August 14, 2026 • 36 mins
There are reports of Navy complaints, conditions and stress in the Strait of Hormuz. Data Centers are inevitable. Pop-Tarts part 2.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show, and Jesse Kelly's show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday, and amazing, glorious Friday.
(00:31):
We have made it. You survived and I survived another
week with our heads above water, and we have such
a great show for you tonight. All Right, I'm gonna
do it. I didn't do it yesterday, but you had
a bunch of emails and apparently the news is not
gonna let it go. I'm going to address this story
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about the people in the navy. Are sailors missing some
meals or that the food isn't good and to the point.
All right, I'm gonna talk about it. Okay, we're gonna
get this out of the way. Be prepared to probably
be offended, like I always end up doing, whether or
not I intend to or not. That's coming. Data centers.
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It's a big thing in the news now. I hate
data centers. I love data centers. Why do we even
need data centers? What is the reality of it? We'll
talk about that. Somebody who just wants to bomb carg Island,
take care of this Iranian thing. Someone wants to talk
about pop tarts. Someone wants to know why don't we
just number the storms instead of naming them because people
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get offended all that history stuff. The questions are so good,
it's gonna be an awesome show tonight, if I say
so myself. But let's begin here in case, just in case,
you've been a little unplugged from the news, here's a little,
a little synopsis, if you will, of the last twenty
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four to forty eight hours of fake controversy cooked up
by the communists in the media and the Democrat Party.
The controversy is this, there are text messages now that
have been leaked, text messages from sailors on naval ships
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over there in Iran, close to Iran, over there in Iran,
and they're complaining, complaining about what hey on bored This
is boring, this is miserable. The food sucks, We've run
out of milk, We've did this. And then reports of
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and I don't know all the numbers on this yet,
so I'm not going to sit here and give you
a number, and certainly not going to give names or
anything of suicides. People. Remember, there are tons of people
on these ships, people who've had enough and just say
screw it, and they just go jump off the edge.
Of the ship and they're gone and they can't take
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it anymore. Okay, this is a story that's spreading like wildfire.
And here's why the communists are using it to bash
on Donald Trump. That's the only reason why. Okay, you're
getting a lot of this. This is Senator Mark Kelra.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Her grandson is aboard the Lincoln and he's.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's the USS Abraham Lincoln really the main ship in
this whole quote controversy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Her grandson is aboard the Lincoln and he's struggling as well.
He's depressed about the situation he is in. He doesn't
know when this deployment is going to end. I'd say
the most disturbing thing she told me is she saw
a picture of him, and she said, when he got
into the Navy, it was already like a skinny kid.
He's twenty one years old. She says, it looks like
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he's lost twenty to twenty five pounds. But the thing
that also bothered her the most was the dismissiveness that
Pete Hegseth brought to this whole situation. She saw what
he said, and she said, but it was rather disturbing
that this is the way that he represented what was
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, I got a bunch of these emails. I'll read
this one. The subject is warships not porting oracle. I
was not in the navy, but my wife was. He said,
she's a woman, so she overdramatizes everything, and by no
means do I want to give her credit for anything.
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But she may have a point. When she mentioned that
many of our warships, like the USS Abraham Lincoln, currently
at sea over two hundred days in the Middle East
is really bad and ships should be porting every thirty
to sixty days. She claims that being at sea this
long is bad emotionally and mentally for the troops, but
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also for the ship to not get fully maintained. Your thoughts, Okay,
I have a lot of thoughts, and they're all over
the place. So here it is first. I when I
my longest. My longest stretch in the wilderness was in Iraq.
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It was nine ten months. I think it ended up
being like nine and a half months. We launched into
Iraq during the invasion. We cruised the whole country, fighting
our way up to bag Dad. Then we bounced around
to various places doing other things. In Iraq. That nine
month stretch. There weren't really facilities. Then this is before
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you know, we came in and started setting up bases
and internet access. And I've told you this story before.
I think it was three weeks two or three weeks
before my parents heard my voice. They didn't know if
I was alive because there's no phones, there's no there's
no nothing. And the only reason they found out I
was alive is somebody gave our unit a satellite phone
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and every guy got to make one five minute phone
call and if they answered, great, If not, you let
them a voicemail. And my parents happen to answer, right. Soo,
so this is believe me, I'm not crying. I'm just
letting you know. That's what it was. And it was
nine months of either MREs packaged food. I think a
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couple times we got trays of processed food. They would
drop off, you know, a big vat of powdered eggs.
But whatever, it was something you were banking on family
members to send you hot sauce and Dorito's and things
like that. But there was rough. The facilities for a
while were non existent. You were sleeping in the hole.
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You dug into the ground. Every night if you had
to answers and answer nature's call. Here's a true story,
probably way more information than you want, but you're here
with me, so we're gonna tell stories. I are AMMO cans.
I don't know if it's still this way, but our
AMMO cans they come in cased in a wooden ship.
It's like a wooden shell, and you have to obviously
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remove the wooden shell before you can open the m
can get to the AMMO. But the wooden shell stays
intact as this box. And of course there's now a
hole in the middle of it because there's no more
AMMO can in it with me. So we decided, okay, look,
you get you have to use some ingenuity when you're
stuck out there. We found some padding I think we'd
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forget what we cut up for padding, and we put
it around the edges of the wood that was our toilet.
And there's no privacy in fact, because you're in combat.
You don't want privacy. Uncomfortable as it may be. You
have to have guys who are there who can kill
anybody who's trying to trying to get at you. When
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you're trying to drop the kids off of the pool
and broad daylight. I had to take this thing in
a swampy area and sit down in it in broad daylight.
I have never had that many mosquito bites on my
nether regions in my life broad daylight. This is not
me crying about combat conditions. It's not This is me
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saying this flat out them. We're gonna address the other
parts of this flat out. There's a reason combat is
made for young men. Young Men are physically stronger than
any other demographic in society. Is certainly a lot stronger
than old men like me, stronger than women. Young Men
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have this deep sense of adventure Oftentimes. Oftentimes a young
man will do something because he knows it's going to
suck and he wants to test himself. I'm telling you
right now, that's big part of why I joined the Marines.
What am I made of? Am I tough enough? Can
I do this? It's weird. It's how our minds work.
This is why militaries have been occupied by young men
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from the beginning of time. And when you leave the
comforts of home, heating air can, good food, red lobster,
and you go over to any kind of combat deployment,
whether you're a marine digging a hole in the ground,
or you're a sailor on a ship out in the
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middle of the water, not much to do. It sucks.
It sucks. It sucks. Every day. We used to take
as many naps as we could, and we all just
collectively decided, every minute your napping is a minute you're
not here. It's a minute closer you are to get home.
Go take a nap. It sucks, It has always sucked,
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and it will always suck. Genghis Khans Mongols. When they
were taking down various empires, they sat around at night
and wondered, Oh, man, I wonder what my wife's doing
back home. I'll tell you what I could go for
some of that soup she makes. Oh my gosh, I'm
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so tired of eating this dried out. World War Two
our greatest generation. Do you think those guys sitting in
a freezing cold fighting hole in Europe were cheering about
it every night? Nope, sucked. They were complaining all day
every day. This sucked. I'm freezing, this is miserable. I
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want to go home. Mom's apple pie. You know what
a long, miserable deployment is the whole history of the world.
That's what it is now. I'll get to a couple
other specifics in a moment. Hang on feeling a little stocky,
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
As we churn through these amazing ask doctor Jesse questions
just now joining us, I'm addressing this, these stories about
the sailors there sad, they're depressed, they're committing suicide. Grandma's
are complaining my son has lost weight, and I just
recapped it. Here's the one sentence answer. Long deployment suck.
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They've always sucked, they will always suck. They are long,
miserable things. You can go on a long deployment that
actually is one of the nicer ones and sounds nice,
and it sucks. Before we ever went to Iraq, we
did a six month deployment in Okinawa. It's a very
standard thing in the Marine Corps. A bunch of big
marine presents over there and the modern military base air conditioning.
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We had a chow haul right there were a couple
of little restaurants. I forget what it was, tag gun
and I know Domino's was one there was I think
one other little restaurant on the thing. And at one
point in time, we got to go up to Japan proper.
We got to go to Mount Fuji where we did training.
We went to Thailand did jungle war, so which this
is not hot, not combat, and for the most part,
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your life was never in danger. By the end of it,
we all just wanted to go home, not America. Now
that's a cushy one. Now, when you talk about a
combat deployment, it's gonna suck. And not only is it
going to suck, here's something a little different about today.
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Phones and emails. Apparently we let all these guys keep
their phones. They have a computer access where they can
email people. And when you do that, troops are going
to do what troops have always done. They are going
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to jot down complaints for mom, dad, sister, wife and
anyone else who will listen, and they'll send those complaints
back home. When I was in the Marines, we didn't
have that. When I was in Iraq, so it was
the form of letters, which I was really terrible about.
I feel bad about that. But when I wrote a letter,
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it was a lot of Hey, I'm fine, it's okay,
and it was a lot of complaining. The food sucks.
It's freaking hot. You should see the flies. You know what.
Napoleon's troops, right, this wrote the same thing. Every deployed
troop in history, because it sucks, has penned a letter
to mom back home and told her this sucks. And
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if there are enough quote this sucks letters that flow
back home, eventually you're gonna get some over the top
mom whose husband can't control her, and she's gonna go
marching down to the local newspaper and say, look at
this text message Aiden, Jaden and Braden sent me from
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the USS Lincoln. They don't even have milk for their
cinnamon toast crunch. This is an outrage. There's nothing new
under the sun. Combat deployment suck. Two hundred days on
a ship sucks. As to as to the depression, the
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alleged suicides, I know we're still hashing all that out.
You take a thousand young men and women, now, since
we have to put women on these naval ships, you
take a thousand young men and women. Okay, they're navy sailors, right,
they're not Navy seals. Certainly not putting down the Navy.
You know my respect for the big blue water Navy,
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but they're not Navy Seals. They go through some training,
they go through boot camp, and of course they're trained
and they work hard. But you think there's not going
to be a couple week tirds who get through. You
think there's not gonna be a few turds. I'm telling
you right now, I was in the Marine Corps Infantry.
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As far as non special operations guys goes, that's as
hard as it gets in the United States military easily
is hard to as it gets. We had a few
turds squeak through who couldn't ack it. There weren't a lot,
but there were a few. There's an aircraft carrier with
a thousand sailors on it. You think you didn't let
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on twenty to fifty who are weak little sisters who
are gonna snap when it gets too hard into the
ice cream machine breaks. Sorry if that sounds cold, that's
the freaking military. That's life. Suck it up. It sucks,
I know it. And by the way, I'm not telling
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anybody to not complain when when you write letters back home,
like I said, I did it. That's part of how
it is. I heard our old salty marine Korean War
veterans say one time. I think this is in a documentary.
He said, look at the Marines. If you're not complaining,
you're not a marine. Complain all you want, that's what
it is. But you suck it up in March on.
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This is all just a partisan cudgel. That's being you
because they think it'll land poorly on Donald Trump. That's
why all these Democrat politicians jumped on it all at once. Oh,
we had to eat frozen foods. I didn't have anything
but MRIs for nine months. Yeah, let me just go
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ahead and get this out of the way. And if
I sound a little inner service bitter, it's because I am.
Don't you dare eat three hot meals a day and
then wine because the cinnamon toast crunch doesn't have any
milk anymore. Crime a freaking river. Oh well, now, as
far as the ship needing refitted, that part is probably legit. However,
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sometimes I mean aircraft carriers are not common. There aren't
a ton of them. We have more than anyone in
the world, and we don't have endless aircraft carriers. If
an aircraft carrier is critical to the job, and it
obviously is critical to the job in Afghanistan, that aircraft
carrier might have to stay out there a little longer.
It sucks, and I know it sucks. Sleeping is miserable.
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday, and asked
doctor Jesse Friday, sure to be offensive as always for
three hours. I mean, look, we just got done with
the deployed troops and I can already see the emails
in it kind of come pouring in. Are you saying, yep,
whatever you're offended about, That's exactly what I said. V
I'll double down on it now and I'm not sorry.
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All right, you can email those complaints in your questions
the Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So let's do
this offensive thing again with this one, Jesse. Why do
we need data centers? Could you explain why all of
a sudden we need those places? What kind of data
are we talking about? They wanted to build one in
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my area and the residents now rose up and protested.
Now it's not going to happen. And he says, yay, okay,
So why all right? So let's do it this way.
And I'm going to try to explain this as if
you're somebody who is stupid at technology like I am.
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I don't know technology. Okay, I have to rely on
Jewish producer Chris and degenerate producer Corey when I'm at work.
When I'm at home, I have to rely on my kids.
So this is me explaining it to you like you're
me all right. The cloud? You've heard of the cloud, right,
the cloud if you have maybe an iPhone or something
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like that. But there are a million examples of the cloud.
What is it? Well, it used to be, and I
know this still exists that if I'm on a computer
or a phone. I'm on my phone. That'll be easier
to explain. And I want to save a picture. I
take a picture of myself, as I often do. I
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take a picture of myself and I want to save
that picture. Well, I have to save it onto something.
There has to be a disc or a chip or
a stick or a something, some kind of device where
the picture actually goes with me. Well, then the cloud
came along. What is the cloud? Though the picture is saved.
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But if I take my phone right now and I
drive down to the pool and chuck it in the
deep end, my phone fries out. How is it that
I can go buy a new phone, sign in and
all my selfies are still in there how because the
pictures are not saved on the phone anymore, or maybe
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they're on the phone as well as the cloud. They're
saved on the cloud. So when I sign into a
new phone a new computer, then I just sign into
the cloud and the cloud puts those pictures on my phone. Wow,
that's wonderful. But I have breaking news for you here.
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It's journalist Jesse. It's not actually in the clouds. The
picture that is being saved in the cloud. It has
to be saved somewhere physical, Somewhere physical, has to retain
that electronic selfie I took of me smiling and flexing
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in front of the bathroom mirror. Somebody has to take
that picture, all right. Now, That brings me to the
data center thing. For the longest time, huge tech companies
have needed data centers. Data centers are not new. They're
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not new because for the longest time since especially since
the cloud started coming, you have to have a place
that could electronically store that data. All right, you with me, Now,
let's do it like this. When cars were first introduced
to the United States of America, we'll just make this
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one about America. When cars were first introduced, very first introduced.
How much gasoline did you need? I'm talking about the
country itself. How much gasoline did you really need? Well,
not much. If you know one hundred people, maybe one
guy owns a car. So there wasn't a gas station
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on every street corner. Gas stations were very few and
far between if you had one at all in your area,
because there wasn't a big need that That was the
beginning of the cloud era. Right now a I has
changed all that. AI. You know what it is. It's
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America going from a couple people own cars to America
today where everyone has a freaking car. Most families have
multiple cars, even Jewish producer Chris most families have multiple cars. Therefore,
now we went from needing a little gas to we
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need gas everywhere, absolutely everywhere. We now need a place
to store that data, and we need a lot more
of them than we ever had before. So to the
data centers. That was not a pitch for or against
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data centers, And I'll explain my thoughts on data centers
in a moment. That was just a basic explanation of
why they are needed as so much of our society shifts.
Sadly to AI. You need more and more and more
places to store all of that information. Okay, Now for you,
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for your community, what does it mean? Well, when people
move to a specific area or just live in a
specific area, they want it to stay nice and they
don't want radical changes. They don't. I'll tell you right now.
I live in a small town. We moved there in
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part because it's a small town. We're just not big
city people. I like visiting, but then I want to leave.
I live in a small town, and I like that
it felt a little rural. I mean, is there a
chick fil A? Sure, there's a Chick fil A in
five minutes. There's a big field with cattle in it.
I like that too. Now do I like it when
a new restaurant comes in? Oh? Sure, new place to eat? Okay,
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what about a new apartment complex? No, I complain, like
acrusty old man. I can't count how many times I've
told my wife this. She's making fun of me. Now
they're building up every square inch of this town. I
say it all the time to her. I wanted my
town to stay the way it was. I didn't grow
up in it, but if I had, I would want
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it to stay the way it was if I moved here,
and I did move here, I wanted it to stay
the place, just like it always was the way I
moved here. But that never happens. Ever. Towns change. I
grew when I grew up Bozeman, Montana, it was a
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ski town and not a poor town, not at all.
But it was thirty thousand people and a family of
four with a decent job. My dad didn't even have
a great job. When we moved to Montana. Could get
a little house. Well that's not gonna be some mansion,
but you could definitely get a little house. Someone told me,
I haven't verified this, but I bet you it's pretty
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close that the Averridge home price today in bos in
Montana is a million dollars. A million dollars now. I
may be old and forty five, but I'm not ninety five.
It was just thirty years ago I was living in Bozeman.
Thirty years is not a long time, and it was
nothing like that at all. Thirty years later, you have
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to be rich in order to buy a house in Bozeman.
Things change. We don't want them to. I don't want
it to. If you don't want a data center, in
your area. You have nothing but sympathy for me. I
don't want my place to change. I don't want a
data center. I don't want an apartment complex. If you're
building me a new red lobster that sounds good, put
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a waffle house right next to it. Beyond that, I
don't want an office building. I don't want this. I
don't want someone. Get these kids out of here. I know,
I know what I sound like, but I get it. However,
you can't swim against the ocean. Data centers. You may
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successfully keep them out of your community, but they are inevitable.
They are inevitable. It is the ocean for a specific reason,
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is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic, Wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday churning through these questions before
we get to the pop Tarts and carg Island, let
me finish up my point on the data centers. And
I gave you all my thoughts, and then I also
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told you on some level they're inevitable. That may not
mean it's inevitable for your community, for your area, but
they are inevitable, and they are inevitable because of money.
They're inevitable because the companies who are invested in these
data centers are financial juggernauts. And what they will do
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is they will provide financial incentives to elected officials that
make the data center inevitable. What kind of financial incentives.
I'm not talking about envelopes full of cash underneath the
table at the local red lobster. That's not what I'm
talking about at all. I'm saying, let's say you're mayor,
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if you've got a mayor right, data center people sit
down with your mayor and they tell him, hey, we
want to put a data center five miles outside of town,
and your mayor says something to the effect of, no,
people will get mad, I'll get voted out. I'm worried
about this. I'm worried about that. I'm worried about this.
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I'm worried about that. They may do some things to
ease his fears and things they should do, but they're
going to let him know. Oh okay, I understand your concern.
Do you have any idea how much tax revenue this
is about to bring into your town? If you're sitting
there and you're the mayor of Sheboygan and your city,
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your town I have no idea what Sheboygan's budget is.
Let's say you have a ten million dollar budget every year,
and the data center people sit down and say, if
you take this into account, and this into account and
this into account, your budget just went from ten to
fifteen million a year. Sound good? Now what are you thinking?
If you're the mayor, you're thinking, oh my gosh, think
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about all the cool stuff I could do with an
extra five million dollars a year in the city coffers, Yep,
sounds good. And then if the data centers are smart,
and they are very smart, they understand how to make
this pitch. What they've been doing is they've been selling
it to politicians that hey, we're going to take care
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of our own power, because that's one of the main concerns.
People have my power bills already going up. Now they're
going to suck up all the power and I'm gonna
lose power in the heat of summer. No, no, no, no.
The data centers they're ready for that pitch too. No no, no,
we're not asking you for anything. We're gonna get take
care of our own power. We've got it all covered.
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You can hate them, you can love them. The people
who love them, they talk about the jobs and the
tax revenue and all that stuff. Legit. People who hate
them talk about you, the traffic, that everything and all
that stuff is very very legit too. Hate them or
love them, They're coming. They are. They'll be one in
my area too. I can't see it. I can yell
and scream, but I think my mayor doesn't like money
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all right. On the pop tart discussion, I complained about
pop tarts. Pop tarts are fine. They're not good. They're
not good because there's too much crust and there's not
enough feeling. Too much crust and not enough feeling. And
we got this lady email the show said, hey, mister
pop tart, and she actually made my point for me.
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You know what she sent in. She sent in a picture,
and it's a picture of super stuffed pop tarts fifty
percent more filling. Now these look good. I'm sure these
are good. But you know what bothers me about a
pizza place when I have to order extra cheese because
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your standard amount of cheese is not too much. When
I get a pizza and I look down and I
see these big gaps where there's just no cheese, and
you look around the edges of it and you think
to yourself, wait a minute, Like half the pizza doesn't
even have cheese. I think to myself, that's aggravating. Now
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next time, I'm gonna have to pay for extra cheese,
which I probably won't even get. But now I'm gonna
have to pay for extra cheese. Why didn't you give
me the proper amount of cheese right off the bat?
So I didn't order extra cheese. I shouldn't have to
buy double stuffed Oreos to get the proper amount of
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stuffing in an Oreo. The regular Oreo should have enough stuffing.
By the way, don't buy Oreos. It's like the gayest
company out there. Find a different off brand that you like.
Don't buy Oreos. And I say this as an Oreo freak.
When I was a kid, I used to dream about
sitting down with an entire package of Oreos my parents
would never let me, and a glass of milk and
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laying waste to the entire thing. To this day, I
will tell you I think it's my favorite dessert on
the planet. A soaked, mushy Oreo jammed into my mouth.
It's glorious, but they're not available to me anymore because companies. Guy,
Either way, why do I need double stuffed back to
the pop tarts? You know what that tells me? You
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made super stuffed pop tarts. You know what it tells
me you knew there wasn't enough stuffing in the other ones,
and instead of stuffing it more, you just chose to
screw me. I don't like it. I shouldn't have to anyway.
This from Sean Duffy's Really, we've.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Taken twenty six thousand vehicles out of service because the
drivers don't speak English. We've taken thirty thousand drivers off
the roads because their licenses were illegally issued. We have
partnered with ICE. We're doing sting operations over two day
periods of time over multiple states.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So we were in.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. We took eight hundred people
off the road.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Outstanding. You know what else is outstanding? This is a
virtual real, a virtual rally from a Florida Democrat. Her
name is Angie Nixon, and she decided to open it
up with some pretty powerful slam poetry.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Agua Florida, Ponts de Leon haunting the Fountain of Youth,
at a genocide theme park, the smudge of the Timakua
people slaughter we water fluent in the cursive tongue, Hurricanes
tracing the mid Atlantic signature on our front porches, black
seminole high Priestess, Goddess of the Gulf Coast, dripping of
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abandoned dreams and the lullaby of gnats. The sea as
a doorway of syllables, rising where the land mourns, and
the sky and chokes sinking, powerful boardwalks, building sob of
corrupt codes. Politicians snorting gunpowder, drunk on stolen votes.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Can you snort gunpowder? Chris, Chris? Can you snort some
and tell us what happens? Come on it? We fine?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I circle down delusions.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You know that would clear the sinuses out.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
And optacon self surveillance state. A police officer stationed in
your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Can't I can't look it goes on for another minute.
It's too much, it's too much. We're with you, Angie,
almost as much as we supported randeep Lifeland, my cup Land,
make a forda will someone wants to bomb car Island.
They're done with the whole thing. We'll talk about that
next
This is a Jesse Kelly show, and Jesse Kelly's show.
Let's have some fun on a Friday, and amazing, glorious Friday.
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We have made it. You survived and I survived another
week with our heads above water, and we have such
a great show for you tonight. All Right, I'm gonna
do it. I didn't do it yesterday, but you had
a bunch of emails and apparently the news is not
gonna let it go. I'm going to address this story
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about the people in the navy. Are sailors missing some
meals or that the food isn't good and to the point.
All right, I'm gonna talk about it. Okay, we're gonna
get this out of the way. Be prepared to probably
be offended, like I always end up doing, whether or
not I intend to or not. That's coming. Data centers.
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It's a big thing in the news now. I hate
data centers. I love data centers. Why do we even
need data centers? What is the reality of it? We'll
talk about that. Somebody who just wants to bomb carg Island,
take care of this Iranian thing. Someone wants to talk
about pop tarts. Someone wants to know why don't we
just number the storms instead of naming them because people
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get offended all that history stuff. The questions are so good,
it's gonna be an awesome show tonight, if I say
so myself. But let's begin here in case, just in case,
you've been a little unplugged from the news, here's a little,
a little synopsis, if you will, of the last twenty
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four to forty eight hours of fake controversy cooked up
by the communists in the media and the Democrat Party.
The controversy is this, there are text messages now that
have been leaked, text messages from sailors on naval ships
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over there in Iran, close to Iran, over there in Iran,
and they're complaining, complaining about what hey on bored This
is boring, this is miserable. The food sucks, We've run
out of milk, We've did this. And then reports of
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and I don't know all the numbers on this yet,
so I'm not going to sit here and give you
a number, and certainly not going to give names or
anything of suicides. People. Remember, there are tons of people
on these ships, people who've had enough and just say
screw it, and they just go jump off the edge.
Of the ship and they're gone and they can't take
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it anymore. Okay, this is a story that's spreading like wildfire.
And here's why the communists are using it to bash
on Donald Trump. That's the only reason why. Okay, you're
getting a lot of this. This is Senator Mark Kelra.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Her grandson is aboard the Lincoln and he's.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That's the USS Abraham Lincoln really the main ship in
this whole quote controversy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Her grandson is aboard the Lincoln and he's struggling as well.
He's depressed about the situation he is in. He doesn't
know when this deployment is going to end. I'd say
the most disturbing thing she told me is she saw
a picture of him, and she said, when he got
into the Navy, it was already like a skinny kid.
He's twenty one years old. She says, it looks like
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he's lost twenty to twenty five pounds. But the thing
that also bothered her the most was the dismissiveness that
Pete Hegseth brought to this whole situation. She saw what
he said, and she said, but it was rather disturbing
that this is the way that he represented what was
going on.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Okay, I got a bunch of these emails. I'll read
this one. The subject is warships not porting oracle. I
was not in the navy, but my wife was. He said,
she's a woman, so she overdramatizes everything, and by no
means do I want to give her credit for anything.
(04:26):
But she may have a point. When she mentioned that
many of our warships, like the USS Abraham Lincoln, currently
at sea over two hundred days in the Middle East
is really bad and ships should be porting every thirty
to sixty days. She claims that being at sea this
long is bad emotionally and mentally for the troops, but
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also for the ship to not get fully maintained. Your thoughts, Okay,
I have a lot of thoughts, and they're all over
the place. So here it is first. I when I
my longest. My longest stretch in the wilderness was in Iraq.
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It was nine ten months. I think it ended up
being like nine and a half months. We launched into
Iraq during the invasion. We cruised the whole country, fighting
our way up to bag Dad. Then we bounced around
to various places doing other things. In Iraq. That nine
month stretch. There weren't really facilities. Then this is before
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you know, we came in and started setting up bases
and internet access. And I've told you this story before.
I think it was three weeks two or three weeks
before my parents heard my voice. They didn't know if
I was alive because there's no phones, there's no there's
no nothing. And the only reason they found out I
was alive is somebody gave our unit a satellite phone
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and every guy got to make one five minute phone
call and if they answered, great, If not, you let
them a voicemail. And my parents happen to answer, right. Soo,
so this is believe me, I'm not crying. I'm just
letting you know. That's what it was. And it was
nine months of either MREs packaged food. I think a
(06:19):
couple times we got trays of processed food. They would
drop off, you know, a big vat of powdered eggs.
But whatever, it was something you were banking on family
members to send you hot sauce and Dorito's and things
like that. But there was rough. The facilities for a
while were non existent. You were sleeping in the hole.
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You dug into the ground. Every night if you had
to answers and answer nature's call. Here's a true story,
probably way more information than you want, but you're here
with me, so we're gonna tell stories. I are AMMO cans.
I don't know if it's still this way, but our
AMMO cans they come in cased in a wooden ship.
It's like a wooden shell, and you have to obviously
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remove the wooden shell before you can open the m
can get to the AMMO. But the wooden shell stays
intact as this box. And of course there's now a
hole in the middle of it because there's no more
AMMO can in it with me. So we decided, okay, look,
you get you have to use some ingenuity when you're
stuck out there. We found some padding I think we'd
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forget what we cut up for padding, and we put
it around the edges of the wood that was our toilet.
And there's no privacy in fact, because you're in combat.
You don't want privacy. Uncomfortable as it may be. You
have to have guys who are there who can kill
anybody who's trying to trying to get at you. When
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you're trying to drop the kids off of the pool
and broad daylight. I had to take this thing in
a swampy area and sit down in it in broad daylight.
I have never had that many mosquito bites on my
nether regions in my life broad daylight. This is not
me crying about combat conditions. It's not This is me
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saying this flat out them. We're gonna address the other
parts of this flat out. There's a reason combat is
made for young men. Young Men are physically stronger than
any other demographic in society. Is certainly a lot stronger
than old men like me, stronger than women. Young Men
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have this deep sense of adventure Oftentimes. Oftentimes a young
man will do something because he knows it's going to
suck and he wants to test himself. I'm telling you
right now, that's big part of why I joined the Marines.
What am I made of? Am I tough enough? Can
I do this? It's weird. It's how our minds work.
This is why militaries have been occupied by young men
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from the beginning of time. And when you leave the
comforts of home, heating air can, good food, red lobster,
and you go over to any kind of combat deployment,
whether you're a marine digging a hole in the ground,
or you're a sailor on a ship out in the
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middle of the water, not much to do. It sucks.
It sucks. It sucks. Every day. We used to take
as many naps as we could, and we all just
collectively decided, every minute your napping is a minute you're
not here. It's a minute closer you are to get home.
Go take a nap. It sucks, It has always sucked,
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and it will always suck. Genghis Khans Mongols. When they
were taking down various empires, they sat around at night
and wondered, Oh, man, I wonder what my wife's doing
back home. I'll tell you what I could go for
some of that soup she makes. Oh my gosh, I'm
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so tired of eating this dried out. World War Two
our greatest generation. Do you think those guys sitting in
a freezing cold fighting hole in Europe were cheering about
it every night? Nope, sucked. They were complaining all day
every day. This sucked. I'm freezing, this is miserable. I
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want to go home. Mom's apple pie. You know what
a long, miserable deployment is the whole history of the world.
That's what it is now. I'll get to a couple
other specifics in a moment. Hang on feeling a little stocky,
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly DC.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Friday.
As we churn through these amazing ask doctor Jesse questions
just now joining us, I'm addressing this, these stories about
the sailors there sad, they're depressed, they're committing suicide. Grandma's
are complaining my son has lost weight, and I just
recapped it. Here's the one sentence answer. Long deployment suck.
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They've always sucked, they will always suck. They are long,
miserable things. You can go on a long deployment that
actually is one of the nicer ones and sounds nice,
and it sucks. Before we ever went to Iraq, we
did a six month deployment in Okinawa. It's a very
standard thing in the Marine Corps. A bunch of big
marine presents over there and the modern military base air conditioning.
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We had a chow haul right there were a couple
of little restaurants. I forget what it was, tag gun
and I know Domino's was one there was I think
one other little restaurant on the thing. And at one
point in time, we got to go up to Japan proper.
We got to go to Mount Fuji where we did training.
We went to Thailand did jungle war, so which this
is not hot, not combat, and for the most part,
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your life was never in danger. By the end of it,
we all just wanted to go home, not America. Now
that's a cushy one. Now, when you talk about a
combat deployment, it's gonna suck. And not only is it
going to suck, here's something a little different about today.
(12:19):
Phones and emails. Apparently we let all these guys keep
their phones. They have a computer access where they can
email people. And when you do that, troops are going
to do what troops have always done. They are going
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to jot down complaints for mom, dad, sister, wife and
anyone else who will listen, and they'll send those complaints
back home. When I was in the Marines, we didn't
have that. When I was in Iraq, so it was
the form of letters, which I was really terrible about.
I feel bad about that. But when I wrote a letter,
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it was a lot of Hey, I'm fine, it's okay,
and it was a lot of complaining. The food sucks.
It's freaking hot. You should see the flies. You know what.
Napoleon's troops, right, this wrote the same thing. Every deployed
troop in history, because it sucks, has penned a letter
to mom back home and told her this sucks. And
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if there are enough quote this sucks letters that flow
back home, eventually you're gonna get some over the top
mom whose husband can't control her, and she's gonna go
marching down to the local newspaper and say, look at
this text message Aiden, Jaden and Braden sent me from
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the USS Lincoln. They don't even have milk for their
cinnamon toast crunch. This is an outrage. There's nothing new
under the sun. Combat deployment suck. Two hundred days on
a ship sucks. As to as to the depression, the
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alleged suicides, I know we're still hashing all that out.
You take a thousand young men and women, now, since
we have to put women on these naval ships, you
take a thousand young men and women. Okay, they're navy sailors, right,
they're not Navy seals. Certainly not putting down the Navy.
You know my respect for the big blue water Navy,
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but they're not Navy Seals. They go through some training,
they go through boot camp, and of course they're trained
and they work hard. But you think there's not going
to be a couple week tirds who get through. You
think there's not gonna be a few turds. I'm telling
you right now, I was in the Marine Corps Infantry.
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As far as non special operations guys goes, that's as
hard as it gets in the United States military easily
is hard to as it gets. We had a few
turds squeak through who couldn't ack it. There weren't a lot,
but there were a few. There's an aircraft carrier with
a thousand sailors on it. You think you didn't let
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on twenty to fifty who are weak little sisters who
are gonna snap when it gets too hard into the
ice cream machine breaks. Sorry if that sounds cold, that's
the freaking military. That's life. Suck it up. It sucks,
I know it. And by the way, I'm not telling
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anybody to not complain when when you write letters back home,
like I said, I did it. That's part of how
it is. I heard our old salty marine Korean War
veterans say one time. I think this is in a documentary.
He said, look at the Marines. If you're not complaining,
you're not a marine. Complain all you want, that's what
it is. But you suck it up in March on.
(15:55):
This is all just a partisan cudgel. That's being you
because they think it'll land poorly on Donald Trump. That's
why all these Democrat politicians jumped on it all at once. Oh,
we had to eat frozen foods. I didn't have anything
but MRIs for nine months. Yeah, let me just go
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ahead and get this out of the way. And if
I sound a little inner service bitter, it's because I am.
Don't you dare eat three hot meals a day and
then wine because the cinnamon toast crunch doesn't have any
milk anymore. Crime a freaking river. Oh well, now, as
far as the ship needing refitted, that part is probably legit. However,
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sometimes I mean aircraft carriers are not common. There aren't
a ton of them. We have more than anyone in
the world, and we don't have endless aircraft carriers. If
an aircraft carrier is critical to the job, and it
obviously is critical to the job in Afghanistan, that aircraft
carrier might have to stay out there a little longer.
It sucks, and I know it sucks. Sleeping is miserable.
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three hours. I mean, look, we just got done with
the deployed troops and I can already see the emails
in it kind of come pouring in. Are you saying, yep,
whatever you're offended about, That's exactly what I said. V
I'll double down on it now and I'm not sorry.
(18:36):
All right, you can email those complaints in your questions
the Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. So let's do
this offensive thing again with this one, Jesse. Why do
we need data centers? Could you explain why all of
a sudden we need those places? What kind of data
are we talking about? They wanted to build one in
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my area and the residents now rose up and protested.
Now it's not going to happen. And he says, yay, okay,
So why all right? So let's do it this way.
And I'm going to try to explain this as if
you're somebody who is stupid at technology like I am.
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I don't know technology. Okay, I have to rely on
Jewish producer Chris and degenerate producer Corey when I'm at work.
When I'm at home, I have to rely on my kids.
So this is me explaining it to you like you're
me all right. The cloud? You've heard of the cloud, right,
the cloud if you have maybe an iPhone or something
(19:39):
like that. But there are a million examples of the cloud.
What is it? Well, it used to be, and I
know this still exists that if I'm on a computer
or a phone. I'm on my phone. That'll be easier
to explain. And I want to save a picture. I
take a picture of myself, as I often do. I
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take a picture of myself and I want to save
that picture. Well, I have to save it onto something.
There has to be a disc or a chip or
a stick or a something, some kind of device where
the picture actually goes with me. Well, then the cloud
came along. What is the cloud? Though the picture is saved.
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But if I take my phone right now and I
drive down to the pool and chuck it in the
deep end, my phone fries out. How is it that
I can go buy a new phone, sign in and
all my selfies are still in there how because the
pictures are not saved on the phone anymore, or maybe
(20:45):
they're on the phone as well as the cloud. They're
saved on the cloud. So when I sign into a
new phone a new computer, then I just sign into
the cloud and the cloud puts those pictures on my phone. Wow,
that's wonderful. But I have breaking news for you here.
(21:09):
It's journalist Jesse. It's not actually in the clouds. The
picture that is being saved in the cloud. It has
to be saved somewhere physical, Somewhere physical, has to retain
that electronic selfie I took of me smiling and flexing
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in front of the bathroom mirror. Somebody has to take
that picture, all right. Now, That brings me to the
data center thing. For the longest time, huge tech companies
have needed data centers. Data centers are not new. They're
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not new because for the longest time since especially since
the cloud started coming, you have to have a place
that could electronically store that data. All right, you with me, Now,
let's do it like this. When cars were first introduced
to the United States of America, we'll just make this
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one about America. When cars were first introduced, very first introduced.
How much gasoline did you need? I'm talking about the
country itself. How much gasoline did you really need? Well,
not much. If you know one hundred people, maybe one
guy owns a car. So there wasn't a gas station
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on every street corner. Gas stations were very few and
far between if you had one at all in your area,
because there wasn't a big need that That was the
beginning of the cloud era. Right now a I has
changed all that. AI. You know what it is. It's
(22:59):
America going from a couple people own cars to America
today where everyone has a freaking car. Most families have
multiple cars, even Jewish producer Chris most families have multiple cars. Therefore,
now we went from needing a little gas to we
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need gas everywhere, absolutely everywhere. We now need a place
to store that data, and we need a lot more
of them than we ever had before. So to the
data centers. That was not a pitch for or against
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data centers, And I'll explain my thoughts on data centers
in a moment. That was just a basic explanation of
why they are needed as so much of our society shifts.
Sadly to AI. You need more and more and more
places to store all of that information. Okay, Now for you,
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for your community, what does it mean? Well, when people
move to a specific area or just live in a
specific area, they want it to stay nice and they
don't want radical changes. They don't. I'll tell you right now.
I live in a small town. We moved there in
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part because it's a small town. We're just not big
city people. I like visiting, but then I want to leave.
I live in a small town, and I like that
it felt a little rural. I mean, is there a
chick fil A? Sure, there's a Chick fil A in
five minutes. There's a big field with cattle in it.
I like that too. Now do I like it when
a new restaurant comes in? Oh? Sure, new place to eat? Okay,
(24:46):
what about a new apartment complex? No, I complain, like
acrusty old man. I can't count how many times I've
told my wife this. She's making fun of me. Now
they're building up every square inch of this town. I
say it all the time to her. I wanted my
town to stay the way it was. I didn't grow
up in it, but if I had, I would want
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it to stay the way it was if I moved here,
and I did move here, I wanted it to stay
the place, just like it always was the way I
moved here. But that never happens. Ever. Towns change. I
grew when I grew up Bozeman, Montana, it was a
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ski town and not a poor town, not at all.
But it was thirty thousand people and a family of
four with a decent job. My dad didn't even have
a great job. When we moved to Montana. Could get
a little house. Well that's not gonna be some mansion,
but you could definitely get a little house. Someone told me,
I haven't verified this, but I bet you it's pretty
(25:49):
close that the Averridge home price today in bos in
Montana is a million dollars. A million dollars now. I
may be old and forty five, but I'm not ninety five.
It was just thirty years ago I was living in Bozeman.
Thirty years is not a long time, and it was
nothing like that at all. Thirty years later, you have
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to be rich in order to buy a house in Bozeman.
Things change. We don't want them to. I don't want
it to. If you don't want a data center, in
your area. You have nothing but sympathy for me. I
don't want my place to change. I don't want a
data center. I don't want an apartment complex. If you're
building me a new red lobster that sounds good, put
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a waffle house right next to it. Beyond that, I
don't want an office building. I don't want this. I
don't want someone. Get these kids out of here. I know,
I know what I sound like, but I get it. However,
you can't swim against the ocean. Data centers. You may
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and ask doctor Jesse Friday churning through these questions before
we get to the pop Tarts and carg Island, let
me finish up my point on the data centers. And
I gave you all my thoughts, and then I also
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told you on some level they're inevitable. That may not
mean it's inevitable for your community, for your area, but
they are inevitable, and they are inevitable because of money.
They're inevitable because the companies who are invested in these
data centers are financial juggernauts. And what they will do
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is they will provide financial incentives to elected officials that
make the data center inevitable. What kind of financial incentives.
I'm not talking about envelopes full of cash underneath the
table at the local red lobster. That's not what I'm
talking about at all. I'm saying, let's say you're mayor,
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if you've got a mayor right, data center people sit
down with your mayor and they tell him, hey, we
want to put a data center five miles outside of town,
and your mayor says something to the effect of, no,
people will get mad, I'll get voted out. I'm worried
about this. I'm worried about that. I'm worried about this.
(29:46):
I'm worried about that. They may do some things to
ease his fears and things they should do, but they're
going to let him know. Oh okay, I understand your concern.
Do you have any idea how much tax revenue this
is about to bring into your town? If you're sitting
there and you're the mayor of Sheboygan and your city,
(30:07):
your town I have no idea what Sheboygan's budget is.
Let's say you have a ten million dollar budget every year,
and the data center people sit down and say, if
you take this into account, and this into account and
this into account, your budget just went from ten to
fifteen million a year. Sound good? Now what are you thinking?
If you're the mayor, you're thinking, oh my gosh, think
(30:30):
about all the cool stuff I could do with an
extra five million dollars a year in the city coffers, Yep,
sounds good. And then if the data centers are smart,
and they are very smart, they understand how to make
this pitch. What they've been doing is they've been selling
it to politicians that hey, we're going to take care
(30:52):
of our own power, because that's one of the main concerns.
People have my power bills already going up. Now they're
going to suck up all the power and I'm gonna
lose power in the heat of summer. No, no, no, no.
The data centers they're ready for that pitch too. No no, no,
we're not asking you for anything. We're gonna get take
care of our own power. We've got it all covered.
(31:12):
You can hate them, you can love them. The people
who love them, they talk about the jobs and the
tax revenue and all that stuff. Legit. People who hate
them talk about you, the traffic, that everything and all
that stuff is very very legit too. Hate them or
love them, They're coming. They are. They'll be one in
my area too. I can't see it. I can yell
and scream, but I think my mayor doesn't like money
(31:36):
all right. On the pop tart discussion, I complained about
pop tarts. Pop tarts are fine. They're not good. They're
not good because there's too much crust and there's not
enough feeling. Too much crust and not enough feeling. And
we got this lady email the show said, hey, mister
pop tart, and she actually made my point for me.
(31:59):
You know what she sent in. She sent in a picture,
and it's a picture of super stuffed pop tarts fifty
percent more filling. Now these look good. I'm sure these
are good. But you know what bothers me about a
pizza place when I have to order extra cheese because
(32:23):
your standard amount of cheese is not too much. When
I get a pizza and I look down and I
see these big gaps where there's just no cheese, and
you look around the edges of it and you think
to yourself, wait a minute, Like half the pizza doesn't
even have cheese. I think to myself, that's aggravating. Now
(32:46):
next time, I'm gonna have to pay for extra cheese,
which I probably won't even get. But now I'm gonna
have to pay for extra cheese. Why didn't you give
me the proper amount of cheese right off the bat?
So I didn't order extra cheese. I shouldn't have to
buy double stuffed Oreos to get the proper amount of
(33:06):
stuffing in an Oreo. The regular Oreo should have enough stuffing.
By the way, don't buy Oreos. It's like the gayest
company out there. Find a different off brand that you like.
Don't buy Oreos. And I say this as an Oreo freak.
When I was a kid, I used to dream about
sitting down with an entire package of Oreos my parents
would never let me, and a glass of milk and
(33:28):
laying waste to the entire thing. To this day, I
will tell you I think it's my favorite dessert on
the planet. A soaked, mushy Oreo jammed into my mouth.
It's glorious, but they're not available to me anymore because companies. Guy,
Either way, why do I need double stuffed back to
the pop tarts? You know what that tells me? You
(33:49):
made super stuffed pop tarts. You know what it tells
me you knew there wasn't enough stuffing in the other ones,
and instead of stuffing it more, you just chose to
screw me. I don't like it. I shouldn't have to anyway.
This from Sean Duffy's Really, we've.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Taken twenty six thousand vehicles out of service because the
drivers don't speak English. We've taken thirty thousand drivers off
the roads because their licenses were illegally issued. We have
partnered with ICE. We're doing sting operations over two day
periods of time over multiple states.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
So we were in.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio. We took eight hundred people
off the road.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Outstanding. You know what else is outstanding? This is a
virtual real, a virtual rally from a Florida Democrat. Her
name is Angie Nixon, and she decided to open it
up with some pretty powerful slam poetry.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Agua Florida, Ponts de Leon haunting the Fountain of Youth,
at a genocide theme park, the smudge of the Timakua
people slaughter we water fluent in the cursive tongue, Hurricanes
tracing the mid Atlantic signature on our front porches, black
seminole high Priestess, Goddess of the Gulf Coast, dripping of
(35:09):
abandoned dreams and the lullaby of gnats. The sea as
a doorway of syllables, rising where the land mourns, and
the sky and chokes sinking, powerful boardwalks, building sob of
corrupt codes. Politicians snorting gunpowder, drunk on stolen votes.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Can you snort gunpowder? Chris, Chris? Can you snort some
and tell us what happens? Come on it? We fine?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
I circle down delusions.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You know that would clear the sinuses out.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
And optacon self surveillance state. A police officer stationed in
your bedroom.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Can't I can't look it goes on for another minute.
It's too much, it's too much. We're with you, Angie,
almost as much as we supported randeep Lifeland, my cup Land,
make a forda will someone wants to bomb car Island.
They're done with the whole thing. We'll talk about that
next
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