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November 11, 2025 37 mins

The one thing Democrats care about above all else. Don’t lock your knees. Fast food is getting unreasonably expensive. Ed Martin explains what alternate electors are. What happened in 2020? 

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Fantastic Tuesday. We'll talk a little bit more about
Democrats going insane. Here Wendy's is closing. I'm gonna get
to a bunch of emails. We also have Ed Martin

(00:31):
coming up this hour about a half hour from now.
If you've heard the story about Donald Trump pardoning these
alternate electors, or if you're listening to the communists they
call them fake electors, and you don't understand what this
whole thing is all about. Ed Martin, I just found
the story to be confusing for people. So Ed Martin
one of the truly good people in this administration. He's

(00:53):
going to join us about a half hour from now
and give us the skinny on all that. But again,
I want to come back to this, poll after poll
after poll after poll of Democrats in this country show
the most important thing to them by a mile, comfortably,
it's standing up to Donald Trump. It is not anything else.

(01:14):
It's not immigration, well, they don't care at all about that,
of course. It's not the economy, it's not inflation, it's
not healthcare, the most important thing is standing up to
Donald Trump. This is how programmable the Democrat base is.
This is how programmable they are. Ten years of anti

(01:38):
Trump propaganda has turned the party into this. What I
don't know, and I don't think anybody knows. What I
don't know is how do Democrats in this country live
when Donald Trump is gone? How do they react? How

(01:59):
do they respond? And you can say they'd be happy,
they'll be happy, but these people are not capable of happiness,
or they wouldn't be Democrats. They're not going to be happy.
They have their boogeyman. They have fought against their boogeyman
as hard as humanly possible. They demand their Democrat representatives
fight him tooth and nail. How do they move on?

(02:24):
And yeah, I mean, we had Jensaki come out, and
I believe still that she was trying to lay the
groundwork for what's next.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I think the little mentoring candidate, Jade Vance, wants to
be president more than anything else. I always wonder what's
going on in the mind of his wife, like Okay,
please bring blank four times. Yeah, we'll come over here,
We'll save you, and that he's willing to do anything
to get there, and that your whole iteration you're just outlined.

(02:53):
I mean, he's scarier in certain ways, so he's smarter
in some ways, and he's young and ambitious, ambitious.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I know that's the plan. I know that's why she
said it. The plan is to take all that Trump
focused anger and angst and kind of aim it at JD.
Van's I get that, But are they that programmable? Look,
we're about to watch it. You me, We're gonna sit

(03:22):
back and we're going to witness this. Are they that
programmable that you can make Donald Trump satan for ten
years and it's all you care about, It's all you
want from your politician. Stop Trump, Stop Trump, and then
at the drop of a hat you shift to someone else.

(03:43):
Are they that programmable? I don't know, but we're gonna
watch it together. I'm fascinated by the whole thing. Oracle
just saw an interview with doctor Oz after he treated
the guy who passed out in Trump's office, said we
should never watch someone pass out because they could be
badly injured when they fall. Well, no kidding, I never

(04:04):
met any marine who wouldn't try to catch the guy.
But admit it, secretly, you were giggling like a schoolgirl
when some dude locked his knees and passed out information.
It was always one of my favorite things in the
Marine Corps. You when you get to the fleet. Now,
this happens in boot camp and stuff like that too.
You're always in formation, you're always getting examined, essentially that

(04:28):
they're gonna go come up and down, examine your in uniform,
all these things. But there is one part of being
in the Marines that is so brutal, brutally boring. I
mean ceremonies. There's always a ceremony. You're getting a new
battalion commander, somebody's retiring after thirty years, whatever it is.

(04:51):
But what happens during these ceremonies, well before the ceremony,
you are told which uniform you have to wear. Then
your life is essentially a living hell for days because
you have to comb through this uniform in ways that
a civilian would find unimaginable. If they find a tiny

(05:12):
piece of string hanging out from anywhere, you will be
destroyed for that. You have to go over it, and
then go over it, and then go over it and
iron it. And everything has to be measured down to
the millimeter. Nothing's allowed to be off again. It's perfection.
I'm not complaining about that, but it does suck when
you're doing it. They're looking for perfection. All this is horrible.

(05:34):
And then you have to gather one day and they'll
do this in the heat. Remember it's some Marines. They
don't care about your feelings, right, that's the friggin' Marines.
You'll have to gather information. Then you will march somewhere.
Usually it's a big field or maybe even a parking lot.
Then you will stand there rigidly information for an hour

(06:00):
not more. Keep in mind you're not talking. You're not
allowed to be on your phone or something. We didn't
even have cell phones back then, but there's no phones.
You're not allowed to scratch your nose. If a bee
lands on your face and stings it, you will get
in trouble if you slap it away, serious trouble. You

(06:23):
have to stand there in my numbing boredom for a
long time. That's the bad news. The good news is
there's always a guy. There's always a guy who loses
his train of thought. Maybe his legs are tired from
pt that morning, whatever, but he locks his knees and

(06:49):
if you lock your knees, you are going down.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Pow.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't understand the physics behind it. I don't understand why.
I know, we have a bunch of doctors and nurses
who will probably email in and say I did something
to do with the blood flirt. Whatever the reason is.
You cannot lock your knees or you will pass out
after a short period of time. That was the best

(07:15):
when you're in the middle of this big ceremony information
and you just toomb you see some dude going down,
Oh my gosh, and then you're with all your buddies
and you have to sit there and do the best
you can to stifle laughter. It was the only entertainment
you ever had at that time. And I missed those times.

(07:36):
I did what Chris, I do hear that. It's not
because I'm a bad person, Chris, It's not that it's
the Marines. That's the way it is.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
And Border Patrol agents were alerted that the street gang
Latin Kings directed their membership to shoot on.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Site federal agents operating as part of Operation Midway Blitz.
I shoot on site threat for federal law enforcement. That's
extremely concerning to us. We actually put that out on
an intelligence bulletin to all federal law enforcement, especially border patrol.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So there's something else we have to discuss here. I'm
not going to spend a lot of time on it,
but there's something else to discuss the Trump administration. I'm
not sure the bad guys are as afraid as they
should be. And I bring this up because you know

(08:28):
Turning Point USA, Charlie Kirk's organization, they had a gigantic
meeting at UC Berkeley last night. It was ravaged by Antifa,
ravaged by look, the news tried the best they could
to cover it up.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Those have been mostly peaceful. There have been some tense moments.
Earlier this evening, there was a scuffle that broke out
where two men started fighting. UC Berkeley police had to
break up that interaction. Later, someone was throwing smoke bombs
and a car fired, leading some of the people who
are protesting to run away.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Here's the problem. A lot of this was Antifa. I
was told that Antifa has been designated as a domestic
terrorist organization. Why are they on campus? Why are they rioting, protesting,

(09:26):
smoke bombs hitting people? Shouldn't they be afraid shouldn't they
be underground changing their name? You got to color your hair,
you're on the run from the law. Would al Qaeda
be out there demonstrating on college campus. No, I would

(09:49):
like to think the answer to that question is no.
So what's going on if this is true? If I
want to stress that, if this is true about the
Latin Kings, it's a very famous street gang, very famous,
very powerful street gang, obviously with a lot of cartel connections.
If this is true, why are they that bold? Shouldn't

(10:13):
that be something you're afraid to do. I'm a little
concerned that bad guys are not as afraid as they
should be of the Trump administration. All Right, we'll do
some more emails to talk about workers being required to
smile and so much more. Before we talk about that,
let's talk about keeping our dogs alive. Hurts, doesn't it?

(10:37):
When you gotta say goodbye to him? I've done it
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looking forward to the next one, certainly with Fred, a
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(10:57):
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We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the

(11:41):
Jesse Kelly Show. Reminding you you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We got Ed Martin
coming up in about ten minutes, going to talk about
these alternate electors. This pardons Trump handed ox. There's a
lot of what's that word they love misinformation out there
about the whole thing, So we'll discuss that a This

(12:02):
is not a big story, but it's something I thought
might be helpful to you. The headline is target requires
workers to smile at customers in hopes of boosting sales.
So let's talk. A smile can get you really far

(12:22):
in life. You know that, And I understand. I understand
that people can be miserable, or that people are more introverted,
and I understand the laundry list of reasons people don't smile.
But at your job, whatever your job is, smile. Trust me.

(12:44):
It makes a big difference. And businesses in this country
would be really, really, really well served to train their
employees in that way. Smile. You will go back to
a business where sometimes maybe you didn't even get the
best product or best service because you found it enjoyable.

(13:06):
I know sour puss is a thing that can be
really popular, especially with younger people. It can definitely be popular. No,
I just want to scowl the whole time. You're holding
yourself back, just wanting you right now. Maybe that's why
Wendy's is closing hundreds of restaurants. Did you see this, Chris, Chris,
where do you stand on Wendy's? Can you people eat
Wendys what? You don't like it? Chris? Oh, I know

(13:28):
you're gonna find this shocking, But Chris said it's overpriced. Chris,
All fast food now is overpriced I hate to say this,
but I hate to be back in my day, Jesse.
I really don't want to do that. But when I
was a kid, if we went through Hardy's or Jack
in the Box or something like that, a value meal
was three bucks, three four bucks.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh, it's a burger, fries and a drink, three four bucks.
We went to where the heck did we go the
last time we did fast food?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
We went to in and out Burger. We went to
in and out Burger for four of us. And I
don't I mean, I don't think in an out Burger
is more expensive than any other fast food restaurant. Really,
four of us forty eight dollars in and out Burger.
That is bunkers to me. But hey, this is exactly

(14:18):
why I was saying. The messaging on the economy has
to be better. This needs to be the messaging the
White House is going with, Hey, you haven't seen it yet,
prices are going to come down.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Thank you for serving and sacrifice.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was completely the wrong one, this one. I think
that that was creasy, pressed the wrong button.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
I think that the tariffs helped consumers. They have brought
down the budget deficit and if you. Mit came out
with a study that said that forty two percent of
the Great Inflation was caused by the big deficit spending.
So as you bring down deficit spending, inflation will come down.
And the tariffs right now we've taken substantial teriff income.

(15:02):
Over time, that will rebalance as the factory has moved
to the US and that will become the corporate income
or wage income. And by bringing down the budget deficit,
we are bringing down inflation.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Jesse to Communists are currently teamed up with Islamis to
destroy the Western world. Hypothetically, if they achieve their goal
of destruction, whose ideology wins in the end, will those
who are left be set into the gulag or be beheaded?
He says, his name is Rich. Well, you're not wrong.
Islamis are being imported in mass into the Western world

(15:40):
as fast as humanly possible. This is happening here in America,
but it's happening at a much more rapid pace in Europe.
And now you have countries like England, they're going to
have to have a civil war if they want to
save their country. That's what it looks like right now.
It looks like it's going to require an armed revolution.
Isn't that freaking horrible? That's just terrible. But in order
to save the place, they've brought in so many Islamis,

(16:02):
that's probably what it's going to have to take. As
far as who wins that in the end, the Muslims
are going to win that in the end. Communists are very,
very shortsighted with this. But most people when they do
the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing, most
people are shortsighted about that. They say to themselves, well,

(16:23):
we'll work it out in the end. Who's going to
work it out in the end, Well, there's a lot
more then than there are of youew it's going to
be worked out, and you're not going to be the
one holding the power. It's not just communists filling up
the government in places like England. It's a lot of
Islamis filling up the government in places like England. I mean, look,

(16:45):
Mayor of New York City, we've got him now. Now
you don't know and I don't know where exactly he
stands on that islamis scale. Is he just trying to
check a diversity box. Could be we know he's a communist,
We know his father is a commune, he admits all
that is he trying to thread that needle and be both.

(17:05):
I don't know, but look, hey, let's just make sure
we don't get conquered so we don't ever have to
find out. I think that would probably be better. Let's
make sure these people can't win elections so we don't
ever have to find out. All right, speaking of elections,
maybe you remember, maybe you don't, the controversy around electors,

(17:25):
alternate electors, what are electors? There was a controversy around it,
and now Donald Trump came out and he pardoned people
like Mark Meadows. There were like seventy people. I think
the number was exactly seventy seventy people. Trump essentially preemptively pardoned.
Why what happened? Did these people do anything wrong? Were

(17:47):
they planning to do anything wrong? What was going on there?
Ed Martin is going to join us in a couple
of minutes, and he's going to discuss what the skinny
on all this is. Before Ed joins us, I want
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday and picked that song. Chris Gosh,

(19:14):
that's awesome joining me now, my friend Ed Martin US
pardon attorney. Also he's all over this weaponization of government.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Ed?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
First, what are alternate electors? People don't even understand how
this works.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah, hey, Jesse, good to be with you. Thank you,
you know, Happy Veterans Day to you. I know the
real day is the birthday Marine Corps, so yesterday, but
happy birthday and thank you for thank you for nearly
standing in the way of harm. But anyway, so the look,
this is important, right, I gotta tell you. In nineteen

(19:50):
sixty no less, you know, an icon of truth and
justice in America. John F. Kennedy had a problem in Hawaii.
In Hawaii, he was losing to Nixon, and so he said,
get me some alternate electors. And three men, actually two
men and one woman signed up to be alternate electors.
They signed paperwork and it said, well, we have a constitution,

(20:14):
we have electoral college. If there turns out to be
a need, we got these alternate electors will take the
place and represent Kennedy. And amazingly, Jesse, actually there was
a recount. It turns out they did flip it and
they became the electors for Hawaii. That's how long ago
the tradition, the use of what is called the constitution
and the rule of law has gone on. And so

(20:36):
in two thousand, excuse me, it's twenty twenty there were
people who were asked, hey, we have had the weirdest
election in the history of America. There's a whole bunch
of stuff that's off base. Can we get some people
lined up in case we need alternate electors? Just like JFK,
the sainted JFK did Let's do that, okay, and people
signed up. And then the Biden administration got in office

(20:59):
and they hunted down the people who were alternate electors.
They hunted them in every phoner from here to Arizona,
from there to Michigan, and they just tried to make
their lives miserable. And they did a pretty good job
of it. And you know, some of the names on
this part, and we're gonna get to admit it, are famous,
Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, but most of them are regular folks.
Jesse like. They were part of the of the process

(21:22):
of saying, oh, the president might need help sign up,
and so the alternate electors are are meant to be
there in case the questions that are being asked turn
out to be real. Then you have someone that can
step in and be be an electoral college excuse me,
be a representative of the electoral College at Delegan.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Again we're speaking with Ed Martin. Okay, and so explain
to people who are confused by this process, because the
idea of an elector at all, even for people who
are politically involved, they find that confusing. What is an elector?
Why would you need an alternate one? Why can't the
other ones just flip? What can you explain that?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay? Yeah, So when you do a presidential election, you
actually are electing from your state people to go to
the electoral college. So depending on your state, Missouri is
where I'm most familiar, where I'm from. If it's a
winner take all, and so if Missouri goes to Donald
Trump by one vote over Kamala Harris, he gets all
the electors. And the electors I won't go into it

(22:20):
too much, but they generally are they're tagged to the
number of representatives you have US representatives and senators, so
I think Missouri has a total of maybe fifteen. There's
another way to do this, but there's an actual electoral college.
It's the way the designers of our constitution set this
up and meets. That group meets in December, right, and

(22:40):
it's been about six weeks of the election. Any presidential election,
so you your state gets these electors, and so Missouri
would get that I think fifteen or sixteen, and they
would be going to a meeting where there would be
an electoral college and it will be dramatic and all that,
and you passed your votes. So alternate electors are because
you're saying, basically, wait, Missouri's up for grabs, like Hawaii

(23:02):
was up for grabs. And in the context of twenty twenty,
it feels a long time ago. Now, there were a
number of states where it looked really dicey. Georgia was
one of them. Arizona was another where people are saying, hey,
we better get alternate electors because we may get close
to the electoral college. We may find out these elections
were mismanaged where there was fraud or something, and they change.

(23:23):
And so that's kind of that. That's how this happens,
and that's why it happens, and it's totally normal. It's
totally regular that this would happen. And from there the
story takes a dark turn because Biden, the a Biden
administration targeted people.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What justification did they use for that? And I know
it was bogus and garbage, whatever it was. But they
had to have used some sort of justification. How did
they justify that?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Well, honestly, to be candid, Jesse, When we look back
on it, it's a little bit like COVID. It's a little
bit like a few other things in our lives. They
just got everybody hysterical and they said, you can't question
in the election. You can't question me. You're questioning I'm
an apple pie and gravity. You're not allowed to do that.
If you're doing that, you really must be terrible. You

(24:08):
must be rotten. In what we see more and more
in the other investigations we're doing into people like Jack Smith,
and now I'm talking about my other work I work
on the Weaponization Working Group, is he had a plan
to range Jack Smith. He had a plan where he
was trying to use the conspiracy across the country to say, look,

(24:30):
Trump had this grand plan. He was using all these
people to have this grand plan to overthrow the country.
It was nonsense. What he really, jack Smith really meant
was I'm going to use the DA in the District
attorney in Atlanta and in New York and the Attorney
General Arizona to try to get Trump to try to
stop Trump. So it was really it's an amazing thing

(24:52):
to have come to light. And what I'm excited about
is when the President and I talked about this, he said, yes,
we should pardon these folks. They were put out there
to do the right thing and they were targeted by Biden.
Let's do that to try to protect them and to
promote them and to strengthen them. And importantly, Jesse, shine
a light on what the hell happened in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
What do we know about what happened in twenty twenty ed?
Because that election is filthy.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Well with another hat that I wear, there's a guy
named Kurt Olsen who's been in he's in the White
House as election integrity guy, and I'm in DJ working
election integrity, and we're in knee deep in that. In
the twenty twenty election, what we know is in seven
or eight states there was major, major, you know, discrepancies,

(25:42):
you know kind of you know, it just didn't work
the way it was supposed to. Then you look closer
and you see the mail in ballots were problematic, the
machines were problematic. There's all these things that we know.
And again, the way these alternate electors were targeted. Was
not just we disagree, we think there's a lot law,
you know, a law that should stop you. It was
we're going to silence you and crush you. We're not

(26:05):
going to let you speak about it. And again, it
reminds me of COVID, where you know, if you say,
wait a second, that doesn't seem like that makes sense,
people would try to shame you, and they shout you
down and they'd rush in. So that's what twenty twenty
was what we can see now. And look, we're not
going to stop. You know. I tell people there's no
statute of limitations on the truth. There may be a

(26:27):
statute of limitations on some primes, although I do point
out to people that many crimes that if they're done
in a conspiracy, the statue of limitations gets a lot
longer than people think. But there's no statute of limitations
on the truth. And we've got to get to the
bottom of it, and we're doing it more and more.
And this guy Kurt Olsen, again I mentioned in myself
and some others are really digging into it, and you
have to kind of go piece by piece, Jess. So

(26:49):
you have to find these these these details and then
pull the thread and work them out. And we're doing it,
and I think we're going to find that the election
in twenty twenty was not just the most irregular in
the history of this country, but the most fraudulent thing
we've ever seen, at least in America. There may have
been people doing elections in other parts of the world
that were even more fraudulent. We never see anything like

(27:10):
what happened in twenty twenty in America.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Let's just before I wrap up with you here, I
want to ask you, with your other hat this weaponization,
do we believe we're actually going to get accountability. I
don't expect you to be a miracle worker at and
send everyone to prison the way I want them to go.
But is there going to be some level of accountability
for people who use their government job the way they did?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, Jesse, I'll just say it like this. I get up.
You can hear it. I hope in my voice. I
get up every day. I'm like running towards this fight.
My answer is yes, And my answer is yes. It's
going to be accountability in the courts with prosecutions. It's
going to be accountability in the public arena with what
I call name and shame, where these people are known

(27:56):
for all time, not just for now, but for all time.
There will be a record of who these people are.
But yes, and I see it all around me. You know,
there's lots of coverage. Some of it is bull some
of it is not. But if you've watched what you're
seeing and listen closely, and you know what you're listening for.
And I'm careful about it because some of this stuff
is ongoing and I hate that. I wish I could
tell you everything, but you know, things coming out of Florida,

(28:18):
things coming out of other parts of the country. You know, Yes,
the answer is yes, Jesse. It's a hard heart slog
and I will concede this. The left and the powers
that be have have used time as one of the
great ways to beat us because they slow stuff down.
We're dealing with schedules, the Article three courts and all,

(28:41):
and it is a real drag on getting to justice.
But it's not a total block. And you know, Attorney
Gerald Bondi has been fearless and encouraging me, like she
knows I'm a lunatic, like a wild man. So and
she's she's keep going, keep going, So we're gonna get there, Jesse.
And we need people to do two things. One is
deep pushing us. Complain. I know you're good at this, Jesse.

(29:03):
Complain about the speed and keep after us. And two,
then help us continue to magnify and shine a light
on what's going on. Because these alternate electors that got pardoned, Jesse,
they lived their life, They had to mortgage their house
to pay for lawyers, they had to do all these things.
Their life was made miserable. And sometimes the cost of

(29:23):
the beatdown is what is more problematic than the actual beatdown,
you know. And some of these people never got convicted
and they're just their lives have been destroyed. And to
be very frank, we need to raise the cost of
these evil people doing what they're doing. Raise the costs
for them in this and one of the ways you
do that is people paying attention to what we're doing,

(29:44):
encouraging us, and keep pushing us. So don't lay off,
keep beating on us, but understand what's going on.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Ed. Appreciate you very much, sir, come back soon. One
of the good ones. Man, I'm telling you, all right,
we have more next the Jesse Kelly Show. I Like
It returns next it is the Jesse Kelly Show, A wonderful,
Wonderful Tuesday. Remember, you can email us Jesse at Jesse

(30:12):
kellyshow dot com. If you miss any of the show,
you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Let's do some
emails because I'm way behind, Jesse. I'm sixty years old.
And when you said penal during Thursday show, I giggled
to the point I just about spewed fresca out of
my nose. I was talking about penal colonies. What's wrong
with you? At what age does the male sense of

(30:34):
humor reach peak maturity? I'm going with third or fourth grade. Look,
I don't think. I don't think I want to grow up.
And you know I have something to confess. And anyone
who's been around for a while will know this. Ladies

(30:57):
of any age, I should say probably by the time
your twenties or thirties you pick up on this, But
some girls will pick up on this earlier. Your aggravation
with the stupid, immature, gross things that we find funny,
it makes it funnier for us, funnier for us. Bob, Bob,

(31:22):
she has the most sensitive nose in the world. She
can detect smells. It's like a bloodhound. And so the
boys have clearly picked up on this. You know what
they love to do fart as loud as possible, and
she'll yell at them. And then when they fart, she

(31:43):
will yell at them for farting. And then they'll start
walking towards her to get for a hug, and she'll
yell at them to stay away. And the matter she gets,
the funnier they think it is. It does not dissuade
them at all. They find it to be the most
humorous thing. And then I'm laughing, and then she turns
and starts yelling at me and blaming me for the
way they are. It's one of the funniest things ever.

(32:04):
I'm sorry, I can't help myself, Jesse. Do you think
Republicans want to keep Obamacare and that's why they're not talking?

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Look?

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Trump touched on this actually in this interview with Laura Ingram.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
This is and what I want, and probably what you're
alluding to is the fact that I want instead of
going to the insurance companies, I want the money to
go into an account for people, with the people by
their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will
be better, it'll cost less. Everybody's going to be happy.
They're going to feel like entrepreneurs are actually able to
go out and negotiate their own health insurance and they

(32:38):
can use it only for that reason, that's only for
that purpose. And if we did that, that would be
so exciting.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Obamacare was always designed to do what it's currently doing.
You realize that Obamacare was always a step the communists
wanted to to take towards government run health care. In fact,
you remember Barney Frank. Barney Frank was actually on camera, Chris,

(33:09):
there's no way you're gonna find this video, but he's
on camera. It's audio that's out there where he said
it can lead to single payer, will or it will
lead to single payer. This is way back when they
were getting obama Care rammed through. The entire idea behind
the communist Obama and his stupid healthcare thing was to
drive the cost of health care, of health insurance up

(33:33):
so high that what happens people demand help people make,
people can't make it, They can't afford health insurance, and
so people will look to the government. After the government
ruins something which they're doing with the healthcare industry. Health insurance.
Once the government steps in, regulates it, taxes it, passes

(33:55):
some ridiculous law about it, government will of course ruin it,
because government ruins every thing. And then people who don't
understand this doesn't apply to you. But people who don't
understand will always look to the government to solve it
for a solution. Hey, my health insurance is too expensive.
And what's the problem is the GOP traditionally they're not

(34:18):
great at counter messaging. They're almost in a way afraid
of communist messaging. Well, we can't tell people to go
find their own health insurance. We can't. We can't do that.
We can't do that. The GOP gets afraid when Democrats
are handing out taxpayer funded goodies because they feel like

(34:40):
they don't have any goodies to hand out. But we
don't need you to hand out taxpayer funded goodies. We
need you to get the government out of the freaking
way and out of our lives. You can't even describe
to younger people today how much different healthcare used to
be when I was a kid. You know, when you

(35:02):
sit down with your doctor now and he turns and
he faces the computer the whole time, typing as he
asks you questions. You know that never ever, ever, ever,
ever happened to me even one time in my life.
He does that because of the government. Now it's all
data entry crap. That's why your family doctor doesn't spend

(35:24):
five seconds looking you in the eye when you go
sit in the doctor's office. He's essentially a data entry
specialist that went to college for eighty seven years. And
Democrats did that, and they did it on purpose. Obamacare
was never supposed to be the end. What they want
is the government to run the healthcare industry in the

(35:46):
United States of America. By passing Obamacare, there's a chance
they made that inevitable because now normal people can't afford it.
It's freaking awful. But you know what you can afford
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