November 1, 2024 • 36 mins
Who would you want operating on your kid? A DEI hire or the best surgeon in the world who’s a little rough around the edges? The “rank and file” FBI agents that investigated Americans because they aren’t Democrats. Running for office and losing is not a loss. Caring enough to get involved. Mark Kelly and his system membership card.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
an amazing Friday. We're gonna dig into Vance Rogan. Someone
wants to know how to run for office. Someone has
a question about Sidney Pottier. I just wanted to say
(00:31):
the names. It makes me sound extremely fancy. Someone wants
to know about Marine General John Kelly how he lost
his way. We'll get back to the calls in a bit.
Oh that and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly. So that Jay Steele.
This guy says, and the subject is aggressive female drivers.
Curious about your opinion of the on the rise of
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very aggressive female drivers. I was driving home from the
gym this morning on a curvy road back to my
house when this young lady started tailgating me about two
feet behind the bumper on my truck. Naturally, I slowed
down to about ten miles an hour and stuck my
head out the window to voice my displeasure at her rudeness.
She continued to tailgate me all the way to my
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turn off, while honking and giving me several hand gestures.
I bet I know what those hand gestures were too.
It seems like this sort of thing is becoming more
and more common, that women are the culprit of these
more than men. My theory is the whole girl boss things,
so on and so forth. And this is from a
guy named Chris. Don't worry. There were no misspellings, so
it is not you wish producer Chris in the email.
(01:38):
Now back to the email, buddy, you completely misinterpreted the
whole thing. She wasn't being aggressive when she started tailgating you.
She was putting on her makeup, okay, And the reason
she didn't back off is as soon as her makeup
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was applied, she was putting up a selfie on Instagram
while she drove. You say she was making hand gestures
at you. She was drying off the nails she painted
while she was driving down the road. This is simply
a misinterpretation. Don't sit there and indict women for the
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whole thing, Uncle Kunko and Colorado.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Go hey, Jeffy, So I want your opinion on the
rank and everybody's saying, oh, we can't blame the rank
and files for the corruption when we all know pooper
rolls downhill and it's the corrupt uppy folks that hire them.
Some me your opinion on that. Also, if you would
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want to do history on Hoover and the founding of
the FBI and just how corrupt it was in its implementation,
that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, I actually really like that. Chris, remind me
of that. We are going to do a history on Hoover,
Jaeger Hoover, the founding of the FBI and how that stuff. Again,
I am going to do that as a matter of fact,
I'm not saying next week, probably not because of the election,
but soon before the end of the year. I'm going
to try to get that done. Okay, So we're going
to do a Jaegar Hoover. I'd like that idea a lot. Two.
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This is something that people on the right say that
makes me want to throw myself off a bridge every
single time I hear it. It's not the rank and file,
it's just the leadership. Yep. That is with all due respect,
I understand the references way overused these days courtesy of Democrats.
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That is the exact same argument that the Nazi campguards
used at the Nuremberg trials as they oversaw the death
of about six million Jews. Virtually every single one of
them said, I was just following orders. I was just
a rank and file guy. It's not my fault. I
was just a rank and file guy. If you're listening
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to this and you are an FBI agent and you
spend your time kicking in the door of pro lifers
because the evil communists and the government who loved to
murder babies got angry about the overturning of Roe versus Wade,
and they sent you after pro lifers. I don't care
that you were following orders. I don't care but about
my pension. I don't care about any of these things.
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You are an evil piece of trash scumbag. I don't
care whether or not you gave the orders or not.
I am tired of people using that excuse all the time.
Buck up, Buttercup. What they're doing is evil and wrong.
And you know, we have these brave guys like Steve
Friend who gave up. There. You realize Steve Friend, he
was a special agent. He was a super stud. We're
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talking fast track to a career and retirement, and gave
it all up because he would not do these things anymore.
He was on child pornography cases tracking down the biggest
pieces of trash in this country. And they pulled him
off to go hunt down peaceful mimas from January sixth,
and that was about all he could take. And he said,
you know what, I'm out, He's got the guts. What's
(05:08):
your excuse? Sorry? I got myself fired up. This voicemae oracle.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Whatever happened to all the chatter about your midlife crisis car?
What kind is it? Does it have a tiny steering
wheel for your mini mittens? Let the bar eat.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You know what? You don't deserve the bar. I do
not have small hands. And I guess now I should
probably go ahead and tell everybody that I traded in
my midlife crisis car and I got another one.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Jesse. I'm just curious going into this election weekend. Maybe
you can kind of retell that story. It was about
a year ago. If your child needed a surgery and
you wanted the best surgeon in the world. I thought
that might be pretty relevant. Also, how did you get
into a mortar unit with such small hands?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know, voicemails were a mistake, Chris, I don't know that.
We didn't want to keep doing these anymore. These were
a terrible, terrible mistake all right back to the In
case you're just just now joining the show or a
brand new listener, what he's referencing is when I was
going off about all this obsession with dei stuff that
people have today, we have to oh, we need we need,
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we need more women. We don't have enough gaye, we
don't have enough minorities. Do we have enough Pacific Islanders?
Do we have enough? That it's all completely ridiculous, because
when the rubber meets the road, you find out what really, really,
really matters. And the example I always used was if
you pick the person in your life who you love
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the most, maybe it's your husband or your wife, or
your child or something like that. And they needed brain
surgery and it was going to be a brain surgery
that it was almost impossible. They told you it was
going to be an almost impossible brain surgery. Their chances
of survival are very, very slim, And you got to
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interview the doctors who would be doing the brain surgery.
The last thing in the world that would ever matter
to you at all would be the skin color, the religion,
the sex of the doctor. You would not care in
a million years, save my baby, save my wife, save
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my husband, whoever it is. I don't care. Only merit matters. Well,
if that's how we operate when it's someone close to us,
shouldn't that be how we operate everything in society, every
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single thing. The most overrated thing in the world. You know,
we rail against equity now because equity is a dirty
communist rule. The most overrated thing in the world, and
something that doesn't even exist is also equality. We're not equal.
I'm not equal to you, You're not equal to me.
No one's equal to the guy on the side. No
one's equal to each other because God made us all different,
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with different skill sets and things. Equality completely overrated. I
believe in discrimination. I am anti equality, and I am
pro discrimination. I discriminate. When we were hiring, you know,
we just we lost producer Michael a while ago. We
went on to do other career things and we were
on a search for a producer. Me and Chris were
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on a search for a producer. There were no gender requirements,
there were no race requirements, there were no religious requirements.
Did not care because we care about the show. The
only thing that mattered was finding the best person. We
could find. Now, we couldn't find that guy, so we
ended up getting stuck with Corey. But you understand what
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I mean. We wanted to find the best person we
could find. Sometimes that doesn't work out, in which case
you settle for Corey. You understand what I'm discussing here,
But honestly, in an entire society, every bit of it
your tea ball team. I don't care what it is. Equality,
Bring me the best. Don't care about anything else, Bring
me the best, all right? Eight seven seven three seven
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seven four three seven three. Lady wants to get involved
in running for office and many other things. Hang on.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we are going to
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keep churning through these questions and everything else. Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Hi, Jesse,
my mom, and I love your show. I'm currently watching
jd Vance on Joe Rogan and I was inspired to
ask this question, and I felt like you'd be the
best source to ask. Is it possible for a quote
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nobody to become a congressman. For context, I'm a thirty
four year old, single, divorced mom in California, working on
a bachelor's in education and lower than low income. I
want to be a teacher to reverse the indoctrination of
the next generation. And literally, I know she did that
on purpose come back communism, but I often consider public office.
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Do you have any advice? Is this a hopeless endeavor
in California? Thank you for your time. Okay, first of all,
this is going to sound like I'm being nice, but
I think anybody who listens to the show, she said
she listens regularly with her mom, knows that I'm the
furthest thing in the world from being nice. I'm not
being nice to you. I'm being direct with you. Don't
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ever refer to yourself to me as a nobody again.
I'm just I'm a nobody. I'm a this or that.
If you ever got to know the weapons grade losers
and idiots we have in office right now, you would
never talk down about yourself like that. Again. The biggest morons,
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the biggest evil jerks I've ever met in my life
are the people who are currently in office. You're not
just a single divorced mom. You're a patriot who cares
about your country. There are many, many, many people, men
and women who share your story, share your life experiences,
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and share your enthusiasm. You are not a nobody at all.
Don't ever say that to me again. The people who
are in there, those are the nobody's, the normal people,
everyone listening right now. Whoever you have, whoever you are,
whatever you happen to be doing in your life, you're
exactly what we need. If you love your country and
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want what's best for your country, you're not a nobody
at all. As far as is it hopeless in California,
California has more Republicans than any other state in the
Union state wide. Now look, look, I'd be honest with
you if you told me, Jesse, I want to run
for governor in California. Don't bother. It's a blue state.
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It's gonna be blue for the foreseeable future. I'm not
blowing sunshine up. I can't say that. I'm not saying
anything else. But there are all kinds of red blood
red areas in California. If you are in one of
those areas, if you're in a red or reddish congressional
district and you want to run, go run, But Jesse,
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what if I lose? What if you lose? I lost twice?
I was a nobody. I was not politically involved. I'd
gotten out of the Marines, I was back to work
at construction, and I was going to community college. When
I decided to run. I'd never so much as sniffed
at a run at city bouncer or something. I don't
even think I was a registered Republican when I first
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started running, because I got so mad at the Republicans.
I think I went independant or something like that. For
a while. I wasn't politically involved at all. You would
have called me a nobody. I almost won us four
thousand votes away from winning. But what if you don't.
You say you don't have any money. What if you
don't end up getting the fundraising you need? What if
you don't, What did you lose? Running for office and
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losing is one of the most informative, valuable experiences of
my life. If for no other reason you say you're
a single mother. My sons know now. They were too
young to see then, but they know now Dad cared
enough to get involved. Dad cared enough to get off
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the couch and get freaking involved. Go throw yourself into it.
You might just be good at it. And I can't
give out her name. She didn't say I could remember.
I'm never going to read your name unless you tell
me I can. She has one of those hot chick names.
What Chris, Listen, it's important. She's probably a looker too.
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That only helps everything helps, Go for it, Get out there.
You're not a nobody freaking matter a lot, Debbie Harrisburg go.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
The investigation that James Comber and Jim Jordan were doing
with the Biden crime family has seemed to go dark.
Do you think that might have been part of the
Biden deal for him to step aside? And with regards
to Kamala, she loves her gummies.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, first of all, pause Debbie before we move on.
I'm not even gonna hang up on you yet. Did
everyone hear Debbie? Just now? I just want to say,
that's exactly how phone calls are done. I think Debbie's
been on the line for an hour and a half.
I said, Debbie, go, and it was boom right into
her point. I wish I could clone you, Debbie. I
wish I could clone you that was freaking magnificent. Two gummies.
(14:58):
When you say Harris is in means, I'm assuming you're
talking about weed there. I guess it could be a maybe.
She does sound like a complete more on half the
time in three.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Look, Jim Jordan's a good guy, and you know how
much I'm willing to crush people in Congress, more than
happy to crush Republicans. In fact, it's one of my
favorite things to do in the world, smashing weak Republicans.
Jim Jordan. He is the very, very very rare case
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of a Republican who rises into a high up leadership
position position position he's Chairman of the Judiciary Committee. Chris.
That's actually harder to think than you say, chairman of
the Judiciary Committee. It's harder to anyway, he rose to
that position without completely selling out his soul. Now, is
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he perfect? Of course, he's not freaking perfect, not perfect
at all. But for a guy in leadership, he's pretty
freaking good. Would Jim Jordan sell us out on behalf
of Joe Biden, I'd be surprised. I'm not saying it's impossible,
anything is possible. Not saying it's impossible, but I'd be
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extremely surprised. All Right, all right, Jesse, is it possible
that a marine officer reaches four stars? How's it possible
that a marine officer reaches four stars and could become
as evil and not caring about his son being killed
in combat? Okay, so this is it's a little messed
up email wise, but he's talking about General John Kelly,
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and clearly this guy's a marine and he wants to
know how in the world could you lose your son
in combat and be a four star general and be
such an unbelievable disgrace. How could John Kelly disgrace himself
the way he is? And well, there's an answer to this,
and I'm gonna give it, and it may not feel good. Next,
(17:04):
get the Cure for Rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we are getting to all
these questions here as many as we possibly can tonight.
So I want to discuss John Kelly, Marine General John Kelly,
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that traitorous piece of trash who just obviously came out
and told a ballface lie about Hey, Trump loved Hitler
and always talk about Hitler and things like that, trying
to give Democrats a talking point. And the guy writes
an email and says, how in the world could a
marine officer he lost his son in combat? How could
this happen to a marine and a marine who lost
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his son. How could a guy like that turn into
such a traitorous piece of trash. So I'll tell you
a little story. This is a friend of mine. I'm
not going to name him, but he's a friend of
mine who had a lot of success in his career
and it was actually a media career. He's a media guy.
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You would know his name, even though maybe you haven't
thought of him in a while. He had a lot
of success in immediate career and then ended up with
a drinking problem, had a real fall from grace. Okay,
had a real, real fall from grace. But during the
height of his media career, he was whined and dined.
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And I'll put it to you this way. Do you
know people spend a fortune think of you know what, Tucker.
I'm not surely not going to say this specifically about
Tucker because I don't know this for a fact, but
someone of that clout, someone in the media world of
that clout. You want to hear all crazy that can get.
People will pay fifty thousand dollars to have dinner with him.
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Now again, I don't know that that's happened to Tucker,
but that's how we crazy that world can get. Look,
I'll make it about me. I had This is not
here or there, but I had a billionaire offer me
one time. He offered to put me on a private
jet and fly me from here to New Mexico to
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have dinner with him. I didn't I didn't ask about
money or anything. I just said, no, that's not my thing.
But isn't that insane? Who am I? What difference? But
that's the kind of that's the kind of whining and
dining and pampering you get once people think you're famous. Okay,
So this friend of mine, when he was at his peak,
that's the life he lived. It was first class, it
was steaks, five star hotels. He flew on private jets,
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and when he went to events, these huge events, whatever
they were, whether it was sea pack or something like that,
it was always VIP badges. Here's your special entrance. You
don't wait in line. That's how he lived his life,
and then he had his terrible fall from grace and
he ended up get his life back together, which is wonderful.
I love that, proud of him. But even though his
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life got back together, he never became a star again.
It never happened again. And he attended this huge conservative
event one time, one he had been to a million
times when he was a star and his name was
on the billboards and everything else. Only he attended this event.
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They did give him a free ticket, but it wasn't
even a good one. He found himself sitting where you
or I would sit, just sitting in the crowd. And
he said, Jesse, I know there's nothing wrong with sitting
in the crowd, but I'll be honest with you. If
I'm just being honest, we were just having it was
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a private moment. He said, I was so offended that
I went from backstage, VIP green room to now I'm
just sitting in the crowd. It was such a fall
from a fall of status. I guess I should put
it that way for him, that it was hard for
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him to take. Now let's talk about John Kelly. Let's
talk about a general, a flag officer. I've never lived
in that world that flag officer world. But I've been
close enough to it to know. You live your life
in the military, and yes, you work hard, and you
maybe even risk your life, especially when you're of lower rank.
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Our generals don't generally do that anymore. But when you're
of lower rank, you risk your life, and it's hard,
and it's time away from your family and things like that.
But as you begin to rise and you start to
become full bird colonel, brigadier general, major general, you start
to get some stars on your uniform. You have a
staff of twenty at your beck and call you're housing
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on base. It's the nicest house on base. They manicure
your lawn for you. You want to take the wife
out to dinner. Maybe you feel like having a couple
extra cocktails that night. Oh, you just call up some
lackey of yours and he'll pull up in your staff
vehicle and drive you to and fro. Hey, I'm hungry,
Go get me a bagel, That's what Chris would say.
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And you're lacky, You'll go get you a bagel, Go
pick up my dry cleaning. You as a general begin
to live the life of this really really important CEO rule.
Almost royalty cars and private planes, and hey, general, they
want you in San Francisco. They've sent the government lier
jet for you. And that's how you live your life.
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And then you retire. When you retire, all that goes away.
And it's not that you're poor by any means. If
you retire as a general, you'll probably make huge money.
Which I'm quarter maen a year. That's a guess. I'm real,
real close to quarter maeniar, big boy money. Quarter million
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a year. So don't be wrong. You're not in the poorhouse.
But staff is gone. Private jet wow, go If you
want to take the wife out and have a couple
extra drinks, well he's got to do what you and
I do. I've just took an uber from the airport.
That's the same thing you have to do. You want
to go, you want to go out and have too
much to drink, you gotta take an uber. General's back
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in an uber now picture, Let's say he was a
general for ten fifteen years with the staff and the
manicured lawns and the private jets. Picture retiring in Boca
two hundred and fifty a year. It's great money, don't
get me wrong. But you're not even on the beach
for two hundred and fifty thousand a year. You're a
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couple of miles off the beach in a fifteen hundred
square foot condo, and you and your wife walked down
to the local bar and grill, and no one knows
or cares that you used to be in the military.
You ate some yummy clams last night. Doesn't sound bad.
But the status change, especially for men, is just too
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much to take. Lots of times, especially for a general.
I'm proud. Look at my medals, look at my ribbons,
Look what I've done. I'm John Kelly. Now nobody cares.
And then there's a knock at your door and someone's
there with an offer for you. You see, hey, General,
you serve this country. Well, you want that staff back. Hey,
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you know what, why don't you come up to Washington,
d C. I've got my private jets standing by. We'll
discuss the million or two million a year opportunity we
have for you to work at Boeing, And of course
you'll do some lobbying work, of course, and somebody, when
you're in the private sector, presents to you the life
you've always lived. Can you say no? If you say yes, Well,
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there's there's a cost to that. You say yes, sure,
you're gonna get the jet back, and you're not more
you want to miles off the beach anymore. In Boco.
You're right down there with your feet in the sand.
But they're gonna want you to lie about Donald Trump
and say he loved Hitler. That's part of the cost
of your system membership card. And no matter what you've
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done previously in your life, you lost your son, you
served with honor, at some point, you served with honor
all these things. At some point in time you decided
that life, the good life, that's the only white life
you want to live. And if you gotta tell a
couple of little white lies about Donald Trump praising Adolf Hitler, well,
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have you ever flown on a private jet? Totally worth it?
I'm sorry, but general sell out. Almost all of them do.
It's rare to find a flag officer who doesn't, because
once you taste a good life, the life of being
a general, it's hard to go back and sit with
the peasants after that. I know that sucks here, but
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as soon as somebody starts getting stars on his shoulders,
you should probably stop considering him whatever he used to be.
You know, Mark Milly was a warrior at one point
in time too. Now he's a tubby piece of trash.
There you go, all right, We'll get into as many
of these emails as I possibly can, speaking of veterans
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who served honorably. You know CEOs veteran CEO, the CEO
of Pure Talk, CEO's veterans, the CEO of Pure Talk
walk the jungles of Vietnam. As you know that. You
obviously know, if you listen at all, how much respect
I have for the guys who fought over there in
that jungle. CEO of Pure Talk was MAC V SOG
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and Vietnam, all the causes pure Talk could take up,
and Pure Talk decided they were going to take up
the cause of veterans getting them the healthcare they need,
the help they need. That's the same le phone company
I support. What one do you support? You want to
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Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, I'm sorry that
I realized everyone's going to catch this midstream. But Chris,
you can't drop a bomb like that on me right
when we're coming back from a break. Why are you
going to ride a bicycle for one hundred and seventy miles?
What is this over the course of two days? You
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say a friend wanted to do it. Is there a
better explanation than that. My friends want to do a
lot of things. Hey, there's this isn't for charity or
anything like that. Do you have any idea what your
butt is gonna feel like after two days on the
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road on a bicycle? Do you have any idea you're
gonna feel like you partied with Pete Booda jedge that night.
Two days? What is wrong with you? And now you
have to be the annoying cyclist guy? I could totally
see you riding right down the middle of the road too.
And God only knows what kind of cheap, garbage street
bike you have. You probably built your own. It'll probably
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fall apart, so you could save fifty five cents on
the thing. Oh please videotape this, please, I'm begging you, please, Corey, Please,
can you line him up with some kind of a
go pro or something. Hey, you know what, I bet
you gov X has a deal on go pros or something.
I was actually on gov x earlier today. And here's
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And since we all know you're gonna have a real
hard time getting to what one hundred and seventy one
is that, I don't know. I didn't fifty five miles
a day, that's right, right, No, that's not even close
to being right at all. Eighty five miles a day.
Shut up. Anyway, you need a rechargeable headlamp. And if
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But you're gonna need that in a butt pad. So
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maybe those are on gove x two. I don't know
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You're gonna need a lot, Chris one hundred and seven.
What a chump? What a sucker? Jesse. Every now and
again I'll stumble upon a Sydney Potier film, and I've
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always seen his roles as a man of decent morals
and upstanding character. Yet in some circles he's seen as
an Uncle Tom. I think the roles he plays helped
smooth over racial divides of the time without shoving d
eye crap down everyone's throats. Okay, what look, I I'll
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just say this. I don't know anything about the black
experience or any of that Uncle Tom stuff, but I
only know what I've seen in my life. And here
is what I know. This actually crosses racial lines big time.
If you get around people who are having a hard
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time at it, a poor neighborhood, a poor family, a
poor area. The guy who makes it, breaks out makes it.
He is not always well received in his hometown. What's
that verse in the Bible about a prophet's hated in
his own town. The guy who breaks out and makes it.
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And I have seen this personally in my family life,
not with me, not with me, but in my family life.
I've seen this up close and personal. I won't get
into details. From blue collar, hard scrabble, barely making it
and then boom, someone just makes it for whatever reason, genius, luck, whatever,
he is almost always trashed by the people who are
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still stuck there and jealous.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I don't know whether this applies to Sydney Potier or
what exactly you're or that specific instance, but it transcends
racial lines. The old lobster in a bucket mentality where
one's almost climbing out and the others grab him. Is
it crabs in a bucket, Chris, I'm sure lobsters do
the same thing. Whatever, you can't even eat him, Chris. Hey,
Shaqui O'Neil's business partner, do you endorse McDonald's chicken Big Mac?
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What's your go to at McDonald's And are you a
big Mac guy? And do you have to cut it
in half so your small hands can hold it? You
know that's not nice. No, I do not endorse the
chicken Big mac in any. No, absolutely, I'm out on that.
Two yes, I do. My go to order at McDonald's.
I get a big mac with extra cheese. There's no
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excuse to have one slice of cheese when you have
two patties, three slices of bread, all that lettuce that's everywhere.
There needs to be two slices of cheese in there,
not just for the flavor to bind everything together. But
good old fashioned double cheeseburgers from mcd's are as good
as anything that. And then we have McDonald's breakfast. They
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used to have those sausage burritos on something that was
called the Dollar Menu. Remember the Dollar Menu. The Dollar
Menu was amazing. You could roll into mcde's for three
bucks and get two burritos and an orange juice and
just comala those things down on the road. It was amazing.
Senor Sombrero and boin us dis to you. Your show
helped me heal from heart surgery last week. Thank you
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for that, and you settle a debate for me. My
argument is Arby's is the best fast food you could get. Boy,
that's tough. That's real tough. I don't know if I'll
go best fast food you can get. But every about
once a year, I try to not eat as much
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fast food anymore. I try to stay away from fast food.
About once a year, the wife and I will feel
like grunging it out, and she never eats that crap.
But about once a year, one of us will perk
up and say, Hey, feeling kind of fat and lazy today,
how about Arby's, And the second one of us suggests it,
the other one will automatically say, oh, my gosh, yes,
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why don't we do this more? And delivers every time. Oh,
and I'll give you another little tidbit from the menu
whisper something. And you may not know. Most people don't
know the cherry turnover at Arby's if you don't count
Subways cookies. And I don't really count Subway as fast
food because it's more high end sandwiches. The cherry turnover
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at Arby's is the best fast food dessert there is, Chris,
you've never even had one. Why are you making that face?
You don't like cherries? Did I say eat cherries? Chris?
It's a cherry turnover. We all know it's Arby's. It's
probably nuclear chemicals in there. There's probably not even half
a percentage point of actual cherries in there. Chris, what
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is wrong? I don't like cherries. Gosh, what a nerd
ask Doctor Jesse question for Friday? Can you explain the
electoral college, why it's good or bad, how it works,
who it is. Okay, I did not mean to get
to this question at the very end of the show,
So I'll make this as rapid as humanly possible. Highly
recommend you dig into it yourselves. But okay, you know
every state, every state gets two senators, right, every state
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gets so many congressmen. How many congressmen. It's dependent on
what the census says about how many people are in
your state. All right, shut up, Chris, I know we're
up against the clock. If you keep interrupting, it makes
this take longer anyway, So you take your two senators
and however many congressmen your state has. Add that number together.
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So if your state has two senators and ten congressmen,
that makes what twelve? No big deal with the community college.
That's how many electoral college points. Essentially, is how I'm
gonna put it for now. Your state gets in the
presidential election. Does that make sense? Look, I could go
into a lot more detail, but we're up against the
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clock and I'm irresponsible. So there. I hope that explained
it now. I'm not even going to tell you to
put your phone down. Go politic this weekend, make phone calls,
knock on doors, get out the vote, all gas, no brakes,
see you Monday. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. On
an amazing Friday. We're gonna dig into Vance Rogan. Someone
wants to know how to run for office. Someone has
a question about Sidney Pottier. I just wanted to say
(00:31):
the names. It makes me sound extremely fancy. Someone wants
to know about Marine General John Kelly how he lost
his way. We'll get back to the calls in a bit.
Oh that and so much more coming up this hour
on the world famous Jesse Kelly. So that Jay Steele.
This guy says, and the subject is aggressive female drivers.
Curious about your opinion of the on the rise of
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very aggressive female drivers. I was driving home from the
gym this morning on a curvy road back to my
house when this young lady started tailgating me about two
feet behind the bumper on my truck. Naturally, I slowed
down to about ten miles an hour and stuck my
head out the window to voice my displeasure at her rudeness.
She continued to tailgate me all the way to my
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turn off, while honking and giving me several hand gestures.
I bet I know what those hand gestures were too.
It seems like this sort of thing is becoming more
and more common, that women are the culprit of these
more than men. My theory is the whole girl boss things,
so on and so forth. And this is from a
guy named Chris. Don't worry. There were no misspellings, so
it is not you wish producer Chris in the email.
(01:38):
Now back to the email, buddy, you completely misinterpreted the
whole thing. She wasn't being aggressive when she started tailgating you.
She was putting on her makeup, okay, And the reason
she didn't back off is as soon as her makeup
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was applied, she was putting up a selfie on Instagram
while she drove. You say she was making hand gestures
at you. She was drying off the nails she painted
while she was driving down the road. This is simply
a misinterpretation. Don't sit there and indict women for the
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whole thing, Uncle Kunko and Colorado.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Go hey, Jeffy, So I want your opinion on the
rank and everybody's saying, oh, we can't blame the rank
and files for the corruption when we all know pooper
rolls downhill and it's the corrupt uppy folks that hire them.
Some me your opinion on that. Also, if you would
(02:47):
want to do history on Hoover and the founding of
the FBI and just how corrupt it was in its implementation,
that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know, I actually really like that. Chris, remind me
of that. We are going to do a history on Hoover,
Jaeger Hoover, the founding of the FBI and how that stuff. Again,
I am going to do that as a matter of fact,
I'm not saying next week, probably not because of the election,
but soon before the end of the year. I'm going
to try to get that done. Okay, So we're going
to do a Jaegar Hoover. I'd like that idea a lot. Two.
(03:18):
This is something that people on the right say that
makes me want to throw myself off a bridge every
single time I hear it. It's not the rank and file,
it's just the leadership. Yep. That is with all due respect,
I understand the references way overused these days courtesy of Democrats.
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That is the exact same argument that the Nazi campguards
used at the Nuremberg trials as they oversaw the death
of about six million Jews. Virtually every single one of
them said, I was just following orders. I was just
a rank and file guy. It's not my fault. I
was just a rank and file guy. If you're listening
(04:00):
to this and you are an FBI agent and you
spend your time kicking in the door of pro lifers
because the evil communists and the government who loved to
murder babies got angry about the overturning of Roe versus Wade,
and they sent you after pro lifers. I don't care
that you were following orders. I don't care but about
my pension. I don't care about any of these things.
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You are an evil piece of trash scumbag. I don't
care whether or not you gave the orders or not.
I am tired of people using that excuse all the time.
Buck up, Buttercup. What they're doing is evil and wrong.
And you know, we have these brave guys like Steve
Friend who gave up. There. You realize Steve Friend, he
was a special agent. He was a super stud. We're
(04:45):
talking fast track to a career and retirement, and gave
it all up because he would not do these things anymore.
He was on child pornography cases tracking down the biggest
pieces of trash in this country. And they pulled him
off to go hunt down peaceful mimas from January sixth,
and that was about all he could take. And he said,
you know what, I'm out, He's got the guts. What's
(05:08):
your excuse? Sorry? I got myself fired up. This voicemae oracle.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Whatever happened to all the chatter about your midlife crisis car?
What kind is it? Does it have a tiny steering
wheel for your mini mittens? Let the bar eat.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You know what? You don't deserve the bar. I do
not have small hands. And I guess now I should
probably go ahead and tell everybody that I traded in
my midlife crisis car and I got another one.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Jesse. I'm just curious going into this election weekend. Maybe
you can kind of retell that story. It was about
a year ago. If your child needed a surgery and
you wanted the best surgeon in the world. I thought
that might be pretty relevant. Also, how did you get
into a mortar unit with such small hands?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
You know, voicemails were a mistake, Chris, I don't know that.
We didn't want to keep doing these anymore. These were
a terrible, terrible mistake all right back to the In
case you're just just now joining the show or a
brand new listener, what he's referencing is when I was
going off about all this obsession with dei stuff that
people have today, we have to oh, we need we need,
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we need more women. We don't have enough gaye, we
don't have enough minorities. Do we have enough Pacific Islanders?
Do we have enough? That it's all completely ridiculous, because
when the rubber meets the road, you find out what really, really,
really matters. And the example I always used was if
you pick the person in your life who you love
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the most, maybe it's your husband or your wife, or
your child or something like that. And they needed brain
surgery and it was going to be a brain surgery
that it was almost impossible. They told you it was
going to be an almost impossible brain surgery. Their chances
of survival are very, very slim, And you got to
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interview the doctors who would be doing the brain surgery.
The last thing in the world that would ever matter
to you at all would be the skin color, the religion,
the sex of the doctor. You would not care in
a million years, save my baby, save my wife, save
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my husband, whoever it is. I don't care. Only merit matters. Well,
if that's how we operate when it's someone close to us,
shouldn't that be how we operate everything in society, every
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single thing. The most overrated thing in the world. You know,
we rail against equity now because equity is a dirty
communist rule. The most overrated thing in the world, and
something that doesn't even exist is also equality. We're not equal.
I'm not equal to you, You're not equal to me.
No one's equal to the guy on the side. No
one's equal to each other because God made us all different,
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with different skill sets and things. Equality completely overrated. I
believe in discrimination. I am anti equality, and I am
pro discrimination. I discriminate. When we were hiring, you know,
we just we lost producer Michael a while ago. We
went on to do other career things and we were
on a search for a producer. Me and Chris were
(08:37):
on a search for a producer. There were no gender requirements,
there were no race requirements, there were no religious requirements.
Did not care because we care about the show. The
only thing that mattered was finding the best person. We
could find. Now, we couldn't find that guy, so we
ended up getting stuck with Corey. But you understand what
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I mean. We wanted to find the best person we
could find. Sometimes that doesn't work out, in which case
you settle for Corey. You understand what I'm discussing here,
But honestly, in an entire society, every bit of it
your tea ball team. I don't care what it is. Equality,
Bring me the best. Don't care about anything else, Bring
me the best, all right? Eight seven seven three seven
(09:22):
seven four three seven three. Lady wants to get involved
in running for office and many other things. Hang on.
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday,
and ask doctor Jesse Friday, and we are going to
(09:44):
keep churning through these questions and everything else. Remember you
can email the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Hi, Jesse,
my mom, and I love your show. I'm currently watching
jd Vance on Joe Rogan and I was inspired to
ask this question, and I felt like you'd be the
best source to ask. Is it possible for a quote
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nobody to become a congressman. For context, I'm a thirty
four year old, single, divorced mom in California, working on
a bachelor's in education and lower than low income. I
want to be a teacher to reverse the indoctrination of
the next generation. And literally, I know she did that
on purpose come back communism, but I often consider public office.
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Do you have any advice? Is this a hopeless endeavor
in California? Thank you for your time. Okay, first of all,
this is going to sound like I'm being nice, but
I think anybody who listens to the show, she said
she listens regularly with her mom, knows that I'm the
furthest thing in the world from being nice. I'm not
being nice to you. I'm being direct with you. Don't
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ever refer to yourself to me as a nobody again.
I'm just I'm a nobody. I'm a this or that.
If you ever got to know the weapons grade losers
and idiots we have in office right now, you would
never talk down about yourself like that. Again. The biggest morons,
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the biggest evil jerks I've ever met in my life
are the people who are currently in office. You're not
just a single divorced mom. You're a patriot who cares
about your country. There are many, many, many people, men
and women who share your story, share your life experiences,
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and share your enthusiasm. You are not a nobody at all.
Don't ever say that to me again. The people who
are in there, those are the nobody's, the normal people,
everyone listening right now. Whoever you have, whoever you are,
whatever you happen to be doing in your life, you're
exactly what we need. If you love your country and
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want what's best for your country, you're not a nobody
at all. As far as is it hopeless in California,
California has more Republicans than any other state in the
Union state wide. Now look, look, I'd be honest with
you if you told me, Jesse, I want to run
for governor in California. Don't bother. It's a blue state.
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It's gonna be blue for the foreseeable future. I'm not
blowing sunshine up. I can't say that. I'm not saying
anything else. But there are all kinds of red blood
red areas in California. If you are in one of
those areas, if you're in a red or reddish congressional
district and you want to run, go run, But Jesse,
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what if I lose? What if you lose? I lost twice?
I was a nobody. I was not politically involved. I'd
gotten out of the Marines, I was back to work
at construction, and I was going to community college. When
I decided to run. I'd never so much as sniffed
at a run at city bouncer or something. I don't
even think I was a registered Republican when I first
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started running, because I got so mad at the Republicans.
I think I went independant or something like that. For
a while. I wasn't politically involved at all. You would
have called me a nobody. I almost won us four
thousand votes away from winning. But what if you don't.
You say you don't have any money. What if you
don't end up getting the fundraising you need? What if
you don't, What did you lose? Running for office and
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losing is one of the most informative, valuable experiences of
my life. If for no other reason you say you're
a single mother. My sons know now. They were too
young to see then, but they know now Dad cared
enough to get involved. Dad cared enough to get off
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the couch and get freaking involved. Go throw yourself into it.
You might just be good at it. And I can't
give out her name. She didn't say I could remember.
I'm never going to read your name unless you tell
me I can. She has one of those hot chick names.
What Chris, Listen, it's important. She's probably a looker too.
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That only helps everything helps, Go for it, Get out there.
You're not a nobody freaking matter a lot, Debbie Harrisburg go.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
The investigation that James Comber and Jim Jordan were doing
with the Biden crime family has seemed to go dark.
Do you think that might have been part of the
Biden deal for him to step aside? And with regards
to Kamala, she loves her gummies.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, first of all, pause Debbie before we move on.
I'm not even gonna hang up on you yet. Did
everyone hear Debbie? Just now? I just want to say,
that's exactly how phone calls are done. I think Debbie's
been on the line for an hour and a half.
I said, Debbie, go, and it was boom right into
her point. I wish I could clone you, Debbie. I
wish I could clone you that was freaking magnificent. Two gummies.
(14:58):
When you say Harris is in means, I'm assuming you're
talking about weed there. I guess it could be a maybe.
She does sound like a complete more on half the
time in three.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Look, Jim Jordan's a good guy, and you know how
much I'm willing to crush people in Congress, more than
happy to crush Republicans. In fact, it's one of my
favorite things to do in the world, smashing weak Republicans.
Jim Jordan. He is the very, very very rare case
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of a Republican who rises into a high up leadership
position position position he's Chairman of the Judiciary Committee. Chris.
That's actually harder to think than you say, chairman of
the Judiciary Committee. It's harder to anyway, he rose to
that position without completely selling out his soul. Now, is
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he perfect? Of course, he's not freaking perfect, not perfect
at all. But for a guy in leadership, he's pretty
freaking good. Would Jim Jordan sell us out on behalf
of Joe Biden, I'd be surprised. I'm not saying it's impossible,
anything is possible. Not saying it's impossible, but I'd be
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extremely surprised. All Right, all right, Jesse, is it possible
that a marine officer reaches four stars? How's it possible
that a marine officer reaches four stars and could become
as evil and not caring about his son being killed
in combat? Okay, so this is it's a little messed
up email wise, but he's talking about General John Kelly,
(16:39):
and clearly this guy's a marine and he wants to
know how in the world could you lose your son
in combat and be a four star general and be
such an unbelievable disgrace. How could John Kelly disgrace himself
the way he is? And well, there's an answer to this,
and I'm gonna give it, and it may not feel good. Next,
(17:04):
get the Cure for Rhinos weekdays with the Jesse Kelly Show.
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we are getting to all
these questions here as many as we possibly can tonight.
So I want to discuss John Kelly, Marine General John Kelly,
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that traitorous piece of trash who just obviously came out
and told a ballface lie about Hey, Trump loved Hitler
and always talk about Hitler and things like that, trying
to give Democrats a talking point. And the guy writes
an email and says, how in the world could a
marine officer he lost his son in combat? How could
this happen to a marine and a marine who lost
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his son. How could a guy like that turn into
such a traitorous piece of trash. So I'll tell you
a little story. This is a friend of mine. I'm
not going to name him, but he's a friend of
mine who had a lot of success in his career
and it was actually a media career. He's a media guy.
(18:10):
You would know his name, even though maybe you haven't
thought of him in a while. He had a lot
of success in immediate career and then ended up with
a drinking problem, had a real fall from grace. Okay,
had a real, real fall from grace. But during the
height of his media career, he was whined and dined.
(18:31):
And I'll put it to you this way. Do you
know people spend a fortune think of you know what, Tucker.
I'm not surely not going to say this specifically about
Tucker because I don't know this for a fact, but
someone of that clout, someone in the media world of
that clout. You want to hear all crazy that can get.
People will pay fifty thousand dollars to have dinner with him.
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Now again, I don't know that that's happened to Tucker,
but that's how we crazy that world can get. Look,
I'll make it about me. I had This is not
here or there, but I had a billionaire offer me
one time. He offered to put me on a private
jet and fly me from here to New Mexico to
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have dinner with him. I didn't I didn't ask about
money or anything. I just said, no, that's not my thing.
But isn't that insane? Who am I? What difference? But
that's the kind of that's the kind of whining and
dining and pampering you get once people think you're famous. Okay,
So this friend of mine, when he was at his peak,
that's the life he lived. It was first class, it
was steaks, five star hotels. He flew on private jets,
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and when he went to events, these huge events, whatever
they were, whether it was sea pack or something like that,
it was always VIP badges. Here's your special entrance. You
don't wait in line. That's how he lived his life,
and then he had his terrible fall from grace and
he ended up get his life back together, which is wonderful.
I love that, proud of him. But even though his
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life got back together, he never became a star again.
It never happened again. And he attended this huge conservative
event one time, one he had been to a million
times when he was a star and his name was
on the billboards and everything else. Only he attended this event.
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They did give him a free ticket, but it wasn't
even a good one. He found himself sitting where you
or I would sit, just sitting in the crowd. And
he said, Jesse, I know there's nothing wrong with sitting
in the crowd, but I'll be honest with you. If
I'm just being honest, we were just having it was
(20:46):
a private moment. He said, I was so offended that
I went from backstage, VIP green room to now I'm
just sitting in the crowd. It was such a fall
from a fall of status. I guess I should put
it that way for him, that it was hard for
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him to take. Now let's talk about John Kelly. Let's
talk about a general, a flag officer. I've never lived
in that world that flag officer world. But I've been
close enough to it to know. You live your life
in the military, and yes, you work hard, and you
maybe even risk your life, especially when you're of lower rank.
(21:27):
Our generals don't generally do that anymore. But when you're
of lower rank, you risk your life, and it's hard,
and it's time away from your family and things like that.
But as you begin to rise and you start to
become full bird colonel, brigadier general, major general, you start
to get some stars on your uniform. You have a
staff of twenty at your beck and call you're housing
(21:51):
on base. It's the nicest house on base. They manicure
your lawn for you. You want to take the wife
out to dinner. Maybe you feel like having a couple
extra cocktails that night. Oh, you just call up some
lackey of yours and he'll pull up in your staff
vehicle and drive you to and fro. Hey, I'm hungry,
Go get me a bagel, That's what Chris would say.
(22:11):
And you're lacky, You'll go get you a bagel, Go
pick up my dry cleaning. You as a general begin
to live the life of this really really important CEO rule.
Almost royalty cars and private planes, and hey, general, they
want you in San Francisco. They've sent the government lier
jet for you. And that's how you live your life.
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And then you retire. When you retire, all that goes away.
And it's not that you're poor by any means. If
you retire as a general, you'll probably make huge money.
Which I'm quarter maen a year. That's a guess. I'm real,
real close to quarter maeniar, big boy money. Quarter million
(22:54):
a year. So don't be wrong. You're not in the poorhouse.
But staff is gone. Private jet wow, go If you
want to take the wife out and have a couple
extra drinks, well he's got to do what you and
I do. I've just took an uber from the airport.
That's the same thing you have to do. You want
to go, you want to go out and have too
much to drink, you gotta take an uber. General's back
(23:16):
in an uber now picture, Let's say he was a
general for ten fifteen years with the staff and the
manicured lawns and the private jets. Picture retiring in Boca
two hundred and fifty a year. It's great money, don't
get me wrong. But you're not even on the beach
for two hundred and fifty thousand a year. You're a
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couple of miles off the beach in a fifteen hundred
square foot condo, and you and your wife walked down
to the local bar and grill, and no one knows
or cares that you used to be in the military.
You ate some yummy clams last night. Doesn't sound bad.
But the status change, especially for men, is just too
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much to take. Lots of times, especially for a general.
I'm proud. Look at my medals, look at my ribbons,
Look what I've done. I'm John Kelly. Now nobody cares.
And then there's a knock at your door and someone's
there with an offer for you. You see, hey, General,
you serve this country. Well, you want that staff back. Hey,
(24:25):
you know what, why don't you come up to Washington,
d C. I've got my private jets standing by. We'll
discuss the million or two million a year opportunity we
have for you to work at Boeing, And of course
you'll do some lobbying work, of course, and somebody, when
you're in the private sector, presents to you the life
you've always lived. Can you say no? If you say yes, Well,
(24:52):
there's there's a cost to that. You say yes, sure,
you're gonna get the jet back, and you're not more
you want to miles off the beach anymore. In Boco.
You're right down there with your feet in the sand.
But they're gonna want you to lie about Donald Trump
and say he loved Hitler. That's part of the cost
of your system membership card. And no matter what you've
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done previously in your life, you lost your son, you
served with honor, at some point, you served with honor
all these things. At some point in time you decided
that life, the good life, that's the only white life
you want to live. And if you gotta tell a
couple of little white lies about Donald Trump praising Adolf Hitler, well,
(25:37):
have you ever flown on a private jet? Totally worth it?
I'm sorry, but general sell out. Almost all of them do.
It's rare to find a flag officer who doesn't, because
once you taste a good life, the life of being
a general, it's hard to go back and sit with
the peasants after that. I know that sucks here, but
(26:01):
as soon as somebody starts getting stars on his shoulders,
you should probably stop considering him whatever he used to be.
You know, Mark Milly was a warrior at one point
in time too. Now he's a tubby piece of trash.
There you go, all right, We'll get into as many
of these emails as I possibly can, speaking of veterans
(26:22):
who served honorably. You know CEOs veteran CEO, the CEO
of Pure Talk, CEO's veterans, the CEO of Pure Talk
walk the jungles of Vietnam. As you know that. You
obviously know, if you listen at all, how much respect
I have for the guys who fought over there in
that jungle. CEO of Pure Talk was MAC V SOG
(26:46):
and Vietnam, all the causes pure Talk could take up,
and Pure Talk decided they were going to take up
the cause of veterans getting them the healthcare they need,
the help they need. That's the same le phone company
I support. What one do you support? You want to
switch from AT and T or T Mobile, save a
bunch of money, support a company like that. Pick up
(27:10):
that cell phone dial pound two five zero and say
Jesse Kelly pound two five zero, Say Jesse Kelly, We'll
be back. Feeling a little stocky, follow like and subscribe
on social at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on
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a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, I'm sorry that
I realized everyone's going to catch this midstream. But Chris,
you can't drop a bomb like that on me right
when we're coming back from a break. Why are you
going to ride a bicycle for one hundred and seventy miles?
What is this over the course of two days? You
(27:55):
say a friend wanted to do it. Is there a
better explanation than that. My friends want to do a
lot of things. Hey, there's this isn't for charity or
anything like that. Do you have any idea what your
butt is gonna feel like after two days on the
(28:17):
road on a bicycle? Do you have any idea you're
gonna feel like you partied with Pete Booda jedge that night.
Two days? What is wrong with you? And now you
have to be the annoying cyclist guy? I could totally
see you riding right down the middle of the road too.
And God only knows what kind of cheap, garbage street
bike you have. You probably built your own. It'll probably
(28:37):
fall apart, so you could save fifty five cents on
the thing. Oh please videotape this, please, I'm begging you, please, Corey, Please,
can you line him up with some kind of a
go pro or something. Hey, you know what, I bet
you gov X has a deal on go pros or something.
I was actually on gov x earlier today. And here's
something you do need. I got thirty percent off rechargeable headlamps.
(29:04):
And since we all know you're gonna have a real
hard time getting to what one hundred and seventy one
is that, I don't know. I didn't fifty five miles
a day, that's right, right, No, that's not even close
to being right at all. Eighty five miles a day.
Shut up. Anyway, you need a rechargeable headlamp. And if
you're law enforcement current reformer, military current reformer, or a
(29:27):
teacher current reformer, you can get what I got today,
and that's thirty percent off at govx dot com. And
I know this is music to your ears, Chris. With
the promo code Jesse fifteen bucks off, your first purchase
is fifteen free dollars. Chris, you're gonna need that headlamp.
But you're gonna need that in a butt pad. So
(29:48):
maybe those are on gove x two. I don't know
govx dot com promo code. Jesse, rechargeable headlamps possible butt pads.
You're gonna need a lot, Chris one hundred and seven.
What a chump? What a sucker? Jesse. Every now and
again I'll stumble upon a Sydney Potier film, and I've
(30:09):
always seen his roles as a man of decent morals
and upstanding character. Yet in some circles he's seen as
an Uncle Tom. I think the roles he plays helped
smooth over racial divides of the time without shoving d
eye crap down everyone's throats. Okay, what look, I I'll
(30:30):
just say this. I don't know anything about the black
experience or any of that Uncle Tom stuff, but I
only know what I've seen in my life. And here
is what I know. This actually crosses racial lines big time.
If you get around people who are having a hard
(30:51):
time at it, a poor neighborhood, a poor family, a
poor area. The guy who makes it, breaks out makes it.
He is not always well received in his hometown. What's
that verse in the Bible about a prophet's hated in
his own town. The guy who breaks out and makes it.
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And I have seen this personally in my family life,
not with me, not with me, but in my family life.
I've seen this up close and personal. I won't get
into details. From blue collar, hard scrabble, barely making it
and then boom, someone just makes it for whatever reason, genius, luck, whatever,
he is almost always trashed by the people who are
(31:37):
still stuck there and jealous.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
I don't know whether this applies to Sydney Potier or
what exactly you're or that specific instance, but it transcends
racial lines. The old lobster in a bucket mentality where
one's almost climbing out and the others grab him. Is
it crabs in a bucket, Chris, I'm sure lobsters do
the same thing. Whatever, you can't even eat him, Chris. Hey,
Shaqui O'Neil's business partner, do you endorse McDonald's chicken Big Mac?
(32:05):
What's your go to at McDonald's And are you a
big Mac guy? And do you have to cut it
in half so your small hands can hold it? You
know that's not nice. No, I do not endorse the
chicken Big mac in any. No, absolutely, I'm out on that.
Two yes, I do. My go to order at McDonald's.
I get a big mac with extra cheese. There's no
(32:27):
excuse to have one slice of cheese when you have
two patties, three slices of bread, all that lettuce that's everywhere.
There needs to be two slices of cheese in there,
not just for the flavor to bind everything together. But
good old fashioned double cheeseburgers from mcd's are as good
as anything that. And then we have McDonald's breakfast. They
(32:48):
used to have those sausage burritos on something that was
called the Dollar Menu. Remember the Dollar Menu. The Dollar
Menu was amazing. You could roll into mcde's for three
bucks and get two burritos and an orange juice and
just comala those things down on the road. It was amazing.
Senor Sombrero and boin us dis to you. Your show
helped me heal from heart surgery last week. Thank you
(33:09):
for that, and you settle a debate for me. My
argument is Arby's is the best fast food you could get. Boy,
that's tough. That's real tough. I don't know if I'll
go best fast food you can get. But every about
once a year, I try to not eat as much
(33:30):
fast food anymore. I try to stay away from fast food.
About once a year, the wife and I will feel
like grunging it out, and she never eats that crap.
But about once a year, one of us will perk
up and say, Hey, feeling kind of fat and lazy today,
how about Arby's, And the second one of us suggests it,
the other one will automatically say, oh, my gosh, yes,
(33:53):
why don't we do this more? And delivers every time. Oh,
and I'll give you another little tidbit from the menu
whisper something. And you may not know. Most people don't
know the cherry turnover at Arby's if you don't count
Subways cookies. And I don't really count Subway as fast
food because it's more high end sandwiches. The cherry turnover
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at Arby's is the best fast food dessert there is, Chris,
you've never even had one. Why are you making that face?
You don't like cherries? Did I say eat cherries? Chris?
It's a cherry turnover. We all know it's Arby's. It's
probably nuclear chemicals in there. There's probably not even half
a percentage point of actual cherries in there. Chris, what
(34:39):
is wrong? I don't like cherries. Gosh, what a nerd
ask Doctor Jesse question for Friday? Can you explain the
electoral college, why it's good or bad, how it works,
who it is. Okay, I did not mean to get
to this question at the very end of the show,
So I'll make this as rapid as humanly possible. Highly
recommend you dig into it yourselves. But okay, you know
every state, every state gets two senators, right, every state
(35:04):
gets so many congressmen. How many congressmen. It's dependent on
what the census says about how many people are in
your state. All right, shut up, Chris, I know we're
up against the clock. If you keep interrupting, it makes
this take longer anyway, So you take your two senators
and however many congressmen your state has. Add that number together.
(35:29):
So if your state has two senators and ten congressmen,
that makes what twelve? No big deal with the community college.
That's how many electoral college points. Essentially, is how I'm
gonna put it for now. Your state gets in the
presidential election. Does that make sense? Look, I could go
into a lot more detail, but we're up against the
(35:50):
clock and I'm irresponsible. So there. I hope that explained
it now. I'm not even going to tell you to
put your phone down. Go politic this weekend, make phone calls,
knock on doors, get out the vote, all gas, no brakes,
see you Monday. That's all
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Jesse Kelly
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