May 8, 2026 • 33 mins
Norms have gotten tired of all the race baiting. The only successful invasion of Russia. Does hazing still happen in the military? When do we the people get tired of the games between the political parties.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing,
amazing Friday and ass Doctor Jesse Friday. So we're gonna
talk white shame apparently this hour jd Vance versus Marco Rubio,
The Mongol Invasion of Russia. All that and so much
more still to come on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now I'm gonna get to this one. Hey, Jesse, you
should compare the Mongol invasion of Russia to Napoleon's invasion.
The Mongols were tough. They waited until winter to use
it as an advantage. They knew they could crush the
Ruskies in the cold, and their ponies were tough for
two Okay, so let me explain, because there is an old,
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old joke that goes around in military circles when they
say there is one group of people who invaded Russia
in one freaking Mongols. Now what happened there? First, it's
probably a little simplistic to call it Russia. I mean
it was Russia, don't get me wrong, but not necessarily
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as one unified body. We'll set that aside. We'll set
that aside for the moment, Let's just make sure we
give them credit and understand the why. Because the reason
I bring this up is we finished our Napoleon invasion
of Russia and Chris, Jewish producer, Chris asked me. He said,
do I think it's possible to invade Russia in win?
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All these people have tried it, Charles and Napoleon, And
do I think it's possible today? What if we wanted to?
Could we invade Russia in win? Well, let's look at
the successful invasion of Russia and discuss it for a
couple of reasons. One, the Mongols. The Mongols were familiar,
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very very familiar with terrible weather. Part of the reason
the Mongols were so tough is Mongol society was a
nomadic society that bounced around the Asian step. You've heard
of the Asian step. I hope if you draw a
big line horizontally through Asia, the inhospitable center of it,
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you get deserts, and you get frigid cold, and you
get everything in between. That's considered the Asian step, right,
and the Mongols came from that kind of environment. The
Mongols they had silk undershirts. This provided incredible warmth. The
Mongols were used to fighting in cold, so it's not
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like they would have been caught without cold weather gear.
The Mongols grew up in cold weather gear. That's a baby,
you're in cold weather gear, So that would have been
the norm. That helped the Mongols a great deal. The
fact that they were military geniuses, far superior to really
every other army on the planet at the time. They
just mopped the floor with everybody. That also helped. But
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really a huge, huge, huge thing that helped the Mongols
was this, I mean, what was Napoleon. Napoleon's several problems
with that field invasion of Russia, but what was one
of the main ones. I brought it up a thousand times.
Food the lack of food. You have to you have
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to pillage the countryside for it, which was getting more
and more barren, and your your supply train to get
it back from back home is getting further and further
and further away from back home, so that it's just
his men were starving. And when you're starving, then disease increases,
even more weakness comes in. You can't you can't fight
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like that, you can't sustain things when you're starving. His
men were freaking starving from the beginning. So the Mongol army,
they were not only all mounted, all of them, they
were all on horseback. Did you know that the Mongols
had several horses per man? Did you know that? You don't.
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You don't picture that really in your head. You picture
this Mongol army, and every dude has his horse, right, no, no, no, no, no,
you have five of them, you have ten of them.
When one gets tired or whatnot, you hop off and
hop on the next one. You hop off and hop
on the next one. You So he not only had
a horse, he had multiple horses. Now, let's talk about
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that part of it. The Mongols had a system where
they could eat on the go, where basically every man
was his own baggage trained in a Napoleonic army. For instance,
Let's say you have a fifty guys sitting there marching
up the road with their muskets in hand. All right, Well,
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with that fifty guy, with that fifty man unit, there's
going to be a baggage train behind them full of
ammunition and water and food. There's going to be carts
of stuff. So the guys have stuff betting whatever it is,
there's going to be carts of stuff with them. The
Mongol was his own baggage train. They would even do things.
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They had a system. Think how bonkers this is. It's
kind of gross, but they even had a system where
they figured out how they could drink the blood of
their horses without killing the horse. So they would drain
just a little blood from the horse. Blood is unbelievably
nutrient rich. Or milk from the horse. They had female
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horses milk sometimes mixed with the blood. They also did
this dried meats. They were huge. I forget what they
call it. I haven't read a book on it in
a long time, so I don't want to. I don't
want to speak out of turn here. They were huge
on dried meats, huge on it. They bring a sack
of dried meat with them, the dried meat. I think
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they had a powder as well, where they had ground
up enough dried meat into powder. Why what's that matter?
What are you doing with the powder? Well, now take
some of that milk, boil it, throw the powder in there,
and what you have is a nutrient packed stew. And
every Chris said Pemmican, like the Indians have and stuff
like that. Yeah, I would call it Pemmican. That's not
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what they called it, but yeah, you could call it
something like that. But now think about this. You're boiling
the milk with the powder. That's nutrients. The Mongol army
was not starving. The Mongol army was warm, they were mounted,
and they had all the nutrients they needed. They brought
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it all with them. Now let's talk about modern day
modern America. I don't know. And here's why I don't know.
The weather's still there. Obviously, we have all these long
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range bombers and things like that. I mean, far more
range and things that even anything like Hitler had back
when he was doing it. Far more range, far more
technology available to us. But now we can't forget the
little thing called nuclear weapons. If Russia got itself in
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a situation where they were truly up against the wall,
Russia has more nuclear weapons than any other country on
the planet. If Russia was on the brink of falling,
you think some Rusky's not going to just press the button,
then he got a whole host of other problems. I
brought this up for when it comes to Iran or
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North Korea or anything else. Nuclear weapons are thought of
as an offensive weapon, and I understand that. I understand
why people think that, and obviously they can be used
that way, but they've only been used once that way.
Nuclear weapons, what they really are is a defensive weapon.
Defensive weapon, that's what they really are. They're a weapon
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that makes it so you can't be invaded because you
have a weapon that is so terrifying and so devastating
that even if there is a successful invasion and you
were overwhelmed militarily, ah, I've got a nuclear weapon. It's
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it really makes you invincible. I hate to say that
because especially because of North Korea. When I say this,
I'm really thinking about North Korea. North Korea is one
of these things that kind of saddens me because everybody
just kind of shrugs their shoulders and accepts the fact
that there is this horrible, horrible communist dictatorship that is
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just abusing and starving and they're just destroying the North
Korean people absolutely destroyed it. Those people eat grass. They
have the Gulag system still in play. You know, Democrats
are always whining about concentration camps and things like that.
The North Korea has a gulag system where you get
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tortured to death, and everyone knows this, by the way,
but because it's been this way and because they have
a nuclear weapon, and I'm not saying I want to
do anything about it, I'm not saying you can't really,
but it's just something people have kind of accepted as Yeah,
that sucks. It's terrible. So no, I don't think we
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could invade Russia. I think the Mongols probably picked the
right time and they had the right army, and there
you go. All right, Hey, Jesse, I have a norm
friend who he does watch Fox News, but has such
white shame that he advocated loudly that white people need
to mix races for equality. Okay, all right, so let's
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let's talk just a little bit about white shame next,
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Therefore, I, Brandon M. Scott, Mayor of the Great City
of Baltimore, do hear by proclaim that the four thousand
block of Freemount Avenue shall be some ceremonial renamed as
Tupacs of Cool Way, and encourage all Baltimore residents to
join in the celebration.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Congratulations, it's a great day, a great Hey, Jesse, I
have a norm friend who does watch Fox News, but
has such white shame that he advocated loudly that white
people need to mix races for equality.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Listen, just understand that this whole white guilt, white shame
thing that was all done on purpose. It was all
done on purpose to make some people feel bad about
something they can't possibly change. You can't change how you
were born, can't change your skin color, and there's nothing
wrong with your skin color. No matter what your skin
color is. You didn't even do anything to earn it.
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You did absolutely nothing, all right, So it's not even
like it should be some kind of point of pride,
but it shouldn't be a point of shame either. But
the Communists, for the longest time, in an effort to
it's all just about power, it's all it's all about
dividing us up so they can take power back. For
the longest time, they've spread this white guilt thing all
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around America. And you saw it reach its peak, It's
absolute peak during the George Floyd stuff. Now, the good
news is I do think that was its peak. I've
seen less and less tolerance for that kind of nonsense
for well, yeah, since the George Floyd stuff, I feel
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like the right has decided. You know what I see
through this game, We're more bold to speak out against things,
and people who may have been taken kind of seriously
before are now just routinely mocked like this. Justin Pearson,
guy from Tennessee. You know, by the way, this is
what he sounded like in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Justin J. Pearson, and I'm running for president of BSG.
There are a few reasons that we're running this campaign
this year. One has to do with representation. Yeah, how
can we represent all voices in a conversation. I wanted
to do this by pargering with organizations from the booty
Democrats to the boone Republicans. I want to bring together
different voices.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's what he used to sound like. This is what
he sounds like.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Now you've had three strikes, lulls, mass incnserration denied us
of who we are, and we are still here, and
today he'd take the only majority of black.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
District from us.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
But I want you to know, and I want my nephew,
sons and the future to know, no matter what you do,
no matter how much you try and make us and
make us bin and make ups, quit we steal.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You know, a lot of people would have rolled their
eyes at that guy ten years ago, privately, they would
have gotten done the oh gosh thing privately with friends.
Now he's openly mocked, openly mocked. There's just less and
less tolerance of it. Hey, Jesse. Of course, I've already
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been thinking about the twenty twenty eight election for a
while now me too. Look as what we do, we
can't help it. I do like JD vance for many reasons,
but my first choice is Marco Rubio if he decided
to run. I'm guessing if that happens, JD won't stay VP.
I'd love your thoughts on the matter, all right, So
I have a couple different thoughts. First, remember both men
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have already stated publicly if JD decides to run, which
I think that's laughable, laughable that he's still deciding, is
what I'm saying. He's the presumptive nominee. Of course he's
going to run. The presumptive nominee always runs. But they
have said, both of them publicly that if JD runs,
Marco Rubio will not. They are, from what I understand,
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personal friends, not just political you know, political associates. They
are personal friends. They talk, they hang out. JD says,
I'm gonna run, Marcu Rubia says, if he does, I'm
not running. Now. I brought all that up, but I'm
gonna add a little disclaimer here. You know that thing
(14:35):
I just said about the presumptive nominee, That's why I'm
now convinced that Dome is gonna end up getting in
the race. When whether you are a Democrat or a Republican,
and the presidential race is getting ready to get going,
when the pull numbers make it look like you're going
to win the primary. If you are comfortably ahead in
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the primary, you run the opportunity to be president. It's
not something that comes along very often for ambitious political people.
It's obviously a dream to be president. It's a two
step process, and the first step is getting through the
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primary and winning the nomination. If you feel like that's
going to be kind of handed to you, that that'll
be fairly easy, that step one is fairly easy. That
means you're one step away from being the president of
the United States of America, which brings me back to
this JD vance Marco Rubio thing. I don't know either
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man personally all right, but Marco Rubio's an ambitious guy too,
United States senator now Secretary of State and a good one.
What if what if those polls show Marco Ruby is
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neck and neck with JD Vance? What if those you know,
what forget that? What if what if they start polling, Hey,
who do you want to be the Republican nominee? Let's
call it six months from now, next year, right after November.
What if those polls show Rubio is ten points ahead
of JD Vance. Now they're not showing that right now.
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I'm not saying that, but I guess I would come
back to this. How close are friends? Are they? You
better be real close friends. If Marco Rubio is looking
at these poll numbers and says, wait a minute, I'm
the presumptive nominee. Remember that whole thing I said about
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how I'm not running If jd runs, I'll forget about that.
I must have hit my head that day. I wouldn't
be surprised about that at all. All right, let's talk
about code reds from a few good Menness, that kind
of stuff happened in the United States Marine Corps. Somebody's
kind of sick of it all. Someone wants me to
do a different kind of a history. We'll talk about
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many things. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. So let's get back to
these questions, because I still have a lot of them.
I have to get to. Hey, Jesse, I happened upon
a few good men, great movie by the way, the
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other night, and I watched it again forgot what a
good movie it was. I was wondering if the code
red thing is really a well known way to keep
substandard marines like Santiago in line, or is it movie
make believe? Have you ever been a giver or receiver
of a code read during your time in the Marines? Thanks,
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and says his name is Matt. Yes, I've been a
giver and receiver. But I need to add a little
disclaimer here. Code read and how it was done in
the movie is not something I experienced or well, I
guess I did see it once, all right, let me
explain in the movie. In the movie, because this guy
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keeps falling out of runs and he's kind of a
weak sister marine. In the movie, they storm into his
room and stuff a rag into his mouth and start
beating him up and things like that. All right, I
only ever saw something like that one time in the
Marine Corps. I did not participate in this one, and
this was done in boot camp. In boot camp, you see,
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they're big on collective punishment. It's a way to get
marines to keep other marines in line than what you
keeping other marines in line, than what you're checking yourself,
policing yourself if you will so. For instance, if every
boot camp platune is going to have a turd or two,
they're just gonna have some idiot some lose. There's some
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lazy bum who screws everything up. He can't do anything right.
He can't even shave right, he can't run right, he
can't do anything right. Well, it's not going to take
the drill instructors long to figure out this guy's a moron.
I think every time he screws up, I'll punish everyone.
You ever see the movie Full Metal Jacket where that
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fat guy Gomer Pile gets busted with a donut. He's
not supposed to have a donut. He steals a donut,
and the drill instructor makes the entire platoon exercise while
he eats the donut. That happens all the freaking time.
All the time, they'll punish everybody. We had a guy
like that and my boot camp platoon, and one night
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he got walloped pretty good. After the lights went out,
he got wallets pretty good. Yeah, he probably had that
one coming. I did not participate. I don't even know
they were doing it. It was on the other side. What Chris,
What Chris said? Does it work?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Of course it works.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Works.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, you'd be amazed how well you shave if you're
worried about getting beaten the next night. To look, life's harsh. Well,
you want me to tell you it's some Marine Corps,
not boy Scouts. I only ever saw something like that
one time. Now, let's go to what an actual quote
code read looks like in the Marine Corps today. Officially
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that this is I don't want to say today. That's
not fair. I got out of the Marines twenty years
ago in the Marine Corps when I was in officially,
I can't go to you as a younger marine slam
the door shut on your room and make you do
push ups until you throw up. Officially, I can't do that.
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It's considered hazing, right, you can't haze people. Officially. That
was not allowed at all. That's hilarious because it happened
all the freaking time when I was a young marineh
They would come slam the door shut, pull the curtain down,
and you're working out, and it's brutal, brutal. I mean,
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they'll make you do things like grab a mop, they'll
put something heavy on the end of it. Then they'll
make you do a wall sit where you basically sit
down like there's a chair but there's no chair and
hold your arms straight out and they'll keep ad and
wait to the end of it, just abusing you, just
absolutely abusing. I mean all kinds of things like that.
That's what our NCO when we screwed up. That's what
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our NCOs would do to us when I was young marine.
And then fast forward when I was an NCO. That's
kind of crap you did. Now, you don't be beaten
on people and stuff, and then that again I did.
I didn't see stuff like that. I'm sure stuff like
that happens, probably in more top tier units to stuff
like that. Not that there's anything wrong with the Marine
Corps infantry, but maybe in special operations or something like that,
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maybe they would run into that. I don't know. I
was never one of those guys. I couldn't tell you.
But did I see anybody get their root door kicked
in and tied up and have soap jammed into their mouth? No? No,
I never saw that. But hazing still happens all the
freaking time, or at least it did, and it should. Hey, Jesse,
I just recently started listening, but I find that I
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agree with your opinions more than any other political person,
even though I have limited my consumption of political media
by a lot. I have a million questions, but my
main and most difficult to answer, I'm sure, is when
do we the people get tired of the games in
political theater between the parties. The most recent back and
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forth of redrawing districts has made me wonder. I am
and have been tired of these childish games. I would
love the rest of the country to finally wake up.
Do you think this will ever happen? Says I can
say his name or her name, Tracy. Sorry, I think
it's a dude, Tracy can go either way on that one. Okay,
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well no, but let me ease mind. I've said many
times that one of my goals, and I think it.
I hate to give you some kind of homework assignment,
but probably should be. One of your goals is to
wake people up as many as we can. The norms
and normals in your life. They need to hear from you.
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Hey there's a local election. I need you to vote,
and you need to vote for this person. Hey there's
a primary coming up. It's really important that you go
vote and you vote for this person. When you get together,
it's not that you have to be that annoying political guy.
But it doesn't hurt. Even during the game, bring up
something the communists are doing, bring up bring up something
kind of in a way I hate, I hate to
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use it like this forgive me Lord, in a way,
you and I kind of have to evangelize a little bit.
We have to kind of wake people up. But we
have to do this with the understanding that we're going
to fail. With most of them. People who are politically interested,
like you are and like I am, they didn't have
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to be talked into it most of the time, right,
Sometimes some people will come to this because they experienced
some sort of a tragedy, you know, in their town,
something terrible, and then that'll wake them up and snap awake,
and they're getting involved with blah blah blah. But generally,
if you're interested, you're interested. I actually do not care
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for politics very much, to be honest with you, I
just understand it is so incredibly important. I feel obligated
to be politically involved as a citizen of a country
I love, and as a father, I feel obligated to
be politically involved because politics is a game of power,
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and who holds power matters a lot. And if you
are politically involved, you are always going to be a minority.
Remember one third, one third of this country fought the
revolution for our side, one third fought for the British,
another third didn't even get involved. I'm good watching the game, obviously,
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you know what I mean. I'm good, not really into it.
I've got other interests and not doing anything like that.
We're always going to be a minority. That means we
have to try to wake as many people up as
we can. But if you're waiting for the day to
come where citizens rise up in mass it's not gonna happen. Jesse,
I love your history lessons. Could you maybe do a
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deep dive on the fall of the Shah of Iran
the rise of the Ayah Toola leading to the hostage crisis?
Says his name is Joe. I don't know. I don't
know that that one interests me enough to do a history,
you know, kind of series thing on it. I I
know a little bit about it. I could probably riff
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on it from five to ten minutes. You've probably you
probably know more about the whole thing if you know
details about it. Then if you know any details, you
know more about it than I do. That part of
the world really interests me when it came to ancient
times and not as much modern times, if that makes sense.
If you go back clear back to I mean the
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ancient peoples of the Assyrians and the Persians and all
the different things that all the different peoples, that stuff
fascinates me. The more modern stuff doesn't as much when
it comes to that part of the world. All right,
Do nations have a psyche or character? Someone wants to
talk about Nazi hunters versus Communist hunters and more? Next, Jesse,
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Chilly it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday.
Maybe you can email the show your love, your hate,
your death threatcher questions Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse.
I was watching a documentary on the Nazi hunters from Masad.
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It was pretty cool how they hunted down these monsters,
and it hit the Communists who committed the same types
of crimes were never put on or hunted down. Why
was no one from the chemeir Rouge or or the
Soviets ever put on trial for their crimes? Well, they were,
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and they weren't. Let me explain. The Kimeri Rouge fell.
It didn't last long. I think it lasted four years.
So we'll set that aside when it comes to things
like the Soviet Union. Communists put each other on trial
and kill each other all the time because it's a
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demonic religion of destruction. They are always butchering each other too. Certainly,
once the revolution is complete and then they're just warring
for who gets to actually run things and steal everything.
They kill each other all the freaking time. It's what
they do. It's just natural for them. It's terrible, but
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there there is no peace in the end for them,
there never has been, there never will be. And that
the Cambodians, the Cameo Rouge, by the way they butchered
each other. All the people in the Central Committee who
were running things after their little revolution, they all died
at the hands of other communists. Basically all of them died,
just butchered each other. They're killers, they're violent. Once you
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have convinced yourself that violence is a solution when you
run into political problems, once you have made that decision
in your mind that it's hey, we'll just kill him,
we'll hurt him, we'll kill him, we'll hurt him if
he dies, it's better. Once your mind has already gone there,
then downstream of that is going to be endless amounts
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of violence. I've been warning about America today. That's why
I scream all the time about JD. Vance needing more security.
The average Democrat now thinks political violence is acceptable and
wants it. This is not just a random extremist online.
When Democrats talk with each other, it's all the time.
I hope he dies. I hope someone shoots him. Why
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don't they shoot him if he would just die? I
hope he dies. I brought up that Mark Hammill, that
Star Wars actor who put up that post showing Donald
Trump dead in a coffin, and of course he turned
around and deleted it because he got so much backlash
for it, which prompts the question, why would you post
that anyway? All those people who got fired after Charlie
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Kirk died and they ran to TikTok and Instagram and
Twitter and celebrated, this is wonderful. I'm so happy. Oh
what do you mean I'm fired? Oh no, why would
you post it anyway? Because that's how they talk, and
when they're around other Democrats, nobody, nobody expresses horror when
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they talk that way. They all join in. You know,
when Joe Biden was president, One time I was around
somebody who said this, I hope somebody kills him. One time,
I hated Joe Biden, hated him. That thought never even
crossed my mind. I wouldn't even want that. That's freaking terrible.
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One time it happened. I was at a big neighborhood
party and everyone was ranting and raving about Joe Biden
screwing everything up, and one guy said, I hope someone
kills him. Everybody who was in that little circle at
the time. We were all sitting around a little table,
all of us, myself included bro oh, hold on, dude,
let's slow down. Now, that's terrible. He immediately got checked.
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And I've never heard anything like that other than one
time when Democrats sit around that little table and someone says, gosh,
I hope someone shoots Trump in the head and it
actually hits him. This time, other Democrats are not saying, whoa, hey, man,
a little too far here. Other Democrats are saying, yeah,
hopefully it's today. Ha ha ha. Wouldn't it be great?
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Ha ha ha. That is a dangerous place for a
country to we are. We are in a dangerous place
now that political violence has become this acceptable to these people.
It's that it's really bad. Jesse think you I think
you're thinking too small on the whole doctor thing. The
titles should go way past your vacation. Remember a few
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years back when Glenn Beck got a PhD from Liberty University.
You definitely deserve that from your epic history research and
capable presentation to the masses. I'm not connected to that university,
but I am confident someone in the audience could start
that campaign. I am hearing ads on your show that
make me wonder, are you going to clone Fred? I
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would never clone Fred. Did you know that clones are
oftentimes dumber than the original. I couldn't imagine Fred dumber.
It's not possible. He is the dumbest, sweetest dog in
the history of mankind. If he got even dumber, I
don't know. I don't know what we would do. He
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still thinks water is going to hurt him. He's supposed
to be a water dog and he thinks water is
going I don't even know what to do. I don't
even know what to do. That's one two. Chris. I
like the idea of this PhD thing. Now, now hold on,
I don't want to do any work for it. Isn't
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there someone we can call to just give me one?
Then there has to be somebody, surely what what? Oh,
that's a really good point, Chris said, We'll just make
a fake certificate. No, who's going to verify it. We'll
make it and we'll put it right behind me as
I do the radio show, so everyone can look at it.
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Make sure. The PhD thing is really big too, only
the university. Maybe we should make it a little blurry,
and everyone will just they'll be looking in and they'll
be like, I can't read it. You need the camera's
out of focus. But it won't be the camera. We'll
just keep it the university. I've that's what we'll do.
I like this. I like this. Now it's the same
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debate we've been having. Now I have to decide what
exactly I want a degree in. I don't know. I
like the anthropology archaeology thing. I think that's a really
cool thing. It's got an Indiana Jones Field to it.
I like it a lot. I like it. Of that,
there's probably something else that I'm not thinking of though. Anyway,
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we still have another hour talk about some more history.
Do countries have a national psyche? Someone issues a correction
on Napoleon? Oh? Hang on
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing,
amazing Friday and ass Doctor Jesse Friday. So we're gonna
talk white shame apparently this hour jd Vance versus Marco Rubio,
The Mongol Invasion of Russia. All that and so much
more still to come on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Now I'm gonna get to this one. Hey, Jesse, you
should compare the Mongol invasion of Russia to Napoleon's invasion.
The Mongols were tough. They waited until winter to use
it as an advantage. They knew they could crush the
Ruskies in the cold, and their ponies were tough for
two Okay, so let me explain, because there is an old,
(01:04):
old joke that goes around in military circles when they
say there is one group of people who invaded Russia
in one freaking Mongols. Now what happened there? First, it's
probably a little simplistic to call it Russia. I mean
it was Russia, don't get me wrong, but not necessarily
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as one unified body. We'll set that aside. We'll set
that aside for the moment, Let's just make sure we
give them credit and understand the why. Because the reason
I bring this up is we finished our Napoleon invasion
of Russia and Chris, Jewish producer, Chris asked me. He said,
do I think it's possible to invade Russia in win?
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All these people have tried it, Charles and Napoleon, And
do I think it's possible today? What if we wanted to?
Could we invade Russia in win? Well, let's look at
the successful invasion of Russia and discuss it for a
couple of reasons. One, the Mongols. The Mongols were familiar,
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very very familiar with terrible weather. Part of the reason
the Mongols were so tough is Mongol society was a
nomadic society that bounced around the Asian step. You've heard
of the Asian step. I hope if you draw a
big line horizontally through Asia, the inhospitable center of it,
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you get deserts, and you get frigid cold, and you
get everything in between. That's considered the Asian step, right,
and the Mongols came from that kind of environment. The
Mongols they had silk undershirts. This provided incredible warmth. The
Mongols were used to fighting in cold, so it's not
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like they would have been caught without cold weather gear.
The Mongols grew up in cold weather gear. That's a baby,
you're in cold weather gear, So that would have been
the norm. That helped the Mongols a great deal. The
fact that they were military geniuses, far superior to really
every other army on the planet at the time. They
just mopped the floor with everybody. That also helped. But
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really a huge, huge, huge thing that helped the Mongols
was this, I mean, what was Napoleon. Napoleon's several problems
with that field invasion of Russia, but what was one
of the main ones. I brought it up a thousand times.
Food the lack of food. You have to you have
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to pillage the countryside for it, which was getting more
and more barren, and your your supply train to get
it back from back home is getting further and further
and further away from back home, so that it's just
his men were starving. And when you're starving, then disease increases,
even more weakness comes in. You can't you can't fight
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like that, you can't sustain things when you're starving. His
men were freaking starving from the beginning. So the Mongol army,
they were not only all mounted, all of them, they
were all on horseback. Did you know that the Mongols
had several horses per man? Did you know that? You don't.
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You don't picture that really in your head. You picture
this Mongol army, and every dude has his horse, right, no, no, no, no, no,
you have five of them, you have ten of them.
When one gets tired or whatnot, you hop off and
hop on the next one. You hop off and hop
on the next one. You So he not only had
a horse, he had multiple horses. Now, let's talk about
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that part of it. The Mongols had a system where
they could eat on the go, where basically every man
was his own baggage trained in a Napoleonic army. For instance,
Let's say you have a fifty guys sitting there marching
up the road with their muskets in hand. All right, Well,
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with that fifty guy, with that fifty man unit, there's
going to be a baggage train behind them full of
ammunition and water and food. There's going to be carts
of stuff. So the guys have stuff betting whatever it is,
there's going to be carts of stuff with them. The
Mongol was his own baggage train. They would even do things.
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They had a system. Think how bonkers this is. It's
kind of gross, but they even had a system where
they figured out how they could drink the blood of
their horses without killing the horse. So they would drain
just a little blood from the horse. Blood is unbelievably
nutrient rich. Or milk from the horse. They had female
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horses milk sometimes mixed with the blood. They also did
this dried meats. They were huge. I forget what they
call it. I haven't read a book on it in
a long time, so I don't want to. I don't
want to speak out of turn here. They were huge
on dried meats, huge on it. They bring a sack
of dried meat with them, the dried meat. I think
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they had a powder as well, where they had ground
up enough dried meat into powder. Why what's that matter?
What are you doing with the powder? Well, now take
some of that milk, boil it, throw the powder in there,
and what you have is a nutrient packed stew. And
every Chris said Pemmican, like the Indians have and stuff
like that. Yeah, I would call it Pemmican. That's not
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what they called it, but yeah, you could call it
something like that. But now think about this. You're boiling
the milk with the powder. That's nutrients. The Mongol army
was not starving. The Mongol army was warm, they were mounted,
and they had all the nutrients they needed. They brought
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it all with them. Now let's talk about modern day
modern America. I don't know. And here's why I don't know.
The weather's still there. Obviously, we have all these long
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range bombers and things like that. I mean, far more
range and things that even anything like Hitler had back
when he was doing it. Far more range, far more
technology available to us. But now we can't forget the
little thing called nuclear weapons. If Russia got itself in
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a situation where they were truly up against the wall,
Russia has more nuclear weapons than any other country on
the planet. If Russia was on the brink of falling,
you think some Rusky's not going to just press the button,
then he got a whole host of other problems. I
brought this up for when it comes to Iran or
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North Korea or anything else. Nuclear weapons are thought of
as an offensive weapon, and I understand that. I understand
why people think that, and obviously they can be used
that way, but they've only been used once that way.
Nuclear weapons, what they really are is a defensive weapon.
Defensive weapon, that's what they really are. They're a weapon
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that makes it so you can't be invaded because you
have a weapon that is so terrifying and so devastating
that even if there is a successful invasion and you
were overwhelmed militarily, ah, I've got a nuclear weapon. It's
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it really makes you invincible. I hate to say that
because especially because of North Korea. When I say this,
I'm really thinking about North Korea. North Korea is one
of these things that kind of saddens me because everybody
just kind of shrugs their shoulders and accepts the fact
that there is this horrible, horrible communist dictatorship that is
(09:07):
just abusing and starving and they're just destroying the North
Korean people absolutely destroyed it. Those people eat grass. They
have the Gulag system still in play. You know, Democrats
are always whining about concentration camps and things like that.
The North Korea has a gulag system where you get
(09:28):
tortured to death, and everyone knows this, by the way,
but because it's been this way and because they have
a nuclear weapon, and I'm not saying I want to
do anything about it, I'm not saying you can't really,
but it's just something people have kind of accepted as Yeah,
that sucks. It's terrible. So no, I don't think we
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could invade Russia. I think the Mongols probably picked the
right time and they had the right army, and there
you go. All right, Hey, Jesse, I have a norm
friend who he does watch Fox News, but has such
white shame that he advocated loudly that white people need
to mix races for equality. Okay, all right, so let's
(10:11):
let's talk just a little bit about white shame next,
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Therefore, I, Brandon M. Scott, Mayor of the Great City
of Baltimore, do hear by proclaim that the four thousand
block of Freemount Avenue shall be some ceremonial renamed as
Tupacs of Cool Way, and encourage all Baltimore residents to
join in the celebration.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Congratulations, it's a great day, a great Hey, Jesse, I
have a norm friend who does watch Fox News, but
has such white shame that he advocated loudly that white
people need to mix races for equality.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Listen, just understand that this whole white guilt, white shame
thing that was all done on purpose. It was all
done on purpose to make some people feel bad about
something they can't possibly change. You can't change how you
were born, can't change your skin color, and there's nothing
wrong with your skin color. No matter what your skin
color is. You didn't even do anything to earn it.
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You did absolutely nothing, all right, So it's not even
like it should be some kind of point of pride,
but it shouldn't be a point of shame either. But
the Communists, for the longest time, in an effort to
it's all just about power, it's all it's all about
dividing us up so they can take power back. For
the longest time, they've spread this white guilt thing all
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around America. And you saw it reach its peak, It's
absolute peak during the George Floyd stuff. Now, the good
news is I do think that was its peak. I've
seen less and less tolerance for that kind of nonsense
for well, yeah, since the George Floyd stuff, I feel
(11:53):
like the right has decided. You know what I see
through this game, We're more bold to speak out against things,
and people who may have been taken kind of seriously
before are now just routinely mocked like this. Justin Pearson,
guy from Tennessee. You know, by the way, this is
what he sounded like in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Justin J. Pearson, and I'm running for president of BSG.
There are a few reasons that we're running this campaign
this year. One has to do with representation. Yeah, how
can we represent all voices in a conversation. I wanted
to do this by pargering with organizations from the booty
Democrats to the boone Republicans. I want to bring together
different voices.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
That's what he used to sound like. This is what
he sounds like.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Now you've had three strikes, lulls, mass incnserration denied us
of who we are, and we are still here, and
today he'd take the only majority of black.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
District from us.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
But I want you to know, and I want my nephew,
sons and the future to know, no matter what you do,
no matter how much you try and make us and
make us bin and make ups, quit we steal.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You know, a lot of people would have rolled their
eyes at that guy ten years ago, privately, they would
have gotten done the oh gosh thing privately with friends.
Now he's openly mocked, openly mocked. There's just less and
less tolerance of it. Hey, Jesse. Of course, I've already
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been thinking about the twenty twenty eight election for a
while now me too. Look as what we do, we
can't help it. I do like JD vance for many reasons,
but my first choice is Marco Rubio if he decided
to run. I'm guessing if that happens, JD won't stay VP.
I'd love your thoughts on the matter, all right, So
I have a couple different thoughts. First, remember both men
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have already stated publicly if JD decides to run, which
I think that's laughable, laughable that he's still deciding, is
what I'm saying. He's the presumptive nominee. Of course he's
going to run. The presumptive nominee always runs. But they
have said, both of them publicly that if JD runs,
Marco Rubio will not. They are, from what I understand,
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personal friends, not just political you know, political associates. They
are personal friends. They talk, they hang out. JD says,
I'm gonna run, Marcu Rubia says, if he does, I'm
not running. Now. I brought all that up, but I'm
gonna add a little disclaimer here. You know that thing
(14:35):
I just said about the presumptive nominee, That's why I'm
now convinced that Dome is gonna end up getting in
the race. When whether you are a Democrat or a Republican,
and the presidential race is getting ready to get going,
when the pull numbers make it look like you're going
to win the primary. If you are comfortably ahead in
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the primary, you run the opportunity to be president. It's
not something that comes along very often for ambitious political people.
It's obviously a dream to be president. It's a two
step process, and the first step is getting through the
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primary and winning the nomination. If you feel like that's
going to be kind of handed to you, that that'll
be fairly easy, that step one is fairly easy. That
means you're one step away from being the president of
the United States of America, which brings me back to
this JD vance Marco Rubio thing. I don't know either
(15:40):
man personally all right, but Marco Rubio's an ambitious guy too,
United States senator now Secretary of State and a good one.
What if what if those polls show Marco Ruby is
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neck and neck with JD Vance? What if those you know,
what forget that? What if what if they start polling, Hey,
who do you want to be the Republican nominee? Let's
call it six months from now, next year, right after November.
What if those polls show Rubio is ten points ahead
of JD Vance. Now they're not showing that right now.
(16:23):
I'm not saying that, but I guess I would come
back to this. How close are friends? Are they? You
better be real close friends. If Marco Rubio is looking
at these poll numbers and says, wait a minute, I'm
the presumptive nominee. Remember that whole thing I said about
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how I'm not running If jd runs, I'll forget about that.
I must have hit my head that day. I wouldn't
be surprised about that at all. All right, let's talk
about code reds from a few good Menness, that kind
of stuff happened in the United States Marine Corps. Somebody's
kind of sick of it all. Someone wants me to
do a different kind of a history. We'll talk about
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many things. We'll be back.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Feeling a little stocky.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday. So let's get back to
these questions, because I still have a lot of them.
I have to get to. Hey, Jesse, I happened upon
a few good men, great movie by the way, the
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other night, and I watched it again forgot what a
good movie it was. I was wondering if the code
red thing is really a well known way to keep
substandard marines like Santiago in line, or is it movie
make believe? Have you ever been a giver or receiver
of a code read during your time in the Marines? Thanks,
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and says his name is Matt. Yes, I've been a
giver and receiver. But I need to add a little
disclaimer here. Code read and how it was done in
the movie is not something I experienced or well, I
guess I did see it once, all right, let me
explain in the movie. In the movie, because this guy
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keeps falling out of runs and he's kind of a
weak sister marine. In the movie, they storm into his
room and stuff a rag into his mouth and start
beating him up and things like that. All right, I
only ever saw something like that one time in the
Marine Corps. I did not participate in this one, and
this was done in boot camp. In boot camp, you see,
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they're big on collective punishment. It's a way to get
marines to keep other marines in line than what you
keeping other marines in line, than what you're checking yourself,
policing yourself if you will so. For instance, if every
boot camp platune is going to have a turd or two,
they're just gonna have some idiot some lose. There's some
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lazy bum who screws everything up. He can't do anything right.
He can't even shave right, he can't run right, he
can't do anything right. Well, it's not going to take
the drill instructors long to figure out this guy's a moron.
I think every time he screws up, I'll punish everyone.
You ever see the movie Full Metal Jacket where that
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fat guy Gomer Pile gets busted with a donut. He's
not supposed to have a donut. He steals a donut,
and the drill instructor makes the entire platoon exercise while
he eats the donut. That happens all the freaking time.
All the time, they'll punish everybody. We had a guy
like that and my boot camp platoon, and one night
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he got walloped pretty good. After the lights went out,
he got wallets pretty good. Yeah, he probably had that
one coming. I did not participate. I don't even know
they were doing it. It was on the other side. What Chris,
What Chris said? Does it work?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Of course it works.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Works.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Yeah, you'd be amazed how well you shave if you're
worried about getting beaten the next night. To look, life's harsh. Well,
you want me to tell you it's some Marine Corps,
not boy Scouts. I only ever saw something like that
one time. Now, let's go to what an actual quote
code read looks like in the Marine Corps today. Officially
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that this is I don't want to say today. That's
not fair. I got out of the Marines twenty years
ago in the Marine Corps when I was in officially,
I can't go to you as a younger marine slam
the door shut on your room and make you do
push ups until you throw up. Officially, I can't do that.
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It's considered hazing, right, you can't haze people. Officially. That
was not allowed at all. That's hilarious because it happened
all the freaking time when I was a young marineh
They would come slam the door shut, pull the curtain down,
and you're working out, and it's brutal, brutal. I mean,
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they'll make you do things like grab a mop, they'll
put something heavy on the end of it. Then they'll
make you do a wall sit where you basically sit
down like there's a chair but there's no chair and
hold your arms straight out and they'll keep ad and
wait to the end of it, just abusing you, just
absolutely abusing. I mean all kinds of things like that.
That's what our NCO when we screwed up. That's what
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our NCOs would do to us when I was young marine.
And then fast forward when I was an NCO. That's
kind of crap you did. Now, you don't be beaten
on people and stuff, and then that again I did.
I didn't see stuff like that. I'm sure stuff like
that happens, probably in more top tier units to stuff
like that. Not that there's anything wrong with the Marine
Corps infantry, but maybe in special operations or something like that,
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maybe they would run into that. I don't know. I
was never one of those guys. I couldn't tell you.
But did I see anybody get their root door kicked
in and tied up and have soap jammed into their mouth? No? No,
I never saw that. But hazing still happens all the
freaking time, or at least it did, and it should. Hey, Jesse,
I just recently started listening, but I find that I
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agree with your opinions more than any other political person,
even though I have limited my consumption of political media
by a lot. I have a million questions, but my
main and most difficult to answer, I'm sure, is when
do we the people get tired of the games in
political theater between the parties. The most recent back and
(22:32):
forth of redrawing districts has made me wonder. I am
and have been tired of these childish games. I would
love the rest of the country to finally wake up.
Do you think this will ever happen? Says I can
say his name or her name, Tracy. Sorry, I think
it's a dude, Tracy can go either way on that one. Okay,
(22:53):
well no, but let me ease mind. I've said many
times that one of my goals, and I think it.
I hate to give you some kind of homework assignment,
but probably should be. One of your goals is to
wake people up as many as we can. The norms
and normals in your life. They need to hear from you.
(23:13):
Hey there's a local election. I need you to vote,
and you need to vote for this person. Hey there's
a primary coming up. It's really important that you go
vote and you vote for this person. When you get together,
it's not that you have to be that annoying political guy.
But it doesn't hurt. Even during the game, bring up
something the communists are doing, bring up bring up something
kind of in a way I hate, I hate to
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use it like this forgive me Lord, in a way,
you and I kind of have to evangelize a little bit.
We have to kind of wake people up. But we
have to do this with the understanding that we're going
to fail. With most of them. People who are politically interested,
like you are and like I am, they didn't have
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to be talked into it most of the time, right,
Sometimes some people will come to this because they experienced
some sort of a tragedy, you know, in their town,
something terrible, and then that'll wake them up and snap awake,
and they're getting involved with blah blah blah. But generally,
if you're interested, you're interested. I actually do not care
(24:17):
for politics very much, to be honest with you, I
just understand it is so incredibly important. I feel obligated
to be politically involved as a citizen of a country
I love, and as a father, I feel obligated to
be politically involved because politics is a game of power,
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and who holds power matters a lot. And if you
are politically involved, you are always going to be a minority.
Remember one third, one third of this country fought the
revolution for our side, one third fought for the British,
another third didn't even get involved. I'm good watching the game, obviously,
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you know what I mean. I'm good, not really into it.
I've got other interests and not doing anything like that.
We're always going to be a minority. That means we
have to try to wake as many people up as
we can. But if you're waiting for the day to
come where citizens rise up in mass it's not gonna happen. Jesse,
I love your history lessons. Could you maybe do a
(25:24):
deep dive on the fall of the Shah of Iran
the rise of the Ayah Toola leading to the hostage crisis?
Says his name is Joe. I don't know. I don't
know that that one interests me enough to do a history,
you know, kind of series thing on it. I I
know a little bit about it. I could probably riff
(25:46):
on it from five to ten minutes. You've probably you
probably know more about the whole thing if you know
details about it. Then if you know any details, you
know more about it than I do. That part of
the world really interests me when it came to ancient
times and not as much modern times, if that makes sense.
If you go back clear back to I mean the
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ancient peoples of the Assyrians and the Persians and all
the different things that all the different peoples, that stuff
fascinates me. The more modern stuff doesn't as much when
it comes to that part of the world. All right,
Do nations have a psyche or character? Someone wants to
talk about Nazi hunters versus Communist hunters and more? Next, Jesse,
(26:30):
Chilly it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday.
Maybe you can email the show your love, your hate,
your death threatcher questions Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Jesse.
I was watching a documentary on the Nazi hunters from Masad.
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It was pretty cool how they hunted down these monsters,
and it hit the Communists who committed the same types
of crimes were never put on or hunted down. Why
was no one from the chemeir Rouge or or the
Soviets ever put on trial for their crimes? Well, they were,
(27:12):
and they weren't. Let me explain. The Kimeri Rouge fell.
It didn't last long. I think it lasted four years.
So we'll set that aside when it comes to things
like the Soviet Union. Communists put each other on trial
and kill each other all the time because it's a
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demonic religion of destruction. They are always butchering each other too. Certainly,
once the revolution is complete and then they're just warring
for who gets to actually run things and steal everything.
They kill each other all the freaking time. It's what
they do. It's just natural for them. It's terrible, but
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there there is no peace in the end for them,
there never has been, there never will be. And that
the Cambodians, the Cameo Rouge, by the way they butchered
each other. All the people in the Central Committee who
were running things after their little revolution, they all died
at the hands of other communists. Basically all of them died,
just butchered each other. They're killers, they're violent. Once you
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have convinced yourself that violence is a solution when you
run into political problems, once you have made that decision
in your mind that it's hey, we'll just kill him,
we'll hurt him, we'll kill him, we'll hurt him if
he dies, it's better. Once your mind has already gone there,
then downstream of that is going to be endless amounts
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of violence. I've been warning about America today. That's why
I scream all the time about JD. Vance needing more security.
The average Democrat now thinks political violence is acceptable and
wants it. This is not just a random extremist online.
When Democrats talk with each other, it's all the time.
I hope he dies. I hope someone shoots him. Why
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don't they shoot him if he would just die? I
hope he dies. I brought up that Mark Hammill, that
Star Wars actor who put up that post showing Donald
Trump dead in a coffin, and of course he turned
around and deleted it because he got so much backlash
for it, which prompts the question, why would you post
that anyway? All those people who got fired after Charlie
(29:27):
Kirk died and they ran to TikTok and Instagram and
Twitter and celebrated, this is wonderful. I'm so happy. Oh
what do you mean I'm fired? Oh no, why would
you post it anyway? Because that's how they talk, and
when they're around other Democrats, nobody, nobody expresses horror when
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they talk that way. They all join in. You know,
when Joe Biden was president, One time I was around
somebody who said this, I hope somebody kills him. One time,
I hated Joe Biden, hated him. That thought never even
crossed my mind. I wouldn't even want that. That's freaking terrible.
(30:10):
One time it happened. I was at a big neighborhood
party and everyone was ranting and raving about Joe Biden
screwing everything up, and one guy said, I hope someone
kills him. Everybody who was in that little circle at
the time. We were all sitting around a little table,
all of us, myself included bro oh, hold on, dude,
let's slow down. Now, that's terrible. He immediately got checked.
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And I've never heard anything like that other than one
time when Democrats sit around that little table and someone says, gosh,
I hope someone shoots Trump in the head and it
actually hits him. This time, other Democrats are not saying, whoa, hey, man,
a little too far here. Other Democrats are saying, yeah,
hopefully it's today. Ha ha ha. Wouldn't it be great?
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Ha ha ha. That is a dangerous place for a
country to we are. We are in a dangerous place
now that political violence has become this acceptable to these people.
It's that it's really bad. Jesse think you I think
you're thinking too small on the whole doctor thing. The
titles should go way past your vacation. Remember a few
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years back when Glenn Beck got a PhD from Liberty University.
You definitely deserve that from your epic history research and
capable presentation to the masses. I'm not connected to that university,
but I am confident someone in the audience could start
that campaign. I am hearing ads on your show that
make me wonder, are you going to clone Fred? I
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would never clone Fred. Did you know that clones are
oftentimes dumber than the original. I couldn't imagine Fred dumber.
It's not possible. He is the dumbest, sweetest dog in
the history of mankind. If he got even dumber, I
don't know. I don't know what we would do. He
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still thinks water is going to hurt him. He's supposed
to be a water dog and he thinks water is
going I don't even know what to do. I don't
even know what to do. That's one two. Chris. I
like the idea of this PhD thing. Now, now hold on,
I don't want to do any work for it. Isn't
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there someone we can call to just give me one?
Then there has to be somebody, surely what what? Oh,
that's a really good point, Chris said, We'll just make
a fake certificate. No, who's going to verify it. We'll
make it and we'll put it right behind me as
I do the radio show, so everyone can look at it.
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Make sure. The PhD thing is really big too, only
the university. Maybe we should make it a little blurry,
and everyone will just they'll be looking in and they'll
be like, I can't read it. You need the camera's
out of focus. But it won't be the camera. We'll
just keep it the university. I've that's what we'll do.
I like this. I like this. Now it's the same
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debate we've been having. Now I have to decide what
exactly I want a degree in. I don't know. I
like the anthropology archaeology thing. I think that's a really
cool thing. It's got an Indiana Jones Field to it.
I like it a lot. I like it. Of that,
there's probably something else that I'm not thinking of though. Anyway,
(33:27):
we still have another hour talk about some more history.
Do countries have a national psyche? Someone issues a correction
on Napoleon? Oh? Hang on
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