August 12, 2026 • 37 mins
Pelosi versus Jill Biden and who knew what. Jesse supports and rips Marco Rubio on his food stance.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, wonderful Wednesday, And it is a magnificent Wednesday.
Because I didn't give you the update. You know how
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we've been flooded out of our studio and we've been
broadcasting from all these closets and phone booths. You know,
I think we were in a truck stop restroom at
one point in time. We're moving back into the studio tomorrow,
all right, So if it's been sounding weird, you don't
have to worry. If you go back to sounding how
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it used to sound. Oh, it's gonna be a great thing.
You know what else is a great thing? Nancy Pelosi.
I know everyone hates her, and you know I hate
her too, but she's been such a great bad guy
in politics. And you know my thoughts on bad guys.
I've told you it's the bad guy who makes the movie,
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it's the bad guy who makes the book. There's always
a good protagonist, there's always a Maximus you're rooting for.
I need Emperor Commedists to make me hate him. I
need a great bad guy. And Nancy Pelosi has been
a great bad guy for a long time, and it hurts.
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It hurts to see her. You know, she's aging. Age happens.
There's nothing wrong with aging, but it hurts to see
her not be what she used to be. The old
Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Know to the's incumbents who have lost their reelections and
places like New York and Colorado, And what does that
say about the party today?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do you think going forward?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It says that the party is going to win the Congress.
And by the way, well because we must.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Nancy Pelosi of ten fifteen years ago, she would
never have stood for upstart communists challenging established Republicans and
possibly costing them the general election seat. But when you're old, drunk,
your dentures are falling out. Now Nancy Pelosi sounds like
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all the rest of the losers. I mean, we're just
going to have to try to win. And I so
enjoyed this. Keep in mind, keep in mind how powerful
this woman was. Joe Biden was the sitting President of
the United States of America. Joe Biden wanted to run again.
His witch wife, more importantly, wanted him to run again.
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The system did not want to risk Joe Biden losing
the election to Donald Trump because he was incredibly unpopular
and it was looking like it was going to be
a tough slog to get him into the White House,
certainly after that debate when everybody finally got to see
his brain is just done. But who was going to
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be the tip of the spear telling Joe Biden, Hey, Joe,
time to retire. Nancy Pelosi was the tip of that spear.
Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi, she essentially walked into the White
House and fired Joe Biden. I want to I want
to run again. Yeah no, yeah, no, You're gonna have
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to go now. It's just saying it's done.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
When I was a speaker, I saw the president all
the time. But when I wasn't then I saw maybe
three times that whole year, and so had I didn't know,
and I don't And I think he had his sort
of ups and downs. And when he had when I
saw him one time, he was giving me the Presidential
Medal of Freedom, right, So that was a short event
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and he was right, perfectly fine that day, I thought.
And so I didn't know, but I do think that
those who did know should have.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Acted upon that information. Whatever that miss Staff and family
both you mean, well, whoever knew, who ever knew?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
There was the staff saying the family knew, the family
saying the stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't know, but they should, I can generally.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Should have because this was a great man.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You know what she just did, right? And I know
this because I have an older sister, I have a wife.
I understand how viciously women can passively attack each other. Remember,
I said, Joe Biden's witch wife, Jill, she was the
one pushing him to run. She was pushing hard. Jill
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loved being first Lady Air Force one cover of Vanity Fair. Oh,
she loved it so much. She loved it so much
that she was willing to let her husband humiliate himself
again for four years just so she could keep being
first Lady. When Nancy Pelosi walked into the White House
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to fire Joe Biden, Joe Biden was not the one
putting up resistance. I think we all know that Joe
Biden most likely sat in the corner in a catatonic state,
saying nothing. We also know from the reports that it
was Jill Biden. She was the one fighting with Nancy Pelosi.
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She was the one going at it trying to keep
her husband in the presidential race. Now we know that,
and we also know this. Women prefer a more passive,
aggressive style of attacking each other. It's just how they are.
I'll play it for you again. What do you think
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this is? At the end, she's saying, and I'm a speaker.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I saw the president all the time. I wasn't then.
I saw maybe three times that whole year, and so
had I didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Know, and I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
And I think he had his sort of ups and downs.
And when he had when I saw him one time,
he was giving me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Right,
So that was a short event and he was right,
perfectly fine that day, I thought. And so I didn't know,
But I do think that those who did know should
have acted upon that information.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Whatever that the staff and his family both, you mean.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, whoever knew, who ever knew there was the staff
saying the family knew, the family saying the staff.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know what Nancy Pelosi is saying. Talk to Jill. Hey,
I hardly saw the guy. I wasn't even speaker in
the house. I barely ran into him. Seemed fine. The
few times I was with him. If you're looking for
somebody to blame for Joe Biden being a non functioning
adult as President of the United States of America, might
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want to check in with his wife, because you know
she knew. And I hate to defend Grandma Vodka here,
of course, Jill knew. That's what made That's what makes
Jill Biden for me, one of the most evil people
in the Biden administration. And it's an administration that had evil,
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dark people all up and down it. Jill Biden for
me is probably villain number one because that's her own husband.
And there's no, absolutely no reason you would push your
husband to run again unless it was for selfish reasons.
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Your husband routinely humiliated himself in front of the entire world,
losing his train of thought. Of course, everyone remembers the
debate always forgetting to anyway a con because his brain
is melting, right, and Jill Biden, so in love with
being first lady, was demanding that he get to run
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again so she could stay in the White House. That's
dark man and Jill Biden. Again. I want to point
out we saw Joe Biden after he had been prepped. Hey, Joe,
say this Hey, Joe. Remember we found out they were
laying out where he had to walk. Joe stand here.
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We have the tape on the ground. We saw Joe
after they had done whatever they did to a medically
to get him ready to give speeches and stuff. We
saw Joe Biden at not his worst, at his best
for four years. What Joe Biden did Jill Biden see?
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If this is the one we saw? What did Jill see.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
With the COVID?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I should me with dealing with everything we have to
do with. Look if we finally beat Medicare.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You know what I did all morning? I mean, I'm
sitting here. I get to spend three hours with you
a day. Do you know how much time I spent
today with my wife? Already I hadn't even been home,
probably six hours. We were running around the house together
doing things, drinking coffee, working out, but talking at various
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times all morning long. Do you think there's anything about
my physical condition? Mental condition? She doesn't know. She sees
it all. She wakes up beside me, goes to sleep
beside me, dinner, breakfast. Jill Biden saw Joe Biden at
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night in a state that you would be mortified by
and anyone who knows anything about dementia and Alzheimer's are as,
any kind of experience in there, knows exactly what I mean.
Jill Biden saw Joe Biden borderline comatose multiple times, and
still she tried to make him run for president again
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so she could stay first lady, that's dark. Man, that's
frigging dark. All right, speaking of dark, do a quick
FBI rant, maybe Sam Iron stuff. Then we'll get to
the emails. Hang on, get the care for rhinos. Week
days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a wonderful hump day. I've
gone from Tuesday to Friday. Look, I get distracted. Sometimes
it's my last day in this dungeon. We're moving back
to our other studio. You'll have to bear with me.
You can email your love, your hate, your death threats,
or what day it is to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I'm gonna move on in a second. But
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two headlines. Russia hoax madness. This is from Breitbart. The
FBI probed Jeff Sessions based on a Huffington Post article.
You know the Huffington Post is this big left wing
rag right Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions was the Attorney General
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of the United States of America at the time this
took place. The Attorney General of the United States is
directly over the FBI. Right realize that he is the
top law enforcement officer and the United States of America
the evil demons inside the FBI. Well, I'll read the
(11:48):
quote right here. Just declassified FBI document confirms twoenty nineteen
story by RCI that McCabe also opened up an investigation
targeting Trump's first ag Jeff Sessions, over the rush over
the Russia Gate hoax, and actually used a left wing
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Huffington Post article as a foundation to justify the probe.
They grabbed a communist rag at the FBI and they
used it to open up an investigation into the Attorney
General of the United States of America. Here's another one.
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This is from Just the News. The FBI had fourteen
informants on Biden corruption, but ran a secret op to
dismiss the evidence as disinformation. They knew obviously, it's unless
unless it's your liberal aunt Pagy. People know that Joe
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Biden is corrupt, very very corrupt. It's look the LLC
every family member. It's not just his son, by the way,
it's like his whole family. Just a dirtball corrupt family.
That's what they are. Everyone knew it. But certainly if
you were at the FBI, you would have enough sources
you would know if a United States senator slash vice
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players at president slash eventual president, you would know if
he's got some shady business dealings because people talk. Certainly
in the criminal underworld, people talk, and they're going to
be willing to talk to the FBI. It was known
inside those walls that Joe Biden was unbelievably corrupt, and
the FBI killed the investigation. Look, I'm happy murders have
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gone down. I'm happy we have new leadership. The fact
remains this organization cannot continue to exist. You cannot have
a secret state police agency who is willing, obviously willing
to do things like this and preserve a free nation
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long term. You know what we're having right now. You
know what it is as it pertains to the FBI.
A little break, That's what it is. A little break. Yeah,
we're getting this guy retired, and this guy retired. Somehow
we can't get garrett o'boy or his job back. But
you know what, we'll set that aside. We've got this
guy retired, and this guy's fired, and this and this,
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So we're thinking to ourselves, Wow, they're just they've got
things cleaned out now, No, they don't. You cannot properly
clean out a secret state police agency in a year
and a half. You probably can't do it in ten years.
It has to be disbanded. It has to be all right,
I'm gonna play this. This is Marco Rubio with his wife.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Are you Maha? I'm in favor of Maha. Like I
think people should be helped. It is not, but I
think ultimately completely not. I want to eat pop tarts. No,
I don't need pop tarts every day, okay you. Pop
tart is one of the great American innovations in history
of the war. If you think about it comes up as.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Beautiful for all the things you should not be eating.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Every All right, I'm going to criticize Rubio, and I'm
also going to defend Rubio. First of all, let me
defend Rubio, and I'm going to defend him because my
wife does this thing too. She will make statements that
are half truths at best. But she will make them
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to win over strangers onto her part of the argument
like his wife did here, and Rubio had to try
to qualify it about the pop tarts. Let me play
it against.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Are you Maha. I'm in favor of Maha, like I
think people should be helped.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
But I think ultimately he is completely not I want
to eat pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
No, I don't need pop tarts every day. Okay, you
eat sweets.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He eats pop tarts. Rubio knows how that's going to
come across, so he says, hey, I don't eat pop
tarts every day. Did you know that? When I first
started dating ob I would with some regularity go to
Jack in the Box for breakfast, And because Jack in
the Box is an American institution, the entire menu is
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available all day long, and I would get a double
cheeseburger with curly fries and a coke for breakfast at
Jack in the Box when I was dating my wife.
I have no recollection of the last time I did that.
I've been married twenty years now, no recollection if I've
done it in the last twenty years. I don't remember
if I've done it even once to this day, when
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we get with somebody and I wants to complain about
my diet. She'll say to people, he goes to Jack
in the Box and gets cheeseburgers for breakfast. It was
twenty years ago. That's not true. That's not true. It's
not true. I stand with Rubio on that, but I
do have to rip him on something. I'll get to
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Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Wednesday. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. We
have to go back to this Marco Rubio thing, and
I'm sorry, you just gonna have to bear with me.
We're talking a little bit of food here. Then we'll
touch on a couple of wee ron things. But back
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to what he talked about. Pop tarts?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Are you maha?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'm in favor of maha, Like I think people shall
be helped. It is not, but I think ultimately it's.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Completely knowles eat pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, I don't need pop tarts every day? Okay, you
eat sweets. Pop tart is one of the great American
innovations in history of the war. You think about it
comes so.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Beautiful for all the things you should not be eating
every single thing.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Now, I like pop tarts. I like pop tarts. I
don't think we need to go one of the great
American inventions for a couple reasons. Have you ever had
a pop tart and thought to yourself, Wow, that's just
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the right amount of filling. The feeling is delicious. If
we were ever allowed to get pop tarts when I
was a kid, we would get the brown sugar and
cinnamon ones and hmm, so good. It wasn't enough filling
the pop tart teases you. To make the teasing even worse,
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the crust around the outside. If you're looking at a
pop tart, only about seventy five percent of what you're
looking at, Chris as less than that has actual filling
inside of it. There's this crust around the edge, which, okay,
crust can't it can't be all bad, right ah. But
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here that's the thing. A good pizza place, A good
pizza place understands. Yes, of course, the sauce is always
the most important part of a pizza, but it's all
important and the crust, the crust matters too. And a
good pizza place knows that when you get to the crust,
you should want to eat the crust because the crust
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is good as the right flavor, right consistency. All right,
pop Tart apparently doesn't care about this at all. The
edges of a pop tart are so dry and crappy.
There's no filling. It's like I need It's like I
need an extra gallon of water to try to eat
a pop tart crust. The pop tart could be way
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better than it is. You know, it is good. And
I was telling Jewish producer Chris and degenerate producer Cory
about this before the show. The toaster strudel, now, they
were a little more money, so we were not allowed
to get them very often when I was a kid,
but every now and then my parents would let me
get a toaster strudl hmmm, m absolutely magnificent. All right,
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let's let's do this. CNN put out some polling. Don't
yell about CNN or they're just tracking the pulling going
on in the country. What issues are driving people to
the polls? Top issue a midterm vote. You can list
up the three issues. The economy not surprisingly comes in
at number one at fifty four percent. Immigration, twenty eight percent.
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Look what climate change is, It's tied for fifty four percent.
Is by far the biggest one immigration down in the twenties.
The economy okay. On Fox News, Aaron Owen said this
about Iran.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Economic pressure takes away the regimes money, but internal resistance
is what drives that sense of control. You cannot, in
my opinion, simply apply economic pressure. I agree with General Keen,
I agree with Colonel Health. However, my contention is that
it's time to start thinking about covert action. What do
I mean by that specifically, Colonel, I mean that it's
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time to start honestly thinking about training and arming the
multiple resistance groups with Ince Iran in order to be
able to use the time for the economic pressure that's
going to start to degrade the besiege. They're gonna start
running out of money. It's just a question of months.
But what are we gonna do with that time block.
It's time to start arming. It's time to It's going
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to disagree with me with manpads for taking out helicopters,
but I'm talking about creates of artpg's talking about crads
of collational cop rifles. I'm talking about training packages from
US Green beres Nobody does it better than them in
the world. Trace You've got to use that time to
start building the resistance within Iran.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
We have people on Fox News talking about sending in
the Green Berets and dropping AK forty sevens in the
hands of who, I'm not sure member Iran butcherd. I
think the numbers fifty two thousand of their resistance people
was found them butchered them. We already tried to get
some weapons into the hands of the Iranians. We had
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to use the Kurds to do that. The Curds just
stole the guns. Okay. Trump went on truth Social today
and he said this, the USA has total control over
the Strait of Hormuz. I think we will keep it.
Our naval blockade is being called by everyone quote a
wall of steel, and there is nothing Iran can do
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about it. They have no navy, they have no air force,
their remaining soldiers are unpaid. The IRGC is decimating and fleeing,
and their leadership is uncertain at best. He says. Now
they have no money, their country shot. All they have
is fake news and three hundred percent inflation and getting worse.
Iran is all talk no action, bully of the Middle
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East no longer, and then he finishes it off with
a praise be to Allah. Trump is a funny guy,
all right, That's what Trump said. Now, let me read
you this, and this is long, but I wanted to
read it to you. And this is not from me.
This is from the Wall Street Journal. And that doesn't
mean it's correct. Right, doesn't mean it's correct, but it
does track with some of the things we heard from
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the Wall Street Journal. Golf energy producers, this would be
you know, UAE these places. Golf energy producers have completely
lost faith in the Trump administration and are quietly accepting
Iran's permanent control over the Strait of horm Moves because
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the alternative, returning to war would be worse. Per the
Wall Street Journal, just reading this to you, Golf states
don't like the emerging deal that formalizes Iranian oversight of
inbound ships, but they see it as the least bad
option compared to further military escalation, which would put their
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energy infrastructure at risk. The conflict has left the region
vital the global energy security with no good option re
countering Iran. Now I know that was already a lot
and I'm about to read you some things with a
couple details in it. Hang with me for thirty seconds.
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These are really important details. You need to pencil these
into your mind as best you can. All right. This
is from the article. The numbers are stark. Crude exports
through the Strait have collapsed to two point two million
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barrels per day from eight point five million a month ago.
But wait, it's worse pre war. What were they? Pre
war flows of roughly twenty million barrels per day are
a distant memory. Golf State's alternative alternative export routes are
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also under attack. Saudi Arabia's Red Sea pipeline hit by
Houti strikes, Egypt's Damieta port struck by drones. Iranian officials
have declared the new Iranian order in the Strait is irreversible. Now,
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I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, that's
one hundred percent correct. It's the Wall Street Journal, and
I don't trust them. I'm not going to say everything
Trump says is hundred percent correct. We're going to keep
the straight because you know it's Trump and you know
what it's going to happen there. But let's focus on
this part before we cross the ocean and drop bombs
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and the Iranians, there was twenty million barrels a day
of crude oil flowing through the Strait of Hormuz. That
number is now two point two million. That cannot continue,
just can't. It can't. Send in the green berets where
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they find these friggin people grief. Best thing we can
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of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday. Don't forget.
You can email us your love, your hate, your death
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threads Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I'm sorry I
have to play it again with all the dead air
that comes with it. NBC News, well, first to Milwaukee. Hey,
it looks like we got the wrong data. Two things.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
There's the audit log and the results.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
What we uncovered was that five of the sticks had
the audit log downloaded and not the results.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's a human error. These things can happen.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
So basically, what we need to do is go back
to the operation center and we're going to download out
of those five machines the results and make sure that
it's not the audit log.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Five of the nine, five of the nine. NBC News
just flat out froze up in the middle of their
broadcast of what did You Say.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Guess the exact thing, yes, is if five of the
USB sticks were missing results from the election, so then
they have to they have to go try to regrab
them and their all the folks behind the scenes are
talking about this as well, so we can also look,
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it's unfortunate the.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Folks by the scenes here you're saying, yes, we.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Are.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Are I how to ask this artfully? Well, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. What do you say? I'm just not getting it.
I thought you said it was five of the nine.
That is what you said, right at five of the nine.
All right, I want to touch on this because I
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think it maybe there's a chance it will help you,
certainly if you're a young person. I'm about to give
you some good advice. I saw this headline Cardinals NFL team.
Cardinals star rookie Jeremiah Love gifts a girlfriend three hundred
thousand dollars Lamborghini. So I'm going to give you a
(30:53):
bit of advice. Not some super finance guy never pretended
to be. But I try to talk to him. I can,
and I talked to this guy a long time ago.
I was young. Hey, I want to get rich. He
was rich. Hey, how do I get rich? You're rich.
I want to be rich. I want to roll X.
I don't think I ever own a Rolex, but I
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want to roll X. How do I get rich? And
he told me the most boring advice in the world.
I was so disappointed at the time. I wanted a tip.
I wanted a hot tip. You don't want to get rich.
You'd find fifty dollars and invest in this company and
then you'll be worth a billion in a year. And
that's the kind of thing I wanted. And he said, really,
just avoid the big mistake. That's it. Invest a little
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bit of money every year. Invest you put in, put
away your five ten percent. Let compound interest do its thing.
But the most important thing is don't financially drive yourself
off a cliff. You don't need a second house, you
don't need a boat, don't develop a gambling addiction, don't
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develop a cocaine habit. Don't get he told me this.
He's like, don't get a divorce. Don't get that. These
are the things that will keep you from being rich
one day. You know, I can get rich one day.
It's extremely boring. Suck money away, drive the speed limit.
That's how I don't know how we're not giving financial
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literacy classes to these wealth to these young people who
come into a lot of wealth at this point in time.
But a three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini for a woman
who isn't even your wife. My word, you're gonna be
broke again.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Everyone's saying he signed a fifty million dollar contract. He'll
he'll blow through every dime of that. He'll be broke.
He's going to need to switch to pure talk. I mean,
we all should switch to pure talk. Obviously, just morally,
we all should switch to pure talk. But remember we're
talking a fraction of the cost of the big wireless companies,
a fraction of the cost. Switch to pure talk, if
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for no other reason than to save a fortune, which
you will need when your girlfriend ends up cleaning you
out and driving away with her three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini.
Now I don't think you have a three hundred thousand
dollars Lamborghini, but I bet you money. You do have
some bills you'd like to see go down. So dial
pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, you will speak
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to an American who speaks English, and isn't that freaking wonderful.
You're not gonna have to deal with this. Let's be
your comps. You can comb you a la lady, and
you'll be there yelling representative, but you'll keep you dial
pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, I have
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to play you this. So that Hong Chick, that comedy chicken, Wisconsin,
she lost their primary. Of course they were out there
interviewing people who voted for who voted for? This is
just so perfec. They interviewed this woman who voted for Hong. Hey,
kind of important governor of your state, really important? Why'd
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you vote for it?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
It's nice to see someone who's like me to be
in the office. And she's a single mom. Not s
good mom, but I was at one point. And she's
a part of the working class. She's a woman who
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understands women's issues. And also she's a breath of fresh
air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
If you've ever wondered why the Democrat Party is obsessed
with identity politics and the Republican Party likes it too
much too, by the way, but if you've ever wondered
why the Democrat Party is obsessed with identity politics, I'm
just going to tell you right now, it's because the
Democrat voter is obsessed with identity politics. I'll play it
again for you one time. Think about choosing the top
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executive of your state and using this as a criteria.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Nice to see someone who's like me to be in
the office. And she's a single mom. Not a single mom,
but I was at one point. And she's a part
of the working class. She's a woman who understands women's issues.
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And also she's a breath of fresh air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We really do get the government we deserve. And I'm
right about pop tarts. And now he has a headline,
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
to you hit the road, Jack. State Department yanks visas
for one hundred and seventy five thousand visitors who mocked
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our laws. I will again say that I love the
fact that I voted for Donald Trump. I understand everything
isn't perfect, everything isn't the way I want, but you
didn't have this stuff under Joe Biden. We are finally
taking some steps to get these foreigners out of our country.
This is from the National Pulse data. Harris is far
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ahead of Newsom and AOC in the new poll, and
now she has to sit and wait for Newsom to
come from behind. Appeals Court allows DHS's fast track deportations
of immigrant paroles. Again, why didn't it already exist? But
let's not dwell on the bad. At least we have it.
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California calls Paramount's threat to leave quote blackmail. I love
these commy stags. Just keep doing the most horrible things,
and then what everyone leaves. They're all, wait, you can't
do that, No they can. You don't have everything walled
off like East Germany. They're going to leave. I am
going to leave, but I shall return tomorrow to do
it again with you. All right, that's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a magnificent, wonderful Wednesday, And it is a magnificent Wednesday.
Because I didn't give you the update. You know how
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we've been flooded out of our studio and we've been
broadcasting from all these closets and phone booths. You know,
I think we were in a truck stop restroom at
one point in time. We're moving back into the studio tomorrow,
all right, So if it's been sounding weird, you don't
have to worry. If you go back to sounding how
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it used to sound. Oh, it's gonna be a great thing.
You know what else is a great thing? Nancy Pelosi.
I know everyone hates her, and you know I hate
her too, but she's been such a great bad guy
in politics. And you know my thoughts on bad guys.
I've told you it's the bad guy who makes the movie,
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it's the bad guy who makes the book. There's always
a good protagonist, there's always a Maximus you're rooting for.
I need Emperor Commedists to make me hate him. I
need a great bad guy. And Nancy Pelosi has been
a great bad guy for a long time, and it hurts.
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It hurts to see her. You know, she's aging. Age happens.
There's nothing wrong with aging, but it hurts to see
her not be what she used to be. The old
Nancy Pelosi.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Know to the's incumbents who have lost their reelections and
places like New York and Colorado, And what does that
say about the party today?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Do you think going forward?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
It says that the party is going to win the Congress.
And by the way, well because we must.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
The Nancy Pelosi of ten fifteen years ago, she would
never have stood for upstart communists challenging established Republicans and
possibly costing them the general election seat. But when you're old, drunk,
your dentures are falling out. Now Nancy Pelosi sounds like
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all the rest of the losers. I mean, we're just
going to have to try to win. And I so
enjoyed this. Keep in mind, keep in mind how powerful
this woman was. Joe Biden was the sitting President of
the United States of America. Joe Biden wanted to run again.
His witch wife, more importantly, wanted him to run again.
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The system did not want to risk Joe Biden losing
the election to Donald Trump because he was incredibly unpopular
and it was looking like it was going to be
a tough slog to get him into the White House,
certainly after that debate when everybody finally got to see
his brain is just done. But who was going to
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be the tip of the spear telling Joe Biden, Hey, Joe,
time to retire. Nancy Pelosi was the tip of that spear.
Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi, she essentially walked into the White
House and fired Joe Biden. I want to I want
to run again. Yeah no, yeah, no, You're gonna have
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to go now. It's just saying it's done.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
When I was a speaker, I saw the president all
the time. But when I wasn't then I saw maybe
three times that whole year, and so had I didn't know,
and I don't And I think he had his sort
of ups and downs. And when he had when I
saw him one time, he was giving me the Presidential
Medal of Freedom, right, So that was a short event
(03:58):
and he was right, perfectly fine that day, I thought.
And so I didn't know, but I do think that
those who did know should have.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Acted upon that information. Whatever that miss Staff and family
both you mean, well, whoever knew, who ever knew?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
There was the staff saying the family knew, the family
saying the stuff.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't know, but they should, I can generally.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Should have because this was a great man.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You know what she just did, right? And I know
this because I have an older sister, I have a wife.
I understand how viciously women can passively attack each other. Remember,
I said, Joe Biden's witch wife, Jill, she was the
one pushing him to run. She was pushing hard. Jill
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loved being first Lady Air Force one cover of Vanity Fair. Oh,
she loved it so much. She loved it so much
that she was willing to let her husband humiliate himself
again for four years just so she could keep being
first Lady. When Nancy Pelosi walked into the White House
(05:08):
to fire Joe Biden, Joe Biden was not the one
putting up resistance. I think we all know that Joe
Biden most likely sat in the corner in a catatonic state,
saying nothing. We also know from the reports that it
was Jill Biden. She was the one fighting with Nancy Pelosi.
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She was the one going at it trying to keep
her husband in the presidential race. Now we know that,
and we also know this. Women prefer a more passive,
aggressive style of attacking each other. It's just how they are.
I'll play it for you again. What do you think
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this is? At the end, she's saying, and I'm a speaker.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I saw the president all the time. I wasn't then.
I saw maybe three times that whole year, and so
had I didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Know, and I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
And I think he had his sort of ups and downs.
And when he had when I saw him one time,
he was giving me the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Right,
So that was a short event and he was right,
perfectly fine that day, I thought. And so I didn't know,
But I do think that those who did know should
have acted upon that information.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Whatever that the staff and his family both, you mean.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Well, whoever knew, who ever knew there was the staff
saying the family knew, the family saying the staff.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You know what Nancy Pelosi is saying. Talk to Jill. Hey,
I hardly saw the guy. I wasn't even speaker in
the house. I barely ran into him. Seemed fine. The
few times I was with him. If you're looking for
somebody to blame for Joe Biden being a non functioning
adult as President of the United States of America, might
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want to check in with his wife, because you know
she knew. And I hate to defend Grandma Vodka here,
of course, Jill knew. That's what made That's what makes
Jill Biden for me, one of the most evil people
in the Biden administration. And it's an administration that had evil,
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dark people all up and down it. Jill Biden for
me is probably villain number one because that's her own husband.
And there's no, absolutely no reason you would push your
husband to run again unless it was for selfish reasons.
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Your husband routinely humiliated himself in front of the entire world,
losing his train of thought. Of course, everyone remembers the
debate always forgetting to anyway a con because his brain
is melting, right, and Jill Biden, so in love with
being first lady, was demanding that he get to run
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again so she could stay in the White House. That's
dark man and Jill Biden. Again. I want to point
out we saw Joe Biden after he had been prepped. Hey, Joe,
say this Hey, Joe. Remember we found out they were
laying out where he had to walk. Joe stand here.
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We have the tape on the ground. We saw Joe
after they had done whatever they did to a medically
to get him ready to give speeches and stuff. We
saw Joe Biden at not his worst, at his best
for four years. What Joe Biden did Jill Biden see?
(08:54):
If this is the one we saw? What did Jill see.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
With the COVID?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I should me with dealing with everything we have to
do with. Look if we finally beat Medicare.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
You know what I did all morning? I mean, I'm
sitting here. I get to spend three hours with you
a day. Do you know how much time I spent
today with my wife? Already I hadn't even been home,
probably six hours. We were running around the house together
doing things, drinking coffee, working out, but talking at various
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times all morning long. Do you think there's anything about
my physical condition? Mental condition? She doesn't know. She sees
it all. She wakes up beside me, goes to sleep
beside me, dinner, breakfast. Jill Biden saw Joe Biden at
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night in a state that you would be mortified by
and anyone who knows anything about dementia and Alzheimer's are as,
any kind of experience in there, knows exactly what I mean.
Jill Biden saw Joe Biden borderline comatose multiple times, and
still she tried to make him run for president again
(10:17):
so she could stay first lady, that's dark. Man, that's
frigging dark. All right, speaking of dark, do a quick
FBI rant, maybe Sam Iron stuff. Then we'll get to
the emails. Hang on, get the care for rhinos. Week
days with the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
(10:38):
Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a wonderful hump day. I've
gone from Tuesday to Friday. Look, I get distracted. Sometimes
it's my last day in this dungeon. We're moving back
to our other studio. You'll have to bear with me.
You can email your love, your hate, your death threats,
or what day it is to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
dot com. I'm gonna move on in a second. But
(11:02):
two headlines. Russia hoax madness. This is from Breitbart. The
FBI probed Jeff Sessions based on a Huffington Post article.
You know the Huffington Post is this big left wing
rag right Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions was the Attorney General
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of the United States of America at the time this
took place. The Attorney General of the United States is
directly over the FBI. Right realize that he is the
top law enforcement officer and the United States of America
the evil demons inside the FBI. Well, I'll read the
(11:48):
quote right here. Just declassified FBI document confirms twoenty nineteen
story by RCI that McCabe also opened up an investigation
targeting Trump's first ag Jeff Sessions, over the rush over
the Russia Gate hoax, and actually used a left wing
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Huffington Post article as a foundation to justify the probe.
They grabbed a communist rag at the FBI and they
used it to open up an investigation into the Attorney
General of the United States of America. Here's another one.
(12:33):
This is from Just the News. The FBI had fourteen
informants on Biden corruption, but ran a secret op to
dismiss the evidence as disinformation. They knew obviously, it's unless
unless it's your liberal aunt Pagy. People know that Joe
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Biden is corrupt, very very corrupt. It's look the LLC
every family member. It's not just his son, by the way,
it's like his whole family. Just a dirtball corrupt family.
That's what they are. Everyone knew it. But certainly if
you were at the FBI, you would have enough sources
you would know if a United States senator slash vice
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players at president slash eventual president, you would know if
he's got some shady business dealings because people talk. Certainly
in the criminal underworld, people talk, and they're going to
be willing to talk to the FBI. It was known
inside those walls that Joe Biden was unbelievably corrupt, and
the FBI killed the investigation. Look, I'm happy murders have
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gone down. I'm happy we have new leadership. The fact
remains this organization cannot continue to exist. You cannot have
a secret state police agency who is willing, obviously willing
to do things like this and preserve a free nation
(14:06):
long term. You know what we're having right now. You
know what it is as it pertains to the FBI.
A little break, That's what it is. A little break. Yeah,
we're getting this guy retired, and this guy retired. Somehow
we can't get garrett o'boy or his job back. But
you know what, we'll set that aside. We've got this
guy retired, and this guy's fired, and this and this,
(14:27):
So we're thinking to ourselves, Wow, they're just they've got
things cleaned out now, No, they don't. You cannot properly
clean out a secret state police agency in a year
and a half. You probably can't do it in ten years.
It has to be disbanded. It has to be all right,
I'm gonna play this. This is Marco Rubio with his wife.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Are you Maha? I'm in favor of Maha. Like I
think people should be helped. It is not, but I
think ultimately completely not. I want to eat pop tarts. No,
I don't need pop tarts every day, okay you. Pop
tart is one of the great American innovations in history
of the war. If you think about it comes up as.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Beautiful for all the things you should not be eating.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Every All right, I'm going to criticize Rubio, and I'm
also going to defend Rubio. First of all, let me
defend Rubio, and I'm going to defend him because my
wife does this thing too. She will make statements that
are half truths at best. But she will make them
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to win over strangers onto her part of the argument
like his wife did here, and Rubio had to try
to qualify it about the pop tarts. Let me play
it against.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Are you Maha. I'm in favor of Maha, like I
think people should be helped.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
But I think ultimately he is completely not I want
to eat pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
No, I don't need pop tarts every day. Okay, you
eat sweets.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He eats pop tarts. Rubio knows how that's going to
come across, so he says, hey, I don't eat pop
tarts every day. Did you know that? When I first
started dating ob I would with some regularity go to
Jack in the Box for breakfast, And because Jack in
the Box is an American institution, the entire menu is
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available all day long, and I would get a double
cheeseburger with curly fries and a coke for breakfast at
Jack in the Box when I was dating my wife.
I have no recollection of the last time I did that.
I've been married twenty years now, no recollection if I've
done it in the last twenty years. I don't remember
if I've done it even once to this day, when
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we get with somebody and I wants to complain about
my diet. She'll say to people, he goes to Jack
in the Box and gets cheeseburgers for breakfast. It was
twenty years ago. That's not true. That's not true. It's
not true. I stand with Rubio on that, but I
do have to rip him on something. I'll get to
that in a minute. Before I get to that, I
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Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful Wednesday. If you miss any part of
the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. We
have to go back to this Marco Rubio thing, and
I'm sorry, you just gonna have to bear with me.
We're talking a little bit of food here. Then we'll
touch on a couple of wee ron things. But back
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to what he talked about. Pop tarts?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Are you maha?
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'm in favor of maha, Like I think people shall
be helped. It is not, but I think ultimately it's.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Completely knowles eat pop tarts.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
No, I don't need pop tarts every day? Okay, you
eat sweets. Pop tart is one of the great American
innovations in history of the war. You think about it
comes so.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Beautiful for all the things you should not be eating
every single thing.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Now, I like pop tarts. I like pop tarts. I
don't think we need to go one of the great
American inventions for a couple reasons. Have you ever had
a pop tart and thought to yourself, Wow, that's just
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the right amount of filling. The feeling is delicious. If
we were ever allowed to get pop tarts when I
was a kid, we would get the brown sugar and
cinnamon ones and hmm, so good. It wasn't enough filling
the pop tart teases you. To make the teasing even worse,
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the crust around the outside. If you're looking at a
pop tart, only about seventy five percent of what you're
looking at, Chris as less than that has actual filling
inside of it. There's this crust around the edge, which, okay,
crust can't it can't be all bad, right ah. But
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here that's the thing. A good pizza place, A good
pizza place understands. Yes, of course, the sauce is always
the most important part of a pizza, but it's all
important and the crust, the crust matters too. And a
good pizza place knows that when you get to the crust,
you should want to eat the crust because the crust
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is good as the right flavor, right consistency. All right,
pop Tart apparently doesn't care about this at all. The
edges of a pop tart are so dry and crappy.
There's no filling. It's like I need It's like I
need an extra gallon of water to try to eat
a pop tart crust. The pop tart could be way
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better than it is. You know, it is good. And
I was telling Jewish producer Chris and degenerate producer Cory
about this before the show. The toaster strudel, now, they
were a little more money, so we were not allowed
to get them very often when I was a kid,
but every now and then my parents would let me
get a toaster strudl hmmm, m absolutely magnificent. All right,
(21:23):
let's let's do this. CNN put out some polling. Don't
yell about CNN or they're just tracking the pulling going
on in the country. What issues are driving people to
the polls? Top issue a midterm vote. You can list
up the three issues. The economy not surprisingly comes in
at number one at fifty four percent. Immigration, twenty eight percent.
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Look what climate change is, It's tied for fifty four percent.
Is by far the biggest one immigration down in the twenties.
The economy okay. On Fox News, Aaron Owen said this
about Iran.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Economic pressure takes away the regimes money, but internal resistance
is what drives that sense of control. You cannot, in
my opinion, simply apply economic pressure. I agree with General Keen,
I agree with Colonel Health. However, my contention is that
it's time to start thinking about covert action. What do
I mean by that specifically, Colonel, I mean that it's
(22:24):
time to start honestly thinking about training and arming the
multiple resistance groups with Ince Iran in order to be
able to use the time for the economic pressure that's
going to start to degrade the besiege. They're gonna start
running out of money. It's just a question of months.
But what are we gonna do with that time block.
It's time to start arming. It's time to It's going
(22:44):
to disagree with me with manpads for taking out helicopters,
but I'm talking about creates of artpg's talking about crads
of collational cop rifles. I'm talking about training packages from
US Green beres Nobody does it better than them in
the world. Trace You've got to use that time to
start building the resistance within Iran.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
We have people on Fox News talking about sending in
the Green Berets and dropping AK forty sevens in the
hands of who, I'm not sure member Iran butcherd. I
think the numbers fifty two thousand of their resistance people
was found them butchered them. We already tried to get
some weapons into the hands of the Iranians. We had
(23:23):
to use the Kurds to do that. The Curds just
stole the guns. Okay. Trump went on truth Social today
and he said this, the USA has total control over
the Strait of Hormuz. I think we will keep it.
Our naval blockade is being called by everyone quote a
wall of steel, and there is nothing Iran can do
(23:45):
about it. They have no navy, they have no air force,
their remaining soldiers are unpaid. The IRGC is decimating and fleeing,
and their leadership is uncertain at best. He says. Now
they have no money, their country shot. All they have
is fake news and three hundred percent inflation and getting worse.
Iran is all talk no action, bully of the Middle
(24:08):
East no longer, and then he finishes it off with
a praise be to Allah. Trump is a funny guy,
all right, That's what Trump said. Now, let me read
you this, and this is long, but I wanted to
read it to you. And this is not from me.
This is from the Wall Street Journal. And that doesn't
mean it's correct. Right, doesn't mean it's correct, but it
does track with some of the things we heard from
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the Wall Street Journal. Golf energy producers, this would be
you know, UAE these places. Golf energy producers have completely
lost faith in the Trump administration and are quietly accepting
Iran's permanent control over the Strait of horm Moves because
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the alternative, returning to war would be worse. Per the
Wall Street Journal, just reading this to you, Golf states
don't like the emerging deal that formalizes Iranian oversight of
inbound ships, but they see it as the least bad
option compared to further military escalation, which would put their
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energy infrastructure at risk. The conflict has left the region
vital the global energy security with no good option re
countering Iran. Now I know that was already a lot
and I'm about to read you some things with a
couple details in it. Hang with me for thirty seconds.
(25:38):
These are really important details. You need to pencil these
into your mind as best you can. All right. This
is from the article. The numbers are stark. Crude exports
through the Strait have collapsed to two point two million
(25:58):
barrels per day from eight point five million a month ago.
But wait, it's worse pre war. What were they? Pre
war flows of roughly twenty million barrels per day are
a distant memory. Golf State's alternative alternative export routes are
(26:21):
also under attack. Saudi Arabia's Red Sea pipeline hit by
Houti strikes, Egypt's Damieta port struck by drones. Iranian officials
have declared the new Iranian order in the Strait is irreversible. Now,
(26:42):
I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, that's
one hundred percent correct. It's the Wall Street Journal, and
I don't trust them. I'm not going to say everything
Trump says is hundred percent correct. We're going to keep
the straight because you know it's Trump and you know
what it's going to happen there. But let's focus on
this part before we cross the ocean and drop bombs
(27:02):
and the Iranians, there was twenty million barrels a day
of crude oil flowing through the Strait of Hormuz. That
number is now two point two million. That cannot continue,
just can't. It can't. Send in the green berets where
(27:24):
they find these friggin people grief. Best thing we can
do for the Iranian people right now is start dropping
them some relief factor. It's not look, it's not that
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threads Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. I'm sorry I
have to play it again with all the dead air
that comes with it. NBC News, well, first to Milwaukee. Hey,
it looks like we got the wrong data. Two things.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
There's the audit log and the results.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
What we uncovered was that five of the sticks had
the audit log downloaded and not the results.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
It's a human error. These things can happen.
Speaker 7 (29:20):
So basically, what we need to do is go back
to the operation center and we're going to download out
of those five machines the results and make sure that
it's not the audit log.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Five of the nine, five of the nine. NBC News
just flat out froze up in the middle of their
broadcast of what did You Say.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
Guess the exact thing, yes, is if five of the
USB sticks were missing results from the election, so then
they have to they have to go try to regrab
them and their all the folks behind the scenes are
talking about this as well, so we can also look,
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it's unfortunate the.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Folks by the scenes here you're saying, yes, we.
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Are.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Are I how to ask this artfully? Well, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. What do you say? I'm just not getting it.
I thought you said it was five of the nine.
That is what you said, right at five of the nine.
All right, I want to touch on this because I
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think it maybe there's a chance it will help you,
certainly if you're a young person. I'm about to give
you some good advice. I saw this headline Cardinals NFL team.
Cardinals star rookie Jeremiah Love gifts a girlfriend three hundred
thousand dollars Lamborghini. So I'm going to give you a
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bit of advice. Not some super finance guy never pretended
to be. But I try to talk to him. I can,
and I talked to this guy a long time ago.
I was young. Hey, I want to get rich. He
was rich. Hey, how do I get rich? You're rich.
I want to be rich. I want to roll X.
I don't think I ever own a Rolex, but I
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want to roll X. How do I get rich? And
he told me the most boring advice in the world.
I was so disappointed at the time. I wanted a tip.
I wanted a hot tip. You don't want to get rich.
You'd find fifty dollars and invest in this company and
then you'll be worth a billion in a year. And
that's the kind of thing I wanted. And he said, really,
just avoid the big mistake. That's it. Invest a little
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bit of money every year. Invest you put in, put
away your five ten percent. Let compound interest do its thing.
But the most important thing is don't financially drive yourself
off a cliff. You don't need a second house, you
don't need a boat, don't develop a gambling addiction, don't
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develop a cocaine habit. Don't get he told me this.
He's like, don't get a divorce. Don't get that. These
are the things that will keep you from being rich
one day. You know, I can get rich one day.
It's extremely boring. Suck money away, drive the speed limit.
That's how I don't know how we're not giving financial
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literacy classes to these wealth to these young people who
come into a lot of wealth at this point in time.
But a three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini for a woman
who isn't even your wife. My word, you're gonna be
broke again.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Everyone's saying he signed a fifty million dollar contract. He'll
he'll blow through every dime of that. He'll be broke.
He's going to need to switch to pure talk. I mean,
we all should switch to pure talk. Obviously, just morally,
we all should switch to pure talk. But remember we're
talking a fraction of the cost of the big wireless companies,
a fraction of the cost. Switch to pure talk, if
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for no other reason than to save a fortune, which
you will need when your girlfriend ends up cleaning you
out and driving away with her three hundred thousand dollars Lamborghini.
Now I don't think you have a three hundred thousand
dollars Lamborghini, but I bet you money. You do have
some bills you'd like to see go down. So dial
pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, you will speak
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to an American who speaks English, and isn't that freaking wonderful.
You're not gonna have to deal with this. Let's be
your comps. You can comb you a la lady, and
you'll be there yelling representative, but you'll keep you dial
pound two five zero and say, Jesse Kelly, I have
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to play you this. So that Hong Chick, that comedy chicken, Wisconsin,
she lost their primary. Of course they were out there
interviewing people who voted for who voted for? This is
just so perfec. They interviewed this woman who voted for Hong. Hey,
kind of important governor of your state, really important? Why'd
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you vote for it?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
It's nice to see someone who's like me to be
in the office. And she's a single mom. Not s
good mom, but I was at one point. And she's
a part of the working class. She's a woman who
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understands women's issues. And also she's a breath of fresh
air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
If you've ever wondered why the Democrat Party is obsessed
with identity politics and the Republican Party likes it too
much too, by the way, but if you've ever wondered
why the Democrat Party is obsessed with identity politics, I'm
just going to tell you right now, it's because the
Democrat voter is obsessed with identity politics. I'll play it
again for you one time. Think about choosing the top
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executive of your state and using this as a criteria.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Nice to see someone who's like me to be in
the office. And she's a single mom. Not a single mom,
but I was at one point. And she's a part
of the working class. She's a woman who understands women's issues.
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And also she's a breath of fresh air here for Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We really do get the government we deserve. And I'm
right about pop tarts. And now he has a headline,
you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't get
to you hit the road, Jack. State Department yanks visas
for one hundred and seventy five thousand visitors who mocked
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our laws. I will again say that I love the
fact that I voted for Donald Trump. I understand everything
isn't perfect, everything isn't the way I want, but you
didn't have this stuff under Joe Biden. We are finally
taking some steps to get these foreigners out of our country.
This is from the National Pulse data. Harris is far
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ahead of Newsom and AOC in the new poll, and
now she has to sit and wait for Newsom to
come from behind. Appeals Court allows DHS's fast track deportations
of immigrant paroles. Again, why didn't it already exist? But
let's not dwell on the bad. At least we have it.
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California calls Paramount's threat to leave quote blackmail. I love
these commy stags. Just keep doing the most horrible things,
and then what everyone leaves. They're all, wait, you can't
do that, No they can. You don't have everything walled
off like East Germany. They're going to leave. I am
going to leave, but I shall return tomorrow to do
it again with you. All right, that's all
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