on
the rise in Germany at this time time. Now we're
going to fast forward through years of all kinds of unrest.
(04:04):
But understand, we're talking about the level of unrest that
involves the troops coming in and shooting civilians riots. It
was really, really, really bad oftentimes in the streets of
Germany post World War One, before World War Two, and
in any society when your society, when the government itself
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kind of breaks down and then you have this toxic
mix of people, you're going to end up with warring groups,
warring ideas. Everyone knows the Nazis come from that time.
The Nazis were one of many, one of many that
turned out they maneuvered in all the right ways and
did all the right things in order to gain power.
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But they were just one of many. There was a huge,
as I just mentioned, communist movement going on in Germany
at this time, a huge one. We're talking thousand person rallies,
things like that, right, you know, the whole Well, look
what do they do.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
We might call this getting strike ready.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I think of it as getting us strike ready or
street ready, and part of that is understanding our own strength.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, you get the idea. They were taking it to
the streets back then too. All right, fast forward, Like
I said, the Nazis just did it smarter and more vicious,
frankly than the other groups out there, they were just
more willing to hurt people, of course, more willing to
do dirty tricks whatever. Okay, Now, the Nazi movement itself,
(05:36):
I don't exactly have to tell you breaking news is
obviously a deeply, deeply evil, evil ideology. It just is,
and you know it of the racial superiority thing that,
it's just it's an ideology that it's extremely sick, extremely evil.
But so is communism. Now let's just focus on these
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two groups for a moment. What kind of person joins
a movement like that? Are you gonna have some relatively
normal people joining these movements? Yeah? On occasion, sure, you
know there'll be Bob the accountant. Maybe he's just bored,
maybe his wife left him, maybe whatever. And okay, I'll
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go down to a Nazi meeting, I'll go down to
a Communist meeting. So it does happen. But in general,
what kinds of people join these movements? Sick, degenerate freaks,
deranged people, violent people, mentally ill people. Sick degenerate freaks
are the ones who joined these kinds of movements. All Right,
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the Nazis end up winning. As I said, there were
all kinds of communists still in Germany, Communists who didn't
feel like getting beaten up and shot in the head
by the Nazis, so they just came out and said, oh,
we're Nazis now, lots of them, so many of them.
The Nazis came up with an actual term for them,
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beefsteak Nazis, you know, brown and red beefsteak Nazis. They
knew they were still Commis at heart, but they knew
they had to pretend to be Nazis in order to
be with the in crowd. That's the little historical part
of it. Now let's go to Graham Plattner and why
it's going to keep getting worse and worse for this
Democrat candidate, and why this is going to be a
(07:25):
problem going forward for the Democrat Party. Graham Platner is
obviously a pretty messed up dude. Reports out of him
grabbing his girlfriend and pinning her arm behind her back.
I mean, this is obviously a bad dude. He's a
bad dude, all right. But he got the nomination. How
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he was the most communist candidate in the race, He
was the most commy candidate, and for the Democrat voter,
that's what they want the most commy candidate. Okay, what
kind of people are you going to get if that's
your selection process. Don't think today's modern communist movement is
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any different than it ever was and Soviet Union. In
the Soviet Union, they were a bunch of degenerates and freaks,
and Germany degenerates and freaks, Cambodia degenerates and freaks, on
and on and on down the line. It's a disgusting
religion of the malcontent, and you attract terrible, terrible people
to it. So if the Democrat primary voter is going
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to go out and select the most communist candidate in
every race whenever they have a chance to do so,
Democrat scandals are going to just simply become the norm
you're going to get. Graham Platner is one of many
who will come in the future as the Democrat Party
continues to go further and further left. And of course, yeah,
(08:53):
these people you know, just who are still trying to
back him and come up with every excuse. This is
Gretchen Carlson.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I've seen some Democrats come forward to say to say
that maybe, you know, Graham Platner has to re examine
his behavior, and they're at least calling it out. I
would like to see the same thing coming from Republicans
with regard to Donald Trump. But overall, I think both
parties need to be honest and take accountability. When you
have a bad actor inside of a party, you have.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
To call it out.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's called changing the subject. And Sonny Huston, she obviously
is a huge, huge ban, a huge ban of Graham Platner.
This was Sonny Huston when it came to Trump.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yet fifty percent of America saw all of that and
looked the other way and said, I'm going to vote
for him anyway. And that is really disheartening because for me,
that means that you are selfish. That tells me that
they will look the other way to that kind of behavior,
and that I think is despicable.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It is un American. And now you look at her
back in Graham Platiner, and you're attempted to say, but
she's a hypocrite, not the way she sees it. For
Sunny Houston and for all communists, remember all the rules,
they're only for you. The laws that's for you, standards
that's for you. For soldiers of the communist revolution, there
(10:24):
are no rules. That's how they operate. We'll move on. So, yes,
Graham Platner is a beefsteak Nazi in every sense of
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Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly schell on a
(11:51):
wonderful Friday. I cannot go on. I can't do another
single political question or anything else until I had dress
what happened last night with Jewish producer Chris. I was
not full disclosure. I was not involved. This was just
the text conversation between Chris and Corey. But I got
(12:13):
here this morning. I had to see it, so now
you got to see it. Do you know what Chris
did for dinner last night? Chris took a can of sardines.
He removed the sardines from the can, put it on
a plate. He then microwaved the sardines on a plate.
(12:43):
Then he took the microwaved sardines and put them on
what looked like, I'm assuming just bread with mayonnaise and lettuce.
Did I get that right? Chris? Oh? No, no, no, yeah,
I was wrong about the lettuce, pickles and mayonnaise on
(13:03):
the microwaved sardines. On my life, that's a true story.
You are a foul human being. Chris, you are. You
are disgusting. I wanted I wouldn' nancy.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up and that I was repeating Republicans talking.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Shut up again because you are speaking lies.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Same thing happened to me this morning when Chris, when
I found out about the sandwich. I looked right at
Chris and I was like, you're a bit I held back.
I know back. It's like Grandma vod good bib. Hey, Jesse,
what's the deal with Trump allowing China to buy up
our farmland? My mom's upset about it? And I always
know an answered to back Trump up, but I'm stumped
on this one because their land value would go down.
(13:47):
We don't want it to go to the Chinese regardless. Thanks,
you're the best, all right. So Trump he recently and
he's he's he's done this before, but he recently increased.
You can find this if you can. If not, it's
no big deal. He came out in an interview and
he was defending allowing six hundred thousand Chinese university students.
(14:11):
To come into the country if memory serves me, And
it's fine if you don't find it, Chris, if memory
serves me. He said something about the lines of like, well,
you want other cultures to come here, all right, So
let's talk about the reality. A reality that Trump knows
every Chinese citizen works for the Chinese Communist Party, whether
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they want to or not. There aren't private businesses there.
You'll see people say this Chinese company associated with the CCP.
They're all associated with the CCP, or I guess to clarify,
they can be at a moment's notice. If I'm selling
wantans down on the street corner, I may never what, Chris,
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those are Chinese? Aren't they? Are they not? Anyway, If
I'm selling wantan's on the street corner and I've never
heard from the CCP, I'm just the Chinese dude selling wantons,
the CCP can still show up at any moment and
they will control wantons. I have to do whatever they
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say that applies to Chinese students. You will agree to
work for the CCP if you come over here. It's
six hundred thousand Chinese spies. Trump gave this answer and
made a bunch of people mad.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
You've said as many as six hundred thousand Chinese students
could come to the United States. Why, sir, is that
a pro Maga position when so many American kids want
to go to school and there are places not for them,
and these universities are getting rich off Chinese money.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Sure, never said about China, but we do have a
lot of people coming in from China. We always have
China and other countries. We also have a massive system
of colleges and universities. And if we were to cut
that in hand, which perhaps makes some people happy, you
would have half the colleges in the United States school
out of business. Well, I think that's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You would have the States.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah, but you would have as you know, historically, black
colleges and universities would all be out of business. That
you would have a system of colleges and universities. But
I think it's good to have. I actually think it's
good to have outside countries. And don't forget Mega was
my idea. Maga was nobody else's idea. I know what
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Mega wants better than anybody else, and Maga wants to
see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
All right, for you, somebody who's on the right an
anti communists like you. It's it's hard to find a
worse answer for him to give. Right when you hear oh,
a bunch of common universities are going to close their doors,
you probably are thinking to yourself, that's wonderful. Yeah, can
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we do that. But I need to explain a couple things,
and maybe it'll make you feel better, maybe it'll make
you feel worse. The first of these two things two
things here. The first one is Trump has been amazing
for the anti communist movement in a variety of ways.
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The actions he's taken on immigration alone in his second
term has really started us on a very very good
path in a variety of ways in this country. He's
been outstanding for the anti communist movement, getting it rolling.
Donald Trump is not as right wing as you are.
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He has never been on a lot of our issues.
He moves the ball forward and he's been excellent at that.
And I'm not insulting him. I'm simply explained. He becomes
a symbol for so many people of all things right wing.
He's our right wing leader, right wing, this right wing
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that you are far to the right of Donald Trump
on many many issues. He's a very traditional, normal guy
who's bringing some common sense on a lot of things.
Pause on that. I'll explain these two things in just
a moment. Hopefully it'll help you understand Trump's moves on
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You can email us your love, your hate, your death
threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to answering
this question, the guy asked, Hey, Trump's allowing China to
continue to buy up farmland. What's the deal? My mom's
mad about it? All right, So I'm explaining there are
two things that you need to get I already mentioned
that Trump is to the left of you on a
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variety of things. Come this right wing symbol, and he's
been great for the right wing movement, but he's still
personally to the left of you. Trump is a very
for when he's eighty or close to it. What is
he close to eighty? Chris seventy nine? He's seventy nine. Now,
that's not an insult. I hope to live the seventy
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nine one day. That's a good thing. I hope you're
seventy nine. But that means he's lived his entire life,
his entire life as mostly a normal country, in mostly
a normal country, and that's just what he wants normal
as in this Hey, everybody should go to college. That
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kind of older way of thinking. That was the way
of thinking for a long time. Other times he's made
you mad are generally for this exact same reason. He
doesn't want to go as far as you want to
go to put things right. Remember when the FBI was
building a new building after abusing your rights for years
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and years and years, you wanted the FBI to be
defunded and close down the building, and every agent fired,
and Donald Trump is loudly screaming on social media that
they need a brand new, expensive facility. And everyone said,
what the FBI went after you. Trump is a normal, traditional,
older American who does not see the need for extreme
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solutions the way you see the need for extreme solutions.
When it comes to the prospect of closing down half
the universities in this country, Trump finds that horrifying. Me.
I find that a good start. Trump finds that horrifying.
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There's there's that one point. The second point is this,
and I brought this up last night. It's really the
same talk along the same lines we were having about
the H one BVSA thing. We're all the companies you
wake up one morning they laid off five thousand Americans
and brought in two thousand people from China. They laid
off three thousand Americans and brought in four thousand people
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from India. On and on and on and on and
on it goes. And I mentioned that because it's been
going on like this for decades and decades in the
United States of America. What's happened is our entire system
has grown used to this. You need somebody, go grab
a Chinese guy, need somebody, go grab an Indian girl,
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need some It's just how the system has operated for
a very long time. It is I want you to
think about it like a drug, because that's what it is.
You ever known anybody who struggled with drugs? Maybe you
yourself have struggled with drugs. Keep struggling, by the way,
get clean, you'll you'll do it. You ever known somebody
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who has drugs? Or I guess alcohol would probably apply
to this thing as well. Or a long enough period
of time, that's just how they operate. They operate doing drugs.
They it becomes part of their day. It becomes woven
into their existence. A wake up in the morning, smoke
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some weed, head to work, take a lunch break, smoke
some more weed, get home from work, smoke them, smoke
some more just because you hear them. I'm not even
being insulting you hear them. It's very clearly just part
of their day. It's like brushing your teeth. It's part
of their day. Now you make something part of your
day for ten years, it becomes really part of you,
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and it becomes difficult to stop. It becomes sometimes impossible
for people to stop, and it can become dangerous for
people to stop. You ever know somebody who's a bad alcoholic.
I know this applies to druggies too, but a bad
alcoholic and they'll have to go to the hospital or
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go into rehab. They have to closely monitor their vitals
and things because their body has grown so used to alcohol.
Without it, they can have dangerous things happening inside of
their body. That's the United States of America when it
comes to a lot of foreign money, a lot of
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foreign money, business owners, business leaders from other nations around
the world. Sometimes hostile nations bring a lot of money
here to buy things up. There is a lot of
Chinese money flowing through the United States of America, a
lot of it, not just the university system, real estate,
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I mean, you name it, there's a lot of Indian
money flowing through the United States of America. It's the
most populous country on the planet. There are tons and
tons of Indians here, tons and tons of investment from
that here. You see what I mean. Now, you I
want to wake up today and say get all the
Chinese out, all of them, and I'm with you, that's fine.
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That would come with some shocking withdrawal symptoms, and withdrawal
symptoms that Trump as the American President, probably doesn't want
to weather because people in general will not understand. Look,
we've had this talk when it comes to Iran, when
it comes to economic issues, Are you paying your bills?
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Do you have a job? These kinds of things people
are not understanding. If that is bad in your life,
you are going to hold people in charge to account
for that, or at least the normies will. You may
be able to see around it, but most normies they
vote on whether or not they're paying the bills. One
final thing I said, there were two things. I'll add
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an addendum to this at the end. We have a
really terrible system in that we have to buy, we
have been buying for a long time, cheap Chinese goods
we sent all of our manufacturing to China. China wanted it.
China now manufactures the goods for the world. We have
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this weird system where we're enemies, but we have to
buy things from China, and China has to have us
buy things from China. We are woven in that way.
We should unweave that, I should note, but we are
woven in that way. That limits how hostile Donald Trump
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can get with China. Trump is at China Hawk. Trump
has been speaking about the dangers of China for a
long time. So don't doubt the fact that Trump is
all about cracking down on China. The problem is you
can only go so far. And when you're over there
trying to do big trade deals with China. You know,
we had this big Chinese visit just recently. When you're
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over there sitting down with g and you're trying to
work out a deal, well, China is a major player
in that negotiation. They're not some tiny island where we
can basically just order them around and do whatever we want.
China is a major country with a major military and
nuclear power, a gigantic economy. This is a long way
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of saying China is going to get some things out
of that deal, some things that you and I don't like,
and very clearly g made it as part of the deal. Hey,
we're still going to keep sending students to spy in
your universities. That's got to remain. Hey, we're going to
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keep buying up land in America. You can disagree with
Trump allowing allowing them to keep that in the deal,
But no matter what, when you're doing a deal with
a hostile foreign power like the Chinese, there are going
to be things in the deal that are not good
for the country and things you don't want. That's ugly
and it's crappy, but it's also the reality of the
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way the world works. Does that make sense? Good? All right?
The Anti Weaponization Fund? Someone has a question about that.
Someone has a questioned about Blackstone grills, the black population. Uh.
Trump just turning Net and Yahoo loose to take care
of everything in Iran? Someone has a question about that? Ah,
(28:20):
that in so much more coming up tonight on the
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cooking on it. What are some recommendations for recipes to
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All right, I'll give you a little something next. Is
he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
(29:54):
on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
And a reminder mouth when I launched this camp pain
or that The real fight in this country is not
left versus right, it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Amen, Amen, Bottom, Amen, Hey, tiny handed Ninja got myself
a Blackstone. I enjoy cooking on it. What are some recommendations?
First the basics and maybe one of the greatest things
you can do is breakfast on a Blackstone. At one
point in time, I was making breakfast on the Blackstone.
(30:29):
I had I think ten slices of bacon. Later go
out across the thing. I had eggs on there as well.
I had pancakes in the corner as well. It is
the breakfast making machine. Everything in one spot. That's one. Two.
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Here's one of my favorite things to do with the Blackstone.
You've got a meat counter in your grocery store I'm
assuming he does, or you have a meat store where
you go, or maybe you have one of the meat
delivery services. I really like those, but anyway, that's another story.
Maybe you have something like that. You have access to meat.
I know, I mean you and James.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
My mouth when I launched this campaign, or that the
real fight in this country is not left versus right,
it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You're a meat lover too, go buy some meat. What kind. Well,
that's the thing. I would go buy a few kinds.
I would go buy some chicken. I'd go buy Look,
it doesn't even have to be great cuts of meat
for what I'm about to explain. Get some kind of
affordable meat of some kind, some beef, some chicken. If
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you're not a jew like Chris, gets some pork of
some kind. Some bacon, doesn't hurt, some something like that.
All right. Now, you need seasonings of some kind, doesn't matter,
does not to be an expert at it. And you
need onions, you need jalapenos if you're a man, and
you need some butter. Now this is the most obvious
(32:02):
thing in the world, but I'm telling you it's a
blast and you will enjoy it. You need to get
some tortillas. Here in Texas. I was about to tell
you to buy something that you may not have access to.
Here in Texas they have something that's fairly unique, although
I'm sure it exists in other states. In the United
States of America, you can buy tortillas that are half cooked.
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They're sold in a package stacked up like normal tortillas,
but they're not cooked all the way. This lets you
take them right out of the package and throw it
on the grip the flat top, flip it real quick.
You basically have a freshly cooked tortilla. You need to
get some of those. Now. You take all that meat,
you take all those onions, slice them up. Slice up
(32:47):
the onions, how we're small you like them, Slice up
the jalapenos, and you just drop a big old vat
of butter in the middle of that black stone and
make sure it's buttered, and start chucking crap in there,
just stacking it on there. Throw all the meat on there,
throw all the onions, throw all the jalapenos, make sure
the heat isn't too high, and just start dicing and
(33:08):
mixing and chopping and dicing and mixing and chopping. And no,
there's no rut. Let it breathe. Let those jalapenos and
onions and meat juices and everything else. Let it all
get to know each other. And then for the coup
de gras, when you have your tortella, you have your
meaty onion peppery mixture, get yourself some kind of cheese
(33:30):
and drop a big old thing spreading of shreddy chetty
or something like that on there. Mazzarella I don't care
what it is, get it all cheesy and start scooping
that into tortillas. I'm telling you right now, if it's
cookout time. We got July fourth Independence Days coming up soon.
You want to be the king of Neighborhood Independence Day,
(33:52):
just sit over the Blackstone and start serving up tortillas
stuffed full of cheesy, meaty goodness. You're gonna be the
bail of the ball. Jesse, can you please explain the
Anti Weaponization Fund for the Justice Department? What it is,
what it's about, what it means for the average American?
All right, so let me make this the thirty second version,
(34:12):
because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because it's dead.
This weaponization Fund was really a way to try what
it was sold as a way, I'll put it that way.
It was sold as a way to try and make
hole the people who have been victims of government assault.
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Now we had a lot of government over each government
assault during the Biden administration, of course, because the country
was run by communists. People, real people's lives were destroyed.
I hope it didn't happen to you, but it happened
to a lot of people. Lives destroyed, financially wiped out
job loss, that the government took away people's freedom and
(34:52):
did so in a completely unjust manner. Now the thinking is,
we need something, some kind of fund to make these
people behold, it's not going to pass. It's dead, and
it's dead for a couple different reasons. The first reason
is people I talk to who I trust, they didn't
like how it was set up, meaning they liked the
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idea of helping of making people who who were victims
of the government, but the way it was set up
looked like it was probably primed for corruption in the future.
That's one aspect. The other aspect is this, well, it
happened last night actually for Senate Republicans again unite with
Democrats to block Trump's Save Act. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski,
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Mitch McConnell, and Tom Tillis. Well, those are the same
people who are who are destroying the weaponization Fund. Trump
has hostile actors in the Senate with nothing left to lose.
They can't He doesn't have any way to persuade them.
Mitch McConnell is old and powerful, in failing health, and
he's retiring, is not running again. There's nothing Trump can
(36:02):
hold over his head. Same thing with Tom Tillis. Tom
Tillis is retiring, he very clearly is going to go
for some sort of a left wing job instead of
a right wing job in the way out the door.
I mean, you can write that one down. It's a guarantee.
That's kind of thing. He's going to go for, maybe
a media pundit, something like that. Tom Tillis doesn't need
anything from Trump anymore. He has nothing left to lose.
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Lisa Murkowski in Alaska, she owes her entire political career
to Mitch McConnell. He for all intents and purposes, owns
that woman because she would already have been out of
the Senate if Mitch McConnell hadn't stepped in to save her.
Lisa Murkowski hates Trump. Lisa, there's that Susan Collins. Well,
Susan Collins is who Susan Collins is. She's never going
(36:46):
to step up and be that right wing stalwart because
she is a senator from a blue state and so
she has to be half a Democrat. I again excuse
Susan Collins, because I understand the I understand the demographics
of I mean, even this guy has a shot to win.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Now again, this is a text that got sent so
like we can place the time right, this is in August.
How does she know it's a Nazi tattoo in August
of last year? And you don't know it's a Nazi
tattoo in August of last year.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well, she certainly didn't send that text to me. So
whoever she sent it to and was talking to, that's
I can't say why, but I will say that I
certainly didn't know. And the text messages she's sending to
friends who may have recognized that, that's they didn't tell
me that.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So what who put this Nazi tattoo on my chest?
All right? We still have a couple hours hanging on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun on a Friday. It is a Friday.
I have needed it, and so have you. The week
is mercifully over and we have so much.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're going to get to tonight and we're gonna have
a good time while we do it. Of course, it's
asked doctor Jesse Friday. I'll touch just a little bit,
just briefly, on this gram plat nerd scandal stuff. Here
in the opening of the show, we're diving right into
the questions. Everyone asks questions about Chinese farmland, the block population.
(00:58):
Some guy asked Stone recipes, why doesn't Trump just turn
net and yagoulu sonny run all that so much more
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
So let me go ahead and give the game away
a little bit. When it comes to Maine in the
Senate race, the Democrat guy is Graham Platner. I know
(01:25):
by now you've seen you've at least heard me talk
about the laundry list of scandals this guy seems to
have gotten himself into. It's honestly, there's everything from abuse
to running around on the old lady to to not
I mentioned Nazi tattoo. Third, a Nazi tattoo, one that
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he clearly knew was a Nazi tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Now again, this is a text that got sent so
like we can place the time right, this is in August.
How does she know it's a Nazi tattoo in August
of last year and you don't, No, it's an Nazi
tastoo in August of last year.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Well, she certainly didn't send that text to me. So
whoever she sent it to and.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was talking, okay, it's bad. Let me go ahead and
give this away for you. It's going to keep getting
worse for Graham Plattner. Now let me explain why because
I got this emails and ask doctor Jesse Friday. I
got this email. Jesse isn't platiner the very definition of
a beef steak Nazi. Okay, so let me explain. In
(02:31):
case you haven't read the anti Communist Manifesto available at
Jesse kellybook dot com. Let me explain the term beefsteak Nazi.
That's a real term. It's a term the Nazis themselves
came up with. Why all right, so we have to
talk a little bit of Germany little history here, Stay
with me. After World War One, there was so much
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unrest in Germany, and the unrest was coming from all
sides and for all reas, since the people were going
hungry that the victorious powers were not letting food in it.
It was really, really, really bad. On top of this
toxic stew of things, you had returning soldiers who were
often extremely bitter, felt like the country had betrayed them.
(03:20):
After all, the World War One German army didn't lose
a single battle on German soil, right, it was I
mean they were justified in some of their thinking. Okay,
they were upset after World War One. Add them into
this toxic stew of a society. Germany was a crazy place.
What else is going on at this time? The communist
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movement globally is really really on the rise. Now that
the dirty commedies are officially running the Soviet Union, they're
promoting and pushing this stuff out as much as possible.
So there got to be a huge communist movement on
the rise in Germany at this time time. Now we're
going to fast forward through years of all kinds of unrest.
(04:04):
But understand, we're talking about the level of unrest that
involves the troops coming in and shooting civilians riots. It
was really, really, really bad oftentimes in the streets of
Germany post World War One, before World War Two, and
in any society when your society, when the government itself
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kind of breaks down and then you have this toxic
mix of people, you're going to end up with warring groups,
warring ideas. Everyone knows the Nazis come from that time.
The Nazis were one of many, one of many that
turned out they maneuvered in all the right ways and
did all the right things in order to gain power.
(04:46):
But they were just one of many. There was a huge,
as I just mentioned, communist movement going on in Germany
at this time, a huge one. We're talking thousand person rallies,
things like that, right, you know, the whole Well, look
what do they do.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
We might call this getting strike ready.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I think of it as getting us strike ready or
street ready, and part of that is understanding our own strength.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, you get the idea. They were taking it to
the streets back then too. All right, fast forward, Like
I said, the Nazis just did it smarter and more vicious,
frankly than the other groups out there, they were just
more willing to hurt people, of course, more willing to
do dirty tricks whatever. Okay, Now, the Nazi movement itself,
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I don't exactly have to tell you breaking news is
obviously a deeply, deeply evil, evil ideology. It just is,
and you know it of the racial superiority thing that,
it's just it's an ideology that it's extremely sick, extremely evil.
But so is communism. Now let's just focus on these
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two groups for a moment. What kind of person joins
a movement like that? Are you gonna have some relatively
normal people joining these movements? Yeah? On occasion, sure, you
know there'll be Bob the accountant. Maybe he's just bored,
maybe his wife left him, maybe whatever. And okay, I'll
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go down to a Nazi meeting, I'll go down to
a Communist meeting. So it does happen. But in general,
what kinds of people join these movements? Sick, degenerate freaks,
deranged people, violent people, mentally ill people. Sick degenerate freaks
are the ones who joined these kinds of movements. All Right,
(06:42):
the Nazis end up winning. As I said, there were
all kinds of communists still in Germany, Communists who didn't
feel like getting beaten up and shot in the head
by the Nazis, so they just came out and said, oh,
we're Nazis now, lots of them, so many of them.
The Nazis came up with an actual term for them,
(07:03):
beefsteak Nazis, you know, brown and red beefsteak Nazis. They
knew they were still Commis at heart, but they knew
they had to pretend to be Nazis in order to
be with the in crowd. That's the little historical part
of it. Now let's go to Graham Plattner and why
it's going to keep getting worse and worse for this
Democrat candidate, and why this is going to be a
(07:25):
problem going forward for the Democrat Party. Graham Platner is
obviously a pretty messed up dude. Reports out of him
grabbing his girlfriend and pinning her arm behind her back.
I mean, this is obviously a bad dude. He's a
bad dude, all right. But he got the nomination. How
(07:46):
he was the most communist candidate in the race, He
was the most commy candidate, and for the Democrat voter,
that's what they want the most commy candidate. Okay, what
kind of people are you going to get if that's
your selection process. Don't think today's modern communist movement is
(08:08):
any different than it ever was and Soviet Union. In
the Soviet Union, they were a bunch of degenerates and freaks,
and Germany degenerates and freaks, Cambodia degenerates and freaks, on
and on and on down the line. It's a disgusting
religion of the malcontent, and you attract terrible, terrible people
to it. So if the Democrat primary voter is going
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to go out and select the most communist candidate in
every race whenever they have a chance to do so,
Democrat scandals are going to just simply become the norm
you're going to get. Graham Platner is one of many
who will come in the future as the Democrat Party
continues to go further and further left. And of course, yeah,
(08:53):
these people you know, just who are still trying to
back him and come up with every excuse. This is
Gretchen Carlson.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I've seen some Democrats come forward to say to say
that maybe, you know, Graham Platner has to re examine
his behavior, and they're at least calling it out. I
would like to see the same thing coming from Republicans
with regard to Donald Trump. But overall, I think both
parties need to be honest and take accountability. When you
have a bad actor inside of a party, you have.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
To call it out.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's called changing the subject. And Sonny Huston, she obviously
is a huge, huge ban, a huge ban of Graham Platner.
This was Sonny Huston when it came to Trump.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Yet fifty percent of America saw all of that and
looked the other way and said, I'm going to vote
for him anyway. And that is really disheartening because for me,
that means that you are selfish. That tells me that
they will look the other way to that kind of behavior,
and that I think is despicable.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It is un American. And now you look at her
back in Graham Platiner, and you're attempted to say, but
she's a hypocrite, not the way she sees it. For
Sunny Houston and for all communists, remember all the rules,
they're only for you. The laws that's for you, standards
that's for you. For soldiers of the communist revolution, there
(10:24):
are no rules. That's how they operate. We'll move on. So, yes,
Graham Platner is a beefsteak Nazi in every sense of
the word. Now, let me tell you something about being
a business owner. Dealing with insurance sucks. I know you're
nodding your head right now because you have to go
through this, don't you? As a business owner? You have
multiple insurance policies? Do you not? When do you hear
(10:45):
from your broker? It's at renew time, isn't it? Otherwise
you never hear from it. By the way, your policies
are they made for your business? Or did you get
some blanket pile of crap policy that over insures you
here and this other one under ensures you there. I
know what it is. You get to stop dealing with insurance. Hell,
now that super sure exists. Super Sure, licensed in all
(11:08):
fifty states, is a super agency. What do they do?
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you a full report on what you currently have. They
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You get to deal with one company from now on,
All you have to do is go to supersure dot
(11:30):
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He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly schell on a
(11:51):
wonderful Friday. I cannot go on. I can't do another
single political question or anything else until I had dress
what happened last night with Jewish producer Chris. I was
not full disclosure. I was not involved. This was just
the text conversation between Chris and Corey. But I got
(12:13):
here this morning. I had to see it, so now
you got to see it. Do you know what Chris
did for dinner last night? Chris took a can of sardines.
He removed the sardines from the can, put it on
a plate. He then microwaved the sardines on a plate.
(12:43):
Then he took the microwaved sardines and put them on
what looked like, I'm assuming just bread with mayonnaise and lettuce.
Did I get that right? Chris? Oh? No, no, no, yeah,
I was wrong about the lettuce, pickles and mayonnaise on
(13:03):
the microwaved sardines. On my life, that's a true story.
You are a foul human being. Chris, you are. You
are disgusting. I wanted I wouldn' nancy.
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up and that I was repeating Republicans talking.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Shut up again because you are speaking lies.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Same thing happened to me this morning when Chris, when
I found out about the sandwich. I looked right at
Chris and I was like, you're a bit I held back.
I know back. It's like Grandma vod good bib. Hey, Jesse,
what's the deal with Trump allowing China to buy up
our farmland? My mom's upset about it? And I always
know an answered to back Trump up, but I'm stumped
on this one because their land value would go down.
(13:47):
We don't want it to go to the Chinese regardless. Thanks,
you're the best, all right. So Trump he recently and
he's he's he's done this before, but he recently increased.
You can find this if you can. If not, it's
no big deal. He came out in an interview and
he was defending allowing six hundred thousand Chinese university students.
(14:11):
To come into the country if memory serves me, And
it's fine if you don't find it, Chris, if memory
serves me. He said something about the lines of like, well,
you want other cultures to come here, all right, So
let's talk about the reality. A reality that Trump knows
every Chinese citizen works for the Chinese Communist Party, whether
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they want to or not. There aren't private businesses there.
You'll see people say this Chinese company associated with the CCP.
They're all associated with the CCP, or I guess to clarify,
they can be at a moment's notice. If I'm selling
wantans down on the street corner, I may never what, Chris,
(14:54):
those are Chinese? Aren't they? Are they not? Anyway, If
I'm selling wantan's on the street corner and I've never
heard from the CCP, I'm just the Chinese dude selling wantons,
the CCP can still show up at any moment and
they will control wantons. I have to do whatever they
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say that applies to Chinese students. You will agree to
work for the CCP if you come over here. It's
six hundred thousand Chinese spies. Trump gave this answer and
made a bunch of people mad.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
You've said as many as six hundred thousand Chinese students
could come to the United States. Why, sir, is that
a pro Maga position when so many American kids want
to go to school and there are places not for them,
and these universities are getting rich off Chinese money.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Sure, never said about China, but we do have a
lot of people coming in from China. We always have
China and other countries. We also have a massive system
of colleges and universities. And if we were to cut
that in hand, which perhaps makes some people happy, you
would have half the colleges in the United States school
out of business. Well, I think that's a big deal.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
You would have the States.
Speaker 8 (16:10):
Yeah, but you would have as you know, historically, black
colleges and universities would all be out of business. That
you would have a system of colleges and universities. But
I think it's good to have. I actually think it's
good to have outside countries. And don't forget Mega was
my idea. Maga was nobody else's idea. I know what
(16:33):
Mega wants better than anybody else, and Maga wants to
see our country thrive.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
All right, for you, somebody who's on the right an
anti communists like you. It's it's hard to find a
worse answer for him to give. Right when you hear oh,
a bunch of common universities are going to close their doors,
you probably are thinking to yourself, that's wonderful. Yeah, can
(17:00):
we do that. But I need to explain a couple things,
and maybe it'll make you feel better, maybe it'll make
you feel worse. The first of these two things two
things here. The first one is Trump has been amazing
for the anti communist movement in a variety of ways.
(17:22):
The actions he's taken on immigration alone in his second
term has really started us on a very very good
path in a variety of ways in this country. He's
been outstanding for the anti communist movement, getting it rolling.
Donald Trump is not as right wing as you are.
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He has never been on a lot of our issues.
He moves the ball forward and he's been excellent at that.
And I'm not insulting him. I'm simply explained. He becomes
a symbol for so many people of all things right wing.
He's our right wing leader, right wing, this right wing
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that you are far to the right of Donald Trump
on many many issues. He's a very traditional, normal guy
who's bringing some common sense on a lot of things.
Pause on that. I'll explain these two things in just
a moment. Hopefully it'll help you understand Trump's moves on
(18:30):
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You can email us your love, your hate, your death
threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Back to answering
this question, the guy asked, Hey, Trump's allowing China to
continue to buy up farmland. What's the deal? My mom's
mad about it? All right, So I'm explaining there are
two things that you need to get I already mentioned
that Trump is to the left of you on a
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variety of things. Come this right wing symbol, and he's
been great for the right wing movement, but he's still
personally to the left of you. Trump is a very
for when he's eighty or close to it. What is
he close to eighty? Chris seventy nine? He's seventy nine. Now,
that's not an insult. I hope to live the seventy
(20:19):
nine one day. That's a good thing. I hope you're
seventy nine. But that means he's lived his entire life,
his entire life as mostly a normal country, in mostly
a normal country, and that's just what he wants normal
as in this Hey, everybody should go to college. That
(20:41):
kind of older way of thinking. That was the way
of thinking for a long time. Other times he's made
you mad are generally for this exact same reason. He
doesn't want to go as far as you want to
go to put things right. Remember when the FBI was
building a new building after abusing your rights for years
(21:02):
and years and years, you wanted the FBI to be
defunded and close down the building, and every agent fired,
and Donald Trump is loudly screaming on social media that
they need a brand new, expensive facility. And everyone said,
what the FBI went after you. Trump is a normal, traditional,
older American who does not see the need for extreme
(21:24):
solutions the way you see the need for extreme solutions.
When it comes to the prospect of closing down half
the universities in this country, Trump finds that horrifying. Me.
I find that a good start. Trump finds that horrifying.
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There's there's that one point. The second point is this,
and I brought this up last night. It's really the
same talk along the same lines we were having about
the H one BVSA thing. We're all the companies you
wake up one morning they laid off five thousand Americans
and brought in two thousand people from China. They laid
off three thousand Americans and brought in four thousand people
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from India. On and on and on and on and
on it goes. And I mentioned that because it's been
going on like this for decades and decades in the
United States of America. What's happened is our entire system
has grown used to this. You need somebody, go grab
a Chinese guy, need somebody, go grab an Indian girl,
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need some It's just how the system has operated for
a very long time. It is I want you to
think about it like a drug, because that's what it is.
You ever known anybody who struggled with drugs? Maybe you
yourself have struggled with drugs. Keep struggling, by the way,
get clean, you'll you'll do it. You ever known somebody
(22:54):
who has drugs? Or I guess alcohol would probably apply
to this thing as well. Or a long enough period
of time, that's just how they operate. They operate doing drugs.
They it becomes part of their day. It becomes woven
into their existence. A wake up in the morning, smoke
(23:14):
some weed, head to work, take a lunch break, smoke
some more weed, get home from work, smoke them, smoke
some more just because you hear them. I'm not even
being insulting you hear them. It's very clearly just part
of their day. It's like brushing your teeth. It's part
of their day. Now you make something part of your
day for ten years, it becomes really part of you,
(23:39):
and it becomes difficult to stop. It becomes sometimes impossible
for people to stop, and it can become dangerous for
people to stop. You ever know somebody who's a bad alcoholic.
I know this applies to druggies too, but a bad
alcoholic and they'll have to go to the hospital or
(24:01):
go into rehab. They have to closely monitor their vitals
and things because their body has grown so used to alcohol.
Without it, they can have dangerous things happening inside of
their body. That's the United States of America when it
comes to a lot of foreign money, a lot of
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foreign money, business owners, business leaders from other nations around
the world. Sometimes hostile nations bring a lot of money
here to buy things up. There is a lot of
Chinese money flowing through the United States of America, a
lot of it, not just the university system, real estate,
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I mean, you name it, there's a lot of Indian
money flowing through the United States of America. It's the
most populous country on the planet. There are tons and
tons of Indians here, tons and tons of investment from
that here. You see what I mean. Now, you I
want to wake up today and say get all the
Chinese out, all of them, and I'm with you, that's fine.
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That would come with some shocking withdrawal symptoms, and withdrawal
symptoms that Trump as the American President, probably doesn't want
to weather because people in general will not understand. Look,
we've had this talk when it comes to Iran, when
it comes to economic issues, Are you paying your bills?
(25:29):
Do you have a job? These kinds of things people
are not understanding. If that is bad in your life,
you are going to hold people in charge to account
for that, or at least the normies will. You may
be able to see around it, but most normies they
vote on whether or not they're paying the bills. One
final thing I said, there were two things. I'll add
(25:50):
an addendum to this at the end. We have a
really terrible system in that we have to buy, we
have been buying for a long time, cheap Chinese goods
we sent all of our manufacturing to China. China wanted it.
China now manufactures the goods for the world. We have
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this weird system where we're enemies, but we have to
buy things from China, and China has to have us
buy things from China. We are woven in that way.
We should unweave that, I should note, but we are
woven in that way. That limits how hostile Donald Trump
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can get with China. Trump is at China Hawk. Trump
has been speaking about the dangers of China for a
long time. So don't doubt the fact that Trump is
all about cracking down on China. The problem is you
can only go so far. And when you're over there
trying to do big trade deals with China. You know,
we had this big Chinese visit just recently. When you're
(26:55):
over there sitting down with g and you're trying to
work out a deal, well, China is a major player
in that negotiation. They're not some tiny island where we
can basically just order them around and do whatever we want.
China is a major country with a major military and
nuclear power, a gigantic economy. This is a long way
(27:16):
of saying China is going to get some things out
of that deal, some things that you and I don't like,
and very clearly g made it as part of the deal. Hey,
we're still going to keep sending students to spy in
your universities. That's got to remain. Hey, we're going to
(27:38):
keep buying up land in America. You can disagree with
Trump allowing allowing them to keep that in the deal,
But no matter what, when you're doing a deal with
a hostile foreign power like the Chinese, there are going
to be things in the deal that are not good
for the country and things you don't want. That's ugly
and it's crappy, but it's also the reality of the
(28:00):
way the world works. Does that make sense? Good? All right?
The Anti Weaponization Fund? Someone has a question about that.
Someone has a questioned about Blackstone grills, the black population. Uh.
Trump just turning Net and Yahoo loose to take care
of everything in Iran? Someone has a question about that? Ah,
(28:20):
that in so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Speaking of businesses who go
hire foreigners, who's your mobile company hire? When you have
to get a hold of somebody at customer service with
your mobile provider. How do they sound? They sounds like this.
Speaker 8 (28:36):
My plan, my cup plan, make affordable California again, will record.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Pure Talk doesn't hire that guy. Pure Talk hires an
American who speaks English to talk to you on the phone.
Pure Talk is led by a Vietnam veteran. Pure Talk
will probably cut your bill way down. My got cut
in half. Unlimited high speed data on their five G
network for thirty four ninety nine a month. What are
you paying right now a month? Pick up your phone,
(29:05):
save money, no contract, no cancelation fee. Patronize the business
that prioritizes American jobs. Dial pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, Hey,
tiny handed ninja, just got myself a Blackstone. I enjoy
(29:29):
cooking on it. What are some recommendations for recipes to
cook on it? Besides the world famous Jesse Kelly burgers.
All right, I'll give you a little something next. Is
he smarter than everyone who knows? Does he think so? Yeah?
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
(29:54):
on a wonderful, wonderful Friday.
Speaker 9 (29:57):
And a reminder mouth when I launched this camp pain
or that The real fight in this country is not
left versus right, it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Amen, Amen, Bottom, Amen, Hey, tiny handed Ninja got myself
a Blackstone. I enjoy cooking on it. What are some recommendations?
First the basics and maybe one of the greatest things
you can do is breakfast on a Blackstone. At one
point in time, I was making breakfast on the Blackstone.
(30:29):
I had I think ten slices of bacon. Later go
out across the thing. I had eggs on there as well.
I had pancakes in the corner as well. It is
the breakfast making machine. Everything in one spot. That's one. Two.
(30:51):
Here's one of my favorite things to do with the Blackstone.
You've got a meat counter in your grocery store I'm
assuming he does, or you have a meat store where
you go, or maybe you have one of the meat
delivery services. I really like those, but anyway, that's another story.
Maybe you have something like that. You have access to meat.
I know, I mean you and James.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
My mouth when I launched this campaign, or that the
real fight in this country is not left versus right,
it's top versus bottom.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You're a meat lover too, go buy some meat. What kind. Well,
that's the thing. I would go buy a few kinds.
I would go buy some chicken. I'd go buy Look,
it doesn't even have to be great cuts of meat
for what I'm about to explain. Get some kind of
affordable meat of some kind, some beef, some chicken. If
(31:40):
you're not a jew like Chris, gets some pork of
some kind. Some bacon, doesn't hurt, some something like that.
All right. Now, you need seasonings of some kind, doesn't matter,
does not to be an expert at it. And you
need onions, you need jalapenos if you're a man, and
you need some butter. Now this is the most obvious
(32:02):
thing in the world, but I'm telling you it's a
blast and you will enjoy it. You need to get
some tortillas. Here in Texas. I was about to tell
you to buy something that you may not have access to.
Here in Texas they have something that's fairly unique, although
I'm sure it exists in other states. In the United
States of America, you can buy tortillas that are half cooked.
(32:25):
They're sold in a package stacked up like normal tortillas,
but they're not cooked all the way. This lets you
take them right out of the package and throw it
on the grip the flat top, flip it real quick.
You basically have a freshly cooked tortilla. You need to
get some of those. Now. You take all that meat,
you take all those onions, slice them up. Slice up
(32:47):
the onions, how we're small you like them, Slice up
the jalapenos, and you just drop a big old vat
of butter in the middle of that black stone and
make sure it's buttered, and start chucking crap in there,
just stacking it on there. Throw all the meat on there,
throw all the onions, throw all the jalapenos, make sure
the heat isn't too high, and just start dicing and
(33:08):
mixing and chopping and dicing and mixing and chopping. And no,
there's no rut. Let it breathe. Let those jalapenos and
onions and meat juices and everything else. Let it all
get to know each other. And then for the coup
de gras, when you have your tortella, you have your
meaty onion peppery mixture, get yourself some kind of cheese
(33:30):
and drop a big old thing spreading of shreddy chetty
or something like that on there. Mazzarella I don't care
what it is, get it all cheesy and start scooping
that into tortillas. I'm telling you right now, if it's
cookout time. We got July fourth Independence Days coming up soon.
You want to be the king of Neighborhood Independence Day,
(33:52):
just sit over the Blackstone and start serving up tortillas
stuffed full of cheesy, meaty goodness. You're gonna be the
bail of the ball. Jesse, can you please explain the
Anti Weaponization Fund for the Justice Department? What it is,
what it's about, what it means for the average American?
All right, so let me make this the thirty second version,
(34:12):
because it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because it's dead.
This weaponization Fund was really a way to try what
it was sold as a way, I'll put it that way.
It was sold as a way to try and make
hole the people who have been victims of government assault.
(34:32):
Now we had a lot of government over each government
assault during the Biden administration, of course, because the country
was run by communists. People, real people's lives were destroyed.
I hope it didn't happen to you, but it happened
to a lot of people. Lives destroyed, financially wiped out
job loss, that the government took away people's freedom and
(34:52):
did so in a completely unjust manner. Now the thinking is,
we need something, some kind of fund to make these
people behold, it's not going to pass. It's dead, and
it's dead for a couple different reasons. The first reason
is people I talk to who I trust, they didn't
like how it was set up, meaning they liked the
(35:14):
idea of helping of making people who who were victims
of the government, but the way it was set up
looked like it was probably primed for corruption in the future.
That's one aspect. The other aspect is this, well, it
happened last night actually for Senate Republicans again unite with
Democrats to block Trump's Save Act. Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski,
(35:39):
Mitch McConnell, and Tom Tillis. Well, those are the same
people who are who are destroying the weaponization Fund. Trump
has hostile actors in the Senate with nothing left to lose.
They can't He doesn't have any way to persuade them.
Mitch McConnell is old and powerful, in failing health, and
he's retiring, is not running again. There's nothing Trump can
(36:02):
hold over his head. Same thing with Tom Tillis. Tom
Tillis is retiring, he very clearly is going to go
for some sort of a left wing job instead of
a right wing job in the way out the door.
I mean, you can write that one down. It's a guarantee.
That's kind of thing. He's going to go for, maybe
a media pundit, something like that. Tom Tillis doesn't need
anything from Trump anymore. He has nothing left to lose.
(36:23):
Lisa Murkowski in Alaska, she owes her entire political career
to Mitch McConnell. He for all intents and purposes, owns
that woman because she would already have been out of
the Senate if Mitch McConnell hadn't stepped in to save her.
Lisa Murkowski hates Trump. Lisa, there's that Susan Collins. Well,
Susan Collins is who Susan Collins is. She's never going
(36:46):
to step up and be that right wing stalwart because
she is a senator from a blue state and so
she has to be half a Democrat. I again excuse
Susan Collins, because I understand the I understand the demographics
of I mean, even this guy has a shot to win.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Now again, this is a text that got sent so
like we can place the time right, this is in August.
How does she know it's a Nazi tattoo in August
of last year? And you don't know it's a Nazi
tattoo in August of last year.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well, she certainly didn't send that text to me. So
whoever she sent it to and was talking to, that's
I can't say why, but I will say that I
certainly didn't know. And the text messages she's sending to
friends who may have recognized that, that's they didn't tell
me that.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
So what who put this Nazi tattoo on my chest?
All right? We still have a couple hours hanging on
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