January 13, 2026 • 35 mins
The corruption of the deep state in the FBI didn't stop as soon as Trump was elected. There are a few sane Democrats in this country among the sea of insane Democrats. Jesse’s dark prediction.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
On Jesse Kelly Show, let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
A wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And man, oh man, we have a ton to talk
about tonight. It's just you and me and a bunch
of news. I have predictions. I have things that really
have Democrats up against the wall. We're going to open
talking about something that maybe has us up against the wall.
There's more fraud. The Democrat Party is held up by it.
(00:52):
We have a sailor going to prison for sixteen years
ratting us south to China, all that emails. I have
BK coming up next hour to kind of break down
a little bit of what is Heron's capabilities that Venezuelan
and op did we really have them bleeding from the
eyes from a sonic weapon?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That and so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, something is happening inside
the Trump White House that is obvious by now. Donald Trump.
I won't say he's yelling necessarily, I don't know. I'm
not sitting there beside him, but Donald Trump is telling
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Cash Betel people with the FBI need to be fired
a lot more of them. There hasn't been that many
fired or even resignations. Thirty five thousand FBI employees. We
have less than a thousand firings resignations. People have to go.
There are rumors that Donald Trump is displeased with Pam Bondi.
(01:56):
It's being reported in the Wall Street Journal. Before you
roll your eyes, let's keep in mind that just I
think it was last week Donald Trump put out on
social media Pam. People are getting frustrated. What's the hold up?
Where the erect Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So I thought it would be helpful, although it may
be a little nerve wracking, to stay with me. We're
gonna go through this together. I thought it would be
helpful maybe to do just a little brief history, if
you will, because I believe we are right now, you
and me anti communists like us. I believe we are
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in a very similar situation to the situation Julius Caesar
was in in Rome.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know everybody knows who Julius Caesar was. I'm not
going to insult your intelligence, but for our purposes, we're
going to go to the point in his life where
Julius Caesar was a pro consule in Gaul. What does
any of that mean? What's gall what's a pro consul?
All right, Julius Caesar had marched an army into Gaul.
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That's France. It was Gaul. Back then. There were tribal peoples,
the Gauls. There were all kinds of different tribes that
we'll just call them the Gauls for now. Julius Caesar
conquered those people, all kinds of brilliant commands and diplomatic maneuvers.
And it was brilliant because he's Julius Caesar, and he
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was brilliant. And the Senate back in Rome, the elites
back in Rome did not like it for a variety
of reasons. They said it was an illegal war. He
shouldn't be allowed to do it. They didn't like the
fact that Julius Caesar was amassing for himself, not only
a wonderful reputation with the Roman people. Remember, all people
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love military victories, all of them. You do. As much
as you were cheering when we snatched up Venezuela last week,
that's how much Romans were cheering. Every time Julius Caesar
wiped out another two hundred thousand person Gallic army, they
loved it. The Senate did not like it though at all,
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and the Senate, the Senate determined it was illegal. But
Rome had laws, and one of those things, for the
point of our story here, one of those things about
Roman law was while you were in power, while you
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were in office, I should say, while you were in office,
you could not be prosecuted for crimes you committed while
you were in office. But the Romans had term limits,
you see, and you're not going to be in office forever.
We may not be able to put pro Consul Julius
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Caesar on trial now that he's pro consul. But TikTok, TikTok,
when your term is up, pow, you're going down to Chinatown.
And they weren't exactly making a secret of it. They
made it known Julius Caesar, mister Caesar, you were in
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very serious trouble when your time as pro consul is up,
and that and you could side with him or not.
That that forced Julius Caesar into making a choice. You see,
he's currently pro consul. He has a fantastic army at
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his disposal. They love him because he was a wonderful commander.
He cared about his men, He was absurdly brave himself.
He was just a natural born leader. Plus he'd won
them all these battles. You know, that makes you a
lot more popular with the troops when you never lose.
He had an army, he had power. When he gives
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up up that army and gives up that power, he
knows he's going to rot in a Roman dungeon at best.
So he had to make a choice. And his choice was,
I can use this army and power I have now
against my political enemies, or I can follow the law.
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I can give up this army and give up this power.
When my term limit is up and down to the
Roman dungeon, I will go. Julius Caesar famously, you probably
already know the story decided, Nah, dungeon life isn't for me.
I'm going to go to war instead, And he marched
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his army across a river known as the Rubicon. If
you've ever heard somebody say we've crossed the Rubicon, that
comes from what Julius Caesar did you see? Marching his
army across the Rubicon officially put him in Roman territory,
and that made him illegal. Once Julius Caesar and his
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army crossed the rubicon. That was the point of no return.
Then it was win or die. All these terrible battles
came after, and Julius Caesar again, because he's Julius Caesar,
he won all of them and ended up ruling Rome
un till we got stabbed to death on the Senate floor.
But that's a story for another day. Right now, we
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have a situation that we should acknowledge and understand. The
deep state is something that has been discussed many times
by you, by me, by Trump, by by anybody on
the right. The deep state is what it's the massive
federal leviathan, packed full of committed communists who used their
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government power day and night against us. And some of
these people, of course have names. You ever heard of
Timothy tebou No, not the University of Florida quarterback. Everybody
knows and loves. His name is spelled different anyway. This
is former FBI agent Timothy Tebow. He was the one
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he was going to as an FBI agent. Of course,
he was going to tackle all that cheating Democrats did
in the twenty twenty election. Here's Tim Tebow.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
The FBI is charged with protecting the rights of all Americans,
including their right to vote. While the responsibility to ensure
a fair election process lies primarily at the state and
local level, the FBI takes allegations of election related violations
of federal law seriously. The FBI investigates federal election crimes
that generally fall into three categories, campaign finance crimes, voter
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ballot fraud, and civil rights violations. The FBI Washington Field
Office works with our state and federal partners to engage
with other law enforcement partners and provide resources about the
FBI's role in elections.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And after all that, they just couldn't find anything. Of course,
now we find more and more things, But back then,
with Tim Tebow running things, they couldn't find anything. Remember
the Hunter Biden laptop. FBI had it. They knew that
Joe Biden running for president at the time. They knew
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his son was a multi time felon because they had
the laptop proof of it, and yet the FBI buried it. Well,
guess who was allegedly one of the people who buried
it so Joe Biden could win the election. Oh, I'm
glad you guessed it. His name's Tim Tebow. You know
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that Arctic Frost investigation, Jack Smith, the FBI digging into
dastardly Donald Trump. You know that the FBI used NPR
in Washington Post reporting as justification to start that investigation.
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Do you know who the agent was who started that investigation?
Tim Tebow. Oh, he's resigned by now, but the deep
state is there. We'll continue on this in just a moment.
We're going to talk about the stakes. Hang on, Jesse Kelly.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful,
fantastic Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Back to what we were discussing, the stakes.
Right now, anti communists have some amount of government power.
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We have the Presidency, we kind of have the House,
we kind of have the Senate. We allegedly we are
in control of Justice Department. But you understand what I'm saying,
we have a little bit of power.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We also have to understand the Communists are waiting to
get back into power. They're not even being very coy
about what they will do when they get back into power.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I know Republicans these days aren't big in thinking about
principle or precedent. They're going to be deeply sorry that
that disappears, because someday there will be a democratic president
and there'll be investigations of Republican office holders.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's former FBI director James Comey. They've come out and
said it several times. We are at a place that
is ugly. It's horrible. I hate it. I'm not cheering
for it. I'm sure you aren't either. But we are
at a place where we have to make a decision
whether we are going to cross that rubicon or throw
handcuffs on ourselves and go down into the Roman dungeon.
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So why haven't we had thousands of employees let go
from the FBI? Quote, cash, better get them out now?
Trump orders cleanup of corrupt FBI scum. That's from Breitbart.
Cash better get them out now. Cash, better get them
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out now, because they're waiting. They already have remember files
on you me. They're waiting. Bill Clinton today he declined
to testify in the congressional Epstein probe. Of course, James Comer,
who was running the whole things, came out said.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
As a result of Bill Clinton not showing up for
his lawful subpoena, which again was voted on it unanimously
by the Committee in a box partisan manner. We will
move next week in the House Oversight Committee mark up
to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, sounds good. You're gonna throw them in prison because
Steve Bannon went to prison for that. We talked last week.
Was it last week when we did the Maduro raid?
It was last week we did the Maduro raid. Remember,
we went in, we snatched up the president of Venezuela
and his wife and we did this awesome military invasion
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of Venezuela where we didn't lose a man, and we
wiped them out and everything was cool. And we talked
last week about the importance of sending a message. That
that little raid we did in Venezuela, it was learned about,
talked about in the halls of power in China and
Russia and Colombia and Cuba, in every single enemy's house
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we have on the planet. They may not have broadcasted
on the news, they huddled together and they discussed, oh
my gosh, can you believe what America did? Because sending
a message is important. What kind of a message are
we going to send when it's time to send Former
President of the United States of America, Bill Clinton to
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prison for a few months for contempt of Congress. Now,
it can be easy to get intimidated in that moment,
that's too far, we can't do, but we can't. It
can be easy to say that what kind of a
message do you think that sends the Communists when they
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can imprison our people and we won't imprison theirs. Remember
when Attorney General Pam Bondi went on the news talking
about James Comy and said this.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
People have to be held accountable. No one Sean is
above the law. No one is above the law. And
you will be held accountable. And you know, a very
liberal grand jury and one of the most liberal jurisdictions
in the country just indicted James Comy. Now we know,
of course we have to go to trial. We'll have
a great trial team and everyone, of course is innocent
until proven guilty. However, we are going to trial in
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this case. And this is just the beginning.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we know now that all that stuff has been dropped,
at least for now. We don't know whether or not
it'll be picked up again. But as of now, James
Comy is not sitting around awaiting his trial date. What
kind of a message does that send to the communists?
This isn't as much for you as it is the
people sitting in the halls of power in Washington, DC
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right now. In case they're not aware of the stakes
of the game, they are going to throw all of
us in prison or kill us when they take power again.
And if you think that's over the top, I would
kindly invite you to open up a single freaking history
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book and read about what communists do when they take
power to their political opponents. The last time they took power,
they bragged about throwing one thousand January sixth or in prison.
And when you and I screamed about it, they went
to the news and said, we can't wait to hunt
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down one thousand more. They sent the FBI into Donald
Trump's home to rifle through his underwear drawer. His mugshot
is still available for everyone to look at on the internet.
He was going to have he was going to do
the election in Georgia State Prison. If Fanny Willis didn't
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have an affair with the prosecutors she appointed to lead
the entire thing. And that's what they did last time.
We are sitting in gaul we have an army such
as it is. It may be led by Pam Bondy
and Cash Ptel, but we have an army. We have
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to make a decision, and there are no good choices.
We can either choose to put the pedal to the
medal now and hurt Communists so they can't hurt us
as badly next time, or we are in very very
serious trouble when they come back to power. I know
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what my vote is, just a little message for DC anyway.
I have an ugly prediction on top of all the
other ugly stuff. And then we'll move on and talk
about the problem Democrats have. Right now, my ugly prediction. Next.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday,
(17:37):
A magnificent Tuesday. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Now,
I want to touch on something Trump is talking about
or has been talking about, the Insurrection Act, and I
wanted to bring something up to you. In fact, it
could lead to an ugly place. Let's set all this up,
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shall we. First, Democrats have already talked. Governor Tim Walls
of Minnesota has already talked about deploying the National Guard
using the police in Minnesota. No, not to snatch up criminals,
not to help ice deport these monsters who are here,
but to essentially stand against the federal government and its
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immigration enforcement actions. It's just been talk kind of a
subtle comment here and a subtle comment there. But he
has set it, all right, So let's set that up.
Democrats are already talking about it. All right, We got that. Now,
let's set up something else, Something that I actually have
evidence of. I'll get to in a few but something
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you already know, something we've discussed before. Democrat politicians at
every level are completely hostage now to their violent, demonic base,
completely hostage. I guarantee you something. There is a Democrat
at the local, state, or federal level in this country
who is a sane person. Did you know that there's
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a Democrat who believes you should deport illegals. There's a
Democrat who believes that you can't become a woman by
chopping your penis off. There's a Democrat in this country
who believes that using law enforcement to arrest your political
opponents is bad for the country. But you don't know
who that Democrat is and I don't know who that
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Democrat is. Why because they are completely held hostage by
their violent, demonic base, who has been driven to insanity
by the media and by Democrat politicians themselves. And now
they're rabbit animals. So that's two things we know. We
know Democrat politicians have already threatened national Guard. We know
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that Democrat politicians are completely held hostage by their base.
One more data point on that. Remember we talk about
it all the time. What's the number one most important
issue for Democrats in the country. They're pulled all the time.
There's multiple polls that show it. What is it, you know,
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stopping Donald Trump for the average Democrat? Or you have
something Chris, yeah, go ahead play it.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Democrats in Congress oppose Trump too often? Just four percent?
How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent? How about
not enough? You don't have to be a mathematical genius
to know that. This is the largest number on your screen.
Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say that their party
in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump nearly enough. They
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want them to fight Trump. Or when you get seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The Democrat voter does not care about taxes, spending, illegals,
foreign policy, inflation, any of those other things. They are
at this point in time rabbit animals, and all they
care about is destroying Donald Trump. Democrat politicians read those
pull numbers. You know that, so we know that. Now
here's something else we know. Donald Trump has spoken recently
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about something known as the Insurrection Act. Keep in mind,
the Insurrection Act has been invoked a million times in
this country by US presidents. If Donald Trump ever does
invoke the Insurrection Act, it'll be treated as something that's
never been done before by the American media. But it's
been done a million times. But what is it? I
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won't break down all of it because it's kind of
nerdy in detail. But for our purposes, what you need
to know is the Insurrection Act is the use of
the American military against American citizens. Why, because you have
a jurisdiction in the United States of America that is
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essentially in rebellion, open rebellion against the government. You've got
La rebelling against or Minnesota rebelling against the federal government.
That that kind of a thing, that kind of a
thing would prompt the use of the Insurrection Act. Now
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for a prediction that I pray to God does not
come true, I don't think it's unreasonable to see the
future and see American troops squaring off against either cops
or National Guard troops of a blue state. That's never
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happened before. Oh yes, it definitely has. Remember that famous,
famous story George Wallace, Governor George Wallace standing in the
schoolhouse store that was Insurrection Act time, where he had
his National Guards squaring off against American troops and by
the grace of God backed down before troops started killing
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each other. And I'm not saying any troops are going
to start killing each other. Please don't think that's what
I'm saying. But I think it's going to happen. I
think they're going to square off against each other. Now,
I'll back that up by using two different things. First,
if you tell me that's crazy, it would never happen.
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I would ask you this. If you're a Democrat politician,
you're Gavin News and R.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
JB.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Pritsker, you're Tim Walacher, whoever picked your politician, why wouldn't
you Why wouldn't you use your National Guard to stop
the deportation of foreigners, Well, what's wrong. But they don't
care about that. Well, troops might die, Oh my gosh,
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could be serious. They don't care about that. They care
about getting elected, destroying the country, staying in power. What
stops any one of these solace politicians from doing it?
That's one two. The second thing I'll use to back
up my prediction is this, how important is the mass
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importation of foreigners to the Democrat Party in this country.
We've discussed it all the time, you and me. It's
everything everything. They have all kinds of issues that have
become side issues for the Democrat Party where they know
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they have to pretend to care about them every now
and then. They'll act like they care about them, but
they're not that important. The tranny stuff, the gay stuff,
the feminist stuff, the black civil rights stuff, the climate
change stuff. They know they have to pay lip service
to those issues whenever they pop up. And if there's
ever an opportunity to jump on one of those issues
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and pretend like you care, they're willing to do it.
But have you in recent years, certainly over the last year,
have you ever seen Democrats fight as hard as they're
fighting for the foreigners who are in this country. Why
do you think that is because the foreigners are everything
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to them Now. They don't give a crap about feminists.
They're happy that feminists are so stupid they'll keep voting Democrats,
but they don't care. They don't care about the LGBTQ
demon mob. They're happy those people are going to keep
voting Democrat when they're not twerking in front of kids.
But they don't actually care about them. They don't care
about black people, they don't care about climate change, they
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don't even believe in any of that stuff. And it's
simply because they've found a more reliable power base than
all those different groups. The most reliable power base in
the world is the twenty million foreigners Joe Biden brought
in in four years that, in the minds of a Democrat,
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secured elections for them forever. Those foreigners are now there everything.
So do you believe a Democrat governor would be willing
to put police officers, National Guard troops standing in a
line against the American military in order to protect those foreigners.
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I think they would, and in fact I think they will.
That's my prediction. Now, that's it for the ugly stuff,
for US. I have some ugly stuff for Democrats, and
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Jesse Kelly's show dot com. Before I get into why
Democrats are in a bit of a bind, it's gonna
kind of piggyback off of what we were just talking about.
So I've got I've got a thing, and I think
I had a great idea, and oub does not think
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I had a great idea, So hear me out. We
have a gala coming up or is it called gala? Whatever?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
A gal?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know exactly what it is. I don't remember the
last time I attended a gala of any kind. I
know you're going to be shocked by this, but that's
really not my thing. Getting dressed up in a tech
tuxedo and dancing like it's Beauty and the Beast and
all that stuff, and eating crappy food and drinking champagne.
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This is not who I am at all. I would
just give me a pizza. I'm a happy guy. Nevertheless,
it's for a good cause, so we have to attanda gala.
It's a fundraiser type thing for a good cause. Not
my idea. I was signed up against my will? All right.
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I just found out, and I mean during the commercial break.
I just found out that I have to wear a mask. No, no, no,
not a COVID mask or something like that, because then
I just wouldn't go. Yeah, Chris, the one of the
ones like you see in the Count of Monte Christo
or something like that. One of these things where you
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have to wear a mask. Okay, I don't want to
wear a mask. It's gonna be hot. I remember what, Chris, What.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Chris said, Why I'm a giant, Chris, I don't know.
If I organize these things, it would be totally different.
But I'm not organizing it. And just like Aubrey tells
me all the time, you're not in challenge of everything.
So I'm not running the thing. Okay, I'm not running
the thing. Apparently we have to wear masks. So I
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made a suggestion that didn't land all that well with
aub Why don't I wear a mask with my face
on it? What, Chris? Is that not a great idea?
I think it's a great idea. I don't want to
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wear a mask. I want everyone at that gala to
have the honor of what Chris of seeing my face.
I think this is a great idea. Bob is trying
to claim that it's low class and that it's stupid.
Why are you agreeing with her? It is not low class,
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but you still think I should do it though. See
Jewish producer Chris is with me. I want to I
want to wear a mask with my own face on it,
and I'm sure in the age of the Internet, that's
something that's probably a click away that can't be very
difficult to find. I think this is a magnificent idea,
and I don't worry rubbing your head, Chris. I don't
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understand why there's pushback at all. She doesn't want me
to do fun stuff like this, and inevitably it comes
out to this is going to embarrass us and things
like that. I'm not embarrassed. I don't think we have
to use us. You may be embarrassed, but I don't
think she's fully digesting how hilarious that would be. Yet
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I'm doing it, Chris. I'm doing it, and if she
doesn't like it, then we cancel. I can't possibly lose
either I get to wear the mask with my face
on it, or I'm not going I like where this
is going. In fact, I just decided that's what we're doing.
Let's do some emails, shall we, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
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dot com. Jesse there's an elephant in the room. There is,
and her name is Jasmine Crockett. I have to get
this off my chest. I'm upset about this. I know
you don't like Jasmine Crockett and I don't like Jasmine
Crockett either. However, if we are stuck with these brain
dead young women in Congress, it would be nice if
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we at least if we had hot ones.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
And I know what, Chris, We've got a couple of
dimes in there. Jasmine Crockett has the potential to be
one of those dimes. But she got super fat since
she got to Congress. What Chris, Chris said, Are we
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sure she wasn't always fat? I don't know. I haven't
analyzed all everything else. I'm sure there was a time
in her life when she was not fat. I mean, granted,
maybe she was ten, but at some point in time
she got fat. I think she got to Washington, d C.
And she got lazy, and she stopped caring about the gym,
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and she stopped caring about nutrition and she got fat.
And it upsets me because I actually don't even have
a good reason why, because it just upsets me. And
now she's running for Senate in Texas. I guess here's
my concern. She's running for Senate in Texas. I know
you're probably not in Texas, or maybe you are, but I,
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because I live in Texas, am going to have to
see her stupid face on the television for the next
couple years because she's going to probably be the Democrat
nominee for Senate in Texas. She has some well established
Democrats she's going against, but he's a black woman, and
you know how democrat or she's a black woman and
you know how Democrats are. The white dude's never going
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to be able to criticize her because you know, she's
going to play the race card. In about half about
a millisecond, she's going to be playing the race card.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
I can't believe he said that to me. How could
you do that? I'm practically a slave. Now you know
you're gonna get a fa fa of a bad the
thing in your ear. Anyway, if I have to be
bludgeoned over the head with jasmine crop Crockett's stupid face
and stupid voice for the next year until they have
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this election. I think she needs to cut weight and
it's better for her health. Here's what I'm gonna do, Chris.
I'm going to send her, Well, you should send her
an email and let her know about Intermittent Fasting. Listen
(34:36):
just fast on Mondays. What what what? No, I don't
think she's a fan of the show, Chris. In fact,
if I if I had.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
To guess, I've already heard rumors that she's not happy
with how she is portrayed on this show. I think
we've been nice. Sorry for trying to help you get healthy,
Sorry for caring about your diabetes. Anyway, Intermittent Fasting, Jasmine,
if you're listening now, we still have an hour. Wait,
(35:06):
we still have two hours. I'll talk about why Democrats
are in a bit of a pickle next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
On Jesse Kelly Show, let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
A wonderful, wonderful Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And man, oh man, we have a ton to talk
about tonight. It's just you and me and a bunch
of news. I have predictions. I have things that really
have Democrats up against the wall. We're going to open
talking about something that maybe has us up against the wall.
There's more fraud. The Democrat Party is held up by it.
(00:52):
We have a sailor going to prison for sixteen years
ratting us south to China, all that emails. I have
BK coming up next hour to kind of break down
a little bit of what is Heron's capabilities that Venezuelan
and op did we really have them bleeding from the
eyes from a sonic weapon?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
That and so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, something is happening inside
the Trump White House that is obvious by now. Donald Trump.
I won't say he's yelling necessarily, I don't know. I'm
not sitting there beside him, but Donald Trump is telling
(01:33):
Cash Betel people with the FBI need to be fired
a lot more of them. There hasn't been that many
fired or even resignations. Thirty five thousand FBI employees. We
have less than a thousand firings resignations. People have to go.
There are rumors that Donald Trump is displeased with Pam Bondi.
(01:56):
It's being reported in the Wall Street Journal. Before you
roll your eyes, let's keep in mind that just I
think it was last week Donald Trump put out on
social media Pam. People are getting frustrated. What's the hold up?
Where the erect Okay?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
So I thought it would be helpful, although it may
be a little nerve wracking, to stay with me. We're
gonna go through this together. I thought it would be
helpful maybe to do just a little brief history, if
you will, because I believe we are right now, you
and me anti communists like us. I believe we are
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in a very similar situation to the situation Julius Caesar
was in in Rome.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I know everybody knows who Julius Caesar was. I'm not
going to insult your intelligence, but for our purposes, we're
going to go to the point in his life where
Julius Caesar was a pro consule in Gaul. What does
any of that mean? What's gall what's a pro consul?
All right, Julius Caesar had marched an army into Gaul.
(03:05):
That's France. It was Gaul. Back then. There were tribal peoples,
the Gauls. There were all kinds of different tribes that
we'll just call them the Gauls for now. Julius Caesar
conquered those people, all kinds of brilliant commands and diplomatic maneuvers.
And it was brilliant because he's Julius Caesar, and he
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was brilliant. And the Senate back in Rome, the elites
back in Rome did not like it for a variety
of reasons. They said it was an illegal war. He
shouldn't be allowed to do it. They didn't like the
fact that Julius Caesar was amassing for himself, not only
a wonderful reputation with the Roman people. Remember, all people
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love military victories, all of them. You do. As much
as you were cheering when we snatched up Venezuela last week,
that's how much Romans were cheering. Every time Julius Caesar
wiped out another two hundred thousand person Gallic army, they
loved it. The Senate did not like it though at all,
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and the Senate, the Senate determined it was illegal. But
Rome had laws, and one of those things, for the
point of our story here, one of those things about
Roman law was while you were in power, while you
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were in office, I should say, while you were in office,
you could not be prosecuted for crimes you committed while
you were in office. But the Romans had term limits,
you see, and you're not going to be in office forever.
We may not be able to put pro Consul Julius
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Caesar on trial now that he's pro consul. But TikTok, TikTok,
when your term is up, pow, you're going down to Chinatown.
And they weren't exactly making a secret of it. They
made it known Julius Caesar, mister Caesar, you were in
(05:18):
very serious trouble when your time as pro consul is up,
and that and you could side with him or not.
That that forced Julius Caesar into making a choice. You see,
he's currently pro consul. He has a fantastic army at
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his disposal. They love him because he was a wonderful commander.
He cared about his men, He was absurdly brave himself.
He was just a natural born leader. Plus he'd won
them all these battles. You know, that makes you a
lot more popular with the troops when you never lose.
He had an army, he had power. When he gives
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up up that army and gives up that power, he
knows he's going to rot in a Roman dungeon at best.
So he had to make a choice. And his choice was,
I can use this army and power I have now
against my political enemies, or I can follow the law.
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I can give up this army and give up this power.
When my term limit is up and down to the
Roman dungeon, I will go. Julius Caesar famously, you probably
already know the story decided, Nah, dungeon life isn't for me.
I'm going to go to war instead, And he marched
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his army across a river known as the Rubicon. If
you've ever heard somebody say we've crossed the Rubicon, that
comes from what Julius Caesar did you see? Marching his
army across the Rubicon officially put him in Roman territory,
and that made him illegal. Once Julius Caesar and his
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army crossed the rubicon. That was the point of no return.
Then it was win or die. All these terrible battles
came after, and Julius Caesar again, because he's Julius Caesar,
he won all of them and ended up ruling Rome
un till we got stabbed to death on the Senate floor.
But that's a story for another day. Right now, we
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have a situation that we should acknowledge and understand. The
deep state is something that has been discussed many times
by you, by me, by Trump, by by anybody on
the right. The deep state is what it's the massive
federal leviathan, packed full of committed communists who used their
(07:57):
government power day and night against us. And some of
these people, of course have names. You ever heard of
Timothy tebou No, not the University of Florida quarterback. Everybody
knows and loves. His name is spelled different anyway. This
is former FBI agent Timothy Tebow. He was the one
(08:18):
he was going to as an FBI agent. Of course,
he was going to tackle all that cheating Democrats did
in the twenty twenty election. Here's Tim Tebow.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
The FBI is charged with protecting the rights of all Americans,
including their right to vote. While the responsibility to ensure
a fair election process lies primarily at the state and
local level, the FBI takes allegations of election related violations
of federal law seriously. The FBI investigates federal election crimes
that generally fall into three categories, campaign finance crimes, voter
(08:51):
ballot fraud, and civil rights violations. The FBI Washington Field
Office works with our state and federal partners to engage
with other law enforcement partners and provide resources about the
FBI's role in elections.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And after all that, they just couldn't find anything. Of course,
now we find more and more things, But back then,
with Tim Tebow running things, they couldn't find anything. Remember
the Hunter Biden laptop. FBI had it. They knew that
Joe Biden running for president at the time. They knew
(09:28):
his son was a multi time felon because they had
the laptop proof of it, and yet the FBI buried it. Well,
guess who was allegedly one of the people who buried
it so Joe Biden could win the election. Oh, I'm
glad you guessed it. His name's Tim Tebow. You know
(09:50):
that Arctic Frost investigation, Jack Smith, the FBI digging into
dastardly Donald Trump. You know that the FBI used NPR
in Washington Post reporting as justification to start that investigation.
(10:11):
Do you know who the agent was who started that investigation?
Tim Tebow. Oh, he's resigned by now, but the deep
state is there. We'll continue on this in just a moment.
We're going to talk about the stakes. Hang on, Jesse Kelly.
(10:34):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful,
fantastic Tuesday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse
kellyshow dot com. Back to what we were discussing, the stakes.
Right now, anti communists have some amount of government power.
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We have the Presidency, we kind of have the House,
we kind of have the Senate. We allegedly we are
in control of Justice Department. But you understand what I'm saying,
we have a little bit of power.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We also have to understand the Communists are waiting to
get back into power. They're not even being very coy
about what they will do when they get back into power.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
I know Republicans these days aren't big in thinking about
principle or precedent. They're going to be deeply sorry that
that disappears, because someday there will be a democratic president
and there'll be investigations of Republican office holders.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's former FBI director James Comey. They've come out and
said it several times. We are at a place that
is ugly. It's horrible. I hate it. I'm not cheering
for it. I'm sure you aren't either. But we are
at a place where we have to make a decision
whether we are going to cross that rubicon or throw
handcuffs on ourselves and go down into the Roman dungeon.
(11:56):
So why haven't we had thousands of employees let go
from the FBI? Quote, cash, better get them out now?
Trump orders cleanup of corrupt FBI scum. That's from Breitbart.
Cash better get them out now. Cash, better get them
(12:17):
out now, because they're waiting. They already have remember files
on you me. They're waiting. Bill Clinton today he declined
to testify in the congressional Epstein probe. Of course, James Comer,
who was running the whole things, came out said.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
As a result of Bill Clinton not showing up for
his lawful subpoena, which again was voted on it unanimously
by the Committee in a box partisan manner. We will
move next week in the House Oversight Committee mark up
to hold former President Clinton in contempt of Congress.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, sounds good. You're gonna throw them in prison because
Steve Bannon went to prison for that. We talked last week.
Was it last week when we did the Maduro raid?
It was last week we did the Maduro raid. Remember,
we went in, we snatched up the president of Venezuela
and his wife and we did this awesome military invasion
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of Venezuela where we didn't lose a man, and we
wiped them out and everything was cool. And we talked
last week about the importance of sending a message. That
that little raid we did in Venezuela, it was learned about,
talked about in the halls of power in China and
Russia and Colombia and Cuba, in every single enemy's house
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we have on the planet. They may not have broadcasted
on the news, they huddled together and they discussed, oh
my gosh, can you believe what America did? Because sending
a message is important. What kind of a message are
we going to send when it's time to send Former
President of the United States of America, Bill Clinton to
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prison for a few months for contempt of Congress. Now,
it can be easy to get intimidated in that moment,
that's too far, we can't do, but we can't. It
can be easy to say that what kind of a
message do you think that sends the Communists when they
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can imprison our people and we won't imprison theirs. Remember
when Attorney General Pam Bondi went on the news talking
about James Comy and said this.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
People have to be held accountable. No one Sean is
above the law. No one is above the law. And
you will be held accountable. And you know, a very
liberal grand jury and one of the most liberal jurisdictions
in the country just indicted James Comy. Now we know,
of course we have to go to trial. We'll have
a great trial team and everyone, of course is innocent
until proven guilty. However, we are going to trial in
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this case. And this is just the beginning.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, we know now that all that stuff has been dropped,
at least for now. We don't know whether or not
it'll be picked up again. But as of now, James
Comy is not sitting around awaiting his trial date. What
kind of a message does that send to the communists?
This isn't as much for you as it is the
people sitting in the halls of power in Washington, DC
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right now. In case they're not aware of the stakes
of the game, they are going to throw all of
us in prison or kill us when they take power again.
And if you think that's over the top, I would
kindly invite you to open up a single freaking history
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book and read about what communists do when they take
power to their political opponents. The last time they took power,
they bragged about throwing one thousand January sixth or in prison.
And when you and I screamed about it, they went
to the news and said, we can't wait to hunt
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down one thousand more. They sent the FBI into Donald
Trump's home to rifle through his underwear drawer. His mugshot
is still available for everyone to look at on the internet.
He was going to have he was going to do
the election in Georgia State Prison. If Fanny Willis didn't
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have an affair with the prosecutors she appointed to lead
the entire thing. And that's what they did last time.
We are sitting in gaul we have an army such
as it is. It may be led by Pam Bondy
and Cash Ptel, but we have an army. We have
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to make a decision, and there are no good choices.
We can either choose to put the pedal to the
medal now and hurt Communists so they can't hurt us
as badly next time, or we are in very very
serious trouble when they come back to power. I know
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what my vote is, just a little message for DC anyway.
I have an ugly prediction on top of all the
other ugly stuff. And then we'll move on and talk
about the problem Democrats have. Right now, my ugly prediction. Next.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday,
(17:37):
A magnificent Tuesday. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes. Now,
I want to touch on something Trump is talking about
or has been talking about, the Insurrection Act, and I
wanted to bring something up to you. In fact, it
could lead to an ugly place. Let's set all this up,
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shall we. First, Democrats have already talked. Governor Tim Walls
of Minnesota has already talked about deploying the National Guard
using the police in Minnesota. No, not to snatch up criminals,
not to help ice deport these monsters who are here,
but to essentially stand against the federal government and its
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immigration enforcement actions. It's just been talk kind of a
subtle comment here and a subtle comment there. But he
has set it, all right, So let's set that up.
Democrats are already talking about it. All right, We got that. Now,
let's set up something else, Something that I actually have
evidence of. I'll get to in a few but something
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you already know, something we've discussed before. Democrat politicians at
every level are completely hostage now to their violent, demonic base,
completely hostage. I guarantee you something. There is a Democrat
at the local, state, or federal level in this country
who is a sane person. Did you know that there's
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a Democrat who believes you should deport illegals. There's a
Democrat who believes that you can't become a woman by
chopping your penis off. There's a Democrat in this country
who believes that using law enforcement to arrest your political
opponents is bad for the country. But you don't know
who that Democrat is and I don't know who that
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Democrat is. Why because they are completely held hostage by
their violent, demonic base, who has been driven to insanity
by the media and by Democrat politicians themselves. And now
they're rabbit animals. So that's two things we know. We
know Democrat politicians have already threatened national Guard. We know
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that Democrat politicians are completely held hostage by their base.
One more data point on that. Remember we talk about
it all the time. What's the number one most important
issue for Democrats in the country. They're pulled all the time.
There's multiple polls that show it. What is it, you know,
(20:13):
stopping Donald Trump for the average Democrat? Or you have
something Chris, yeah, go ahead play it.
Speaker 7 (20:19):
Democrats in Congress oppose Trump too often? Just four percent?
How about the right amount? Just nineteen percent? How about
not enough? You don't have to be a mathematical genius
to know that. This is the largest number on your screen.
Seventy seven percent of Democratic voters say that their party
in Congress does not oppose Donald Trump nearly enough. They
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want them to fight Trump. Or when you get seventy percent.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
The Democrat voter does not care about taxes, spending, illegals,
foreign policy, inflation, any of those other things. They are
at this point in time rabbit animals, and all they
care about is destroying Donald Trump. Democrat politicians read those
pull numbers. You know that, so we know that. Now
here's something else we know. Donald Trump has spoken recently
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about something known as the Insurrection Act. Keep in mind,
the Insurrection Act has been invoked a million times in
this country by US presidents. If Donald Trump ever does
invoke the Insurrection Act, it'll be treated as something that's
never been done before by the American media. But it's
been done a million times. But what is it? I
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won't break down all of it because it's kind of
nerdy in detail. But for our purposes, what you need
to know is the Insurrection Act is the use of
the American military against American citizens. Why, because you have
a jurisdiction in the United States of America that is
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essentially in rebellion, open rebellion against the government. You've got
La rebelling against or Minnesota rebelling against the federal government.
That that kind of a thing, that kind of a
thing would prompt the use of the Insurrection Act. Now
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for a prediction that I pray to God does not
come true, I don't think it's unreasonable to see the
future and see American troops squaring off against either cops
or National Guard troops of a blue state. That's never
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happened before. Oh yes, it definitely has. Remember that famous,
famous story George Wallace, Governor George Wallace standing in the
schoolhouse store that was Insurrection Act time, where he had
his National Guards squaring off against American troops and by
the grace of God backed down before troops started killing
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each other. And I'm not saying any troops are going
to start killing each other. Please don't think that's what
I'm saying. But I think it's going to happen. I
think they're going to square off against each other. Now,
I'll back that up by using two different things. First,
if you tell me that's crazy, it would never happen.
(23:21):
I would ask you this. If you're a Democrat politician,
you're Gavin News and R.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
JB.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Pritsker, you're Tim Walacher, whoever picked your politician, why wouldn't
you Why wouldn't you use your National Guard to stop
the deportation of foreigners, Well, what's wrong. But they don't
care about that. Well, troops might die, Oh my gosh,
(23:46):
could be serious. They don't care about that. They care
about getting elected, destroying the country, staying in power. What
stops any one of these solace politicians from doing it?
That's one two. The second thing I'll use to back
up my prediction is this, how important is the mass
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importation of foreigners to the Democrat Party in this country.
We've discussed it all the time, you and me. It's
everything everything. They have all kinds of issues that have
become side issues for the Democrat Party where they know
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they have to pretend to care about them every now
and then. They'll act like they care about them, but
they're not that important. The tranny stuff, the gay stuff,
the feminist stuff, the black civil rights stuff, the climate
change stuff. They know they have to pay lip service
to those issues whenever they pop up. And if there's
ever an opportunity to jump on one of those issues
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and pretend like you care, they're willing to do it.
But have you in recent years, certainly over the last year,
have you ever seen Democrats fight as hard as they're
fighting for the foreigners who are in this country. Why
do you think that is because the foreigners are everything
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to them Now. They don't give a crap about feminists.
They're happy that feminists are so stupid they'll keep voting Democrats,
but they don't care. They don't care about the LGBTQ
demon mob. They're happy those people are going to keep
voting Democrat when they're not twerking in front of kids.
But they don't actually care about them. They don't care
about black people, they don't care about climate change, they
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don't even believe in any of that stuff. And it's
simply because they've found a more reliable power base than
all those different groups. The most reliable power base in
the world is the twenty million foreigners Joe Biden brought
in in four years that, in the minds of a Democrat,
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secured elections for them forever. Those foreigners are now there everything.
So do you believe a Democrat governor would be willing
to put police officers, National Guard troops standing in a
line against the American military in order to protect those foreigners.
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I think they would, and in fact I think they will.
That's my prediction. Now, that's it for the ugly stuff,
for US. I have some ugly stuff for Democrats, and
I'm not just talking about their faces. Let's talk about
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phone company. We'll be back. Get the care for Rhinos.
Week days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
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(27:57):
You can email the show your love, your hate, your
death threat. All that can be emailed into Jesse at
Jesse Kelly's show dot com. Before I get into why
Democrats are in a bit of a bind, it's gonna
kind of piggyback off of what we were just talking about.
So I've got I've got a thing, and I think
I had a great idea, and oub does not think
(28:20):
I had a great idea, So hear me out. We
have a gala coming up or is it called gala? Whatever?
Speaker 8 (28:30):
A gal?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
You know exactly what it is. I don't remember the
last time I attended a gala of any kind. I
know you're going to be shocked by this, but that's
really not my thing. Getting dressed up in a tech
tuxedo and dancing like it's Beauty and the Beast and
all that stuff, and eating crappy food and drinking champagne.
(28:51):
This is not who I am at all. I would
just give me a pizza. I'm a happy guy. Nevertheless,
it's for a good cause, so we have to attanda gala.
It's a fundraiser type thing for a good cause. Not
my idea. I was signed up against my will? All right.
(29:12):
I just found out, and I mean during the commercial break.
I just found out that I have to wear a mask. No, no, no,
not a COVID mask or something like that, because then
I just wouldn't go. Yeah, Chris, the one of the
ones like you see in the Count of Monte Christo
or something like that. One of these things where you
(29:33):
have to wear a mask. Okay, I don't want to
wear a mask. It's gonna be hot. I remember what, Chris, What.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I know?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Chris said, Why I'm a giant, Chris, I don't know.
If I organize these things, it would be totally different.
But I'm not organizing it. And just like Aubrey tells
me all the time, you're not in challenge of everything.
So I'm not running the thing. Okay, I'm not running
the thing. Apparently we have to wear masks. So I
(30:06):
made a suggestion that didn't land all that well with
aub Why don't I wear a mask with my face
on it? What, Chris? Is that not a great idea?
I think it's a great idea. I don't want to
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wear a mask. I want everyone at that gala to
have the honor of what Chris of seeing my face.
I think this is a great idea. Bob is trying
to claim that it's low class and that it's stupid.
Why are you agreeing with her? It is not low class,
(30:48):
but you still think I should do it though. See
Jewish producer Chris is with me. I want to I
want to wear a mask with my own face on it,
and I'm sure in the age of the Internet, that's
something that's probably a click away that can't be very
difficult to find. I think this is a magnificent idea,
and I don't worry rubbing your head, Chris. I don't
(31:08):
understand why there's pushback at all. She doesn't want me
to do fun stuff like this, and inevitably it comes
out to this is going to embarrass us and things
like that. I'm not embarrassed. I don't think we have
to use us. You may be embarrassed, but I don't
think she's fully digesting how hilarious that would be. Yet
(31:31):
I'm doing it, Chris. I'm doing it, and if she
doesn't like it, then we cancel. I can't possibly lose
either I get to wear the mask with my face
on it, or I'm not going I like where this
is going. In fact, I just decided that's what we're doing.
Let's do some emails, shall we, Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
(31:52):
dot com. Jesse there's an elephant in the room. There is,
and her name is Jasmine Crockett. I have to get
this off my chest. I'm upset about this. I know
you don't like Jasmine Crockett and I don't like Jasmine
Crockett either. However, if we are stuck with these brain
dead young women in Congress, it would be nice if
(32:13):
we at least if we had hot ones.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
And I know what, Chris, We've got a couple of
dimes in there. Jasmine Crockett has the potential to be
one of those dimes. But she got super fat since
she got to Congress. What Chris, Chris said, Are we
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sure she wasn't always fat? I don't know. I haven't
analyzed all everything else. I'm sure there was a time
in her life when she was not fat. I mean, granted,
maybe she was ten, but at some point in time
she got fat. I think she got to Washington, d C.
And she got lazy, and she stopped caring about the gym,
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and she stopped caring about nutrition and she got fat.
And it upsets me because I actually don't even have
a good reason why, because it just upsets me. And
now she's running for Senate in Texas. I guess here's
my concern. She's running for Senate in Texas. I know
you're probably not in Texas, or maybe you are, but I,
(33:23):
because I live in Texas, am going to have to
see her stupid face on the television for the next
couple years because she's going to probably be the Democrat
nominee for Senate in Texas. She has some well established
Democrats she's going against, but he's a black woman, and
you know how democrat or she's a black woman and
you know how Democrats are. The white dude's never going
(33:45):
to be able to criticize her because you know, she's
going to play the race card. In about half about
a millisecond, she's going to be playing the race card.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
I can't believe he said that to me. How could
you do that? I'm practically a slave. Now you know
you're gonna get a fa fa of a bad the
thing in your ear. Anyway, if I have to be
bludgeoned over the head with jasmine crop Crockett's stupid face
and stupid voice for the next year until they have
(34:15):
this election. I think she needs to cut weight and
it's better for her health. Here's what I'm gonna do, Chris.
I'm going to send her, Well, you should send her
an email and let her know about Intermittent Fasting. Listen
(34:36):
just fast on Mondays. What what what? No, I don't
think she's a fan of the show, Chris. In fact,
if I if I had.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
To guess, I've already heard rumors that she's not happy
with how she is portrayed on this show. I think
we've been nice. Sorry for trying to help you get healthy,
Sorry for caring about your diabetes. Anyway, Intermittent Fasting, Jasmine,
if you're listening now, we still have an hour. Wait,
(35:06):
we still have two hours. I'll talk about why Democrats
are in a bit of a pickle next
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