August 13, 2026 • 36 mins
Digging further down on the Trump Turkey assassination. Freezing part of America out of the workforce.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. So I have a little update on that
Iran Trump assassination story. In case you're wondering why I'm
going to update you on it, it's just because I
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proved to be I was proved to be right yet again,
and it's all about bragging on myself. Then we'll get
to some immigration talk all that. So much more to
come emails on the second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
just to quick recap, the media is still trying to
make this some sort of a controversy because it may
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have ended up killing some media people, and apparently media
people don't like that. But Donald Trump, he's getting ready
to board Air Force one. He in fact does board
Air Force one. He's overseas, and then Secret Service steps
in says, hey, mister President, come right this way. They
sneak him off Air Force one and a catering truck.
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This is why they reported. Now I wish it wasn't
because that's kind of an escape plane clearly they used,
but either way, it was reported President gets away in
a catering truck takes a different military aircraft back home,
Air Force one, and the people who were on Air
Force one, including the journalists, they took off on Air
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Force one. All right, journalists are upset about that. No
one feels like taking a shoulder file missile up the
rear end when they're flying in a plane. So I
can certainly understand the angst. Nevertheless, the Secret Service does
not exist to protect CNN, doesn't exist to protect you,
doesn't exist to protect me. It exists to look after
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the principle. Certainly the ones assigned to president the United
States of America, so they did their job. We got
all that. Now back to what we talked about before.
I said, this is a much more serious and dangerous
situation than people think. And here's why. For a person,
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even a trained person, depending on the level of training,
of course, for a person an individual, it's a very
difficult thing to assassinate the president of the United States
of America. But it generally is a difficult thing. I
know guys have pulled it off Lee Harvey Oswald with
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the help of the mafia. I understand that. I understand
that loser at Butler came inches away from pulling it off.
I understand that, But historically there's a reason it's very
very rare that lots of people want to kill the
president all the time, no matter who he is, Republican, Democrat,
no matter what period of time, he's the leader of
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the free world. Whenever you're that guy, people want to
kill you. It's the way it is. But it hasn't
happened very often because it's difficult. It's difficult to get
the equipment, it's difficult to convince yourself that it's worth
dying for, and it normally is a suicidal thing to
kill the president. It's difficult to get the intelligence you
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need on the target. Where is he, where's he going
to be? Where are the weaknesses? This is you know,
put it to you this way. You know that I
was just an average four year infantry marine and I
wasn't some superstud But you also you've heard the Bkas
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of the world, the Clay Martins of the world come
on this show, and they were those guys, you know,
green Berets and pj's and seals and all this stuff.
They were part of that whole world. And we love
those kind of guys, don't we Me too, Me too?
Don't we love those kind of guys, the super studs
who can do it. We look at him like superheroes almost,
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don't we. We love those guys, and they deserve so
much of that praise. I'm certainly not going to short
them on any of that. Do you know how effective
those guys would be at what they do without somebody
gathering the intelligence necessary to hand them a package on
whatever they're going to do. If let's say, hypothetically, and
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this is purely a hypothetical, Let's say hypothetically, Klay Martin
and his Green Beret buddies happen to be in Iraq, Iraq,
all right, They happen to be in Iraq, and there
is a high, high level Al Qaeda commander in Iraq,
and the United States government doesn't necessarily want him killed.
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They want him snatch They want to snatch him up.
They want to take him, take him for interrogation, whisk
him away. Well, is Clay and his merry group of
men are they physically capable of doing that? Of course
they are, depending on where the guy is, of course,
But you think Clay knows where he's sleeping, You think
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that's information that they could just come up with on
their own. The intelligence gathering forces of the United States
government are amazing, and because they're so good at what
they do, they're able to walk into Clay Martin and
slam a folder down on his desk. If Clay actually
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has a desk, he probably sits on metal spikes or something.
They're able to slam a folder down on his desk
that says, Hey, here's where Abdul sleeps, this is where
his kids go to school, this is where he lives.
Here's a picture of the compound where you can find him, Clay.
Here's all the information. And Clay and his boys say, Okay,
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well that's all I needed. We'll go get him. Nation
states are able to kill people, and not just the
United States of America. Nation states are able to kill people,
including powerful people. You know that France could kill our
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president right now you think France of France, it's a
second rate power. You're right. France could kill the president.
They could. China could kill the president. They could. These
nation states can kill whoever they want. Iran can kill two.
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Iran works closely with enemy countries of ours, like Russia
and China, who aid them an intelligence gathering There is
nobody in the satellite game who does it better than Russia.
Iran is able to get information that you don't want
them to have. I've told you over and over again,
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don't make the mistake of thinking about those dirt balls
in Iran as a bunch of useless idiot jihattis in
mud huts and RPGs and old kalishnikovs, and they don't
have any technology and they don't have any knowledge. No,
they're not the United States of America. They're not a
modern country, a modern military. I'm not pretending like they
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are or not ultramodern. I take that back. They've got
a lot of modern stuff. They're not an ultramodern place.
But you know what they do have. They have the
ability to gather intelligence. And if the President of the
United States of America was secretly removed from Air Force
one and snuck out of the country, the threat was very,
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very real. Headline Iran knew Trump's exact hotel and floor,
and a shoulder fired missile was seen near the NATO summit.
I'm not trying to freak you out. I'm trying to
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drive the point home. If Heron wants to kill Donald Trump,
that's a problem. And if they were making a serious
attempt at killing Donald Trump, and you never know what
to believe, but it sure looks like they were, that's
a problem. And it's a problem for a whole host
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of reasons. The big one, of course, we don't want
anyone to kill Donald Trump. I don't want any president killed.
I didn't want Joe Biden killed or Obama, even the
ones I hate. I don't want any president killed. That's
terrible for the country. It's terrible for everything. It's don't
want that thing to I don't want anything like that
to happen. Plus, I like Trump. I really don't want
to see him killed. Plus he's a father, he's a grandfather.
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On a personal level, I would prefer that doesn't happen.
Beyond any of that, as we already know, the response
would have to be something nuclear level. It would be
over the top response. If anyone took out the president
of the United States of America, you would have to
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declare in all out war on whatever nation did that.
And my point in bringing all this up is not
to say, hey, I was right about the whole thing.
That was just a nice side benefit. My point in
bringing all this up is this. I'm worried. Between the
Communists who tried to kill Trump multiple times, now we
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have a nation state we think is trying to kill him,
possibly working in a subtle way with the Russians in
Chinese to get the intelligence they need to kill him.
I'm worried. I am. Trump's talked about it multiple times.
How he knows they want to kill him, and he
Trump handles it as awesome as you could handle it. Well,
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if they get me, they get me what it is.
What it is. This is a guy who's almost been
killed multiple times. But I am worried. We love the missus, right,
you only got to hit once. Anyway, Let's move on.
That was dark. I told you we were going to
talk a little bit about immigration, then I got distracted.
We will actually do that next. What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly.
(10:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
talking to you about any a lot of things, assassination attempts.
We talked about the Communists being after kids in the
first hour. I need to tell you about ask doctor
Jesse Friday. That is tomorrow. You need to get your
questions emailed in now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
(10:47):
I still have to get to McDonald's in my eyes
and other things before we do that. We did a
couple little headlines together breaking This is from libs of TikTok.
Kathy Hochel announces seven million dollars in taxpayer money. It's
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going towards the legal fees of illegal aliens. Really, huh.
I'll pair that with these two headlines. DOJ charges eleven
New Yorkers with operating sham marriage scheme to get US
citizenship for Chinese nationals. Oh look, another headline? Where'd this
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come from? Owner of suspiciously vacant adult daycare build Medicaid
thirty two million dollars while donating two Kathy Hochel. As
we have said time and time and time and time
and time again, it is a simple arrangement. If you're
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a Democrat communist in the United States of America, it
just comes down to this. Normal Americans hate you. Americans
doesn't have to be hardcore right wingers, red blooded Americans
despise the modern Democrat Party. But foreigners don't care about
any of that. They don't care about the country. They
certainly don't care about the constitution or the culture. They
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just want to get here and loot. They just want
to loot the place. So Democrats have figured out, we'll
just bring them here and we'll help them loot. We'll
pay them for all this. Some of the money will
flow back to us, and they will vote en mass
for Democrats. Without foreigners, there is no Democrat party. It
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ceases to exist. It would be a twenty percent party.
They would have to close it down and start something
new without foreigners. Don't believe me, Oh, here's a good one.
Abdul al said he's been getting a lot of pub
this Muslim running for Senate and Michigan saying stuff like
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to believe.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That Medicare for All should cover all healthcare, which is
defined by what a patient needs in accordance with their doctor.
So that includes reproductive rights right, that includes gener affirming care.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Here's more, It is going to require taxes, and the
question of who pays those taxes is an important question.
There's a philosophical debate about how much of those taxes
we would ask working Americans to pay. And I fall
on the argument that I think it's important that from
the political economy perspective that everybody pays a bit in
because when you look at conservative arguments for social security
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and Medicare, it almost always has to do with the
fact that I paid into the system. Ergo I take
from the system, and I think that is a justification
that's worth investing in.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Here. Yeah, that's him telling you he's going to raise
your taxes for his communist healthcare system. Hey, Abdul said, companies,
you don't think the government should take them over? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Are you in favor of public ownership models like the
one Bernie introduced?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So I want to actually take it a step further.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, I agree that we need public ownership, but I
also agree that we need some system of public control. Yeah, Like,
what is the point of democracy if it's not to
protect us from existential risk?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay? How did he win the nomination in Michigan? Did
you see this lady Hailey Stevens he was running against.
She's a little goofy, little dorky. But you hear her talk,
you see her walk, and you think to yourself, Okay,
she seems Michigan to me. Okay, so how did she lose?
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Because non Arab voters in the state of Michigan WHOA,
they voted for Hailey Stevens. Forty eight to forty seven
voted for Hailey Stevens. Let's go down and look, oh
Arab voters in mission, ninety four percent of them voted
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for abdul l said, five percent voted for Hayley Stevens.
The end result is Abdul al Said is possibly the
next United States Senator from Michigan. Immigration is all that matters,
Here's Brandon Gills.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
So large scale Islamic immigration into the United States benefits
the left because they're able to play that group off
of other groups and say that you're the victim. You
need to be able to come into this country and
bring in all of your family members, and it's the
evil Republicans who aren't allowing you to do that. That's
the one thing I think. On the other hand, you
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also see what are some of the similarities between socialism
and Islamism, and one of them is certainly power. Here's
more Brandon Gill imtigration being one of the biggest things.
Ask yourself, whenever you flood this country with millions of people,
primarily illegal but also a large scale legal immigration in
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certain areas, what does that do That suppresses wages while
at the same time driving up the price of rent
and the price of housing, so you're getting hit on
both fronts. These are also the same people who are
coming in and taking American jobs, making it harder to
find work. They're the reason why whenever you go to
the hospital and you realize your doctor bill or your
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insurance bill is insane, you realize it's because we have
millions of people from all over the Third World that
have been let into our country and we're subsidizing their healthcare,
and your insurance prices are paying for that. I mean,
you can go on and on and on, but that's
what I think that it all does go back to
mass migration.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Pro amnesty groups fund the wall of twenty thousand lawsuits
to block migrant deportations over and over and over again.
We see it the complete dedication of the Democrat Party
to fill this contree up with foreigners because that is there,
that's their path to power. With them, they will win.
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Without them, they will cease to exist. Immigration's the only
issue that matters. That in getting to stop dealing with insurance.
That's like Christmas morning. When you are as a business
owner or an HR manager, whatever you are. When you
get to stop dealing with insurance, you'll probably mark that
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Speaker 5 (18:26):
Get that right.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, wonderful Thursday. As we near the end
of the week. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download at iHeart spotify Itune. Hey, Jesse, think
about this. Patriots on the right can barely win elections
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now today, in twenty twenty six. What happens in eight
to twenty five years after the barbarians breed like rabbits
and their children are voting communists. Our country is lost.
It's coming, Jesse, if we don't do something drastic. I
thank God for you guys. You put pure patriotic gold
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over the airwaves. His name is Shelby. Look at We
don't have to deny what is happening and right in
front of our eyes, just because it makes some people
squirm and uncomfortable. There has been an out, there's been
a choice. It's been a simple choice by the Democrat Party.
Americans are bad. Americans don't want Democrats to do the
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things they're going to do. Foreigners don't care. Foreigners don't
care one way or the other. Just give them a
little slice of the pie, some legal protections, and they'll
come on in and they'll vote for you, and they'll
vote tribally too. It's not hard to figure out. I mean,
this guy Roe Conna, he tried to sell this war
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on Americans, certainly white Americans. He tried to sell it
as a multi racial new deal. You're not a moron,
you know what he's saying here.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But a multiracial new deal, in my view, is what
is needed, and it will probably be one of America's
greatest moments because what we can do and we'll do
in America, I don't know if it'll be my generation
or the next generation. We will become the world's first
cohesive multiracial democracy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
A cohesive multiracial democracy. What a great way to sell that,
Isn't it? Doesn't that sound wonderful? A cohesive multiracial democracy,
you know what. Let's check in on exactly what that means.
In New York City, Zorn Mamdani has a forty seven
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percent favorability rate. Unfavorable is only forty four, So more
people like him than hate him. Wow, well, let's look.
Let's look into why. Because they even ask some other religions. Hey, Jews,
what do you think about Mandanni Oo? Negative with the Jews,
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Hey Catholics, how about you negative twenty one? Resh Protestants,
is it you?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Negative nine? But there is a there's one more option,
not Jews, not Catholics, not Protestants. It's listed as other
religion plus forty five. Let's dig into it a little further,
shall we. If you're wondering, if you've ever wondered, no
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matter what color you are, why the hatred of white
people by the Democrat Party, Why the war on white people?
It's always white people suck and white people suck, and
everyone else is perfect, but white people suck and white
people suck. This guy shouldn't go to jail because he's
a minority, but white people suck. I mean, they'll go
so far, they'll say things like this straight First.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I know we have like some efforts to increase diversity
in the district. So I'm wondering, especially around administration, are
there financial incentives for black and brown people to work here.
It's an extra burden, quite frankly, to be a black
and brown teacher and administrator in the district. And so
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I think we should start thinking about that financially, if
we're not already. But I know we call ourselves leaders,
and I know we have an Office of Equity and Belongings.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Black and brown people should be paid more than white people.
Who else is supporting ma'am Donnie huh In the black community.
He's got an approval rating of plus sixty three Hispanic
plus twenty one white, negative eight. For the communists, you
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may not look at the world this way, and I
kind of I really hope you don't. For the communists,
it's just about power. It's a simple math equation. Who's
with me and who's against me? And they don't care
about individuals. Maybe they don't believe in the idea of
individualism anyway. They look at everything as a voting block.
Are these people with me? They'll look at religions and
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skin colors and locations. Are these people with me? By
the way, locations? Let's not gloss over that. You remember
what happened in Ohio, horrible, horrible chemical spill, nightmare, national controversy,
people suffering there, and you looked at who they voted for.
They voted for Donald Trump. It turned out to be
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a huge scandal for the Biden administration. They wouldn't even
go visit oh Are people in trouble over there? Well,
that's just too freaking bad. You remember Biden's FEMA people
got into trouble because they would skip past homes people
who'd been devastated. They'd skip the ones who had Maga flags,
Maga stickers, Maggie Yard signs. It's just how they look
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at it. Are you my friend, good, I'll get you everything.
Are you my enemy? You must be destroyed. It's terrible Bronco.
I work at a community college. We do workforce training
for local businesses and we have numerous job fairs each year.
The local industries will hire on the spot. The jobs
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are mostly full time with benefits that kick in after
ninety days. We have extremely low turnouts despite advertising. Many
of those that do show up leave the line when
they are notified there will be a drug test. The
unemployment rate in my town is over eight percent. I
want to believe that Americans really want to work hard
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and do these jobs, but anecdotally I haven't seen it.
It pains me to write this, but it's not just
the corporate fat cats that want cheap foreign labor for
more profits. There are huge numbers of Americans that are
very comfortable living on benefits or at mom and dads
and not wanting to improve their themselves. This country has
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low birth rates, bad education, in too many welfare entitlements.
We have to fix these concurrently with deportations and I
have no problem with that email, because of course it's correct.
And this just follows along a very sad familiar path
as other powerful nations throughout history. The powerful nation hacks
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its way out of the wilderness, hard scrabble people with
real values, a tight family unit. And if that nation succeeds,
and many nations do not, many die on the vine.
If that nation succeeds and ends up being a juggernaut,
the money will pour in and life will become comfortable,
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and the family unit will start to break up. And
as all these things are happening, religious attendants will go down.
As all these things are happening at once, the population
itself will get soft and weak. Look, the Romans went
through this. People criticize the Romans, and understandably so, for
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filling up the Roman army with foreign barbarians towards the end,
never just bringing in hordes of barbarians making them Roman soldiers.
Romans didn't want to be soldiers anymore. Now you can
say that's justified. Their country betrayed them, and all that's
very fair. Romans didn't want to be soldiers anymore. I
know that we don't have the exact same population we
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used to have. So I understand that. I get that
you mentioned anecdotally. I will again remind you anecdotally. I
live in rural Texas. I've seen this in Montana. I've
seen it in Texas, so I know this is going
on all over the country. I see young people, super ambitious,
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super hard working. They want these jobs. Is it every
young kid has it together and wants these jobs. No,
I'm not gonna say that. I know there are turds
out there. I see it's not one or two legions
of young people who are busting their butt and trying
to make it, but they have been frozen out of
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the corporate world. Who wants cheap foreign labor. That's a fact,
and that's what we have to stop. We can't freeze
rural Texas white kids out of corporate America and have
a decent country. It doesn't work that way. Doesn't and
it shouldn't work that way. It's completely unjust. All Right,
I have to talk about McDonald's in my eyes. Next,
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get the Cure for Rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Thursday.
Remember tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you need
to get your questions emailed in right now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We still have to get
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to this. Poor people who are having their thermostat can controlled.
Jensaki's a liar? Why communists co op the pulpit? All
that and more is still to come. One final word
on all this other stuff headline Dallas Fort Worth Airport
to install Islamic foot wash stations inside the bathrooms. You
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want to stop Zorn Mamdani from being elected, deport foreigners
and keep them out. You want to stop Abdul l
Sayed from being elected, Deport foreigners and keep them out.
You want to stop Sharia law. We'd love to talk
about that Sharia law. There should be a law against it.
Won't do any good. You can mass import Islamis into
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the country and you will get Sharia law, or you
can keep them out of the country and you'll never
have Sharia law. You know where they don't have any
Sharria a law none. It's wild Poland, it's crazy. I
actually because I didn't want to give you false information.
I looked into it before the show. The Sharia law
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in Poland is nonexistent. Huh hey, Chris, why do you
think that is the mystery? Huh Yeah, I don't know either.
You know what else is a mystery? Why do your
eyes get worse?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You know that I'm getting old. I'm forty five now,
and you, if you've been listening to the show for
a while, know that eyeglass Jesse is what five years? Chris?
How long have I had the Probably probably five years?
And I avoided that for a very long time in
my late thirties. If I'm in the living room and
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I turn around and look at the clock on the oven,
I can't read it, and I denied what was happening
for a long time. If I was on the road,
I knew where I was going. I'm a guy after all, Magellan,
but I can't read the street signs until I get
right up on them. It was all a little blurry.
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Finally I knew I had to go get my eyes checked,
and I knew the results would not be perfect. Keep
in mind, this is devastating for me because I've been
Hawkeye my entire life. Chris. That's a superhero who can
see everything. Don't act like you know who Hawkeye anyway,
(30:27):
I could see everything. Doctor gives me the hard news.
I am near sighted, so I can read my phone
and books and stuff like that. Fine, once you get
to ten feet probably less things start getting a little fuzzy.
You're gonna I can see that finger, Chris. So if
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I'm driving, I need glasses on. If I'm watch a TV,
I need glasses on. Do you know what it's like
to have to go grab your glasses when the wife
is all, do you want to watch something? It's disheartening.
What I did not know was the eyes will continue
to get worse. I already complained to you was a
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couple of years ago, maybe a couple of years ago.
I had to go in and get new glasses. And
glasses are expensive, extremely expensive, unbelievably expensive. And I had
to go in and get new glasses because my prescription
wasn't good enough anymore. It's happening again. Uh, I've been
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noticing it more and more in recent weeks. I get
behind the wheel, I throw my shades on. Of course,
their prescription isn't that embarrassing. My sunglasses are prescription. I
throw on my shades and things that are starting to
get a little fuzzy, even with the shades on. I
sit down today here in the studio, and we have
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this clock that sits directly across from me, and it's
got red it's shut up, Chris. It's got red numbers
on it, and it's giving me a countdown. Hey, this
is how much time you have left of the segment.
But it's just you know, keeping me making sure I
don't screw the whole thing up. And I can still
see it. Fine, the numbers are big. It's fuzzy. It's fuzzy.
(32:24):
I know I need new glasses. I know it's going
to cost five hundred dollars or more. Oh, by the way,
if you're wondering why it costs so much, you have
to have a regular pair of glasses in your car.
If you drive at night, you have to have a
pair of sunglasses in your car. Because it's Houston, the
sun is shining at least half the year. You have
to have well, I shouldn't say have to, but you
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should have a pair in the house again in case
the wife's say you want to mind something. So you
have hundreds and hundreds of dollars, And where does this end?
You know where it is end. Helen Keller that's what Chris.
You know, that's where it ends. I won't be able
to see anything. Maybe Chalk has something if natural herbal
(33:12):
supplements from Chalk, if they can address your testosterone, I
bet they have something for your eyes. Chris, will you
look that up or can we reach out to Chalk
they've looked. Chalk has already helped God knows how many
American men jack their tea levels through the roof just
by taking natural herbal supplements. A male vitality stack is
(33:34):
what I take. They've helped so many women get the
energy they need to cook dinner at night. Female vitality stack.
But I've told you many times before they have all kinds,
all kinds of natural herbal supplements for whatever you're looking for.
It's all right there. Hey, this supports this, and this
supports that. I wonder if they have anything for eyes.
(33:56):
I have to do something. I can't continue to drop
five hundred dollars every two years on glasses. I can't
do it. I won't do it. There has to be Chris,
do we have insurance for this? This is insurance covering it.
We do, right, I need to do that. I needed anyway.
Chalk dot Com slash Jesse is where you go for
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a subscription c hoq dot com slash Jesse. Hey Jesse,
I'm not sure if you already address the petulant that
means angry. I know what petulant means. Press conference by
Indiana Fever's co The Indiana Fevers Coach gave it's worth
a much closer look. Not only does it literally look
(34:41):
like an snl skit that has everything you need to
explain leftism, successful yet angry, childless white women in charge
of a subsidized organization, nice sounding words like love and
empathy to mask her hatred of having to explain why
she doesn't have her white players bags. And then immediately
after the nice words, she says, anyone who disagrees can
(35:03):
go to hell. You could teach a class on leftism
using just that video. I love the show. Patrick is
his name, Chris? I have to be honest, full disclosure.
I haven't caught very many WNBA press conferences. However, now
(35:24):
I'm curious. No, I haven't seen the press conference for
the Indiana Fevers head Coach. I want you to go
find it because now I want to listen to it.
Now I want to talk about it. Before we get
to that, we'll do just a little lesson on the
blue state. We'll talk about your thermostat, commies, co opt
in the pulpit, all that. Oh, and I almost forgot
(35:46):
this whopper.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
There's still excellent journalists who are there to grill the
White House no matter who the Press Secretary is and
who the president is in the room. It's just that
they are smaller percentage of people in the room. And
what is difficult if you're a viewer watching the briefing
or clips of it, or watching the president be questions
in the oval office, is you don't know how to differentiate.
How do you know who these people are? So therefore
(36:07):
people are not getting actual transparent information, or they're not
able to live.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
These people are like leeches. They never leave. We still
have an hour. Hang on
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Thursday. So I have a little update on that
Iran Trump assassination story. In case you're wondering why I'm
going to update you on it, it's just because I
(00:31):
proved to be I was proved to be right yet again,
and it's all about bragging on myself. Then we'll get
to some immigration talk all that. So much more to
come emails on the second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
just to quick recap, the media is still trying to
make this some sort of a controversy because it may
(00:51):
have ended up killing some media people, and apparently media
people don't like that. But Donald Trump, he's getting ready
to board Air Force one. He in fact does board
Air Force one. He's overseas, and then Secret Service steps
in says, hey, mister President, come right this way. They
sneak him off Air Force one and a catering truck.
(01:14):
This is why they reported. Now I wish it wasn't
because that's kind of an escape plane clearly they used,
but either way, it was reported President gets away in
a catering truck takes a different military aircraft back home,
Air Force one, and the people who were on Air
Force one, including the journalists, they took off on Air
(01:35):
Force one. All right, journalists are upset about that. No
one feels like taking a shoulder file missile up the
rear end when they're flying in a plane. So I
can certainly understand the angst. Nevertheless, the Secret Service does
not exist to protect CNN, doesn't exist to protect you,
doesn't exist to protect me. It exists to look after
(01:56):
the principle. Certainly the ones assigned to president the United
States of America, so they did their job. We got
all that. Now back to what we talked about before.
I said, this is a much more serious and dangerous
situation than people think. And here's why. For a person,
(02:19):
even a trained person, depending on the level of training,
of course, for a person an individual, it's a very
difficult thing to assassinate the president of the United States
of America. But it generally is a difficult thing. I
know guys have pulled it off Lee Harvey Oswald with
(02:39):
the help of the mafia. I understand that. I understand
that loser at Butler came inches away from pulling it off.
I understand that, But historically there's a reason it's very
very rare that lots of people want to kill the
president all the time, no matter who he is, Republican, Democrat,
no matter what period of time, he's the leader of
(03:02):
the free world. Whenever you're that guy, people want to
kill you. It's the way it is. But it hasn't
happened very often because it's difficult. It's difficult to get
the equipment, it's difficult to convince yourself that it's worth
dying for, and it normally is a suicidal thing to
kill the president. It's difficult to get the intelligence you
(03:26):
need on the target. Where is he, where's he going
to be? Where are the weaknesses? This is you know,
put it to you this way. You know that I
was just an average four year infantry marine and I
wasn't some superstud But you also you've heard the Bkas
(03:46):
of the world, the Clay Martins of the world come
on this show, and they were those guys, you know,
green Berets and pj's and seals and all this stuff.
They were part of that whole world. And we love
those kind of guys, don't we Me too, Me too?
Don't we love those kind of guys, the super studs
who can do it. We look at him like superheroes almost,
(04:10):
don't we. We love those guys, and they deserve so
much of that praise. I'm certainly not going to short
them on any of that. Do you know how effective
those guys would be at what they do without somebody
gathering the intelligence necessary to hand them a package on
whatever they're going to do. If let's say, hypothetically, and
(04:35):
this is purely a hypothetical, Let's say hypothetically, Klay Martin
and his Green Beret buddies happen to be in Iraq, Iraq,
all right, They happen to be in Iraq, and there
is a high, high level Al Qaeda commander in Iraq,
and the United States government doesn't necessarily want him killed.
(04:58):
They want him snatch They want to snatch him up.
They want to take him, take him for interrogation, whisk
him away. Well, is Clay and his merry group of
men are they physically capable of doing that? Of course
they are, depending on where the guy is, of course,
But you think Clay knows where he's sleeping, You think
(05:21):
that's information that they could just come up with on
their own. The intelligence gathering forces of the United States
government are amazing, and because they're so good at what
they do, they're able to walk into Clay Martin and
slam a folder down on his desk. If Clay actually
(05:42):
has a desk, he probably sits on metal spikes or something.
They're able to slam a folder down on his desk
that says, Hey, here's where Abdul sleeps, this is where
his kids go to school, this is where he lives.
Here's a picture of the compound where you can find him, Clay.
Here's all the information. And Clay and his boys say, Okay,
(06:03):
well that's all I needed. We'll go get him. Nation
states are able to kill people, and not just the
United States of America. Nation states are able to kill people,
including powerful people. You know that France could kill our
(06:24):
president right now you think France of France, it's a
second rate power. You're right. France could kill the president.
They could. China could kill the president. They could. These
nation states can kill whoever they want. Iran can kill two.
(06:47):
Iran works closely with enemy countries of ours, like Russia
and China, who aid them an intelligence gathering There is
nobody in the satellite game who does it better than Russia.
Iran is able to get information that you don't want
them to have. I've told you over and over again,
(07:07):
don't make the mistake of thinking about those dirt balls
in Iran as a bunch of useless idiot jihattis in
mud huts and RPGs and old kalishnikovs, and they don't
have any technology and they don't have any knowledge. No,
they're not the United States of America. They're not a
modern country, a modern military. I'm not pretending like they
(07:31):
are or not ultramodern. I take that back. They've got
a lot of modern stuff. They're not an ultramodern place.
But you know what they do have. They have the
ability to gather intelligence. And if the President of the
United States of America was secretly removed from Air Force
one and snuck out of the country, the threat was very,
(07:52):
very real. Headline Iran knew Trump's exact hotel and floor,
and a shoulder fired missile was seen near the NATO summit.
I'm not trying to freak you out. I'm trying to
(08:13):
drive the point home. If Heron wants to kill Donald Trump,
that's a problem. And if they were making a serious
attempt at killing Donald Trump, and you never know what
to believe, but it sure looks like they were, that's
a problem. And it's a problem for a whole host
(08:33):
of reasons. The big one, of course, we don't want
anyone to kill Donald Trump. I don't want any president killed.
I didn't want Joe Biden killed or Obama, even the
ones I hate. I don't want any president killed. That's
terrible for the country. It's terrible for everything. It's don't
want that thing to I don't want anything like that
to happen. Plus, I like Trump. I really don't want
to see him killed. Plus he's a father, he's a grandfather.
(08:55):
On a personal level, I would prefer that doesn't happen.
Beyond any of that, as we already know, the response
would have to be something nuclear level. It would be
over the top response. If anyone took out the president
of the United States of America, you would have to
(09:16):
declare in all out war on whatever nation did that.
And my point in bringing all this up is not
to say, hey, I was right about the whole thing.
That was just a nice side benefit. My point in
bringing all this up is this. I'm worried. Between the
Communists who tried to kill Trump multiple times, now we
(09:39):
have a nation state we think is trying to kill him,
possibly working in a subtle way with the Russians in
Chinese to get the intelligence they need to kill him.
I'm worried. I am. Trump's talked about it multiple times.
How he knows they want to kill him, and he
Trump handles it as awesome as you could handle it. Well,
(10:00):
if they get me, they get me what it is.
What it is. This is a guy who's almost been
killed multiple times. But I am worried. We love the missus, right,
you only got to hit once. Anyway, Let's move on.
That was dark. I told you we were going to
talk a little bit about immigration, then I got distracted.
We will actually do that next. What truth attitude? Jesse Kelly.
(10:26):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday,
talking to you about any a lot of things, assassination attempts.
We talked about the Communists being after kids in the
first hour. I need to tell you about ask doctor
Jesse Friday. That is tomorrow. You need to get your
questions emailed in now to Jesse at jesse kellyshow dot com.
(10:47):
I still have to get to McDonald's in my eyes
and other things before we do that. We did a
couple little headlines together breaking This is from libs of TikTok.
Kathy Hochel announces seven million dollars in taxpayer money. It's
(11:07):
going towards the legal fees of illegal aliens. Really, huh.
I'll pair that with these two headlines. DOJ charges eleven
New Yorkers with operating sham marriage scheme to get US
citizenship for Chinese nationals. Oh look, another headline? Where'd this
(11:29):
come from? Owner of suspiciously vacant adult daycare build Medicaid
thirty two million dollars while donating two Kathy Hochel. As
we have said time and time and time and time
and time again, it is a simple arrangement. If you're
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a Democrat communist in the United States of America, it
just comes down to this. Normal Americans hate you. Americans
doesn't have to be hardcore right wingers, red blooded Americans
despise the modern Democrat Party. But foreigners don't care about
any of that. They don't care about the country. They
certainly don't care about the constitution or the culture. They
(12:14):
just want to get here and loot. They just want
to loot the place. So Democrats have figured out, we'll
just bring them here and we'll help them loot. We'll
pay them for all this. Some of the money will
flow back to us, and they will vote en mass
for Democrats. Without foreigners, there is no Democrat party. It
(12:39):
ceases to exist. It would be a twenty percent party.
They would have to close it down and start something
new without foreigners. Don't believe me, Oh, here's a good one.
Abdul al said he's been getting a lot of pub
this Muslim running for Senate and Michigan saying stuff like
(13:00):
to believe.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That Medicare for All should cover all healthcare, which is
defined by what a patient needs in accordance with their doctor.
So that includes reproductive rights right, that includes gener affirming care.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Here's more, It is going to require taxes, and the
question of who pays those taxes is an important question.
There's a philosophical debate about how much of those taxes
we would ask working Americans to pay. And I fall
on the argument that I think it's important that from
the political economy perspective that everybody pays a bit in
because when you look at conservative arguments for social security
(13:39):
and Medicare, it almost always has to do with the
fact that I paid into the system. Ergo I take
from the system, and I think that is a justification
that's worth investing in.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Here. Yeah, that's him telling you he's going to raise
your taxes for his communist healthcare system. Hey, Abdul said, companies,
you don't think the government should take them over? Right?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Are you in favor of public ownership models like the
one Bernie introduced?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
So I want to actually take it a step further.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, I agree that we need public ownership, but I
also agree that we need some system of public control. Yeah, Like,
what is the point of democracy if it's not to
protect us from existential risk?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Okay? How did he win the nomination in Michigan? Did
you see this lady Hailey Stevens he was running against.
She's a little goofy, little dorky. But you hear her talk,
you see her walk, and you think to yourself, Okay,
she seems Michigan to me. Okay, so how did she lose?
(14:43):
Because non Arab voters in the state of Michigan WHOA,
they voted for Hailey Stevens. Forty eight to forty seven
voted for Hailey Stevens. Let's go down and look, oh
Arab voters in mission, ninety four percent of them voted
(15:05):
for abdul l said, five percent voted for Hayley Stevens.
The end result is Abdul al Said is possibly the
next United States Senator from Michigan. Immigration is all that matters,
Here's Brandon Gills.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
So large scale Islamic immigration into the United States benefits
the left because they're able to play that group off
of other groups and say that you're the victim. You
need to be able to come into this country and
bring in all of your family members, and it's the
evil Republicans who aren't allowing you to do that. That's
the one thing I think. On the other hand, you
(15:43):
also see what are some of the similarities between socialism
and Islamism, and one of them is certainly power. Here's
more Brandon Gill imtigration being one of the biggest things.
Ask yourself, whenever you flood this country with millions of people,
primarily illegal but also a large scale legal immigration in
(16:03):
certain areas, what does that do That suppresses wages while
at the same time driving up the price of rent
and the price of housing, so you're getting hit on
both fronts. These are also the same people who are
coming in and taking American jobs, making it harder to
find work. They're the reason why whenever you go to
the hospital and you realize your doctor bill or your
(16:24):
insurance bill is insane, you realize it's because we have
millions of people from all over the Third World that
have been let into our country and we're subsidizing their healthcare,
and your insurance prices are paying for that. I mean,
you can go on and on and on, but that's
what I think that it all does go back to
mass migration.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Pro amnesty groups fund the wall of twenty thousand lawsuits
to block migrant deportations over and over and over again.
We see it the complete dedication of the Democrat Party
to fill this contree up with foreigners because that is there,
that's their path to power. With them, they will win.
(17:06):
Without them, they will cease to exist. Immigration's the only
issue that matters. That in getting to stop dealing with insurance.
That's like Christmas morning. When you are as a business
owner or an HR manager, whatever you are. When you
get to stop dealing with insurance, you'll probably mark that
(17:26):
day down on your calendar as being one of the
greatest days of your life. You did not sign up
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Speaker 5 (18:26):
Get that right.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, wonderful Thursday. As we near the end
of the week. If you miss any part of the show,
you can download at iHeart spotify Itune. Hey, Jesse, think
about this. Patriots on the right can barely win elections
(18:49):
now today, in twenty twenty six. What happens in eight
to twenty five years after the barbarians breed like rabbits
and their children are voting communists. Our country is lost.
It's coming, Jesse, if we don't do something drastic. I
thank God for you guys. You put pure patriotic gold
(19:09):
over the airwaves. His name is Shelby. Look at We
don't have to deny what is happening and right in
front of our eyes, just because it makes some people
squirm and uncomfortable. There has been an out, there's been
a choice. It's been a simple choice by the Democrat Party.
Americans are bad. Americans don't want Democrats to do the
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things they're going to do. Foreigners don't care. Foreigners don't
care one way or the other. Just give them a
little slice of the pie, some legal protections, and they'll
come on in and they'll vote for you, and they'll
vote tribally too. It's not hard to figure out. I mean,
this guy Roe Conna, he tried to sell this war
(19:53):
on Americans, certainly white Americans. He tried to sell it
as a multi racial new deal. You're not a moron,
you know what he's saying here.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
But a multiracial new deal, in my view, is what
is needed, and it will probably be one of America's
greatest moments because what we can do and we'll do
in America, I don't know if it'll be my generation
or the next generation. We will become the world's first
cohesive multiracial democracy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
A cohesive multiracial democracy. What a great way to sell that,
Isn't it? Doesn't that sound wonderful? A cohesive multiracial democracy,
you know what. Let's check in on exactly what that means.
In New York City, Zorn Mamdani has a forty seven
(20:41):
percent favorability rate. Unfavorable is only forty four, So more
people like him than hate him. Wow, well, let's look.
Let's look into why. Because they even ask some other religions. Hey, Jews,
what do you think about Mandanni Oo? Negative with the Jews,
(21:02):
Hey Catholics, how about you negative twenty one? Resh Protestants,
is it you?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Negative nine? But there is a there's one more option,
not Jews, not Catholics, not Protestants. It's listed as other
religion plus forty five. Let's dig into it a little further,
shall we. If you're wondering, if you've ever wondered, no
(21:34):
matter what color you are, why the hatred of white
people by the Democrat Party, Why the war on white people?
It's always white people suck and white people suck, and
everyone else is perfect, but white people suck and white
people suck. This guy shouldn't go to jail because he's
a minority, but white people suck. I mean, they'll go
so far, they'll say things like this straight First.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I know we have like some efforts to increase diversity
in the district. So I'm wondering, especially around administration, are
there financial incentives for black and brown people to work here.
It's an extra burden, quite frankly, to be a black
and brown teacher and administrator in the district. And so
(22:15):
I think we should start thinking about that financially, if
we're not already. But I know we call ourselves leaders,
and I know we have an Office of Equity and Belongings.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Black and brown people should be paid more than white people.
Who else is supporting ma'am Donnie huh In the black community.
He's got an approval rating of plus sixty three Hispanic
plus twenty one white, negative eight. For the communists, you
(22:46):
may not look at the world this way, and I
kind of I really hope you don't. For the communists,
it's just about power. It's a simple math equation. Who's
with me and who's against me? And they don't care
about individuals. Maybe they don't believe in the idea of
individualism anyway. They look at everything as a voting block.
Are these people with me? They'll look at religions and
(23:09):
skin colors and locations. Are these people with me? By
the way, locations? Let's not gloss over that. You remember
what happened in Ohio, horrible, horrible chemical spill, nightmare, national controversy,
people suffering there, and you looked at who they voted for.
They voted for Donald Trump. It turned out to be
(23:31):
a huge scandal for the Biden administration. They wouldn't even
go visit oh Are people in trouble over there? Well,
that's just too freaking bad. You remember Biden's FEMA people
got into trouble because they would skip past homes people
who'd been devastated. They'd skip the ones who had Maga flags,
Maga stickers, Maggie Yard signs. It's just how they look
(23:54):
at it. Are you my friend, good, I'll get you everything.
Are you my enemy? You must be destroyed. It's terrible Bronco.
I work at a community college. We do workforce training
for local businesses and we have numerous job fairs each year.
The local industries will hire on the spot. The jobs
(24:15):
are mostly full time with benefits that kick in after
ninety days. We have extremely low turnouts despite advertising. Many
of those that do show up leave the line when
they are notified there will be a drug test. The
unemployment rate in my town is over eight percent. I
want to believe that Americans really want to work hard
(24:36):
and do these jobs, but anecdotally I haven't seen it.
It pains me to write this, but it's not just
the corporate fat cats that want cheap foreign labor for
more profits. There are huge numbers of Americans that are
very comfortable living on benefits or at mom and dads
and not wanting to improve their themselves. This country has
(24:58):
low birth rates, bad education, in too many welfare entitlements.
We have to fix these concurrently with deportations and I
have no problem with that email, because of course it's correct.
And this just follows along a very sad familiar path
as other powerful nations throughout history. The powerful nation hacks
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its way out of the wilderness, hard scrabble people with
real values, a tight family unit. And if that nation succeeds,
and many nations do not, many die on the vine.
If that nation succeeds and ends up being a juggernaut,
the money will pour in and life will become comfortable,
(25:46):
and the family unit will start to break up. And
as all these things are happening, religious attendants will go down.
As all these things are happening at once, the population
itself will get soft and weak. Look, the Romans went
through this. People criticize the Romans, and understandably so, for
(26:09):
filling up the Roman army with foreign barbarians towards the end,
never just bringing in hordes of barbarians making them Roman soldiers.
Romans didn't want to be soldiers anymore. Now you can
say that's justified. Their country betrayed them, and all that's
very fair. Romans didn't want to be soldiers anymore. I
know that we don't have the exact same population we
(26:32):
used to have. So I understand that. I get that
you mentioned anecdotally. I will again remind you anecdotally. I
live in rural Texas. I've seen this in Montana. I've
seen it in Texas, so I know this is going
on all over the country. I see young people, super ambitious,
(26:53):
super hard working. They want these jobs. Is it every
young kid has it together and wants these jobs. No,
I'm not gonna say that. I know there are turds
out there. I see it's not one or two legions
of young people who are busting their butt and trying
to make it, but they have been frozen out of
(27:14):
the corporate world. Who wants cheap foreign labor. That's a fact,
and that's what we have to stop. We can't freeze
rural Texas white kids out of corporate America and have
a decent country. It doesn't work that way. Doesn't and
it shouldn't work that way. It's completely unjust. All Right,
I have to talk about McDonald's in my eyes. Next,
(27:35):
get the Cure for Rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Thursday.
Remember tomorrow is ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you need
to get your questions emailed in right now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We still have to get
(27:56):
to this. Poor people who are having their thermostat can controlled.
Jensaki's a liar? Why communists co op the pulpit? All
that and more is still to come. One final word
on all this other stuff headline Dallas Fort Worth Airport
to install Islamic foot wash stations inside the bathrooms. You
(28:17):
want to stop Zorn Mamdani from being elected, deport foreigners
and keep them out. You want to stop Abdul l
Sayed from being elected, Deport foreigners and keep them out.
You want to stop Sharia law. We'd love to talk
about that Sharia law. There should be a law against it.
Won't do any good. You can mass import Islamis into
(28:42):
the country and you will get Sharia law, or you
can keep them out of the country and you'll never
have Sharia law. You know where they don't have any
Sharria a law none. It's wild Poland, it's crazy. I
actually because I didn't want to give you false information.
I looked into it before the show. The Sharia law
(29:03):
in Poland is nonexistent. Huh hey, Chris, why do you
think that is the mystery? Huh Yeah, I don't know either.
You know what else is a mystery? Why do your
eyes get worse?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
You know that I'm getting old. I'm forty five now,
and you, if you've been listening to the show for
a while, know that eyeglass Jesse is what five years? Chris?
How long have I had the Probably probably five years?
And I avoided that for a very long time in
my late thirties. If I'm in the living room and
(29:46):
I turn around and look at the clock on the oven,
I can't read it, and I denied what was happening
for a long time. If I was on the road,
I knew where I was going. I'm a guy after all, Magellan,
but I can't read the street signs until I get
right up on them. It was all a little blurry.
(30:07):
Finally I knew I had to go get my eyes checked,
and I knew the results would not be perfect. Keep
in mind, this is devastating for me because I've been
Hawkeye my entire life. Chris. That's a superhero who can
see everything. Don't act like you know who Hawkeye anyway,
(30:27):
I could see everything. Doctor gives me the hard news.
I am near sighted, so I can read my phone
and books and stuff like that. Fine, once you get
to ten feet probably less things start getting a little fuzzy.
You're gonna I can see that finger, Chris. So if
(30:50):
I'm driving, I need glasses on. If I'm watch a TV,
I need glasses on. Do you know what it's like
to have to go grab your glasses when the wife
is all, do you want to watch something? It's disheartening.
What I did not know was the eyes will continue
to get worse. I already complained to you was a
(31:14):
couple of years ago, maybe a couple of years ago.
I had to go in and get new glasses. And
glasses are expensive, extremely expensive, unbelievably expensive. And I had
to go in and get new glasses because my prescription
wasn't good enough anymore. It's happening again. Uh, I've been
(31:39):
noticing it more and more in recent weeks. I get
behind the wheel, I throw my shades on. Of course,
their prescription isn't that embarrassing. My sunglasses are prescription. I
throw on my shades and things that are starting to
get a little fuzzy, even with the shades on. I
sit down today here in the studio, and we have
(32:01):
this clock that sits directly across from me, and it's
got red it's shut up, Chris. It's got red numbers
on it, and it's giving me a countdown. Hey, this
is how much time you have left of the segment.
But it's just you know, keeping me making sure I
don't screw the whole thing up. And I can still
see it. Fine, the numbers are big. It's fuzzy. It's fuzzy.
(32:24):
I know I need new glasses. I know it's going
to cost five hundred dollars or more. Oh, by the way,
if you're wondering why it costs so much, you have
to have a regular pair of glasses in your car.
If you drive at night, you have to have a
pair of sunglasses in your car. Because it's Houston, the
sun is shining at least half the year. You have
to have well, I shouldn't say have to, but you
(32:47):
should have a pair in the house again in case
the wife's say you want to mind something. So you
have hundreds and hundreds of dollars, And where does this end?
You know where it is end. Helen Keller that's what Chris.
You know, that's where it ends. I won't be able
to see anything. Maybe Chalk has something if natural herbal
(33:12):
supplements from Chalk, if they can address your testosterone, I
bet they have something for your eyes. Chris, will you
look that up or can we reach out to Chalk
they've looked. Chalk has already helped God knows how many
American men jack their tea levels through the roof just
by taking natural herbal supplements. A male vitality stack is
(33:34):
what I take. They've helped so many women get the
energy they need to cook dinner at night. Female vitality stack.
But I've told you many times before they have all kinds,
all kinds of natural herbal supplements for whatever you're looking for.
It's all right there. Hey, this supports this, and this
supports that. I wonder if they have anything for eyes.
(33:56):
I have to do something. I can't continue to drop
five hundred dollars every two years on glasses. I can't
do it. I won't do it. There has to be Chris,
do we have insurance for this? This is insurance covering it.
We do, right, I need to do that. I needed anyway.
Chalk dot Com slash Jesse is where you go for
(34:19):
a subscription c hoq dot com slash Jesse. Hey Jesse,
I'm not sure if you already address the petulant that
means angry. I know what petulant means. Press conference by
Indiana Fever's co The Indiana Fevers Coach gave it's worth
a much closer look. Not only does it literally look
(34:41):
like an snl skit that has everything you need to
explain leftism, successful yet angry, childless white women in charge
of a subsidized organization, nice sounding words like love and
empathy to mask her hatred of having to explain why
she doesn't have her white players bags. And then immediately
after the nice words, she says, anyone who disagrees can
(35:03):
go to hell. You could teach a class on leftism
using just that video. I love the show. Patrick is
his name, Chris? I have to be honest, full disclosure.
I haven't caught very many WNBA press conferences. However, now
(35:24):
I'm curious. No, I haven't seen the press conference for
the Indiana Fevers head Coach. I want you to go
find it because now I want to listen to it.
Now I want to talk about it. Before we get
to that, we'll do just a little lesson on the
blue state. We'll talk about your thermostat, commies, co opt
in the pulpit, all that. Oh, and I almost forgot
(35:46):
this whopper.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
There's still excellent journalists who are there to grill the
White House no matter who the Press Secretary is and
who the president is in the room. It's just that
they are smaller percentage of people in the room. And
what is difficult if you're a viewer watching the briefing
or clips of it, or watching the president be questions
in the oval office, is you don't know how to differentiate.
How do you know who these people are? So therefore
(36:07):
people are not getting actual transparent information, or they're not
able to live.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
These people are like leeches. They never leave. We still
have an hour. Hang on
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