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Why cant we just storm into Iran and get the dust? The strait of Hormuz must be wide open or economies around the globe will stall. 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour The Jesse Kelly Show on a
fantastic Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We have all
kinds of stuff this hour. We're identical twins, immigration lawyers,
some guys angry at the black population. What Chris uh? Someone?

(00:34):
What's well, let's do this one of Jesse. Why doesn't
Trump turn net and Yahu in Israel? Loose on Iran
to take the nuclear dust and to decimate their military
with the support of the USA, but not our ground troops.
All right, we get spoiled in the United States of America.

(01:02):
We get spoiled because of naval and air superiority. If
you just have one of those two things, naval superiority,
air superiority, you really can become borderline untouchable when it
comes to defense. When it comes to defense, you have

(01:22):
this amazing navy like we do. I'm sure America will
be invaded one day, but it's going to be a long, long,
long time before anybody can physically come here, because our
navy will blow you out of the water on your
way across the seas. It's just a huge thing. Same
thing with air power, we can have bombers take off

(01:45):
from Iowa and fly to Iran where they will drop
a large bomb down a ventilation shaft that blows up
an underground new clear bunker. What yeah, we can do
that our navy, our air force. It it feels like

(02:10):
a superpower, doesn't it, And it is. That's the best
way I can put it. It's it's a superpower. You
can fly, you can see through walls. You have a superpower.
But don't make the mistake so many superheroes make in
movies in thinking that you have every superpower and that

(02:30):
your superpower means you can do whatever you want whenever
you want. You just want Trump to turn net and
Yahu in Israel loose on Iran to take the nuclear dust.
Israel has eight million people total total, Iran has ninety

(02:53):
million people. Iran. I want you to go look at
a map. Do you know how idantic that country? As?
Iran is huge? Absolutely huge. It's like the size of
the western United States of America. You ever driven out
west the roads, just go and go and go to
no end. It's it's enormous. Israel doesn't have as as

(03:19):
cutting edge as their military is and technologically, and of
course their their spy activities the best in the world
and stuff like that as cutting edge as israel Is,
they don't have the numbers to go stomping into Iran
as the boots on the ground in Iran. And then,
by the way, once you get there, you have to

(03:40):
go to various nuclear sites across the country, evading what's
left of the Iranian military, the Iranian militias. You then
have to get to these nuclear sites that we have
bombed into smithereens. You have to set up a gigantic
construction operation to dig down to the bottom of the

(04:02):
nuclear bunker that we previously vaporized. You have to do
all this while under hostile enemy fire. When people say
let's just go get the nuclear dust, I'm not insulting you,
but I am letting you know I how in laughter
at how naive people make that sound. As if we

(04:23):
could just send three green Berets in and it'll take
fifteen minutes and everything is wrapped up. That's not going
to happen. And you have to provide these ground troops
in this gigantic country. You have to give them air
cover or they're going to die. Well, Iran has modern
enough anti air defenses that they've already shot down multiple

(04:45):
United States jets. So now you've got a huge, huge,
see on your hands. And by the way, I'm not
saying don't do it. That's up to other people. That's
not what I'm saying. What I am saying is don't
think that it's easy or fast or just turn Israel loose.
Israel's having a hard time uprooting Hezbollah and Lebanon. Lebanon's

(05:09):
like the size of my thumbnail. Iran is a gigantic,
gigantic and I should also note mountainous country of ninety
million people. Do you know what it would be like
to fight on the ground in that country? The people
who are still desperately, for various reasons, trying to sell

(05:31):
us just go kill them all and let God sort
them out. Do not understand how difficult, how deadly, how
costly that kind of an operation is. To take all
the nuclear dust out of Iran ourselves would be a
gigantic war, a gigantic war. It would be Yeah, I know,

(05:54):
we could kill other leaders and drop bombs on them.
It would be a gigantic war. It's not like snatching
Venezuela's president out of his mansion in the middle of
the night. This is a whole different ballgame. But because
we have superpowers when it comes to the Navy and
the Air Force, we can convince ourselves that everything is easy.
The bombing campaign is always the easy part. It always

(06:16):
has been that in World War Two. How many times
have you heard me go on some history ran about
World War two in the Pacific, And it doesn't matter.
Pick your island, Saipan, Okinawa, Ewo, Jima, it doesn't pick
your battle. The easy part was always, Hey, let's park
the navy ships off here and start bombarding the living

(06:37):
daylights out of the island. Just blow up every square
inch and of the square inch of the island. Then,
because we have air superiority, let's fly our planes over
and we'll just napalm the whole frigging thing and drop
bombs everywhere you go. Well, that's the easy part. If
you want to actually take the island, which we did.

(06:58):
Have to actually take the island, you can't lob enough
naval gunfire to do it, you can't drop enough napalm
to do it. You are going to have to have
people physically there to do it, and getting there physically
is when the real ugly stuff begins, doesn't it? All right?

(07:18):
Let's move on, Hey, Jesse. The craziest part to me
about identical twins is when they reach adulthood. It's the
commitment to the bit. You basically have to make the
same life choices and stay the same size as the twin.
You can't even go enjoy some extra cheddar Bay biscuits
if the other one doesn't like them, because they wouldn't
they wouldn't look the same. This is my thing. I'm

(07:41):
glad other people are getting on board with this identical
twin hate. Why do you have to do everything the same?
I don't understand. I don't understand why everything has to
be done the same. It doesn't make sense. But you
know who does make sense, Eric Schmidt.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Her comments are astounding. Senator, you mentioned a few words horrific.
I think to the American taxpayer that's been ripped off
by people who came to this country to rip them off,
that's horrific. If you talk about bizarre, no no, no, it's
my time. Now, it's my time. You went over time,
it's my time. Bizarre is the idea that you would

(08:19):
be here in this committee defending violent murderers from being deported,
that you would be defending violent rapists from being deported,
that you would defend people who took advantage of the good.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
This is Mazie Herono, who's beating up on, by the
way people.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
This country their taxpayer dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
That is bizarre.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
A terrorist who kills American citizens. You know what's bizarre
is your defense of that. So forgive me if your
twenty four million Americans should be of our naturalized citizens
should be afraid, that's ridiculous. No, no, no, you have nothing
but fear mongering here.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I love Eric Shbitt, He's awesome. All right, back to
these questions, we have a ton of them. Hey, Jesse, Chris,
looks like you're gonna be lumped in in this one, buddy. Sorry.
New York City is interesting, However, it's doomed to fail,
just like our country. This guys in a dark place.
I do not have the exact demographic numbers of the population. However,

(09:19):
I do know that there are a lot of Jewish,
black and illegals there, and most likely mostly foreigners. I
take a sports spin on this and wonder why there
are no big time protests, complaining about Knicks tickets. Forget
about the Jewish folks as they don't seem to care

(09:40):
because they're getting their fair share of our money too.
And they all go under the religious preface, which is
another immigration loophole. And are black folks really this naive
to see that they're elected officials for the choice for
generations are dissing them in a peace appeasing illegals. Big dive, Chris,

(10:05):
why are you taking over New York City? What Chris,
don't say You've never been. All right, don't see it's
one big tribe. Chris, all right, quit focus. I want
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(11:39):
on a Magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. We
have so many still to get to. I want to
touch on this story though before we get back to those.
And yes, you can still email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. There was an article out from
OPB and really they broke down the economic data. Women

(12:04):
are getting most of the jobs of the three hundred
and ninety thousand. This is from the article of the
three hundred ninety thousand jobs the Labor Department says were
created since the start of Trump's second term, nearly all
three hundred and forty eight thousand of them went to women,
with only twenty one thousand going to men. That's nearly

(12:24):
seventeen times as many jobs filled or filled by women
as men. It was. In case you're wondering one of
the main reasons for this here, it is we get
jobs numbers out and every administration, all of them. When
the job's numbers are good, they like to pump those up.

(12:45):
Obviously makes you look good. And we've had a few
of those under Trump because Trump's pretty good at economic stuff.
Where the economies looked good. Jobs numbers, the job's numbers
we've added have been good. But the devil's in the
d details when it comes to these things. Okay, what
kind of jobs? If they say we added three hundred

(13:06):
thousand jobs, is that spread out across all fields. Nope,
There's been something that's been remarkably consistent in this Healthcare
is getting almost all the jobs. If you go look
at a breakdown of it, the healthcare field is getting
almost all the jobs. Let me explain in part why

(13:29):
this is. That's because through various government programs, Medicare, Medicaid, Obamacare,
just and that's just a few of them. There's endless
government programs that dole out tax payer money for healthcare things.
Remember one of those fraudulent things we've been hearing about

(13:52):
is hospices. Remember you've heard, I've played you audio before
of OZ talking about this doctor Oz talking about this
hospice care. Well, what's the idea behind all this? The
idea is I run a home hospice care. So what
do you do, Oh, I go play video games at
my grandma's house for two hours. I call it a

(14:12):
home hospice care. And the government sends me money. The
government sends me money. There are large quantities of government
money flowing into the health care sector in this country,
and that's why it appears to be the field that
is growing, and really one of the only fields, if

(14:33):
not the only field that is growing. Okay, so why
so many women instead of men? When when I say
the healthcare industry is growing, it's perfectly normal to think, oh, good,
more doctors. We've got more doctors, right, And yes, there
are always more doctors. But for the most part, it's
not doctors. It's a nurse here, it's a pa there,

(14:58):
it's a there. I don't want to say entry level
because there's obviously nothing wrong with being a nurse or
entry level about it. But lower than a doctor, right,
I'll put it that way, lower than a doctor. They're
going into that field and administrators to run the various
healthcare companies where the government money is flowing. It's not

(15:20):
as much of the economy as only for women now thing,
although that can be a problem. The problem is the
only part of the economy that's growing is healthcare. There
you go. I wanted to just lay that out there,
and again Oz talks about it, Well, where's the fraud.
He brought it up yesterday, that healthcare fraud in Ohio.
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Unfortunately, this area around Columbus is responsible, in Franklin County
for one third of all of the one and a
half billion dollars spent on home healthcare in Ohio.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Think about that. At one and a half billion dollars
of your money.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Third of all of the money spent on home healthcare
in the entire Great state of Ohio is generated here.
That's three times what you would expect. There's a road
very close to where we are, two hundred and eighty
eight home health care facilities in that there's several block
area on that one road. Again, it defies belief some
of these buildings were vacant. You wouldn't put anybody up

(16:13):
in those buildings, not certainly the place where that would
house home healthcare. Now, this is a mecca for Somalian populations.
It's a hub for Nepalese and Bhutanese populations.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, we got it. I don't want to start ranting
about foreigners again, but you understand what I mean. That's
what's happening. Hey, Jesse. I am an immigration lawyer, and
believe it or not, I agree with everything you say
about the topic. While I am ethically bound to strenuously
represent my clients, I am not like the majority of
my colleagues who are died in the wool communists and

(16:45):
true believers. To be perfectly honest, I'm in it because
it pays well. Unlike those other unethical beeps, I would
never file a blatantly frivolous asylum application, nor ever advance
an untruth for the court or USCIS. I firmly believe
if the Kami rats retake Congress in the Senate and

(17:06):
god forbid, the presidency, they will unravel all the good
done by Trump and even go so far as bringing
back all of those who have been deported at taxpayer expense.
Please do not use my name, as I still have
to unfortunately work with these people keep the faith. I
brought that up because we've just talked about where money

(17:27):
is flowing, or the reason there are so many immigration
lawyers in this country in part is there's so much
money that flows into that issue. How many common nonprofits
are taking billions of dollars and distributing them out to
immigration lawyers in order to facilitate the invasion of the

(17:50):
United States of America by barbarians from all over the globe.
Immigration is big business, and the sad part of it
is a lot of this stuff, in a roundabout way,
is funded by you and me. Now a lot less
now that Trump is in office. But when Democrats take office,
they just go grab gigantic handfuls of gold from the

(18:12):
US Treasury and start chucking it at everybody who's trying
to get foreigners into the country, because, of course democrats
understand a country full of foreigners is a country that
will elect democrats in communism. All right, we have a
lot more to go. Japanese question, Hang on, it is
The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful ask Doctor Jesse Friday.

(18:34):
Let's get back to them, shall we? Dear Historical Oracle
and Japanese Ninja Throwing Star Champion, congratulations on beating an
entire class of Japanese first graders with your Throwing Star competition. Okay, pause. One,
that's insulting and it's wrong. Two, you cannot imagine how

(18:55):
many Japanese school children are out in about in Japan.
It was one of those things everybody pointed out and
talked about. Wherever you go, there are legions of these
kids out and about. If you're at a restaurant, they'll
be walking through the restaurant. If you're in a museum,
they'll be in the museum. If you've everywhere in Japan,

(19:16):
It's like, do they ever go into the actual classroom
in Japan? I don't know what they do, but they're
always out and about Anyway. It goes on to say,
do you think Spencer has a chance of becoming the
mayor of la isn't Ramin a communist? All her supporters
are just going to vote for Bass. These comedies stick together?
What do you think? Says? His name is Grant I'm

(19:37):
not sure how to answer this question because I don't
like my answer. First of all, I so admire what
Spencer Pratt has done. Is not only decided to jump in,
he's gone all in, gone all in, been very vocal
about the failures of the current leadership of Los Angeles.

(19:59):
He's been vocal online. He is making enemies, and all
the right enemies. The communists over there hate his freaking guts,
and that is exactly what he is doing. Is exactly
the kind of thing that can save the United States
of America if more people start doing it. It takes guts,
it really does, to run for office at any level.

(20:20):
It certainly takes guts to run for mayor of Los
Angeles in a completely communist city where the communists control
every level of government and can do things to hurt you,
and we know they will because they're communists. That's how
they use the government. Anyway, It takes guts to go
out there and do it, and do it well and
work hard. I want more people to do it, and

(20:44):
I want him to win badly. I've told you already
that Los Angeles has been communists for a very long time.
When Karen Bass went to Cuba for her communist training.
Do you think they ever covered anything about elections? You

(21:07):
know what communists think about elections. We've been playing all
the news clips for you about the Los Angeles election.
All the late ballots seem to favor Democrats. Why does
it seem to favorite Democrats. Democrats cheat in elections. They
believe in cheating in elections. I have California friends, many

(21:31):
of them who will tell me that California steals every election.
They believe there is cheating in every election in California
because from the state down to the local level, California
is run by communists top to bottom, and communists will
put into place systems that make it impossible to win

(21:52):
in a legitimate way. That's why. I have you ever
heard that old saying, and please don't do anything violent.
It's just as saying that you can vote your way
into communism, but you have to shoot your way out
of it. It's an old saying, and it's sadly true
in many cases. But why is that a thing? So
I can vote for the communists, but I'm gonna have

(22:13):
to resort to violence if I want to get rid
of them. Why is that a thing? Because communists, once
they get into power, will steal every election. They have
nothing against it. They believe they should do it. All
that matters is the revolution. That's their only morality. That's
all that matters. I think he's got a very tough
road ahead, but miracles can happen. They do. Bronco, how

(22:35):
many votes do you think ran deep lost because you
wouldn't come on the best radio show on the iHeartRadio
network during the eighteen hundred to twenty one hundred Eastern
Standard time slot. You know what? That's not very nice?
And how successful do you think he'd be as governor
if he'd taken you up on your offer. His name
is Tom. I was actually just talking to Chris and

(22:57):
Corey about this today. I can't believe this guy never
emailed us back.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
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Let's support our children. Let's over our schooling system. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Chris thinks maybe he never got the email we sent.
That's a man who checks his emails. Chris telling you
what telling you right now? I know a man who
checks his emails. Ran Deep's a guy. He's working hard
every single day for the children's Since I Sharukin, Sharikin,
I'm tired of talking and hearing about it. Are Iran too?

(23:49):
It's one of those drop a low for get off
the plot kind of situations for me. However, since Congress
recently passed a non enforceable resolution to limit present Trump's
use of soldiers in Iran and the fact that the
surrounding Islamic countries being attacked by Iran are failing to
get involved, should we just pack up and leave with

(24:12):
a stern Democrat low t style messaging of don't make
us do this to you again? Statement? Is it a
viable third option? Had this question before? Is it a
viable third option? Can't we just leave? Can't we just
take those ships and just kind of turn them around

(24:35):
and come home? No? Why is this bad? Economically? Economically
for the globe oil prices, everything else? Why is all
this bad? It's bad because the strait of Hormos is
not flowing. The strait of horn Moves is not flowing.

(24:57):
Because Iran has put minds in it, and they'll attack
people with boats and drones. Basically, Iran has closed the
Strait of hor Moves, or at least partially closed it.
I know we're escorting some ships through and things like that,
but the Strait of hor Moves right now is a
trickle when it needs to be a waterfall, it's not flowing.

(25:19):
We need it to flow. Now. Those ships they can't flow.
They won't flow like a waterfall through the Strait of
hor Moves unless they have assurances that they won't be attacked,
that they won't hit a mine. That because remember we're
talking not about naval ships here. We're talking about merchant vessels,

(25:42):
big oil tankers, and there's all kinds of other goods
on these things too. These are just normal sailors. This
is what they do for a living. And these boats
are super expensive, with a lot of money worth of
goods on these boats, and they sailed to and fro
around the globe. These boats are owned by major corporations.

(26:04):
Major corporations ensure their assets. Obviously it's an obvious point,
but it's true. If you have a billion dollar boat
with a billion dollars worth of cargo on it. You're
going to have a two billion dollar insurance policy on
that boat, or you're not sending it out on the
high seas because the ocean is a very dangerous place.

(26:25):
Remember that story from a few years ago where BMW
I think it was, had a ship coming over here
and it basically caught fire in the middle of the
Pacific and all the cars went to the bottom of
the ocean. Yeah, BMW had insurance on that ship. Of
course they did. You're not going to ship without insurance.
But that again, that kicks the decision down to the
insurance company. Now you have to have an insurance company

(26:50):
who will provide you with insurance. And if you go
to an insurance company and tell them I have a
billion dollar boat with a billion dollars in goods, I
need a two billion dollar insurance policy for this trip,
they're going to ask you, Okay, where are you sailing
and you're gonna say the Strait of Hormves and they're
gonna say ha haaaaaa, no, thanks, not interested. The problem

(27:15):
with packing up and leaving is it doesn't open the
Strait of Hormves that has to be opened. That's why
Trump's trying to hammer out a deal so Iron will
take their hands off of it. The strait of Hormves
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(28:44):
Kelly Show on a Wonderful Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
I I'm really enjoying when it comes to Graham Platner,
I'm enjoying this one. Some Democrats are all well, I mean,
I don't know, but a lot of them are taking
the what I haven't heard of it. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
In terms of the allegations that have been waged with
respect to this particular candidate for the Senate, I haven't
followed it closely. I will continue to defer to Lida
Schumer and Senator Jillibrand in terms of the best path
forward in Maine.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I haven't really followed it closely. Platner from Maine, Oh yeah,
maybe I heard about the race as if they're all
about talking about it all the time. I thought this
from Senator Jim Banks Indiana was really good. I thought
I thought it deserved a shout out on the show.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Anyone HASBA team before they can buy tobacco, twenty one
before you can buy alcohol, sixteen before you can have
a driver's license. How young are some children in America
when they have a sex transition surgery?

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Yeah, as we noted, we put together a database based
on claims data to stop the harm database and noted
almost fourteen thousand kids less than the age of seventeen
and a half, and many of those, again young teenagers,
who had these hormonal interventions and procedures for fifty seven
hundred surgeries.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Missicle, how old were you?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I was thirteen years old when they put me on
the first interventions, and I was fifteen.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I didn't even have a driver's license yet. I didn't
have my first relationship when I had surgery to remove my.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Breasts lifelong issues, as you noted, complications that you could
have received, mister Mentor, how young is it appropriate?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Is it appropriate to.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Talk to a child about sexuality.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
At what age?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Is it appropriate at twelve?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Is that appropriate? It is? I'm not sure what that
has to do with the medical care.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Answer my question?

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Now here is appropriate at twelve? Good child about their sexuality?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
You know who that decision belongs to? Parents?

Speaker 6 (30:58):
Is it appropriate for it to talk to a child
about issues of sexuality at the age of twelve?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Now, demons a demonic religion, and we should when we pray,
we should remember the people, especially children, who got caught
up in all that training madness. The Communists were pushing
there for a few years because you and I may
have moved on. The training madness seems to have been

(31:27):
turned down quite a bit, but mercifully, seriously, in the
name of a just merciful gun. But there are people
who made permanent, life altering decisions with their body during
that time and man alive. It for the kids, right,
the adults, it is what it is. But for the

(31:48):
kids who had teachers, parents, doctors, shrinks pushing them that way.
I know it's naive to think they'll ever see justice
on this planet, but man alive, do they deserve some
of it? Doctor Bob? And that's not very nice? What Chris,
it's you know what, I am a Tallerico man in.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
My mouth when I launched this campaign, or that the
real fight in this country is not left versus right,
it's top versus bottom.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
My wife doesn't shut the drawers. She leaves clothes sticking out,
kitchen drawers left open by an inch. I'm just walking
around shutting things all day. What annoying habit does Ob have? Look,
that's nothing I can divulge on the radio. I'm kidding.
There's a ton and I'm gonna get it all off

(32:34):
my chest. Right now, all right, First of all, annoying
habits OB has. Maybe this applies to a lot of women,
and I believe it does. But ladies, I understand that
the comfy chair in the living room or comfy couch.

(32:55):
I understand it may be esthetically pleasing to throw a
folded blanket over the back of the chair. It destroys
the comfort of the chair. And you can say, well,
just move it. But I don't want to have to
disassemble my chair every time I want to sit in

(33:18):
the chair. I just want to sit down in the chair.
But in OB's never ending quest to make the perfect home,
I have to disassemble. And you're exactly right, Chris. It's
the same thing with the pillows on our bed. Hold on,
let me think three four. We have six pillows on

(33:43):
the bed. Six pillows. Obviously we only use two. I
sleep on one, she sleeps on one. Bob makes the bed.
When it's time to go to bed. I have to
disassemble the bed every time. Another thing, the thought of

(34:06):
what I've got a lot on my mind, Chris. Sometimes
I'm not, in general a sloppy person at all, just
not the way I'm not dirty. I don't throw my
dirty clothes on the floor and leave my trash around
and stuff like that. I'm not that way. But she
is meticulous about making sure everything is cleaned up and organized.

(34:28):
And she's that nerd with like labels on everything and
files and she's look, she's an accountant by nature, that's
what she is. Super super organized. Sometimes I will leave
something out because I'm gonna grab it again in a minute,
or I want to remember to take it to work.
For instance, just a heads up, I have a Ninja

(34:50):
throwing star kit that I'll be taking what Chris, that
I'll be taking into the studio as soon as we're
allowed back in. Well, I want to remember to take
it to the studio. I'm not allowed to go to this,
so I do what I set it out by where
I keep my car keys. She can't have things like
that sitting out, so she puts them away. I know,

(35:10):
so you look on your face, Chris, me too. She
puts stuff away that I don't want away. It's not
a big deal. But if I leave my comfy if
I like have a T shirt and shorts my lay
around clothes in the house, I'm probably gonna keep them
by the shower. But I'm not just gonna ball them
up on the floor or something. But I'll leave them out. No, no, no, no,

(35:33):
those things are getting washed and folded, and I'll come
back and she'd be like, you already wore them like
that was one day. Anyway, I feel better. I really
do feel better. You know what, Chris, I'm gonna give
her the Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Last time I asked you about January sixth, why you
turn the National Guard away?

Speaker 3 (35:49):
On January sixth, you told me to shut up and
that I was repeating Republicans.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Talk shut up again because you are speaking lies. Bob
also throws things away. I walked in the laundry room
the other day and one of my oldest and favorite
pairs of boxers was sitting in the trash can in
the laundry room. I went storming into the kitchen and

(36:13):
I said, ah, what is this? And she said, you
didn't notice the big hole in them. It's not that
I didn't notice. I didn't care. The hole doesn't change anything,
all right, there's already a hole in the front. If
there's one in the back, what is the big deal. Anyway,
we have another hour. Hang on
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