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January 15, 2026 36 mins

ICE agent ambushed in Minneapolis and forced to fire his weapon. We have a violent terror group operating within our borders. The Communists are probing the lines. The reason you don't hear Democrats come out and say what their party is really doing and abandon the cult.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. Jesse Kelly Show. Let's
have some fun on a Thursday. We are all most there,
The weekend is almost here. One more day and we

(00:33):
are home free, and we have a huge show for
you tonight on the world famous, the award winning Jesse
Kelly Show. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, We're gonna win
awards at some point of some kind. If we have
to make up our own. We're gonna discuss the Insurrection Act,
what's happening in Minnesota, and more specifically, what's happening in

(00:55):
the United States of America, and why we are in
perilous time here. Katanji Brown Jackson on the Supreme Court.
People think she's something when she's actually something else. What
was DEI that will apply to her? Fraud? We're doing
great things to isolate China. Dome is buying a place
on the beach. All that, legal immigration continues to be

(01:20):
a huge problem. What is force projection? All that and
so much more coming up tonight on the world Famous
Jesse Kelly Show. Now, I want to begin with something
that you probably were not expecting, and I'm going to
go ahead and give the game away a little bit
and I'm going to tell you that this is all

(01:43):
going to come down to what is happening in the
United States of America. What is happening in Minnesota. What
is happening in Minneapolis with the ICE deportations, arrest and deportations,
the attempted murder multiple times of ICE officers, the anarchy
in the streets, the looting of federal vehicles. This is

(02:05):
all going to come back to that. But I got
this email, and I'm gonna pair it with some audio.
To just stay with me here. I'm going I'm going
somewhere with this. What if ICE agents, the email says,
agree to leave their lethal weapons at home, if they
will be protected by local and state police, they would

(02:26):
be able to say we want to safely remove dangerous criminals.
Says It's okay to use his name. He may take
what I'm about to say as insulting, which is not
how I mean it. So I'm not going to say
his name. But I got that email. Okay, all right, Hey,
why not just choose a burn a pistol. You don't
need lethal. We'll make an agreement with the cops in

(02:46):
the local government. Okay, all right, So I'm gonna play
you something. Chris and Corey had to do their little
nerd thing and enhance the audio a little bit because
what you're about to listen to allow me to set
the set stage for you. Here, there's a dude looks
to be a middle aged dude forties fifties who knows jeans,

(03:10):
button up shirt. He's in a white suv. Right he
gets out of the white suv, his car has been
surrounded by street animals. They're shouting at him. They believe
he is with Ice. I'm going to play it. I

(03:33):
want you to listen to it, and then we're about
to discuss it is. This is in Minnesota, of course,
listen to this.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Say I don't have to do this.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I'm happy to do this. When he says I don't
have to do this, you should know they've harassed him
to the point he's standing in the back of his
suv and he has opened up the back of the
suv to prove to them, I don't have guns, I
don't have ice gear. I have some camera equipment. He's

(04:02):
actually gotten out of his car and opened up the
doors to show them, trying to prove to them he's
not with Ice. And so when you hear him here
at the opening saying, I don't have to do this.
He's just trying to look I didn't even have to
do it. But here's what I am.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Like you said, I don't have to do this.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm happy to do this. Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
We've just got to stop this.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
He's got a lot of camera with it.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I think we can say this is it. That's one
of the communist street animals. She turns to her animal
friends and says, so, he's got a lot of camera equipment.
I don't think he's with ice.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I tried to tell that's all I can tell you
I already first, I don't tell you that. But I'm kind,
you know, I respected.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Here he is. I'm kind. I respect what you all
are doing. I didn't have to do that. Talking about
open it up. It's trying to reason with.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Them, I believe.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
I just don't try to stop.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, yes, he was here yesterday. Yes. By that I
didn't recognize.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
You know, I appreciate you. I'm not here to help
you that.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're in a vehicle like this and just get But
with all due respect everybody, I can't.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Help the way.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Hey, I'm just a guy. It even tries, he even
tries to placate them. I appreciate what you're doing. I'm
I'm a nice guy. And yet he's surrounded trying to
justify himself to street animals who thought he was with ice.

(05:44):
Now I know, because you're probably a bit on the
hardcore side, probably a bit on the anti communist side,
that maybe you're not filled with sympathy for that guy.
Maybe you're filled with disgust right now, What an idiot,
what a loser, what a weakling? Why would he even

(06:05):
try to appeal to these street animals. But you may
be surprised to find out that I do have some
sympathy for him. And here is why. One thing I've
found fascinating allow me to sidetrack for a moment. One
thing that I find so fascinating about history and specifically

(06:27):
wars and battles and things like that, is this part
of the human experience. Human beings who were living normal
lives and then almost overnight they are thrust into the
most horrible, crazy, world ending scenarios, and how they react

(06:53):
in those moments. You're a German citizen in nineteen thirty five, wife, kids,
you're not a Nazi whatever, You're trying to get by,
feed your family, and then one day you live in Dredsden,
fire bombs are dropping from the sky and you watch
your mom burn to death in the streets. What is

(07:15):
that like? Yesterday you were at school. Today mom's burning alive.
What's that like? I sympathize with that guy. And this
is going to come back to the Trump administration and
what's going on in Minnesota and everything else. I sympathize
with not just that guy. Maybe you, if you're going
through this. I sympathize in ways with the Trump administration.

(07:38):
I sympathize with so many people in our society who
just they just want to be left alone, and they
just want to live in the country we had yesterday,
the country we had not even ancient history, the country
we had nineteen ninety five. Can I just go back

(07:59):
to nineteen nine. Yes, there were arguments, and there were
Democrats and there were Republicans, and I understand there were
problems and stuff, like the world was perfect back then,
But I want to go back to nineteen ninety five
where I could drive a van through Minneapolis an suv
and I won't be surrounded by animals I just want

(08:20):
to be left alone. I'm just a dude.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Can I just go to work?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Can I rent an sub? Can I just live in
a normal life. I sympathize because you can't. You don't
want to live in this kind of world, in this
kind of country. You want to live in white picket fences,

(08:47):
in clean streets, and school in baseball and church on Sunday.
And you don't have to become some political activists. You
don't have to run for school board because your school
board's fine, and you don't you don't have to get involved.
You don't you just what?

Speaker 7 (09:04):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
You want to be your dad? Can't you just be
your dad? Can't you just be your mom? I just
want to make pies. I totally sympathize. I genuinely do.
Last night in Minneapolis, I know you've probably heard about it.
I know you've probably seen the footage. In case you haven't,

(09:28):
a couple things happened last night. You know how we
already had the attempted murder of an ice agent a
couple weeks ago, internal bleeding in his torso because a
street animal tried to run him over with her SUV. Well,
last night, while trying to apprehend an illegal. The suspect

(09:51):
began to resist. This is a This is a quote
from an article. This is from the Blaze quote. Seeing
the two men struggling on the ground, two individuals exited
a nearby apartment and allegedly began attacking the officer with
a shovel in a broom handle, enabling the illegal to
break free. The officer, being ambushed by three people, had

(10:15):
to pull out his weapon. Battered, He's battered, He's in
terrible shape today. Had to fire his gun. He hurt
the illegal shot him in the leg. That on top
of other things, things like a mob surrounding federal vehicles
pulling the weapons and computers and paperwork out of the

(10:38):
vehicles as the Feds flee because they're outnumbered. Let's talk
about where we are, not where you want to be
or where I want to be? Where we are next.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Jesse Kelly.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
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(11:22):
night in Minneapolis. Christy Nome breaks it down.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
No plans to pull out of Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
He or do you describe what you were seeing on
the ground there? Would you describe it as an insurrection?
And do you believe the President should invoke the Insurrection Act?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I describe it as a violent and a violation of
the law in many places. I discussed with the President
this morning several things that we are dealing with under
the Department in different operations. We did discuss the Insurrection Act.
He certainly has the constitutional authority to utilize that toy.

(11:54):
What happened we were doing targeted enforcement, going after individuals
that are breaking federal law. When this individual drove away,
crashed his car, tried to run into a home, and
as they were wrestling on the ground trying to detain
this individual, two other men came out of that building
and started attacking him with weapons and shovels and brooms,

(12:15):
and as it was three on one, the agent feared
for his life and defensively had to take action. But
this kind of violence is perpetuated by what we hear
the governor saying what we hear the mayor in Minneapolis saying,
and their irresponsibility is extremely reckless.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Okay, what are we hearing from Democrats today? As communist
street animals have now tried to murder an ICE agent
twice in the last two weeks. They have surrounded, looted,
and pillaged federal vehicles. They have declared open war on
ICE on federal officers, federal officers who are in Minnesota

(12:56):
trying to deport foreign rapists and murderers. How are Democrats responding?

Speaker 7 (13:01):
No, As a matter of fact, it's a I think
a dangerous and illegal escalation of the situation. You've got
people out there exercising their First Amendment rights in a
nonviolent way.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
As far as I can tell. Here's Rocanna.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Basically, ICE is acting as the private police for the president.
They're going and knocking on Americans doors. They're harassing people
in their cars. They have taken over an entire state.
Let's stand up for American freedom, for state's ability to
have federalism in this country.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Here's Governor Tim Wallas.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
Federal government is raining down upon our communities. Two to
three thousand armed agents of the federal government have been
deployed to Minnesota. Armed, masked, undertrained ICE agents are going
door to door ordering people to point out where their
neighbors of color live.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Here's Robin Wansley's City Council of Minneapolis.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
And Minneapolis is a testing ground in which he's trying
to normalize, legalize these very terroristic actions that's coming from
our own administration here in the US that we often
see happened abroad, actions that we wage against communities abroad.
He's doing that right here and his own homelands, his

(14:17):
own country that he took oath to serve and protect.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Here's Mayor Jacob Fred.

Speaker 9 (14:22):
Imagine if that city or that town was suddenly invaded
by thousands of federal agents that do not share the
values that.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
You hold, Dear. Here's more Jacob Frey.

Speaker 9 (14:36):
And we're in a position right now where we have
residents that are asking the very limited number of police
officers that we have to fight ICE agents on the street.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
What happened last night as a result of all this rhetoric.

Speaker 10 (14:52):
And the situation here just continues to intensify. The day
that started with a prayer vigil here honoring one week
since the death of Renee Good, ended with another shooting
involving a federal agent who dh just says was attacked
and ambushed, sparking yet another round of clashes. Overnight, another
shooting involving a federal officer, causing chaos in Minneapolis, protesters

(15:15):
gathering at the scene, setting off fireworks and throwing rocks
at police.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
So let's lay it out as clearly as we can
possibly lay it out. Some of this is stuff we've
rehashed or will be a rehash of things we've talked
about before, but let's lay it out clearly. We have
a communist revolution taking place inside the United States of America.
Their intention is to destroy everything you know and love.

(15:44):
The mass importation of foreigners is a central part of
that revolution. In fact, I would say it is the
central part of that revolution. Communists would happily give up abortion,
gay people, black people, feminists, any part the unions, any
part of their coalition, would be given up if they
had to choose between them and foreigners, because foreigners are cheaper, easier,

(16:09):
and they're just better to import in mass. They're more
reliable voters. The mass importation of foreigners is the central
part of the communist plan to burn down America. When
Joe Biden took over, he spent four years importing as
many as he possibly could, including using your money to
fly them here. The federal government actually created an app

(16:31):
so foreigners could schedule their invasion of the United States
of America. Now it's not just that communists wanted to
bring them here. Now Communists are desperate to keep as
many of them here as humanly possible because they know
many of these groups breed like rabbits, and because of

(16:52):
our insane laws in this country, every single child they
crap out on American soil will have the same rights
and citizenship you will have. They will be able to
cancel out your vote at the ballot box. Keeping the
foreigners they brought here here is everything. With it they

(17:13):
cannot lose. If we deport these people, they cannot win.
That is what is at stake here, and that is
exactly why you're seeing what you're seeing in Minnesota. That
is what is at stake. What is at stake is
nothing less than the entire United States of America. Where

(17:34):
are we going to go from here? That will be
determined by the President. We'll talk about that next. What
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(17:55):
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Now we just laid out what is happening, why it
is happening. Let's talk. Do you know what's actually happening?
From a thirty thousand foot view in Minneapolis? In Minnesota?
Right now, here's what's actually happening. They're probing the lines.

(18:22):
You know what probing the lines means? You can find
this in Well, it's all over the place in the
history of warfare, I guess I'll probably use Vietnam because
that's where terms like that really came. But we would
have these outposts. We would have a base of some kind,
large or small. We would have a base somewhere. And

(18:42):
the Vietcong were really really good at infiltrating bases. But
they didn't just mass up their troops and charge the
barbed wire. They learned very early on. Americans know how
to fortify a base. They know how to use sandbags,
barbed wire, fields of fire. Americans are very good at
that type of thing. So if you find a remote outpost, somewhere.

(19:06):
You don't mass up the troops and send them all
in on the first night. You know what you do.
You probe, You probe the lines. You attack this part
of the line one night, and then and then another
part of the line the next night, and and you
could fool yourself if you're inside of the base, you

(19:28):
get one of these attacks, and then and then you
push it back, and you fool yourself into thinking they
attacked us and we won. But they did not attack you.
They were probing the lines. They were figuring out and
figuring out what your response would be, how quickly you
will respond, how vicious your response. Are you ready for

(19:48):
an attack here? Are you more ready here than you
are ready there? They're probing the lines, gearing up to
do what they actually want to do, and that's attacked
the base, overrun the base, and slaughter everybody inside. What's
happening in Minneapolis right now is not about Minneapolis. It's

(20:08):
not about Minnesota. It is about the entire United States
of America. It's about you and where you live, and
me and where I live. What's happening right now is
Communists have spent a fortune to organize street animals in Minneapolis,
and they're finding out what can I get away with?

(20:33):
How far can I take this? Can I What will
they do if I drive my car at them? What
will they do? And you've seen all this video, this
is all happened in the past couple of weeks. What
will they do exactly? If let's say he's holding a

(20:56):
big pepper ball gun and I grab it. I grabbed it.
Can I grab it twice? I grabbed it twice, he
didn't do it. Can I go? Can I grab it
a third time?

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
On the fourth time? I got shot in the face? Okay, okay,
all right, right? What will they do if I grab
a snowshovel and a broom handle and I start trying
to beat one of them to death? Will they gun
me down, wound me, arrest me, let me go? What
will they do? What will they do if I gather

(21:32):
ten friends and their cars and I box them in
in the road, lock them down so they can't deport
rapists and murderers? What will they do? What they're doing
in Minneapolis right now, in Minnesota right now is probing
the lines. They're figuring out what we will do and

(21:53):
what we will not do. There's been all kinds of
talk from the Trump administration today and do not take this.
But that's not how I mean this as an insult
to them, because I'm looking at a headline right here,
US sees negative net migration for the first time in
fifty years. There are great things happening, great things happening.
But I hear Trump puts something out on social media today.

(22:17):
If you keep this up, Insurrection Act, keep it, if
you keep going, Insurrection Act. Christine no I played it earlier.
She talked to him about it today. Well, I talk
to him about the insurrectional.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Plans to pull out of Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
He or, do you describe what you were seeing on
the ground there? Would you describe it as an insurrection?

Speaker 5 (22:35):
And do you believe the president should invoke the Insurrection Act?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I describe it as a violent and a violation of
the law in many places. I discussed with the President
this morning several things that we are dealing with under
the Department in different operations. We did discuss the Insurrection Act.
He certainly has the constitutional authority to utilize that.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, what we allow in Minnesota right now, we'll be
repeated in California. It will be repeated in Chicago. It
will be repeated in Washington, It will be repeated in Massachusetts.
It will be repeated each in every place. ICE surges

(23:21):
into to grab illegals and deport them. And we haven't
even begun deporting the next tier of illegal, which must
be deported right now. They're focusing on the guys with
a rap sheet as long as a CBS receipt. That
is just step one. Remember, we have fifty million foreigners

(23:43):
to get out of the country, even if we call
it twenty we haven't even begun the appetizer phase yet.
And right now, if you're a communist, an elite communist,
or a street communist, are you afraid put yourself in
their shoes? Are you afraid to continue doing what you're doing.

(24:09):
We have heard things like Antifa, it's a domestic terrorist organization,
right We have heard warnings if you keep this up,
I'm gonna do the Insurrection Act. We have heard warning
after warning after warning, but these people don't seem to

(24:32):
be getting the message.

Speaker 8 (24:33):
Federal government is raining down upon our communities. Two to
three thousand armed agents of the federal government have been
deployed to Minnesota. Armed, masked, undertrained ICE agents are going
door to door ordering people to point out where their
neighbors of color live.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
You know why they're not getting the message. Wow, don't
take it from me, Take it from somebody who knows
Kamyne better than you, and I will ever know communism.
See Alexander Sultsanitsen found himself a resident of the Soviet Gulags.

(25:12):
He lived under every horror of communism you can possibly imagine.
Do you know what he had to say about it?
Quote During my time in the camps, I got to
know the enemies of the human race quite well. They
respect the big fist and nothing else. The harder you

(25:35):
slug them, the safer you will be. Just like that
normy at the beginning of the show who just wanted
to drive his suv and he didn't understand why he
couldn't just go to work And why do I have
communist street animals around? Donald Trump wants to run the
country right. He wants to do the right thing. He

(25:57):
does want to become and frankly, I think he already
is a great president. He wants your life to be better,
in my life to be better. He just wants to
operate in a normal world. He doesn't want to do
the Insurrection Act. He doesn't want to send United States
Marines marching through America's streets. He doesn't want things to
escalate in man alive. I so sympathize, I so get it.

(26:24):
Imagine achieving all he's achieved and finding out Now you
have to do things that are tough. But that's not
the world in which we live. We have to reside
in the world that's been given to us. The time
to send in the Marines is now, because the communists

(26:49):
in California are taking notes. The lines have been probed,
and right now the communists like what they see. It's
time to chalk ups. So we'll call it from now on,
we're gonna call it chalk it up now. I don't
mean throwing those little blocks behind your tires so your
truck doesn't roll down the street and smash into somebody's

(27:09):
Volkswagen Beegle Beetle. It's time to load up on male
vitality stacks and get your tea levels up twenty percent
in ninety days because the times that are coming are
going to be rocky times as we navigate the cultural revolution.
So I think maybe we should go to an anti
communist company like chalk and start getting our tea levels.

(27:32):
Jack through the roof. So we are energized, focused and
ready for what is to come. Go start your twenty
twenty six. Now you are sixty days, ninety days away
from feeling like a brand new person. Ah, but I'm old,
I'm supposed to be tired. Nope, just try it. I'm

(27:54):
asking you. If you don't feel better in ninety days,
cancel your decription. Please do. Chuck Chuck doesn't even It's
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(28:16):
code Jesse, We'll be back.

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(28:46):
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. In fact, let's clear
some room out of the old emails, shall we Jesse?
He says, Hey, Fredo and beandip guy. That hot bean
dip I'm telling you is legit. Chris, is it not?
See Chris knows Corey are the vibes? Okay? Sorry? Well,
on a previous show, you mentioned the possibility of communists

(29:08):
finally seeing the light and realizing that everything they've stood
for and believe it has been wrong and immoral. You
are completely right, as I have personally seen this in
my own family. Serious question. Why haven't we seen any
elected officials in politics reach that realization and come out
and just say, here is what is really going on

(29:30):
in the Democratic Party that you don't know? Thanks? Okay,
Why haven't we had a Democrat come out and say, hey,
I've been in a cult. Our people are in a cult.
They believe a a bunch of things that aren't real.
It's really bad, all right. So there's a couple different

(29:51):
aspects to this. First, we've talked many times before about
the system. Let's recap it in thirty seconds here. Once
every single significant institution in society is conquered by the
same sick religion, communism, then it becomes the blob or
the cathedral or the system, whatever word you want to

(30:12):
put on it. But all that stuff aside. We can
go into the backstory of that, but not right now,
all that stuff aside. What it means is this human beings,
all of them, me, the politicians we see on TV, everybody,
they all are aspirational in some way. Now we all

(30:33):
aspire to have something different. Maybe you want a bass
boat one day, a bigger kitchen, Maybe you want a
million dollars promotion at work, maybe you want ten kids,
you want to be an elder at church. I don't know,
but all human beings are aspirational. How it works in

(30:53):
our country now that communists have conquered all the major
institutions is in order to access so many of the
finer things in life, you have to become, if not
a complete ally to the system, you can't become an

(31:15):
enemy of the system. You see. Look, it's not even
that you can't be a Republican. But if you're a Republican,
you can't push too hard against these institutions, or the
result of that will be you, your family, You will

(31:38):
not be able to access the finer things in life.
For instance, who's a good Senator, Chris? Do we have
any there are a couple of good senators. Who are
the senators I like, there's like two of them. Now
there's like five of them. Ron Johnson. Actually, Ron Johnson's
a great example of this, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin. Ron
Johnson is all Ron Johnson wants what you want, Ron Johnson.

(32:05):
He will bring up things like big Pharma, the COVID vaccine.
Ron Johnson has raised serious concerns about the FBI about
the attempted assassination of Donald Trump about the twenty twenty election.
You know what the result of that is going to be,
Not that he cares. This is why I give him

(32:26):
credit for it. When Ron Johnson retires being a Senator,
there will not be a million dollar a year job
waiting for him with the lobbying firm in Washington, DC.
His daughter in law, his son, his second cousins, cousin's

(32:49):
uncle is not going to get that two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a year job with the defense contractor
or whatnot. Ron Johnson, because his stance is against the system,
is just going to have to retire to Wisconsin with
his family and he's not going to have access to

(33:11):
things that Lindsey Graham will have access to Lindsey Graham's
a Republican. Lindsey Graham fought very very hard to get
Brett Kavana on the Supreme Court. Every now and then
he's on our side, right, But Lindsey Graham can always

(33:32):
be relied upon to ensure the swamp stays as swampy
as possible. What does that mean Lindsey Graham's cousin doesn't
ever have to be out of work. Lindsey Graham's children,
I guess. I guess a wife probably isn't in the cards.

(33:55):
But Lindsey Graham, and I'm sure he doesn't have children.
I'm not sure how he would have made that happen,
but you understand what I mean, Lindsey Grahm. If Lindsay
Graham retired tomorrow, Lindsey Graham would go have a six
figure job at Raytheon like that, because Lindsey Graham has
proven to be an ally of the system. If you're

(34:17):
a Democrat politician, this guy asked, Hey, why don't they
come out and say you're in a call to you
gotta stand against it, you gotta walk away. Look, if
you're a Democrat, you can walk away. You can retire.
You could even do the John Fetterman route. I'm not
one of the bad ones. Every now and then you'll
say something people on the right like you can get
away with that. But what you cannot do is become

(34:42):
a mortal enemy of the system, or there will be
roadblocks up in front of you you cannot get around
for the rest of your life. If I told you
right now, and I know you would want to do
the right thing, and I would want to do the
right thing. If I told you right now, hey, I

(35:06):
need you to make some sacrifices, some moral sacrifices. Vote
for a couple of things you don't want to vote for,
say a couple of things you don't want to say already.
I know what you're saying, Jesse. I would never But
if you do, none of your family members will ever

(35:27):
be out of work again. And when you retire, you'll
make five hundred thousand dollars a year doing basically nothing.
And all I need from you is little vote here,
little vote there. All I need from you is just
don't make yourself my enemy. Do you really think you

(35:48):
could resist that? I hope you could. I hope I could.
But that's what we're up against. All right, let's talk
about THEI. It's actually right along these lines. What was
it really about next,
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