July 13, 2026 • 36 mins
Norm gets more and more interested in politics the worse and worse his situation is. Getting more interested in history. Starting to see communist subversion everywhere. Why cant we use the oil we got from Venezuela to help offset the cost of gas.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a pretty fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think you would agree.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So something happened the other day, and it's going to
tie into an email that I just got here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But Bob.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bob is not a hugely political person or historical person,
as you well know. But since our I take that back,
I was about to say, since our Japanese trip, I
would say for the last couple of years, history certainly
has started to It started to peauk her interest more
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and more. She wants to learn more of these things.
She wants to know certain things, and she hears me
go off about some history storytelling the boys, she gets
more interested in it. Okay, Then we go to Japan
for that World War two tour and she's standing on
battlefields and looking at museums.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And it's right now she's reading Eugene Sledge's book With
the Old Breed Like that's how she is starting to
get interested. Yeah, Chris is read at two times. Oh yeah,
you're right, Chris say it two more times. The book
is With the Old Breed one more time. With the
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Old Breed is the name of the book. It's a
World War two in the Pacific book, one of the
greatest ever set.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That sigh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So because of that, she started watching this Netflix series
called American Experiment. And she starts watching it, and she's
smart enough to know, I'm worried about a political bend here.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's Netflix.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I understand this may be a commie presentation of America,
but she's not picking up on any of that at first.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And she tells me, Hey, Jesse, I think you'd.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Really like this show, even though it has Hillary Clinton
in It has a bunch of different people, Republicans and Democrats.
Even though it has Hillary Clinton in it, I haven't
seen anything anti American so far. You'd really like this show.
And I said, baby, it's Netflix. It's gonna get gay
(02:35):
in a second. I promise you. You wait. I'm telling you
you wait. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm not watching.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I never watched it. I think it was two
days later. Three days later she comes to me and
she says, yeah, you were right. I got this email. Hey, Jesse,
have you seen the recent Netflix series The American Experiment.
It starts out pretty innocuous that means harmless. I know
what innocuous means. But then it morphs into a push
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to brand the electoral college absurd and also pack the
Supreme Court, as well as constant reminders of slavery, racism, feminism,
executive depotism. Although I had a feeling it was going
to be hard to watch based on who produced it,
it was almost unbearable to see the likes of Hillary
Dome Gore and many other communist Cretans try to educate
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us and revere the documents they truly hate. Also, Mike
Pence was truly celebrated because they all have tds. Your
thoughts why I did this ANALOGI the other day, but
we'll talk about it in a different way about subversiveness
and what is subversiveness? Because there is an enemy who
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openly declares himself to be your enemy and acts like
your enemy at all times, and of course that's a danger,
you have to consider that, But that's not the most
dangerous kind of enemy. The most dangerous kind of enemy
is the one who's smart enough and slick enough to
make you think he's your friend, he's on your side,
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and then he slowly but surely derails you. Divertue knifes
you in the back. And communists are masterful at this
and always have been. You could easily, I mean easily
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put out a Netflix series, produce it, you would get
it funded. It'd be no problem having funding on there.
That was just, honestly, instead of American exceptionalism, America sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's what you call.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean, American experiment was the name of the show.
But instead of that, you just call it America sucks.
And then your opening scenes could be all your slavery
and the slaughter. Understand what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But what would happen.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What would happen was somebody like my wife, ob would
last five seconds and bip channel off. Well, now you
didn't rope her in. Now you didn't string her along.
You need to rope her in, get her to buy in. Hey,
this show isn't bad. They're talking about the Constitution.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Then you divert her. Remember this, I played it for you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Sounded so innocent to people who don't know what they're
listening to. Matthew McConaughey, total lefty, campaigned on behalf of
gun control and got it passed in the government.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Total lefty.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
But he was standing outside and Dixas even had blue
jeans on, just looking like one of the guys talking
about dancing baby.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Two hundred and fifty years young. How to America and
to a lot of people, that may seem like a
long time to be a country, but it's not. But
I'll tell you what. It's definitely not too long to be.
It's not too long to be an idea, which is
what America is a land that has never been yet,
and that yet that we're seeking and chasing. That that's
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the whole thing. It's a place we're never going to
arrive at. And that's not failure because we won't. That's
by design.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You know, they remade the Wizard of Oz movies. Maybe
you went with your kids. They called them wicked. You
notice they changed who the good guy and bad guy was.
That's the whole idea behind it. Hey, come on to
the movies, the bad guys now the good guy. Show
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it to your kids.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Subversive.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You will see communists subversion everywhere. And part of the
reason it works is we want we want to I
don't know about you, but I do. I want to
be able to get along with democrats. I think that
would be nice. I'm not saying we would vote the
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same way, but I think it would be nice if
on occasion, okay, hey, there's a bipartisan built something basic
that that's good. Let's work together on this right. Human beings,
especially people on the right who are decent, they want that.
There's a desire inside of them for that. And so
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whenever we hear hey, Hillary Clinton, man, she said some
really cool things about Thomas Jefferson. Even though you hate
Hillary Clinton, you've hated her for years and you know
who she is, there is at least a tug inside
of me. Maybe not inside of you, but inside of me,
just just a brief moment where you go, hey, you know,
maybe maybe she does like the country now maybe, And
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that's the idea to get your to get your defenses down.
And then once they're down and you're buying it and
they're talking about the constitution, then it's well, maybe we
should talk about genocide. That's when you that's when you
that's when they slipped this on you.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Did you know that it's been one hundred years since
the Equal Rights Amendment was first introduced and now still
women don't have an explicit guarantee to equal rights under
the US Constitution. Can you believe that? I couldn't even
believe that was real. I mean, women are not asking
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for special rights, just equal rights. Let's turn outrage into authorship.
If it's a two hundred and fiftieth celebration of the country,
isn't it time to update some things. What rights or
guarantees do you feel all women should have in America?
That's a good question. I'm not here to speak for you.
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I just want to pass you the mic, So have
your say at People's Bill of Rights two fifty dot
org not red, not blue. Just shoot.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wow, that was Alicia Keys.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You notice how bipartisan she was, Chris. She even said
at the end.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's not about red or blue, It's just about you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
How do they talk about gun laws when the Communists
is trying to pass gun laws?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Do they stand up and they say.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm gonna come to your house and I'm gonna take
away all your guns. That way, when I run the government,
I'll be the only one with guns and you'll do
what you're told, or I'll come shoot you in the face.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
They don't lead with that, do they.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No? Of course, I'm Matthew mcconnoughey himself as long as
I'm railing on the guy, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Mcconnough's he himself.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
This is just common sense stuff, man, This is can't
we all agree on that?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We all agree? Don't you want to? You're not one
of those crazies, are you.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Let's just do common sense stuff, man, how to America?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Just me here in Texas.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Very subversive, extremely subversive, and much much more dangerous actually
than this round.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
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and they all have the same goals. In the end,
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Dear fellow Texan, this guy says, do you honestly think
there are a lot of independent voters still out there
with the two parties so far away, Are there really
people in the middle, Well, you know what an independent
voter actually is. You know someone in the middle, as
you just described them, do you know what they actually are.
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It's not that they're really truly independent. It's that they
don't care. They don't care about politics. They're not interested
in politics. There is no such thing as a person
who is super interested in politics, who consumes all different
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kinds of news and information left right, everywhere else, And
it's just simply agnostic about the whole thing. That is
not a thing that exists at all. The second you
get interested in power, and that's what politics is. The
second you get in interested in it, who has it,
what they're doing with it, how the other people get
The second you get interested in it, however, you're built
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will oftentimes determine the direction.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You will choose, but you will choose a direction.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Independence. It's just a guy who doesn't care. It's just
a lady who doesn't care. She has her own priorities
in life, and then may be wonderful priorities.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Maybe she's got a career or kids, or a husband,
or she's involved in the church or whatever it is.
She has things in her life that she wants to do.
She doesn't want to read the news. She doesn't care
about the strait of horror moves. She doesn't know anything
about the border. She doesn't know anything about spending or
taxes or whatever. She doesn't know anything. Now here's the
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thing about her. She knows how much things cost. She
knows when she goes to the grocery store and her
money doesn't go as far as it used to go,
when her grocery cart for the same dollar amount is
half empty.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She knows that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And then only then does she start to get vaguely interested.
And here's the problem, the interest level. Then it's only
anger at whoever's in charge.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know, when when Donald Trump won the popular vote
and he won the presidency again, and we were all happy,
and I'm happy, I know you're happy. We were so
happy we finally were going to stop the communist insanity
in the open borders. We were so frigging happy. And
in our elation post election. How about that for a
college word, Chris elation, in our elation post election. I
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don't know if you're you ever do this or if
you're tempted to do this, I know I am. We
will make our post election win about something it wasn't about.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
There are all kinds of different parts to the coalition
that elected Donald Trump president again. Donald Trump was elected
president again because of inflation and immigration.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's not my opinion. Every and I mean every.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Single public poll leading up to that election and the
ones after the election, every single one had those two issues,
what a million miles out ahead of any other issue
out there. And because I am extremely passionate about other issues,
I'm tempted to sit there and say to myself, Yeah,
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you know what this was about? All that climate change crap.
Democrats did all that going green stuff. The American people
caught on to it and they rejected it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That lady I just described got done volunteering at her church.
She doesn't have any idea about the horrible, horrible, wasteful,
crooked crap they did with all that fake climate change stuff.
She has no clue. And she she probably voted for
Biden in the last election. Couldn't afford groceries anymore. Well,
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we'll give Trump a shot. I don't really like him,
We'll give him a shot. We political people make elections
about something they're not about. They're about big things, and
they're almost always about kitchen table things. It comes back
to somebody as a question about oil and the Strait
and Venezuela and things like that, and I'll get to
that in a moment, but it comes back to what
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I was trying to explain when Trump went on this
Iranian adventure and then the poll numbers just started free
falling with Independence and gen Z and people would email
in and who were passionate about it and understandably saying, Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Guess you're okay with Iron having a nuke. I guess
these idiots are okay if he wrong gets a nuke.
I guess they're okay with that, And tried to explain
over and over and over again, not that you're wrong
at all. It's not what I'm saying. But you go
tell that lady who can't afford groceries anymore, that she
should pay even more for them because Iran might get
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a nuclear weapon. Do you have any idea how lame
that's going to sound to her? And you can argue,
you can scream it her. This is really important. Maybe
when people can't die, maybe when people are gonna die.
Why don't you understand all.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You can scream it her till you're blue in the face.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
That quote independent.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She knows what she pays at the gas pump, she
knows what she pays at the grocery store. And if
she thinks that she now can afford even less, that
her standard of living has gone down and she can
lay blame at the feet of the president of the
United States of America, she will do it. That's why
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Trump lost fifty points in the pools independence of a
year and a half. Fifty. I think it actually might
be a little bit more. But fifty, according to some
kitchen table stuff, is what people vote on. We political
people lose sight of that a lot, But that's what
people vote on. If you can't make ends meet, you
don't want to hear about anywhere else. All right, now,
let's talk Venezuela. So we did something really cool there.
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We should have access to this huge stockpile of oil.
Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Member.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes back to the questions Oracle.
I understand and agree when you speak about oil being
a world commodity in the effects of closing the Strait
of Hormuz. With that being said, we now control Venezuela
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oil to an extent. And while it takes a different
refining process, which I get can take time to get going,
why isn't Trump talking about Venezuela oil becoming the world's
source to fill the gap from Iran? Okay, so it's
a very good question. Hey, we took out the Venezuela's government.
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We now have a friendly one there. We've been told
forever that Venezuela sits on the largest oil reserves in
the world. Oh my gosh, Why do I have to
sit in stress about the stupid Straight of Hormuz. All right,
so there's a couple different parts of this. The first
part that's kind of boring, so I'm not going to
go into it in detail. Is you mentioned refining. We
can't just gloss over that. And I'm not an expert,
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but every drop of oil you pull out out of
the ground, it's not the same when you pull oil
out of the ground in Saudi Arabia. That is not
the same oil you were pulling out of the ground
in Venezuela. That's not the same kind of oil you're
pulling out of the ground in Alaska. There are different
kinds of oil, and that oil you have to get
that oil ready for production.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
You have to get it ready to.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Go in and all the various things oil goes into,
which is basically everything. Okay, so you understand you have
to refine it, all right, Well, for to refine it,
you need.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
A refiner. You have to. You have to.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You have to have an oil refinery, right. You can't
just snap your fingers and throw up an oil refinery.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You can't look at Venezuela and say, hey, turn those
pumps into overdrive. We just built this refinery in two days,
we'll just refine that and then that's not how it works.
It takes time, no matter what. That's one two. I
said there were two points, is actually three two. Remember
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one of the stories about about Venezuela. Remember Venezuela was
once I don't want to say free, but freer, and
then the comediest took over and starved.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Everybody did like they do. You got that.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well over that period of time, a lot of their surprise, surprise,
a lot of their capacity to get the oil out
of the ground, rust it out. That's what happens when
you install communists. Who do they hire? You know who
they hire? They hire other communists and friends and family
members and people who don't know what they're doing, and
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so whatever you put them in charge of, it will
slowly die and get worse over time. Yes, we have
a new head of the government in Venezuela, but you
can't just snap your fingers and modernize all this oil
equipment they have right away.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's not how it works. It doesn't work that way.
I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's years of work still to do to try to
get everything worked out.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Now that brings us to the other point. You know,
Let's say, let's say, for the sake.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Of argument, even though it's not true that you could
just crank up the Venezuelan oil, have them double the output,
and then refine it right away and you were good
to go, it still wouldn't work the way you want
it to work. Here's why I have a restaurant. I
have a restaurant. We sell hot dogs. We're a hot
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dog restaurant. Hebrew Nationals Chris, we sell hot dogs. What
do I need for a hot dog restaurant besides the
employees in the building and everything else. I need buns,
I need wieners, I need onions, I need a relish, ketchup, mustard,
may all the various toppings or things.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That is that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
So I my business is in this town. The best place,
the most affordable place to my bun place is in
this town in the east. My place where I buy
my eanners, my wieners, HiT's up north, ketchup and mustard.
I'm getting them some other place in the town in
the south.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And you understand. Okay, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Getting my different items from different places. Now my wieners
are up north. Let's say factory fire something an ice
raising for some reason, and the Hebrew National wiener factory
closes down. Well, I can't just go to where I
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buy my onions and say, hey, give me wieners.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Now. It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You can't just Venezuela an Iran or Saudi Arabia and
all these other countries.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
They're clear across the world.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You don't just magically start to figure out the shipping
and logistics. Even if the oil existed.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You don't just.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Magically say, hey, just take all those ships and all
that you know, the flagship here and ensured by this
and this country ship.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Just take it in a sent it across.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
The Atlantic real quick. It doesn't work that way. It
takes time for those things to work themselves out. If
that makes sense, Jesse, Why don't we import Christian Europeans
that share the same values as us and overwhelm the
people that don't and then kick out all the entitled
illegal foreigners.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well the why is pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Actually, immigration has been used for decades as a weapon
against you, and that's how it's viewed by.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
People in power.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
People in power, we talk about it all the time,
view immigration as.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
The way to defeat you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Because our country has become corrupt and so many of
our leaders are evil. They stress about you way more
than they stress about China or terrorism, or Russia or
Iran or anything like that. When they sit around and
they come up with strategies and schemes and things like that,
it's all about you, You, the patriotic American citizen. Remember,
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these people see themselves as kings and queens. And I
say that, I really want to stress that point. They
do not like or appreciate limits on their power. What
communists doff. The communist believes he should run in control
absolutely everything. If there are any limits at all on
his power, he thinks that is harmful to the communist revolution.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So he wants more power.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
That means less freedom for you, You, the patriotic American
who enjoys being a free person, You don't want that
at all.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
So what to do? What to do? What to do?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, bring in some foreigners. Just bring in foreigners by
any means necessary, I should note illegal legal. Bring him
in on a visa. Let's do an H one B,
a student visa, whatever it is. Go grab foreigners and
bring them into the country as fast as you possibly can.
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And the communist instinctively knows in the end that will
mean more power for him, because foreigners will vote tribally
and transactionally.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They just will, they don't. I mean, I brought up.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That map that, ma'am did you put out of all
the different immigrant enclaves in New York? You remember it
was like little Somalia and all this other crap. Well,
in little Haiti that was one of them. You think
they care about Thomas Jefferson, how many people if you
had to guess, how many people inside of Little Haiti
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have a pocket constitution like you? Do you think they
have any reverence at all for the two hundred and
fiftieth birthday we just had. Do you think they care
about freedom? That? These people don't come from a culture
like that. They come from a culture where all politics
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is tribal and transactional. If you're ma'am Donnie and you
want to be elected in New York City, you walk
into Little Haiti and you don't talk about Thomas Jefferson
or freedom or the Bill of Rights or anything like that.
You walk into Little Haiti and you say, hey, if
you elect me, if you elect me mayor, I'm gonna
X Y and Z for you and your people.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Sound good?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And the tribal leaders go to the other people and say,
we're voting for Mam Donnie because he promised us X
y and Z. Our immigration system was designed to not
bring in people who share our values. Every part of
it was designed to bring in people who don't. Every
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single part of it was designed that way. Trump brought
in a bunch of white farmers from South Africa who
are facing genocide over there. I think it was like
three thousand of them or something like that. You never
hear from them because they're not out there butchering people
or anything else. They just came here, got jobs, hunkered down,
go to church.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You know, the kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
People you'd want to live next to you. The left
freaking freaked out. Why did they freak out? Wait a minute.
We can't have foreigners who will make America stronger.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's not the idea.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Anyway, we'll continue on in a moment. Before we continue,
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We'll be back mists. Catch up Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, Chris, I told
you I had to tell you something, and I might
as well just get out of the way on the
air right now. What I went through, the living hell
I went through this morning. So you know, people, and
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this is really cool. It'll always be cool for me,
at least I hope it'll always be cool for me.
People want me on their shows. Hey, can we interview
for you for this show or this podcast or whatnot?
I want to talk to you about this and that
it's because I'm so witty, Chris what anyway? People want
me on their shows. I at first a few years ago,
(29:52):
was kind of uncomfortable passing these people along to Chris. Chris,
these people, I'm me, And then Chris would look at
the schedules, see if we can even technically do it,
you know, and sometimes we can, sometimes we can't, but
passing it along to Chris. And then once I pass
it along to Chris, if we have time, if we can,
if it's something we want to do, then Chris will
(30:16):
handle all the tactical stuff. We're gonna send a link
to this zoom thing and then Chris. Chris handles all
that stuff. Now that's a that's an important thing to understand,
this division of labor. Chris is really good at that stuff.
I am completely unable to do any of it. And
(30:37):
I mean unable, and not only unable. I'm really embarrassed
about this. I'm not thrilled. I am impatient to the
point of it just makes me want to freak.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Out or just stop, like I just want to.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I just I just almost shut down, like a toddler
who doesn't get that sucker he's begging for in the
grocery store. I just shut down. The second you start
giving well, we need you to go to this link
and fill out this and then if you just do
the verification code and then if you downed all my gosh,
I would rather.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Die than do that.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So, like I said, I got used to it. I now, hey,
I'm forwarding this on to Jewish producer Chris. I'm forwarding
this on to Chris. Check with Chris. All right, that's
become my thing. Chris can work it out. Okay, sorry, Chris. Now,
I didn't tell you this Chris, and I won't go
(31:32):
into details because they didn't skew anything up. But a
show reached out to me and said, hey, all right,
listeners would love to hear from you. This was this morning.
Would you come on the show? This is probably a
week ago.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I didn't think of it. I just said, you know what,
sure it. It was like nine in the morning. It
was no problem.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Were obviously a long way from doing our show nine
in the morning. I'll have a cup of coffee. I'll
do this little podcast thing. Lady who I'm coordinating with
comes out. She says, okay, cool, we'll send you a
link like ten minutes before.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
The show starts.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Already that should have been setting off red flags in
my head. Uh oh uh oh, this should be Chris.
Why am I doing it? But again, no problem. They're
clearly a professional organization. They know what they're doing. I
have a smartphone. I mayby an idiot, but I know
how to hit boop on a link. I know how
to click link on my freaking smartphone. This morning, she
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sends a message, Hey, link's coming soon. I'm there waiting
as you should. I said, no problem, I'm gonna be ready.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I'm ready to send it. Whenever she sends a link,
I don't want to be late. I'm super against being late.
So five minutes before it's supposed to air, I go
in and click on the link. No problem, Yeah, it
doesn't work, takes me to a website. Website says sorry,
(33:03):
you need to go to the app store and download this. Okay,
all right, Well I'm frustrated, but now people are waiting,
and now it's like three minutes away. So I go
to the app store. I mean I can read. I
go to the app store, I download the app. I
go back into the link thing. I click on the link.
Boop sends me to the exact same website instead of
opening up the app. Now she's emailing me saying, well,
(33:25):
maybe if you try this, or maybe if you try that,
can you maybe copy. Chris is already laughing because you
should have seen my face, Chris. It was the color
of a tomato. At this point in time, already am aggravated.
But I don't want to screw over the people who
invited me on and the audience who's sit in there waiting.
I'm trying to do right by them, so I actually start.
She's like, well, maybe if you try to create an
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account with the thing, and I'm like, okay, I don't
want to do. I go in and I try to
create an account. I try to create an account. Then
they said, no, we can't actually validate this until you
go through the verification process. I lost my freaking mind
at that point in time. At that point in time,
she was great, like she the best she could have
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talked me through it. She was frustrated too, because it
wasn't just me being an idiot. We're going to reschedule
to another time. But I got up. I was in
my house. I got up, and ib was in the
kitchen where she should be. I got up and went
and saw ob in the kitchen, and I said, I
don't know that I've ever in my life been angrier
(34:26):
at myself than I am right now.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I know better than this.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
When it's an interview request, when it's a link, when
it's a set something up. You passed that along to Chris,
and for some reason I convinced myself that I didn't
need you this morning, Chris, that I didn't need any help.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And man, my blood pressure was two hundred over.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
One fifty by the time I was done. What, Chris,
you weren't up at nine am? What time did you
get out of bed? I am worried about that, Chris.
By nine am, I think I'd been up for three hours.
But Chris, you really need to become more of a
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morning what. What do I normally wake.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Up at six am? Eh?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Depends on when I go to bed. I would say
seven ish, but six happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Where do I sleep with my wife?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
When do I go to sleep? Ten o'clock? Ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh? See, that's the problem, Chris. You know what my
old first sergeant used to say. He's probably listening right now,
retired sergeant major great man.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
He used to pull.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Us all into formation, and he used to say, same
thing I tell my kids. Now, if you're gonna hoot
with the owls at night, you better be ready to
soar with the eagles in the morning. Chris, it does
not sound like you're ready to soar with the Eagles
in the morning, Chris. And look, I don't up at
six am every day. Like I said, it's seven seven thirty.
But sometimes it's four or five am. I'll wake up
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and then I'm up. I'm a dude. I have things
on my mind, Lots of things, like that big oil
tanker we have to buy to set up our studio.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
How much can that even cost?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Chris, it's a decommissioned No, it would be decommissioned.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Can't be that much. Get your people on it. We
have another hour. Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a pretty fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I think you would agree.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
So something happened the other day, and it's going to
tie into an email that I just got here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But Bob.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Bob is not a hugely political person or historical person,
as you well know. But since our I take that back,
I was about to say, since our Japanese trip, I
would say for the last couple of years, history certainly
has started to It started to peauk her interest more
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and more. She wants to learn more of these things.
She wants to know certain things, and she hears me
go off about some history storytelling the boys, she gets
more interested in it. Okay, Then we go to Japan
for that World War two tour and she's standing on
battlefields and looking at museums.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And things like that.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
And it's right now she's reading Eugene Sledge's book With
the Old Breed Like that's how she is starting to
get interested. Yeah, Chris is read at two times. Oh yeah,
you're right, Chris say it two more times. The book
is With the Old Breed one more time. With the
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Old Breed is the name of the book. It's a
World War two in the Pacific book, one of the
greatest ever set.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That sigh.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So because of that, she started watching this Netflix series
called American Experiment. And she starts watching it, and she's
smart enough to know, I'm worried about a political bend here.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's Netflix.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I understand this may be a commie presentation of America,
but she's not picking up on any of that at first.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And she tells me, Hey, Jesse, I think you'd.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Really like this show, even though it has Hillary Clinton
in It has a bunch of different people, Republicans and Democrats.
Even though it has Hillary Clinton in it, I haven't
seen anything anti American so far. You'd really like this show.
And I said, baby, it's Netflix. It's gonna get gay
(02:35):
in a second. I promise you. You wait. I'm telling you
you wait. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm not watching.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So I never watched it. I think it was two
days later. Three days later she comes to me and
she says, yeah, you were right. I got this email. Hey, Jesse,
have you seen the recent Netflix series The American Experiment.
It starts out pretty innocuous that means harmless. I know
what innocuous means. But then it morphs into a push
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to brand the electoral college absurd and also pack the
Supreme Court, as well as constant reminders of slavery, racism, feminism,
executive depotism. Although I had a feeling it was going
to be hard to watch based on who produced it,
it was almost unbearable to see the likes of Hillary
Dome Gore and many other communist Cretans try to educate
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us and revere the documents they truly hate. Also, Mike
Pence was truly celebrated because they all have tds. Your
thoughts why I did this ANALOGI the other day, but
we'll talk about it in a different way about subversiveness
and what is subversiveness? Because there is an enemy who
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openly declares himself to be your enemy and acts like
your enemy at all times, and of course that's a danger,
you have to consider that, But that's not the most
dangerous kind of enemy. The most dangerous kind of enemy
is the one who's smart enough and slick enough to
make you think he's your friend, he's on your side,
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and then he slowly but surely derails you. Divertue knifes
you in the back. And communists are masterful at this
and always have been. You could easily, I mean easily
(04:37):
put out a Netflix series, produce it, you would get
it funded. It'd be no problem having funding on there.
That was just, honestly, instead of American exceptionalism, America sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's what you call.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean, American experiment was the name of the show.
But instead of that, you just call it America sucks.
And then your opening scenes could be all your slavery
and the slaughter. Understand what I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
But what would happen.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
What would happen was somebody like my wife, ob would
last five seconds and bip channel off. Well, now you
didn't rope her in. Now you didn't string her along.
You need to rope her in, get her to buy in. Hey,
this show isn't bad. They're talking about the Constitution.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Then you divert her. Remember this, I played it for you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Sounded so innocent to people who don't know what they're
listening to. Matthew McConaughey, total lefty, campaigned on behalf of
gun control and got it passed in the government.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Total lefty.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
But he was standing outside and Dixas even had blue
jeans on, just looking like one of the guys talking
about dancing baby.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Two hundred and fifty years young. How to America and
to a lot of people, that may seem like a
long time to be a country, but it's not. But
I'll tell you what. It's definitely not too long to be.
It's not too long to be an idea, which is
what America is a land that has never been yet,
and that yet that we're seeking and chasing. That that's
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the whole thing. It's a place we're never going to
arrive at. And that's not failure because we won't. That's
by design.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
You know, they remade the Wizard of Oz movies. Maybe
you went with your kids. They called them wicked. You
notice they changed who the good guy and bad guy was.
That's the whole idea behind it. Hey, come on to
the movies, the bad guys now the good guy. Show
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it to your kids.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Subversive.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You will see communists subversion everywhere. And part of the
reason it works is we want we want to I
don't know about you, but I do. I want to
be able to get along with democrats. I think that
would be nice. I'm not saying we would vote the
(07:07):
same way, but I think it would be nice if
on occasion, okay, hey, there's a bipartisan built something basic
that that's good. Let's work together on this right. Human beings,
especially people on the right who are decent, they want that.
There's a desire inside of them for that. And so
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whenever we hear hey, Hillary Clinton, man, she said some
really cool things about Thomas Jefferson. Even though you hate
Hillary Clinton, you've hated her for years and you know
who she is, there is at least a tug inside
of me. Maybe not inside of you, but inside of me,
just just a brief moment where you go, hey, you know,
maybe maybe she does like the country now maybe, And
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that's the idea to get your to get your defenses down.
And then once they're down and you're buying it and
they're talking about the constitution, then it's well, maybe we
should talk about genocide. That's when you that's when you
that's when they slipped this on you.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Did you know that it's been one hundred years since
the Equal Rights Amendment was first introduced and now still
women don't have an explicit guarantee to equal rights under
the US Constitution. Can you believe that? I couldn't even
believe that was real. I mean, women are not asking
(08:31):
for special rights, just equal rights. Let's turn outrage into authorship.
If it's a two hundred and fiftieth celebration of the country,
isn't it time to update some things. What rights or
guarantees do you feel all women should have in America?
That's a good question. I'm not here to speak for you.
(08:51):
I just want to pass you the mic, So have
your say at People's Bill of Rights two fifty dot
org not red, not blue. Just shoot.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Wow, that was Alicia Keys.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You notice how bipartisan she was, Chris. She even said
at the end.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It's not about red or blue, It's just about you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
How do they talk about gun laws when the Communists
is trying to pass gun laws?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Do they stand up and they say.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I'm gonna come to your house and I'm gonna take
away all your guns. That way, when I run the government,
I'll be the only one with guns and you'll do
what you're told, or I'll come shoot you in the face.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
They don't lead with that, do they.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
No? Of course, I'm Matthew mcconnoughey himself as long as
I'm railing on the guy, Matthew.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Mcconnough's he himself.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
This is just common sense stuff, man, This is can't
we all agree on that?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We all agree? Don't you want to? You're not one
of those crazies, are you.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Let's just do common sense stuff, man, how to America?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Just me here in Texas.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Very subversive, extremely subversive, and much much more dangerous actually
than this round.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
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Dear fellow Texan, this guy says, do you honestly think
there are a lot of independent voters still out there
with the two parties so far away, Are there really
people in the middle, Well, you know what an independent
voter actually is. You know someone in the middle, as
you just described them, do you know what they actually are.
(12:24):
It's not that they're really truly independent. It's that they
don't care. They don't care about politics. They're not interested
in politics. There is no such thing as a person
who is super interested in politics, who consumes all different
(12:45):
kinds of news and information left right, everywhere else, And
it's just simply agnostic about the whole thing. That is
not a thing that exists at all. The second you
get interested in power, and that's what politics is. The
second you get in interested in it, who has it,
what they're doing with it, how the other people get
The second you get interested in it, however, you're built
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will oftentimes determine the direction.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You will choose, but you will choose a direction.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Independence. It's just a guy who doesn't care. It's just
a lady who doesn't care. She has her own priorities
in life, and then may be wonderful priorities.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Maybe she's got a career or kids, or a husband,
or she's involved in the church or whatever it is.
She has things in her life that she wants to do.
She doesn't want to read the news. She doesn't care
about the strait of horror moves. She doesn't know anything
about the border. She doesn't know anything about spending or
taxes or whatever. She doesn't know anything. Now here's the
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thing about her. She knows how much things cost. She
knows when she goes to the grocery store and her
money doesn't go as far as it used to go,
when her grocery cart for the same dollar amount is
half empty.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
She knows that.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And then only then does she start to get vaguely interested.
And here's the problem, the interest level. Then it's only
anger at whoever's in charge.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
You know, when when Donald Trump won the popular vote
and he won the presidency again, and we were all happy,
and I'm happy, I know you're happy. We were so
happy we finally were going to stop the communist insanity
in the open borders. We were so frigging happy. And
in our elation post election. How about that for a
college word, Chris elation, in our elation post election. I
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don't know if you're you ever do this or if
you're tempted to do this, I know I am. We
will make our post election win about something it wasn't about.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
There are all kinds of different parts to the coalition
that elected Donald Trump president again. Donald Trump was elected
president again because of inflation and immigration.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's not my opinion. Every and I mean every.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Single public poll leading up to that election and the
ones after the election, every single one had those two issues,
what a million miles out ahead of any other issue
out there. And because I am extremely passionate about other issues,
I'm tempted to sit there and say to myself, Yeah,
(15:39):
you know what this was about? All that climate change crap.
Democrats did all that going green stuff. The American people
caught on to it and they rejected it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
No, they didn't.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
That lady I just described got done volunteering at her church.
She doesn't have any idea about the horrible, horrible, wasteful,
crooked crap they did with all that fake climate change stuff.
She has no clue. And she she probably voted for
Biden in the last election. Couldn't afford groceries anymore. Well,
(16:17):
we'll give Trump a shot. I don't really like him,
We'll give him a shot. We political people make elections
about something they're not about. They're about big things, and
they're almost always about kitchen table things. It comes back
to somebody as a question about oil and the Strait
and Venezuela and things like that, and I'll get to
that in a moment, but it comes back to what
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I was trying to explain when Trump went on this
Iranian adventure and then the poll numbers just started free
falling with Independence and gen Z and people would email
in and who were passionate about it and understandably saying, Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Guess you're okay with Iron having a nuke. I guess
these idiots are okay if he wrong gets a nuke.
I guess they're okay with that, And tried to explain
over and over and over again, not that you're wrong
at all. It's not what I'm saying. But you go
tell that lady who can't afford groceries anymore, that she
should pay even more for them because Iran might get
(17:15):
a nuclear weapon. Do you have any idea how lame
that's going to sound to her? And you can argue,
you can scream it her. This is really important. Maybe
when people can't die, maybe when people are gonna die.
Why don't you understand all.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You can scream it her till you're blue in the face.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
That quote independent.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
She knows what she pays at the gas pump, she
knows what she pays at the grocery store. And if
she thinks that she now can afford even less, that
her standard of living has gone down and she can
lay blame at the feet of the president of the
United States of America, she will do it. That's why
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Trump lost fifty points in the pools independence of a
year and a half. Fifty. I think it actually might
be a little bit more. But fifty, according to some
kitchen table stuff, is what people vote on. We political
people lose sight of that a lot, But that's what
people vote on. If you can't make ends meet, you
don't want to hear about anywhere else. All right, now,
let's talk Venezuela. So we did something really cool there.
(18:21):
We should have access to this huge stockpile of oil.
Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Member.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
If you miss any part of the show, you can
download at iHeart, Spotify, iTunes back to the questions Oracle.
I understand and agree when you speak about oil being
a world commodity in the effects of closing the Strait
of Hormuz. With that being said, we now control Venezuela
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oil to an extent. And while it takes a different
refining process, which I get can take time to get going,
why isn't Trump talking about Venezuela oil becoming the world's
source to fill the gap from Iran? Okay, so it's
a very good question. Hey, we took out the Venezuela's government.
(19:13):
We now have a friendly one there. We've been told
forever that Venezuela sits on the largest oil reserves in
the world. Oh my gosh, Why do I have to
sit in stress about the stupid Straight of Hormuz. All right,
so there's a couple different parts of this. The first
part that's kind of boring, so I'm not going to
go into it in detail. Is you mentioned refining. We
can't just gloss over that. And I'm not an expert,
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but every drop of oil you pull out out of
the ground, it's not the same when you pull oil
out of the ground in Saudi Arabia. That is not
the same oil you were pulling out of the ground
in Venezuela. That's not the same kind of oil you're
pulling out of the ground in Alaska. There are different
kinds of oil, and that oil you have to get
that oil ready for production.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
You have to get it ready to.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Go in and all the various things oil goes into,
which is basically everything. Okay, so you understand you have
to refine it, all right, Well, for to refine it,
you need.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
A refiner. You have to. You have to.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You have to have an oil refinery, right. You can't
just snap your fingers and throw up an oil refinery.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You can't look at Venezuela and say, hey, turn those
pumps into overdrive. We just built this refinery in two days,
we'll just refine that and then that's not how it works.
It takes time, no matter what. That's one two. I
said there were two points, is actually three two. Remember
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one of the stories about about Venezuela. Remember Venezuela was
once I don't want to say free, but freer, and
then the comediest took over and starved.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Everybody did like they do. You got that.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Well over that period of time, a lot of their surprise, surprise,
a lot of their capacity to get the oil out
of the ground, rust it out. That's what happens when
you install communists. Who do they hire? You know who
they hire? They hire other communists and friends and family
members and people who don't know what they're doing, and
(21:18):
so whatever you put them in charge of, it will
slowly die and get worse over time. Yes, we have
a new head of the government in Venezuela, but you
can't just snap your fingers and modernize all this oil
equipment they have right away.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
That's not how it works. It doesn't work that way.
I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
There's years of work still to do to try to
get everything worked out.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Now that brings us to the other point. You know,
Let's say, let's say, for the sake.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Of argument, even though it's not true that you could
just crank up the Venezuelan oil, have them double the output,
and then refine it right away and you were good
to go, it still wouldn't work the way you want
it to work. Here's why I have a restaurant. I
have a restaurant. We sell hot dogs. We're a hot
(22:08):
dog restaurant. Hebrew Nationals Chris, we sell hot dogs. What
do I need for a hot dog restaurant besides the
employees in the building and everything else. I need buns,
I need wieners, I need onions, I need a relish, ketchup, mustard,
may all the various toppings or things.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
That is that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:27):
So I my business is in this town. The best place,
the most affordable place to my bun place is in
this town in the east. My place where I buy
my eanners, my wieners, HiT's up north, ketchup and mustard.
I'm getting them some other place in the town in
the south.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
And you understand. Okay, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Getting my different items from different places. Now my wieners
are up north. Let's say factory fire something an ice
raising for some reason, and the Hebrew National wiener factory
closes down. Well, I can't just go to where I
(23:07):
buy my onions and say, hey, give me wieners.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Now. It doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
You can't just Venezuela an Iran or Saudi Arabia and
all these other countries.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
They're clear across the world.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
You don't just magically start to figure out the shipping
and logistics. Even if the oil existed.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You don't just.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Magically say, hey, just take all those ships and all
that you know, the flagship here and ensured by this
and this country ship.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Just take it in a sent it across.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
The Atlantic real quick. It doesn't work that way. It
takes time for those things to work themselves out. If
that makes sense, Jesse, Why don't we import Christian Europeans
that share the same values as us and overwhelm the
people that don't and then kick out all the entitled
illegal foreigners.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Well the why is pretty simple.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Actually, immigration has been used for decades as a weapon
against you, and that's how it's viewed by.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
People in power.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
People in power, we talk about it all the time,
view immigration as.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
The way to defeat you.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Because our country has become corrupt and so many of
our leaders are evil. They stress about you way more
than they stress about China or terrorism, or Russia or
Iran or anything like that. When they sit around and
they come up with strategies and schemes and things like that,
it's all about you, You, the patriotic American citizen. Remember,
(24:48):
these people see themselves as kings and queens. And I
say that, I really want to stress that point. They
do not like or appreciate limits on their power. What
communists doff. The communist believes he should run in control
absolutely everything. If there are any limits at all on
his power, he thinks that is harmful to the communist revolution.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
So he wants more power.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
That means less freedom for you, You, the patriotic American
who enjoys being a free person, You don't want that
at all.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
So what to do? What to do? What to do?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, bring in some foreigners. Just bring in foreigners by
any means necessary, I should note illegal legal. Bring him
in on a visa. Let's do an H one B,
a student visa, whatever it is. Go grab foreigners and
bring them into the country as fast as you possibly can.
(25:46):
And the communist instinctively knows in the end that will
mean more power for him, because foreigners will vote tribally
and transactionally.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
They just will, they don't. I mean, I brought up.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That map that, ma'am did you put out of all
the different immigrant enclaves in New York? You remember it
was like little Somalia and all this other crap. Well,
in little Haiti that was one of them. You think
they care about Thomas Jefferson, how many people if you
had to guess, how many people inside of Little Haiti
(26:22):
have a pocket constitution like you? Do you think they
have any reverence at all for the two hundred and
fiftieth birthday we just had. Do you think they care
about freedom? That? These people don't come from a culture
like that. They come from a culture where all politics
(26:42):
is tribal and transactional. If you're ma'am Donnie and you
want to be elected in New York City, you walk
into Little Haiti and you don't talk about Thomas Jefferson
or freedom or the Bill of Rights or anything like that.
You walk into Little Haiti and you say, hey, if
you elect me, if you elect me mayor, I'm gonna
X Y and Z for you and your people.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Sound good?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And the tribal leaders go to the other people and say,
we're voting for Mam Donnie because he promised us X
y and Z. Our immigration system was designed to not
bring in people who share our values. Every part of
it was designed to bring in people who don't. Every
(27:24):
single part of it was designed that way. Trump brought
in a bunch of white farmers from South Africa who
are facing genocide over there. I think it was like
three thousand of them or something like that. You never
hear from them because they're not out there butchering people
or anything else. They just came here, got jobs, hunkered down,
go to church.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
You know, the kind of.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
People you'd want to live next to you. The left
freaking freaked out. Why did they freak out? Wait a minute.
We can't have foreigners who will make America stronger.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's not the idea.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
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We'll be back mists. Catch up Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So, Chris, I told
you I had to tell you something, and I might
as well just get out of the way on the
air right now. What I went through, the living hell
I went through this morning. So you know, people, and
(29:27):
this is really cool. It'll always be cool for me,
at least I hope it'll always be cool for me.
People want me on their shows. Hey, can we interview
for you for this show or this podcast or whatnot?
I want to talk to you about this and that
it's because I'm so witty, Chris what anyway? People want
me on their shows. I at first a few years ago,
(29:52):
was kind of uncomfortable passing these people along to Chris. Chris,
these people, I'm me, And then Chris would look at
the schedules, see if we can even technically do it,
you know, and sometimes we can, sometimes we can't, but
passing it along to Chris. And then once I pass
it along to Chris, if we have time, if we can,
if it's something we want to do, then Chris will
(30:16):
handle all the tactical stuff. We're gonna send a link
to this zoom thing and then Chris. Chris handles all
that stuff. Now that's a that's an important thing to understand,
this division of labor. Chris is really good at that stuff.
I am completely unable to do any of it. And
(30:37):
I mean unable, and not only unable. I'm really embarrassed
about this. I'm not thrilled. I am impatient to the
point of it just makes me want to freak.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Out or just stop, like I just want to.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I just I just almost shut down, like a toddler
who doesn't get that sucker he's begging for in the
grocery store. I just shut down. The second you start
giving well, we need you to go to this link
and fill out this and then if you just do
the verification code and then if you downed all my gosh,
I would rather.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Die than do that.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
So, like I said, I got used to it. I now, hey,
I'm forwarding this on to Jewish producer Chris. I'm forwarding
this on to Chris. Check with Chris. All right, that's
become my thing. Chris can work it out. Okay, sorry, Chris. Now,
I didn't tell you this Chris, and I won't go
(31:32):
into details because they didn't skew anything up. But a
show reached out to me and said, hey, all right,
listeners would love to hear from you. This was this morning.
Would you come on the show? This is probably a
week ago.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I didn't think of it. I just said, you know what,
sure it. It was like nine in the morning. It
was no problem.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Were obviously a long way from doing our show nine
in the morning. I'll have a cup of coffee. I'll
do this little podcast thing. Lady who I'm coordinating with
comes out. She says, okay, cool, we'll send you a
link like ten minutes before.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
The show starts.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Already that should have been setting off red flags in
my head. Uh oh uh oh, this should be Chris.
Why am I doing it? But again, no problem. They're
clearly a professional organization. They know what they're doing. I
have a smartphone. I mayby an idiot, but I know
how to hit boop on a link. I know how
to click link on my freaking smartphone. This morning, she
(32:35):
sends a message, Hey, link's coming soon. I'm there waiting
as you should. I said, no problem, I'm gonna be ready.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I'm right here.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I'm ready to send it. Whenever she sends a link,
I don't want to be late. I'm super against being late.
So five minutes before it's supposed to air, I go
in and click on the link. No problem, Yeah, it
doesn't work, takes me to a website. Website says sorry,
(33:03):
you need to go to the app store and download this. Okay,
all right, Well I'm frustrated, but now people are waiting,
and now it's like three minutes away. So I go
to the app store. I mean I can read. I
go to the app store, I download the app. I
go back into the link thing. I click on the link.
Boop sends me to the exact same website instead of
opening up the app. Now she's emailing me saying, well,
(33:25):
maybe if you try this, or maybe if you try that,
can you maybe copy. Chris is already laughing because you
should have seen my face, Chris. It was the color
of a tomato. At this point in time, already am aggravated.
But I don't want to screw over the people who
invited me on and the audience who's sit in there waiting.
I'm trying to do right by them, so I actually start.
She's like, well, maybe if you try to create an
(33:46):
account with the thing, and I'm like, okay, I don't
want to do. I go in and I try to
create an account. I try to create an account. Then
they said, no, we can't actually validate this until you
go through the verification process. I lost my freaking mind
at that point in time. At that point in time,
she was great, like she the best she could have
(34:06):
talked me through it. She was frustrated too, because it
wasn't just me being an idiot. We're going to reschedule
to another time. But I got up. I was in
my house. I got up, and ib was in the
kitchen where she should be. I got up and went
and saw ob in the kitchen, and I said, I
don't know that I've ever in my life been angrier
(34:26):
at myself than I am right now.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I know better than this.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
When it's an interview request, when it's a link, when
it's a set something up. You passed that along to Chris,
and for some reason I convinced myself that I didn't
need you this morning, Chris, that I didn't need any help.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
And man, my blood pressure was two hundred over.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
One fifty by the time I was done. What, Chris,
you weren't up at nine am? What time did you
get out of bed? I am worried about that, Chris.
By nine am, I think I'd been up for three hours.
But Chris, you really need to become more of a
(35:11):
morning what. What do I normally wake.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Up at six am? Eh?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Depends on when I go to bed. I would say
seven ish, but six happens sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Where do I sleep with my wife?
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
When do I go to sleep? Ten o'clock? Ten o'clock.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Oh? See, that's the problem, Chris. You know what my
old first sergeant used to say. He's probably listening right now,
retired sergeant major great man.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
He used to pull.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Us all into formation, and he used to say, same
thing I tell my kids. Now, if you're gonna hoot
with the owls at night, you better be ready to
soar with the eagles in the morning. Chris, it does
not sound like you're ready to soar with the Eagles
in the morning, Chris. And look, I don't up at
six am every day. Like I said, it's seven seven thirty.
But sometimes it's four or five am. I'll wake up
(36:05):
and then I'm up. I'm a dude. I have things
on my mind, Lots of things, like that big oil
tanker we have to buy to set up our studio.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
How much can that even cost?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
Chris, it's a decommissioned No, it would be decommissioned.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Can't be that much. Get your people on it. We
have another hour. Hang on
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