June 4, 2026 • 37 mins
Why are they always talking about taking it to the streets. There's a chance you’ve never seen a real grass roots democrat protest. The Democrat party is a 20% party. The triumphant return of a Jesse Kelly Show family member.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a huge Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Was so much happening and so much to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're gonna have a blast tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kellys Show. A story out about the KKK that
is well, it'll be revealing. We'll get to that here
in just a couple of minutes. I'm going to open
with that. A new poll showing the Demo Democrats really
kind of hate the country. We'll talk about it. Anti
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ice protesters, let off the hook, some bad signs out
of DHS when it comes to Visa's, some great sign
when it comes to the old LGBTQ demon mob, all that,
why are identical twins always so creepy emails? And so
much more coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse
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Kelly's Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Before we get into.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Any of that, I need to remind you that tomorrow,
Tomorrow is Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and I will be
sitting here answering anything you email in there already pouring
in Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ask me anything.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's gonna be a fantastic Friday and a brief programming
note because I got this email. Dear certified Ninja Champion,
I like that one. The loss of your soundboard has
made me dejected. That means sad or low in spirits.
If Jewish producer Chris could gain access to your soundboard
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legally or otherwise, he could put it online, then we
could all use it and claim it as our own.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Says.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
His name is Craig. Well, Craig, I have good news
and I have bad news. You all know by this
point in time that Jewish producer Chris has a a
rough relationship with the law. When I say rough relationship,
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I mean he's willing to follow rules up to a
certain point, and then he violates those rules. You are
aware that our studio is flooded out and condemned and
we're not allowed. Nobody's even the managements, nobody's allowed inside
the building, and you're aware that Chris has already previously
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made entry into the building to grab various NERD producer things.
I don't know what all it was. Well, he decides
he's going to go back and do it again. Someone
even tried to flag him down and stop him from
doing it again. He did that it's just the best
thing to do. When these things happened. The guy's like, hey,
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can't go up there, and he just pretended to be deaf.
My dad did it. My whole life was brilliant. But
that's anyway. I'll be right back. Jewish producer Chris went up,
did a little breaking and entering, even though it was
our own office, and he acquired the soundboard. I am
sitting one inch away from the soundboard with all the
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stuff you know and love. Everything from freedom is not
free in the name of a just merciful God.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The bar, the.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Fart sound, the headlines, I didn't get to. Everything is
right here, but it doesn't work. I don't know what
to tell you. They have all kinds of wires and things.
I've been pressing buttons every time Chris turns around trying
to help. Nothing is working on it. So the soundboard
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is here, It's just not quite back yet. Isn't that
the lamest reveal in the history of mankind?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Let's move on past that. Enough about me, let's talk
about the country Communism.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Communists thrive on lies, as you know, they lie about
everything all the time, and the idea is to trap
as many people as humanly possible in a world of
make believe, in a world where they are.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Able to create truths out of.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Thin air, truths that aren't true. I know that's kind
of anximoron, you get what I'm saying. But they want
to be able to grab you and your friends and
your family, and they want to be able to pull
you into a room and then control everything you can see,
you can gear.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's why they love censorship so much.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
This is how they are Remember back in COVID where
anyone who mentioned the word Ivermectin got their channel deleted
from YouTube. That's how communists operate at all times. Tight censorship,
tight control. This is what you're allowed to see, this
is what you're allowed to say, this is what you're
allowed to hear. They've always been this way, they always
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will be this way, right, and they.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Will go to extraordinary, extraordinary lengths to make you believe
something that's not true because you believing in it is
important for.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The communist revolution. They understand they're not going to get
one hundred percent of Americans when it comes to these things.
They get that they just need a high enough percentage
that they can take power and then loot and destroy
the country. Just get enough of the people in that
world of make believe trapped in there, then they can
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do whatever they want. The liberal aunt Peggy in your life,
the Democrat in your life who believes Trump colluded with
Russia and told people that Nazis were very fine people,
that democrat in your life. Ideally for America's communists, for
America's democrats, everybody would be as deluded as that human being.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
All Right, you got all that now.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Unrest, people are unhappy, protests, riots, that's probably I would
venture to guess that's probably not something you have ever
participated in. Have you ever participated in a riot? I
would venture to guess that as far as public politics goes,
maybe you you've been to a Trump rally. Maybe you
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went down to a big Fourth of July Republican celebration
in your hometown, let's go. Maybe you showed up at
a tea party back in the day stop spending. But
you've never thrown a brick at somebody's face, have you.
You've never vandalized a foot locker that's something on fire.
You've never done any of those things. So why do
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democrats do it all the time? Why is it. There
just seems to be a never ending spree of new
riots and new protests, new riots, new protests, new riots,
new protests. Well, there are two different motivations behind the
American Democrats' love of rioting, two different motivations. The first
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one of those motivations is this, they want to create
an illusion that people are angry about something. Set that
motivation aside for just a moment. The second motivation behind
it is basically terrorism.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
For lack of a better way to put it, they've.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Come out, honest Democrats have come out and said things
along these lines many times. I'm not gonna bother playing
one for you, but you know they've said it many times. Well, look,
there's gonna be riots if we lose.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You know, if.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Donald Trump wins, there'll be lots of riots.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'd hate for there to be riots out there.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's a way they can hold unrest, hold that society
stuff that drives you crazy. It's a way they can
hold that over your head. Hey, do what I want,
don't make me shoot the hostage. You're gonna vote Democrat.
I'd hate for there to be a riot in your hometown.
Now let's go back there. Let's set that one aside
and focus on the first one. It's about manipulating public opinion.
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It's about making people think there are large quantities of
people who believe what the communists believe and want what
the communists want. They want people in the streets, they
want how many modern democrats have you heard something say
something along the lines of take it to the streets.
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We're gonna take it to the streets. We're gonna be
street ready. Oh, I can't play it, Chris, the Jayapal thing.
I even pressed the button to see if it worked.
I was testing, Chris. It didn't work. But you remember, honestly,
that Jaya power clip we've played one hundred times before.
We need to be street ready, Hakeem Jeffries every other day.
We got to take it to the streets. AOC.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
We're gonna be in the streets. We'll fight in them streets.
Why are you mount in the streets. Why are you
causing ruckus? Why are you pitching a fit all the time?
What is it about that when people, normies even sit.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
At home and watch that stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Human nature to think, even if you don't agree with
these people, it's human nature to look at the large
volume of people in the streets and say to yourself, Wow,
a lot of a lot of people were angry right now. Wow,
A lot a lot of people feel this way. I mean,
I personally don't, but a lot of people do. But
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it's all an illusion. It's always an illusion designed to
deceive you. And I have an amazing example of this
in just a moment. Before I talk about that, let
me talk to you about all the animals in the streets,
foreign animals, domestic animals. You know the headlines you read
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them every day about some new monster, stabbing, shooting, raping, robbing, murdering.
It's just the worst thing in the world. We have
them all over our society. And we have loved ones.
Don't you have loved ones? Loved ones we can't watch
at all times. What does your daughter carrie on her
What is your dad? Your mom, your wife, your kids?
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Why don't you get them a burn a launcher so
you can have some peace of mind, peace of mind
that if your baby girl runs into an animal on
her way out to her card tonight, she can shoot
him in the chest with the burn A launcher. The
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on the ground crying. She will drive away unmolested. In you,
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Speaker 1 (11:50):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
as we near the end of the week, and I
have some really good news for you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
But it's gonna have to wake because I want to
finish up my thought. Then we'll get to the good news.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I basically want to hold it over your head like
it's like it's almost Christmas morning, but mom and Dad
are making coffee first, and you're staring at those presents,
and so that's what I'm doing. Hang on, I'll get
to the good news. Back to what we were talking about.
Communists have always loved protests in riots for a variety
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of reasons, but the main one I want to talk
about tonight is it creates the illusion that there is
a huge public movement against whatever regime it is they're
trying to burn down This is not uniquely American. The
Soviets did it all the time. They were of course,
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of course they were the ones who originally wrote the
script on all this stuff. They did it in East Germany.
They did it that. It is what communists do. The
way of thinking is our power is in legions of people,
and our power is in public opinion. And if we
don't have public opinion or legions of people, we have
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to act like we do.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Communists lie about everything all the time. Now, let me
tell you something. You can choose to believe me or not.
But as more and more documentation in this country is revealed,
as more of our legitimate investigative journalists do their work,
we're finding out that what I'm about to tell.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You is true.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
There is a really good chance that you have never
one time in your life seen a legitimate organic Democrat protest.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And maybe look, maybe you're sitting there listening to me,
and you're eighty years old, and you're saying, Jesse, you're
out of your mind. I remember the Vietnams. I remember that.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand. There's
a chance, a very good chance You've never seen an
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actual ground swell of people who were legitimately angry about whatever.
Pick your topic, get out there, put on their birkenstocks,
and head out into the streets. It's always paid for
and organized, paid for and organized. What, George Floyd, do
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you think it's an accident that palettes of bricks magically
showed up in multiple cities across America in a twenty
four to forty eight hour span. Let me ask you something.
If you if you wanted to put a palette of
bricks out in front of my studio right now, right now,
I want you to start right now. How long does
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it take you to make that happen? Do you even
know where to go for a pallet of bricks? Well, okay,
maybe I'll go down to the home depot. Where are
you putting the pallett of bricks? You're gonna fit a
whole pallet of bricks and you pick up. You get
multiple across the United States of America because it was
all paid for and organized. Remember when I started deporting
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people while of LA and the animals started taking it
to the streets. We had a dude, an iconic Internet
photo of some dude shirtless dude standing on top of
a burned out car waving a gigantic Mexican flag. You
remember all that, right, Trump administration comes out and says, hey,
we're gonna look into who's funding all this, and just
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like that, gone, the protests gone. And they don't only
fund organize all these riots in protests, they fund, they promote,
they create the opposition they want you to believe is real.
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We have new documentation courtesy of the DOJ. See, the
Department of Justice has been going after something known as
the Southern Poverty Law Center the SPLC. I'm sure you've
probably heard of them. They were originally sold as you know, hey,
let's stop hate groups and things like that. Then, of course, surprise, surprise,
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they started putting every conservative organization on the hate group map.
And then we got a little behind the scenes video
courtesy of the SPLC where they are documenting the reduction
of the white population in America as clearly one of
their stated goals, and everyone started to wake up to
the fact that wait a minute, we have a professional
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communist organization here. So you do remember you remember maybe
a little bit about the the Rgivirginia riot, the Virginia protest.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
All those guys were tiki torches, you know, that's one.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And then there were counter comedy protests, and then there
was some dust up one day and somebody got killed
and they pretended like some Nazi murderer or something like that,
when what I understand he was trying to drive away.
I'm not defending it, but it wasn't some kind of
cool blood and murder whateverver. And then Trump gets up
there and says, oh, there were bad people on both sides, right,
and good people on both sides. And then then from there,
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your liberal Peggy believes he called Nazis very fine people.
You understand all that. But that's back to Charlottesville, Virginia.
And maybe you remember there was a story that the
SPLC they possibly paid for some of those protesters, paid
some of the what SPLC acting like they're out there
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opposing the KKK, We oppose Nazism, no white supremacy here
in America, But then SPLC money is allegedly going to
some of these people. How does that make sense? Oh,
it's actually darker and deeper than that. Let me again
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say before we go over it, you've never seen an
organic Democrat protest in your whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They're all paid for and organized.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
On a wonderful Thursday.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Don't forget Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday and you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
the SPLC, you see, we have a new superseding indictment out.
Do you want to hear how deep the rabbit hole
goes on? All these Democrat protests being funded and organized.
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You know, the KKK right. I'm not going to insult
your intelligence. You know what it is. The SPLC stands
against the KKK right.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Did you know the SPLC was, according to the indictment,
purchasing cross burning material for them, not even making that up?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Did you know?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
There was some and I can't get the details on it,
Nazi KKK, white nationalists. I don't know what. I don't
know what it is some group. The SPLC had an
employee who began a relationship with one of the leaders
in the group.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's going deep undercover, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The SPLC began paying monthly salaries to KKK members. Members
of these organizations approached the SPLC and expressed that they
wanted to get out. Hey, I've decided these white hoods.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Aren't for me. It's hot in the South.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The SPLC paid them to stay. According to this indictment,
nothing you have seen is real. Everything is a world
of make believe. The communist creates on purpose. It's all
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created with the intention to deceive you. That's a fact
headline to no one's surprised. This is from red state Newark.
Anti ice rioters coordinate over over signal chats are funded by.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Big money.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Together, these organizations report collective annual revenues of about eight
hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Million dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So the next time you see a group of animals
out there in the.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Streets, we're mad about Joey'd floid.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Whatever they're screaming about. As authentic as it looks, as
angry as they genuinely seem, none of it's real. Communism
is not popular. It's not popular now, It's never been popular.
It's never really been popular anywhere in the world. It's
a disgusting, demonic religion of destruction. The Democrat Party is
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a twenty percent party in this country. Through a variety
of tricks and other things, they've managed to convince half
the country that they are half the country. But it's
simply not true that people don't have any time for
this at all. It's all paid for, it's all organized,
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it's all professional, which brings me to the great news.
Remember how I said, we have physical possession of the soundboard,
and then I said, but it doesn't work. There's wires
and buttons and things like that on it, but it
doesn't work. The resident nerds, Chris and Corey here in
the studio figured it out.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
We might call this getting strike ready. I think of
it as getting us strike ready or street ready. And
part of that is understanding our own strength, and as
we develop that strength, being able to assess our risk tolerance,
because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity
of the situation increases and as our own understanding of
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what's happening increases. So overall, the more we understand what's effective,
what the risks are, and who's ready to participate, the
more impact we can have.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
None of it's real. They all do it, and it's
all just about power. Speaking of power, Nancy Pelosi, I
have never, and I very likely will never have as
much power here on this planet as Nancy Pelosi has
had in her time. I have to respect Grandma Vodka
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and the fact that that woman, she carried a big
stick in Washington, d C. For a long time. She
made Republican lives miserable, your life, my life miserable for
a long time. She really really moved the communist revolution
forward for a very long time. But Father Time is cruel,
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isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Did you know that? Now?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
If I sit on a plane for too long. Now,
when I get up, my calves are sore, some kind
of weird blood flow thing that apparently happens to you.
I guess as you get older. Don't worry. I found
a really cool solution for it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But yeah, that's life Now.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now I have to figure out I have to wear
things to avoid my calves hurting after a flight.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
At forty four, Father.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Time's undefeated, isn't it, Grandma Vodka, She's just not that
old lion anymore?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Do you ever watch any nature shows? I love him.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I grew up watching him with my dad, Marty Stalfer
and all that. You love the lions when they're fighting
and leading the pride and killing hyenas.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, I got them.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Isn't it always a little sad when that old lion
who's been running things for a long time. Body starts
to break down. Younger, bigger, stronger lion comes along and
the old lion just can't do what he used to do.
I feel like every time I see Grandma vodka, now
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I feel like that's how she feels. I feel like
she thinks, man, I had it all and now I'm
that old, drunken lion that nobody cares about. When I
say that, because she had a little clash with a
reporter today Allison Steinberg I believe her name is, And
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here's how it went.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up and that I was repeating Republican talks.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Shut up again because you are speaking lies.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Did you hear how close she was to drop in
the F bomb? Chris?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I bet this has happened to you before. It's happened
to everybody before. If you get too mad, you drop
a hammer on your toe, but the kids are there,
then then this comes out.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up, and that I was repeating Republican talks.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Shut up again, because you are speaking.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Lives, because you're a well.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
A fairly obnoxious person, and that led me to have
this train of thoughts.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sorry, my mind works differently.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We'll get back to politics here in just a moment,
and some ugly stuff. But who do you think cusses
the most in Congress? That includes Trump? Who do you
think it is? You know Trump's up there, and that
we have that, we know that Trump, by now in
his second term, stops censoring himself. Now he just drops
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F bombs on camera, He'll drop the S word. Trump
is famously vulgar. That's no surprise to anybody. So Trump's
probably up there, But I don't know, being a businessman
as he is, I can see him censoring that enough
that he probably isn't in the top five. Probably not
in the top five. I bet nan Oh, I'd say
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top ten, Chris, I bet you Trump. I bet you
Trump's top ten. I bet Nancy Pelosi has got to
be close to number one, right, She's famous, she's famously
nasty and mean. Pelosi's gotta be close to number one.
I bet Jasmine Crockett Jazz. He's still there. Remember we
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have lost her yet. Look hey, remember this people. I
bet you she has a filthy mouth, absolutely filthy. Chris, Chris,
you know what, I want you to sit and think
about what you did.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm going to play this and while this plays, I
want you to sit and think about what you've done.
A yay yai yai.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I am the Fritto Bundido.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I like Rito storn chips. I love them.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I do.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I want Britto scornchips. I'll get them from you. I
yi yai yi oh, I am the Fritto Bundito. Give
me Britos cornchipsin. I'll be your friend, the Fritto Bundito.
You must not up munch, munch, munch a bunch of Pritos.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I hope you thought about it, Chris, I hope you
dwelled on it. On who you are as person. Now,
speaking of potty mouse, Scott Pissent, Treasury Secretary, is famously
vulgar too. And there's something about all these billionaire guys.
I guess they just toss these words out. Scott Pissent
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has to be the sassiest black guy, and the black
guy gay guy in the United States of America. Remember,
there are reports out that he has challenged multiple people
in Trump's cabinet to a fight, a physical fight.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Not making that up.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
He admitted himself that he told Bill Poulti he was
gonna kick his beep right. Scott Persent, Scott Pssent dropped
the subtle bomb on a member of Congress today and man, it.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Was a doozy.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Before we get to that, though, let's take care of
what it was in orphans. Let's make sure that people,
especially in this year of our two hundred and fiftieth birthday,
Let's make sure that the people who have sacrificed something
significant for this country, make sure that we're trying to
take care of them. You know, that gold Star family,
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they deserve to be taken care of, that fallen first
responder family. They deserve to be cared for by the
country they sacrificed for. When you give up Dad for
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Speaker 1 (29:45):
We'll be back.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
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Speaker 1 (30:05):
All right, So.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Scott was said, there's something about being a Democrat that
I almost in a way, I admire it. I cringe,
but I admire it. And here's what it is. It's
the lack of shame. See ob thinks that I lack shame.
She says that whatever gene people get that makes them
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feel shame that I don't have it. And that's why
I do a lot of rude things. And I don't
consider the things to be rude. But I look at
Democrats and I'm Marvel. And the reason I'm Marvel is this.
They will do not just the lying and evil crap.
They will do and say the dumbest things.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We've ever heard. They'll do it loudly, and then they
just march on like nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's just what they do. And I understand why they're
able to get away with it because Democrat voters themselves
are stupid. But listening to these people is amazing. And
I bring this up because Scott Pissent, Treasury Secretary, whether
you love him or hate him, is clearly a highly
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highly intelligent individual billionaire. All that I think he's worth
more than Trump is. He's one of these guys. And
every time Democrats have attempted to verbally tangle with Scott Persent,
he ends up making them look stupid. He shows up prepared,
he's very sharp, he's quick on his feet, and he
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makes them look dumb and corrupt. And yet they still
keep trying, They still keep going at him, and at.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
This point you have to be aware that he's gonna
get you back.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Right. Here was Scott Beissent, Judy Chu is a representative
another one of these dirty commies.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Here's how this exchange went.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
A congressman who was the president during World War One?
Can you know who?
Speaker 9 (32:20):
You think? To answer my question?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
No, I'm asking who was the president during World War One?
Speaker 9 (32:26):
I don't know, but clearly you are not in question
War one. Well, let me tell you, I'm clearly getting
the idea that you do not.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Want to answer.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Why do you agree with President Trump that you do
not care about American's financial situation?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Everybody knows that Woodrow Wilson was the president during World
War One, and that's one of those basic pieces of
knowledge that everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Hey, who is the president for nine?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
World War two?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Everybody knows. It's FDR.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Everyone knows, but not elected Democrats. And if you're a
little bit disheartened that we have members like that in Congress,
let me dishearten you even further. She is a representative.
She is a member of the House of Representatives. The
House of Representatives was created by our founders to be
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a representation of the peoples from various areas in the country.
Specific areas inside of states would be designed as congressional districts.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
In the people in that congressional district, they would go to.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
The pools and choose for themselves somebody who accurately represents
them and their values in Congress.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I live in Texas. If you go to rural, blood
red Texas.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I promise you the representative going to Washington, DC shoots guns,
has probably ridden a horse and eats barbecue because he
represents rural Texans. You can love or hate this fact.
I mean I think we all hate it. Judy Chu
accurately represents the morons in her district.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
A congressman who was the president during World War One?
Can you know who?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Think?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
To answer my question? No, I'm asking who is the
president during World War One?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I don't know, but clearly you are not in question
War one.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I'm clearly getting the idea that you do not want
to have you agree with President Trump, that you do
not care about America.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That accurately represents her district. A bunch of morons, probably
America haters. We're going to get to this new poll
about the percentage of Democrats that hate America, and somehow
that number keeps dropping. But a bunch of morons, people
who hate the country, hated enough, they never bothered to
look into it.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
And when they go to the poles, they're not trying to.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Vote for somebody capable who loves the country, will improve
the country. God only knows what weird motivations drive them
to the poles. Probably her district, I would guess, is
full of foreigners who don't give a crap about the countries.
Certainly don't give a crap about the history. They're just
here to loot the place. But either way, Judy Chu
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accurately accurately represents her district, and this is true of
really every member of Congress. You love to hate and
I love to hate. Ihan Omar accurately represents her district.
Aoc accurately represents the morons in the Bronx. Nancy Pelosi
accurately represents the degenerates in San Francisco. These people are
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accurate representations of the district. The problem is the people.
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Speaker 8 (36:56):
Do you want to sound like this congressman who was
the president during World War One?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Mhm?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Can you know who?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
You think?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
To answer my question?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
No, I'm asking who's the present during World War One?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
I don't know, but clearly you are.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Chuck dot com slash Jesse. All right, die well, we'll
dwell on the America hatred.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's it's bad, but we'll get by somehow. Someway next
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a huge Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Was so much happening and so much to talk about.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We're gonna have a blast tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kellys Show. A story out about the KKK that
is well, it'll be revealing. We'll get to that here
in just a couple of minutes. I'm going to open
with that. A new poll showing the Demo Democrats really
kind of hate the country. We'll talk about it. Anti
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ice protesters, let off the hook, some bad signs out
of DHS when it comes to Visa's, some great sign
when it comes to the old LGBTQ demon mob, all that,
why are identical twins always so creepy emails? And so
much more coming up tonight on the world Famous Jesse
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Kelly's Show.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Before we get into.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Any of that, I need to remind you that tomorrow,
Tomorrow is Ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and I will be
sitting here answering anything you email in there already pouring
in Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Ask me anything.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's gonna be a fantastic Friday and a brief programming
note because I got this email. Dear certified Ninja Champion,
I like that one. The loss of your soundboard has
made me dejected. That means sad or low in spirits.
If Jewish producer Chris could gain access to your soundboard
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legally or otherwise, he could put it online, then we
could all use it and claim it as our own.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Says.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
His name is Craig. Well, Craig, I have good news
and I have bad news. You all know by this
point in time that Jewish producer Chris has a a
rough relationship with the law. When I say rough relationship,
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I mean he's willing to follow rules up to a
certain point, and then he violates those rules. You are
aware that our studio is flooded out and condemned and
we're not allowed. Nobody's even the managements, nobody's allowed inside
the building, and you're aware that Chris has already previously
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made entry into the building to grab various NERD producer things.
I don't know what all it was. Well, he decides
he's going to go back and do it again. Someone
even tried to flag him down and stop him from
doing it again. He did that it's just the best
thing to do. When these things happened. The guy's like, hey,
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can't go up there, and he just pretended to be deaf.
My dad did it. My whole life was brilliant. But
that's anyway. I'll be right back. Jewish producer Chris went up,
did a little breaking and entering, even though it was
our own office, and he acquired the soundboard. I am
sitting one inch away from the soundboard with all the
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stuff you know and love. Everything from freedom is not
free in the name of a just merciful God.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
The bar, the.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Fart sound, the headlines, I didn't get to. Everything is
right here, but it doesn't work. I don't know what
to tell you. They have all kinds of wires and things.
I've been pressing buttons every time Chris turns around trying
to help. Nothing is working on it. So the soundboard
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is here, It's just not quite back yet. Isn't that
the lamest reveal in the history of mankind?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Let's move on past that. Enough about me, let's talk
about the country Communism.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Communists thrive on lies, as you know, they lie about
everything all the time, and the idea is to trap
as many people as humanly possible in a world of
make believe, in a world where they are.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Able to create truths out of.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Thin air, truths that aren't true. I know that's kind
of anximoron, you get what I'm saying. But they want
to be able to grab you and your friends and
your family, and they want to be able to pull
you into a room and then control everything you can see,
you can gear.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's why they love censorship so much.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
This is how they are Remember back in COVID where
anyone who mentioned the word Ivermectin got their channel deleted
from YouTube. That's how communists operate at all times. Tight censorship,
tight control. This is what you're allowed to see, this
is what you're allowed to say, this is what you're
allowed to hear. They've always been this way, they always
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will be this way, right, and they.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Will go to extraordinary, extraordinary lengths to make you believe
something that's not true because you believing in it is
important for.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The communist revolution. They understand they're not going to get
one hundred percent of Americans when it comes to these things.
They get that they just need a high enough percentage
that they can take power and then loot and destroy
the country. Just get enough of the people in that
world of make believe trapped in there, then they can
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do whatever they want. The liberal aunt Peggy in your life,
the Democrat in your life who believes Trump colluded with
Russia and told people that Nazis were very fine people,
that democrat in your life. Ideally for America's communists, for
America's democrats, everybody would be as deluded as that human being.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
All Right, you got all that now.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Unrest, people are unhappy, protests, riots, that's probably I would
venture to guess that's probably not something you have ever
participated in. Have you ever participated in a riot? I
would venture to guess that as far as public politics goes,
maybe you you've been to a Trump rally. Maybe you
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went down to a big Fourth of July Republican celebration
in your hometown, let's go. Maybe you showed up at
a tea party back in the day stop spending. But
you've never thrown a brick at somebody's face, have you.
You've never vandalized a foot locker that's something on fire.
You've never done any of those things. So why do
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democrats do it all the time? Why is it. There
just seems to be a never ending spree of new
riots and new protests, new riots, new protests, new riots,
new protests. Well, there are two different motivations behind the
American Democrats' love of rioting, two different motivations. The first
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one of those motivations is this, they want to create
an illusion that people are angry about something. Set that
motivation aside for just a moment. The second motivation behind
it is basically terrorism.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
For lack of a better way to put it, they've.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Come out, honest Democrats have come out and said things
along these lines many times. I'm not gonna bother playing
one for you, but you know they've said it many times. Well, look,
there's gonna be riots if we lose.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
You know, if.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Donald Trump wins, there'll be lots of riots.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I'd hate for there to be riots out there.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's a way they can hold unrest, hold that society
stuff that drives you crazy. It's a way they can
hold that over your head. Hey, do what I want,
don't make me shoot the hostage. You're gonna vote Democrat.
I'd hate for there to be a riot in your hometown.
Now let's go back there. Let's set that one aside
and focus on the first one. It's about manipulating public opinion.
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It's about making people think there are large quantities of
people who believe what the communists believe and want what
the communists want. They want people in the streets, they
want how many modern democrats have you heard something say
something along the lines of take it to the streets.
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We're gonna take it to the streets. We're gonna be
street ready. Oh, I can't play it, Chris, the Jayapal thing.
I even pressed the button to see if it worked.
I was testing, Chris. It didn't work. But you remember, honestly,
that Jaya power clip we've played one hundred times before.
We need to be street ready, Hakeem Jeffries every other day.
We got to take it to the streets. AOC.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
We're gonna be in the streets. We'll fight in them streets.
Why are you mount in the streets. Why are you
causing ruckus? Why are you pitching a fit all the time?
What is it about that when people, normies even sit.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
At home and watch that stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Human nature to think, even if you don't agree with
these people, it's human nature to look at the large
volume of people in the streets and say to yourself, Wow,
a lot of a lot of people were angry right now. Wow,
A lot a lot of people feel this way. I mean,
I personally don't, but a lot of people do. But
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it's all an illusion. It's always an illusion designed to
deceive you. And I have an amazing example of this
in just a moment. Before I talk about that, let
me talk to you about all the animals in the streets,
foreign animals, domestic animals. You know the headlines you read
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them every day about some new monster, stabbing, shooting, raping, robbing, murdering.
It's just the worst thing in the world. We have
them all over our society. And we have loved ones.
Don't you have loved ones? Loved ones we can't watch
at all times. What does your daughter carrie on her
What is your dad? Your mom, your wife, your kids?
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Why don't you get them a burn a launcher so
you can have some peace of mind, peace of mind
that if your baby girl runs into an animal on
her way out to her card tonight, she can shoot
him in the chest with the burn A launcher. The
pepper ball will fill up his eyes. He'll be laying
on the ground crying. She will drive away unmolested. In you,
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you get the peace of mind of knowing your daughter
can stop a very bad man from hurting her. Right now,
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Speaker 1 (11:50):
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
as we near the end of the week, and I
have some really good news for you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
But it's gonna have to wake because I want to
finish up my thought. Then we'll get to the good news.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I basically want to hold it over your head like
it's like it's almost Christmas morning, but mom and Dad
are making coffee first, and you're staring at those presents,
and so that's what I'm doing. Hang on, I'll get
to the good news. Back to what we were talking about.
Communists have always loved protests in riots for a variety
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of reasons, but the main one I want to talk
about tonight is it creates the illusion that there is
a huge public movement against whatever regime it is they're
trying to burn down This is not uniquely American. The
Soviets did it all the time. They were of course,
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of course they were the ones who originally wrote the
script on all this stuff. They did it in East Germany.
They did it that. It is what communists do. The
way of thinking is our power is in legions of people,
and our power is in public opinion. And if we
don't have public opinion or legions of people, we have
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to act like we do.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Right.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Communists lie about everything all the time. Now, let me
tell you something. You can choose to believe me or not.
But as more and more documentation in this country is revealed,
as more of our legitimate investigative journalists do their work,
we're finding out that what I'm about to tell.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
You is true.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
There is a really good chance that you have never
one time in your life seen a legitimate organic Democrat protest.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
And maybe look, maybe you're sitting there listening to me,
and you're eighty years old, and you're saying, Jesse, you're
out of your mind. I remember the Vietnams. I remember that.
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't understand. There's
a chance, a very good chance You've never seen an
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actual ground swell of people who were legitimately angry about whatever.
Pick your topic, get out there, put on their birkenstocks,
and head out into the streets. It's always paid for
and organized, paid for and organized. What, George Floyd, do
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you think it's an accident that palettes of bricks magically
showed up in multiple cities across America in a twenty
four to forty eight hour span. Let me ask you something.
If you if you wanted to put a palette of
bricks out in front of my studio right now, right now,
I want you to start right now. How long does
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it take you to make that happen? Do you even
know where to go for a pallet of bricks? Well, okay,
maybe I'll go down to the home depot. Where are
you putting the pallett of bricks? You're gonna fit a
whole pallet of bricks and you pick up. You get
multiple across the United States of America because it was
all paid for and organized. Remember when I started deporting
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people while of LA and the animals started taking it
to the streets. We had a dude, an iconic Internet
photo of some dude shirtless dude standing on top of
a burned out car waving a gigantic Mexican flag. You
remember all that, right, Trump administration comes out and says, hey,
we're gonna look into who's funding all this, and just
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like that, gone, the protests gone. And they don't only
fund organize all these riots in protests, they fund, they promote,
they create the opposition they want you to believe is real.
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We have new documentation courtesy of the DOJ. See, the
Department of Justice has been going after something known as
the Southern Poverty Law Center the SPLC. I'm sure you've
probably heard of them. They were originally sold as you know, hey,
let's stop hate groups and things like that. Then, of course, surprise, surprise,
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they started putting every conservative organization on the hate group map.
And then we got a little behind the scenes video
courtesy of the SPLC where they are documenting the reduction
of the white population in America as clearly one of
their stated goals, and everyone started to wake up to
the fact that wait a minute, we have a professional
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communist organization here. So you do remember you remember maybe
a little bit about the the Rgivirginia riot, the Virginia protest.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
All those guys were tiki torches, you know, that's one.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
And then there were counter comedy protests, and then there
was some dust up one day and somebody got killed
and they pretended like some Nazi murderer or something like that,
when what I understand he was trying to drive away.
I'm not defending it, but it wasn't some kind of
cool blood and murder whateverver. And then Trump gets up
there and says, oh, there were bad people on both sides, right,
and good people on both sides. And then then from there,
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your liberal Peggy believes he called Nazis very fine people.
You understand all that. But that's back to Charlottesville, Virginia.
And maybe you remember there was a story that the
SPLC they possibly paid for some of those protesters, paid
some of the what SPLC acting like they're out there
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opposing the KKK, We oppose Nazism, no white supremacy here
in America, But then SPLC money is allegedly going to
some of these people. How does that make sense? Oh,
it's actually darker and deeper than that. Let me again
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say before we go over it, you've never seen an
organic Democrat protest in your whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
They're all paid for and organized.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
On a wonderful Thursday.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Don't forget Tomorrow's ask doctor Jesse Friday and you can
email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So
the SPLC, you see, we have a new superseding indictment out.
Do you want to hear how deep the rabbit hole
goes on? All these Democrat protests being funded and organized.
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You know, the KKK right. I'm not going to insult
your intelligence. You know what it is. The SPLC stands
against the KKK right.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Did you know the SPLC was, according to the indictment,
purchasing cross burning material for them, not even making that up?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Did you know?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
There was some and I can't get the details on it,
Nazi KKK, white nationalists. I don't know what. I don't
know what it is some group. The SPLC had an
employee who began a relationship with one of the leaders
in the group.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's going deep undercover, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
The SPLC began paying monthly salaries to KKK members. Members
of these organizations approached the SPLC and expressed that they
wanted to get out. Hey, I've decided these white hoods.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Aren't for me. It's hot in the South.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
The SPLC paid them to stay. According to this indictment,
nothing you have seen is real. Everything is a world
of make believe. The communist creates on purpose. It's all
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created with the intention to deceive you. That's a fact
headline to no one's surprised. This is from red state Newark.
Anti ice rioters coordinate over over signal chats are funded by.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Big money.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Together, these organizations report collective annual revenues of about eight
hundred and twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Million dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So the next time you see a group of animals
out there in the.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Streets, we're mad about Joey'd floid.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Whatever they're screaming about. As authentic as it looks, as
angry as they genuinely seem, none of it's real. Communism
is not popular. It's not popular now, It's never been popular.
It's never really been popular anywhere in the world. It's
a disgusting, demonic religion of destruction. The Democrat Party is
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a twenty percent party in this country. Through a variety
of tricks and other things, they've managed to convince half
the country that they are half the country. But it's
simply not true that people don't have any time for
this at all. It's all paid for, it's all organized,
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it's all professional, which brings me to the great news.
Remember how I said, we have physical possession of the soundboard,
and then I said, but it doesn't work. There's wires
and buttons and things like that on it, but it
doesn't work. The resident nerds, Chris and Corey here in
the studio figured it out.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
We might call this getting strike ready. I think of
it as getting us strike ready or street ready. And
part of that is understanding our own strength, and as
we develop that strength, being able to assess our risk tolerance,
because we know that risk tolerance increases as the severity
of the situation increases and as our own understanding of
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what's happening increases. So overall, the more we understand what's effective,
what the risks are, and who's ready to participate, the
more impact we can have.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
None of it's real. They all do it, and it's
all just about power. Speaking of power, Nancy Pelosi, I
have never, and I very likely will never have as
much power here on this planet as Nancy Pelosi has
had in her time. I have to respect Grandma Vodka
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and the fact that that woman, she carried a big
stick in Washington, d C. For a long time. She
made Republican lives miserable, your life, my life miserable for
a long time. She really really moved the communist revolution
forward for a very long time. But Father Time is cruel,
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isn't it?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Did you know that? Now?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
If I sit on a plane for too long. Now,
when I get up, my calves are sore, some kind
of weird blood flow thing that apparently happens to you.
I guess as you get older. Don't worry. I found
a really cool solution for it.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
But yeah, that's life Now.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now I have to figure out I have to wear
things to avoid my calves hurting after a flight.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
At forty four, Father.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Time's undefeated, isn't it, Grandma Vodka, She's just not that
old lion anymore?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Do you ever watch any nature shows? I love him.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I grew up watching him with my dad, Marty Stalfer
and all that. You love the lions when they're fighting
and leading the pride and killing hyenas.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, I got them.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Isn't it always a little sad when that old lion
who's been running things for a long time. Body starts
to break down. Younger, bigger, stronger lion comes along and
the old lion just can't do what he used to do.
I feel like every time I see Grandma vodka, now
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I feel like that's how she feels. I feel like
she thinks, man, I had it all and now I'm
that old, drunken lion that nobody cares about. When I
say that, because she had a little clash with a
reporter today Allison Steinberg I believe her name is, And
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here's how it went.
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up and that I was repeating Republican talks.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
Shut up again because you are speaking lies.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Did you hear how close she was to drop in
the F bomb? Chris?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I bet this has happened to you before. It's happened
to everybody before. If you get too mad, you drop
a hammer on your toe, but the kids are there,
then then this comes out.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away? On January sixth, you told
me to shut up, and that I was repeating Republican talks.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Shut up again, because you are speaking.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Lives, because you're a well.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
A fairly obnoxious person, and that led me to have
this train of thoughts.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Sorry, my mind works differently.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
We'll get back to politics here in just a moment,
and some ugly stuff. But who do you think cusses
the most in Congress? That includes Trump? Who do you
think it is? You know Trump's up there, and that
we have that, we know that Trump, by now in
his second term, stops censoring himself. Now he just drops
(26:16):
F bombs on camera, He'll drop the S word. Trump
is famously vulgar. That's no surprise to anybody. So Trump's
probably up there, But I don't know, being a businessman
as he is, I can see him censoring that enough
that he probably isn't in the top five. Probably not
in the top five. I bet nan Oh, I'd say
(26:38):
top ten, Chris, I bet you Trump. I bet you
Trump's top ten. I bet Nancy Pelosi has got to
be close to number one, right, She's famous, she's famously
nasty and mean. Pelosi's gotta be close to number one.
I bet Jasmine Crockett Jazz. He's still there. Remember we
(26:59):
have lost her yet. Look hey, remember this people. I
bet you she has a filthy mouth, absolutely filthy. Chris, Chris,
you know what, I want you to sit and think
about what you did.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know what.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I'm going to play this and while this plays, I
want you to sit and think about what you've done.
A yay yai yai.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I am the Fritto Bundido.
Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I like Rito storn chips. I love them.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I do.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I want Britto scornchips. I'll get them from you. I
yi yai yi oh, I am the Fritto Bundito. Give
me Britos cornchipsin. I'll be your friend, the Fritto Bundito.
You must not up munch, munch, munch a bunch of Pritos.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
I hope you thought about it, Chris, I hope you
dwelled on it. On who you are as person. Now,
speaking of potty mouse, Scott Pissent, Treasury Secretary, is famously
vulgar too. And there's something about all these billionaire guys.
I guess they just toss these words out. Scott Pissent
(28:15):
has to be the sassiest black guy, and the black
guy gay guy in the United States of America. Remember,
there are reports out that he has challenged multiple people
in Trump's cabinet to a fight, a physical fight.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Not making that up.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
He admitted himself that he told Bill Poulti he was
gonna kick his beep right. Scott Persent, Scott Pssent dropped
the subtle bomb on a member of Congress today and man, it.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Was a doozy.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Before we get to that, though, let's take care of
what it was in orphans. Let's make sure that people,
especially in this year of our two hundred and fiftieth birthday,
Let's make sure that the people who have sacrificed something
significant for this country, make sure that we're trying to
take care of them. You know, that gold Star family,
(29:04):
they deserve to be taken care of, that fallen first
responder family. They deserve to be cared for by the
country they sacrificed for. When you give up Dad for
the rest of your life, your country should care for you.
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Speaker 1 (29:45):
We'll be back.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Misstost Catch up.
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Speaker 1 (30:05):
All right, So.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Scott was said, there's something about being a Democrat that
I almost in a way, I admire it. I cringe,
but I admire it. And here's what it is. It's
the lack of shame. See ob thinks that I lack shame.
She says that whatever gene people get that makes them
(30:30):
feel shame that I don't have it. And that's why
I do a lot of rude things. And I don't
consider the things to be rude. But I look at
Democrats and I'm Marvel. And the reason I'm Marvel is this.
They will do not just the lying and evil crap.
They will do and say the dumbest things.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We've ever heard. They'll do it loudly, and then they
just march on like nothing happened.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's just what they do. And I understand why they're
able to get away with it because Democrat voters themselves
are stupid. But listening to these people is amazing. And
I bring this up because Scott Pissent, Treasury Secretary, whether
you love him or hate him, is clearly a highly
(31:21):
highly intelligent individual billionaire. All that I think he's worth
more than Trump is. He's one of these guys. And
every time Democrats have attempted to verbally tangle with Scott Persent,
he ends up making them look stupid. He shows up prepared,
he's very sharp, he's quick on his feet, and he
(31:45):
makes them look dumb and corrupt. And yet they still
keep trying, They still keep going at him, and at.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
This point you have to be aware that he's gonna
get you back.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Right. Here was Scott Beissent, Judy Chu is a representative
another one of these dirty commies.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Here's how this exchange went.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
A congressman who was the president during World War One?
Can you know who?
Speaker 9 (32:20):
You think? To answer my question?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
No, I'm asking who was the president during World War One?
Speaker 9 (32:26):
I don't know, but clearly you are not in question
War one. Well, let me tell you, I'm clearly getting
the idea that you do not.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Want to answer.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Why do you agree with President Trump that you do
not care about American's financial situation?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Everybody knows that Woodrow Wilson was the president during World
War One, and that's one of those basic pieces of
knowledge that everybody knows.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Hey, who is the president for nine?
Speaker 8 (33:00):
World War two?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Everybody knows. It's FDR.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Everyone knows, but not elected Democrats. And if you're a
little bit disheartened that we have members like that in Congress,
let me dishearten you even further. She is a representative.
She is a member of the House of Representatives. The
House of Representatives was created by our founders to be
(33:29):
a representation of the peoples from various areas in the country.
Specific areas inside of states would be designed as congressional districts.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
In the people in that congressional district, they would go to.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
The pools and choose for themselves somebody who accurately represents
them and their values in Congress.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I live in Texas. If you go to rural, blood
red Texas.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
I promise you the representative going to Washington, DC shoots guns,
has probably ridden a horse and eats barbecue because he
represents rural Texans. You can love or hate this fact.
I mean I think we all hate it. Judy Chu
accurately represents the morons in her district.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
A congressman who was the president during World War One?
Can you know who?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Think?
Speaker 8 (34:30):
To answer my question? No, I'm asking who is the
president during World War One?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I don't know, but clearly you are not in question
War one.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I'm clearly getting the idea that you do not want
to have you agree with President Trump, that you do
not care about America.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
That accurately represents her district. A bunch of morons, probably
America haters. We're going to get to this new poll
about the percentage of Democrats that hate America, and somehow
that number keeps dropping. But a bunch of morons, people
who hate the country, hated enough, they never bothered to
look into it.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
And when they go to the poles, they're not trying to.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Vote for somebody capable who loves the country, will improve
the country. God only knows what weird motivations drive them
to the poles. Probably her district, I would guess, is
full of foreigners who don't give a crap about the countries.
Certainly don't give a crap about the history. They're just
here to loot the place. But either way, Judy Chu
(35:32):
accurately accurately represents her district, and this is true of
really every member of Congress. You love to hate and
I love to hate. Ihan Omar accurately represents her district.
Aoc accurately represents the morons in the Bronx. Nancy Pelosi
accurately represents the degenerates in San Francisco. These people are
(35:55):
accurate representations of the district. The problem is the people.
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Speaker 8 (36:56):
Do you want to sound like this congressman who was
the president during World War One?
Speaker 7 (37:00):
Mhm?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
Can you know who?
Speaker 5 (37:06):
You think?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
To answer my question?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
No, I'm asking who's the present during World War One?
Speaker 9 (37:11):
I don't know, but clearly you are.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Chuck dot com slash Jesse. All right, die well, we'll
dwell on the America hatred.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's it's bad, but we'll get by somehow. Someway next
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