May 29, 2026 • 37 mins
The great Jesse Kelly Show studio flood of 2026. The Jill Biden isn't one to sit on the sidelines after being so close to power. Installing a fake president works fine for democrats til he starts acting like the president. Musical acts are pulling out of America250 and an MLB team is discriminating against Catholics. How are these two things related?
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
On a Friday, a glorious Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and we are going to have so much fun. Yes,
I'll tell you where I was yesterday is a long story.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'll get to that. Yeah, I'll talk about this iron deal.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Someone has questions about this project two fifty concert. The
singers are all pulling out of it. No one wants
to be associated with Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're gonna talk about everything from children, someone's there's all
kinds of Japanese questions you want to know from a
cultured man like myself, a trained ninja, you want to
know things about Japan. I will divulge as many secrets
as a ninja like me is allowed to divulge.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
All that so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, let me go ahead
and get this one out of the way.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hey, Jesse, how do you keep finding new and interesting
ways to get out of work?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So allow me to explain what happened yesterday to us.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
We pull into work yesterday, I mean I actually got
there at first, The fellas were close after me. We
pull into work yesterday and there's something odd. The parking
lot is empty. Now, this is the kind of place
where it's only hard to find a parking spot. You
(01:53):
got to find somewhere squeeze in. But why caing Nott's empty?
And immediately when I pulled in, I to myself, is
it a holiday? Because it's the only way that would
explain it. I thought, it's gotta be a holiday, right,
But what day is it? Is it Martin Luther King Day?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Again? You know, I'm going through all this in my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But then I see there are cable trucks, actually Infinity,
I think it was, but cable trucks lined up in
the parking lot. Okay, no cars, but cable trucks, all right.
I also see there is red tape around the door.
I think to myself, well, there's a back door. I'll
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just go around there and maybe there was a problem.
I pull around to the other side. Now there are
plumbing trucks, contractors and red tape on the other side
of it. There is also a Mexican cleaning lady. Trump
didn't aboard her yet. There's a Mexican cleaning lady shoveling
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sludge out the building. Okay, so, as you probably already know,
I a blah a little bit. I walk up to
said Mexican cleaning lady and hit her with an ola.
What Chris? I hit her with an ola? Then I
proceeded to ask in English. I didn't want to be insulting, Hey,
(03:23):
what's going on? Can we go in? She had no
idea what I was saying. Whatsoever? She turns and flags
another Mexican lady. The other Mexican comes up and says, hey,
or I said, hey, what's going on? Well, she doesn't
na blaw any better than the first lady. I have
no idea why at it? Log story short, here's what happened. No,
(03:45):
it wasn't a hurricane or something like that. From what
they tell me, something malfunctioned with the fire sprinkler system
in the building. That's what they tell me. Again, I
can't tell you yet because I don't know which I'll
get to in a moment. Something went wrong with the
fire sprinkler system in the building. Apparently it ran for
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five hours, that's what they tell me, five hours, to
which I'm sure you're asking, but what about your stuff?
The answer is. I think we're okay. As of yesterday,
we were not allowed in the building. The city banned
anyone from the building. There was nothing I could do
about being here yesterday. We were not allowed. As of yesterday.
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They were telling me everything in the building is destroyed
and they are planning on possibly demoing the building to
the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's how bad it was. I think that was an oversell.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It sounds like we might be back next week, and
I don't know whether everything else is functional. This is
a long way of me telling you this. The show
probably sounds a little different right now than it normally does.
The quality of the sound maybe higher. I don't know.
That's because I'm not in home. When I want audio,
(05:07):
I will have.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To call for it from Chris, because I don't have
my precious soundboard. I don't have. Freedom is not free.
I don't have the bar, I don't have the fart sound.
I don't have all my.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go tos, I don't have all the built in sound
that the Fellas put in for me every day. I
am playing on foreign soil now and probably will be
for the next few shows.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So if it sounds a little different, it is what
it is. That's what happened. I'm back.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm not going anywhere unless the fire sprinkler system happens
they go off during this broadcast, in which case I'm
just going to retire and take that as a sign
from God. Now let us begin, And in fact, Chris,
I'm gonna call for some of that audio now because
I didn't get a chance to address this yesterday or
the day before. Jill Biden, Jill Biden is out there
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making people angry. If you will everybody, everyone's angry with her?
To play you what's making people angry? This was Jill
Biden's doing a sit down interview. Cut three gup.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I had never
ever seen Joe like that before or since, never since,
yes or never seen never, No, well happened. I don't
know what happened. I mean when I as I watched it,
(06:34):
I thought, oh my god, he's having a stroke, and
it scared me to death.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, now that's the stop.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know, as they say down South, she's so full
of crap it's coming out of her eyes. I understand that. First,
let's address the lying part of it. Remember that the
bidens the Bidens are actually unique in politics. Everybody in
politics lie to some degree, the Republicans, Democrats, everybody tells
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some shade of the truth, and sometimes, especially when it
comes to things like national security, you almost have to.
You know, if Trump's gonna bomb Meron in the next
five minutes, he's got.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
To come out and say, hey, We're never bombing, We're
on this.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Way, okay, whatever, you understand it. All politicians are gonna
shade the truth a little bit. But let's remember, Joe
Biden is the worst liar in the history of presidential politics.
I have challenged people, even dirty commies, to come up
with a bigger one. Nobody has ever been able to
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give me an example. What do I mean the biggest liar?
Joe Biden is so shameless. Look to lack of shame
can get you far in life.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Joe Biden is so shameless that Joe Biden will not
just shade the truth lie little bit. Joe Biden will
tell gigantic, verifiable lies, the lies that everybody knows our lies,
and he'll say it over and over and over again
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without an ounce of shame or apology whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He has an entire history of this.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Remember that old cut, Chris, I'm sure we don't have
it because we're on four and sol. But remember that
old cut from when Joe Biden was young. It's really
fine if you don't have it. When a reporter's asking
him about it is he gets mad at the reporter
and he starts coming back at this reporter as he's
like a young senator at the time, and he starts
telling the guy, I finished in the top of my
class in law school. Joe, we we can look that up.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's that's an easily verifiable lie. That's not true. When
he was president, Joe Biden, when he was busy trying
to grab guns so the communist can hurt us, Joe
Biden would get up and say, over and over again,
you know the Second Amendment was written, you couldn't own
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a cannon, but.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You could.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And that's not it's not an opinion, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Something nobody can deny.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We have the laws that were on the books at
the time, and it's such a verifiable lie that the
story came out. Joe Biden's own commie staffers went to
Joe Biden and said, hey, the canon thing could we uh,
can we table that that's it's that's not that's not true.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He didn't care. He just kept saying it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's like, yeah, no, I like that lie. So Jill Biden,
you're mad. Everybody's mad at or Democrats are matter do too,
which we'll get to in a minute. Everyone's mad at
Jill Biden for lying about her husband. I never saw
him like that before. Okay, everyone knows that's a lie.
She saw him worse than you or I ever saw him.
She saw him at night, she saw him in the morning.
She saw him before they had him juice full of
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adrenaline and red bull and god knows what what else
they were pouring into them. So okay, she's lying. But
the Bidens lie for people like the Bidens who have
spent too long in politics, too long, certainly in Democrat politics.
There is no more truth anymore. You lie like you breathe.
(10:19):
That's okay, Jill Biden's lying. Let's move past that. Let's
talk about a couple things. First of all, how insanely
evil that woman is. In Second, why are Democrats so
angry at Joe Biden. Joe Biden's coming out. She's saying
these things why are they angry? Well, we'll talk some
inter Democrat party politics. That's always a good time. And
(10:41):
we have so much more to get to tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, including all address all
these musical artists who are pulling out of the big
two hundred and fiftieth Birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Concert and all these other things.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I will get to all that, but first, patriotism in
the corporate world is in short supply.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We're going to address that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We are, We're gonna talk about it when it comes
to the concert, sports, teams, everything else.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's in short supply.
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Speaker 2 (12:06):
You have finished the week. I bet you're all smiles.
I am.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm gonna sleep all weekend because this jet lag is
killing me. Anyway, you can email the show your love,
your hate, your death threats Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
So I'm gonna finish this up really quickly. There's other
things I want to talk about, but the Jill Biden thing.
Why are Democrats now blasting her? Obama people blasting her?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Have you ever seen the movie Dave? You probably haven't.
If you do, you probably don't remember it. Dave is
what it's called, Chris Dave. It's older, it's twenty thirty
years old. But here's here's here's all you need to
know about the movie. There's an American president, kind of
a corrupt guy. Seems like he dies of a heart
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attack under a m not the best circumstances in the world.
And the people surrounding him, these power brokers around him,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They didn't want to give up power. Hey we've got
a dead president. What do we do.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, they found out there's a guy in America who
looks identical to the president. It's like he said, is
identical twin. So they go grab this guy. And this
is the whole point of the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He pretends to be the.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
President while the power brokers behind him actually are the
ones making the decision.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Sign this law, do this, do that? Do that? Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Towards the end of the movie, part of the you know,
the arc of the character. Whatever, fake president, who's a
good dude, starts to act as if he's the real president,
making decisions that he's not supposed to be making as
if he's the real president, and the power brokers, the
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corrupt guys around him get real angry and essentially it
lay it out for him of you're not the president,
you're a figurehead. You sit behind the desk and shut up.
I'll tell you what to say and when to say it.
All right, that's the idea behind the movie, Dave. That
was the idea behind Joe Biden. Joe Biden was I
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don't want to say nobody to be a united States
senator is a big deal. I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
But nobody had really outside of politics, had really heard
much about Joe Biden in this country until Barack Obama
plucked him out of the Senate. Obama needed an old
guy and a white guy because he needed somebody who
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looked experienced because Obama was young. He needed somebody white
because he thought America might freak out about the black things.
So Joe Biden grabs Joe Biden, or Barack Obama grabs
Joe Biden. Shut up, it's jet Lag Chris, and he says, hey,
you're gonna be my VP, all right, got it? Well,
Joe Biden, he didn't do anything for four years, nothing,
(15:04):
You know how jd of answers everywhere, policy speeches, everything
else that Joe Biden didn't do any of that. Joe
Biden did, of course, some standard Biden family corruption. That's
what they do. Hey, can you get my son a
job in Ukraine? I appreciate it. Standard Biden family corruption,
using the power of the office to enrich himself into
the standard stuff. But didn't do anything. And then Barack
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Obama finishes eight years in office. Okay, Hey, Joe, thanks
for your service. Enjoy retirement. You're vice president. I don't
know all the details. Gets a pretty cheery little retirement
package security in the works. Joe, appreciate it. Then then
the Democrat primary comes. Donald Trump's running for re election.
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Democrats are desperate to defeat the big, evil Orange Man.
And there's a problem. See, the Democrat base has been
more and more radical every single year. The Democrat leaders
are looking on in horror as Bernie Sanders is winning
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all the primary stuff. Why are the Democrat leaders looking
on in horror is because it is because they don't
believe in Bernie Sanders's communism.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, they just didn't think he was electable.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, he'll play really well in a Democrat primary, but
that commy goblygook's not gonna land that well with most
of the normies in the country. And the Democrat Party,
as they always do, decided, Ah, we gave the.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
People a chance to choose. Now it's our turn. The
people choose wrong, Now I'm going.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
To choose for you. So what did they do. They
went and grabbed Joe Biden. They knocked on his door.
And here's the thing. Joe Biden was barely functional when
they grabbed him. Remember, on the earliest days of his campaign,
Joe Biden was losing his train of thought. He would
do this dementia anger thing where he'd start yelling at people.
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Remember what he called one of his own supporters fat.
He challenged the guy to a push up contest?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Do you remember? Do you remember all this stuff? Right?
Joe Biden was.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Obviously not functional early, but that didn't matter. They needed
their Dave. Hey, we don't need him to be functional.
We need to run everyone else out of the primary.
Get Joe Biden the nomination. We have all these mail
in ballots, so we'll simply steal the general election for him,
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and then he can.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Be our Dave.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Joe. Go stand there, here's a speech, Joe. Don't even
bother with the executive orders. We've got an auto pen.
We'll just sign everything we want you to sign.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, you can be president, Joe. Oh,
but you're not gonna be president. You're just gonna be Dave.
Sit there in the suit, try not to drool on yourself.
We'll give you a couple speeches, then we will handle
things behind the scenes.
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We'll be back.
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday,
So let's finish up this Jill Biden talk. So we
have to talk about all the controversy with these artists
pulling out of the two hundred and fiftieth birthday, and
there's just so much to get to, so many great questions.
We have all kinds of stuff. So what is the
problem with Jill Biden coming out now? Why would Jill
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Biden come out now and put the attention back on
her back on the Biden's Well, Jill Biden and Joe Biden,
remember this. I don't know what their personal relationship is.
I'm not gonna sit and do that. I have no idea,
but they are most definitely a political power couple. Meaning look,
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maybe they're all lovey dovey, I don't know, I don't care.
But Jill Biden, she likes it. She likes it a lot.
Jill Biden having a cover of Vanity Fair, I think
she hated that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Remember that picture the White House.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Put out Jill Biden on Air Force one, sitting behind
Joe Biden's desk with her glasses on, thumbing through a policybinder.
Do you think they sent that out without Jill Biden's approval?
How many times do you think they took the picture
to make sure the lighting was just right? Do you
know any women?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All that was done with the authority of Jill Biden.
You see, the Bidens may have been just placeholders so
the comedies could do what they wanted, but that doesn't
mean they saw it that way.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Now, fast forward Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
As I told you years beforehand, everyone told me I
was crazy, but we don't want to go into I
told you so. Joe Biden gets pushed out of running
for office again because he's a political liability. No one
wants to vote for that cadaver again. Remember what we
heard behind the scenes. It was Jill Biden fighting tooth
and nail against Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka, trying to keep
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Joe Biden in the race. You can argue, what kind
of an evil witch would want to humiliate her husband
again for another four years.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But again, what did we just talk about. Jill Biden
likes power a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Jill Biden loses the battle, Joe Biden bows out of
the race.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
And they hand the nomination to Dome. Now have you
ever ever heard this story? Before?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
A king gets uh, there's a revolution in a country
and a king has to flee for his life, a
dictator has to flee for his life. And now he's
he's he's in exile in a different country, and he's
waiting for his chance to return to power. It's all
of them, isn't it. It's you're laughing because it's every
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every king ever. And I've actually.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Thought to myself before, why doesn't he just chill?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Because it's not like they get sent to some dump
country and get in horrible circumstances. They're always in some
mansion with drivers and security and personal chefs. Life, live
in the life with no responsibilities. And every time I
hear about that, I think, return to power, Go get
on your boat and go fish with your wife something.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What do you mean even turned to power? But people
who have sat on the throne, they don't want to
give it up.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And if they get removed from the throne, everything else
in life, even a mansion on the beach with a
boat and a chef, everything else in life, it's bitter
to them because it's not being king. Why would Jill
Biden be coming out now making Democrats look bad? What
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do you think has gone through Jill Biden's light or
mind for the last year. When Jill Biden is sitting
up at night, Joe Biden's been put to bed since noon.
When she's sitting up at night by herself a couple
glasses of wine, do you think she's staring out the
window with a smile on her face, saying to herself, Wow,
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what a great run.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was a lot of fun. I'm glad I had
the chance to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I just feel blessed, and now I'm gonna enjoy my
retirement with Joe.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Do you think that's what she said?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Of course, Jill Biden sits up at night with an
extra glass of wine, and Jill Biden sits in stews
about the throne that was taken from her, the throne
she felt was rightly hers. And Democrats can get mad
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all they want. Did you think Jill Biden was never
going to come get a pound of flash for all that.
I just want to reiterate before I get to the questions.
I told democrats I occasionally try to help them out.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They never listen.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I told democrats, Yeah, you're forcing Joe Biden out.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You should be paying him off. There's unlimited communist money
in this country. Because of billionaires and foreign entities and
everything else. Instead of leaving a bitter taste in their mouth,
why don't you give Jill Biden a ten million dollar
a year job she doesn't have to show up, to
give her something to wet her beak a little bit
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and make that transition a little easier. Any have you
ever seen a mob movie? It's so much easier to
bribe him than kill him. It's just easier. They should
have done it. They didn't do it. What Chris, That's
a very good point. Jewish producer Chris said. Wouldn't Napoleon
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have stopped if they gave him a cushy job? It's
a good point. Would they have accepted it? I don't know,
But you know what else it does? You give Jill
Biden a ten million dollars a year, no show job
where she doesn't have to do anything. It also gives
you something you can take away from her if she
steps out of line. Hey, Jill write in a book. Huh, Yeah,
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we don't want that written in there. It'd be a
shame if you got fired.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Huh. Joe Biden likes things too.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, Let's move on because I want to discuss
this this debacle of a two hundred and fiftieth birthday concert.
In case you're not on the up and up, they've
been planning the Trump administration. It's really a blessing to
have somebody like Trump in there for our two hundred
and fiftieth year, because he's over the top about everything,
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and you know he's going to be over the top
about America and celebrating America, and he's doing a big
UFC fight at the White It's just all really cool, right.
They wanted to do a big concert with a bunch
of big name artists so they could really do a.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Blowout thing that is Trump's thing.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And they got this laundry list of people, many of
most of them you've probably heard of before, people like
country music stars. She's been a star since I was
a kid. Martina McBride. I don't know how old she
has anymore. When I was a kid, Martina McBride was
a big, big deal at Michael's former singer of Poison.
I don't know if Poisons still exists anymore, but Brett Michael,
all these Millie Vanilli, which was a hilarious choice, but okay,
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you got all these different artists, that were big names.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Again, that's gonna be a Trump thing.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
He's gonna try to make a splash, big names, big lights,
and what happens, Predictably, they start getting associated, these these
singers with Donald Trump, and they start loudly and publicly
pulling out of the concert after they'd already been announced
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as musical acts. Martina McBride, Brett Michaels. I could go
on and on and on down the list. They're all
they They're all coming out, all of them that you
know what scheduling problem. You know, I've got security concerns. Oh,
I've got irritable bow syndrome. No way I can make it.
They've gave come up with every excuse in the book.
But they're all canceling now and people are really angry
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about it, and they're angry at them.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, that's very fair.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm gonna read you something it's gonna sound unrelated to
stay with me, Jesse. I know you become more of
a baseball fan in recent years. I was wondering if
you saw O'Keefe media's latest hidden camera expose that means
revealing news story. I know what it means. On the
Washington Nationals their head of community relations covered all the
comedy basses, saying they discriminate against the Catholic player because
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he spoke out against drag queens dressed as nuns. They
spy on fans, They pretend to be patriotic because Trump
is in office, but if we elected Ma'm donnie, we'd
skew the other directions. So he admitted having a communist poster. Okay,
all these things, So what's happening here? Musical artists are
pulling out? Why is the professional baseball team that? What's happening.
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Speaker 2 (30:28):
These musical artists. Why are they.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Pulling out the Washington Nationals? Why are they discriminating against Christians?
What's happening? How many times have we had to talk
about how communists look at power, How they look at power.
Communists believe power should be used and used for their
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own benefit, us to maintain their power, increase their power.
Communists believe in punishing their enemies and rewarding their friends.
That's the only point in having power. If I made
you dictator of America, you have all the power in
the world. I made you dictator of America for a year.
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Are you going to do some selfish things with that?
Probably you're a human being. I bet you money. I
bet you money, you would do something to help somebody else, something,
even if you failed at it, you would try to
do some good for other people. Communists don't think like
that at all. That never enters their mind ever. So
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what are we talking about? Why? Why did the Communists
work their way through every institution they possibly could, from teachers' unions,
the university system to corporate America.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Why would they do that?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All those things, all those institutions. They have power, differing
degrees of power, in different kinds of power, but they
have power. So if you are, for instance, in the
music industry, and you're a communist, and that would be
so many people in the music industry, well, what's the point.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Of having power. It's not just money and getting to
rub elbows with uh? I don't know, Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The point of having power is, well, I'm going to
need to use it for the communist revolution at some point.
At some point, I'm going to reward my friends and
I'm going to punish my enemies. Artists like Martina McBride.
Is she actually in America hating Savage? I don't know.
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Maybe she is, Maybe she isn't.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
She's done some Black Lives Matter stuff, so she very
well maybe, But you know what, she is a musician
who likes to perform, a musician who like makes money.
She's a human being after all. Guess what dries up
if she does a quote Trump concert? Those opportunities, you know, Uh,
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I forget what the number was. But Billy Joel, he's
either still doing it, but I think he completed it.
He was doing what's known as a residency in Madison
Square Garden. That's when a musician has one venue and
they basically for a period of time. They do this
in Vegas all the time. They perform every month or
every weekend or every Friday and Saturday. Like there's a
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Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden every single Friday
night and Saturday night something like that, right, I forget
what the number is, so I don't want to just
throw one out there, although I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Throw one out there.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I think it was something like two or three million
dollars a concert. It was millions of dollars. I know
it was millions of dollars a concert. That's a check
Billy Joel got written to him?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What is it? Corey? One point nine? Hold on, Corey,
my eyes are too bad for this. Corey just handed
it to me. Ten years, one hundred and four sold
out shows, two hundred and sixty six million dollars in
gross revenue. What if that opportunity went away for Billy Joel.
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Let's say Billy Joel and I don't think this is
the case. Let's say he's a red, white and blue Patriot.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love America two hundred and sixty six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Hey, Billy, how much would you say you love America?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because we could sure look at if you would like, Billy,
we could we could take this two hundred and sixty
six million dollar contract and we could just really easy.
Or do you or do you do you want to
perform and make two hundred and sixty six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We need you to.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pull out of that Trump two fifty thing. The only
reason communists take power is to use power. If you're
a Communist in the music industry, you're going to use
that power. If you're a Communist working for the Washington Nationals,
you're going to use that power. If you're a communist
public librarian, you're going to use that power. If you're
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a president, you're going to use the power. If you're
a communist teacher, you going to use the power. If
you're a whatever, wherever they are, they believe in aiding
the revolution because they are religious about it. It is
a religion to them, and they are always going to
use it, and we are always going to run up
against it always, and we think to ourselves, well, honestly,
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we say the lamest things, and I understand why we
say it, but it is just lame at this point.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And I if we say things.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Why, it shouldn't matter who the president is. It's just
celebrating America. That's how you think, And I'm glad you
think that way. That's a good way to be. I'm
glad you think that way. Communists don't think that way
at all at all. They can't even relate to that
way of thinking.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
America. These people don't give a crap about America anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Most of them made America. They would never do something
just to celebrate America. No, it's about communism, It's about
their own side. Wherever they find power, they will use
said power on behalf of the revolution. It's why we
can't seem to finally take care of things. When it
comes to pro sports. Nascar, I mean, NASCAR might have
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the most God and Country fan base in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
God bless them Nascar.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
NASCAR is one of the worst commi sports leagues out there.
Disgusting amount of communism out of Nascar. These people get
into power, don't care about their fans, God and Country, care.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
About communist of them.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And you only take power so you can use the
power of NASCAR for the revolution.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
That's how they think.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
All right, someone wants to talk about Trump's Iran war
moves today, you know, the lifting of the blockade, the
history somebody, uh well, somebody wants to get his father
a good history trip. All that and so much more
still to come. On the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
We'll be back
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Let's have some fun.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
On a Friday, a glorious Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
and we are going to have so much fun. Yes,
I'll tell you where I was yesterday is a long story.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'll get to that. Yeah, I'll talk about this iron deal.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Someone has questions about this project two fifty concert. The
singers are all pulling out of it. No one wants
to be associated with Trump.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
We'll talk about that.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
We're gonna talk about everything from children, someone's there's all
kinds of Japanese questions you want to know from a
cultured man like myself, a trained ninja, you want to
know things about Japan. I will divulge as many secrets
as a ninja like me is allowed to divulge.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
All that so much more coming up tonight on the
world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now, let me go ahead
and get this one out of the way.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Hey, Jesse, how do you keep finding new and interesting
ways to get out of work?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So allow me to explain what happened yesterday to us.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
We pull into work yesterday, I mean I actually got
there at first, The fellas were close after me. We
pull into work yesterday and there's something odd. The parking
lot is empty. Now, this is the kind of place
where it's only hard to find a parking spot. You
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got to find somewhere squeeze in. But why caing Nott's empty?
And immediately when I pulled in, I to myself, is
it a holiday? Because it's the only way that would
explain it. I thought, it's gotta be a holiday, right,
But what day is it? Is it Martin Luther King Day?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Again? You know, I'm going through all this in my mind.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
But then I see there are cable trucks, actually Infinity,
I think it was, but cable trucks lined up in
the parking lot. Okay, no cars, but cable trucks, all right.
I also see there is red tape around the door.
I think to myself, well, there's a back door. I'll
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just go around there and maybe there was a problem.
I pull around to the other side. Now there are
plumbing trucks, contractors and red tape on the other side
of it. There is also a Mexican cleaning lady. Trump
didn't aboard her yet. There's a Mexican cleaning lady shoveling
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sludge out the building. Okay, so, as you probably already know,
I a blah a little bit. I walk up to
said Mexican cleaning lady and hit her with an ola.
What Chris? I hit her with an ola? Then I
proceeded to ask in English. I didn't want to be insulting, Hey,
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what's going on? Can we go in? She had no
idea what I was saying. Whatsoever? She turns and flags
another Mexican lady. The other Mexican comes up and says, hey,
or I said, hey, what's going on? Well, she doesn't
na blaw any better than the first lady. I have
no idea why at it? Log story short, here's what happened. No,
(03:45):
it wasn't a hurricane or something like that. From what
they tell me, something malfunctioned with the fire sprinkler system
in the building. That's what they tell me. Again, I
can't tell you yet because I don't know which I'll
get to in a moment. Something went wrong with the
fire sprinkler system in the building. Apparently it ran for
(04:10):
five hours, that's what they tell me, five hours, to
which I'm sure you're asking, but what about your stuff?
The answer is. I think we're okay. As of yesterday,
we were not allowed in the building. The city banned
anyone from the building. There was nothing I could do
about being here yesterday. We were not allowed. As of yesterday.
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They were telling me everything in the building is destroyed
and they are planning on possibly demoing the building to
the ground.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's how bad it was. I think that was an oversell.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It sounds like we might be back next week, and
I don't know whether everything else is functional. This is
a long way of me telling you this. The show
probably sounds a little different right now than it normally does.
The quality of the sound maybe higher. I don't know.
That's because I'm not in home. When I want audio,
(05:07):
I will have.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
To call for it from Chris, because I don't have
my precious soundboard. I don't have. Freedom is not free.
I don't have the bar, I don't have the fart sound.
I don't have all my.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Go tos, I don't have all the built in sound
that the Fellas put in for me every day. I
am playing on foreign soil now and probably will be
for the next few shows.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So if it sounds a little different, it is what
it is. That's what happened. I'm back.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm not going anywhere unless the fire sprinkler system happens
they go off during this broadcast, in which case I'm
just going to retire and take that as a sign
from God. Now let us begin, And in fact, Chris,
I'm gonna call for some of that audio now because
I didn't get a chance to address this yesterday or
the day before. Jill Biden, Jill Biden is out there
(06:00):
making people angry. If you will everybody, everyone's angry with her?
To play you what's making people angry? This was Jill
Biden's doing a sit down interview. Cut three gup.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I had never
ever seen Joe like that before or since, never since,
yes or never seen never, No, well happened. I don't
know what happened. I mean when I as I watched it,
(06:34):
I thought, oh my god, he's having a stroke, and
it scared me to death.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, now that's the stop.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know, as they say down South, she's so full
of crap it's coming out of her eyes. I understand that. First,
let's address the lying part of it. Remember that the
bidens the Bidens are actually unique in politics. Everybody in
politics lie to some degree, the Republicans, Democrats, everybody tells
(07:04):
some shade of the truth, and sometimes, especially when it
comes to things like national security, you almost have to.
You know, if Trump's gonna bomb Meron in the next
five minutes, he's got.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
To come out and say, hey, We're never bombing, We're
on this.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Way, okay, whatever, you understand it. All politicians are gonna
shade the truth a little bit. But let's remember, Joe
Biden is the worst liar in the history of presidential politics.
I have challenged people, even dirty commies, to come up
with a bigger one. Nobody has ever been able to
(07:37):
give me an example. What do I mean the biggest liar?
Joe Biden is so shameless. Look to lack of shame
can get you far in life.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Joe Biden is so shameless that Joe Biden will not
just shade the truth lie little bit. Joe Biden will
tell gigantic, verifiable lies, the lies that everybody knows our lies,
and he'll say it over and over and over again
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without an ounce of shame or apology whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
He has an entire history of this.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Remember that old cut, Chris, I'm sure we don't have
it because we're on four and sol. But remember that
old cut from when Joe Biden was young. It's really
fine if you don't have it. When a reporter's asking
him about it is he gets mad at the reporter
and he starts coming back at this reporter as he's
like a young senator at the time, and he starts
telling the guy, I finished in the top of my
class in law school. Joe, we we can look that up.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
He didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's that's an easily verifiable lie. That's not true. When
he was president, Joe Biden, when he was busy trying
to grab guns so the communist can hurt us, Joe
Biden would get up and say, over and over again,
you know the Second Amendment was written, you couldn't own
(09:00):
a cannon, but.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You could.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And that's not it's not an opinion, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Something nobody can deny.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
We have the laws that were on the books at
the time, and it's such a verifiable lie that the
story came out. Joe Biden's own commie staffers went to
Joe Biden and said, hey, the canon thing could we uh,
can we table that that's it's that's not that's not true.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
He didn't care. He just kept saying it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
It's like, yeah, no, I like that lie. So Jill Biden,
you're mad. Everybody's mad at or Democrats are matter do too,
which we'll get to in a minute. Everyone's mad at
Jill Biden for lying about her husband. I never saw
him like that before. Okay, everyone knows that's a lie.
She saw him worse than you or I ever saw him.
She saw him at night, she saw him in the morning.
She saw him before they had him juice full of
(09:58):
adrenaline and red bull and god knows what what else
they were pouring into them. So okay, she's lying. But
the Bidens lie for people like the Bidens who have
spent too long in politics, too long, certainly in Democrat politics.
There is no more truth anymore. You lie like you breathe.
(10:19):
That's okay, Jill Biden's lying. Let's move past that. Let's
talk about a couple things. First of all, how insanely
evil that woman is. In Second, why are Democrats so
angry at Joe Biden. Joe Biden's coming out. She's saying
these things why are they angry? Well, we'll talk some
inter Democrat party politics. That's always a good time. And
(10:41):
we have so much more to get to tonight on
the world famous Jesse Kelly Show, including all address all
these musical artists who are pulling out of the big
two hundred and fiftieth Birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Concert and all these other things.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I will get to all that, but first, patriotism in
the corporate world is in short supply.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We're going to address that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We are, We're gonna talk about it when it comes
to the concert, sports, teams, everything else.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's in short supply.
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Speaker 2 (12:06):
You have finished the week. I bet you're all smiles.
I am.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I'm gonna sleep all weekend because this jet lag is
killing me. Anyway, you can email the show your love,
your hate, your death threats Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
So I'm gonna finish this up really quickly. There's other
things I want to talk about, but the Jill Biden thing.
Why are Democrats now blasting her? Obama people blasting her?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Have you ever seen the movie Dave? You probably haven't.
If you do, you probably don't remember it. Dave is
what it's called, Chris Dave. It's older, it's twenty thirty
years old. But here's here's here's all you need to
know about the movie. There's an American president, kind of
a corrupt guy. Seems like he dies of a heart
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attack under a m not the best circumstances in the world.
And the people surrounding him, these power brokers around him,
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They didn't want to give up power. Hey we've got
a dead president. What do we do.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, they found out there's a guy in America who
looks identical to the president. It's like he said, is
identical twin. So they go grab this guy. And this
is the whole point of the movie.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
He pretends to be the.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
President while the power brokers behind him actually are the
ones making the decision.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Sign this law, do this, do that? Do that? Okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Towards the end of the movie, part of the you know,
the arc of the character. Whatever, fake president, who's a
good dude, starts to act as if he's the real president,
making decisions that he's not supposed to be making as
if he's the real president, and the power brokers, the
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corrupt guys around him get real angry and essentially it
lay it out for him of you're not the president,
you're a figurehead. You sit behind the desk and shut up.
I'll tell you what to say and when to say it.
All right, that's the idea behind the movie, Dave. That
was the idea behind Joe Biden. Joe Biden was I
(14:22):
don't want to say nobody to be a united States
senator is a big deal. I'm not going to pretend otherwise.
But nobody had really outside of politics, had really heard
much about Joe Biden in this country until Barack Obama
plucked him out of the Senate. Obama needed an old
guy and a white guy because he needed somebody who
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looked experienced because Obama was young. He needed somebody white
because he thought America might freak out about the black things.
So Joe Biden grabs Joe Biden, or Barack Obama grabs
Joe Biden. Shut up, it's jet Lag Chris, and he says, hey,
you're gonna be my VP, all right, got it? Well,
Joe Biden, he didn't do anything for four years, nothing,
(15:04):
You know how jd of answers everywhere, policy speeches, everything
else that Joe Biden didn't do any of that. Joe
Biden did, of course, some standard Biden family corruption. That's
what they do. Hey, can you get my son a
job in Ukraine? I appreciate it. Standard Biden family corruption,
using the power of the office to enrich himself into
the standard stuff. But didn't do anything. And then Barack
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Obama finishes eight years in office. Okay, Hey, Joe, thanks
for your service. Enjoy retirement. You're vice president. I don't
know all the details. Gets a pretty cheery little retirement
package security in the works. Joe, appreciate it. Then then
the Democrat primary comes. Donald Trump's running for re election.
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Democrats are desperate to defeat the big, evil Orange Man.
And there's a problem. See, the Democrat base has been
more and more radical every single year. The Democrat leaders
are looking on in horror as Bernie Sanders is winning
(16:16):
all the primary stuff. Why are the Democrat leaders looking
on in horror is because it is because they don't
believe in Bernie Sanders's communism.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, they just didn't think he was electable.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, he'll play really well in a Democrat primary, but
that commy goblygook's not gonna land that well with most
of the normies in the country. And the Democrat Party,
as they always do, decided, Ah, we gave the.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
People a chance to choose. Now it's our turn. The
people choose wrong, Now I'm going.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
To choose for you. So what did they do. They
went and grabbed Joe Biden. They knocked on his door.
And here's the thing. Joe Biden was barely functional when
they grabbed him. Remember, on the earliest days of his campaign,
Joe Biden was losing his train of thought. He would
do this dementia anger thing where he'd start yelling at people.
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Remember what he called one of his own supporters fat.
He challenged the guy to a push up contest?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Do you remember? Do you remember all this stuff? Right?
Joe Biden was.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Obviously not functional early, but that didn't matter. They needed
their Dave. Hey, we don't need him to be functional.
We need to run everyone else out of the primary.
Get Joe Biden the nomination. We have all these mail
in ballots, so we'll simply steal the general election for him,
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and then he can.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Be our Dave.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Joe. Go stand there, here's a speech, Joe. Don't even
bother with the executive orders. We've got an auto pen.
We'll just sign everything we want you to sign.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, you can be president, Joe. Oh,
but you're not gonna be president. You're just gonna be Dave.
Sit there in the suit, try not to drool on yourself.
We'll give you a couple speeches, then we will handle
things behind the scenes.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday,
So let's finish up this Jill Biden talk. So we
have to talk about all the controversy with these artists
pulling out of the two hundred and fiftieth birthday, and
there's just so much to get to, so many great questions.
We have all kinds of stuff. So what is the
problem with Jill Biden coming out now? Why would Jill
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Biden come out now and put the attention back on
her back on the Biden's Well, Jill Biden and Joe Biden,
remember this. I don't know what their personal relationship is.
I'm not gonna sit and do that. I have no idea,
but they are most definitely a political power couple. Meaning look,
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maybe they're all lovey dovey, I don't know, I don't care.
But Jill Biden, she likes it. She likes it a lot.
Jill Biden having a cover of Vanity Fair, I think
she hated that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Remember that picture the White House.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Put out Jill Biden on Air Force one, sitting behind
Joe Biden's desk with her glasses on, thumbing through a policybinder.
Do you think they sent that out without Jill Biden's approval?
How many times do you think they took the picture
to make sure the lighting was just right? Do you
know any women?
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All that was done with the authority of Jill Biden.
You see, the Bidens may have been just placeholders so
the comedies could do what they wanted, but that doesn't
mean they saw it that way.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Now, fast forward Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
As I told you years beforehand, everyone told me I
was crazy, but we don't want to go into I
told you so. Joe Biden gets pushed out of running
for office again because he's a political liability. No one
wants to vote for that cadaver again. Remember what we
heard behind the scenes. It was Jill Biden fighting tooth
and nail against Nancy Pelosi, Grandma Vodka, trying to keep
(21:43):
Joe Biden in the race. You can argue, what kind
of an evil witch would want to humiliate her husband
again for another four years.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But again, what did we just talk about. Jill Biden
likes power a lot, a lot.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Jill Biden loses the battle, Joe Biden bows out of
the race.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
And they hand the nomination to Dome. Now have you
ever ever heard this story? Before?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
A king gets uh, there's a revolution in a country
and a king has to flee for his life, a
dictator has to flee for his life. And now he's
he's he's in exile in a different country, and he's
waiting for his chance to return to power. It's all
of them, isn't it. It's you're laughing because it's every
(22:34):
every king ever. And I've actually.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Thought to myself before, why doesn't he just chill?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Because it's not like they get sent to some dump
country and get in horrible circumstances. They're always in some
mansion with drivers and security and personal chefs. Life, live
in the life with no responsibilities. And every time I
hear about that, I think, return to power, Go get
on your boat and go fish with your wife something.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
What do you mean even turned to power? But people
who have sat on the throne, they don't want to
give it up.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And if they get removed from the throne, everything else
in life, even a mansion on the beach with a
boat and a chef, everything else in life, it's bitter
to them because it's not being king. Why would Jill
Biden be coming out now making Democrats look bad? What
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do you think has gone through Jill Biden's light or
mind for the last year. When Jill Biden is sitting
up at night, Joe Biden's been put to bed since noon.
When she's sitting up at night by herself a couple
glasses of wine, do you think she's staring out the
window with a smile on her face, saying to herself, Wow,
(23:58):
what a great run.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
That was a lot of fun. I'm glad I had
the chance to do it.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I just feel blessed, and now I'm gonna enjoy my
retirement with Joe.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Do you think that's what she said?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Of course, Jill Biden sits up at night with an
extra glass of wine, and Jill Biden sits in stews
about the throne that was taken from her, the throne
she felt was rightly hers. And Democrats can get mad
(24:32):
all they want. Did you think Jill Biden was never
going to come get a pound of flash for all that.
I just want to reiterate before I get to the questions.
I told democrats I occasionally try to help them out.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
They never listen.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I told democrats, Yeah, you're forcing Joe Biden out.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You should be paying him off. There's unlimited communist money
in this country. Because of billionaires and foreign entities and
everything else. Instead of leaving a bitter taste in their mouth,
why don't you give Jill Biden a ten million dollar
a year job she doesn't have to show up, to
give her something to wet her beak a little bit
(25:15):
and make that transition a little easier. Any have you
ever seen a mob movie? It's so much easier to
bribe him than kill him. It's just easier. They should
have done it. They didn't do it. What Chris, That's
a very good point. Jewish producer Chris said. Wouldn't Napoleon
(25:36):
have stopped if they gave him a cushy job? It's
a good point. Would they have accepted it? I don't know,
But you know what else it does? You give Jill
Biden a ten million dollars a year, no show job
where she doesn't have to do anything. It also gives
you something you can take away from her if she
steps out of line. Hey, Jill write in a book. Huh, Yeah,
(25:58):
we don't want that written in there. It'd be a
shame if you got fired.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Huh. Joe Biden likes things too.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right, Let's move on because I want to discuss
this this debacle of a two hundred and fiftieth birthday concert.
In case you're not on the up and up, they've
been planning the Trump administration. It's really a blessing to
have somebody like Trump in there for our two hundred
and fiftieth year, because he's over the top about everything,
(26:26):
and you know he's going to be over the top
about America and celebrating America, and he's doing a big
UFC fight at the White It's just all really cool, right.
They wanted to do a big concert with a bunch
of big name artists so they could really do a.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Blowout thing that is Trump's thing.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And they got this laundry list of people, many of
most of them you've probably heard of before, people like
country music stars. She's been a star since I was
a kid. Martina McBride. I don't know how old she
has anymore. When I was a kid, Martina McBride was
a big, big deal at Michael's former singer of Poison.
I don't know if Poisons still exists anymore, but Brett Michael,
all these Millie Vanilli, which was a hilarious choice, but okay,
(27:08):
you got all these different artists, that were big names.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Again, that's gonna be a Trump thing.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
He's gonna try to make a splash, big names, big lights,
and what happens, Predictably, they start getting associated, these these
singers with Donald Trump, and they start loudly and publicly
pulling out of the concert after they'd already been announced
(27:34):
as musical acts. Martina McBride, Brett Michaels. I could go
on and on and on down the list. They're all
they They're all coming out, all of them that you
know what scheduling problem. You know, I've got security concerns. Oh,
I've got irritable bow syndrome. No way I can make it.
They've gave come up with every excuse in the book.
But they're all canceling now and people are really angry
(27:57):
about it, and they're angry at them.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay, that's very fair.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'm gonna read you something it's gonna sound unrelated to
stay with me, Jesse. I know you become more of
a baseball fan in recent years. I was wondering if
you saw O'Keefe media's latest hidden camera expose that means
revealing news story. I know what it means. On the
Washington Nationals their head of community relations covered all the
comedy basses, saying they discriminate against the Catholic player because
(28:26):
he spoke out against drag queens dressed as nuns. They
spy on fans, They pretend to be patriotic because Trump
is in office, but if we elected Ma'm donnie, we'd
skew the other directions. So he admitted having a communist poster. Okay,
all these things, So what's happening here? Musical artists are
pulling out? Why is the professional baseball team that? What's happening.
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We'll be back.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Jesse Kelly returns next. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. I remember you can email
us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So let's wrap
this up because I want to get to the ask
doctor Jesse questions about Japan and Iran and everything else.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
These musical artists. Why are they.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Pulling out the Washington Nationals? Why are they discriminating against Christians?
What's happening? How many times have we had to talk
about how communists look at power, How they look at power.
Communists believe power should be used and used for their
(30:54):
own benefit, us to maintain their power, increase their power.
Communists believe in punishing their enemies and rewarding their friends.
That's the only point in having power. If I made
you dictator of America, you have all the power in
the world. I made you dictator of America for a year.
(31:18):
Are you going to do some selfish things with that?
Probably you're a human being. I bet you money. I
bet you money, you would do something to help somebody else, something,
even if you failed at it, you would try to
do some good for other people. Communists don't think like
that at all. That never enters their mind ever. So
(31:40):
what are we talking about? Why? Why did the Communists
work their way through every institution they possibly could, from teachers' unions,
the university system to corporate America.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Why would they do that?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
All those things, all those institutions. They have power, differing
degrees of power, in different kinds of power, but they
have power. So if you are, for instance, in the
music industry, and you're a communist, and that would be
so many people in the music industry, well, what's the point.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Of having power. It's not just money and getting to
rub elbows with uh? I don't know, Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The point of having power is, well, I'm going to
need to use it for the communist revolution at some point.
At some point, I'm going to reward my friends and
I'm going to punish my enemies. Artists like Martina McBride.
Is she actually in America hating Savage? I don't know.
(32:45):
Maybe she is, Maybe she isn't.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
She's done some Black Lives Matter stuff, so she very
well maybe, But you know what, she is a musician
who likes to perform, a musician who like makes money.
She's a human being after all. Guess what dries up
if she does a quote Trump concert? Those opportunities, you know, Uh,
(33:13):
I forget what the number was. But Billy Joel, he's
either still doing it, but I think he completed it.
He was doing what's known as a residency in Madison
Square Garden. That's when a musician has one venue and
they basically for a period of time. They do this
in Vegas all the time. They perform every month or
every weekend or every Friday and Saturday. Like there's a
(33:34):
Billy Joel concert at Madison Square Garden every single Friday
night and Saturday night something like that, right, I forget
what the number is, so I don't want to just
throw one out there, although I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Throw one out there.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I think it was something like two or three million
dollars a concert. It was millions of dollars. I know
it was millions of dollars a concert. That's a check
Billy Joel got written to him?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
What is it? Corey? One point nine? Hold on, Corey,
my eyes are too bad for this. Corey just handed
it to me. Ten years, one hundred and four sold
out shows, two hundred and sixty six million dollars in
gross revenue. What if that opportunity went away for Billy Joel.
(34:28):
Let's say Billy Joel and I don't think this is
the case. Let's say he's a red, white and blue Patriot.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love America two hundred and sixty six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Hey, Billy, how much would you say you love America?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Because we could sure look at if you would like, Billy,
we could we could take this two hundred and sixty
six million dollar contract and we could just really easy.
Or do you or do you do you want to
perform and make two hundred and sixty six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We need you to.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pull out of that Trump two fifty thing. The only
reason communists take power is to use power. If you're
a Communist in the music industry, you're going to use
that power. If you're a Communist working for the Washington Nationals,
you're going to use that power. If you're a communist
public librarian, you're going to use that power. If you're
(35:20):
a president, you're going to use the power. If you're
a communist teacher, you going to use the power. If
you're a whatever, wherever they are, they believe in aiding
the revolution because they are religious about it. It is
a religion to them, and they are always going to
use it, and we are always going to run up
against it always, and we think to ourselves, well, honestly,
(35:46):
we say the lamest things, and I understand why we
say it, but it is just lame at this point.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And I if we say things.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Why, it shouldn't matter who the president is. It's just
celebrating America. That's how you think, And I'm glad you
think that way. That's a good way to be. I'm
glad you think that way. Communists don't think that way
at all at all. They can't even relate to that
way of thinking.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
America. These people don't give a crap about America anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Most of them made America. They would never do something
just to celebrate America. No, it's about communism, It's about
their own side. Wherever they find power, they will use
said power on behalf of the revolution. It's why we
can't seem to finally take care of things. When it
comes to pro sports. Nascar, I mean, NASCAR might have
(36:39):
the most God and Country fan base in the United
States of America.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
God bless them Nascar.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
NASCAR is one of the worst commi sports leagues out there.
Disgusting amount of communism out of Nascar. These people get
into power, don't care about their fans, God and Country, care.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
About communist of them.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
And you only take power so you can use the
power of NASCAR for the revolution.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
That's how they think.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
All right, someone wants to talk about Trump's Iran war
moves today, you know, the lifting of the blockade, the
history somebody, uh well, somebody wants to get his father
a good history trip. All that and so much more
still to come. On the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
We'll be back
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