May 29, 2026 • 33 mins
Is Trumps handling of the war being handled poorly? There is no easy way out. Israel vs Rome. Tips for getting your kid hired for their first job. For the past 10 years Trump has become the easy button for pundits and politicians.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an Amazing Friday. I'm magnificent ass doctor Jesse Friday, and
we have things we have to chop away at this hour.
They're all your questions, So it's your fault. Someone's confused
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about the new Trump Iran stuff. We talk about that.
Somebody wants to get his dad a good history trip.
Someone else is worried about nuclear weapons, finding a summer job.
You have Japan questions, AI, all that, so much more
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So I want
to begin with this one right here here, Hello, Jesse,
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Am I confused? Or is Trump's handling of the Iran war,
especially since the ceased fire being orchestrated quite poorly. He's
giving them piles of money and more time to reallocate
and build their resources. Also, he's totally abandoned the Iranian people.
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What do you think? All right? So let me put
it to you this way. It's the best way I
can probably explain this. You ever know anybody who's getting
a divorce, divorce is terrible. Maybe you yourself have gone
through it, but I've seen this happen many, many times.
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What I'm about to describe. There's a couple, you know them,
your friends, You hang out, go to the movies on
Friday nights. Something goes wrong who knows, and they decide
they're going to get a divorce. And of course it's
always nasty. Even the amicable ones are nasty. There's bad blood,
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hurt feelings and all the other things. But you love
these people. You have a genuine love of these people,
and you want them to work it out. So what
do you do? Out of the goodness, out of the
kindness of your heart. You get involved. You stick your
nose in a Hey Bob, Hey, let's go get a beer. Well,
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let's we'll work it out. I know you love Kathy, Bob.
Let's let's sit down, let's get let's work it out. Kathy,
let's come over, let's have a cup of coffee. We'll
talk about Bob. He loves you. You get involved, Well,
here's the problem. You have voluntarily stepped into a volatile situation.
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Now you're involved. Now, now all that ugliness is in
part landing on you two. Do you think it did
you think it was going to be clean? Did you
think when you had a beer with Bobby, was gonna say,
you know what, I do love her. Everything's good to go,
we're getting back together. No, he's gonna tell you about
how bad or cooking is. And I'm pretty sure she's
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running around on me and she stole my watch and
I hate her. Don't you hate her? You hate her too? Right?
And when you sit down with Kathy, she's not gonna
tell you how much she loves Bob. She's gonna trash Bob.
And now you're involved. Now, what's the pretty way out
of it? What's the way out of it that looks
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great if they if they don't decide they want to
get back together, Is there a clean, great way for
you to get out of it. No, you're involved. You
stuck your nose in it. Now you're involved. Any cop
will tell you most dangerous situation, generally a cop will
ever face is a domestic dispute when they have to
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show up at someone's house. The couple's and the throwing
things at each other and the cop has to walk
in and stick his nose in someone else's business. That's
all a lot of cops die. Donald Trump has loudly
hated the Iranian regime for a long time. The Iranian
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regime has been worthy of every ounce of that hate.
They have been by far the number one state sponsor
of terror around the world. They're they're they're loud about it,
to death, to America, all that other crab. So it's
not hard to hate Iran, well, at least the Iranian government,
the regime. It's not hard to hate them. Okay. Donald
Trump has had it out for them for a while. Okay,
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they tried to kill Donald Trump. Okay, after he killed
Keyesam Solimani. They had a plot to kill Trump. Okay,
so there's all this backstory to it. Trump decided to
get involved, not a little involved either. We're not talking
sanctions something like that. Trump decided to load up a
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naval armada and sail a large chunk of our military
clear around the globe, about as far as you can
sail them clear around the globe to make war on Iran.
And please, don't do this thing that people try to
do with me. It's not war. It's we killed all
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their leaders. What would you consider that if somebody bombed
Donald Trump and JD. Vance tonight, that's an active war.
We made war on them. Okay, all right, And again
I'm not gonna sit here and quibble about justified not justified.
I hate the Iranian regime, but the decision was made
to go. Now what have I been warning you this
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entire time? The entire time, However you feel about this,
whether you think this is dumb and the biggest mistake ever,
or you think this is the best thing and completely justified,
and we should keep going until does it matter where
you fall on this? What I have said applies no
matter where you fall on this. There's no more easy
ways out. There's no clean way out. You decided you
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were getting involved in Bob and Kathy's divorce. Now it's
going to land on you. Leaving is not easy. Some
details of this deal. Again, I'm always skeptical whether anything
goes through because every day there's a new deal, right
the details of the deal start to leak, and already
people are all, wait a minute, we're giving him money,
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We're bovlab Well, did you think a deal with Iran
was going to give them nothing? I warn you. I
warned you this from the very beginning. Iran. If there
is a deal done, Iran is going to get things
that make you wins. They are, They're going to get
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things and you're going to go, oh, really, it's gonna
make you wins. Sucks, it does. It's not easy. On
the flip side, Donald Trump understands he's not in moron.
He can read poll numbers that politically whether he if
you thinks the whole thing is right or wrong or whatever, Politically,
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this thing is a complete disaster for him. In the
Republican party, it just is. Normies hate it. The Republicans,
Republican faithful or totally in Trump's camp, all the normies
despise it. We have hemorrhaged all our independence, young man.
We've just we've we've blown up the coalition in part
because of this. Okay, well, he knows he has to
wrap it up. If he can't get a deal, then
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he has to go with a military option that involves
bombing things he doesn't want to bomb. Why do you
think he keeps threatening it and not doing it? Don't
do I'll bomb you. Why do you think he keeps
threatening to bomb the oil fields and things like that
but not doing it? You know how, there's been some
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problems when it comes to oil and things like that
since the straight of horror moves has been closed. You
understand that that's been the case. Lots of those problems
become semi permanent if American bombs start dropping on refineries.
I know your look. Maybe you are in this camp
of who cares it's Iran, kill them all and let
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God sort them out. Maybe you fall in that camp,
and that's fine again, Foreign policies complicated. You think what
you want, you want what you want, but do not
for a millisecond convince yourself that that's easy or fast
or painless. There's no more painless. Painless is gone. Everything now,
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once the decision was made to go, once you showed
up at Bob and Cathy's house, once that decision was made,
everything now is going to have some ugly in it.
Every bit. If there's a deal, there's going to be
ugly in it. If there's more military action, there's going
to be ugly in it. And that ugly could be
all kinds of things. By the way, remember, Donald Trump
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has to be mindful of the lives of our troops,
and we want him to be mindful of that. Maybe,
and I don't know this, maybe Donald Trump, maybe he
thinks Russia and China have possibly given Iran something that
can take our troops out. You understand, Iran has shot
down multiple American jets now right, multiple American planes have
been shot out of the sky. We are not talking
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about one night in Venezuela here. Maybe Donald Trump was
worried about waking up tomorrow morning and seeing fifty American
servicemen killed a missile hitting the side of a destroyer.
These are concerns. Maybe he thinks they have the ability
to do that. It's more than just prices. But what
about civilian casualties Trump's talking about? Understandly, you have to
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threaten them with what hurts. Hey, we'll bomb your desalination plans. Okay,
sounds good. People were gonna die of thirst, people who
have nothing to do with the Iranian regime. Donald Trump
has no history of killing innocent civilians and loving it.
It's happened before, of course, but Donald Trump famously tries
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to avoid that. You think he wants to go out
and kill ten thousand innocent Iranians. I don't think he does.
You can be frustrated with him, that's fine. Again, you're
not a subject, you're a citizen. Be frustrated, have an opinion,
But don't listen to anybody, including yourself. If that anybody
is telling you, we just have to do blank. As
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if it's easy, easy is gone, it doesn't exist anymore.
War was a dangerous game. All right, let's move on
from this talk history. Do maybe you know I'll answer
a Japan question. We'll be back, misdost catch up, Jesse
kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Friday. We have conquered the week, and you can
conquer the email. I don't know how sending an email
would conquer anything. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
get to some more of these, dear doctor Bronco. Of
all the delicious meals you had in Japan, what was
the best and worst meal? Also, how difficult was it
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being bumped into all the time as you are practicing
ninja and thus invisible? Very good question about the ninjitsu stuff. Look,
this happens all the time in the office. It happened
again last week, and no not last week. The week
before I left it happened and I didn't even have
a chance to come on the air and tell you
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that Jewish producer Chris was walking around the office. Don't
shake your head, Chris. He was walking around the office.
He's scoffing right now because he knew I was going
to tell the story on the air. And he rounds
the corner and he almost runs into me because he
didn't hear me. Go, I can't even help it. It's
not even an intentional thing. Do it to ab all
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the time. I just it's not like I, uh, it's
not like I walk. I kind of flow back and
almost float. I would probably describe it as floating. And
I'm just naturally stealthy, Okay, I'll put it that way.
That's one. Two. Food in Japan was extremely hidden. Miss.
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Let me explain. The best meal I had in Japan
was this. It was in uh We were actually in Okinawa,
and we go into this little Japanese restaurant, nothing fancy,
and they have menu on there and basically they'll bring
you out these little slabs of fatty beef. There's like
a grill in the center of the table and you
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grab the beef and you just chuck it on the grill.
And then they had this big bowl of spicy noodles
that add eggs and onions and all noodles and all
kinds stuff like the spicy red sauce in it, and
you're sit and they're slurping on these noodles and pulling
fresh beef off the grill. There's all kinds of that
kind of eating. In Japan. They love their beef, they
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love their noodles, and it's awesome, absolutely awesome. So you
can have that anywhere you want if you go to Japan.
On the flip side, I told you we were doing
this World War Two tour thing. It was done, by
the way, if you're interested in this World War Two tour.
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I don't have any association with the place, but I
might as well give them a little plug. It was
done through the World War Two Museum out of New Orleans.
They do ones in the Pacific, they do ones in Europe,
they do ones depending on what battle. That's how we
did it. We just signed up the same way you
would for a group tour. That's what we did. They
did a very very very good job. But sometimes they
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would have these quote group dinners, and at the group
dinner they wanted to give you the authentic experience. It
was the worst stuff I have ever eaten in my
entire life. Chris I don't even know. You ask what,
and this is terrible radio. I shouldn't even doing this
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because I don't know how to explain it to you,
and I don't know what a lot of it was.
You would sit down and there is a couple things
that look like they're breaded in deep fried, by the way,
very much not chicken nuggets. I made that mistake before.
There's another little bowl of various kinds of raw fish.
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There's another little bowl that's not noodles but looks like
it's like worms. It was not worms. It was not worms, Chris,
but it looked like it was worms. There's some bowl
of I kid you not fish broth, and the bowl
of noodles you do have. It's freezing cold and together.
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And so when I said how am I supposed to
eat this? They said, oh, you just pour the fish
broth over it, and that lubs it up for it.
It was so freaking nasty. Ab is looking at me
the whole time, thinking, please just don't embarrass me, Please
don't embarrass me what Chris Chris said? So it was
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a good burger king experience. It is funny you brought
that up. My friend. We went to at one point
in time, we went to Kagoshima. It's a city in
Japan where they do a big you know, the honor
of the Kama Kazi pilots type thing. We went to
this place, Kagashima, and the hotel we stayed in was
a Sheridan hotel right by the main train stations. We
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took the bullet train down there by the train station
that goes through Kagashima. This train station had all kinds
of restaurants and things like that in it, and this
train station had a shake shack. We are probably least
seven or eight days into this trip. We were in
Kagoshima for one and a half days. One and a
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half days, I had shakeshak three times, three times, and
to OB's unbelievable horror, by the time we got to
the last time of having shakeshak, I had spread the
word around the World War two group. The whole World
War Two group was in shake shack eating cheeseburgers with me.
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That's a true story. So look again, I don't want
to complain because I loved Japan. I loved the Japanese people.
I really did. I really did eat well. There there's
a lot of really good Japanese food. And look, they
love their burgers. Right, they have McDonald's and it's excellent
over there. They have they have stuffed the very first world.
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It's not America. I didn't have a taco for two weeks. Okay,
so Chris, it was like dying. Really, I've never died,
but that's got to be what it's like. All right,
let's do a little uh Rome or Israel. If you
gotta take a history trip, where do you go? We'll
answer that and do so much more on the world
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Spotify iTunes. Let's get to these questions, Oh, wise and
small handed oracle. My father has always put his children
before himself, and he's the greatest man I've ever known.
That's awesome to have a dad like that. I want
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to do something for him, and I was thinking I'd
like to help towards the cost of a trip to
either Rome or Israel. He's a vary devout Catholic and
teaches a religious clash to children in his off time,
which would you suggest Rome or Israel? He would absolutely
enjoy Israel for all the many religious sites there, but
the war makes me concerned. Rome is safer, and I
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know he would likely spend his whole time at Saint
Peter's Basilica or the Vatican. What say you? All right?
So first off, let me push back on a couple things.
Rome is safer, he said. I understand that Israel is
always under some sort of rocket attack or terrorist attack
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or anything else. I understand that that's the case. It's
just there's always war going on over there at all times.
I get that Rome. I've been in a lot of
different cities, big cities around the world. Rome was not
a safe feeling city at all. In fact, if you
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go to certain places like the Spanish Steps, it's one
of those famous sites you will see when you go
to Rome, your tour guide or anybody with any knowledge
of it will flat out tell you if you have
a bag or something, you keep it in front of you,
you keep your ans on it. The place is world
renowned for its thieves in pickpockets. In Rome, I was,
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as you can probably tell, so insanely disappointed and how
those dirty kami savages have allowed that glorious city to
fall and to disrepair, the graffiti on historic buildings, people
peeing in the road. When you show up at the Colisseum,
you are immediately surrounded by swarms of Africans fresh off
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the boat, trying to sell you stupid African trinkets when
they're not trying to pick your pocket. This is not
me telling you that Israel is going to be perfectly safe.
I'm not saying that at all, but I would probably
push back on Rome being super safe. Now again, this
is not me. Also, let me clarify, I'm not telling
you not to go to Rome or not send your
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dad to Rome. But don't think this is some glorious, gleaming,
safe city of white marble where your dad can stroll
around at ten o'clock at night after he's had a
couple of beers. That's probably not what I wouldn't let
my kids go out in Rome. I let my kids
go across town in an uber in Tokyo by themselves.
They're seventeen and fifteen. I let them go multiple times
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and said I'll see you when you get back. Not
in a million years would I do that in Rome.
Never ever would I do that in Rome. So let's say,
let's do that now the Catholic part. Now I'm not Catholic,
but obviously I have a million friends who are, and
relatives are. My in laws are Catholic. Every Catholic I
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know who's done the Catholic experience in Rome has raved
about it. Look, I did the Vatican, and I certainly
don't want to disrespect it in any way. Maybe you're Catholic,
but it doesn't move me. It's just not my it's
not my thing. I'm not a Catholic, but I can
see if I was a Catholic, this would be a
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big deal. This would be a moving thing there, Saint Peter,
these are the doors for Catholics. That place is super,
super super special. If your dad is devoutly Catholic. Maybe Rome.
All that said, I told you we took that trip
as a show a few years back to Israel, and
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it was a holy land trip. We were going to see, Hey,
this is where Chris's people crucified Jesus and did what
Chris no sious it was. It was a holy land trip,
the Roman, the Fort of Masada, everything else. It was awesome, Chris,
it was it was well. Of course Chris liked it,
but it was freaking awesome. I got to baptize my
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youngest son in the Jordan River where supposedly that's where
Jesus was baptized down I'm not quite sure about that,
but either way, it's the same friggin river. Yeah, it
was awesome, man, it really was awesome. I don't know
that I would recommend going. When we went in the
summer time, it was roasting. Now, I'm used to that
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kind of heat because we live in Houston, and even
then we were all sweat and we had people they
would just flat out sit some things out said, do's
get a little hot in the summer. Hey, Jesse, good
job the last few days. Anyways, how would we look
if we pulled out of Iran tomorrow and a few
weeks later they actually test a nuke? What do you think?
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I think that foreign policy is complicated and there oftentimes
aren't good answers because nobody can tell the future. Nobody can,
I cannot, and you cannot, and nobody can tell the future.
If Trump really does finalize some deal with Iran blockade lifted,
he comes home, We're not going to have any idea
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whether that was a successful deal for years, only time
will tell. Whatever the deal ends up being might be
incredibly sick successful. Maybe ten years from now we're talking
about normalization of relations with Iran, who has new management,
and you know, Israel's signing a truce with Iran. In life,
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it's got hold on Chris. I didn't say it's gonna happen.
I said, look ten years, I don't know. Next year
Iran sets off a nuke and now we're never now
that regime's never leaving, But then the deal looks bad.
Foreign policy is complicated. Beware of people who make it
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seem simple, straightforward and easy. Different regions of the world
have different motivations, different countries themselves. They are divided against themselves.
Look at our own country. What does an American think?
If you're in Japan and you look across the pond,
what do America's leaders think? Well, it certainly depends on
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the leader. If you're asking Chuck Schumer, you're gonna get
one answer. If you're asking Donald Trump, you gotta get
another answer. Foreign policy is complicated, and I don't have Look,
I don't know what to tell you. I don't have
any words. Of assurance when it comes to Iran or
a deal or war, because I don't know what's going
to come. I know that wars are dangerous, dangerous ventures.
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All right, Jesse, I'm currently trying to help my sixteen
year old look for a summer job. I'm sure you
have some experience in this area. What are some pro
dad tips? Okay, two things. First of all, it's funny
you brought that up because my seventeen year old is
doing this exact thing. In fact, as we speak, I
think he might be applying at a fast food joint.
He's been applying for jobs for a few days, trying
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to get a first, his first job. Get out there,
go make some money. So I am going through this.
First of all, don't be afraid to call in favors
for your kids. I know there's an old school kind
of way of thinking. Sometimes there's this old school way
of thinking, and this old school way of thinking is now,
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get out there and make it on your own. You
can help your up, your kid get a job. If
your buddy owns a business, your buddy uh has a
landscaping company, give him a call, Hey, you need to
go for the summer. He'll run around, pick things up
for you, sweat and work, shovel, make phone calls on.
Behalf of your kids with friends if you can. That's one. Two.
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Don't forget to tell them to dress up. Dress up.
I would recommend a full suit. Oh but it's McDonald's.
That's so stupid. Nope, you're so stupid. Put on a
freaking suit. It's not because you're going to wear a
suit to work at McDonald's. It's because immediately the person
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who's interviewing you seze you, and they see effort. They
see you went out of your way to even maybe
look dumb. I'm sitting here in McDonald's in a suit.
You went out of your way, willing to look dumb
and out of place to make a good first impression.
Dress up. I don't care if he's sixteen applying to
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work at t Bell. Dress up. If it's not a suit.
If all you got khakis in a button up shirt,
then put on khakis in a button up shirt. Put
on what you got the best you got. All right,
let's talk about corning primaries. We talk about neighbors who
mowed in opportune hours. All kinds of things still to
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, did you ever find
a new satchel? I've told you this before. I, at
one point in time had the greatest satchel in the
history of mankind. If you look on social media, will
you will see it. I think it's still on my
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Instagram page somewhere or something. I'm pretty sure the company's
White River. I may have that wrong, but they made
the perfect satchel. Now what does that mean perfect satul? Well,
there's a million satels out there. This is one I
mainly used for fishing and travel. It was the perfect size,
not too big. I don't want a backpack, Okay, I
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want something smaller if I wanted a backpack anyway, not
too big but not too small. Also a critical critical
part of it, it had the perfect amount of padding
for your back, so there was never anything that stuck
through or stabs you on your back. Also, maybe the
most important thing when it comes to a satchel is
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it wasn't always shifting and sliding around to the front.
I don't want to have to keep adjusting my satchel.
Wherever you put the satchel, that's where it stayed. And
then one terrible dark day I made a mistake. I
let my son take it to church camp. Do you
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think I ever got that satchel back? Oh? Oh, no,
I got it back. Do you think I got it
back intact? No? No, no, it was broken destroyed. Since then,
I have officially lost count of how many satchels I
have purchased, different satchels, different places. I bet you the
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number is greater than seven, possibly ten. Chris, I'm not
making it up. I just buy him and send him back,
and buy him and send them back, and buy him
and send them back. They just don't And by the way,
that company doesn't make it anymore. If you're about to
suggest it, you think that wasn't the first place I looked.
I've looked. I found one finally on eBay, but it
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had some stains on it, and it was just it's like, oh,
those aren't my stains. And when you're buying someone else's stains.
You just don't what, Chris, You don't know. Maybe Hunter
Biden had that. I don't know what kind of stains
we're dealing with here, what Chris? Either way, No, I've
never found a replacement Satchel, and I I miss him
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part time, Kelly. Why do all the conservative mainstream media
journalists think the only reason that Cornyn and others are
losing their primaries is due to Trump's endorsement? Can they
really not see the upswell of anti communists and Republicans
as the reason it's happening. I find it frustrating they
don't see this. All the old Republican guard, whether in
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politics or not, needs to wake up and leave. Well,
let me explain this phenomenon. All human beings we like
something simple, straightforward, and easy to understand, don't we. That's
how I like things. Give it to me straight, break
it down so I can understand it. Give it to
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me straight, and make it simple. It allows us to
never have to spend too much time on any one
area of our lives. For instance, Donald Trump, since you
brought him up, Since Donald Trump came down the escalator
ten years ago and got involved In politics, Donald Trump
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has been what I would describe as an easy button
for endless political people in the United States of America.
On every side of the aisle. He's a walking easy button.
Why what's that mean? If you're a Democrat, just to
pose whatever he does, just hate it. Everything he does
is evil and tyrannical and fascist. It's the end of
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the world. Doesn't matter what Trump says. Trump could come
out tomorrow and save sick puppies. If you're a Democrat,
it's the easy button. What Trump says is bad. What
Trump says is bad, what Trump does is bad. It's
the easy button. Politics has become completely easy for Democrats.
Trump does it. It's bad. This is not just elected
Democrat politicians, the average everyday Democrat. Every poll shows this.
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All they believe in is opposing Donald Trump. They don't
even necessarily have specific things most of the time. But
stop Trump, Stop Trump, Stop Trump. It's become an easy button, right.
That's their side, our side too, our side too. For
elected politicians, for political pundits like me, for average everyday voters,
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Trump is an easy button. What's that mean? Well, if
you're a pundit like me, there's nothing in the world.
That is easier and more profitable for the last ten
years than to sit down behind a microphone or write
or on TV whatever you do, and just kiss up
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the Trump all day, every day, all day, every day.
If you do that, what it does is it raises
the floor of how low your show can ever sink
if you are willing to just do that every single day.
Whatever Trump does is perfect. Trump did another perfect thing,
and then another perfect thing, and now he's super perfect here.
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It guarantees you a certain level of audience, a certain
level of advertising. It guarantees you and that's why you've
seen so many punnins turn into that in the last
ten years. That's an easy button. I don't have to
sit and process this policy, mover that policy move of
Trump did it. It's good for voters too. A lot
of them who Trump endors Who's Trump? Like, Who's Trump? Hey,
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it doesn't mean all those people and maybe you are
one of those people. Doesn't mean those people are stupid
at all. Some are, for sure. It means they prefer
the simplicity of Donald Trump telling them this is good.
This guy is bad Trump. When you have a figure
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like that, who is what are the kids called these
days the main character. When you have a main character
like Donald Trump, he is the focus of everything, the left,
the right to everything. He becomes an easy button when
it comes to these primaries. John Conan did not lose
his primary because of Donald Trump. Donald Trump had nothing
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to do with it, at all. Nothing. John Cornyan was
hated in this state because of his anti Second Amendment
votes and his amnesty stance. Ken Paxton has notched real
w's for the right and therefore John Cornyn was going
to lose. Had nothing to do with Donald Trump. If
you read or follow anybody who told you corn lost
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because of Trump, a person's a liar or an idiot.
Bottom line, we'll be back.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
an Amazing Friday. I'm magnificent ass doctor Jesse Friday, and
we have things we have to chop away at this hour.
They're all your questions, So it's your fault. Someone's confused
(00:33):
about the new Trump Iran stuff. We talk about that.
Somebody wants to get his dad a good history trip.
Someone else is worried about nuclear weapons, finding a summer job.
You have Japan questions, AI, all that, so much more
on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. So I want
to begin with this one right here here, Hello, Jesse,
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Am I confused? Or is Trump's handling of the Iran war,
especially since the ceased fire being orchestrated quite poorly. He's
giving them piles of money and more time to reallocate
and build their resources. Also, he's totally abandoned the Iranian people.
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What do you think? All right? So let me put
it to you this way. It's the best way I
can probably explain this. You ever know anybody who's getting
a divorce, divorce is terrible. Maybe you yourself have gone
through it, but I've seen this happen many, many times.
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What I'm about to describe. There's a couple, you know them,
your friends, You hang out, go to the movies on
Friday nights. Something goes wrong who knows, and they decide
they're going to get a divorce. And of course it's
always nasty. Even the amicable ones are nasty. There's bad blood,
(01:57):
hurt feelings and all the other things. But you love
these people. You have a genuine love of these people,
and you want them to work it out. So what
do you do? Out of the goodness, out of the
kindness of your heart. You get involved. You stick your
nose in a Hey Bob, Hey, let's go get a beer. Well,
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let's we'll work it out. I know you love Kathy, Bob.
Let's let's sit down, let's get let's work it out. Kathy,
let's come over, let's have a cup of coffee. We'll
talk about Bob. He loves you. You get involved, Well,
here's the problem. You have voluntarily stepped into a volatile situation.
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Now you're involved. Now, now all that ugliness is in
part landing on you two. Do you think it did
you think it was going to be clean? Did you
think when you had a beer with Bobby, was gonna say,
you know what, I do love her. Everything's good to go,
we're getting back together. No, he's gonna tell you about
how bad or cooking is. And I'm pretty sure she's
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running around on me and she stole my watch and
I hate her. Don't you hate her? You hate her too? Right?
And when you sit down with Kathy, she's not gonna
tell you how much she loves Bob. She's gonna trash Bob.
And now you're involved. Now, what's the pretty way out
of it? What's the way out of it that looks
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great if they if they don't decide they want to
get back together, Is there a clean, great way for
you to get out of it. No, you're involved. You
stuck your nose in it. Now you're involved. Any cop
will tell you most dangerous situation, generally a cop will
ever face is a domestic dispute when they have to
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show up at someone's house. The couple's and the throwing
things at each other and the cop has to walk
in and stick his nose in someone else's business. That's
all a lot of cops die. Donald Trump has loudly
hated the Iranian regime for a long time. The Iranian
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regime has been worthy of every ounce of that hate.
They have been by far the number one state sponsor
of terror around the world. They're they're they're loud about it,
to death, to America, all that other crab. So it's
not hard to hate Iran, well, at least the Iranian government,
the regime. It's not hard to hate them. Okay. Donald
Trump has had it out for them for a while. Okay,
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they tried to kill Donald Trump. Okay, after he killed
Keyesam Solimani. They had a plot to kill Trump. Okay,
so there's all this backstory to it. Trump decided to
get involved, not a little involved either. We're not talking
sanctions something like that. Trump decided to load up a
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naval armada and sail a large chunk of our military
clear around the globe, about as far as you can
sail them clear around the globe to make war on Iran.
And please, don't do this thing that people try to
do with me. It's not war. It's we killed all
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their leaders. What would you consider that if somebody bombed
Donald Trump and JD. Vance tonight, that's an active war.
We made war on them. Okay, all right, And again
I'm not gonna sit here and quibble about justified not justified.
I hate the Iranian regime, but the decision was made
to go. Now what have I been warning you this
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entire time? The entire time, However you feel about this,
whether you think this is dumb and the biggest mistake ever,
or you think this is the best thing and completely justified,
and we should keep going until does it matter where
you fall on this? What I have said applies no
matter where you fall on this. There's no more easy
ways out. There's no clean way out. You decided you
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were getting involved in Bob and Kathy's divorce. Now it's
going to land on you. Leaving is not easy. Some
details of this deal. Again, I'm always skeptical whether anything
goes through because every day there's a new deal, right
the details of the deal start to leak, and already
people are all, wait a minute, we're giving him money,
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We're bovlab Well, did you think a deal with Iran
was going to give them nothing? I warn you. I
warned you this from the very beginning. Iran. If there
is a deal done, Iran is going to get things
that make you wins. They are, They're going to get
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things and you're going to go, oh, really, it's gonna
make you wins. Sucks, it does. It's not easy. On
the flip side, Donald Trump understands he's not in moron.
He can read poll numbers that politically whether he if
you thinks the whole thing is right or wrong or whatever, Politically,
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this thing is a complete disaster for him. In the
Republican party, it just is. Normies hate it. The Republicans,
Republican faithful or totally in Trump's camp, all the normies
despise it. We have hemorrhaged all our independence, young man.
We've just we've we've blown up the coalition in part
because of this. Okay, well, he knows he has to
wrap it up. If he can't get a deal, then
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he has to go with a military option that involves
bombing things he doesn't want to bomb. Why do you
think he keeps threatening it and not doing it? Don't
do I'll bomb you. Why do you think he keeps
threatening to bomb the oil fields and things like that
but not doing it? You know how, there's been some
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problems when it comes to oil and things like that
since the straight of horror moves has been closed. You
understand that that's been the case. Lots of those problems
become semi permanent if American bombs start dropping on refineries.
I know your look. Maybe you are in this camp
of who cares it's Iran, kill them all and let
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God sort them out. Maybe you fall in that camp,
and that's fine again, Foreign policies complicated. You think what
you want, you want what you want, but do not
for a millisecond convince yourself that that's easy or fast
or painless. There's no more painless. Painless is gone. Everything now,
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once the decision was made to go, once you showed
up at Bob and Cathy's house, once that decision was made,
everything now is going to have some ugly in it.
Every bit. If there's a deal, there's going to be
ugly in it. If there's more military action, there's going
to be ugly in it. And that ugly could be
all kinds of things. By the way, remember, Donald Trump
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has to be mindful of the lives of our troops,
and we want him to be mindful of that. Maybe,
and I don't know this, maybe Donald Trump, maybe he
thinks Russia and China have possibly given Iran something that
can take our troops out. You understand, Iran has shot
down multiple American jets now right, multiple American planes have
been shot out of the sky. We are not talking
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about one night in Venezuela here. Maybe Donald Trump was
worried about waking up tomorrow morning and seeing fifty American
servicemen killed a missile hitting the side of a destroyer.
These are concerns. Maybe he thinks they have the ability
to do that. It's more than just prices. But what
about civilian casualties Trump's talking about? Understandly, you have to
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threaten them with what hurts. Hey, we'll bomb your desalination plans. Okay,
sounds good. People were gonna die of thirst, people who
have nothing to do with the Iranian regime. Donald Trump
has no history of killing innocent civilians and loving it.
It's happened before, of course, but Donald Trump famously tries
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to avoid that. You think he wants to go out
and kill ten thousand innocent Iranians. I don't think he does.
You can be frustrated with him, that's fine. Again, you're
not a subject, you're a citizen. Be frustrated, have an opinion,
But don't listen to anybody, including yourself. If that anybody
is telling you, we just have to do blank. As
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if it's easy, easy is gone, it doesn't exist anymore.
War was a dangerous game. All right, let's move on
from this talk history. Do maybe you know I'll answer
a Japan question. We'll be back, misdost catch up, Jesse
kellyshow dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Friday. We have conquered the week, and you can
conquer the email. I don't know how sending an email
would conquer anything. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's
get to some more of these, dear doctor Bronco. Of
all the delicious meals you had in Japan, what was
the best and worst meal? Also, how difficult was it
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being bumped into all the time as you are practicing
ninja and thus invisible? Very good question about the ninjitsu stuff. Look,
this happens all the time in the office. It happened
again last week, and no not last week. The week
before I left it happened and I didn't even have
a chance to come on the air and tell you
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that Jewish producer Chris was walking around the office. Don't
shake your head, Chris. He was walking around the office.
He's scoffing right now because he knew I was going
to tell the story on the air. And he rounds
the corner and he almost runs into me because he
didn't hear me. Go, I can't even help it. It's
not even an intentional thing. Do it to ab all
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the time. I just it's not like I, uh, it's
not like I walk. I kind of flow back and
almost float. I would probably describe it as floating. And
I'm just naturally stealthy, Okay, I'll put it that way.
That's one. Two. Food in Japan was extremely hidden. Miss.
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Let me explain. The best meal I had in Japan
was this. It was in uh We were actually in Okinawa,
and we go into this little Japanese restaurant, nothing fancy,
and they have menu on there and basically they'll bring
you out these little slabs of fatty beef. There's like
a grill in the center of the table and you
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grab the beef and you just chuck it on the grill.
And then they had this big bowl of spicy noodles
that add eggs and onions and all noodles and all
kinds stuff like the spicy red sauce in it, and
you're sit and they're slurping on these noodles and pulling
fresh beef off the grill. There's all kinds of that
kind of eating. In Japan. They love their beef, they
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love their noodles, and it's awesome, absolutely awesome. So you
can have that anywhere you want if you go to Japan.
On the flip side, I told you we were doing
this World War Two tour thing. It was done, by
the way, if you're interested in this World War Two tour.
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I don't have any association with the place, but I
might as well give them a little plug. It was
done through the World War Two Museum out of New Orleans.
They do ones in the Pacific, they do ones in Europe,
they do ones depending on what battle. That's how we
did it. We just signed up the same way you
would for a group tour. That's what we did. They
did a very very very good job. But sometimes they
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would have these quote group dinners, and at the group
dinner they wanted to give you the authentic experience. It
was the worst stuff I have ever eaten in my
entire life. Chris I don't even know. You ask what,
and this is terrible radio. I shouldn't even doing this
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because I don't know how to explain it to you,
and I don't know what a lot of it was.
You would sit down and there is a couple things
that look like they're breaded in deep fried, by the way,
very much not chicken nuggets. I made that mistake before.
There's another little bowl of various kinds of raw fish.
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There's another little bowl that's not noodles but looks like
it's like worms. It was not worms. It was not worms, Chris,
but it looked like it was worms. There's some bowl
of I kid you not fish broth, and the bowl
of noodles you do have. It's freezing cold and together.
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And so when I said how am I supposed to
eat this? They said, oh, you just pour the fish
broth over it, and that lubs it up for it.
It was so freaking nasty. Ab is looking at me
the whole time, thinking, please just don't embarrass me, Please
don't embarrass me what Chris Chris said? So it was
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a good burger king experience. It is funny you brought
that up. My friend. We went to at one point
in time, we went to Kagoshima. It's a city in
Japan where they do a big you know, the honor
of the Kama Kazi pilots type thing. We went to
this place, Kagashima, and the hotel we stayed in was
a Sheridan hotel right by the main train stations. We
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took the bullet train down there by the train station
that goes through Kagashima. This train station had all kinds
of restaurants and things like that in it, and this
train station had a shake shack. We are probably least
seven or eight days into this trip. We were in
Kagoshima for one and a half days. One and a
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half days, I had shakeshak three times, three times, and
to OB's unbelievable horror, by the time we got to
the last time of having shakeshak, I had spread the
word around the World War two group. The whole World
War Two group was in shake shack eating cheeseburgers with me.
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That's a true story. So look again, I don't want
to complain because I loved Japan. I loved the Japanese people.
I really did. I really did eat well. There there's
a lot of really good Japanese food. And look, they
love their burgers. Right, they have McDonald's and it's excellent
over there. They have they have stuffed the very first world.
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It's not America. I didn't have a taco for two weeks. Okay,
so Chris, it was like dying. Really, I've never died,
but that's got to be what it's like. All right,
let's do a little uh Rome or Israel. If you
gotta take a history trip, where do you go? We'll
answer that and do so much more on the world
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famous Jesse Kelly's show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic Friday. Remember if you miss any part
of the show, you can download the whole thing. iHeart
Spotify iTunes. Let's get to these questions, Oh, wise and
small handed oracle. My father has always put his children
before himself, and he's the greatest man I've ever known.
That's awesome to have a dad like that. I want
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to do something for him, and I was thinking I'd
like to help towards the cost of a trip to
either Rome or Israel. He's a vary devout Catholic and
teaches a religious clash to children in his off time,
which would you suggest Rome or Israel? He would absolutely
enjoy Israel for all the many religious sites there, but
the war makes me concerned. Rome is safer, and I
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know he would likely spend his whole time at Saint
Peter's Basilica or the Vatican. What say you? All right?
So first off, let me push back on a couple things.
Rome is safer, he said. I understand that Israel is
always under some sort of rocket attack or terrorist attack
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or anything else. I understand that that's the case. It's
just there's always war going on over there at all times.
I get that Rome. I've been in a lot of
different cities, big cities around the world. Rome was not
a safe feeling city at all. In fact, if you
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go to certain places like the Spanish Steps, it's one
of those famous sites you will see when you go
to Rome, your tour guide or anybody with any knowledge
of it will flat out tell you if you have
a bag or something, you keep it in front of you,
you keep your ans on it. The place is world
renowned for its thieves in pickpockets. In Rome, I was,
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as you can probably tell, so insanely disappointed and how
those dirty kami savages have allowed that glorious city to
fall and to disrepair, the graffiti on historic buildings, people
peeing in the road. When you show up at the Colisseum,
you are immediately surrounded by swarms of Africans fresh off
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the boat, trying to sell you stupid African trinkets when
they're not trying to pick your pocket. This is not
me telling you that Israel is going to be perfectly safe.
I'm not saying that at all, but I would probably
push back on Rome being super safe. Now again, this
is not me. Also, let me clarify, I'm not telling
you not to go to Rome or not send your
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dad to Rome. But don't think this is some glorious, gleaming,
safe city of white marble where your dad can stroll
around at ten o'clock at night after he's had a
couple of beers. That's probably not what I wouldn't let
my kids go out in Rome. I let my kids
go across town in an uber in Tokyo by themselves.
They're seventeen and fifteen. I let them go multiple times
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and said I'll see you when you get back. Not
in a million years would I do that in Rome.
Never ever would I do that in Rome. So let's say,
let's do that now the Catholic part. Now I'm not Catholic,
but obviously I have a million friends who are, and
relatives are. My in laws are Catholic. Every Catholic I
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know who's done the Catholic experience in Rome has raved
about it. Look, I did the Vatican, and I certainly
don't want to disrespect it in any way. Maybe you're Catholic,
but it doesn't move me. It's just not my it's
not my thing. I'm not a Catholic, but I can
see if I was a Catholic, this would be a
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big deal. This would be a moving thing there, Saint Peter,
these are the doors for Catholics. That place is super,
super super special. If your dad is devoutly Catholic. Maybe Rome.
All that said, I told you we took that trip
as a show a few years back to Israel, and
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it was a holy land trip. We were going to see, Hey,
this is where Chris's people crucified Jesus and did what
Chris no sious it was. It was a holy land trip,
the Roman, the Fort of Masada, everything else. It was awesome, Chris,
it was it was well. Of course Chris liked it,
but it was freaking awesome. I got to baptize my
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youngest son in the Jordan River where supposedly that's where
Jesus was baptized down I'm not quite sure about that,
but either way, it's the same friggin river. Yeah, it
was awesome, man, it really was awesome. I don't know
that I would recommend going. When we went in the
summer time, it was roasting. Now, I'm used to that
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kind of heat because we live in Houston, and even
then we were all sweat and we had people they
would just flat out sit some things out said, do's
get a little hot in the summer. Hey, Jesse, good
job the last few days. Anyways, how would we look
if we pulled out of Iran tomorrow and a few
weeks later they actually test a nuke? What do you think?
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I think that foreign policy is complicated and there oftentimes
aren't good answers because nobody can tell the future. Nobody can,
I cannot, and you cannot, and nobody can tell the future.
If Trump really does finalize some deal with Iran blockade lifted,
he comes home, We're not going to have any idea
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whether that was a successful deal for years, only time
will tell. Whatever the deal ends up being might be
incredibly sick successful. Maybe ten years from now we're talking
about normalization of relations with Iran, who has new management,
and you know, Israel's signing a truce with Iran. In life,
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it's got hold on Chris. I didn't say it's gonna happen.
I said, look ten years, I don't know. Next year
Iran sets off a nuke and now we're never now
that regime's never leaving, But then the deal looks bad.
Foreign policy is complicated. Beware of people who make it
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seem simple, straightforward and easy. Different regions of the world
have different motivations, different countries themselves. They are divided against themselves.
Look at our own country. What does an American think?
If you're in Japan and you look across the pond,
what do America's leaders think? Well, it certainly depends on
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the leader. If you're asking Chuck Schumer, you're gonna get
one answer. If you're asking Donald Trump, you gotta get
another answer. Foreign policy is complicated, and I don't have Look,
I don't know what to tell you. I don't have
any words. Of assurance when it comes to Iran or
a deal or war, because I don't know what's going
to come. I know that wars are dangerous, dangerous ventures.
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All right, Jesse, I'm currently trying to help my sixteen
year old look for a summer job. I'm sure you
have some experience in this area. What are some pro
dad tips? Okay, two things. First of all, it's funny
you brought that up because my seventeen year old is
doing this exact thing. In fact, as we speak, I
think he might be applying at a fast food joint.
He's been applying for jobs for a few days, trying
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to get a first, his first job. Get out there,
go make some money. So I am going through this.
First of all, don't be afraid to call in favors
for your kids. I know there's an old school kind
of way of thinking. Sometimes there's this old school way
of thinking, and this old school way of thinking is now,
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get out there and make it on your own. You
can help your up, your kid get a job. If
your buddy owns a business, your buddy uh has a
landscaping company, give him a call, Hey, you need to
go for the summer. He'll run around, pick things up
for you, sweat and work, shovel, make phone calls on.
Behalf of your kids with friends if you can. That's one. Two.
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Don't forget to tell them to dress up. Dress up.
I would recommend a full suit. Oh but it's McDonald's.
That's so stupid. Nope, you're so stupid. Put on a
freaking suit. It's not because you're going to wear a
suit to work at McDonald's. It's because immediately the person
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who's interviewing you seze you, and they see effort. They
see you went out of your way to even maybe
look dumb. I'm sitting here in McDonald's in a suit.
You went out of your way, willing to look dumb
and out of place to make a good first impression.
Dress up. I don't care if he's sixteen applying to
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work at t Bell. Dress up. If it's not a suit.
If all you got khakis in a button up shirt,
then put on khakis in a button up shirt. Put
on what you got the best you got. All right,
let's talk about corning primaries. We talk about neighbors who
mowed in opportune hours. All kinds of things still to
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come on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. We'll be
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your death threats from our temporary digs here Jesse at
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey Jesse, did you ever find
a new satchel? I've told you this before. I, at
one point in time had the greatest satchel in the
history of mankind. If you look on social media, will
you will see it. I think it's still on my
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Instagram page somewhere or something. I'm pretty sure the company's
White River. I may have that wrong, but they made
the perfect satchel. Now what does that mean perfect satul? Well,
there's a million satels out there. This is one I
mainly used for fishing and travel. It was the perfect size,
not too big. I don't want a backpack, Okay, I
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want something smaller if I wanted a backpack anyway, not
too big but not too small. Also a critical critical
part of it, it had the perfect amount of padding
for your back, so there was never anything that stuck
through or stabs you on your back. Also, maybe the
most important thing when it comes to a satchel is
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it wasn't always shifting and sliding around to the front.
I don't want to have to keep adjusting my satchel.
Wherever you put the satchel, that's where it stayed. And
then one terrible dark day I made a mistake. I
let my son take it to church camp. Do you
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think I ever got that satchel back? Oh? Oh, no,
I got it back. Do you think I got it
back intact? No? No, no, it was broken destroyed. Since then,
I have officially lost count of how many satchels I
have purchased, different satchels, different places. I bet you the
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number is greater than seven, possibly ten. Chris, I'm not
making it up. I just buy him and send him back,
and buy him and send them back, and buy him
and send them back. They just don't And by the way,
that company doesn't make it anymore. If you're about to
suggest it, you think that wasn't the first place I looked.
I've looked. I found one finally on eBay, but it
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had some stains on it, and it was just it's like, oh,
those aren't my stains. And when you're buying someone else's stains.
You just don't what, Chris, You don't know. Maybe Hunter
Biden had that. I don't know what kind of stains
we're dealing with here, what Chris? Either way, No, I've
never found a replacement Satchel, and I I miss him
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part time, Kelly. Why do all the conservative mainstream media
journalists think the only reason that Cornyn and others are
losing their primaries is due to Trump's endorsement? Can they
really not see the upswell of anti communists and Republicans
as the reason it's happening. I find it frustrating they
don't see this. All the old Republican guard, whether in
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politics or not, needs to wake up and leave. Well,
let me explain this phenomenon. All human beings we like
something simple, straightforward, and easy to understand, don't we. That's
how I like things. Give it to me straight, break
it down so I can understand it. Give it to
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me straight, and make it simple. It allows us to
never have to spend too much time on any one
area of our lives. For instance, Donald Trump, since you
brought him up, Since Donald Trump came down the escalator
ten years ago and got involved In politics, Donald Trump
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has been what I would describe as an easy button
for endless political people in the United States of America.
On every side of the aisle. He's a walking easy button.
Why what's that mean? If you're a Democrat, just to
pose whatever he does, just hate it. Everything he does
is evil and tyrannical and fascist. It's the end of
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the world. Doesn't matter what Trump says. Trump could come
out tomorrow and save sick puppies. If you're a Democrat,
it's the easy button. What Trump says is bad. What
Trump says is bad, what Trump does is bad. It's
the easy button. Politics has become completely easy for Democrats.
Trump does it. It's bad. This is not just elected
Democrat politicians, the average everyday Democrat. Every poll shows this.
(31:12):
All they believe in is opposing Donald Trump. They don't
even necessarily have specific things most of the time. But
stop Trump, Stop Trump, Stop Trump. It's become an easy button, right.
That's their side, our side too, our side too. For
elected politicians, for political pundits like me, for average everyday voters,
(31:37):
Trump is an easy button. What's that mean? Well, if
you're a pundit like me, there's nothing in the world.
That is easier and more profitable for the last ten
years than to sit down behind a microphone or write
or on TV whatever you do, and just kiss up
(31:58):
the Trump all day, every day, all day, every day.
If you do that, what it does is it raises
the floor of how low your show can ever sink
if you are willing to just do that every single day.
Whatever Trump does is perfect. Trump did another perfect thing,
and then another perfect thing, and now he's super perfect here.
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It guarantees you a certain level of audience, a certain
level of advertising. It guarantees you and that's why you've
seen so many punnins turn into that in the last
ten years. That's an easy button. I don't have to
sit and process this policy, mover that policy move of
Trump did it. It's good for voters too. A lot
of them who Trump endors Who's Trump? Like, Who's Trump? Hey,
(32:45):
it doesn't mean all those people and maybe you are
one of those people. Doesn't mean those people are stupid
at all. Some are, for sure. It means they prefer
the simplicity of Donald Trump telling them this is good.
This guy is bad Trump. When you have a figure
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like that, who is what are the kids called these
days the main character. When you have a main character
like Donald Trump, he is the focus of everything, the left,
the right to everything. He becomes an easy button when
it comes to these primaries. John Conan did not lose
his primary because of Donald Trump. Donald Trump had nothing
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to do with it, at all. Nothing. John Cornyan was
hated in this state because of his anti Second Amendment
votes and his amnesty stance. Ken Paxton has notched real
w's for the right and therefore John Cornyn was going
to lose. Had nothing to do with Donald Trump. If
you read or follow anybody who told you corn lost
(33:49):
because of Trump, a person's a liar or an idiot.
Bottom line, we'll be back.
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