June 4, 2026 • 37 mins
Everything you think you know about government corruption is correct. We lost a brave man in California. How the west views thievery compared to the rest of the world. They are using their time in power to dig in like ticks. Scouting out new locations on foreign soil.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
On a Wednesday fday, and it is both a glorious
and disastrous day. The disaster I'll get to in just
a moment. Look, we're gonna start out and it's look
is gonna be heavy around here.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It is as heavy as tin boxes that you might
be moving.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
After we do heavy, we're gonna talk about communist theft
and corruption. I had to talk with Lee Zelden, EPA
administrator today. It's not just going to be the EPA.
It's going to be about nonprofits. It's going to be
about the election. Last night in California, Trump confirmed that
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he gusted out Net and Yahoo. We'll discuss that Supreme
Court gave us another w Democrats really screwed up with
this redistricting stuff. We'll talk about handing the country over
to foreigners, another warning sign for future GOP open borders types.
Apparently Victorious Secret doesn't want to do DEI anymore. James
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Tallerco's girlfriend, all that emails and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But
before we get to any of that, I have always
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admired hired people who take chances, who do daring things,
And daring can take take a variety of forms. Obviously,
daring might be climbing Mount Everest, but daring could be, Hey,
we took out a small business loan. We're starting a
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small business. We're gonna we're gonna try to make a
business go. Small businesses fail all the time. Sometimes they succeed,
sometimes they fail. That's a chance. Well, you're taking a
real chance. I admire courage, and I don't just admire
courage when courage succeeds, you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Know, climbing Mount Everest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If you attempt to climb Mount Everest, I have a
certain level of respect for you. That's dangerous and scary.
It'spired that I have a certain amount of respect for you. Right, all, right, now,
let's talk about California for a brief moment. California is
obviously in a very very dark place. The Communists have
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run California for a very long time. It has put
California on a very bad path financially, crime wise, They're
in a very very bad place, which is unbelievable because
California's paradise. California needs a leader California needs a man
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a vision. It's going to take a great man, a
man of ideas, to lead California through the swamp and
into a glorious future. That's what California needs. As you know,
California had an election yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We'll talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The results coming in still laid and all these other things.
But one thing I can it just breaks my heart.
One thing I can definitely tell you is this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Ran Deep.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He didn't make my plan, mark up plan, make affordable.
California again, will recognize children's who maintain GPA level three
point eight seven, three point ninety three, will support first
min card upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five
hundred five dollars. Let's support our children, let's our schooling system.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why Californians chose to reject that man in favor of others,
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Clearly a man of vision. You should know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Fifteen thousand Californians did the right thing yesterday and they
stepped up and they backed Ran Deep. There's a lot
of there's a lot of votes in California. So though
that actually only amounts to zero point three percent of
the vote, so that's not enough to get you a majority.
You're not going to advance with that. Fifteen thousand Californians
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did the right thing. But look, not everybody who tries
to climb Mount Everest climbs Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Some people fail. Ran Deep didn't make it this time.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I do think he has a bright future in American politics.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But for now, it's open to California.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let's discuss something that's going to keep coming up because
the evidence keeps coming out. Now pause on California for
a moment. What I'm about to talk about with you
is going to lead us to CALIFORNI So I had
a chance to speak with EPA administrator Lee Zelden earlier today.
It was just interviewing him, right, But we weren't talking
on the phone. I was just interviewing him. I was
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speaking with Lee Zelden earlier today.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And you know, head.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Of the EPA, he's going to have access to all
the books and things like that. And to hear Lee
Zelden let out or just hash out the brazen corruption
of Democrats was a jaw dropper for me.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
A jaw dropper. Lee got in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
There and what he discovered was tens of billions of
dollars were getting funneled through the EPA and sent out
the door.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, where's the money going.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm about to tell you the most aggravating yet least
surprising thing in the world. Everything you think you know
about washing Rington DC and Washington DC corruption and how
the corruption works, and how the legal theft of the
American taxpayer, everything you think you know about it, you're
one hundred percent correct about it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'll just use a couple names as placeholders, but this
was happening to the tune of billions under democrat rule
in this country. Let's say, well, you know how we
always talk about the system, the system. You want to
be a servant of the communist revolution, that's how you
get your system membership card. And as in all communist systems,
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membership has its privileges. In a communist country, the people
who the members of the communist party, they eat better,
nicer houses, better cars, bigger of TVs. You understand the game.
Having that system membership card gets you access to the
finer things in life.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Now, let's say I'm a Democrat.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
If I'm a Democrat, I guess my name is probably
the I don't know, Victor or something like that. What
Chris Victor, We'll go with Victor. I'm Victor the Democrat.
I get a job in the Obama administration as Barack
Obama fills up our government with communists. I prove myself
repeatedly to be a loyal communist foot soldier in the
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Obama regime. But dang things happen. Presidents get termed out.
Barack Obama's eight year ends. What do I do now,
Victor the Democrat is out of work right after all,
I work for Barack Obama, He's no longer the president.
Donald Trump's coming in. I'm of course going to lose
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my government job.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But see, that's not how it works in the United
States of America. How it works in the United States
of America is me, Victor the Democrat. I go start
a nonprofit. Uh, Solar panels for turtles are something stupid
in Democrat and hippie like that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
But I don't just start it to start it.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You see, there's an understanding, there's an arrangement made. I
start solar panels for Democrats. I'm going to be the CEO.
I'll take in We'll call it a million bucks a year.
I'll hire a couple other people, all loyal Democrats. Hey,
you can have half a million a year, you can
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have seven hundred and fifty thousand a year. But where's
this money coming from. I just started a nonprofit you see. Ah,
But there's the rub. The money comes from the EPA.
After all, I'm building solar panels for turtles. The EPA
meaning you, you went to work, the government stole twenty
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five percent of your income, and then Democrats wrote checks
with your money out to communist nonprofits where they make
a fortune.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
A fortune.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Tens of billions of dollars has been stolen from you
and handed out to various communists, these communist groups, communist nonprofits,
tens of billions of dollars. How many times have we
talked about it? In the end, they're all just thieves.
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We need a guy like this.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My plan, my cup plan, make affordable California again.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Will recognize to stop I was making a serious point.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Don't make don't make me laugh right now. In the end,
they're all just thieves. Whenever communists get access to anything,
they just steal. They can't help themselves, that's what they do.
This story out of the California wildfirefront. It just it
makes my point for me so beautifully. We'll get to
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that in the moment. We'll get to those elections that
happened yesterday. Seems there's a delay in the ballots coming in.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Ah, that's so odd.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
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Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Back to we were
just talking about some EPA corruption and now let's let's
get to California because California's big time in the news.
They had some elections last night, which I absolutely will
get to. But again, let's have a talk about communists,
and again a morality talk to help explain it. Normal
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people with a value system of some kind, maybe it
was instilled in you by your parents or or a.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Coach, or your church or your whatever whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Normal people who have a Western value system, they don't
fully understand how how the rest of the world, throughout
the history of the world has thought about the idea
of fevery.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So let me pause for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We're gonna we're gonna do a little bit of Western civilization,
kind of ancient Biblical type talk.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just stay with me for a moment.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You know, the Ten Commandments, everybody knows the Ten Commandments.
Every doesn't matter what your belief system is. Everybody knows
what the Ten Commandments are. All right, we got that.
But aren't the Ten Commandments for you, whether you whether
you believe.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
In them or not, whatever. But aren't they kind of obvious? Uh?
Don't commit murder? Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to. Don't steal, don't.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's it's a list for you. That's fairly obvious. Right,
it's a pretty obvious list.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But that's the thing that speak because you were raised
in Western civilization at the time when Moses comes down
with the tablets.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
At the time those.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Rules, that was not how the world operated at all.
Don't steal? Why wouldn't I steal? Don't uh covet your
neighbor's wife, Well, I want my neighbor's wife. Why on
audience kill him and take her? That sounds bonkers, right,
That's how the world, so much of it operated at
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the time. The Ten Commandments was all whoa, what do
you mean I'm not allowed to steal anymore? Now let's
go to modern day today. Western civilization was created and
built in general by Christians who were promoting some version
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of Christianity. All kinds of different sets and things like that.
We're not going to be into the history of the church,
but that is really the creation of Western civilization. The
Church was kind of a think of it like the
sun and that solar system. Everything else kind of revolves
around it. Our laws were made after it, so much
of our lives are influenced by it. So now you again,
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no matter what your beliefs are, if I had ten
dollars in my pocket and I took it out of
my pockets, I was rummaging through there and left it
on a table in front of you and stood up
and left the room, I bet you money if you
recognize that, you would say, oh hey, jesse Ted Box,
you forgot your ten dollars, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But you have to understand something.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You're the weird one, and I mean that in the
nicest possible way.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
When I say weird, you're the abnormal one.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You think that's just how people will operate because you
have been raised and influenced and shaped by Western civilization,
where the idea of things like thou shalt not steal
it's really obvious, thanks Captain obvious, I get it. But
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that's not how most of the world operates, and that's
most definitely not how most of the world has operated
throughout history. If in your soul you believe that taking
something that belongs to someone else is wrong and you
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shouldn't do it, whatever version of wrong you want to
land on, If you believe that is wrong, there are legions,
in legions, in legions of people, religions, historical times. They
wouldn't understand your way of thinking at Oh, stealing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Taking something, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You found something of value and you have the ability
to take it away if you can get it without
getting hurt, there's no reason not to do it. You
and your beliefs onthing, on everything, We're focusing on stealing
because that's where we're going with this whole California thing
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and communism thing. You and your thoughts on theft, they're abnormal,
they're weird. Now that brings me to communism. Why do
they always steal?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Always? They are always thieving.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Every country, every single one where they've gotten any kind
of a foothold in, they steal. When they take power
anywhere anywhere, theft will follow. They steal. They were tearing
through the Tsar's mansion in the Soviet Union, Well what
became the Soviet Union. They're peeling the.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Gold off the walls.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
They're just they steal everything they get their hands on.
Why does it follow communists around like a shadow. Well,
they share a value system that is extreme with with
so much of the rest of the world and so
much of the history of the world. Well, yeah, you steal,
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You steal whatever you can. They have nothing moral against it.
It's what you do.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This California wildfire story, what an example. Hang on, he.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Doesn't care if you believe them, but he's right, Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly shall On a Magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So again, in the end, they're all just thieves.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
As we have discussed, you need to think about communists
like a gang.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Of robbers, because that's what they are. Their goal is
always to gain.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Access to the public treasury. If that's in a town
or a city, fine, they'll raid the public treasury. If
it's in a state, fine, they'll raid the public treasury.
That epa story from Lee's Elden. Well, if God forbid
you give them access to the federal treasury, they'll raid
the public treasury. Because that's just what they do. They
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don't have anything moral against it. That's what they think
power should be used for. Headline. This is from Newsmax.
California Wildfire Relief Fund diverted fourteen million dollars towards managing
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anti ice riots. I don't have to go into any
more details. You're welcome to go look them up. Fourteen
million dollars designated for people who lost everything in a wildfire.
But the communists can't sit and look at fourteen million
dollars and let it go to someone else. That's not
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how that works. That fourteen million dollars must be stolen.
Speaking of the wildfires, remember that big concert they put
on afterwards. What was it a hundred million dollars or
something like that they raised? I think it might have
been more than that one hundred and nine. It was
at a ton of money, one hundred million dollars. Yeah,
none of that went to the people. They just flat
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out stole the money. Why would I give one hundred
million dollars to wildfire victims when I can just steal it.
That's how these people operate. And that brings me to
the election from last night, because we're already getting surprise surprise.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's gonna take some time to count the vote.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
There are still four million votes to be counted in
California in a very significant chunk of ours are going
to be later arriving vote by mail that are going
to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
coming days, maybe over the next week, whatever exactly it is.
But that size of a pool, Okay, we're talking millions
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of votes right here. When you see the advantage right
now that Hilton has over Stire, not Bizarra that Hilton
has over Stire, Okay, you're talking about a three hundred
thousand vote advantage, Okay, seven points. But in a pool
of millions of votes later arriving vote by mail, if
it's dramatically more democratic, which we've seen in the past,
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three hundred thousand votes is something that Stire could overcome
and he could potentially pass Hilton. That would mean be
Sarah and Stire would pass Hilton here because it would
just be overwhelmingly democratic vote. It would benefit both of them.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I can actually see you rolling your eyes right now.
I'm not even looking at you, but I could just
telepathically see you rolling your eyes, and I can hear
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Under your breath. All, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The stories that they're already coming.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
They're coming out hot and heavy. This is gonna wait.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
What did your final piece of the puzzle that we
won't know tonight, right is the late arriving vote by mail.
And we're talking about probably like a third of the
vote in Los Angeles. We're probably not going to be
getting until tomorrow and maybe days to come after tomorrow.
The mail can still come in after election day.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Democrats strategist Leslie Marshall, I'm sure this was kind of
a slip of the tongue, but gave the game away
a little.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All these late votes, Hey, are they going to help
the Republicans?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So we're going to see these numbers change dramatically. And
it happens every time we have an election of that,
with all due respect to my buddy Katie over there,
that her side of the eye will say fraud.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
And how come all these fellas.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Are coming in late? No, this is what happens. You know,
It goes red and then it gets bluer and bluer
and bluer.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Why does it work like this?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
How is it possible that this happens every time there's
a blue area every time. Well, it doesn't matter whether
it's Madison, Wisconsin, Fulton County, Georgia, California. But we could
go on and on down the list. Why is it
always shady elections stuff?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Why is it all?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well? I might take days and every day you sit
and watch as the election returns come in, and they never, ever,
ever seem to benefit Republicans.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Why is that? What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, I've tried to explain this a couple of different ways,
but here's a new analogy. I want you to think
about this. Who's a really bad guy, Elmncho. He's dead now,
it's a cartel leader, but we'll use Elmentcho, that big
cartel leader Brandon Darby told us about. Now you obviously
understand enough about cartel leaders that what's his life been.
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His life has been murdering people and stealing things and
dealing drugs and all kinds of things. You know, he's
a cartel leader. That's what he does. What he does
is crime. Okay, el Mencho, let's pretend he's still alive.
Let's say I make him the CEO of Coca Cola. Congratulations,
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Coca Cola. There's a new sheriff in town. We got
a new boss. He's Elmncho. Okay, what's going to happen
after that? Here's what's going to happen after that. Every
single day, every week, every month, El Mencho is going
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to figure out new and inventive ways to steal from
Coca Cola and turn Coca Cola into a corrupt corporation
that will somehow enrich him and his friends. So on
day one, Elmentho probably can't actually get much done. He's
just got a bunch of reports. How we're sales last month.
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It looks like we're lagging behind in Europe. He's getting
these reports on his desk. Day one, he's not doing
that much. Day two, oh, he picked one of his
top henchmen to evv of sales.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Day three he picked his.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Cousin's mother's brother to preside over this or that or
this or that. As he moves on every single day,
he is in power. He is putting into place systems
and people, because the people are the ones who run
the systems. He is putting systems and people into place
that ensure he will be able to use crime to
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enrich himself and swindle Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Every day he's.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
There, it gets worse and worse and worse as he
builds the systems and installs the people he wants. That
is exactly how elections work in any area that is
controlled by Democrats, because they have absolutely nothing moral against
stealing an election. In fact, they think it's moral to
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steal an election. I know, it's a really twisted sense
of the Believe me, Communists are strange beings.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They have nothing moral against stealing an election at all.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, of course they're going to put these systems into place.
So every time there's a blue area, the story is
always the same. You find out on election day, around
election day, for the weeks after election day that surprise, surprise,
there's another delay. Oh look, we found a new batch
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of ballots. Oh did these bunch of ballots end up
getting lost on the way to get counted? Dang, that's
too bad. Oh did those ballots happen to come from
a red area?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Whoops?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I had no earthly idea.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
No matter what the shenanigans are, they all come back
to the same thing. Democrats steal elections. And the longer
you leave Democrats in power in any given area, the more.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Cinched in.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'll put it that way, the tighter that not gets
of their corruption in elections, They're just going to use
their time and their power to put into place systems that.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Allow them to steal. Now, I mean, just honestly, what
can you do but laugh about this.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
There are still four million votes to be counted in
California in a very.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Significant chunk of ours are going.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
To be later riving vote by mail that are going
to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
coming days, maybe over the next week, whatever exactly it is.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But that size of where are these ballots coming from,
Who's gonna be counting them, Who's gonna be observing that?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You understand the systems they put into place.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Whenever you let these people get in charge of something,
it's like giving Elmenho the reins of Coca Cola. Now,
speaking of corporate America, Corporate America loves foreigners.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
They love them.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
They love foreigners because they have not an ounce of
patriotism in them at all. They know they can go
snatch some guy up from some dump, pay him pennies
on the dollar. And I mean, of course your customer service,
it's gonna be awful. You can't understand him. He can't
understand you. You hang up frustrated, but that's not their
concern at all. They want to save a couple pennies
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and screw Americans.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Right. Pure Talk doesn't operate that way.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Pure Talk they have incredible plans for an unbelievably low
amount of money. We're talking unlimited high speed data on
their five G network for thirty five or ninety nine
a month. And you get to deal with an American.
You don't need a new cell phone. By the way,
maybe you're thinking this is going to be a pain,
that this is ten minutes on the phone speaking to
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a pleasant American. You keep your phone, you keep your number.
No more of this, no more calling customer service and getting.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
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Speaker 2 (29:23):
Pick up your phone dial pound two five zero and
say Jesse Kelly, and I promise you ran deep will
not be on the other end of the line pound
two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Remember you can email the show Jesse at.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com before I get to those emails,
and we'll talk about that. Look, there was a bunch
of fiery, cong rational testimony today and a lot of
which I enjoyed a great deal. We're going to get
to that. We'll touch on the Trump conversation with net
and Yaho. I guess it was as spicy as we
initially heard. We'll talk about that Supreme Court wins foreigners,
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so many other things, but I have to I have
to tell you what happened to me today was freaking devastating.
So any man, especially when a man goes to a
new area, unfamiliar territory, a man needs to get the
lay of the land. Guys know that if you're going
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now camping, all right, you don't just drop your stuff
in a spot. You drop your stuff in a spot
and you go sniffing around, don't you. Hey the creeks
down there, that's that. But then we're gonna get wood
from over here. You get the lay of the land.
If you're in a new town, you want to know, Hey,
what's the best gas station in town?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Hey? Where can I buy some blue jeans if I
need them? Where can? But you gotta get the lay
of the.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Land, figure out the lay of the land. Whenever you're
working in an unfamiliar building, there is a basic that
every guy with any sense knows and does. When you're
in a new office, a new building, visiting something else,
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you have to track down the cleanest bathroom in the
building in case the worst happens, and you have to
go at work right. So this has always been a
priority of mine. You know my thoughts on public restrooms.
I find them to be unbelievably disgusting. People are foul beasts.
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They don't wash their hands, they don't flush, It's just
gross beyond imagination. So I try to make sure I'm
staying at home for that kind of thing, if you will.
But you also know what has happened to us, A devastating,
devastating event, a studio flood. That's why I don't have
my soundboard. We are on foreign soil work at what Chris.
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It is foreign soil to I know, we used to
come here. It's foreign to us now, okay, anyway, we
are on foreign soil. Now there's some fancy schmancy office
building and all these floors. Now, a long time ago
before Premiere Networks built me my own studio. Thank you, Premier.
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I adore you for that. We had to work in
this big iHeart building. But I Heart didn't have every floor.
I think they had two or three something like that,
and there were twenty five stories or something in this building.
You had a key card that supposedly could only get
you to your floor. I'm not going to use the
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same bathroom everyone at I Heart is using, so I
went on a hunt. I never told Jewish producer Chris.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What I found, and he wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
But my key card got me access to a floor
I should not have been allowed on. No, it was
not six, Chris, and the floor was basically vacant. So
I had what amounted to be my own personal bathroom
whenever nature called in this building. Jewish producer Chris asked
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and asked and asked, but I would not give out
that information. And maybe you're thinking that's mean. But now
it's fifty percent my bathroom. If I let Chris know
about it, I would rather it be one hundred percent.
I'm not concerned about his welfare at all. I'm only
worried about me. Now back to today, we're in this building.
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Apparently we're going to be in this building until the
end of time.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's a long story. I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I've had to bounce around the different floors of the
building looking for home base. I'm getting the lay of
the land, like men do. I have been unsuccessful so far,
not happy with anything I found. Until today, I thought
i'd found a gym.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I walk in.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
My nose tells me right away. Things are fairly clean
in here. Okay, we're good to go. I go analyze
the stall, the urinal situation. It doesn't look like people
are using this bathroom. No, Chris, I'm not going to
tell you which floor it is. I I have to
take care of some things. I get things taken care of.
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I walk over to the sink. There's no soap in
any of the soap dispensers.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I know. I know.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Now, I'm not exactly sure where to go from here
because I'm so grossed out. I'm holding my hands out
in front of me as if I'm some kind of hostage.
I don't even know what to do. I don't even
want to grab door handle. But God was smiling on
me in that moment. I exited the bathroom after pouring
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water on my hands, with no soap, and they had
a big old thing of hand sanitizer sitting out in front.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So at least I got that done. But I told you.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
This long, pointless story because I wanted to help you
with something. If you like me, go try to find
the lay of the land wherever you go. You need
to add a soap dispenser check to every bathroom. Now
it is a lesson I want you to learn from me.
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I want you to learn from my mistakes. I want
you to learn the easy way, because I had to
learn the hard way. Find find the soap dispenser, and
test the soap dispenser before you take the plunge. There,
that's what happened. Now let's get back to politics. We'll
get on this Trump Net and Yahoo rant at some
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point next hour.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I want to get to some of these. The testimony
today was great.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We've had all these House hearings and Senate hearings and
Democrats are just such embarrassing clowns. And the Trump administration's
way more aggressive than past Republicans.
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We'll be back.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
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Let's have some fun.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
On a Wednesday fday, and it is both a glorious
and disastrous day. The disaster I'll get to in just
a moment. Look, we're gonna start out and it's look
is gonna be heavy around here.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It is as heavy as tin boxes that you might
be moving.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
After we do heavy, we're gonna talk about communist theft
and corruption. I had to talk with Lee Zelden, EPA
administrator today. It's not just going to be the EPA.
It's going to be about nonprofits. It's going to be
about the election. Last night in California, Trump confirmed that
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he gusted out Net and Yahoo. We'll discuss that Supreme
Court gave us another w Democrats really screwed up with
this redistricting stuff. We'll talk about handing the country over
to foreigners, another warning sign for future GOP open borders types.
Apparently Victorious Secret doesn't want to do DEI anymore. James
(01:39):
Tallerco's girlfriend, all that emails and so much more coming
up tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. But
before we get to any of that, I have always
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admired hired people who take chances, who do daring things,
And daring can take take a variety of forms. Obviously,
daring might be climbing Mount Everest, but daring could be, Hey,
we took out a small business loan. We're starting a
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small business. We're gonna we're gonna try to make a
business go. Small businesses fail all the time. Sometimes they succeed,
sometimes they fail. That's a chance. Well, you're taking a
real chance. I admire courage, and I don't just admire
courage when courage succeeds, you.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Know, climbing Mount Everest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
If you attempt to climb Mount Everest, I have a
certain level of respect for you. That's dangerous and scary.
It'spired that I have a certain amount of respect for you. Right, all, right, now,
let's talk about California for a brief moment. California is
obviously in a very very dark place. The Communists have
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run California for a very long time. It has put
California on a very bad path financially, crime wise, They're
in a very very bad place, which is unbelievable because
California's paradise. California needs a leader California needs a man
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a vision. It's going to take a great man, a
man of ideas, to lead California through the swamp and
into a glorious future. That's what California needs. As you know,
California had an election yesterday.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We'll talk about.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
The results coming in still laid and all these other things.
But one thing I can it just breaks my heart.
One thing I can definitely tell you is this.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Ran Deep.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
He didn't make my plan, mark up plan, make affordable.
California again, will recognize children's who maintain GPA level three
point eight seven, three point ninety three, will support first
min card upon graduation from high school. We'll credit five
hundred five dollars. Let's support our children, let's our schooling system.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why Californians chose to reject that man in favor of others,
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Clearly a man of vision. You should know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Fifteen thousand Californians did the right thing yesterday and they
stepped up and they backed Ran Deep. There's a lot
of there's a lot of votes in California. So though
that actually only amounts to zero point three percent of
the vote, so that's not enough to get you a majority.
You're not going to advance with that. Fifteen thousand Californians
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did the right thing. But look, not everybody who tries
to climb Mount Everest climbs Mount Everest.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Some people fail. Ran Deep didn't make it this time.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I do think he has a bright future in American politics.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But for now, it's open to California.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Let's discuss something that's going to keep coming up because
the evidence keeps coming out. Now pause on California for
a moment. What I'm about to talk about with you
is going to lead us to CALIFORNI So I had
a chance to speak with EPA administrator Lee Zelden earlier today.
It was just interviewing him, right, But we weren't talking
on the phone. I was just interviewing him. I was
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speaking with Lee Zelden earlier today.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And you know, head.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Of the EPA, he's going to have access to all
the books and things like that. And to hear Lee
Zelden let out or just hash out the brazen corruption
of Democrats was a jaw dropper for me.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
A jaw dropper. Lee got in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
There and what he discovered was tens of billions of
dollars were getting funneled through the EPA and sent out
the door.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, where's the money going.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I'm about to tell you the most aggravating yet least
surprising thing in the world. Everything you think you know
about washing Rington DC and Washington DC corruption and how
the corruption works, and how the legal theft of the
American taxpayer, everything you think you know about it, you're
one hundred percent correct about it.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Here's how it works.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'll just use a couple names as placeholders, but this
was happening to the tune of billions under democrat rule
in this country. Let's say, well, you know how we
always talk about the system, the system. You want to
be a servant of the communist revolution, that's how you
get your system membership card. And as in all communist systems,
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membership has its privileges. In a communist country, the people
who the members of the communist party, they eat better,
nicer houses, better cars, bigger of TVs. You understand the game.
Having that system membership card gets you access to the
finer things in life.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Now, let's say I'm a Democrat.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
If I'm a Democrat, I guess my name is probably
the I don't know, Victor or something like that. What
Chris Victor, We'll go with Victor. I'm Victor the Democrat.
I get a job in the Obama administration as Barack
Obama fills up our government with communists. I prove myself
repeatedly to be a loyal communist foot soldier in the
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Obama regime. But dang things happen. Presidents get termed out.
Barack Obama's eight year ends. What do I do now,
Victor the Democrat is out of work right after all,
I work for Barack Obama, He's no longer the president.
Donald Trump's coming in. I'm of course going to lose
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my government job.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But see, that's not how it works in the United
States of America. How it works in the United States
of America is me, Victor the Democrat. I go start
a nonprofit. Uh, Solar panels for turtles are something stupid
in Democrat and hippie like that.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
But I don't just start it to start it.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
You see, there's an understanding, there's an arrangement made. I
start solar panels for Democrats. I'm going to be the CEO.
I'll take in We'll call it a million bucks a year.
I'll hire a couple other people, all loyal Democrats. Hey,
you can have half a million a year, you can
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have seven hundred and fifty thousand a year. But where's
this money coming from. I just started a nonprofit you see. Ah,
But there's the rub. The money comes from the EPA.
After all, I'm building solar panels for turtles. The EPA
meaning you, you went to work, the government stole twenty
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five percent of your income, and then Democrats wrote checks
with your money out to communist nonprofits where they make
a fortune.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
A fortune.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Tens of billions of dollars has been stolen from you
and handed out to various communists, these communist groups, communist nonprofits,
tens of billions of dollars. How many times have we
talked about it? In the end, they're all just thieves.
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We need a guy like this.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
My plan, my cup plan, make affordable California again.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Will recognize to stop I was making a serious point.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Don't make don't make me laugh right now. In the end,
they're all just thieves. Whenever communists get access to anything,
they just steal. They can't help themselves, that's what they do.
This story out of the California wildfirefront. It just it
makes my point for me so beautifully. We'll get to
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that in the moment. We'll get to those elections that
happened yesterday. Seems there's a delay in the ballots coming in.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Ah, that's so odd.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
All that in so much more coming out tonight on
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Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Back to we were
just talking about some EPA corruption and now let's let's
get to California because California's big time in the news.
They had some elections last night, which I absolutely will
get to. But again, let's have a talk about communists,
and again a morality talk to help explain it. Normal
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people with a value system of some kind, maybe it
was instilled in you by your parents or or a.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Coach, or your church or your whatever whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Normal people who have a Western value system, they don't
fully understand how how the rest of the world, throughout
the history of the world has thought about the idea
of fevery.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
So let me pause for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
We're gonna we're gonna do a little bit of Western civilization,
kind of ancient Biblical type talk.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Just stay with me for a moment.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You know, the Ten Commandments, everybody knows the Ten Commandments.
Every doesn't matter what your belief system is. Everybody knows
what the Ten Commandments are. All right, we got that.
But aren't the Ten Commandments for you, whether you whether
you believe.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
In them or not, whatever. But aren't they kind of obvious? Uh?
Don't commit murder? Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to. Don't steal, don't.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
It's it's a list for you. That's fairly obvious. Right,
it's a pretty obvious list.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
But that's the thing that speak because you were raised
in Western civilization at the time when Moses comes down
with the tablets.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
At the time those.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Rules, that was not how the world operated at all.
Don't steal? Why wouldn't I steal? Don't uh covet your
neighbor's wife, Well, I want my neighbor's wife. Why on
audience kill him and take her? That sounds bonkers, right,
That's how the world, so much of it operated at
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the time. The Ten Commandments was all whoa, what do
you mean I'm not allowed to steal anymore? Now let's
go to modern day today. Western civilization was created and
built in general by Christians who were promoting some version
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of Christianity. All kinds of different sets and things like that.
We're not going to be into the history of the church,
but that is really the creation of Western civilization. The
Church was kind of a think of it like the
sun and that solar system. Everything else kind of revolves
around it. Our laws were made after it, so much
of our lives are influenced by it. So now you again,
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no matter what your beliefs are, if I had ten
dollars in my pocket and I took it out of
my pockets, I was rummaging through there and left it
on a table in front of you and stood up
and left the room, I bet you money if you
recognize that, you would say, oh hey, jesse Ted Box,
you forgot your ten dollars, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But you have to understand something.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
You're the weird one, and I mean that in the
nicest possible way.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
When I say weird, you're the abnormal one.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You think that's just how people will operate because you
have been raised and influenced and shaped by Western civilization,
where the idea of things like thou shalt not steal
it's really obvious, thanks Captain obvious, I get it. But
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that's not how most of the world operates, and that's
most definitely not how most of the world has operated
throughout history. If in your soul you believe that taking
something that belongs to someone else is wrong and you
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shouldn't do it, whatever version of wrong you want to
land on, If you believe that is wrong, there are legions,
in legions, in legions of people, religions, historical times. They
wouldn't understand your way of thinking at Oh, stealing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Taking something, that's what you do.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You found something of value and you have the ability
to take it away if you can get it without
getting hurt, there's no reason not to do it. You
and your beliefs onthing, on everything, We're focusing on stealing
because that's where we're going with this whole California thing
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and communism thing. You and your thoughts on theft, they're abnormal,
they're weird. Now that brings me to communism. Why do
they always steal?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Always? They are always thieving.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Every country, every single one where they've gotten any kind
of a foothold in, they steal. When they take power
anywhere anywhere, theft will follow. They steal. They were tearing
through the Tsar's mansion in the Soviet Union, Well what
became the Soviet Union. They're peeling the.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Gold off the walls.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
They're just they steal everything they get their hands on.
Why does it follow communists around like a shadow. Well,
they share a value system that is extreme with with
so much of the rest of the world and so
much of the history of the world. Well, yeah, you steal,
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You steal whatever you can. They have nothing moral against it.
It's what you do.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This California wildfire story, what an example. Hang on, he.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Doesn't care if you believe them, but he's right, Jesse Kelly,
it is the Jesse Kelly shall On a Magnificent Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So again, in the end, they're all just thieves.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
As we have discussed, you need to think about communists
like a gang.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Of robbers, because that's what they are. Their goal is
always to gain.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Access to the public treasury. If that's in a town
or a city, fine, they'll raid the public treasury. If
it's in a state, fine, they'll raid the public treasury.
That epa story from Lee's Elden. Well, if God forbid
you give them access to the federal treasury, they'll raid
the public treasury. Because that's just what they do. They
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don't have anything moral against it. That's what they think
power should be used for. Headline. This is from Newsmax.
California Wildfire Relief Fund diverted fourteen million dollars towards managing
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anti ice riots. I don't have to go into any
more details. You're welcome to go look them up. Fourteen
million dollars designated for people who lost everything in a wildfire.
But the communists can't sit and look at fourteen million
dollars and let it go to someone else. That's not
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how that works. That fourteen million dollars must be stolen.
Speaking of the wildfires, remember that big concert they put
on afterwards. What was it a hundred million dollars or
something like that they raised? I think it might have
been more than that one hundred and nine. It was
at a ton of money, one hundred million dollars. Yeah,
none of that went to the people. They just flat
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out stole the money. Why would I give one hundred
million dollars to wildfire victims when I can just steal it.
That's how these people operate. And that brings me to
the election from last night, because we're already getting surprise surprise.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's gonna take some time to count the vote.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
There are still four million votes to be counted in
California in a very significant chunk of ours are going
to be later arriving vote by mail that are going
to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
coming days, maybe over the next week, whatever exactly it is.
But that size of a pool, Okay, we're talking millions
(21:26):
of votes right here. When you see the advantage right
now that Hilton has over Stire, not Bizarra that Hilton
has over Stire, Okay, you're talking about a three hundred
thousand vote advantage, Okay, seven points. But in a pool
of millions of votes later arriving vote by mail, if
it's dramatically more democratic, which we've seen in the past,
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three hundred thousand votes is something that Stire could overcome
and he could potentially pass Hilton. That would mean be
Sarah and Stire would pass Hilton here because it would
just be overwhelmingly democratic vote. It would benefit both of them.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I can actually see you rolling your eyes right now.
I'm not even looking at you, but I could just
telepathically see you rolling your eyes, and I can hear
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Under your breath. All, here we go again.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The stories that they're already coming.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
They're coming out hot and heavy. This is gonna wait.
Speaker 6 (22:20):
What did your final piece of the puzzle that we
won't know tonight, right is the late arriving vote by mail.
And we're talking about probably like a third of the
vote in Los Angeles. We're probably not going to be
getting until tomorrow and maybe days to come after tomorrow.
The mail can still come in after election day.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Democrats strategist Leslie Marshall, I'm sure this was kind of
a slip of the tongue, but gave the game away
a little.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
All these late votes, Hey, are they going to help
the Republicans?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
So we're going to see these numbers change dramatically. And
it happens every time we have an election of that,
with all due respect to my buddy Katie over there,
that her side of the eye will say fraud.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
And how come all these fellas.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Are coming in late? No, this is what happens. You know,
It goes red and then it gets bluer and bluer
and bluer.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Why does it work like this?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
How is it possible that this happens every time there's
a blue area every time. Well, it doesn't matter whether
it's Madison, Wisconsin, Fulton County, Georgia, California. But we could
go on and on down the list. Why is it
always shady elections stuff?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Why is it all?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Well? I might take days and every day you sit
and watch as the election returns come in, and they never, ever,
ever seem to benefit Republicans.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Why is that? What's going on there?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Well, I've tried to explain this a couple of different ways,
but here's a new analogy. I want you to think
about this. Who's a really bad guy, Elmncho. He's dead now,
it's a cartel leader, but we'll use Elmentcho, that big
cartel leader Brandon Darby told us about. Now you obviously
understand enough about cartel leaders that what's his life been.
(24:15):
His life has been murdering people and stealing things and
dealing drugs and all kinds of things. You know, he's
a cartel leader. That's what he does. What he does
is crime. Okay, el Mencho, let's pretend he's still alive.
Let's say I make him the CEO of Coca Cola. Congratulations,
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Coca Cola. There's a new sheriff in town. We got
a new boss. He's Elmncho. Okay, what's going to happen
after that? Here's what's going to happen after that. Every
single day, every week, every month, El Mencho is going
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to figure out new and inventive ways to steal from
Coca Cola and turn Coca Cola into a corrupt corporation
that will somehow enrich him and his friends. So on
day one, Elmentho probably can't actually get much done. He's
just got a bunch of reports. How we're sales last month.
(25:18):
It looks like we're lagging behind in Europe. He's getting
these reports on his desk. Day one, he's not doing
that much. Day two, oh, he picked one of his
top henchmen to evv of sales.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Day three he picked his.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Cousin's mother's brother to preside over this or that or
this or that. As he moves on every single day,
he is in power. He is putting into place systems
and people, because the people are the ones who run
the systems. He is putting systems and people into place
that ensure he will be able to use crime to
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enrich himself and swindle Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Every day he's.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
There, it gets worse and worse and worse as he
builds the systems and installs the people he wants. That
is exactly how elections work in any area that is
controlled by Democrats, because they have absolutely nothing moral against
stealing an election. In fact, they think it's moral to
(26:22):
steal an election. I know, it's a really twisted sense
of the Believe me, Communists are strange beings.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
They have nothing moral against stealing an election at all.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Well, of course they're going to put these systems into place.
So every time there's a blue area, the story is
always the same. You find out on election day, around
election day, for the weeks after election day that surprise, surprise,
there's another delay. Oh look, we found a new batch
(26:55):
of ballots. Oh did these bunch of ballots end up
getting lost on the way to get counted? Dang, that's
too bad. Oh did those ballots happen to come from
a red area?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Whoops?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I had no earthly idea.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
No matter what the shenanigans are, they all come back
to the same thing. Democrats steal elections. And the longer
you leave Democrats in power in any given area, the more.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Cinched in.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I'll put it that way, the tighter that not gets
of their corruption in elections, They're just going to use
their time and their power to put into place systems that.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Allow them to steal. Now, I mean, just honestly, what
can you do but laugh about this.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
There are still four million votes to be counted in
California in a very.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Significant chunk of ours are going.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
To be later riving vote by mail that are going
to be tabulated, you know, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the
coming days, maybe over the next week, whatever exactly it is.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
But that size of where are these ballots coming from,
Who's gonna be counting them, Who's gonna be observing that?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You understand the systems they put into place.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Whenever you let these people get in charge of something,
it's like giving Elmenho the reins of Coca Cola. Now,
speaking of corporate America, Corporate America loves foreigners.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
They love them.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
They love foreigners because they have not an ounce of
patriotism in them at all. They know they can go
snatch some guy up from some dump, pay him pennies
on the dollar. And I mean, of course your customer service,
it's gonna be awful. You can't understand him. He can't
understand you. You hang up frustrated, but that's not their
concern at all. They want to save a couple pennies
(28:46):
and screw Americans.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Right. Pure Talk doesn't operate that way.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Pure Talk they have incredible plans for an unbelievably low
amount of money. We're talking unlimited high speed data on
their five G network for thirty five or ninety nine
a month. And you get to deal with an American.
You don't need a new cell phone. By the way,
maybe you're thinking this is going to be a pain,
that this is ten minutes on the phone speaking to
(29:11):
a pleasant American. You keep your phone, you keep your number.
No more of this, no more calling customer service and getting.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
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Speaker 2 (29:43):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Remember you can email the show Jesse at.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Jesse Kellyshow dot com before I get to those emails,
and we'll talk about that. Look, there was a bunch
of fiery, cong rational testimony today and a lot of
which I enjoyed a great deal. We're going to get
to that. We'll touch on the Trump conversation with net
and Yaho. I guess it was as spicy as we
initially heard. We'll talk about that Supreme Court wins foreigners,
(30:14):
so many other things, but I have to I have
to tell you what happened to me today was freaking devastating.
So any man, especially when a man goes to a
new area, unfamiliar territory, a man needs to get the
lay of the land. Guys know that if you're going
(30:35):
now camping, all right, you don't just drop your stuff
in a spot. You drop your stuff in a spot
and you go sniffing around, don't you. Hey the creeks
down there, that's that. But then we're gonna get wood
from over here. You get the lay of the land.
If you're in a new town, you want to know, Hey,
what's the best gas station in town?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Hey? Where can I buy some blue jeans if I
need them? Where can? But you gotta get the lay
of the.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Land, figure out the lay of the land. Whenever you're
working in an unfamiliar building, there is a basic that
every guy with any sense knows and does. When you're
in a new office, a new building, visiting something else,
(31:23):
you have to track down the cleanest bathroom in the
building in case the worst happens, and you have to
go at work right. So this has always been a
priority of mine. You know my thoughts on public restrooms.
I find them to be unbelievably disgusting. People are foul beasts.
(31:46):
They don't wash their hands, they don't flush, It's just
gross beyond imagination. So I try to make sure I'm
staying at home for that kind of thing, if you will.
But you also know what has happened to us, A devastating,
devastating event, a studio flood. That's why I don't have
my soundboard. We are on foreign soil work at what Chris.
(32:10):
It is foreign soil to I know, we used to
come here. It's foreign to us now, okay, anyway, we
are on foreign soil. Now there's some fancy schmancy office
building and all these floors. Now, a long time ago
before Premiere Networks built me my own studio. Thank you, Premier.
(32:33):
I adore you for that. We had to work in
this big iHeart building. But I Heart didn't have every floor.
I think they had two or three something like that,
and there were twenty five stories or something in this building.
You had a key card that supposedly could only get
you to your floor. I'm not going to use the
(32:55):
same bathroom everyone at I Heart is using, so I
went on a hunt. I never told Jewish producer Chris.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
What I found, and he wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
But my key card got me access to a floor
I should not have been allowed on. No, it was
not six, Chris, and the floor was basically vacant. So
I had what amounted to be my own personal bathroom
whenever nature called in this building. Jewish producer Chris asked
(33:30):
and asked and asked, but I would not give out
that information. And maybe you're thinking that's mean. But now
it's fifty percent my bathroom. If I let Chris know
about it, I would rather it be one hundred percent.
I'm not concerned about his welfare at all. I'm only
worried about me. Now back to today, we're in this building.
(33:52):
Apparently we're going to be in this building until the
end of time.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's a long story. I don't want to get into it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I've had to bounce around the different floors of the
building looking for home base. I'm getting the lay of
the land, like men do. I have been unsuccessful so far,
not happy with anything I found. Until today, I thought
i'd found a gym.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I walk in.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
My nose tells me right away. Things are fairly clean
in here. Okay, we're good to go. I go analyze
the stall, the urinal situation. It doesn't look like people
are using this bathroom. No, Chris, I'm not going to
tell you which floor it is. I I have to
take care of some things. I get things taken care of.
(34:46):
I walk over to the sink. There's no soap in
any of the soap dispensers.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I know. I know.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Now, I'm not exactly sure where to go from here
because I'm so grossed out. I'm holding my hands out
in front of me as if I'm some kind of hostage.
I don't even know what to do. I don't even
want to grab door handle. But God was smiling on
me in that moment. I exited the bathroom after pouring
(35:15):
water on my hands, with no soap, and they had
a big old thing of hand sanitizer sitting out in front.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So at least I got that done. But I told you.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
This long, pointless story because I wanted to help you
with something. If you like me, go try to find
the lay of the land wherever you go. You need
to add a soap dispenser check to every bathroom. Now
it is a lesson I want you to learn from me.
(35:46):
I want you to learn from my mistakes. I want
you to learn the easy way, because I had to
learn the hard way. Find find the soap dispenser, and
test the soap dispenser before you take the plunge. There,
that's what happened. Now let's get back to politics. We'll
get on this Trump Net and Yahoo rant at some
(36:08):
point next hour.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I want to get to some of these. The testimony
today was great.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
We've had all these House hearings and Senate hearings and
Democrats are just such embarrassing clowns. And the Trump administration's
way more aggressive than past Republicans.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
It's just fantastic.
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what they do all day, every day. They scour the
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(36:45):
like every day there's a headline so and so company
got hacked and their data got hacked.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
But what are they looking for.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
They're looking for your name and your social Security number
and your address, and all that information is online. And
if they get it, they'll empty your bank account, they'll
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We'll be back.
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