August 11, 2026 • 38 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. So we'll
dig into Look, we're gonna make fun of Dome. First,
We'll dig into some rough poll numbers. I've been to
tell us. I've been talk really briefly here in a
second about what Trump. Trump did something awesome that I
really really appreciate. We'll get to emails, all that and
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so much more to come in the final hour where
The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, just really quickly, there's a headline.
Former US marine detained in Russia since twenty twenty two
has been released, comes amid severe concerns about his health.
I just want to make a point I've maade many
times before on the show. I hate it when Americans
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are locked up abroad. Now, obviously, you go kill someone
or something like that in another country, you're done. But
so often they're they're on trumped up charges, ridiculous charges.
Sometimes they didn't do anything wrong at all. It's very
clear that that nation just wants to keep Americans locked up.
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I believe the American president should at all times have
people working to bring Americans back home. I think that
is part of being a citizen. That's part of what
I should be able to expect from my country. And
the same way if I'm if I'm in an if
I'm in a foreign land and I'm in some kind
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of trouble, someone's act to me as something like that.
As a citizen, I have every right to expect that
if I walk up to the American embassy in that area,
that the United States Marines guarding that embassy will open
up the doors once they verify my identity, bring me inside,
and will offer me protection. That's part of being an
American citizen. When I travel abroad, my citizenship, it protects me,
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It should protect me. American presidents oftentimes they don't care
about this issue. And let me tell you why because
other people don't. I bet you're bored right now and
waiting for me to change your subject, which I will
do in a moment. I promise you. I am passionate
about this because I think it shows the patriotism of
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a president. The only time anyone can even remember Joe
Biden doing anything about it is when he could spring
up black lesbian out of Russian jail. Remember we exchanged
Victor Bout, the arms dealer, legendary Russian arms dealer. We
exchanged him for a black WNBA player. And that's when
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Russia had a marine who had been locked up there
a lot longer than she was. Why what was just
a political win for Biden? It was just quite simple
for the communists around Joe Biden, Well, if we're going
to save somebody, it better be a lesbian, right. The
thought of Americans just being Americans never crossed their mind.
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Most presidents suck at this. And Donald Trump he did
his whole first four years and he's done it in
the last year and a half. He makes it a
priority to bring Americans home. And I really appreciate it,
I really do. I think it's awesome because he doesn't.
What political wins does he have for that? Is anybody?
How many people? How many did you even hear that story?
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By the way, have you been listening watching things all
day long? How many people have you even said have
you even seen say anything positive about it? If you're
a president, you don't get great press out of that.
You get a quick headline and it goes away because
no one knows who this guy is, cares about this guy,
No big deal. It's important. I think it's really important.
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It's also important to make fun of Dome. I love
that Democrats keep talking this way.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So they're trying to mess with your ability to vote.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Just to break it all down, You've got the Supreme
Court and they just sealed the deal with this case
that just came up recently, the Cala decision, which basically
took the power out of the Voting Rights Act, which
was designed to protect.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Your right to vote.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So you got the Supreme Court doing its thing. Then
this president is trying to push this Save Act, which
basically would require that for people to register to vote,
you're going to have to have proof of who you are.
They threw a passport, which a lot of Americans don't have,
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or a birth certificate. Same point, obstacles to make it
difficult for you to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You're going to have to prove who you are to vote.
What kind of tyranny is this? Hey, teach, All the
talk show hosts are finally uttering the words socialism, communism, Marxism.
Suddenly they've been given permission, question mark. But all along
you've been educating us in mourning us. Thank goodness for
Jesse's Accelerated Advanced class. Thanks for letting me in. My
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brain is bigger. Look, human beings generally don't want to
get yelled at. You know what I mean? You know
the easiest way to make sure you don't get yelled at.
It's kind of say what everyone else is saying. Make
sure you don't step on this person's toes or that
person's toes. Make sure you don't step out of line.
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Whatever language someone else is using, make sure you use
that same language. Don't sit and think about it or
come up with more honest language or better, more accurate language.
You just do what everyone else is doing. But that's
why you and me have to be a little bit
bolder than everyone else, because we got to drag them along.
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That's your life, is taking the political dunces in your life,
the normies in your life, and dragging them along. And
they're always going to be a drag always. You're constantly
gonna have to be pulling them along. Let's go, we
gotta vote in the primary. Did you hear what Democrats
did today? That's our life, Jesse. I was listening to
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Thursday Show, and I just want to give you credit.
This is about Brandon Darby, Brandon's got stones of steel.
Did you see the way you just casually talked about that?
Or he just talked about the guy casually killing his writer,
And then he had the audacity to call your house
dusty and dirty. I don't know what you're scarier the cartel.
(06:33):
We're talking smack about Aubrey's house. I'm just kidding around,
but that's crazy, how dangerous it is to be a
real journalist instead of one of these clowns who sits
behind a desk in a studio in New York City. Well,
you know what's so funny about that is these and
Darby's talked about this a lot before too. Darby Darby
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has had to sneak into Mexico in the trunk of
a car to avoid being murdered by the cartel in
the trunk of a car of a car. And yet
you can find journalist after journalists I just mentioned. I
just say what everyone else is saying. You go to
New York City and find some live journalist working for NBC.
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They will never step out of line. They'll say the
only acceptable thing to management and producers. They'll take whatever
commy line there is, and then they'll have the guts
to tell people, my job is to speak truth to power. Yeah,
in Mexico, journalists get butchered all the time. If they
print the names of cartel members, that is speaking truth
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to power. Criticizing Donald Trump on CNN, it's not speaking
truth to power. That's just taking the company line. Now,
speaking of what everyone else is doing. The blue states
in the country, it's not like it used to be.
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It's not it's not what it was in nineteen ninety.
What's that mean. Well, in nineteen ninety, if you had
a Democrat state, the Democrats who ran that state, the
most powerful democrats in the state, they would understand that, Okay, yeah,
we're going to be Democrats. We're going to pass some
Democrat things, but we have to make sure we stay
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within the lines. Why out of the goodness of their hearts. No,
you need tax revenue to stay in the state. You
don't want crime running all over the place in the state.
You can't push social issues too far otherwise you worry
about freaking people out. You have to run the state
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like a democrat shore. But there are always guardraels because
you don't want to go too far. Now, the guard
reels are gone. They don't exist anymore. They don't exist
because the older Democrats are either retired or they're afraid.
They're afraid of the Zoran Mendanni types. They're afraid of
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being primaried. They're worried these people they're coming for them.
Listen to this lady's political journey.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Got most of my news from John Stewart is that
was my primary news source. I'd read the Sunday Times
and I'd read John Stuart and I actually I did
read The New Yorker. So after Hillary Clinton did not
win and I was supportive of Hillary Clinton, I was
not a registered Democrat at that point. I was registered independent.
And then she didn't win, and I was horrified. I
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was baffled. I tried to become involved in the Democratic Party.
What I ended up involved in was this like women's
club where you'd like have speakers, like you weren't actually
making any decisions. You were hearing people talk about a book.
That was all really frustrating because I was like, who's
doing anything, what are we pushing anything toward? And a
friend who was a folk musician said, you know, we
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are starting this DSA chapter. You should come to a meeting,
and I was like, uh, the Socialists. And I was like,
all right, well, I'll come to your meeting because we're friends,
but I'm not saying comrade. And I went to the
meeting and I was just so relieved they were actually
doing something, just anything they had.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What were they doing? They were taking over the Democrat Party.
Now they've either taken over the entire Democrat Party or
they've successfully intimidated the people who have taken over the
Democrat Party. But what does that mean for you?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Headline? Democrat Governor Mara Healy's of Massachusetts signs a sweeping
Massachusetts bill allowing abortions up to birth. The guardrails are
all gone. And if you live in a blue area,
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I've been telling you this for years, and I've been
right for years, and so I'm going to tell you again,
and I know it may hurt to hear. There is
no bottom. It doesn't exist there because the guardrails are gone.
There is no insane, demonic left wing position that they
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can take where Democrat leadership will step in and say
that's too far. That is gone, completely gone. It only
goes down and down and down from here. All right,
all right? Let's get to some emails. Next.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Jesse Kelly returns.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Tuesday. Member,
you can email us your love, your hate, your death
threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Zoos keeper Jesse
as a young boy, if you didn't wound bugs and
toss them into spiderwebs, Chuck can't even save you. It
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just reminds me of this story. Look, we didn't have
smartphones all right. Of times we weren't allowed to stay inside. Again,
I hate to do the Grandpa back in my day thing,
but your parents would make you leave and they wouldn't
even know where you were. You just went and got
on your bike, got with your friends, and you were
just gone. And they're sitting around thinking, well, hopefully we
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see him again. And then that was how it was.
So you got to go make your own entertainment. I
did this in various ways. I already told you before
about my failed attempt to trap all the hornets on
the ground that didn't go that well. We had in
our garage this gigantic wolf spider. A gigantic wolf spider. Remember,
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they're not poisonous to humans. They are poisonous, but they
can't hurt people, so it was no big deal. And
he had this gigantic web, and apparently this dude was
freaking starving. So this is how we entertained ourselves, Me
and my buddies. We would go to the yard and
we would get a grasshopper, and we kept trying to
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get the biggest ones we could find. And we walked
up to the net and we threw this grasshopper up
into the net and then we would just sit there.
And it's not like you had to sit around for
a long time, the grasshoppers sitting there. Oh no, I'm
stuck in the net. And down comes to spider immediately.
I know, Chris, I know, I'm getting a little screamish
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now just talking about it was so creepy, But honestly,
God is amazing that the way he made these creatures.
The spider gets down to the grasshopper and he just
starts using his little feet and he just starts spinning him.
And I wasn't close enough to know whether he's spitting
a web on him at the time where he's using
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the web, he's just spinning him and spinning him and
spinning him and the grasshopper is still alive, but he's
getting basically wrapped up and rope the entire time, spins
him and then left him, spun him till he's stuck,
and then left. Okay, we would sit and wait, well,
when's when's payoff here? What's happening? For some reason, the
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Spider would never do that while we were there. He
would grab him and spin him. Then we would have
to walk away. We'd come back later. The grasshopper, he
would be on the ground in the garage, fully intact.
If you look, you'd say, that's alive grasshopper. Except you
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bent down and looked. There were two puncture wounds in
him and he was empty. Empty. Wolf Spider stabbed him,
killed him, and sucked him.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Drug everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
So they're trying to mess with your ability to vote,
just to break it all down. You've got the Supreme
Court and they.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Just sealed the deal with this case that just came
up recently, the Calai decision, which basically took the power
out of the voting r which was designed to protect
your right to vote.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
So you got the.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Supreme Court doing its thing.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Then this president is trying to push this Save Act,
which basically would require that for people to register to vote,
you're going to have to have proof of who you
are through a passport, which a.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Lot of them that's crazy, Hey, Jesse, I have often
wondered how the soldiers marching off to war would fed,
would be fed? I would assume that's a bad idea,
that there were people who went ahead and shot game,
prepared the meet and set up a chuck wagon, so
on and so forth. But how were thousands of soldiers
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fed on a daily basis or where they fed regularly?
Says his name is Jeff. So this is an insanely
nerdy question, which I love. Of course, it's also a
question that it's very complicated because it completely depended. Let's
just start here. Armies, the best armies. As Napoleon said,
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an army runs on its stomach. It's not just the
weapons you're bringing along. You have to spend a lot
of time preparing the food, preparing the water, or coming
up with the plan to make sure your men eat.
Because I'm here to tell you right now, the baddest
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duds on the planet, the baddest duds who have ever
ever lived on the planet. After so many days without
water or food. They are nothing, nothing, They're useless. They
have to eat. Your body requires it, especially when you're
burning that much up. So the most powerful, most successful
conquerors in history, they all understood you, this can't be
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like a side item. It's hey, we got the bombs
and bullets, we got the spears and stuff, right, and hey,
did someone get food? No? No, no, no, no no
no no no. For a guy like Napoleon, I mean
I brought up Napoleon. For a guy like Napoleon, he
had yet basically a completely separate military. It wasn't a
separate military, but it was almost that. And their entire
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job was to be where the troops were marching to
that day and have lodging and food and rations set
up for them. And you have to be there a
long time in advance, and you have to have a
plan for such things. You if you want to feed
an army here, you've got a harvest grain months beforehand
and get the bread. It is insanely complicated. And what's
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funny about that is the lack of that. It's what
doomed so many barbarian armies throughout history when they squared
off against a major civilization. You look at the numbers
and you say to yourself, Wow, those barbarians are just
going to absolutely mop the floor with them. Hey you food, No, huh, well,
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I'm going back home. I'm hungry. Just didn't work out
that way. In fact, I have a real quick example
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday,
And if you miss any part of the show, you
can download it Iart, Spotify, iTunes. So have you ever
heard of the Battle of Alisha Elisia? Alisha Siege of Alisia?
So I'm just going to give you the five minute version.
I've done a longer show on this before, but it's
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unbelievably fascinating. Caesar, this is along the lines of what
we were talking about. Why am I talking about this now?
I don't know, I feel like it. Julius Caesar, he
wants glory for himself, wants to make a name for himself,
so he comes up with to invade Gaul, France. All
these Gallic tribes are up there and Caesar invades Gaul.
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Now back to the logistics question. Caesar was of course
amazing at this too. He always knew his army had
to eat. He always had a plan to acquire to
maintain food for his troops. Part of the Roman advantage
when it came to military stuff, by the way, was
Roman roads. I know that's incredibly boring. But when you
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have modern, wonderful roads, at least modern for the time,
your army can get to a place much much quicker
and safer than another army that didn't have any roads
at all. It also allows things like food medical supplies
to flow back and forth a lot faster. You guard
those routes, make sure you got food trucking up and
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down those routes can maintain an army for a long time.
Caesar invades Gaul. The Caesar Invasion of Gaul is a
massive story that I won't get into at all long.
It's fascinating. It's got everything you could possibly want. Barbarians
and Romans and torture and near death. It's an amazing tale. Finally,
Caesar finds himself at what amounts to the last Gallic stronghold, Alesia.
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It's a hilltop, a plateau, it's fortified. The Gallic leader
his name was Verican Ghetoricks, and the galls were separate,
but they realized, we're in so much trouble, we better
elect one dude to kind of bring us all together.
This is our only shot. Varican Ghetoricks is inside of
this fort. So Caesar he builds a wall around the
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base of the fort to lay siege to the whole place,
builds a wall around it, and again he has goods
supplies coming in, so his men are well fed. And
he correctly assumes the men inside that place they may
have some provisions, but not that many. But word got
out from Alisia that Caesar was besieging, you know, the
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final stronghold. Word got spread throughout Gaul and this massive army,
and who knows how many people there are. I've heard
two hundred thousand, three hundred that no one knows. It's
too old. We'll call it two hundred thousand, two hundred thousand.
Troops start marching towards Caesar as he's laying siege to
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the place. So I mean, he's just one of a kind.
Caesar says, okay, no problem. When he finds out about it,
he builds another wall, an outer ring outside of his
siege ring to keep the army that's coming out. He
then puts all these booby traps and things up around there.
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But the most important part of the story probably depending
on which version you read, but one of the most
important things is this, I mean, this barbarian army far
outnumbered Caesar's army that's coming to wipe him out. He's
surely dead right, No, they couldn't eat. Yeah for a
half a day, for a day, get some barbarians out there. Hey,
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here's a battle axe. Put on some face paint, go
chop someone's head off. He's your man. By day two
or three, he's looking around saying, anyone got any food.
I'm hungry. One more story. Sorry. Genghis Khan is famous
for a lot of things. One of the things he's
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most famous for is crossing something that's known as the
Gobi Desert. The Gobi Desert, it's in Asia. Don't worry
about it. You can go look it up if you like. Obviously,
it's a desert. It's a large desert, and it was
thought to be impossible to cross it. No army could
cross it. Maybe you know, a few dudes could cross it,
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but no army could cross because the desert is not
going to have enough water basically to support a large army.
Is certainly a large army on horses. The man's gotta drink.
The horse has to drink even more, it's not gonna work, right.
Genghis Khan did it. But when people tell that story
they kind of fast forward through the most important part.
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He didn't just show up and say, tough it out, boys,
we're going through the desert. He had an entire advanced
party riding through the Gobi Desert for a long time,
mapping every bit of it out. Okay, the army can
get to hear where there's water, and then the next
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day we will have to travel southwest to here where
there is more water. This was a very long way
of me telling you the logistics of feeding and supplying
large armies is a gigantic endeavor, a gigantic endeavor, and
it's one of the things the United States of America
has done really, really well. A lot of that's due
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to our navy, but technological advances. Just what we did
in the Pacific War is one of the great feats
any nation has ever accomplished. To shuttle that much oil, food, men,
medical supplies across the freaking Pacific Ocean. This is before
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supersonic jets. Mind you, I know we had planes, but
they weren't flying from San Diego down to Guadalcanal. I
promise you that we supplied. We not only had this army.
We supplied this army across the Pacific Ocean. That's awesome.
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Trump administration drafts VISA reforms to reduce displacement of American
workers by imported labor. Again, awesome. More of that, all right,
a couple of Iran items here was Scott besis.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Never going back to the way it was because the
Iranians have used or tried to use it as a
chow point. What we are going to see over the
next two years, the Strait's going to become irrelevant. It
is going to become just another body of water. And
I would say that more than fifty or seventy percent
of the energy that moves through the Strait now is
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going to go through underground pipelines.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, how we were talking about how it's going to
take a while, Scott Descent says two years. Obviously, now
the world is going to work towards making sure that
Strait is irrelevant. Now here's the bad news that that
that's good news. We knew that they were going to
they were going to try, they were going to make improvements.
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He says, fifty to seventy percent. Here's bad news. What
if this war doesn't end until then? I don't know
that that's the case. What if doesn't end until then?
And this is what we're facing back.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Home, non college voters on Trump. Hello, Okay, in the
twenty twenty four election, he won him by thirteen points, right,
that was the reason he won. He won among non
college voters, a very strong performance amongst them, and that,
of course was the reason he was able to win
because college voters were against him. But look at this
now minus nineteen points, minus nineteen points. We're talking about
even bigger shift here. We're talking about what is this.
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This is a thirty two point shift away from the
President of the United States when it comes to his
key core political group.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's not good.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Neither is this net favorability rating the MAGA movement non
college redos back in October of twenty twenty four. Look
at that on the plus side of Ledger positive plus
six points down we go into the Atlantic Ocean. Now
look at this movement now minus twenty two points. That
is a shift Johnny b of twenty eight points away
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from the MAGA movement away with non college Americans. So
the bottom line is this the group at which the
Trump movement was built upon. They are shifting away and
saying we don't like Maga anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, we lost their base. Other than that, things are
going well. Let's do a couple emails, maybe make fun
of these comedies a little bit more before we check
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It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday. You can email
us your love, your hate, your death threads Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. This is fascinating old audio someone
dug up from communist mayor of New York City, Zooran
Man Done.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
I think that minority communities, because we have never had representation,
we are tied much more to identity. White communities they've
had representation, and so for them, their tie is a
little less identity and a little more ideology. And so
what I mean by that is, we have a lot
of voters here who think of themselves first as progressive voters,
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and so we reach out to them speaking about our platform,
our progressive platform. And you're very right that you need
someone in the middle to be a validator, someone to
tell them to trust us, believe in us.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Isn't it wild how open they are about lies? Sometimes
he's saying that on camera, that was public stuff. What's
he talking about there? Well, Hey, we're voting tribally. We're
going to operate tribally politically. When we achieve power, we
are only going to take care of our tribe. But
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we understand that white liberals they want to hear about communism.
So we'll go to them and we'll tell them, Hey,
communism's great. Hey, I love communism, big common guy, give
me power. If you're wondering how this dude became the
Democrat nominee of Michigan, that's how I'll.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Have to tell you that the same exact forces that
drove Native peoples from their land two centuries ago, destroyed
Black Wall Street a century ago, bombed a building decades ago,
and tried to ban shitty out law not a decade ago.
That those forces are alive and well today.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Also, Chris, I listened to this a couple of times.
I can't decide if this is a new Jasmine Crockett
accent or if she's turned up the volume on the
other Jasmine crowd. I mean, you know jazz well, she
went on, She went on, Jimmy Kimmel, she said this
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eating kids allegedly.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Let me put the allegedly onder, y'all. I mean, like
there's a lot going on, like putting wad on. He
was doing a lot. I'm just saying, like, there's a
there's a lot of nonsense that's popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Now. Degenerate producer Corey had an interesting theory when that
was playing. In fact, I'm gonna play it again and
I'm gonna listen to his after I tell you his theory.
I'm gonna play it again and I'm gonna hear it.
Jimmy Kimmel wasn't hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live. It was an
actor who was hosting it in his place, and a
black actor who was hosting it in his place. Degenerate
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producer Corey. He thinks that's what turned the accent up
a notch.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Stimulus eating kids allegedly let me put the allegedly on
their y'all. I mean like there's a lot going on,
like putting water on his he was doing a lot.
I'm just saying, like, there's a there's a lot of nonsense.
This's popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I think you're right. I think you're right. That's why
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How could you find somebody so fast when it's so
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ZipRecruiter dot com, slash Jesse. Hey Jesse, you've spoken about
the affordability situation recently. I'm a financial advisor. People like
to blame boomers, and even though it doesn't seem fair,
there is some truth to it. They bought houses and
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watch the values go up five, six, ten times the
purchase price and are now sitting on a pile of
equity through nothing they did. It's also shocking to me
how many boomer clients come right out and say, I
don't want to leave anything for my grandkids. I want
to spend everything. Well, hold on a second, if I
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can push back on that, I don't have some obligation
no matter how old I am, to sell my house
if it's gone up in value or gone down in value.
My house it's not public property. It's not for the
public's use at all. My house is for my use
and my family. So I mean, I've heard this criticism
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of older generations that they bought up houses when houses
were a lot cheaper. Now the value has gone through
the roof and now they're sitting on them. But what
do you want them to do? Be homeless? I don't
know that I buy into that, and I don't know
that they were the ones controlling that market anyway. Remember,
we not only have ridiculous monetary policy that inflated all
this stuff, We've brought in a hundred million foreigners who
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are renting and buying homes that inflated all this stuff.
All this stuff too. You want to get housing prices
back down, you get a hundred million foreigners out of
the country now, as far as I'm not leaving a
dime to my kids and grandkids. Look, people do what
they want. I'm leaving everything to my kids. I mean,
there's a chance we find a charity or something like that,
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a couple two that we leave some money too, But
I'm leaving everything to my kids. I'm even more passionate
about this now than I used to be because I
see how rough the market is, how rough the economy
is out there. Look, if my kids turn out to
be turns. If I leave them a nice chunk of
change and they'd end up owing it on cocaine and
ruining their lives, that's their problem. That's not my problem.
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I've done the best I can to raise you to
do it well. If you screw it all up after
I'm gone, that's your problem. But no, I believe that's
part of your legacy, or at least that's how I
look at it. That's part of my legacy. I'm passing
it down anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
And now he's a headline, you know the thing headlines
we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Thanks for the jobs, Mam Donnie has declared Florida's economic
Developer of the Year. As residents flee New York City
for the Sunshine State, just remember that Zoron Mandani is
not sitting around feeling badly because he ran people out
of New York City, because he is actually trying to
destroy New York City. The destruction is on purpose, Senate
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confirms Todd Blanche after a handful of GOP holdouts threatened
his nomination. Well, this came down to a fifty to
forty nine vote, so it was kind of we had
to scrape them all together. In the end, Trump got
his Attorney General. I don't think he'll get another one.
So Todd Blanche is going to be the ag for
the remainder of Trump's term. That's generally how that goes,
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So if he keeps going. Trump tackles autism epidemic and
signs new executive order reducing the number of vaccines recommended
for children. I'll just say, I mean, I don't know
everything about what vaccines do and don't do with the
cause or may cause. I read all the stuff you read,
and I don't know who are what to believe. But
I will tell you this. Someone told me that there
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are some children who receive seventy two vaccinations. That's a lot.
That's that sounds like a lot. Cassidy blasts Trump over
vaccine order, claims the president has no expertise to make
these changes. Okay, I wonder what Bill Cassidy said about
the COVID shot. Look, if you're going to cite your
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meta expertise, I have every right to go back to
the last pandemic and see how right you were, and
if you weren't, maybe you don't have the expertise. We
will do it again tomorrow. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour
of The Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. So we'll
dig into Look, we're gonna make fun of Dome. First,
We'll dig into some rough poll numbers. I've been to
tell us. I've been talk really briefly here in a
second about what Trump. Trump did something awesome that I
really really appreciate. We'll get to emails, all that and
(00:37):
so much more to come in the final hour where
The Jesse Kelly Show. Now, just really quickly, there's a headline.
Former US marine detained in Russia since twenty twenty two
has been released, comes amid severe concerns about his health.
I just want to make a point I've maade many
times before on the show. I hate it when Americans
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are locked up abroad. Now, obviously, you go kill someone
or something like that in another country, you're done. But
so often they're they're on trumped up charges, ridiculous charges.
Sometimes they didn't do anything wrong at all. It's very
clear that that nation just wants to keep Americans locked up.
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I believe the American president should at all times have
people working to bring Americans back home. I think that
is part of being a citizen. That's part of what
I should be able to expect from my country. And
the same way if I'm if I'm in an if
I'm in a foreign land and I'm in some kind
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of trouble, someone's act to me as something like that.
As a citizen, I have every right to expect that
if I walk up to the American embassy in that area,
that the United States Marines guarding that embassy will open
up the doors once they verify my identity, bring me inside,
and will offer me protection. That's part of being an
American citizen. When I travel abroad, my citizenship, it protects me,
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It should protect me. American presidents oftentimes they don't care
about this issue. And let me tell you why because
other people don't. I bet you're bored right now and
waiting for me to change your subject, which I will
do in a moment. I promise you. I am passionate
about this because I think it shows the patriotism of
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a president. The only time anyone can even remember Joe
Biden doing anything about it is when he could spring
up black lesbian out of Russian jail. Remember we exchanged
Victor Bout, the arms dealer, legendary Russian arms dealer. We
exchanged him for a black WNBA player. And that's when
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Russia had a marine who had been locked up there
a lot longer than she was. Why what was just
a political win for Biden? It was just quite simple
for the communists around Joe Biden, Well, if we're going
to save somebody, it better be a lesbian, right. The
thought of Americans just being Americans never crossed their mind.
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Most presidents suck at this. And Donald Trump he did
his whole first four years and he's done it in
the last year and a half. He makes it a
priority to bring Americans home. And I really appreciate it,
I really do. I think it's awesome because he doesn't.
What political wins does he have for that? Is anybody?
How many people? How many did you even hear that story?
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By the way, have you been listening watching things all
day long? How many people have you even said have
you even seen say anything positive about it? If you're
a president, you don't get great press out of that.
You get a quick headline and it goes away because
no one knows who this guy is, cares about this guy,
No big deal. It's important. I think it's really important.
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It's also important to make fun of Dome. I love
that Democrats keep talking this way.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So they're trying to mess with your ability to vote.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Just to break it all down, You've got the Supreme
Court and they just sealed the deal with this case
that just came up recently, the Cala decision, which basically
took the power out of the Voting Rights Act, which
was designed to protect.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Your right to vote.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So you got the Supreme Court doing its thing. Then
this president is trying to push this Save Act, which
basically would require that for people to register to vote,
you're going to have to have proof of who you are.
They threw a passport, which a lot of Americans don't have,
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or a birth certificate. Same point, obstacles to make it
difficult for you to register to vote.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You're going to have to prove who you are to vote.
What kind of tyranny is this? Hey, teach, All the
talk show hosts are finally uttering the words socialism, communism, Marxism.
Suddenly they've been given permission, question mark. But all along
you've been educating us in mourning us. Thank goodness for
Jesse's Accelerated Advanced class. Thanks for letting me in. My
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brain is bigger. Look, human beings generally don't want to
get yelled at. You know what I mean? You know
the easiest way to make sure you don't get yelled at.
It's kind of say what everyone else is saying. Make
sure you don't step on this person's toes or that
person's toes. Make sure you don't step out of line.
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Whatever language someone else is using, make sure you use
that same language. Don't sit and think about it or
come up with more honest language or better, more accurate language.
You just do what everyone else is doing. But that's
why you and me have to be a little bit
bolder than everyone else, because we got to drag them along.
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That's your life, is taking the political dunces in your life,
the normies in your life, and dragging them along. And
they're always going to be a drag always. You're constantly
gonna have to be pulling them along. Let's go, we
gotta vote in the primary. Did you hear what Democrats
did today? That's our life, Jesse. I was listening to
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Thursday Show, and I just want to give you credit.
This is about Brandon Darby, Brandon's got stones of steel.
Did you see the way you just casually talked about that?
Or he just talked about the guy casually killing his writer,
And then he had the audacity to call your house
dusty and dirty. I don't know what you're scarier the cartel.
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We're talking smack about Aubrey's house. I'm just kidding around,
but that's crazy, how dangerous it is to be a
real journalist instead of one of these clowns who sits
behind a desk in a studio in New York City. Well,
you know what's so funny about that is these and
Darby's talked about this a lot before too. Darby Darby
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has had to sneak into Mexico in the trunk of
a car to avoid being murdered by the cartel in
the trunk of a car of a car. And yet
you can find journalist after journalists I just mentioned. I
just say what everyone else is saying. You go to
New York City and find some live journalist working for NBC.
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They will never step out of line. They'll say the
only acceptable thing to management and producers. They'll take whatever
commy line there is, and then they'll have the guts
to tell people, my job is to speak truth to power. Yeah,
in Mexico, journalists get butchered all the time. If they
print the names of cartel members, that is speaking truth
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to power. Criticizing Donald Trump on CNN, it's not speaking
truth to power. That's just taking the company line. Now,
speaking of what everyone else is doing. The blue states
in the country, it's not like it used to be.
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It's not it's not what it was in nineteen ninety.
What's that mean. Well, in nineteen ninety, if you had
a Democrat state, the Democrats who ran that state, the
most powerful democrats in the state, they would understand that, Okay, yeah,
we're going to be Democrats. We're going to pass some
Democrat things, but we have to make sure we stay
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within the lines. Why out of the goodness of their hearts. No,
you need tax revenue to stay in the state. You
don't want crime running all over the place in the state.
You can't push social issues too far otherwise you worry
about freaking people out. You have to run the state
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like a democrat shore. But there are always guardraels because
you don't want to go too far. Now, the guard
reels are gone. They don't exist anymore. They don't exist
because the older Democrats are either retired or they're afraid.
They're afraid of the Zoran Mendanni types. They're afraid of
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being primaried. They're worried these people they're coming for them.
Listen to this lady's political journey.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Got most of my news from John Stewart is that
was my primary news source. I'd read the Sunday Times
and I'd read John Stuart and I actually I did
read The New Yorker. So after Hillary Clinton did not
win and I was supportive of Hillary Clinton, I was
not a registered Democrat at that point. I was registered independent.
And then she didn't win, and I was horrified. I
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was baffled. I tried to become involved in the Democratic Party.
What I ended up involved in was this like women's
club where you'd like have speakers, like you weren't actually
making any decisions. You were hearing people talk about a book.
That was all really frustrating because I was like, who's
doing anything, what are we pushing anything toward? And a
friend who was a folk musician said, you know, we
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are starting this DSA chapter. You should come to a meeting,
and I was like, uh, the Socialists. And I was like,
all right, well, I'll come to your meeting because we're friends,
but I'm not saying comrade. And I went to the
meeting and I was just so relieved they were actually
doing something, just anything they had.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What were they doing? They were taking over the Democrat Party.
Now they've either taken over the entire Democrat Party or
they've successfully intimidated the people who have taken over the
Democrat Party. But what does that mean for you?
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Headline? Democrat Governor Mara Healy's of Massachusetts signs a sweeping
Massachusetts bill allowing abortions up to birth. The guardrails are
all gone. And if you live in a blue area,
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I've been telling you this for years, and I've been
right for years, and so I'm going to tell you again,
and I know it may hurt to hear. There is
no bottom. It doesn't exist there because the guardrails are gone.
There is no insane, demonic left wing position that they
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can take where Democrat leadership will step in and say
that's too far. That is gone, completely gone. It only
goes down and down and down from here. All right,
all right? Let's get to some emails. Next.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Jesse Kelly returns.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Next, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a spectacular Tuesday. Member,
you can email us your love, your hate, your death
threats Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Zoos keeper Jesse
as a young boy, if you didn't wound bugs and
toss them into spiderwebs, Chuck can't even save you. It
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just reminds me of this story. Look, we didn't have
smartphones all right. Of times we weren't allowed to stay inside. Again,
I hate to do the Grandpa back in my day thing,
but your parents would make you leave and they wouldn't
even know where you were. You just went and got
on your bike, got with your friends, and you were
just gone. And they're sitting around thinking, well, hopefully we
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see him again. And then that was how it was.
So you got to go make your own entertainment. I
did this in various ways. I already told you before
about my failed attempt to trap all the hornets on
the ground that didn't go that well. We had in
our garage this gigantic wolf spider. A gigantic wolf spider. Remember,
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they're not poisonous to humans. They are poisonous, but they
can't hurt people, so it was no big deal. And
he had this gigantic web, and apparently this dude was
freaking starving. So this is how we entertained ourselves, Me
and my buddies. We would go to the yard and
we would get a grasshopper, and we kept trying to
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get the biggest ones we could find. And we walked
up to the net and we threw this grasshopper up
into the net and then we would just sit there.
And it's not like you had to sit around for
a long time, the grasshoppers sitting there. Oh no, I'm
stuck in the net. And down comes to spider immediately.
I know, Chris, I know, I'm getting a little screamish
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now just talking about it was so creepy, But honestly,
God is amazing that the way he made these creatures.
The spider gets down to the grasshopper and he just
starts using his little feet and he just starts spinning him.
And I wasn't close enough to know whether he's spitting
a web on him at the time where he's using
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the web, he's just spinning him and spinning him and
spinning him and the grasshopper is still alive, but he's
getting basically wrapped up and rope the entire time, spins
him and then left him, spun him till he's stuck,
and then left. Okay, we would sit and wait, well,
when's when's payoff here? What's happening? For some reason, the
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Spider would never do that while we were there. He
would grab him and spin him. Then we would have
to walk away. We'd come back later. The grasshopper, he
would be on the ground in the garage, fully intact.
If you look, you'd say, that's alive grasshopper. Except you
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bent down and looked. There were two puncture wounds in
him and he was empty. Empty. Wolf Spider stabbed him,
killed him, and sucked him.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Drug everybody.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
So they're trying to mess with your ability to vote,
just to break it all down. You've got the Supreme
Court and they.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Just sealed the deal with this case that just came
up recently, the Calai decision, which basically took the power
out of the voting r which was designed to protect
your right to vote.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
So you got the.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Supreme Court doing its thing.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Then this president is trying to push this Save Act,
which basically would require that for people to register to vote,
you're going to have to have proof of who you
are through a passport, which a.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Lot of them that's crazy, Hey, Jesse, I have often
wondered how the soldiers marching off to war would fed,
would be fed? I would assume that's a bad idea,
that there were people who went ahead and shot game,
prepared the meet and set up a chuck wagon, so
on and so forth. But how were thousands of soldiers
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fed on a daily basis or where they fed regularly?
Says his name is Jeff. So this is an insanely
nerdy question, which I love. Of course, it's also a
question that it's very complicated because it completely depended. Let's
just start here. Armies, the best armies. As Napoleon said,
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an army runs on its stomach. It's not just the
weapons you're bringing along. You have to spend a lot
of time preparing the food, preparing the water, or coming
up with the plan to make sure your men eat.
Because I'm here to tell you right now, the baddest
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duds on the planet, the baddest duds who have ever
ever lived on the planet. After so many days without
water or food. They are nothing, nothing, They're useless. They
have to eat. Your body requires it, especially when you're
burning that much up. So the most powerful, most successful
conquerors in history, they all understood you, this can't be
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like a side item. It's hey, we got the bombs
and bullets, we got the spears and stuff, right, and hey,
did someone get food? No? No, no, no, no no
no no no. For a guy like Napoleon, I mean
I brought up Napoleon. For a guy like Napoleon, he
had yet basically a completely separate military. It wasn't a
separate military, but it was almost that. And their entire
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job was to be where the troops were marching to
that day and have lodging and food and rations set
up for them. And you have to be there a
long time in advance, and you have to have a
plan for such things. You if you want to feed
an army here, you've got a harvest grain months beforehand
and get the bread. It is insanely complicated. And what's
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funny about that is the lack of that. It's what
doomed so many barbarian armies throughout history when they squared
off against a major civilization. You look at the numbers
and you say to yourself, Wow, those barbarians are just
going to absolutely mop the floor with them. Hey you food, No, huh, well,
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I'm going back home. I'm hungry. Just didn't work out
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It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Tuesday,
And if you miss any part of the show, you
can download it Iart, Spotify, iTunes. So have you ever
heard of the Battle of Alisha Elisia? Alisha Siege of Alisia?
So I'm just going to give you the five minute version.
I've done a longer show on this before, but it's
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unbelievably fascinating. Caesar, this is along the lines of what
we were talking about. Why am I talking about this now?
I don't know, I feel like it. Julius Caesar, he
wants glory for himself, wants to make a name for himself,
so he comes up with to invade Gaul, France. All
these Gallic tribes are up there and Caesar invades Gaul.
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Now back to the logistics question. Caesar was of course
amazing at this too. He always knew his army had
to eat. He always had a plan to acquire to
maintain food for his troops. Part of the Roman advantage
when it came to military stuff, by the way, was
Roman roads. I know that's incredibly boring. But when you
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have modern, wonderful roads, at least modern for the time,
your army can get to a place much much quicker
and safer than another army that didn't have any roads
at all. It also allows things like food medical supplies
to flow back and forth a lot faster. You guard
those routes, make sure you got food trucking up and
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down those routes can maintain an army for a long time.
Caesar invades Gaul. The Caesar Invasion of Gaul is a
massive story that I won't get into at all long.
It's fascinating. It's got everything you could possibly want. Barbarians
and Romans and torture and near death. It's an amazing tale. Finally,
Caesar finds himself at what amounts to the last Gallic stronghold, Alesia.
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It's a hilltop, a plateau, it's fortified. The Gallic leader
his name was Verican Ghetoricks, and the galls were separate,
but they realized, we're in so much trouble, we better
elect one dude to kind of bring us all together.
This is our only shot. Varican Ghetoricks is inside of
this fort. So Caesar he builds a wall around the
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base of the fort to lay siege to the whole place,
builds a wall around it, and again he has goods
supplies coming in, so his men are well fed. And
he correctly assumes the men inside that place they may
have some provisions, but not that many. But word got
out from Alisia that Caesar was besieging, you know, the
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final stronghold. Word got spread throughout Gaul and this massive army,
and who knows how many people there are. I've heard
two hundred thousand, three hundred that no one knows. It's
too old. We'll call it two hundred thousand, two hundred thousand.
Troops start marching towards Caesar as he's laying siege to
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the place. So I mean, he's just one of a kind.
Caesar says, okay, no problem. When he finds out about it,
he builds another wall, an outer ring outside of his
siege ring to keep the army that's coming out. He
then puts all these booby traps and things up around there.
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But the most important part of the story probably depending
on which version you read, but one of the most
important things is this, I mean, this barbarian army far
outnumbered Caesar's army that's coming to wipe him out. He's
surely dead right, No, they couldn't eat. Yeah for a
half a day, for a day, get some barbarians out there. Hey,
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here's a battle axe. Put on some face paint, go
chop someone's head off. He's your man. By day two
or three, he's looking around saying, anyone got any food.
I'm hungry. One more story. Sorry. Genghis Khan is famous
for a lot of things. One of the things he's
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most famous for is crossing something that's known as the
Gobi Desert. The Gobi Desert, it's in Asia. Don't worry
about it. You can go look it up if you like. Obviously,
it's a desert. It's a large desert, and it was
thought to be impossible to cross it. No army could
cross it. Maybe you know, a few dudes could cross it,
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but no army could cross because the desert is not
going to have enough water basically to support a large army.
Is certainly a large army on horses. The man's gotta drink.
The horse has to drink even more, it's not gonna work, right.
Genghis Khan did it. But when people tell that story
they kind of fast forward through the most important part.
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He didn't just show up and say, tough it out, boys,
we're going through the desert. He had an entire advanced
party riding through the Gobi Desert for a long time,
mapping every bit of it out. Okay, the army can
get to hear where there's water, and then the next
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day we will have to travel southwest to here where
there is more water. This was a very long way
of me telling you the logistics of feeding and supplying
large armies is a gigantic endeavor, a gigantic endeavor, and
it's one of the things the United States of America
has done really, really well. A lot of that's due
(25:01):
to our navy, but technological advances. Just what we did
in the Pacific War is one of the great feats
any nation has ever accomplished. To shuttle that much oil, food, men,
medical supplies across the freaking Pacific Ocean. This is before
(25:22):
supersonic jets. Mind you, I know we had planes, but
they weren't flying from San Diego down to Guadalcanal. I
promise you that we supplied. We not only had this army.
We supplied this army across the Pacific Ocean. That's awesome.
(25:42):
Trump administration drafts VISA reforms to reduce displacement of American
workers by imported labor. Again, awesome. More of that, all right,
a couple of Iran items here was Scott besis.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Never going back to the way it was because the
Iranians have used or tried to use it as a
chow point. What we are going to see over the
next two years, the Strait's going to become irrelevant. It
is going to become just another body of water. And
I would say that more than fifty or seventy percent
of the energy that moves through the Strait now is
(26:21):
going to go through underground pipelines.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
No, how we were talking about how it's going to
take a while, Scott Descent says two years. Obviously, now
the world is going to work towards making sure that
Strait is irrelevant. Now here's the bad news that that
that's good news. We knew that they were going to
they were going to try, they were going to make improvements.
(26:45):
He says, fifty to seventy percent. Here's bad news. What
if this war doesn't end until then? I don't know
that that's the case. What if doesn't end until then?
And this is what we're facing back.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Home, non college voters on Trump. Hello, Okay, in the
twenty twenty four election, he won him by thirteen points, right,
that was the reason he won. He won among non
college voters, a very strong performance amongst them, and that,
of course was the reason he was able to win
because college voters were against him. But look at this
now minus nineteen points, minus nineteen points. We're talking about
even bigger shift here. We're talking about what is this.
(27:23):
This is a thirty two point shift away from the
President of the United States when it comes to his
key core political group.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's not good.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Neither is this net favorability rating the MAGA movement non
college redos back in October of twenty twenty four. Look
at that on the plus side of Ledger positive plus
six points down we go into the Atlantic Ocean. Now
look at this movement now minus twenty two points. That
is a shift Johnny b of twenty eight points away
(27:55):
from the MAGA movement away with non college Americans. So
the bottom line is this the group at which the
Trump movement was built upon. They are shifting away and
saying we don't like Maga anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Well, we lost their base. Other than that, things are
going well. Let's do a couple emails, maybe make fun
of these comedies a little bit more before we check
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Speaker 2 (29:30):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
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us your love, your hate, your death threads Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. This is fascinating old audio someone
dug up from communist mayor of New York City, Zooran
Man Done.
Speaker 8 (29:50):
I think that minority communities, because we have never had representation,
we are tied much more to identity. White communities they've
had representation, and so for them, their tie is a
little less identity and a little more ideology. And so
what I mean by that is, we have a lot
of voters here who think of themselves first as progressive voters,
(30:12):
and so we reach out to them speaking about our platform,
our progressive platform. And you're very right that you need
someone in the middle to be a validator, someone to
tell them to trust us, believe in us.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Isn't it wild how open they are about lies? Sometimes
he's saying that on camera, that was public stuff. What's
he talking about there? Well, Hey, we're voting tribally. We're
going to operate tribally politically. When we achieve power, we
are only going to take care of our tribe. But
(30:49):
we understand that white liberals they want to hear about communism.
So we'll go to them and we'll tell them, Hey,
communism's great. Hey, I love communism, big common guy, give
me power. If you're wondering how this dude became the
Democrat nominee of Michigan, that's how I'll.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Have to tell you that the same exact forces that
drove Native peoples from their land two centuries ago, destroyed
Black Wall Street a century ago, bombed a building decades ago,
and tried to ban shitty out law not a decade ago.
That those forces are alive and well today.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Also, Chris, I listened to this a couple of times.
I can't decide if this is a new Jasmine Crockett
accent or if she's turned up the volume on the
other Jasmine crowd. I mean, you know jazz well, she
went on, She went on, Jimmy Kimmel, she said this
(31:52):
eating kids allegedly.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Let me put the allegedly onder, y'all. I mean, like
there's a lot going on, like putting wad on. He
was doing a lot. I'm just saying, like, there's a
there's a lot of nonsense that's popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Now. Degenerate producer Corey had an interesting theory when that
was playing. In fact, I'm gonna play it again and
I'm gonna listen to his after I tell you his theory.
I'm gonna play it again and I'm gonna hear it.
Jimmy Kimmel wasn't hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live. It was an
actor who was hosting it in his place, and a
black actor who was hosting it in his place. Degenerate
(32:29):
producer Corey. He thinks that's what turned the accent up
a notch.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Stimulus eating kids allegedly let me put the allegedly on
their y'all. I mean like there's a lot going on,
like putting water on his he was doing a lot.
I'm just saying, like, there's a there's a lot of nonsense.
This's popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
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(33:28):
How could you find somebody so fast when it's so
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It's just technology. They take this technology that finds the best,
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(33:51):
slash Jesse and find out what they can do for you.
ZipRecruiter dot com, slash Jesse. Hey Jesse, you've spoken about
the affordability situation recently. I'm a financial advisor. People like
to blame boomers, and even though it doesn't seem fair,
there is some truth to it. They bought houses and
(34:14):
watch the values go up five, six, ten times the
purchase price and are now sitting on a pile of
equity through nothing they did. It's also shocking to me
how many boomer clients come right out and say, I
don't want to leave anything for my grandkids. I want
to spend everything. Well, hold on a second, if I
(34:34):
can push back on that, I don't have some obligation
no matter how old I am, to sell my house
if it's gone up in value or gone down in value.
My house it's not public property. It's not for the
public's use at all. My house is for my use
and my family. So I mean, I've heard this criticism
(34:57):
of older generations that they bought up houses when houses
were a lot cheaper. Now the value has gone through
the roof and now they're sitting on them. But what
do you want them to do? Be homeless? I don't
know that I buy into that, and I don't know
that they were the ones controlling that market anyway. Remember,
we not only have ridiculous monetary policy that inflated all
this stuff, We've brought in a hundred million foreigners who
(35:19):
are renting and buying homes that inflated all this stuff.
All this stuff too. You want to get housing prices
back down, you get a hundred million foreigners out of
the country now, as far as I'm not leaving a
dime to my kids and grandkids. Look, people do what
they want. I'm leaving everything to my kids. I mean,
there's a chance we find a charity or something like that,
(35:42):
a couple two that we leave some money too, But
I'm leaving everything to my kids. I'm even more passionate
about this now than I used to be because I
see how rough the market is, how rough the economy
is out there. Look, if my kids turn out to
be turns. If I leave them a nice chunk of
change and they'd end up owing it on cocaine and
ruining their lives, that's their problem. That's not my problem.
(36:04):
I've done the best I can to raise you to
do it well. If you screw it all up after
I'm gone, that's your problem. But no, I believe that's
part of your legacy, or at least that's how I
look at it. That's part of my legacy. I'm passing
it down anyway.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
And now he's a headline, you know the thing headlines
we didn't get to.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Thanks for the jobs, Mam Donnie has declared Florida's economic
Developer of the Year. As residents flee New York City
for the Sunshine State, just remember that Zoron Mandani is
not sitting around feeling badly because he ran people out
of New York City, because he is actually trying to
destroy New York City. The destruction is on purpose, Senate
(36:54):
confirms Todd Blanche after a handful of GOP holdouts threatened
his nomination. Well, this came down to a fifty to
forty nine vote, so it was kind of we had
to scrape them all together. In the end, Trump got
his Attorney General. I don't think he'll get another one.
So Todd Blanche is going to be the ag for
the remainder of Trump's term. That's generally how that goes,
(37:16):
So if he keeps going. Trump tackles autism epidemic and
signs new executive order reducing the number of vaccines recommended
for children. I'll just say, I mean, I don't know
everything about what vaccines do and don't do with the
cause or may cause. I read all the stuff you read,
and I don't know who are what to believe. But
I will tell you this. Someone told me that there
(37:37):
are some children who receive seventy two vaccinations. That's a lot.
That's that sounds like a lot. Cassidy blasts Trump over
vaccine order, claims the president has no expertise to make
these changes. Okay, I wonder what Bill Cassidy said about
the COVID shot. Look, if you're going to cite your
(37:59):
meta expertise, I have every right to go back to
the last pandemic and see how right you were, and
if you weren't, maybe you don't have the expertise. We
will do it again tomorrow. That's all
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