December 8, 2025 • 38 mins
Remembering Pearl Harbor. Medal of Honor: Donald Ross. Democrats lying and humiliating themselves to get the black vote. They tell lies so Liberal Aunt Peggy spreads their lies to normy norm.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, about to do Medal of Honor Monday. We'll
actually make fun of Joe Biden this hour. I've missed
doing that. We'll talk about people making three hundred k
a year, living paycheck to paycheck, Democrats lying about murder numbers.
(00:33):
Oh that emails. So much more coming up this hour
on The Jesse Kelly Show. And another reminder to you
that tomorrow, of course, our one's going to be our
regular show. Our three is going to be our regular show,
Our two. It's history time tomorrow, and I Am not
even going to come close to finishing it, So just
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get ready. There's just so much I have to get
to on the Rhodesian Bush War tomorrow. Fascinating, endlessly fascinating.
But right now it's the start of the second hour
on Monday, and that means it's Medal of Honor Monday time.
It is important, important to know the details of our heroes,
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to know their deeds, to remember their names. It matters
a lot. And I've told you, and I love that
you're already doing this. I get these emails all the time.
You can put these citations up in the break room
at work. Shoot, you can call your employees together, have
a little Monday pep talk and talk to them about one.
There's nothing political about it. You can do it with
your class in school. You're going to find that young boys,
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young girls, they like heroes too, and they're dying for
people to look up to, people like Donald Kirby Ross.
Now he has a very short citation, so I'm going
to read it to you. We'll honor the man, and
then we are going to talk a little bit about
Pearl Harbor. I know you know about Pearl Harbor. We'll
just do a little ten minute backround for those who
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maybe had crappy history teachers. I had a couple very
good ones. There are excellent ones out there. There are
a lot of really bad ones out there. So without
further ado man was born in Beverly, Kansas, where the
Somali woman called boot Camp, which is hilarious to me.
He was actually born on December eighth, nineteen ten. He
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did all this the day before his birthday. Donald Kirby Ross,
US Navy. Hey, honoring those who went above and beyond.
It's Medal of Honor Monday for distinguished conduct in line
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of his profession, extraordinary courage and disregard for his own
life during the attack on the fleet at Pearl Harbor,
Territory of Hawaii by Japanese forces on the seventh of
December nineteen forty one, when his station in the forward
Dynamo room of the USS Nevada became almost untenable due
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to smoke, steam and heat, Machinist Ross forced his men
to leave that station and performed all the duties himself
until blinded and unconscious. Upon being rescued and resuscitated, he
returned and secured the forward Dynamo room and proceeded to
the after Dynamo room, where he was later again rendered
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unconscious by exhaustion. Again recovering consciousness, he returned to his station,
where he remained until directed to abandon it. Now that's
the end of that citation, and I realized that can
leave you wanting more. I'll get to a little bit
more on that and kind of the reasons behind the
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guys doing stuff like that in a moment. But I
do think it's probably beneficial to do this every year.
I don't know that I've done it much in the past,
but I should do this more. I haven't talked a
ton about Pearl Harbor because it's one of those things
where I just kind of assume everyone knows. I mean,
everyone knows about Pearl Harbor. What happened in Pearl Harbor,
and most people will tell you, well, the Japanese attacked
us and it kicked us off into World War two. Okay, okay, First,
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we were just going to just a few minutes here,
so bear with me. First, there was again a lot
going on before the bombs started dropping, similar to what
we talked last hour. Japan was in a situation where
they had built up a modern economy, they had built
up a modern military, and they were lacking natural resources.
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And because of the military mindset of the Japanese people
at the time, they looked at their military and they
said to themselves, well, why don't we just use it?
And that decided to start going into China. World War
two began when the Japanese went into China. Years and
years and years before Hitler invaded Poland. The Japanese started
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going into China, conquering parts of China and take their resources.
The world was very uninterested in having another World war.
Remember this is post World War One, and the world
started to get angry with Japan and started to make demands. Hey,
you need to leave, you need to leave, you need
to leave. But Japan didn't want to leave. Enter FDR.
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We at this time were huge trading partners with Japan. Remember,
if you have resources that you can't get out of
your own country, you have to find another country to
buy them from or trade with. The United States of America,
completely blessed by God, is drowning in resources, including oil.
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Japan had to have large quantities of oil coming in.
They had built a pretty wonderful navy by this time.
And you know what all those wonderful navy ships are
worth without oil. Nothing, It's just a big thing to
get sunk. It's worth absolutely no. They had to have
large quantities of it. We started to say no more oil,
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no more steel, no more nothing. So Japan came up
with what was one of the most nationally suicidal plans
in history. They did know it was the long shot
of long shots. They kind of decided it was the
only chance they had. And the plan when something like this,
what if we attacked American forces at Pearl Harbor. What
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if we took out America's aircraft carriers, because they knew
that was going to be the main power at sea
at that time. If we take out America's aircraft carriers,
they're going to build more. Believe me, they knew we
were going to build more. But whether it's going to
do is bias. Time. While America rebuilds their navy, it'll
take them a while. We will grab the Philippines, all
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these different islands, draw a big circle around Japan. And
they thought, let's go all this while America's building the navy.
We'll be building bunkers, We'll be putting mines in the water.
We will fortify everything. And then when America comes to war,
and they knew we were gonna come to war, When
America comes to war, we will fight it out with them.
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They are Western and soft. We are Japanese. We are superior.
Remember everybody's racist at some level. Back then, people were
just more honest about it. We are Japanese. We're superior
to these soft Western whites. After they lose enough people,
they will finally sue for peace, and no matter how
it ends, we will end up with more territory. Than
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we had in the beginning. They're not going to make
us give everything back, so it will all work out
in the end. And they still pretend to this day
that there's some dispute about whether or not Japan wanted
to declare war before Pearl Harbor. In my mind, having
read enough, there's no dispute at all. They didn't declare
war because because they wanted the element of surprise, and
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they didn't quite understand the white hot anger that would
create in the minds of Americans. So they created this
big navy fleet. They kind of hid it in northern Japan.
They then sailed it across the Pacific. It went completely unseen,
and on a sleepy Sunday morning, their fleet got there.
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They sent all these planes in our aircraft carriers happened
to be out at sea at the time. And it
was a terrible, terrible day. But there are gentlemen, There
were lots of them. But they're a gentleman like Donald
Kirby Ross, who were shaken out of bed that morning,
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probably a little hungover, maybe just got back from church.
Maybe both who became heroes. They did not know they
were at war. Hawaii was a dream post, as you
can imagine for being in the navy. They thought they
were going to go play football on the beach, flirt
with some hula girls. Instead, their friends are burning alive
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under the water, and some men in that moment step
up and do things that are simply amazing. They'll burn
to death to save a friend. They'll charge into a
pitch black under just the belly of a ship. They'll
burn their hands to seal doors shut. Some men are
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just built differently. And the devastation at Pearl Harbor, it
was bad. It was bad, but it's not near as
bad as it would have been if we didn't have
people like Donald Kirby Ross stepping up and doing incredible things,
incredible things that day, And of course you know what
happened from there. We went to war and saved the
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planet from tyranny. And Donald Kirby Ross may have lived,
but many did not live that day, and we thought
it would be appropriate. I think we're going to do
this every December seventh or eighth from now on, to
play them taps.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
B B.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Bra've been done that day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
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Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.
I remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You love, your hate, your death threats. Let's
do some of these emails, Doctor j I am missing
the Crappiest Country in the World competition, but Somalia is
still trying to climb that ladder. Wouldn't it be freshing
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if the bedrock of all politics was the US Constitution? Yeah,
you go, Look, he's right, but remember how different you
are from the communists, And remember how the communists sell
you on unending mass immigrat. In fact, Joe Biden just
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they dragged him out of his bedroom and made him
give a speech, but he actually said something that proved
my point. They love this line, they love it.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We're the only country founded on idea. Every other country
in the world's founded on geographic boundaries, religion, ethnicity. But
we're an idea, a strong idea, a stronger and more powerful.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We weren't founded any differently than any other country was founded.
Our reasons were exactly the same. We had a bunch
of Christian Europeans who wanted to get out from under
the yoke of British tyranny. They were all different kind
all different sets of Christianity, by the way, but they
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all just wanted the freedom to worship God the way
they wanted. That's why they came here. And of course
they wanted better lives. They wanted to better themselves, and
they didn't get here by accident. They realized that this
land could be a land of plenty. It had plenty
of natural resources for them. We weren't just founded on
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just an idea. They love that COMMI gobblygook because it
breaks down people's defenses of their homeland. That's why they
used that line. And when you bring up Somali's in
the US Constitution and things like that, they don't even
pretend to care about it. That's what has angered me
so much. I've brought it up before. Remember that clip
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of Ma'm Donnie's Dad that I've played for you a
couple times. It's not just the clip where he's comparing
us to Hitler and things like that. It's the knowledge
that this human being, he is a well healed United
States professor who lives the life of luxury, and he
came from a dump and he got here in like
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five minutes later. It was two years after we got here.
He used the street communist movement and has been allowed
to be an open anti American street communist for fifty years,
sixty years.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This man America is the genesis of what we call
settler colonialism, and the American model was exported all around
the world. Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They
herded American Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This
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was the inspiration. Hitler realized two things. One that genocide
was doable. It is possible to do genocide. That's what
Hitler realized. Second thing Hitler realized is that you don't
have to have a common citizenship. You can differentiate between people.
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The Nuremberg laws were patterned after American laws. Anyway, the
US put Indians in reservations. The US invented the muddel.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And you know what the result of not deporting that man.
First we brought him here. That was a mistake. Then
we allowed him to immediately take part in anti American activism.
Whoa countries paid dearly for that kind of negligence dearly.
Now his dirt Ball son is Mayor of New.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
As mayor I'll protect the rights of every single New Yorker,
and that includes the more than three million immigrants who
call the city their home. But we can all stand
up to ICE if you know your rights if you
encounter ICE. These are the things that every New Yorker
should know. First, ICE cannot enter into private spaces like
your home, school, or private area of your workplace without
a judicial warrant signed by a judge that looks like this.
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If ICE does not have a judicial warrant signed by
a ju you have the right to say I did
not consent to entry, and the right to keep your
door closed. Sometimes ICE will show you paperwork that looks
like this and tell you that they have the right
to arrest him. That is false.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Fifty sixty years ago, we brought a communist scumbag into
the country. Once he got here, he started attacking the
country like so many do. Instead of denaturalizing and deporting
him back to the dump he came from, we allowed
him to rise to high office in this country. We
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allowed him to acquire wealth for himself, and of course
he eventually started a family and raised future anti Americans.
But they, like their father, weren't content, weren't grateful to
be here like guests should be. They instead sought to
destroy the country that brought them in. Now his brood
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is going to take over the largest, most powerful city
in the United States of America. And God only knows
what his children after him will do. And all this
is the result of not minding the imports and not
having the guts to get them out of your country
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once they get here. You think it's mean to deport
people who get a duy. I think it's insanity not
to deport his father right friggin now and send his
son with him. That's what I think. All right, we
will make fun of Joe bid Jesse Kelly returns next.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday,
A Medal of Honor Monday. I remember, if you miss
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
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Speaker 4 (18:57):
The United States of America, that's who we are for
the US. What we're the what were the United States
of American?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's who we are for the US. And I understand
that guys like Joe Biden, I mean, Joe Biden's really
an extreme example of this but communists slack shame. They don't.
It just doesn't mean anything to them because they have
a completely different moral fabric than you have or than
I have. And like I said, Joe Biden's an extreme example.
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But you know what my favorite thing in politics is.
Everyone does by now. But I'll tell you again, it's
Democrats pandering to black people. It makes me laugh. I
can't help it. It's because I'm a terrible person. It's
not just the lying, it's the obvious lying that they do,
and it's the knowledge that they almost have to humiliate themselves.
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They humiliate themselves, and I believe these are people who
deserve human amiliation. So and then they don't have to
play it again, Chris, I got it. But you know
what it is. It's Gavin Newso I'm talking about mac
and cheese and wonderbread. It's Hillary's hot sauce in her purse.
It's Pete Boodha jeedge I kid you not on camera
drinking a forty with a couple black dudes. Probably wrapped
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his lips all the way around the bottle. That's a
completely other story. It's awful and it's amazing. Now the
black pandering is the most prevalent and the most hilarious.
But I also get a kick out of the gate pandering,
because if you're wondering why they dragged Joe Biden out
of his rocking chair and had him give a speech,
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well he had to go check a box and do
a gay event. And the LGBTQ demon mob they are,
they're certainly not defeated. I don't want to say that,
but they are most definitely on the run. Like all communists,
they pushed way too far, way too fast. Quit they
pushed way too far in way too fast. And what
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they did was they turned people off. Most people, most
Americans anyway, most normies. They're okay with this or that.
You do whatever you do, I don't necessarily want to
hear about it or see it. You do what you do,
it's fine. But gay communists cannot live in that world.
They have to make sure they jam it not just
in your face, in your kid's face. Soon they're cutting
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off to the penises of young boys, and now Americans
wake up and we're horrifying, right, So they push too far,
too fast, and they're very, very scared. They're very scared.
Right now. I saw a headline today. I'm not sure
about the accuracy of it, but the headline today is
in the twenty twenty six, In the year twenty twenty six,
there will be half the number of LGBTQ characters on
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television that there were previously. Americans are done, and even
Hollywood knows they're done. We don't want it anymore. So
they had to drag popa Joe out there too well.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
And I turned to the person asking the question. I said,
I said, to those choren, I wish every American. I mean,
it's just been out of my heart. I wish every
American could have seen from love in the eyes of
these two young boys for their dads, for their dads.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
It was.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
You could feel it.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It was palpable. You could taste it anyway. Joe, what, Chris,
what are you making that face for? You taste it anyway.
Democrats just tell these huge lies. They pander all the time,
and I enjoy it. I enjoy it now. I probably
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take too much enjoyment in it, because, as we've talked
about before, lying is like breathing for a communist. They
just don't think anything of it. It's just it's their language.
To be honest with you. I think that's how I'm
gonna start describing it from now on. It's the language
of the communists. He will tell gigantic lies. He'll tell
it right to your freaking face. He doesn't feel bad
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about it. And if you expose the lie to him,
you could show him a video proving what he just
said is a lie. He will not get embarrassed. He
will not. It's not in his nature. Words are just weapons.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So there's a new congresswoman, Griholva, and Alita Griholva doesn't matter.
She's Arizona, doesn't matter, and she's out there doing the
thing that all elite communists have to do. Remember many
elite communists they were originally street communists. They started out
as communist street animals, throwing things, protesting, rioting, doing all
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the things street animals do. And then maybe it's through
connections or something else, they find a way to raise
enough money and get elected and become elite communists. But
they know they still have to signal at all times
to the street communists that hey, I'm one of you.
Don't worry, I'm still one of you. This is why
you see democrat politician after democrat politician showing up at
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these ICE protests. That's what it's actually about. It's not
that they're trying to accomplish anything specifically. It's always a message,
Hey guys, I'm one of you still. I'm one of
you still. So of course this great hall of a
lady has to show up and make an idiot of
herself protesting ICE. Now, remember, I want you to remember something.
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It's all on camera. I watched the whole video like
ten times. It's all on camera. Everything she does is
on camera. She was not shot at anything like that.
But again, it's on camera. She goes on MSNBC and.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Says this, it was really scary, very jarring. I mean,
it's one thing to hear about these things happening in communities.
It's another thing to have it happen directly to you.
I really did go, you know, with the assumption that
I'm just trying to understand what's happening. And so I
went up. I introduced myself, I let them know who
I was. One agent said I don't care who you are.
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You need to get out of the way. We were pushed,
we were shot at, and it's really scary. It was
very frightening and very jarring.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The theater kids are at it again. Now, why do
they do this? Why are they able to tell these
huge lies? Why do they do it? Why can they
do it without shame? I'll tell you what. I'll play
you another one. This is Seth Moulton. He's a member
of Congress. This is about well, this is about the
strikes on the drug boats.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
I mean, look, the President of the United States and
his Secretary of Defense are conducting murder on the high seas.
They're committing murder, and Americans should care. Like Look, none
of us like drug traffickers, but we have laws that
say that drug traffickers don't get summarily executed. And if
it's happening off the coast of America with people that
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we don't know, just give it time before Donald trum
starts doing this same kind of thing the people we
do know right here at home.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
There was another Democrat came out today and said they're
going to start killing people on the streets of San
Francisco next Why how can they tell these huge, easily
verifiable lies. I was shot at you know why, Well,
it's a Christmas season and hankah, Chris it's a Christmas season. Hey, Chris,
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do you people gather with family for Hanukkah? Is that
a family event? All right? So Chris knows what I'm
talking about. He says, they do. It's Christmas season. This
is the time where your company's going to have a
Christmas party. They'll probably call it a holiday party because
these dirty comedies have rotted away every institution in this country.
But it's a Christmas party. You're going to be at
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some sort of a Christmas event at some point in time,
no question about it. And there's going to be a
Democrat there, your liberal aunt Pegy, the liberal ant Pegy
in your life, whoever that may be. And when she
comes in, bug eyed, she just had her ten xan
X in the parking lot before she came in. When
she comes in, bug guyed, screaming that Ice agents are
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shooting at protesters, screaming that the Trump administration is executing
or about to execute drug dealers on the streets of
San Francisco. She is going to believe it all the way,
not a little bit. She She is too stupid, too bitter,
too drugged out to know that she's lying. She lives
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in a world of make believe, and that is why
the communist tells gigantic lies. He makes up stories about
Joe Biden and the gay dad.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Only country found not one. Yeah, turn to the person
asking the question, I said, I said to those two men,
I wish every American. I mean, it's just been out
of my heart. I wish every American could have seen
love in the eyes of these two young boys for
their dads.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It was palpable. I could feel it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
They talk about getting shot at.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
It was really scary, very jarring. I mean, it's one
thing to hear about these things happening in communities. It's
another thing to have it happen directly to you. I
really did go, you know, with the assumption that I'm
just trying to understand what's happening. And so I went up.
I introduced myself, I let them know who I was.
One agent said, I don't care who you are. You
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need to get out of the way. We were pushed,
we were shot at, and it's really scary. It was
very frightening and very jarring.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Communists lie about everything all the time because it works
on the liberal am Peggy in your life abortion does too.
Why would they call the murder of an unborn baby.
Why would they call it reproductive rights? Women's reproductive rights?
Why would you? Why would you say something so inaccurate?
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Because your liberal aunt Peggy is susceptible to that. She
believes that she will crawl across broken glass to vote
for the local Democrat for her rights. Now, she can't
think in depth about what rights we're talking about here.
She doesn't have the ability you do. She can't. She's
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brain dead. But what she knows is whatever she's told.
And that's why we need Preborn to wake her brain up.
We need Preborn to give her a free ultrasound so
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Give its year end, It's tax deductible. Preborn dot com
slash Jesse Preborn dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, fantastic Monday. Remember you can email the
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show your love, your hate, your death threats Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also remember tomorrow history begins an
hour two Rhodesian bush War. There is so much that
is applicable today to what we're going through, what the
is just globally, it is so appropriate to have this
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discussion right now. And as you can imagine, communists and
communism are going to play a central role in this
whole thing. While the parallels we're seeing. So before we
get to America's police chief problem and the resignation and
all that other stuff, I'm even going to talk a
little bit of Christmas stuff before I get to that,
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I owe you emails. I'm way behind, Jesse. I've heard
you say you were afraid to put contact lenses in
your eyes. I'm a civilian, former army optometrist, and for
our very young children who need contacts, we teach parents
how to put contacts in their eyes. Maybe your wife
can put the lenses in your eyes for you. Then
you don't have to look like a nerd. One. That's
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not nice. Two. I didn't say I was afraid. That's
not the term I used, Chris. I never said afraid.
I said I didn't want it. Sometimes my eyes get
easy from allergies and stuff, and I don't want to
add contact lenses to it. I don't want to put
crap in my eyes all the time. I just want
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my eyes to work well. That's all I want is
my eyes to work well. And they don't. They don't.
It's like last week when Jewish producer Chris was trying
to mouth something to me through the glass because he's
uh twelve feet away, I would guess ten twelve feet away,
and I didn't know what he was saying, and I yelled,
I said, talking to the microphone, and he said, you
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can't read my lis No, okay, I can't read what
When we started this a few years ago, I could, Chris,
Do you think I'm not aware that things are deteriorating?
Do you think, let me tell you something, pal, once
you reach a certain age, things just start deteriorating out
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of nowhere, out of nowhere. I've had I have this thing.
I've twet you this before, that I have tendinitis in
my right forearm that I get after I live weights.
Whenever I am pulling, whether it's lap pulls or picking
up dumbbells or something like that, whenever I have held
something with my forearm, I now have the It's not brutal, right,
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but it's just kind of sore. Am I right? Forearm
all day, and so there's a couple of things. I
had to baby it for a month to get it
to go away. Then when I started it again, I'm
having to completely baby every weight in there. And you
have to do eight thousand reps to get a workout,
because it's not about the muscles, it's about my forearm.
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I don't want to reaggravate it, but of course it's
not possible to baby it enough. And I reaggravated it yesterday.
And I haven't told Ab about it because I know
if I tell AB about it, you know what I'm
gonna get. Everybody knows exactly what I'm gonna get. I
told you to take it easy. You always push too hard.
Why can't you take it easy? And she's not gonna
believe me when I tell her that I did not
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push too hard, that I was taking it. I didn't, Chris,
Why are you taking her side? I didn't, Jesse, He says, Hey, Bronco,
tell Chris, Texas sucks. I lived there twice in Arlington
and Midland. All the girls are tattooed up like a
bunch of biker dudes, and they have so many piercings.
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They look like iron heads. Yeah, it's so weird when
you encounter people who kind of live in a different
world than you live in. I am aware that today
there are more people. It's not just women, there are more.
There are more people today with tattoos, and the people
who have them have more of them. I'm aware that's
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that's more of a thing. Yeah, they're all over the place.
We went out to a restaurant on Saturday. There were
a bunch of us there and our waitress had tattoos.
I mean they were everywhere that was exposed. I put
it that way. I mean, god only knows what it
looked like, you know, otherwise, but they were everywhere, right,
and it was noticeable. It doesn't bother me. I don't
care if people tattoos or piercings. That doesn't bother me.
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But this is a young dude who went out to
a couple biker bars and now he thinks that every
woman is tattooed up and has all these piercings all
over the place. I haven't noticed, what, Chris, what? Yeah,
of course, yeah, Midland's going to be more biker centric anyway.
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But it's all about where you're looking, you know. It's
all about where you're looking. And you know, I'm not
going to judge you, because I'm the most wretched human
being to ever walk the planet. You know that, And
I'm never, ever, ever going to look down on you
if you're bouncing out to a bar or something like
that on a Friday or Saturday night. I've been in
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more around the world than you have. Believe me, I know.
I know. However, if you're not finding what you're looking
for in a bar on Friday night, if she maybe
has one too many skull and crossbones tattoos on her neck,
if her face looks like hell Raiser with all the piercings,
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maybe you're looking in the wrong place. Maybe there are
other options. You know, my sister did this before. She's
one of these workout types. When she got to a
new town. She was living in Austin at the time.
She didn't know anybody smooth to Austin for work. There
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are all kinds of online meetup groups for whatever you're into.
Hers was like this running hiking group, but I don't
care what it is. Maybe maybe you want to go
shoot with people. You know there's gonna be women in there.
Maybe you want to play chess, like when Corey beat
Chris at chess, that you know that you can meet
up maybe frisbee, golf, whatever you're into. There are online
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groups of people who have shared interests and maybe the
woman you're looking for. If tattoos aren't your thing, maybe
that's the way to go. Just a little FYI. Let's
talk about America's police chiefs. Let's talk about Christmas. Let's
talk about living paycheck to paycheck when you make three
hundred grand a year. Before we get to that, let's
(36:49):
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up their phones, meaning everybody switched. It has been such
(37:29):
an insane hit they've extended it one more week, actually
six more days, December fourteenth. It ends now. If you
missed don't miss the final six days. Twenty nine ninety
five a month for life. Imagine ten fifteen years from now,
if you're still paying twenty nine ninety five a month
for unlimited. Your friends are gonna hate you with jealousy.
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on
a Monday, about to do Medal of Honor Monday. We'll
actually make fun of Joe Biden this hour. I've missed
doing that. We'll talk about people making three hundred k
a year, living paycheck to paycheck, Democrats lying about murder numbers.
(00:33):
Oh that emails. So much more coming up this hour
on The Jesse Kelly Show. And another reminder to you
that tomorrow, of course, our one's going to be our
regular show. Our three is going to be our regular show,
Our two. It's history time tomorrow, and I Am not
even going to come close to finishing it, So just
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get ready. There's just so much I have to get
to on the Rhodesian Bush War tomorrow. Fascinating, endlessly fascinating.
But right now it's the start of the second hour
on Monday, and that means it's Medal of Honor Monday time.
It is important, important to know the details of our heroes,
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to know their deeds, to remember their names. It matters
a lot. And I've told you, and I love that
you're already doing this. I get these emails all the time.
You can put these citations up in the break room
at work. Shoot, you can call your employees together, have
a little Monday pep talk and talk to them about one.
There's nothing political about it. You can do it with
your class in school. You're going to find that young boys,
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young girls, they like heroes too, and they're dying for
people to look up to, people like Donald Kirby Ross.
Now he has a very short citation, so I'm going
to read it to you. We'll honor the man, and
then we are going to talk a little bit about
Pearl Harbor. I know you know about Pearl Harbor. We'll
just do a little ten minute backround for those who
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maybe had crappy history teachers. I had a couple very
good ones. There are excellent ones out there. There are
a lot of really bad ones out there. So without
further ado man was born in Beverly, Kansas, where the
Somali woman called boot Camp, which is hilarious to me.
He was actually born on December eighth, nineteen ten. He
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did all this the day before his birthday. Donald Kirby Ross,
US Navy. Hey, honoring those who went above and beyond.
It's Medal of Honor Monday for distinguished conduct in line
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of his profession, extraordinary courage and disregard for his own
life during the attack on the fleet at Pearl Harbor,
Territory of Hawaii by Japanese forces on the seventh of
December nineteen forty one, when his station in the forward
Dynamo room of the USS Nevada became almost untenable due
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to smoke, steam and heat, Machinist Ross forced his men
to leave that station and performed all the duties himself
until blinded and unconscious. Upon being rescued and resuscitated, he
returned and secured the forward Dynamo room and proceeded to
the after Dynamo room, where he was later again rendered
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unconscious by exhaustion. Again recovering consciousness, he returned to his station,
where he remained until directed to abandon it. Now that's
the end of that citation, and I realized that can
leave you wanting more. I'll get to a little bit
more on that and kind of the reasons behind the
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guys doing stuff like that in a moment. But I
do think it's probably beneficial to do this every year.
I don't know that I've done it much in the past,
but I should do this more. I haven't talked a
ton about Pearl Harbor because it's one of those things
where I just kind of assume everyone knows. I mean,
everyone knows about Pearl Harbor. What happened in Pearl Harbor,
and most people will tell you, well, the Japanese attacked
us and it kicked us off into World War two. Okay, okay, First,
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we were just going to just a few minutes here,
so bear with me. First, there was again a lot
going on before the bombs started dropping, similar to what
we talked last hour. Japan was in a situation where
they had built up a modern economy, they had built
up a modern military, and they were lacking natural resources.
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And because of the military mindset of the Japanese people
at the time, they looked at their military and they
said to themselves, well, why don't we just use it?
And that decided to start going into China. World War
two began when the Japanese went into China. Years and
years and years before Hitler invaded Poland. The Japanese started
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going into China, conquering parts of China and take their resources.
The world was very uninterested in having another World war.
Remember this is post World War One, and the world
started to get angry with Japan and started to make demands. Hey,
you need to leave, you need to leave, you need
to leave. But Japan didn't want to leave. Enter FDR.
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We at this time were huge trading partners with Japan. Remember,
if you have resources that you can't get out of
your own country, you have to find another country to
buy them from or trade with. The United States of America,
completely blessed by God, is drowning in resources, including oil.
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Japan had to have large quantities of oil coming in.
They had built a pretty wonderful navy by this time.
And you know what all those wonderful navy ships are
worth without oil. Nothing, It's just a big thing to
get sunk. It's worth absolutely no. They had to have
large quantities of it. We started to say no more oil,
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no more steel, no more nothing. So Japan came up
with what was one of the most nationally suicidal plans
in history. They did know it was the long shot
of long shots. They kind of decided it was the
only chance they had. And the plan when something like this,
what if we attacked American forces at Pearl Harbor. What
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if we took out America's aircraft carriers, because they knew
that was going to be the main power at sea
at that time. If we take out America's aircraft carriers,
they're going to build more. Believe me, they knew we
were going to build more. But whether it's going to
do is bias. Time. While America rebuilds their navy, it'll
take them a while. We will grab the Philippines, all
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these different islands, draw a big circle around Japan. And
they thought, let's go all this while America's building the navy.
We'll be building bunkers, We'll be putting mines in the water.
We will fortify everything. And then when America comes to war,
and they knew we were gonna come to war, When
America comes to war, we will fight it out with them.
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They are Western and soft. We are Japanese. We are superior.
Remember everybody's racist at some level. Back then, people were
just more honest about it. We are Japanese. We're superior
to these soft Western whites. After they lose enough people,
they will finally sue for peace, and no matter how
it ends, we will end up with more territory. Than
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we had in the beginning. They're not going to make
us give everything back, so it will all work out
in the end. And they still pretend to this day
that there's some dispute about whether or not Japan wanted
to declare war before Pearl Harbor. In my mind, having
read enough, there's no dispute at all. They didn't declare
war because because they wanted the element of surprise, and
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they didn't quite understand the white hot anger that would
create in the minds of Americans. So they created this
big navy fleet. They kind of hid it in northern Japan.
They then sailed it across the Pacific. It went completely unseen,
and on a sleepy Sunday morning, their fleet got there.
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They sent all these planes in our aircraft carriers happened
to be out at sea at the time. And it
was a terrible, terrible day. But there are gentlemen, There
were lots of them. But they're a gentleman like Donald
Kirby Ross, who were shaken out of bed that morning,
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probably a little hungover, maybe just got back from church.
Maybe both who became heroes. They did not know they
were at war. Hawaii was a dream post, as you
can imagine for being in the navy. They thought they
were going to go play football on the beach, flirt
with some hula girls. Instead, their friends are burning alive
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under the water, and some men in that moment step
up and do things that are simply amazing. They'll burn
to death to save a friend. They'll charge into a
pitch black under just the belly of a ship. They'll
burn their hands to seal doors shut. Some men are
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just built differently. And the devastation at Pearl Harbor, it
was bad. It was bad, but it's not near as
bad as it would have been if we didn't have
people like Donald Kirby Ross stepping up and doing incredible things,
incredible things that day, And of course you know what
happened from there. We went to war and saved the
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planet from tyranny. And Donald Kirby Ross may have lived,
but many did not live that day, and we thought
it would be appropriate. I think we're going to do
this every December seventh or eighth from now on, to
play them taps.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
B B.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Bra've been done that day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
All right, let's tell you what. We'll do a couple
of emails and we'll make fun of Joe Biden, we'll
talk about Democrats lying about everything all the time. Speaking
of lying, there's nothing in your dog food. I'm sorry
the dog food companies, I don't know what I want
to call them liars, But when they slap that label
(11:21):
on the front that this is the beef and green
beans blend that all got cooked out of it. They
cook dog food at such a high temperature that they
kill everything in it. And they do this not because
they're evil, but because they want the dog food to last.
They don't want it to go bad on the shelf.
But as a result, our dogs will live their entire
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Speaker 3 (12:18):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It is that Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday.
I remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. You love, your hate, your death threats. Let's
do some of these emails, Doctor j I am missing
the Crappiest Country in the World competition, but Somalia is
still trying to climb that ladder. Wouldn't it be freshing
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if the bedrock of all politics was the US Constitution? Yeah,
you go, Look, he's right, but remember how different you
are from the communists, And remember how the communists sell
you on unending mass immigrat. In fact, Joe Biden just
(13:02):
they dragged him out of his bedroom and made him
give a speech, but he actually said something that proved
my point. They love this line, they love it.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We're the only country founded on idea. Every other country
in the world's founded on geographic boundaries, religion, ethnicity. But
we're an idea, a strong idea, a stronger and more powerful.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We weren't founded any differently than any other country was founded.
Our reasons were exactly the same. We had a bunch
of Christian Europeans who wanted to get out from under
the yoke of British tyranny. They were all different kind
all different sets of Christianity, by the way, but they
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all just wanted the freedom to worship God the way
they wanted. That's why they came here. And of course
they wanted better lives. They wanted to better themselves, and
they didn't get here by accident. They realized that this
land could be a land of plenty. It had plenty
of natural resources for them. We weren't just founded on
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just an idea. They love that COMMI gobblygook because it
breaks down people's defenses of their homeland. That's why they
used that line. And when you bring up Somali's in
the US Constitution and things like that, they don't even
pretend to care about it. That's what has angered me
so much. I've brought it up before. Remember that clip
(14:34):
of Ma'm Donnie's Dad that I've played for you a
couple times. It's not just the clip where he's comparing
us to Hitler and things like that. It's the knowledge
that this human being, he is a well healed United
States professor who lives the life of luxury, and he
came from a dump and he got here in like
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five minutes later. It was two years after we got here.
He used the street communist movement and has been allowed
to be an open anti American street communist for fifty years,
sixty years.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
This man America is the genesis of what we call
settler colonialism, and the American model was exported all around
the world. Abraham Lincoln generalized the solution of reservations. They
herded American Indians into separate territories for the Nazis. This
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was the inspiration. Hitler realized two things. One that genocide
was doable. It is possible to do genocide. That's what
Hitler realized. Second thing Hitler realized is that you don't
have to have a common citizenship. You can differentiate between people.
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The Nuremberg laws were patterned after American laws. Anyway, the
US put Indians in reservations. The US invented the muddel.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
And you know what the result of not deporting that man.
First we brought him here. That was a mistake. Then
we allowed him to immediately take part in anti American activism.
Whoa countries paid dearly for that kind of negligence dearly.
Now his dirt Ball son is Mayor of New.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
As mayor I'll protect the rights of every single New Yorker,
and that includes the more than three million immigrants who
call the city their home. But we can all stand
up to ICE if you know your rights if you
encounter ICE. These are the things that every New Yorker
should know. First, ICE cannot enter into private spaces like
your home, school, or private area of your workplace without
a judicial warrant signed by a judge that looks like this.
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If ICE does not have a judicial warrant signed by
a ju you have the right to say I did
not consent to entry, and the right to keep your
door closed. Sometimes ICE will show you paperwork that looks
like this and tell you that they have the right
to arrest him. That is false.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Fifty sixty years ago, we brought a communist scumbag into
the country. Once he got here, he started attacking the
country like so many do. Instead of denaturalizing and deporting
him back to the dump he came from, we allowed
him to rise to high office in this country. We
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allowed him to acquire wealth for himself, and of course
he eventually started a family and raised future anti Americans.
But they, like their father, weren't content, weren't grateful to
be here like guests should be. They instead sought to
destroy the country that brought them in. Now his brood
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is going to take over the largest, most powerful city
in the United States of America. And God only knows
what his children after him will do. And all this
is the result of not minding the imports and not
having the guts to get them out of your country
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once they get here. You think it's mean to deport
people who get a duy. I think it's insanity not
to deport his father right friggin now and send his
son with him. That's what I think. All right, we
will make fun of Joe bid Jesse Kelly returns next.
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday,
A Medal of Honor Monday. I remember, if you miss
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Sometimes I miss this.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
The United States of America, that's who we are for
the US. What we're the what were the United States
of American?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's who we are for the US. And I understand
that guys like Joe Biden, I mean, Joe Biden's really
an extreme example of this but communists slack shame. They don't.
It just doesn't mean anything to them because they have
a completely different moral fabric than you have or than
I have. And like I said, Joe Biden's an extreme example.
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But you know what my favorite thing in politics is.
Everyone does by now. But I'll tell you again, it's
Democrats pandering to black people. It makes me laugh. I
can't help it. It's because I'm a terrible person. It's
not just the lying, it's the obvious lying that they do,
and it's the knowledge that they almost have to humiliate themselves.
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They humiliate themselves, and I believe these are people who
deserve human amiliation. So and then they don't have to
play it again, Chris, I got it. But you know
what it is. It's Gavin Newso I'm talking about mac
and cheese and wonderbread. It's Hillary's hot sauce in her purse.
It's Pete Boodha jeedge I kid you not on camera
drinking a forty with a couple black dudes. Probably wrapped
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his lips all the way around the bottle. That's a
completely other story. It's awful and it's amazing. Now the
black pandering is the most prevalent and the most hilarious.
But I also get a kick out of the gate pandering,
because if you're wondering why they dragged Joe Biden out
of his rocking chair and had him give a speech,
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well he had to go check a box and do
a gay event. And the LGBTQ demon mob they are,
they're certainly not defeated. I don't want to say that,
but they are most definitely on the run. Like all communists,
they pushed way too far, way too fast. Quit they
pushed way too far in way too fast. And what
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they did was they turned people off. Most people, most
Americans anyway, most normies. They're okay with this or that.
You do whatever you do, I don't necessarily want to
hear about it or see it. You do what you do,
it's fine. But gay communists cannot live in that world.
They have to make sure they jam it not just
in your face, in your kid's face. Soon they're cutting
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off to the penises of young boys, and now Americans
wake up and we're horrifying, right, So they push too far,
too fast, and they're very, very scared. They're very scared.
Right now. I saw a headline today. I'm not sure
about the accuracy of it, but the headline today is
in the twenty twenty six, In the year twenty twenty six,
there will be half the number of LGBTQ characters on
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television that there were previously. Americans are done, and even
Hollywood knows they're done. We don't want it anymore. So
they had to drag popa Joe out there too well.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
And I turned to the person asking the question. I said,
I said, to those choren, I wish every American. I mean,
it's just been out of my heart. I wish every
American could have seen from love in the eyes of
these two young boys for their dads, for their dads.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
It was.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
You could feel it.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It was palpable. You could taste it anyway. Joe, what, Chris,
what are you making that face for? You taste it anyway.
Democrats just tell these huge lies. They pander all the time,
and I enjoy it. I enjoy it now. I probably
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take too much enjoyment in it, because, as we've talked
about before, lying is like breathing for a communist. They
just don't think anything of it. It's just it's their language.
To be honest with you. I think that's how I'm
gonna start describing it from now on. It's the language
of the communists. He will tell gigantic lies. He'll tell
it right to your freaking face. He doesn't feel bad
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about it. And if you expose the lie to him,
you could show him a video proving what he just
said is a lie. He will not get embarrassed. He
will not. It's not in his nature. Words are just weapons.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
So there's a new congresswoman, Griholva, and Alita Griholva doesn't matter.
She's Arizona, doesn't matter, and she's out there doing the
thing that all elite communists have to do. Remember many
elite communists they were originally street communists. They started out
as communist street animals, throwing things, protesting, rioting, doing all
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the things street animals do. And then maybe it's through
connections or something else, they find a way to raise
enough money and get elected and become elite communists. But
they know they still have to signal at all times
to the street communists that hey, I'm one of you.
Don't worry, I'm still one of you. This is why
you see democrat politician after democrat politician showing up at
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these ICE protests. That's what it's actually about. It's not
that they're trying to accomplish anything specifically. It's always a message,
Hey guys, I'm one of you still. I'm one of
you still. So of course this great hall of a
lady has to show up and make an idiot of
herself protesting ICE. Now, remember, I want you to remember something.
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It's all on camera. I watched the whole video like
ten times. It's all on camera. Everything she does is
on camera. She was not shot at anything like that.
But again, it's on camera. She goes on MSNBC and.
Speaker 7 (24:46):
Says this, it was really scary, very jarring. I mean,
it's one thing to hear about these things happening in communities.
It's another thing to have it happen directly to you.
I really did go, you know, with the assumption that
I'm just trying to understand what's happening. And so I
went up. I introduced myself, I let them know who
I was. One agent said I don't care who you are.
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You need to get out of the way. We were pushed,
we were shot at, and it's really scary. It was
very frightening and very jarring.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The theater kids are at it again. Now, why do
they do this? Why are they able to tell these
huge lies? Why do they do it? Why can they
do it without shame? I'll tell you what. I'll play
you another one. This is Seth Moulton. He's a member
of Congress. This is about well, this is about the
strikes on the drug boats.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
I mean, look, the President of the United States and
his Secretary of Defense are conducting murder on the high seas.
They're committing murder, and Americans should care. Like Look, none
of us like drug traffickers, but we have laws that
say that drug traffickers don't get summarily executed. And if
it's happening off the coast of America with people that
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we don't know, just give it time before Donald trum
starts doing this same kind of thing the people we
do know right here at home.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
There was another Democrat came out today and said they're
going to start killing people on the streets of San
Francisco next Why how can they tell these huge, easily
verifiable lies. I was shot at you know why, Well,
it's a Christmas season and hankah, Chris it's a Christmas season. Hey, Chris,
(26:27):
do you people gather with family for Hanukkah? Is that
a family event? All right? So Chris knows what I'm
talking about. He says, they do. It's Christmas season. This
is the time where your company's going to have a
Christmas party. They'll probably call it a holiday party because
these dirty comedies have rotted away every institution in this country.
But it's a Christmas party. You're going to be at
(26:47):
some sort of a Christmas event at some point in time,
no question about it. And there's going to be a
Democrat there, your liberal aunt Pegy, the liberal ant Pegy
in your life, whoever that may be. And when she
comes in, bug eyed, she just had her ten xan
X in the parking lot before she came in. When
she comes in, bug guyed, screaming that Ice agents are
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shooting at protesters, screaming that the Trump administration is executing
or about to execute drug dealers on the streets of
San Francisco. She is going to believe it all the way,
not a little bit. She She is too stupid, too bitter,
too drugged out to know that she's lying. She lives
(27:35):
in a world of make believe, and that is why
the communist tells gigantic lies. He makes up stories about
Joe Biden and the gay dad.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Only country found not one. Yeah, turn to the person
asking the question, I said, I said to those two men,
I wish every American. I mean, it's just been out
of my heart. I wish every American could have seen
love in the eyes of these two young boys for
their dads.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
It was palpable. I could feel it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
They talk about getting shot at.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
It was really scary, very jarring. I mean, it's one
thing to hear about these things happening in communities. It's
another thing to have it happen directly to you. I
really did go, you know, with the assumption that I'm
just trying to understand what's happening. And so I went up.
I introduced myself, I let them know who I was.
One agent said, I don't care who you are. You
(28:33):
need to get out of the way. We were pushed,
we were shot at, and it's really scary. It was
very frightening and very jarring.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Communists lie about everything all the time because it works
on the liberal am Peggy in your life abortion does too.
Why would they call the murder of an unborn baby.
Why would they call it reproductive rights? Women's reproductive rights?
Why would you? Why would you say something so inaccurate?
(29:07):
Because your liberal aunt Peggy is susceptible to that. She
believes that she will crawl across broken glass to vote
for the local Democrat for her rights. Now, she can't
think in depth about what rights we're talking about here.
She doesn't have the ability you do. She can't. She's
(29:29):
brain dead. But what she knows is whatever she's told.
And that's why we need Preborn to wake her brain up.
We need Preborn to give her a free ultrasound so
she doesn't have her fifth abortion. Preborn is out there
giving ultrasounds to women who are about to abort their babies.
(29:49):
Give its year end, It's tax deductible. Preborn dot com
slash Jesse Preborn dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back
the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a fantastic, fantastic Monday. Remember you can email the
(30:12):
show your love, your hate, your death threats Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. Also remember tomorrow history begins an
hour two Rhodesian bush War. There is so much that
is applicable today to what we're going through, what the
is just globally, it is so appropriate to have this
(30:33):
discussion right now. And as you can imagine, communists and
communism are going to play a central role in this
whole thing. While the parallels we're seeing. So before we
get to America's police chief problem and the resignation and
all that other stuff, I'm even going to talk a
little bit of Christmas stuff before I get to that,
(30:54):
I owe you emails. I'm way behind, Jesse. I've heard
you say you were afraid to put contact lenses in
your eyes. I'm a civilian, former army optometrist, and for
our very young children who need contacts, we teach parents
how to put contacts in their eyes. Maybe your wife
can put the lenses in your eyes for you. Then
you don't have to look like a nerd. One. That's
(31:16):
not nice. Two. I didn't say I was afraid. That's
not the term I used, Chris. I never said afraid.
I said I didn't want it. Sometimes my eyes get
easy from allergies and stuff, and I don't want to
add contact lenses to it. I don't want to put
crap in my eyes all the time. I just want
(31:37):
my eyes to work well. That's all I want is
my eyes to work well. And they don't. They don't.
It's like last week when Jewish producer Chris was trying
to mouth something to me through the glass because he's
uh twelve feet away, I would guess ten twelve feet away,
and I didn't know what he was saying, and I yelled,
I said, talking to the microphone, and he said, you
(31:59):
can't read my lis No, okay, I can't read what
When we started this a few years ago, I could, Chris,
Do you think I'm not aware that things are deteriorating?
Do you think, let me tell you something, pal, once
you reach a certain age, things just start deteriorating out
(32:21):
of nowhere, out of nowhere. I've had I have this thing.
I've twet you this before, that I have tendinitis in
my right forearm that I get after I live weights.
Whenever I am pulling, whether it's lap pulls or picking
up dumbbells or something like that, whenever I have held
something with my forearm, I now have the It's not brutal, right,
(32:46):
but it's just kind of sore. Am I right? Forearm
all day, and so there's a couple of things. I
had to baby it for a month to get it
to go away. Then when I started it again, I'm
having to completely baby every weight in there. And you
have to do eight thousand reps to get a workout,
because it's not about the muscles, it's about my forearm.
(33:09):
I don't want to reaggravate it, but of course it's
not possible to baby it enough. And I reaggravated it yesterday.
And I haven't told Ab about it because I know
if I tell AB about it, you know what I'm
gonna get. Everybody knows exactly what I'm gonna get. I
told you to take it easy. You always push too hard.
Why can't you take it easy? And she's not gonna
believe me when I tell her that I did not
(33:31):
push too hard, that I was taking it. I didn't, Chris,
Why are you taking her side? I didn't, Jesse, He says, Hey, Bronco,
tell Chris, Texas sucks. I lived there twice in Arlington
and Midland. All the girls are tattooed up like a
bunch of biker dudes, and they have so many piercings.
(33:52):
They look like iron heads. Yeah, it's so weird when
you encounter people who kind of live in a different
world than you live in. I am aware that today
there are more people. It's not just women, there are more.
There are more people today with tattoos, and the people
who have them have more of them. I'm aware that's
(34:13):
that's more of a thing. Yeah, they're all over the place.
We went out to a restaurant on Saturday. There were
a bunch of us there and our waitress had tattoos.
I mean they were everywhere that was exposed. I put
it that way. I mean, god only knows what it
looked like, you know, otherwise, but they were everywhere, right,
and it was noticeable. It doesn't bother me. I don't
care if people tattoos or piercings. That doesn't bother me.
(34:35):
But this is a young dude who went out to
a couple biker bars and now he thinks that every
woman is tattooed up and has all these piercings all
over the place. I haven't noticed, what, Chris, what? Yeah,
of course, yeah, Midland's going to be more biker centric anyway.
(34:55):
But it's all about where you're looking, you know. It's
all about where you're looking. And you know, I'm not
going to judge you, because I'm the most wretched human
being to ever walk the planet. You know that, And
I'm never, ever, ever going to look down on you
if you're bouncing out to a bar or something like
that on a Friday or Saturday night. I've been in
(35:17):
more around the world than you have. Believe me, I know.
I know. However, if you're not finding what you're looking
for in a bar on Friday night, if she maybe
has one too many skull and crossbones tattoos on her neck,
if her face looks like hell Raiser with all the piercings,
(35:42):
maybe you're looking in the wrong place. Maybe there are
other options. You know, my sister did this before. She's
one of these workout types. When she got to a
new town. She was living in Austin at the time.
She didn't know anybody smooth to Austin for work. There
(36:02):
are all kinds of online meetup groups for whatever you're into.
Hers was like this running hiking group, but I don't
care what it is. Maybe maybe you want to go
shoot with people. You know there's gonna be women in there.
Maybe you want to play chess, like when Corey beat
Chris at chess, that you know that you can meet
up maybe frisbee, golf, whatever you're into. There are online
(36:26):
groups of people who have shared interests and maybe the
woman you're looking for. If tattoos aren't your thing, maybe
that's the way to go. Just a little FYI. Let's
talk about America's police chiefs. Let's talk about Christmas. Let's
talk about living paycheck to paycheck when you make three
hundred grand a year. Before we get to that, let's
(36:49):
talk about this. Pure Talk just did something. You know
I've been telling you about their unlimited plan and how
it's normally sixty five dollars a month. That's unlimited talk,
unlimited text, unlimited data. The unlimited plan for Pure Talk
is sixty five dollars a month normally. And you know
(37:09):
I've been telling you they're running a special twenty nine
ninety five a month for life. Okay, and you're also
well aware that that deal ended yesterday. Pause you blew
up their phones, meaning everybody switched. It has been such
(37:29):
an insane hit they've extended it one more week, actually
six more days, December fourteenth. It ends now. If you
missed don't miss the final six days. Twenty nine ninety
five a month for life. Imagine ten fifteen years from now,
if you're still paying twenty nine ninety five a month
for unlimited. Your friends are gonna hate you with jealousy.
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It'll be wonderful. Pick up your phone dial pound two
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