January 15, 2026 • 35 mins
In a classic Trump negotiation tactic, from troops in Greenland to buying Greenland, Jesse expects us to buy it before Trump leaves office. Why isn't there a criminal database? Leaks get people killed, it's good that they've sent the Venezuela leaker to prison.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a pretty magnificent Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
If I say so myself.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We'll touch on Greenland fraud. We'll make fun of Dome
speaking Spanish. After all, I know a little bit about that.
Some emails and more coming up in the final hour
of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now we just mentioned force projection.
Let's chat about Greenland again. Greenland. Why has Trump been
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talking about Greenland for a long time? What's the deal?
Is he just trolling? What is actually going on? Well,
I want you to do me a favor. Unless you're driving,
you want to do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
This with me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If you're driving, please don't you truckers are just gonna
have to wait till you get home.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I want you to look up Greenland on your little
map on your phone.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Don't lie.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I know your phone's in your hand. It's always in
your hand. Quit playing. Look up Greenland all right?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You see it?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Got Greenland? Okay, Now forget about Greenland itself. I want
you to look north of Greenland, north of Greenland. See that,
see that Arctic ocean? You see that land that's north
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of the Arctic Ocean on that little map that's on
your phone. You know that's Russia, right. See, we forget
that we live in a round globe. Sometimes we do.
The Arctic Ocean a horrible frozen hellscape that you will
never see and I will never see, and you don't
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care about it, and I don't care about It's still
a navigable Chris. See that word. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
you couldn't say that word. A navigable body of water
that is very very important because it's the North Pole.
It's how ships can go to and fro and Greenland,
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as you can see, is uniquely positioned to monitor the situation.
If we have to use a military term. Donald Trump
didn't wake up one day and just decide, hey, it'd
be fun to push around that frozen dump Greenland. Donald
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Trump is aware of this. Russia and China they want Greenland,
They want every spot of land surrounding that Arctic Ocean
you're looking at, because that is a very very important
part global for well, just what we talked about force projection.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Part of the reason we can.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Project force across the globe is we do have a
base here a base, there a place you can drop here.
Russia and China do not have as many as we do.
Donald Trump views Greenland as a race. So Donald Trump
is doing what Donald Trump has done for the entirety
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of his time in public life, not just his time
in politics. Donald Trump is negotiating a deal. And for
some reason, when Donald Trump negotiates deals, people are still
unaware of how he does what he does and why
he does what he does, which is crazy to me,
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because he wrote a freaking book about it. In fact,
I think he wrote multiple books about it. I was
talking about the art of the deal. Donald Trump has
teased multiple times military intervention to take Greenland. He keeps
teasing it and teasing it and teasing it. And then
the next day, after saying well, well, I mean, I'm
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not saying we won't send in the troops. We do
have a lot of bombs, and the Marines like the cold,
the next day he says, Wow, it'd be nice to
just buy it. Could just buy it. Maybe Denmark should
just sell it. Maybe everybody in Greenland could.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Use a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Maybe we could just sell it, or the Marines we
could just take it, or we can just sell it.
This is textbook negotiating tactics. It's not even like it's
some kind of advanced thing. You have to go to
the Wharton School of Business to figure out. It's standard
carrot and stick tactics that people use when they negotiate. Hey,
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I'd love to buy your company for ten million dollars,
or I could just do a hostile takeover and you
get nothing. Or I could buy it for ten dollars,
or bankruptcy in your family or ten million dollars or
you know, bankruptcy is your call. Headline trump push to
buy Greenland could cost the US up to seven hundred
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billion dollars. I don't know what it's going to cost
in the end, but I do know we're going to
buy it. I bet your money right now. I placed
a wager down right now. By the time Donald Trump's
three years are over, the United States of America will
own Greenland, and we will have owned it without a
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shot fired. But that brings me to the point I
was just making about force projection. This is from open
source Intel. Europe as quit making me laugh, Chris. Europe
has decided they're going to stand up for Greenland. We're
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not going to allow this do you know what Europe's
troops troop deployments to Greenland are.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
France.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
France is sending fifteen people, Germany is sending thirteen, Sweden
is sending three, Norway's sending two, Finland is sending two,
the UK is sending one, and Netherlands they're sending one.
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Europe in its entirety, they're sending fewer troops than you
can find in a Marine Corps infantry platoon.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is another headlined.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Veterans aged six d five face a call up and
they're told to prepare for war. That's in the UK
at sixty five. You're lucky if you still have your prostate.
But the UK is so drained of manpower they're now
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telling sixty five year olds to prepare for war. So,
setting aside the hilarity of Europe's force projection for Greenland,
this is what I mean about being able to send troops,
project force and force your will across the globe. When
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you get to a place, as a country where you
can't do that anymore, then your diplomatic opportunities simply shrink.
There's all kinds of great quotes about this. I'm not
going to bother digging any of them up. But with diplomacy,
there always has to be a gun behind it at
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some level, or your diplomacy simply isn't worth everything. Europe's
leaders can bang the drum beats and say.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We're not going to allow America to do this, But
then when.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You send three people from Sweden, what it does is
it lets the world know it, lets us know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What are you going to do about it?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And if I may, I actually think that's kind of
sad about the UK. Not that I want the UK
to be able to oppose us, but I am personally
a fan of the British Empire from back in the day.
I'm glad we were bailed and threw them out of here.
And but don't get me wrong, but I just I
have so much admiration that in the age of Saale,
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the British Empire was able to conquer large parts of
the world. You know, the sun never sets on the
British Empire, all that stuff. They would project force all
across the globe because of the fantast fantastic British Navy,
the way they'd really figured out how to colonize places
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they could project force. At one point in time anywhere,
and apparently those days are just completely gone, completely gone.
I don't understand it. It's hilarious to me. But that's
where we are. That's where we are. Dear crayon eater,
I keep hearing American prisons are overcrowded, requiring judges to
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release criminals. He goes on to point out that that's
a bunch of crap, and of course that's not true
at all. America is that's not why they're turning loose
the criminals. It's not because prisons are overcrowded. We probably
do jail too many people, but we don't jail the
right people for long enough. You get some guy with
a low level drug possession of fence and you throw
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them in prison for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That about.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But then you'll take some guy in a blue area.
He's been assaulting people for the entire twenty five years
on the planet. That's just an animal. You have to
put him in a cage. Now, the animal has to
be put into a cage. That's where animals belong, and
never let him out again because he's proven he can't
live in society. All right, we'll do some more emails
here in a few Medicaid paid out four hundred million
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dollars to dead recipients in just a year. Man, the
quantity of fraud in this country. Gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Next, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday. Remember tomorrow is
ask doctor Jesse Friday. You need to get your questions
emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let's once again check in.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
With the housing CSAR or whatever she's calling herself of
New York City.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
This is her from twenty twenty one. There's more of them.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Than there are of the Blackstones, and so it's just
it's like this challenging dynamic that white middle class homeowners
are a huge problem for preventor justice movement.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
White middle class homeowners are a huge problem for the
renter justice movement. In the end, our communists are no
different than the communists have always been. It's always a
war against the middle class. The poor can be bought
off by the government. The rich can be co opted
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by the government because they can lose everything without government
assistance and government money. But the middle class people who
have enough money to be independent, but not so much
money to be co opted. They are always the enemy
of the Communist It's why Stalin tried to liquidate the
Kulax in Ukraine, all the way up to this lady
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in New York deciding that white middle class homeowners are
the enemy of everything. It's always a war against the
middle class. The middle class represents the true enemy of
the communist Hey, oracle, why is there a sex offender
database and not a database where I can find career
criminals in my area?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You already know the answer to it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I understand your question, but you can't find the career
criminals in your area because career criminals are useful tools
to the Communist.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Revolution period and the story. Jesse. Try as hard as
I can.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
My wife and I have never been able to figure
out what the acronym dome stands for.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Please enlighten us.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's of course, we're talking about Vice President Kamala Harris
and I call her vice President Dome and the acronym
what does it actually stand for? Kamala Harris buys eight
point two million dollars Seaside mansion after warning sea levels
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are rising due to the climate crisis. Remember that she's
not a hypocrite. She never believed in it at all.
Elite communists don't generally believe in communism at all. Sometimes
you'll get one who actually does, but they never believe
what they're selling. They know that street communists, your liberal
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and Pagy are stupid, drug addicted, miserable, broken people, easily
manipulated people with lies, and so they just lie to
them to keep them in a perpetual state of anxiety
and anger and panic. They'll lie to them over and
over and over and over and over again, and once
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your liberal am Pagy is stuck in that cycle of
anger and panic. I was actually talking to Jennifer Galardi
about this yesterday. I have her on my TV show
from time to time. She's super sharp, and she was
a former lib, one of these libs. She'll talk endlessly
about how miserable she always was, always mad, always miserable,
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always mad, always miserable, and she'll tell you everything around
her reinforce that. And actually, I want to speak to
the young ladies right now. Maybe you're a young lady
listening to the show, and maybe maybe you're finding the
Swan song of feminism to be kind of appealing. You're
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a woman, you don't want to be oppressed. You don't
want men to push you around. I understand that. Let
me ask you something. Your friends who are encouraging you
in this route, when you talk to them about it,
when you're done with that conversation, are you smiling? Are
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you happy? Or are you mad? Miserable? You're a college professor.
When she sits up there with her crew cut, she
tells you about how oppressed women are, and you've had
enough of it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You're done with this male driven society, and you walk
out of there. How you feel happy? You know?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
When I hang out with my friends and I go
home tonight, I'm laughing about all the stupid stuff they
do and say I feel good about things.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There's a reason you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They're always always miserable, and they're always trying to keep
you miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You have to be miserable.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you end up happy and content, well, what kind
of a soldier for the revolution are you going to be?
Then you're totally useless to them. Hey, Bronco Jesse or
brother Jesse. I thought we were good buddies, but now
I'm not so sure. I've been a Pure Talk customer
for over a year. I was just informed by Mike
Rowe that active duty military and veterans get twenty percent
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off their plans. I called and sent in my ID
and received my discount. Here's my problem. I hardly know Micro.
I consider you to be one of my best buddies.
Why didn't you tell me about this? Reconsidering our relationship?
And he says, his name is Dave. I've told you
about the veteran discount before. Okay, pick up your phone
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with Pure and dial pound two five zero and say
save now. You don't need Verizon, you don't need AT
and T, you don't need T Bobo. If you're not
a veteran, you're still gonna save a fortune. A fortune.
My bill got cut in half talking twenty bucks a
month for unlimited talking text. If you are a veteran
active duty former, you save even more. Pure Talks CEO
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did two tours with macve sog.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
This dude is as veteran driven, veteran motivated as is
humanly possible.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and
say save now. If you are an army veteran, call
the marine and he'll teach you how to dial pound
two five zero and say save now. What Chris I'm
trying to help our fellow veterans, all right, Sorry for
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caring about the guys who were in the army who
maybe struggle with simple tasks like that. Can you believe
this guy is in Congress. I can't say.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
You go to penk or Palace. Now there is a
new Maharaya, and again the palace has the power of
the dark light. It is dead. Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's crazy. It's crazy to me. Hey, Jesse, I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Little confused about our elected sheriffs. I'm out of the
impression they can protect us from federal overreach. Well they can,
but you need the right one. They can, but you
need the right one. You're not going to get one
of these elected sheriffs in a place like Philadelphia and
get some constitutional warrior who's going to fight for your
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Second Amendment rights. That's just going to be a communist
apparatchick who's always looking for her next six figure gigs somewhere,
and she's always going to be a loyal servant to
the system. I've explained to you several times, if you
were in a blue area, you're fresh out of friends,
You are fresh out of levels of government that are
going to be there for you plan accordingly.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right, we'll do some more of these next.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Feeling a little stocky, follow like and subscribe on social
at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. And remember, if you missed
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Trump said this about the Venezuelan leaker. Remember
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the information on that super super super top secret Venezuelan raid.
It was leaked to the press. It was we thought
it was a rumor at the time, but it was
leaked to the press.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's not good for This has.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Been found and is in jail right now. And that's
the leaker on Venezuela. I have a very bad leaker.
So there could be some others that will let you
know about that. We're out on their trail. But the
leaker has been found.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
On the leakers in jail, and we'll probably be in
jail for a long time.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Speaking of sending a message that's incredibly valuable, we have
so many disloyal, traitorous pieces of trash inside of our
government and around our government that we've just developed this
horribly corrupt system for the longest time, where there's a
there's a pipeline that goes right from import government people
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into communist run media organizations. And it's more than just
the Washington Post publishing a story you don't like. Remember
that those things cost lives. We've talked about this before.
Submarine service in World War II was insanely dangerous. Half
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of our guys died, half of them, half of them.
It was something like ninety percent of the Germans died.
It's just a death trap down there. You don't have
any armor, you're super slow when you're underwater, and we
had we caught a break. Depth charges those are those
explosive things that ships, usually destroyers. They'll go above the
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sub and they'll drop them into the water and they'll
explode at a certain depth. And in a submarine, you're
actually fine if the depth charge explodes above you, because
explosions travel the path of least resistance, which is always
up when you're under the water, because there's more pressure
down right. If it's under you, you're all dead. If
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it's beside you, if it's close enough, you might die.
If it's above you, you're fine. It'll scare you, but
they can explode above you all day long. Well, we
had a congressman tell a newspaper back then that the
Japanese were setting their depth charges too shallow. He said
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that to the newspaper. The newspaper printed it. One of
our admirals, I forget who it was, said that that
quote to the newspaper killed two hundred and sixty eight
navy I think it was two sixty eight. Two hundred
and sixty eight Navy sailors died because of that quote.
It's not just an article in the New York Times
or Washington Posts that you don't like. People die. If
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one of those new news outlets had printed that we
were downtown Caracas, downtown, if they had known the time,
the location, the surprise was ninety percent of it. What
if they had known. What if instead of waking up
one morning in Maduro and sorry, Baduro, Chris, Chris, you
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have to roll the ours instead of instead of them
being in custody on the uss Ewo Jima on the
way back to New York to stand trial, what if
that morning we woke up and we found out we
had fifty dead soldiers and twenty captured in downtown Caracas. Chris,
you roll the R in Caracas too, that way people
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know you're dead. Seriously, American dad wakes up speaking fluent
Spanish after a surgery. Maybe that's what happened to me, Chris, No, listen, listen.
When I was a kid, I was having problems with
my throat and had to go see the doctor and
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it turns out I had tonsil and so on Christmas Eve,
because my parents were just like that, on Christmas Eve,
I had to go to the hospital and I had
to go under the knife. Now it wasn't all bad
because I woke up and the nurses I was young,
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I was sure. I bet I was seventy years older
and I wasn't allowed to play video games as a kid.
The nurses were so lovely to me. They wheeled in
a television beside my bed that had a Nintendo. And
because my parents were gone celebrating Christmas Eve without me,
I was able. What Chris, why did you think I
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was like this? I was able to play a Nintendo
as much as I wanted, I didn't have a Nintendo
and I finally, but anyway, let's not focus on that.
Maybe that's why I'm so fluent in Spanish. Maybe something
happened when I went under what Chris, I'm fluent in
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Mexican too. It's two different dialects. It's two different dialects.
It's probably more than you would understand. I can't I
can't break down all the linguini linguistic stuff for you
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's one two.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Remember I had I've also had an emergency appendectomy. This
happened when I lived when I was working in Washington,
D C.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
For a year.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I had this terrible stomach ache one night, but I
knew it was not normal. It was well beyond a
stomach ache. Remember if you ever were, if you're ever
worried that I'm having an appendicitis.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You'll know. Let me tell you what I knew.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was like my whole, not just like my inside
on my stomach, it was like my whole torso hurt
up to like the skin. It hurt. It was not normal.
This was before bed, so I just decided to go
to bed and sleep it off. In hindsight, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Kind of thing that can get you killed.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But I wake up the next morning and obs in
the bathroom getting ready, and so I did what any
red blooded American would do. And I got on web
md because everything was still hurting, and I looked up
a couple of.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Things and I said, hey, I.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Think I'm having an appendicitis and I have to go anyway,
went to the doctor's office, went to the hospital. They
don't give you any pain meds because they got to
put you into a test. They got to put you
through tests first. I have to go back to the tests.
And said, I come back, and the nurse comes in,
this black lady, she was so freaking cool. She comes
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in and she says, well, I got some good news
and bad news. And I said, okay, Well what's the
bad news? She said, ye have you having an appendicitis
and we're gonna have to do an emergency appen deck
to me and cut it out of you. And I said, well,
what's the good news? And she said, I have a
syringe here full of it was some sort of pain
medication I don't know, and she said I'm about to
give it to you, and you're about to feel so
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much better. And I said, oh, okay, and she said
maybe I should just give you half. And I was
in quite a bit of pain. I said, Lady I'm
two hundred and thirty pounds. Just dumped the whole bad
boy in there, and she said, all right, I'll She
was so sweet, I'll do that for you. I think
she called me sweet pea or something like that, and
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she just plunged that thing in there. I know how
Keith Richards has felt for the entire one hundred and
fifty years now he's been alive. I felt fantastic. Granted,
the recovery was absolutely terrible. It's like a week where
everything hurts. Anyway, maybe that also contributed to me being
able to speak Mexican. That's why I say Maduro, Chris,
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Maduro and Caracas Jesse. I'm starting to question Trump's understanding
of economic theory. Between fifty year mortgages and now talking
about caps on interest rates, He's operating less like a
man and more like a seventeen year old in economics class.
What are we doing? Trump is a populist.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Trump is not.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He has never pretended to be a traditional conservative type,
a super free market guy, if I'm giving him credit,
he has never pretended to be that. Trump is one
of these guys. He believes that as a businessman, he
wants to control this part of this and control this
part of that. That's how he approaches government things, and
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that's how he approaches everything economically. And sometimes that can
work out great and sometimes it can be a complete disaster.
It's not that I'm defending it, but that is what
it is. That's how Trump thinks about things. Anyway, one
more segment, Hang on miss something.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There's a podcast. Get it on demand wherever podcasts are found.
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
But we shall return one more time. I mean one
more time this week, one more time tomorrow. Always ask
doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions in now. It's going
to be a good time. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
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I'm going to be curious what's actually inside the Trump
healthcare plan.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Trump talked about it.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I'm thrilled to announce my plan to lower health care
prices for all Americans and truly make healthcare affordable again.
We're doing things that nobody's ever been able to do.
We're calling it the Great Healthcare Plan. Instead of putting
the needs of big corporations and special interests first. Our
plan finally puts you first and puts more money in
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your pocket. The government is going to pay the money
directly to you. It goes to you, and then you
take the money and buy your own healthcare. Nobody's ever
heard of that before, and that's the way it is.
The big insurance company's lise and the people of our country.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
When I am curious how that's going to work, I'm
not going to start judging something before I actually see
the fine print on it. We're going to give the
money to you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
That could be an entitlement program. Remember remember how much
of the budget Medicare and Medicaid take up healthcare plans
run by the government, funded by the government, and get
out of control quickly. But I also don't think Donald
Trump would start another Medicare.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Let's wait and.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
See, let's take a wait and see approach on such things.
Caroline Levitt said this today about Tim Wallas.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
But I would ask that the governor stops inciting the
harassment and a legal obstruction of law enforcement in his state.
All Ice and federal law enforcement are trying to do
are remove people like this off of the streets of
governor Wallace's city in Minneapolis and of his state in Minnesota.
If you look at some of the individuals in this photo,
these are all illegal alien criminals who came into our
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country under the previous administration. This is some of the
most disturbing crimes you will ever read about. And there's
only a few reporters in this room who will actually
talk about these individuals. This is all Ice is trying
to do. They are trying to remove people like this
from Governor Wallace's state. And so yes, he should pick
up the phone, and he should say that he will
cooperate with this president and with the federal government in
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making Minnesota safer, because that's all President Trump and his
administration want to do.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
But of course Tim Walls probably doesn't have an interest
in doing that. And I say probably that is it.
I say probably is this. I think Tim Walls might
be in significant legal trouble. I think there's a chance
all this Somali fraud stuff continues to get worse and worse.
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Rumor mill as we've talked about, it keeps swirling that
Tim Wallas is going to be implicated, and it's hard
to believe that he wouldn't be implicated when you'd sit
and unpack millions and millions of dollars flowing through the
airports in Minnesota to Somali up millions in suitcases, fake daycarees.
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The breadth, how about that, Chris, that's a great word.
The breadth of fraud is so widespread. There has to
be some connection to Walls's government. Doesn't mean it's going
to be Walls himself, but someone in there is going
to burn. If Walls is truly implicated in this, there's
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a chance it would give him some incentive to work
with Donald Trump. Seeing as how Donald Trump is overseeing
the Justice Department, maybe he would look at that as, hey,
give me a lighter sentenced type think. I'm not saying
that's the case, but if Tim Walls thinks a criminal
probe is coming down the highway for him, maybe we
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could get something out of him.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's Tim Walls. Though.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're not going to get anything out of people like this.
It took me seventeen years to get my citizenship.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I went through a lot, and I'm you know, I
can advocate for myself.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
As you all will attest, we're.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Not going to get anything out of people like this.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
Imagine if that city or that town was suddenly invaded
by thousands of federal agents that do not share the
values that you hold, Dear, I.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Won't get anything out of people like that.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Yes, the ICE is acting as the private police for
the President. They're going and knocking on Americans doors, They're
harassing people in their cars. They have taken over an
entire state. Let's stand up for American freedom, for state's
ability to have federalism in this country. I believe that
the President is really crossing the line.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
And we absolutely, positively we'll not get anything out of
people like this.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
You did go to fank or Palace. Now there is
new Maharaya, and again the palace has the power of
the dark light. It is dead. Please kill my people.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Guys not on our side. We have to accept that.
Speaking of which, dear, big fan of France, I never
said I was a big fan of France, did I never?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I didn't say that, Chris, But what.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Praising their food doesn't count as being a big fan
of France. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you this
pal speaking of their food? Did I bring this up
before the food on air France? Because we had one
of what one of the legs was Air France.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
They have these.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Remember what they called them because it was in French
and I don't know if you know that's a foreign language,
but they they were like these cheese crisps. When I
say cheese crisps, I'm trying to think. I want you
to think about imagine a crape, a crape that was
filled with some sort of I don't want to say
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cream cheese, but like I because like a creamy, delicious cheese.
Hold on, Corey, let me see these things. Yes, yes,
that's them. Crepez have thought of it?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Is that? What it s?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
C r E p e s f o U r
r e e s. That's exactly what I'm talking That's
exactly them. Okay, I'm not gonna smell all that thing again.
Crepez monsieur, They're unreal, unreal. Why are you giving me
(34:54):
that symbol? Is a segment almost over. I meant to
do more. I wanted to do more, but then Corey
brought up the Crepez. And now what the delicious tomorrow is?
Asked doctor Jesse Friday. If you have questions about crepees
for pH a lais or anything else, you can get
your questions emailed in well, have fun.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I promise all right, and don't forget.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
You will go to tank or tellis.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the
Jesse Kelly Show on a pretty magnificent Thursday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
If I say so myself.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We'll touch on Greenland fraud. We'll make fun of Dome
speaking Spanish. After all, I know a little bit about that.
Some emails and more coming up in the final hour
of the Jesse Kelly Show. Now we just mentioned force projection.
Let's chat about Greenland again. Greenland. Why has Trump been
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talking about Greenland for a long time? What's the deal?
Is he just trolling? What is actually going on? Well,
I want you to do me a favor. Unless you're driving,
you want to do.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
This with me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
If you're driving, please don't you truckers are just gonna
have to wait till you get home.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I want you to look up Greenland on your little
map on your phone.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Don't lie.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I know your phone's in your hand. It's always in
your hand. Quit playing. Look up Greenland all right?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You see it?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Got Greenland? Okay, Now forget about Greenland itself. I want
you to look north of Greenland, north of Greenland. See that,
see that Arctic ocean? You see that land that's north
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of the Arctic Ocean on that little map that's on
your phone. You know that's Russia, right. See, we forget
that we live in a round globe. Sometimes we do.
The Arctic Ocean a horrible frozen hellscape that you will
never see and I will never see, and you don't
(01:57):
care about it, and I don't care about It's still
a navigable Chris. See that word. Don't roll your eyes, Chris,
you couldn't say that word. A navigable body of water
that is very very important because it's the North Pole.
It's how ships can go to and fro and Greenland,
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as you can see, is uniquely positioned to monitor the situation.
If we have to use a military term. Donald Trump
didn't wake up one day and just decide, hey, it'd
be fun to push around that frozen dump Greenland. Donald
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Trump is aware of this. Russia and China they want Greenland,
They want every spot of land surrounding that Arctic Ocean
you're looking at, because that is a very very important
part global for well, just what we talked about force projection.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Part of the reason we can.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Project force across the globe is we do have a
base here a base, there a place you can drop here.
Russia and China do not have as many as we do.
Donald Trump views Greenland as a race. So Donald Trump
is doing what Donald Trump has done for the entirety
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of his time in public life, not just his time
in politics. Donald Trump is negotiating a deal. And for
some reason, when Donald Trump negotiates deals, people are still
unaware of how he does what he does and why
he does what he does, which is crazy to me,
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because he wrote a freaking book about it. In fact,
I think he wrote multiple books about it. I was
talking about the art of the deal. Donald Trump has
teased multiple times military intervention to take Greenland. He keeps
teasing it and teasing it and teasing it. And then
the next day, after saying well, well, I mean, I'm
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not saying we won't send in the troops. We do
have a lot of bombs, and the Marines like the cold,
the next day he says, Wow, it'd be nice to
just buy it. Could just buy it. Maybe Denmark should
just sell it. Maybe everybody in Greenland could.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Use a little bit.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Maybe we could just sell it, or the Marines we
could just take it, or we can just sell it.
This is textbook negotiating tactics. It's not even like it's
some kind of advanced thing. You have to go to
the Wharton School of Business to figure out. It's standard
carrot and stick tactics that people use when they negotiate. Hey,
(04:52):
I'd love to buy your company for ten million dollars,
or I could just do a hostile takeover and you
get nothing. Or I could buy it for ten dollars,
or bankruptcy in your family or ten million dollars or
you know, bankruptcy is your call. Headline trump push to
buy Greenland could cost the US up to seven hundred
(05:14):
billion dollars. I don't know what it's going to cost
in the end, but I do know we're going to
buy it. I bet your money right now. I placed
a wager down right now. By the time Donald Trump's
three years are over, the United States of America will
own Greenland, and we will have owned it without a
(05:37):
shot fired. But that brings me to the point I
was just making about force projection. This is from open
source Intel. Europe as quit making me laugh, Chris. Europe
has decided they're going to stand up for Greenland. We're
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not going to allow this do you know what Europe's
troops troop deployments to Greenland are.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
France.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
France is sending fifteen people, Germany is sending thirteen, Sweden
is sending three, Norway's sending two, Finland is sending two,
the UK is sending one, and Netherlands they're sending one.
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Europe in its entirety, they're sending fewer troops than you
can find in a Marine Corps infantry platoon.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
This is another headlined.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Veterans aged six d five face a call up and
they're told to prepare for war. That's in the UK
at sixty five. You're lucky if you still have your prostate.
But the UK is so drained of manpower they're now
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telling sixty five year olds to prepare for war. So,
setting aside the hilarity of Europe's force projection for Greenland,
this is what I mean about being able to send troops,
project force and force your will across the globe. When
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you get to a place, as a country where you
can't do that anymore, then your diplomatic opportunities simply shrink.
There's all kinds of great quotes about this. I'm not
going to bother digging any of them up. But with diplomacy,
there always has to be a gun behind it at
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some level, or your diplomacy simply isn't worth everything. Europe's
leaders can bang the drum beats and say.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We're not going to allow America to do this, But
then when.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
You send three people from Sweden, what it does is
it lets the world know it, lets us know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What are you going to do about it?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
And if I may, I actually think that's kind of
sad about the UK. Not that I want the UK
to be able to oppose us, but I am personally
a fan of the British Empire from back in the day.
I'm glad we were bailed and threw them out of here.
And but don't get me wrong, but I just I
have so much admiration that in the age of Saale,
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the British Empire was able to conquer large parts of
the world. You know, the sun never sets on the
British Empire, all that stuff. They would project force all
across the globe because of the fantast fantastic British Navy,
the way they'd really figured out how to colonize places
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they could project force. At one point in time anywhere,
and apparently those days are just completely gone, completely gone.
I don't understand it. It's hilarious to me. But that's
where we are. That's where we are. Dear crayon eater,
I keep hearing American prisons are overcrowded, requiring judges to
(09:35):
release criminals. He goes on to point out that that's
a bunch of crap, and of course that's not true
at all. America is that's not why they're turning loose
the criminals. It's not because prisons are overcrowded. We probably
do jail too many people, but we don't jail the
right people for long enough. You get some guy with
a low level drug possession of fence and you throw
(09:58):
them in prison for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
That about.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
But then you'll take some guy in a blue area.
He's been assaulting people for the entire twenty five years
on the planet. That's just an animal. You have to
put him in a cage. Now, the animal has to
be put into a cage. That's where animals belong, and
never let him out again because he's proven he can't
live in society. All right, we'll do some more emails
here in a few Medicaid paid out four hundred million
(10:23):
dollars to dead recipients in just a year. Man, the
quantity of fraud in this country. Gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Next, the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Thursday. Remember tomorrow is
ask doctor Jesse Friday. You need to get your questions
emailed in now to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Let's once again check in.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
With the housing CSAR or whatever she's calling herself of
New York City.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
This is her from twenty twenty one. There's more of them.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Than there are of the Blackstones, and so it's just
it's like this challenging dynamic that white middle class homeowners
are a huge problem for preventor justice movement.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
White middle class homeowners are a huge problem for the
renter justice movement. In the end, our communists are no
different than the communists have always been. It's always a
war against the middle class. The poor can be bought
off by the government. The rich can be co opted
(11:32):
by the government because they can lose everything without government
assistance and government money. But the middle class people who
have enough money to be independent, but not so much
money to be co opted. They are always the enemy
of the Communist It's why Stalin tried to liquidate the
Kulax in Ukraine, all the way up to this lady
(11:53):
in New York deciding that white middle class homeowners are
the enemy of everything. It's always a war against the
middle class. The middle class represents the true enemy of
the communist Hey, oracle, why is there a sex offender
database and not a database where I can find career
criminals in my area?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
You already know the answer to it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I understand your question, but you can't find the career
criminals in your area because career criminals are useful tools
to the Communist.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Revolution period and the story. Jesse. Try as hard as
I can.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
My wife and I have never been able to figure
out what the acronym dome stands for.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Please enlighten us.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's of course, we're talking about Vice President Kamala Harris
and I call her vice President Dome and the acronym
what does it actually stand for? Kamala Harris buys eight
point two million dollars Seaside mansion after warning sea levels
(12:54):
are rising due to the climate crisis. Remember that she's
not a hypocrite. She never believed in it at all.
Elite communists don't generally believe in communism at all. Sometimes
you'll get one who actually does, but they never believe
what they're selling. They know that street communists, your liberal
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and Pagy are stupid, drug addicted, miserable, broken people, easily
manipulated people with lies, and so they just lie to
them to keep them in a perpetual state of anxiety
and anger and panic. They'll lie to them over and
over and over and over and over again, and once
(13:37):
your liberal am Pagy is stuck in that cycle of
anger and panic. I was actually talking to Jennifer Galardi
about this yesterday. I have her on my TV show
from time to time. She's super sharp, and she was
a former lib, one of these libs. She'll talk endlessly
about how miserable she always was, always mad, always miserable,
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always mad, always miserable, and she'll tell you everything around
her reinforce that. And actually, I want to speak to
the young ladies right now. Maybe you're a young lady
listening to the show, and maybe maybe you're finding the
Swan song of feminism to be kind of appealing. You're
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a woman, you don't want to be oppressed. You don't
want men to push you around. I understand that. Let
me ask you something. Your friends who are encouraging you
in this route, when you talk to them about it,
when you're done with that conversation, are you smiling? Are
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you happy? Or are you mad? Miserable? You're a college professor.
When she sits up there with her crew cut, she
tells you about how oppressed women are, and you've had
enough of it.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
You're done with this male driven society, and you walk
out of there. How you feel happy? You know?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
When I hang out with my friends and I go
home tonight, I'm laughing about all the stupid stuff they
do and say I feel good about things.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
There's a reason you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
They're always always miserable, and they're always trying to keep
you miserable.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
You have to be miserable.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
If you end up happy and content, well, what kind
of a soldier for the revolution are you going to be?
Then you're totally useless to them. Hey, Bronco Jesse or
brother Jesse. I thought we were good buddies, but now
I'm not so sure. I've been a Pure Talk customer
for over a year. I was just informed by Mike
Rowe that active duty military and veterans get twenty percent
(15:53):
off their plans. I called and sent in my ID
and received my discount. Here's my problem. I hardly know Micro.
I consider you to be one of my best buddies.
Why didn't you tell me about this? Reconsidering our relationship?
And he says, his name is Dave. I've told you
about the veteran discount before. Okay, pick up your phone
(16:16):
with Pure and dial pound two five zero and say
save now. You don't need Verizon, you don't need AT
and T, you don't need T Bobo. If you're not
a veteran, you're still gonna save a fortune. A fortune.
My bill got cut in half talking twenty bucks a
month for unlimited talking text. If you are a veteran
active duty former, you save even more. Pure Talks CEO
(16:43):
did two tours with macve sog.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
This dude is as veteran driven, veteran motivated as is
humanly possible.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Pick up your phone, dial pound two five zero and
say save now. If you are an army veteran, call
the marine and he'll teach you how to dial pound
two five zero and say save now. What Chris I'm
trying to help our fellow veterans, all right, Sorry for
(17:17):
caring about the guys who were in the army who
maybe struggle with simple tasks like that. Can you believe
this guy is in Congress. I can't say.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
You go to penk or Palace. Now there is a
new Maharaya, and again the palace has the power of
the dark light. It is dead. Please kill my people.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's crazy. It's crazy to me. Hey, Jesse, I'm a.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Little confused about our elected sheriffs. I'm out of the
impression they can protect us from federal overreach. Well they can,
but you need the right one. They can, but you
need the right one. You're not going to get one
of these elected sheriffs in a place like Philadelphia and
get some constitutional warrior who's going to fight for your
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Second Amendment rights. That's just going to be a communist
apparatchick who's always looking for her next six figure gigs somewhere,
and she's always going to be a loyal servant to
the system. I've explained to you several times, if you
were in a blue area, you're fresh out of friends,
You are fresh out of levels of government that are
going to be there for you plan accordingly.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
All right, we'll do some more of these next.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Feeling a little stocky, follow like and subscribe on social
at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
on a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. And remember, if you missed
any part of the show, you can download at iHeart,
Spotify iTunes. Trump said this about the Venezuelan leaker. Remember
(18:59):
the information on that super super super top secret Venezuelan raid.
It was leaked to the press. It was we thought
it was a rumor at the time, but it was
leaked to the press.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
That's not good for This has.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Been found and is in jail right now. And that's
the leaker on Venezuela. I have a very bad leaker.
So there could be some others that will let you
know about that. We're out on their trail. But the
leaker has been found.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
On the leakers in jail, and we'll probably be in
jail for a long time.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Speaking of sending a message that's incredibly valuable, we have
so many disloyal, traitorous pieces of trash inside of our
government and around our government that we've just developed this
horribly corrupt system for the longest time, where there's a
there's a pipeline that goes right from import government people
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into communist run media organizations. And it's more than just
the Washington Post publishing a story you don't like. Remember
that those things cost lives. We've talked about this before.
Submarine service in World War II was insanely dangerous. Half
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of our guys died, half of them, half of them.
It was something like ninety percent of the Germans died.
It's just a death trap down there. You don't have
any armor, you're super slow when you're underwater, and we
had we caught a break. Depth charges those are those
explosive things that ships, usually destroyers. They'll go above the
(20:47):
sub and they'll drop them into the water and they'll
explode at a certain depth. And in a submarine, you're
actually fine if the depth charge explodes above you, because
explosions travel the path of least resistance, which is always
up when you're under the water, because there's more pressure
down right. If it's under you, you're all dead. If
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it's beside you, if it's close enough, you might die.
If it's above you, you're fine. It'll scare you, but
they can explode above you all day long. Well, we
had a congressman tell a newspaper back then that the
Japanese were setting their depth charges too shallow. He said
(21:29):
that to the newspaper. The newspaper printed it. One of
our admirals, I forget who it was, said that that
quote to the newspaper killed two hundred and sixty eight
navy I think it was two sixty eight. Two hundred
and sixty eight Navy sailors died because of that quote.
It's not just an article in the New York Times
or Washington Posts that you don't like. People die. If
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one of those new news outlets had printed that we
were downtown Caracas, downtown, if they had known the time,
the location, the surprise was ninety percent of it. What
if they had known. What if instead of waking up
one morning in Maduro and sorry, Baduro, Chris, Chris, you
(22:13):
have to roll the ours instead of instead of them
being in custody on the uss Ewo Jima on the
way back to New York to stand trial, what if
that morning we woke up and we found out we
had fifty dead soldiers and twenty captured in downtown Caracas. Chris,
you roll the R in Caracas too, that way people
(22:35):
know you're dead. Seriously, American dad wakes up speaking fluent
Spanish after a surgery. Maybe that's what happened to me, Chris, No, listen, listen.
When I was a kid, I was having problems with
my throat and had to go see the doctor and
(22:57):
it turns out I had tonsil and so on Christmas Eve,
because my parents were just like that, on Christmas Eve,
I had to go to the hospital and I had
to go under the knife. Now it wasn't all bad
because I woke up and the nurses I was young,
(23:18):
I was sure. I bet I was seventy years older
and I wasn't allowed to play video games as a kid.
The nurses were so lovely to me. They wheeled in
a television beside my bed that had a Nintendo. And
because my parents were gone celebrating Christmas Eve without me,
I was able. What Chris, why did you think I
(23:40):
was like this? I was able to play a Nintendo
as much as I wanted, I didn't have a Nintendo
and I finally, but anyway, let's not focus on that.
Maybe that's why I'm so fluent in Spanish. Maybe something
happened when I went under what Chris, I'm fluent in
(24:03):
Mexican too. It's two different dialects. It's two different dialects.
It's probably more than you would understand. I can't I
can't break down all the linguini linguistic stuff for you
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
That's one two.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Remember I had I've also had an emergency appendectomy. This
happened when I lived when I was working in Washington,
D C.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
For a year.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I had this terrible stomach ache one night, but I
knew it was not normal. It was well beyond a
stomach ache. Remember if you ever were, if you're ever
worried that I'm having an appendicitis.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
You'll know. Let me tell you what I knew.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
It was like my whole, not just like my inside
on my stomach, it was like my whole torso hurt
up to like the skin. It hurt. It was not normal.
This was before bed, so I just decided to go
to bed and sleep it off. In hindsight, that's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Kind of thing that can get you killed.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
But I wake up the next morning and obs in
the bathroom getting ready, and so I did what any
red blooded American would do. And I got on web
md because everything was still hurting, and I looked up
a couple of.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Things and I said, hey, I.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Think I'm having an appendicitis and I have to go anyway,
went to the doctor's office, went to the hospital. They
don't give you any pain meds because they got to
put you into a test. They got to put you
through tests first. I have to go back to the tests.
And said, I come back, and the nurse comes in,
this black lady, she was so freaking cool. She comes
(25:35):
in and she says, well, I got some good news
and bad news. And I said, okay, Well what's the
bad news? She said, ye have you having an appendicitis
and we're gonna have to do an emergency appen deck
to me and cut it out of you. And I said, well,
what's the good news? And she said, I have a
syringe here full of it was some sort of pain
medication I don't know, and she said I'm about to
give it to you, and you're about to feel so
(25:57):
much better. And I said, oh, okay, and she said
maybe I should just give you half. And I was
in quite a bit of pain. I said, Lady I'm
two hundred and thirty pounds. Just dumped the whole bad
boy in there, and she said, all right, I'll She
was so sweet, I'll do that for you. I think
she called me sweet pea or something like that, and
(26:18):
she just plunged that thing in there. I know how
Keith Richards has felt for the entire one hundred and
fifty years now he's been alive. I felt fantastic. Granted,
the recovery was absolutely terrible. It's like a week where
everything hurts. Anyway, maybe that also contributed to me being
able to speak Mexican. That's why I say Maduro, Chris,
(26:43):
Maduro and Caracas Jesse. I'm starting to question Trump's understanding
of economic theory. Between fifty year mortgages and now talking
about caps on interest rates, He's operating less like a
man and more like a seventeen year old in economics class.
What are we doing? Trump is a populist.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Trump is not.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
He has never pretended to be a traditional conservative type,
a super free market guy, if I'm giving him credit,
he has never pretended to be that. Trump is one
of these guys. He believes that as a businessman, he
wants to control this part of this and control this
part of that. That's how he approaches government things, and
(27:26):
that's how he approaches everything economically. And sometimes that can
work out great and sometimes it can be a complete disaster.
It's not that I'm defending it, but that is what
it is. That's how Trump thinks about things. Anyway, one
more segment, Hang on miss something.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
There's a podcast. Get it on demand wherever podcasts are found.
The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
But we shall return one more time. I mean one
more time this week, one more time tomorrow. Always ask
doctor Jesse Friday. Get your questions in now. It's going
to be a good time. Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
(28:14):
I'm going to be curious what's actually inside the Trump
healthcare plan.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Trump talked about it.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
I'm thrilled to announce my plan to lower health care
prices for all Americans and truly make healthcare affordable again.
We're doing things that nobody's ever been able to do.
We're calling it the Great Healthcare Plan. Instead of putting
the needs of big corporations and special interests first. Our
plan finally puts you first and puts more money in
(28:45):
your pocket. The government is going to pay the money
directly to you. It goes to you, and then you
take the money and buy your own healthcare. Nobody's ever
heard of that before, and that's the way it is.
The big insurance company's lise and the people of our country.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
When I am curious how that's going to work, I'm
not going to start judging something before I actually see
the fine print on it. We're going to give the
money to you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
That could be an entitlement program. Remember remember how much
of the budget Medicare and Medicaid take up healthcare plans
run by the government, funded by the government, and get
out of control quickly. But I also don't think Donald
Trump would start another Medicare.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Let's wait and.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
See, let's take a wait and see approach on such things.
Caroline Levitt said this today about Tim Wallas.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
But I would ask that the governor stops inciting the
harassment and a legal obstruction of law enforcement in his state.
All Ice and federal law enforcement are trying to do
are remove people like this off of the streets of
governor Wallace's city in Minneapolis and of his state in Minnesota.
If you look at some of the individuals in this photo,
these are all illegal alien criminals who came into our
(30:12):
country under the previous administration. This is some of the
most disturbing crimes you will ever read about. And there's
only a few reporters in this room who will actually
talk about these individuals. This is all Ice is trying
to do. They are trying to remove people like this
from Governor Wallace's state. And so yes, he should pick
up the phone, and he should say that he will
cooperate with this president and with the federal government in
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making Minnesota safer, because that's all President Trump and his
administration want to do.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
But of course Tim Walls probably doesn't have an interest
in doing that. And I say probably that is it.
I say probably is this. I think Tim Walls might
be in significant legal trouble. I think there's a chance
all this Somali fraud stuff continues to get worse and worse.
(31:00):
Rumor mill as we've talked about, it keeps swirling that
Tim Wallas is going to be implicated, and it's hard
to believe that he wouldn't be implicated when you'd sit
and unpack millions and millions of dollars flowing through the
airports in Minnesota to Somali up millions in suitcases, fake daycarees.
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The breadth, how about that, Chris, that's a great word.
The breadth of fraud is so widespread. There has to
be some connection to Walls's government. Doesn't mean it's going
to be Walls himself, but someone in there is going
to burn. If Walls is truly implicated in this, there's
(31:48):
a chance it would give him some incentive to work
with Donald Trump. Seeing as how Donald Trump is overseeing
the Justice Department, maybe he would look at that as, hey,
give me a lighter sentenced type think. I'm not saying
that's the case, but if Tim Walls thinks a criminal
probe is coming down the highway for him, maybe we
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could get something out of him.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
That's Tim Walls. Though.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
We're not going to get anything out of people like this.
It took me seventeen years to get my citizenship.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
I went through a lot, and I'm you know, I
can advocate for myself.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
As you all will attest, we're.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Not going to get anything out of people like this.
Speaker 9 (32:29):
Imagine if that city or that town was suddenly invaded
by thousands of federal agents that do not share the
values that you hold, Dear, I.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Won't get anything out of people like that.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
Yes, the ICE is acting as the private police for
the President. They're going and knocking on Americans doors, They're
harassing people in their cars. They have taken over an
entire state. Let's stand up for American freedom, for state's
ability to have federalism in this country. I believe that
the President is really crossing the line.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
And we absolutely, positively we'll not get anything out of
people like this.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
You did go to fank or Palace. Now there is
new Maharaya, and again the palace has the power of
the dark light. It is dead. Please kill my people.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Guys not on our side. We have to accept that.
Speaking of which, dear, big fan of France, I never
said I was a big fan of France, did I never?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I didn't say that, Chris, But what.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Praising their food doesn't count as being a big fan
of France. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you this
pal speaking of their food? Did I bring this up
before the food on air France? Because we had one
of what one of the legs was Air France.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
They have these.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Remember what they called them because it was in French
and I don't know if you know that's a foreign language,
but they they were like these cheese crisps. When I
say cheese crisps, I'm trying to think. I want you
to think about imagine a crape, a crape that was
filled with some sort of I don't want to say
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cream cheese, but like I because like a creamy, delicious cheese.
Hold on, Corey, let me see these things. Yes, yes,
that's them. Crepez have thought of it?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Is that? What it s?
Speaker 2 (34:31):
C r E p e s f o U r
r e e s. That's exactly what I'm talking That's
exactly them. Okay, I'm not gonna smell all that thing again.
Crepez monsieur, They're unreal, unreal. Why are you giving me
(34:54):
that symbol? Is a segment almost over. I meant to
do more. I wanted to do more, but then Corey
brought up the Crepez. And now what the delicious tomorrow is?
Asked doctor Jesse Friday. If you have questions about crepees
for pH a lais or anything else, you can get
your questions emailed in well, have fun.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I promise all right, and don't forget.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
You will go to tank or tellis.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's all
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